>walks onto Strip >kills the Three Families >kills Benny >eats the Platinum Chip >pisses on House, literally >refuses to justify, explain or elaborate >leaves Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House >Pisses on House >Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss Sigmachad grindset
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10% He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@aaronrachiele5521 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
For an intelligent man like house, he really isn't capable of coming up with contingencies for spanners. He is absolutely at the mercy of Benny and the courier.
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
>comes back to life >travels across nevada to retrive the chip, killing dozens in the process >gathers 2000 bottlecaps >gets to the guy he has to deliver the chip to >eats in in front of him >pisses on him >leaves >refuses to elaborate further
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
"Let alone" doesn't make sense because platinum is highly corrosion-resistant compared to other metals. Also stomach acid is HCl, which when mixed with nitric acid forms aqua regia; That would destroy your stomach lining and melt right through your torso (unless you had a magica- I mean, radiation-based mutation that made your belly extra super tough!), but also make it possible to dissolve most metals including the otherwise corrosion-resistant gold and platinum. This scenario is 100% plausible within the context of the lead belly perk and the exceptions to reality it already makes.
Eating importants things in fallout gives you the most strong capacities like don’t get damages from the radiations after eating the baby from The Pitt DLC 🤣
I am now imagining an alternate ending where Mr House just stares at the courier and looks bored. "There was once a king who asked his advisor to come up with a phrase that could be used in response to anything. The answer he came up with is doubly appropriate here. 'And this too shall pass'. Did you truly believe you were the first one to have tried this? I've waited this long.... I can wait a few more hours. Securitrons, detain him until he... expels... the chip."
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
Logic: I really think you shouldn't be doing that, just think of where it's been. Perception (success): From the taste, probably the most irradiated part of the desert. Electrochemestry: You know the best way to wash that taste out of your mouth? BOOZE. You should go to the Atomic Wrangler, now.
I'd be kinda cool if you have 10 DEX and 100 Unarmed you can instead of eating the Platinum Chip, dazzle Mr. House with a fake out magic trick. It'd leave him completely dumbfounded and slightly amazed at both your skills and balls to do that in front of him. He then gives you an additional $2500 Caps for your showmanship and bravery in addition to the $5000 Caps you'd get from returning the Platinum Chip to him.
>walks onto Strip
>kills the Three Families
>kills Benny
>eats the Platinum Chip
>pisses on House, literally
>refuses to justify, explain or elaborate
>leaves
Gigachad defined.
>Pisses off House
>Pisses on House
>Entombs him back with his piss-covered stasis pod so the last thing he smells as he dies from infection is your unventilated piss
Sigmachad grindset
Postal : 2281
@@battledroid7628 Quick, pass me a Nightstalker. Want a silencer for my rifle :^)
and he was so confident in doing it, that the securitrons didnt even see him as a hostile.
🤓☝️
death by piss is crazy 💀
Postal Piss is such a fun mod lmao
I installed it just to piss on the Memorial in Boulder City, right in front of Kovalski
@@GabeSlayer What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial.
“I’m taking a piss”
"What the hell are you doing?"@@peartree9008
”My brother died at Hover Dam”@@peartree9008
Destroyed ? The chip survived for 200 years, I think the chip will be find inside the couriers body until it comes out the other end.
It's not coming out, it got fuzed to their body. At best it'll be out when courier just expires, but by then god's know where they'll be
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it but the lead belly perk pop-up explained that, somehow, the platinum chip fused with the courier's stomach lining to reduce rads from all food and water by a further 10%
He absorbed the chip, it ain't coming out.
It's a mod so, not really a problem.
@danielbuie6878 well, I really don't think that house is able to see those kind of pop-up game notifications, so I don't understand the point of this reply.
@@aaronrachiele5521 in that case House probably knows his own tech to know whether or not the electronics of the chip would be destroyed by stomach acid, in which case he probably isn't going to care that he'll get platinum junk fished out of wastelander feces later
Imagine spending 200 years watching your meticulous plan come to fruition, only to have the final piece eaten by a drugged up mailman with brain damage
Should have negotiated
FLORIDA MAN be like:
And then killed by platinum shower
For an intelligent man like house, he really isn't capable of coming up with contingencies for spanners. He is absolutely at the mercy of Benny and the courier.
livve house has it
I love that the mod adds something really stupid and goofy but still has Mr. House act entirely realistic to the situation
I’ve gotten him to react that way to me in vanilla. Only thing the mod does is add the flavor text of “eating” the chip lol.
I think it reuses the dialogue you get for blowing up the robot stockpile
Absolutely nothing different out of the vanilla game other than the text. Nothing whatsoever.
The way this had me bouncing back and forth between "this is a mod" and "no way, this is in the game?" is hilarious.
Is it actually in the game?
@@hGhostOfSpartaTechnically yes, as it is a mod
Game the actually this in is?
this in actually game? Is the
@@hGhostOfSpartawild wasteland was in the game as a perk and it let you do stupid shit
Reminder that "Humanity's best hope for forward progress" is a software update that allows the killer robots to use missile and grenade launchers
Also hardware since it physically changes and optimizes the production line
Bwuhh... really... what is this like paid subscription heated seats, fallout edition
Actually if you paid attention; the securitrons had a dormant self repair program that also needed the platinum chip for the update
So the army would be virtually unkillable; as they will eventually repair themselves with nanomachines or whatever Mr House said it was
And the Platinum Chip was also the key to thousands of Securitrons stored under the Fort
So really, their best hope forward were thousands of state of the art AI robots with the strongest firepower, durability, and being virtually unkillable/self maintained. The robots were so sophisticated that the think tank couldn’t reverse engineer them in old world blues
cringe
i think its supposed to be mr. house guilt tripping you
Honestly having the option to eat the platinum chip and telling Benny at The Fort that you just snacked down on it is such a hilarious thought.
Benny: “Courier what happened to the chip?”
My dumb ahh: “I eated it 😋”
@@exiled_soldier6184 >ahh
Damn. Imagine being Mr house, spending a fortune to survive the Great War decades ago, develop a plan to get the invaluable platinum chip from some courier, only for said courier to just swallow it in front of you then piss on your dying corpse
me honestly
There's no such thing as a dying corpse.
Looking forward to see this in the finale of Fallout season 2
@@TheIrishRushin Then you haven't seen Mr House. It's the best description of him.
Courier gave him the Postal Dude treatment. 💀
"Now the flowers will grow"
- Courier 6, probably
i see why they call it going postal now
Courier works in a postal office 🤷🏼♂️ close enough i would say, btw would you like to sign my Petition making fisto the new president of thw ncr after President kimballs "tragic passing" heh
House shoulda signed the petition.
@@SayVandelay”no way you freakin pinko!”
The best place to put a “you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen” joke
that "NUH UH IM DEAD SERIOUS" line just so well
That's such a '1 point in intelligence' line.
The part where he drinks water from a canteen to swallow the chip is still my favorite.
You pissed him off, and then pissed on him.
Pissed him off, then pissed him back on.
"pissed off? i'll worry about being pissed on" - achoo
you know, mr house probably could have just programmed a new chip if he spent 50 years or so learning to code.
This...
Damn.
This makes much more sense than I'd like to admit.
>comes back to life
>travels across nevada to retrive the chip, killing dozens in the process
>gathers 2000 bottlecaps
>gets to the guy he has to deliver the chip to
>eats in in front of him
>pisses on him
>leaves
>refuses to elaborate further
Bro even the game is shocked you ate the fucking platinum chip its like "wow you actually did that"
Honestly, I thought for some reason, that the platinum chip was an actual potato chip when I first played this.
You mean it's not?
@@paraplonk7269 apparently not. But it IS a platinum potato chip! So if nothing else, I won’t be low on iron for a while!
@@paraplonk7269 Of course not! We're in Vegas. It's a casino chip. Granted, casinos are a potato cultivar: they are perfectly round, and each slice has stripes and spots that look like the number "38". They aren't allowed to be eaten outside Vegas clubs, and if you buy them, the House always wins. But it is platinum, after all.
You run a low INT build irl
@@cheesehead8952 in this case, I did
”Hmm how shall I put this? Your stomach acid isn’t corrosive enough to burn through platinum, let alone any metal”
Is that actually accurate
"Let alone" doesn't make sense because platinum is highly corrosion-resistant compared to other metals. Also stomach acid is HCl, which when mixed with nitric acid forms aqua regia; That would destroy your stomach lining and melt right through your torso (unless you had a magica- I mean, radiation-based mutation that made your belly extra super tough!), but also make it possible to dissolve most metals including the otherwise corrosion-resistant gold and platinum. This scenario is 100% plausible within the context of the lead belly perk and the exceptions to reality it already makes.
House was indeed vulnerable to germs.
Urine is sterile. It is however a perfect host for biology.
0:38 The nuh uh moment.
"Mmm chip" -courier
"THATS MY LINE" -Mr House
That’s one heck of a throat to swallow a poker chip
Wait a few hours, and it will evolve into The Platinum Shit! 😂
“He ate the platinum chip? It took me 3 years to make it!”
“Well it took him 3 seconds to eat it.”
Dude took Platinum _Chip_ literally
*you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
it's funny how you don't need one but two specific perks to do that, can you even finish the game at that point?
Well, it is possible to get the Yes Man ending without having the upgraded Securitrons, so I think it would be possible
To rub salt in the wound, the courier pissed in the canteen before he drank from it, making House's demise death by piss squared.
I’m sorry what 😆
Platinum Chip. Potato Chip. All the same to me. And have a delicious end.
Pissed off House and pissed on House.
Perfection.
I love how he threw a tantrum over it
Funny how I can just see Otto from DS9 saying these lines and wonder when he is going to ask if you've seen anything suspicious from a certain Ferengi
Every time I imagine the planium chip all I can image is a V-buck
POV: Mr. House hates sharing his chips 😂
350k views. This community is so alive we are in dire need of a remaster! Like wtf it would be nothing to them to do it!!
I love that the game rewarded your insanity with a perk.
I love how there wasnt an option to say it was a joke you just fully commit to it the second you hit him with the nuhuh
"you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen..."
Things like this are what I want more of. Let the player do absolutely every and anything possible.
Since I installed the Dr. House as Mr. House mod I can't change I back because it looks to funny
All of a sudden it hits me, Mr House was actually Odo this whole time...
I FINALLY LEARNED SOMETHING NEW ABOUT FNV! WHAT A DAY. No but seriously that's fucking hilarious
"This, too, shall pass. But it's gonna hurt...."
“Wow. You really just did that.”
When the chip is delivered by the Cookie Monster
I think it's unrealistic that Mr. House, a genius, would immediately assume that the chip was instantly destroyed in Courier's belly.
Dude is frozen in a coffin and still thinks he can give out orders 😂
*_"GIVE. ME. THAT. CHIP!"_*
"No, sir", the courier then proceeds to eat it as if it were a potato chip
*_"LIEUTENANT! ARREST THAT MAN!"_*
That is a Postal world we live in
I'm going to take the platinum chip
AND EAT IT
"I'll take this chip... AND EAT IT" - some (psychopathic) courier
Eating importants things in fallout gives you the most strong capacities like don’t get damages from the radiations after eating the baby from The Pitt DLC 🤣
This had better be the canon ending for the Fallout TV show.
it looks like he is urinating on house at the end based on where the shots are coming from
Dude this made me laugh way louder than I care to admit. Awesome mod
Whenever anyone asks me what I think Fallout 4 is missing I'm going to send them this clip
This is gold…. literally a shower of gold
This is the devil right here. When he does not give you reasons to be angry, be unhappy, that's the worst thing?
Sakura/delphine gang is scared of reality. (court mage of solitude)
I am now imagining an alternate ending where Mr House just stares at the courier and looks bored.
"There was once a king who asked his advisor to come up with a phrase that could be used in response to anything. The answer he came up with is doubly appropriate here.
'And this too shall pass'.
Did you truly believe you were the first one to have tried this?
I've waited this long.... I can wait a few more hours.
Securitrons, detain him until he... expels... the chip."
But I have to say, Mr. House has a point, he ordered that delivery and we all know how much delaying stuff from amazon feels like.
Bro
Special needs courier is just kinda adorable
Just incredibly lucky and taken care of by all the companions
Hey, wait. That voice actor played Odo in DS9.
I never knew that was something I could do, but now, I’m hungry for some Dorito’s Platinum
Atomic media *before eating the chip and takin the grand piss* : This bout to be my best meal yet
knowing mr house he would just try to cut you open to get the platinum chip
Thank for using POV correctly
RIP René Auberjonois.
Holy crap, I love you man. This is so funny. 😂 keep it up
"Nuh Uh!"
**eats the Platinum chip**
Mmmmm You know what would go good with this? The NCR Emergency Radio.
Fallout NV but you’re the Postal Dude
Mr House: You just pissed me off!
Courier: No. You're just pissed on. *unzips pants*
Mr. House: What are you-- *drowns in piss* *gurgling intensifies*
Reminds me of the first time i ate my NCR emergency radio 😌
"Oh, but you've just *pissed* off the most influential man in the Mojave and his robots"
> *Pisses on him*
Damn he pissed ON the most influential man in the Mojave!
nothing could have prepared me for that ending
Mr. House here sounds like Odo berating Quark.
I absolutely loved everything that happened in this video
Mr. House: “Are you a child??”
Also Mr House: *”ITS MINE! MINE!!”*
I bought this game new. I've played through it literally more times than i can remember. This is the first time seeing this option. And it's the funniest sheet ever .
[take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen]
This feels like something a muckbang person would do
I like how you get a trait by doing something dumb like this 😂 though why he is so pissed may it still go out later on
I can't believe that you can actually *eat* the Platinum Chip! This game continues to amaze me.
Mr House is pissed off now he's pissed on
The ending is just peak.
>it's my property!
Is it really? I'm the one holding it, I think you're breaking the NAP by implying it's yours, buddy.
SO THIS IS WHERE HOUSE WENT AFTER THE LAST EPISODE!
Logic: I really think you shouldn't be doing that, just think of where it's been.
Perception (success): From the taste, probably the most irradiated part of the desert.
Electrochemestry: You know the best way to wash that taste out of your mouth? BOOZE. You should go to the Atomic Wrangler, now.
Whoa.. WHOA!! I never knew this could happen hahaha
Oh god, that had me laughing so hard, I choked on my soda! I wish that were in the base game.
I'd be kinda cool if you have 10 DEX and 100 Unarmed you can instead of eating the Platinum Chip, dazzle Mr. House with a fake out magic trick. It'd leave him completely dumbfounded and slightly amazed at both your skills and balls to do that in front of him. He then gives you an additional $2500 Caps for your showmanship and bravery in addition to the $5000 Caps you'd get from returning the Platinum Chip to him.
Probably still safer than eating 2 day old taco bell.
wheres the chip?
sorry mr. house... *rubs my platinum chip shaped belly*
How in the fu….did I just see that right?! I’ve played new Vegas 200 times and have never seen that😂
Mr house becomes a dentist @ 1:20 😂
Should be another version where you dont have the canteen and just choke on dry chip
Since Mr House gonna be canon in the show, this would make even more sense
Mr. House: hmm where's that Platinum Chip I need for my big master New Vegas plan
Courier with a Platinum-Chip-shaped belly:
uhh no clue bro!