Building the Most Dysfunctional NFL Team of All Time
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ส.ค. 2021
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Teams with more headlines than wins may not be the most viable long term or even short term, but in the social media age clicks=$$$ no matter the shelf life. So today, at the request of the commish himself, we're attempting to construct the biggest dumpster fire in NFL history. They may be hard to watch, but don't tell me you'd ever be able to look away from the screen.
Intro instrumental (Them Changes Chiptune cover): • Thundercat - Them Chan...
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"Antonio Brown seems to be getting things back on track"
That aged like milk
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."
@@i_i8924 we live in a society
Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
Yup. Go Bucs, lol.
Lol
"Antonio Brown seems to have left his past behind and is drama free now"
Antonio Brown 4 months later: "Hold my gear"
"Seems to mostly be getting things on track as I make this video"
Clout chasing nerd
@@davemccombs that comment aged like milk
we get it, you virgins copy/paste "hold my beer" jokes, we get it
He was never the same after getting crushed by vontez Burfict
Man, watching this after Urban Myers and Antonio Browns meltdowns and Henry Ruggs fatal decision makes me realize how much can change in a few months.
Don't forget Gruden as well.
2021 was a dramatic season no doubt about that
honestly tho i think petrino still is coordinator over Myers or gruden (maybe one of them is the head coach?) and you can't take anyone over simpson honestly
Urban Meyer's* and Antonio Brown's*
Ruggs'*
Learn English.
@@encycl07pedia- bro it's a comment on a video on the internet not a fucking English essay calm down.
I refuse to let this be a “complete series” without a dysfunctional special teams
Mike Vanderjagt is definitely THE choice for kicker
Mike Vanderjagt said a bit of trash about Peyton Manning as a teammate. Imagine him on a team with Johnny Manziel as QB
@@bglynnbrown the true Big Bang in our modern history!
@@luizsowekNah, it’s gotta be Josh Brown. Guy beat his wife and when interviewed about it he said that he viewed her as his slave
Marquette King for punter!
"OJ Simpson to slice through defences" it was easy, it was obvious, it was shallow and crass, and I laughed.
He always finds the CUTback lane! Ok I’ll go now
Same. Just… same 🤣🤣🤣
@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He had perhaps the most violent cuts the game has ever seen. He accredits it to wearing gloves that are one size too small.
@@cinemapigeon4898 he carved up defenses
@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He gashes up defenses, single handily creating his own holes to slice and dice his way to the endzone. He is a bad man (on the field), an absolute killer (on the field), and definitely likes driving to games in his Ford Bronco on the freeway, sometimes speeding, but of course never getting police attention.
the drama on the team would be glorious.
And the team shall be named Bishop Sycamore
@@obijuanquenobi1911 hell yeah
This week, on "Days of our Sycamores"
@@obijuanquenobi1911 😂😂
facts
Picking Oher was a visionary pick light years into the future.
Falcons fan here. Hearing Bobby Petrino called "a spineless little weasel-man" has put a smile on my face. Thanks
Shocked that you didn’t mention the reason Richie Incognito threatened the funeral home- he demanded that he be allowed to cut his dead father’s head off so he could “research what was inside” (from CBS News)
😦😱
What the actual fuck?!?!
It is HIS father, should be able to do what he wants with it. Plus news always exaggerate a story to make it juicy. Perhaps he wanted to do genetic testing so he could know what he died from?
Its 2021 ppl , be a little more open minded?
@@KrolKaz
It's unfortunate that the internet is the kind of environment where it's impossible to tell if this is a joke or not.
@@KrolKaz Everyone's head is filled with skittles and sea men. He doesn't need to crack one open to find that out. I'm betting that he was more interested in his be whole and what he could put in that. Why else would he get so worked up? It's always about the be whole.
A defense featuring Bill Romanowski, Vontaze Burfict, and Lawrence Taylor… My god. We may see murders on the offense and defense
Thing is, that defense would actually be unstoppable in the 80s.
Don't forget Ray Lewis.
Ronnie Lott
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 aldon Smith
Charles Haley
Amazing how this has aged one year later. AB goes full heel and walks off the field mid game. Michael Oher suing the family that “adopted” him is just more drama!
The saddest moment for this team came when Johnny Foosball missed Terrel Owens wide open yet again, and Terrel mumbled "I'm gonna kill him." Taking Owen's literally and not wishing to be outdone, Aaron Hernandez took Manziel out behind the wood shed later that day.
Guess Rodgers is starting
I’d have given Jamarcus Russel the job as backup QB, he’s a real hero in the film room and can help the guys get ready to play
I'll second that idea, or maybe make Russell offensive coach. That'd help Petrino stay on the road.
he would add another dynamic of drama, everyone else creates drama by being toxic and he generates it by being unapologetically lazy
JaWalrus comeback when
Especially for the money Russell 💰 made.
Yeah just shooting from the hip I would say my number one is Todd Marinovich then Jamarcus Russell, and Ryan Leaf before Manzel.
“A spineless little weasel man” that shit had me cacklin 🤣
Mike Zimmer(current head coach of the Vikings called Petrino a gutless bastard
@@fallenlogan well then I feel mike zimmer has to be the head coach and petrino can be the OC, its like they are made for each other
Should have picked Urban Meyer to be the head coach.
Henry Ruggs III would be a great addition to this offense
He’s got some crazy speed
@@zachjensen6098 and u could put him at lb, i mean hes got some serious hit power!
He literally burns thé défense.
@@zachjensen6098as a a bama fan, this is still a good one. Still a shame. Awful mistake that sadly will define him
Antonio brown is still relevant. The way he throws his jersey is truly awe inspiring
So true
Brown didnt throw his jersey, he took his jersey off with his shoulder pads and set it on the bench.
Brown threw his t shirt.
it amazes me how many people can watch something and not actually see it. almost as amazing as people that dont see a particular action but will still comment on it. that's why eye witness testimony is not taken seriously in the scientific realm and shouldn't be taken as seriously as is in courtrooms.
You start this whole thing off with Bobby Petrino?
You’re a sick man.
Keep going.
Coach:Petrino
Owner: Dean Spanos/Dan Synder
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 oc: Adam gase
@@kinghrb5694 yes
Pp
@@kinghrb5694 Hopi L b. GThe p.
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 dan fucking snyder
Aaron Rodgers as a backup to Johnny Football, that’d be fun to watch 🤣
Good god everyone would lose it
"Can I at least have Jordy back?"
Truth.
I actually think having Tebow on the team as backup trying to change Johnny’s way would be much more amusing.
I feel like Jay Cutler would be a great fit at QB on this team…
Your AB and Michael Oher picks have aged remarkably well.
6:25 "Antonio Brown seems to be mostly getting things back on track while I make this video..." Boy did this age perfectly 😂
Add Ray Rice into the mix for an excellent one-two punch. It'll really elevate the offense.
He is a tough case. That one moment in his life was bad, real bad, and should not be forgottan. But... apart from that one moment, he has never had one misstep, has been a model citizen, a great teammate and locker room presence, a great player, and has since that infamous event, been going around advocating against violence, together with his wife - the women he hit. I'm not saying these all should give him a free pass for that incident, just trying to make it clear that this one, isolated incident was totally out of his character, and he never did anything even remotely bad before and after that - unlike the guys in the video, who were evil by nature (with the exception of Michael Oher who, frankly, should have never been put on this team, for he never had any problems beside not living up to his high draft value).
Oh no you didn’t. Wait, yes you did.
Ezekiel Elliott would be a hit on the field too.
Oh I see what you did there. It's terrible. It's brilliant
Lawrence Phillips should be the team's running back. Stanley Wilson would be his fullback.
"Let's build the most dysfunctional NFL team of all team"
Detroit Lions/Houston Texans/Jacksonville Jaguars: How did he know?
Don’t forget the browns
Yay the Browns aren’t being mentioned anymore. Mama we’ve made it
@@phillipgebhardt9332 next goal: being talked as a top 5 team in the AFC conference
You forgot the Raiders.
@@phillipgebhardt9332 yeah I feel like the Browns have managed just enough to take seriously as a team.
goddamn that micheal oher take is even better now
Its hilarious thinking about all these players on the same team. You wouldn’t even make it through week 1 without an all out brawl lmao. I’d be surprised if they were all living after week 1.
As assistant GM here are my roster suggestions:
Assistant OL Coach: Chris Foerster - Miami OL coach who videotaped himself doing cociane in the team facility.
Slot WR: Rae Carruth - 97 Panthers 1st round pick who paid a hitman to kill his pregnant gf.(He was Aaron Hernandez before Aaron Hernandez, possibly even worse).
Swing Tackle: Greg Robinson - Massive OL bust that is facing serious prison time for smuggling weed.
Ownership: 2000s Al Davis, the Al that kept the Raiders a laugh-stalk. He’d manage to keep the roster full of misfits and mischiefs every draft season.
Now let’s go out there and make NFL history and become the first 0-17 team! Great video!
You're hired.
make it an ownership group and add Jerry Jones, the Ford family, and whoever owns the Jets or browns
How is the swing tackle anyone other than Isiah Wilson? Otherwise no complaints, looks perfectly horrible.
Another suggestion for owner, Dan Snyder. With him as owner the team will always be full of washed up has beens. Perfect for more dysfunction
Ereck Flowers should be a tackle on the team too.
it’ll be an absolute battle for a WR spot on this team lmao
I wish he'd added Steve Smith Sr. to the list. I can just see the face to face with him and T.O. "I love me some me!", "Oh yeah, well if you see this face, it means I scored and not YOU!"
@@kyletucker3811 you ain't gotta do Steve Smith like that he ain't a diva like terrell he's just intense, and has a fire in him
Just line up 3 WR on every play it'll be fine
Rae Carruth is the number 1 unfortunately.
They also could use Riley Cooper for diversity and inclusion
“AB seems to be getting things back on track as I make this video” *immediately fakes vaccine card, gets suspended, returns, strips down and runs off in the middle of a game*
AB ended up being an even better pick than you originally hoped
You didn’t include the part where AB had to miss multiple practices because he accidentally cross his foot in a cryogenic machine
Hol up, what?
Huh?
@@Kaanfight AB was doing cryotherapy during the off-season and got really bad burns on his feet from it. I guess you’re supposed to certain shoes when you do that type of therapy and he did not.
@@MrZachgonz this is some Michael Scott tier shit
I'm surprised you didn't have Ryan leaf in that QB locker room him and manziel would be fucking awesome 😎 🤣😂
Ryan Leaf as 3rd String.
@@16ktsgamma And at 4th string Tim Tebow to really drive up controversy.
i was thinking the same thing. hop he does the defense too.
@@kyletucker3811 naw Tim Tebow as tight end 😂
@@kyletucker3811 for real, practice squad Tebow would pump those jersey sales up
Before this video started, I said to myself "if he doesn't have Manziel at QB, as a Browns fan, I call BS."
I was not disappointed lol
Only because he's recent and popular.
Mike Vick, Ryan Leaf & Todd Marinovick actually severed jail time..
Johnny was bad but never hurt anyone but himself
Imagine if Bobby Patrino and Urban Meyer teams up to tear the NFL to shreds. Oh boy.
“That is assuming we can make it past week 3.”
Of the preseason.
Or training camp
@@owenkeenan1061 No, I give it… 3 days max at training season before a fight breaks out.
😅 right
I think we need Adam Gase as head coach and Bill O’Brien as the GM to really solidify the views
Adam Gase is a child among men like Jon Gruden and Urban Meyer.
Take Joe Judge please
Kinda makes ya wonder how tf did Brady win MVP with o'brien as his oc
I feel like Urban Meyer is the better candidate
@@johnbush5347 O’Brien isn’t a bad coach/OC
If only you'd wait until now we would've gotten Urban Meyer as the HC
The blindside pick aged beautifully with what has just come out about that movie
I REALLY want to see the dysfunctional defense.
James Harrison would have to be on that team
@@Sam-ro9oh Vonteze Burfict
@@Sam-ro9oh Don't forget Courtland Finnegan
Aldon Smith
Tim Tebow at safety
OJ & Hernandez is a killer combo
........funny........
"I wanna kiss you" - Joe Namath
The Michael Oher pick aged really well
LOVE the music you picked. Glad to see you’re a fan of FF7 as well
Oakland's dump of a Coliseum would be a great place to call home. Some of the rats are as big as medium size dogs, and would make an outstanding team mascot.
And you get to share it with the A's. You'll love the awesome baseball diamond/football field abomination....I mean combination.
Is this before Mount Davis or after.
Yale Bowl (temporary home of the New York Giants in 1973 and 1974) would be an even better place to call home. Teams would dress in locker rooms in a different facility and have to walk to the ancient relic. Plus there are no lights.
@@16ktsgamma after. It was still a dump after renovations
Put Tim Tebow as back up tight end he would have a killer mentor
watch this!! NICE CAR JOE!!
i love how he asked for 2019 AB. if you waited a few months you would’ve picked this version of AB 😂
I love your creativity with this video!
I personally would went with vick at qb to have a chance
The idea of Rodgers HAVING to play the back up role is hilarious :D You gotta go with the defense, LOVED this video!
For the love of God you have to make a defense list. Vontaze Burfict, Haynesworth, Courtland Finnegan, Daryl Washington.......
Pac-Man Jones, Ray Lewis, Suh…
Jack Tatum
Not even mentioning guys like Deion Sanders? Dude was the corner version of T.O.
Darren Sharper
@@sto1238 the hardest hitting safety in the league
Man if he would’ve just waited a bit longer to make this video, we would’ve had our head coach and another receiver. I’m looking at you raiders
Add a Cb to that list too.
Plus at this point more for material for Antonio Brown
And there is another RB
You could easily do the same list with all former Raiders players😂
Love the background music in this video, I got so hyped when a track from Chrono Trigger came on around 14:17.
What song is that? I didn't know the name of it but loved it
@@AbleAnderson it’s called Corridors of Time, but it’s from the SNES RPG chrono trigger, which is an absolute masterpiece btw. If you like this song you should check out more of sound track, or even better just play the game!
Just watch part 5 of the falcons documentary over on secret base then watched this, nearly choked on my spit laughing when petrino was the first named😂
This is the team that racks 60 points week one and implodes in on itself in week 2. I love it
Also Kaep at backup would've been controversy central imo
I can hear it now. Kaepernick complaining that he's a backup because he's being oppressed and management is racist. Doesn't reference the fact that the team drafted him and obviously wanted him on the team. In his mind they drafted him only to oppress him.
@@jasonwebb5964 100% fact
Yep,
Kaep should have been the backup. He would fit right in with this team.
@5:15 wait I KNOW that music. You absolute madman!
This was funny as hell also.
The existing style and script for this video was very funny and well done. I really enjoyed this video
I would love to see what you could put together for the defense
Yessir we need the other half
They're busy trying to get the blood stains out of their white suits, well, maybe just one of them in particular.
Bill romanowski
Lawrence Taylor #1 pick I hope followed by Greg Hardy
I died laughing bro. Well done
i'll buy that for a dollar!!
Dude I love your content. Please keep making videos.
I think you need to put Jameis as the backup QB, cause it will be an endlessly cyclic argument about whether he would be better than Johnny or if he is trash
So who’s Greg Williams going to have on his defense?
Just to name a few:
Darren Sharper
Suh (can't be bothered to spell his first name lol)
Richard Sherman
@@rjante2236 darren sharpah, one of da most hardest hittin’ safeties in the league
Jalen Ramsey. Talented shutdown corner, but trying to be a wannabe trash talker is what will draw attention. Plus, from some accounts, Ramsey is an unlikeable butt as a person.
Bill Romanowski
Vontaze Burfict
Ndamukong Suh
Darren Sharper
Lye Alzado
Looking forward to see people literally get murdered on the field with all that on the fields
@@allex_ but, I put the team on my back!
If they want 18 weeks do this:
No preseason.
63 man roster.
Fully guaranteed contracts.
21 week season with 3 bye weeks starting in week 6.
Games at least 6 days apart.
Man this is one of the best 2-video series ever, I really wish STE did some new stuff like this 😔
This funny especially with Them Changes playing in the background
Your defense needs a Bill Romanoski and Lawrence Taylor to be an absolute shitshow of a squad
Don't forget Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfett
Pacman Jones too haha.
And Brian Bosworth. Now that I am reading this, I fear this defense may actually commit a violent crime on Monday Night Football.
I feel like James Harrison too
You can't forget Albert Haynesworth. He'd walk all over opposing offenses. He'd be so dominant, you could almost say he'd stomp them into submission.
The comedy in this was dark, but absolutely hilarious.
And the Donkey Kong music was perfect.
+ Pokémon battle theme
Love the 'Jungle Japes' music at the beginning.
Great videos! I love the DK country music you got going on
My thoughts on defense: gotta have Haynesworth, Romanowski, maybe Cortland Finnegan and Brandon Browner?
Darren Sharper too
Brian Bosworth has to be one of the linebackers too
@@joshjeppesen3931 there's a lot of crazy potential in the LB group...Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfict should probably be in there too.
Can Ray Lewis make this team? I'm not sure since he killed a guy not on the team, and it didn't lead to team dysfunction.......
@@nunyabusiness5075 I thought about that...since it never seemed to affect the team I guess it's not quite "dysfunction"
I think if you wanted to go with maximum dysfunction then ryan leaf should've been one of the qbs
practice squad qb1 easily
Oh if you waited a few more months I could have seen Urban Meyer on the coaching staff
Not even through the intro and it's already the most interesting premise I've heard today. Well Done Sir.
As soon as you said "commands and deserves no respect from his players" I knew who you were going for. 😂😂😂
Can't believe you didn't have Tim Tebow as the backup QB. He wasn't a controversy creator, but everyone constantly talked about him and every little last thing he did. In terms of making sure you get people talking about your team, having Tim Tebow on there is a sure way to do it. (Plus his jersey sales were through the roof when he was signed by the Jaguars during the offseason, so it’d be a great way to make more money for Mr. Goodell.)
Would love to see a Defensive and Special Teams version for this video! And if 2010, 2011, 2012, or 2014 Ndamukong Suh isn't on the team, you've done it wrong. ;) Especially since, in 2011, he was in a whole controversy for injuring Evan Dietrich-Smith, so having the two of them on the same team would almost guarantee to be grounds for *something* to happen . . . And in 2014, he had an incident where he stomped on Aaron Rodgers' calf, so I guess pick your poison with that . . . (I'd probably go for 2011, since that was the *big* controversy in his career.)
Also, whose our coach? And GM? And are you the owner? Because Dan Schneider for owner would be good, if not (you could make him GM). And Adam Gase for Head Coach because who could ever forget the weed-eyes press conference?
Owner would have to be Al Davis or Jerry Jones!!
@@aitzgabe No. It needs to be a guy who made everything about him but also a terrible owner. Bud Adams comes to mind. Dan Snyder is a valid choice. Or better yet, the Irsays. Either one of them
He mentioned he was coach and owner on the Rodgers bit. I was kinda expecting Buddy Ryan to be named HC.
Tebow is clearly the fullback
@@guilhermeodai That means GM is still open! Anyone have any takers? Maybe Bill O'Brien? I wasn't paying a ton of attention to football when he was making all those big, horrible moves from the Texans, but surely they created a lot of controversy. Or just put Adam Gase as GM. (I am of the belief he can't succeed in *any* position in the NFL if Peyton Manning isn't his main player. And when I say not succeed, I mean he'll do so horribly he'll be bottom of the barrel, which definitely gets talked about when you're a team with the lowest stat in the NFL in certain statistics.)
Need Turley in that o-line, Ray rice as the 3rd down back, and Kellen Winslow to complete the tight end room
I love the 16 bit sounding "Them Changes" in the background
It's fine if Aaron doesn't wanna play, I'm sure you could get big Ben and his radio show on board
Finally, a true contender for the Houston Texans!
As a Texans fan, I disagree...
Our situation is far, faaaar worse.
The soundtrack on this video is amazing
I like the video game music i hear! Love it STE!
Ray Rice could be a great reserve RB on this team! Can’t wait to see this team running Suh and Albert Haynesworth alongside each other in the trenches. That front 4 gon be nasty.
Lawrence Phillips.
Now i wanna see this team on the field. Playing against itself every week
I subbed in the first 60 seconds. Great channel.
0:07 for a second I thought you said "Pablo" Goodell, y'know... like Escobar.... Yet I did not bat an eye 😂
Always a good day when Secret Base, KTO, and Set the Edge upload on the same day
everyone does at the end of the month, gotta get that ad agreement in lol
Both secret base and set the edge had a rant about Bobby petrino as well lmaooo
@@allex_ this lol
Broski this was easily one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in a long time. You deserve WAY more subs
I know nothing about sports but I love this channel
I laughed from 0:00-16:01
Thank you so much this made my day😂
Obviously haven't watched yet but I need MORE. Your uploads are basically the best every time they come. I know that's a reason they're so good. The fact you take your time. But still. I need more!!!
We need a defense version of this ASAP!
Great content, keep it up.
Love the midi "Them Changes" playing in the background
This is gold bro. You gotta do the D and Special Teams
Kicker: Josh Brown
Punter: Marquette King
Kickoff Returner/Punt Returner: Dave Meggett.
Get that defense vontaze and ndamukong suh with Lt sniffing coke in the back and bill romanowski throwing microwaves
With Jalen Ramsay shit talking to the media
All of that on the same team, would be MORTIFYING!
Pacman Jones just being Pacman Jones.
Do a defense one
John Matuszak and Lyle Alzado would be great on that D-Line.
Pacman Jones as CB haha.
You damn sure gotta make a defensive version, and make sure you put Bill Romanowski on there
Hilarious content aside, all the old school video music was absolutely amazing. Just superb dude
Do you know the song that plays from 13:40 - 15:40?
@@AbleAnderson corridors of time from one of my favorite games
th-cam.com/video/Xsj5xjoLXtE/w-d-xo.html
“Honorable” mention to Kellen Winslow II for a bunch of reasons
The first time kellen Winslow II and honor were ever mentioned together
He does need a backup TE
@@aboredgeek7127 And a second running back. Ray Rice, perhaps?
@@hiimemily yes!
Winslow and Rice are both excellent choices!
Yes please do a Defense version of this! This was great!
Bro i love the Gangplank Galleon music from DKC. Respect
Noticing the Thundercat remix in the background, good taste 😂
I’m surprised you chose Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben, I’d say Big Ben is more dysfunctional than Aaron
Edit: Well now I now why he picked Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben
Aaron Rodgers himself isn’t dysfunctional, it’s just that he’s gonna get really fucking pissed at coming off the bench, especially with Johnny Football starting
Ben rapelisberger
I’d pick Jeff George
i would say Colin Kaepernick was the pick
Neither one is dysfunctional, actually the opposite. Rodgers is misunderstood and gets bad mouthed by the STOOGE media for no good reason. Ben was never charged with anything, which makes me think it was a money grab.
Rodgers is so tame compared to the rest of these man. I'd have gone with Ryan Leaf and his flying off the handle at staff and his piss poor work ethic and temperament would have been the perfect backup for this team.Also, yes, give us that defense video, I can only imagine the brutes you'll put on that side of the ball.
I would have gone with Collin Kaep for back up.
Man i love that donkey kong water level music. It brings me back everytime I hear it
Bro the music at the start was fire I like the thundercat remix