LeftoverCrass FPV perfectly legal to hit your own child in the US however, a thing that is actually considered “property” legally, your pet dog or cat, is not legal at all to strike so yeah don’t hit your property. but nothing’s going to happen from hitting your child. because ‘murca
So that is why Yoda's race isn't fazed when they see a powerful force ability, just taking care of their own toddlers requires a lot of force proficiency.
@A GIANT PAPAYA, while everyone in the comments is thinking about memes, I’m sitting here thinking about how humans won’t survive long enough to reach that level of evolution. Humans have certainly memory limits. If human memories don’t increase to compensate for the increased lifespan, the human brain would end up forcefully forgetting information. The brain would need to evolve first before the lifespan. To accommodate a bigger brain, the skull would need to get bigger, and this means people would need to grow more, requiring longer development periods and better nutrition. In this day and age, not enough people eat well enough to sustain a longer, healthy childhood that would allow for the development of a bigger skull. The brain, taking up so much energy, would also require good healthy habits. People of today don’t have the proper lifestyles to end up with that level of evolution any time soon. It would be quite a few millennia (in the very least) before humans are even ready to start increasing brain efficiency and size to the proper level for memory evolution needed for the tridactyl lifespan. And that’s what’s going through my head while everyone is memeing it up. This is why I understand that while humans are supposedly the smartest species on the planet, most humans are really not all that bright.
@@araelsongheart6918 well yes,but if there is internet for that all your knowledge and ideas can be saved up there,if internet will disapear then people will make something similar and better,some people let's say love one thing and they are really good at it others like other things,we will sure at some point reach limit BUT we still can definetly go far and who knows what technology and evolution will end up doing to human...
Worth noting, to quote him in Empire Strikes Back, "For 800 years have I trained Jedi". If he dies at 900 years of age, that means that by the time he was 100 years old, he would have at the very least finished his training, been granted the title of Jedi Knight, and gained his first Padawan. So unless there is a really weird period of rapid development, Yoda would have had about 50 years to go from diapers to Knight- which would indicate some rapid period of physical growth to pass Jedi Trials in the same amount of time it takes to still be a baby. I'm going to go with "massive plot oversight" that Star Wars is infamous for because apparently once they release a movie, they never watch it again to confirm details, or even just look up wookiepedia or a basic forum to close plot holes
Its actually not that unlikely look at ahsoka she becomes a padawan reletively young. And in humans we have massive growth spurts that take us from 4 feet to 7 in a matter of 3 years so its not unlikely for him to grow a foot in 50. My biggest irk here is that yodas species may not be mamalian but amphibian. Growing up in the water, and coming onto land when they develop arms and legs. Its a plausible explanation for being tridactle and grren. Tridacles are proven to have an easier time gripping folliage and other food inder water, and being green gives them a great camouflage in this universe your birth circumstances tribute greatly to your force sensitivity and the yoda has the greatest force sensitivity, it would make sense if they lived in, or were born in an area with a massive amount of life like an ocean, it could even explain the low numbers of yodians, we see in the movie the movies largely follow desert like terain, or forests with little water, why would an amphibian race want to be in these areas. Its likely that most never leave the oceans of their home planet choosing to stay and live happily in their own set biom, i mean in yodas final days he picks a swamp. And do you know what developes really quickly but had a relatively massive adult life span, amphibians. It makes less sense to view him from a mamalian perspective than and amphibian perspecivd.
he could have also became a jedi knight in like 3 years considering how insanely powerful baby yoda's force abilities are. The only reason he is considered a toddler is because he doesn't speak, but that could be because he's species evolved to use the force as a communication tool and therefore language itself is a barrier, hence why Yoda speaks so oddly. Baby yoda could be the equivalent of a 4/5 year old human at fifty. But just as humans that go through a HUGE change from 10-15 in comparison to their first 10 years, Yoda could go through a rapid growth from 50-100. By 70, he could be the equivalent of our 10 year old, and by 100, our 15 or maybe even 20 year old. Now i'm not saying George thought up of all this, but the mandalorian writers probably did.
their species isn't gonna scale perfectly to our species. maybe they have a rapid development period between age 50 and 100. like our puberty but on steroids
Another thing of importance to point out here: we know for a fact that a massive war happened a thousand years ago, which wiped out a lot of Force-sensitive individuals within the Star Wars universe. If we include that, it starts looking like the war wiped out most of Yoda's species, and he was born after the war, to some of their last surviving members. Of course, that doesn't explain where baby Yoda came from, but it's possible they're just barely clinging on at the fringes of society. And then we need to consider the fact that the Empire actively hunted down Force sensitives and likely killed them. Yoda's people are so ancient and so long-lived they've probably experienced several of these extinction events, caused by conflict within the Jedi and the Sith, or between the two groups.
Now, thanks to season 2, we know what his name is. Plus we learned more about his backstory and development. Our baby Yoda experienced some regression to his force, and probably other cognitive abilities cause of some trauma after order 66... he probably experienced some shocking events...
Yoda said he trained Jedi for 800 years, so even if he exaggerated, he started when he was 150 Jears old! We know that Jedi-knights can have a Padawan, so Yoda was a Jedi-knight when he was 150 Years old! With 50 Years he probably wasn't even a Youngling, so I think that this species is a Baby for 50-70 Years and then they start to grow "fast"!
It is embarrassing how lazy the writers are allowed to be. Not only do people eat it up, but they do more mental gymnastics to defend it than any religion.
@@timtetumtetodd well know we know that grogu was being trained at the jedi temple stated by ashoka in season two so we now that they are trained that young.
Yoda actually purposefully tried to keep his species hidden as to not bring them into the conflicts of the republic. For this reason, neither he nor Yaddle told anyone their species' name or home planet. Not even the Jedi order. As well as that if I remember correctly every single member of his species is force sensitive.
In The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda says he has taught Jedi for 800 years. So between the age of 50 when he was still a toddler, to the age of 100 he managed to mature, be trained as a youngling, be a padawan learner, become a Jedi Knight, Master and trainer. Seems legit.
I dont think it takes them long to become a jedi knight/Master considering this baby is very familiar with the force already. The dont have to learn how to use to force, but only for what to use the force, like the jedi code
@@starminecraft1 Agreed, and even then apparently the species has a natural pull to the light-side and are basically already fine-tuned for following the Jedi code.
Papyrus The Cool That is true, but since he is the same species as Baby Yoda, I figured he would age the same. But who knows, maybe it’s just one of those things they will never explain. Not everything in fiction has to make logical sense. It’s all in good fun!
Thats exactly what it is. Its mentioned somewhere in the extended star wars lore that yodas species is a pacifist people, which is why yoda never mentions the name of his home planet. They are simply not capable or ready to deal with the politics and reality of the rest of the galaxy. A galaxy full of violence and war
my dad has an interesting theory on how tridactiles are actually on another planet (possibly in another galaxy) and that they are all gifted in the force to an INFINITE level. and Yoda is the weakest member of that species (except for yaddle). SO WEAK in the force in fact that they kicked him out of the tribe. and he found the jedis
That and the assumption here has to be that there are most likely two other tridactyls responsible for his conception. If we're modeling their species in relation to the human timespan, there is no way Yoda could have conceived the child and thus we know at least two other parents exist somewhere in the galaxy.
Matpat: "WHY DO PEOPLE SAY MY VIDEOS ARE FOR KIDS, THEY'RE HIGH SCHOOL AND UP OBVIOUSLT" also matpat: "baby yoda do ro do ro do baby yoda do ro do do ro"
I wasn't Star wars obessesed, am non committal to it. But The last two videos on it I REALLY appreciated. I like when facts blend into seemingly impossible lore. When Myth and Legend mix into facts and science.
10:47 Tell that to my youngest brother. He's a semi adolescent 12 year old. I only caught on immediately once I left special ed and went to middle school to learn PEMDAS . And for a time I though you only learned that stuff at in junior high but nope, it's actually 2nd graders that learn multiplication first, then the rest. Yeah I was really held back, thanks a lot Mrs. Stewart Mendi. Man, ever since Courtney and Mrs. Darlene Mitchels moved away, I was without friends except for (in my eyes) a frustrating teacher I once threw my own backpack at.
There's a lot that Disney is just steamrollering over because they don't want to take the time to read through all the legends material. For example Luke Visited the home planet of yoda's species by accident. They use the force to hide from the dark side and guide specific people to them, in that book they live for around 300+ years. They are inherently gifted with the light side which is why they live for so long. They also outright ignored Yoda's own backstory where as a 20 something pilot he left his home with a human friend and got stranded on a planet with Jedi Master N'Kata Del Gormo who spent a decade training them before taking them to coruscant for more training. Yoda became a jedi master at 96 years old before training his own padawan because he didn't feel emotionally prepared for the role of teacher instead opting for diplomatic missions.
That's the problem I have with the new trilogy and the spin offs. I mean the spinoffs are okay (ish, they messed up Solo) , but they're overlooking a TON of lore, and I'd be more interested in watching a movie based on the lore than some cash grab like the sequels have been.
@@sebastianthegoat4265 That's my issue too, sure Lucas has notoriously bad dialogue but the rest of his plot writing is pretty solid. I particularly dislike when people praise the new stuff just because it's "pretty". Yes visuals are important but not more so than story. Take the dark empire series, a lot of people hate on it but it kept me reading till the end. Luke was literally forced into his fathers perspective because of the massive gap between himself and Sidious. But after his ordeal he devoted himself more fully to the light than he ever had before, and walked away stronger and wiser. And some examples for those who claim it would be boring to watch a movie too similar to the book. Harry potter, and LOTR, Both of them I read the series before watching the movies. The movies left out a ton of stuff but having read the source I wasn't confused about the cuts. As I understood the limits of film production and run time. Sure when you go off the book some people might get spoilers but a spoiler will never be able to go as in depth as the source itself. Going back to dark empire people told me not to read it because Luke wins in the end therefore it was boring. Reading it myself there were times when it seemed like Luke was giving up on resisting the dark side and he struggled with retaining his identity. This gives the general idea of a spoiler without fully explaining how much of a sociopath papa palpatine was in the series.
@@aeviwright7846 there's another Star Wars series where Luke legit tries to start a new Jedi order and DIES because of a force of the Dark Side, and is brought back to life by his students! there's also a series where the Jedi and the Light side are almost defeated by a guy called General THrawn that was always a step ahead of the opponents and was taken down by someone he trusted. it's also canon that Leia has a pair of twins (Jaice and Jaden if I'm not mistaken) and another son named Anakin, then a final son named Ben. (Disney definitely ignored that part of the lore) there's SO MUCH lore that is not boring at all in the expanded universe of Star Wars that basically is being rejected because the trilogy is basically just a spinoff of what we know and love. oh I LOVE LOTR. I'm SO glad they stuck really close to the book and made everything so epic. the soundtrack, the visual, the STORY, heck the Battle of Helm's Deep is the one epic battle that ALL epic battles are now compared to! That's why I didn't like the Hobbit movies when they came out. Sure, Smaug was AMAZING, and Benedict Cumberbatch was a really great choice for the dragon, but they deviated too far from the subplots, and the fact that Azog was alive TICKED ME OFF because he was definitely dead in the book. this is why I love the family show Ninjago: Masters of SPinjitzu and absolutely despise My Little Pony, whatever version it is. Ninjago is chock full of amazing lore based off of Asian myths and culture, and most importantly CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. two of the most annoying characters in Ninjago become rather tolerable in two or so seasons and actually funny, and while the villains can be a bit cliché, the Ninja grow. their characters are not stagnant. compare that to the ponies from MLP. they're all stagnant (at least that's how I felt when I tried to get myself into it). they don't develop character. they remain the annoying brats they are, especially Pinkie Pie. and yeah, there's lore, but it's cliché too. and every villain is magically fixed by friendship. that's not how the real world works. back to the Star Wars lore, there is SO much that develops the characters so well! and then there's episodes 7 and 8, where I've heard a lot of fans and commenters say that they're basically just a repeat of 4 and 5, just different characters. it really makes me sad to see what Disney is doing to this giant expanded universe that is the books.
@@sebastianthegoat4265 I agree, Disney is so caught up in avoiding people making theories about the plots, that they are actively damaging the series as a whole. All with nonsensical changes to established lore.
Yoda trained Jedis for 800 years means he was a Jedi Master at the age of 100, what means between 50 and 100 years of age they have to develop „fast“ after the first 50 years
This exactly, they likely age nonlinearly. This could also retroactively explain why Yoda never revealed his planets location, even to the Jedi. His species requires a lot of time to escape adolescence, so if their children were to die the species loses a lot of progress.
@Rhi Dark Banana Did you not read the comment? Yoda said he trained Jedi for 800 years, so he was around 100 when he started training Jedi. He wouldn’t be able to do that if he was a kid, that just wouldn’t make sense.
“I always hated that song”-Darth Vader 2020 “Didn’t we all boys, didn’t we all.”-literally everyone else 2020 P.S. Yoda had dreadlocks in his teen years!
Theory 10 years of a human year is 1 year of aging to Yoda’s So baby yoda is the same as a five year old. The reason that he is still not verbal is because that species learns language slower (why Yoda talks oddly)
Yoda speaks the way he does to echo Latin. That is the most common thought on the matter at least. (In Latin the order of words in a sentence doesn't matter as much, and is sometimes reversed)
YODA kept his species secret from even his greatest friends because he didn’t want any war on his planet because he said they were peaceful and their young are vulnerable my theory is that their species evolved to have millions of metaclorians easily so they would be able to protect themselves
Ight that comments enormous so I'll list my final side-note as a separate comment, Just like in DBZ in Star Wars the power levels are canonically bullshit and having a high or low Midichlorian count is not a one to one representation of power, many council masters were in the 10000 per cell range and were still absurdly powerful at times, Mace Windu for example was in the 15000 per cell range and was easily one of the strongest force users of his time outclassing many of his peers with higher Midichlorian counts. End of the day while one million Midichlorians per cell guarantees an insane power having 20000 per cell doesn't make a god-status unreachable as proved by Nihilus. Take Midichlorians with a grain of salt, no jedi or sith in universe has ever scientifically understood them or the force in canon or outside of it so even with our outside knowledge of the universe we don't stand a chance of translating what any of it truly means.
Season 3 has just wrapped up, and it pretty much demonstrates that Grogu has a solid grasp on the language of Galactic Basic, he just can't speak it yet. Something to note for a future version of this theory maybe.
It's said that Yoda hides his home planet since they are so evolved and incredibly peaceful. Yoda and few others are sent out to help others around the universe.
Or they're immensely powerful with the dark side and ready to release a powerful dark side entity and Yoda was the only one capable of battling the evil with his knowledge of the light. However, his solution left his species on the brinks of extinction and he joined the Jedi as a sort of penance for what he had to do.
FulcrumFutboler it was acknowledged as canon before Disney took over, being mentioned in a few canon books and games. In the Disney universe it is not acknowledged as canon but it is very hard to tell what is and isn’t canon in Disney universe because technically they said they would only acknowledge the original trilogy. Yet now they acknowledge Asoka and a lot of other old canon aswell. Star Wars canon at this point seems to just be bits and pieces of stuff Disney wants to make movies and shows out of, so honestly I just acknowledge old canon until Disney comes up with something better.
@@ethanmcneal2090 The deal was that anything that was officially sanctioned by George himself is cannon. George was heavily involved in The Clone Wars TV series so it's officially cannon. & in my opinion I think anything that takes place before the sequels & doesn't directly contradict the main cannon is fair game, which is why I think KOTOR & Old Republic can still be counted as cannon. They take so far into the univers's past that it wouldn't have any feasible effect in the main story lines anyways. At least it's valid in my headcannon
So true. He's committed a war crime on TH-cam. How does he expect to get out of a prison sentence? lol, I love this channel and the comments section of these videos.
Oh yeah, a really sad thing about The Mandalorian is that baby yoda will eventually outlive mando... and baby yoda would still be a baby.
SkinnyAsianDude unless it dies Edit: I bet this comment has a bunch of dislikes
@@airbeasty1549 NO
Joey The Dragon no what
SkinnyAsianDude Not really, if Mando lives for another 50 years then baby Yoda is going to be at the age of maturity for his species.
SkinnyAsianDude what hAve you brought upon this wretched earth.
“I currently own a toddler”
Comment section: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
He's had this kid for quite a while and talked about it often
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I am reading comments at 3:38 am thank you so much for this blessing
Charles the french
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“I currently own a toddler.” Best technical terminology for being a parent I’ve heard today.
If he owns it, he should be allowed to smack it.
Go on, smack your property . I dare ya
LeftoverCrass FPV perfectly legal to hit your own child in the US
however, a thing that is actually considered “property” legally, your pet dog or cat, is not legal at all to strike
so yeah don’t hit your property. but nothing’s going to happen from hitting your child. because ‘murca
@@leavy So in the United States, hitting a child is perfectly legal, but hitting a dog is a warcrime?
it's like saying
yesss I own a lawnmower
XD
@@freewyvern707 This is America
So that is why Yoda's race isn't fazed when they see a powerful force ability, just taking care of their own toddlers requires a lot of force proficiency.
“I currently own a toddler”
*He cannot be trained, he is too old.*
DragonNestKing how does this have no reply’s well I’m first
hmmmmmmmmmm
Air Devine because there are many of the same comment before this one so it gets old
DragonNestKing doesn’t have enough badges it will not obey
DragonNestKing evolution is a lie. And he married a Latina.
"I currently own a toddler"
Did you acquire said toddler through legal means?
no
perhaps
Perhaps
@Mhmmm yes my mom hates me to
@@toaststealer7040 that's very said
MatPat: "I currently own a toddler"
Steph: *Why is the FBI here?*
hah
Poor choice of words Mat
Wait I don’t get it can u explain plz
@@barnabybarnips2710 kidnapping
The FBI at the door without a warrant: Why do I hear boss music?
“I currently own I toddler”
That one line is the best terminology of being a parent
Everyone in the comments section
“I currently own a toddler”
*h u h*
@A GIANT PAPAYA, while everyone in the comments is thinking about memes, I’m sitting here thinking about how humans won’t survive long enough to reach that level of evolution.
Humans have certainly memory limits. If human memories don’t increase to compensate for the increased lifespan, the human brain would end up forcefully forgetting information. The brain would need to evolve first before the lifespan. To accommodate a bigger brain, the skull would need to get bigger, and this means people would need to grow more, requiring longer development periods and better nutrition.
In this day and age, not enough people eat well enough to sustain a longer, healthy childhood that would allow for the development of a bigger skull. The brain, taking up so much energy, would also require good healthy habits. People of today don’t have the proper lifestyles to end up with that level of evolution any time soon. It would be quite a few millennia (in the very least) before humans are even ready to start increasing brain efficiency and size to the proper level for memory evolution needed for the tridactyl lifespan.
And that’s what’s going through my head while everyone is memeing it up.
This is why I understand that while humans are supposedly the smartest species on the planet, most humans are really not all that bright.
Thank you
@@araelsongheart6918 same
Arael Songheart Arael Songheart I completely agree with that statement, though I don’t believe Earth is likely to make it last that long.
@@araelsongheart6918 well yes,but if there is internet for that all your knowledge and ideas can be saved up there,if internet will disapear then people will make something similar and better,some people let's say love one thing and they are really good at it others like other things,we will sure at some point reach limit BUT we still can definetly go far and who knows what technology and evolution will end up doing to human...
Worth noting, to quote him in Empire Strikes Back, "For 800 years have I trained Jedi". If he dies at 900 years of age, that means that by the time he was 100 years old, he would have at the very least finished his training, been granted the title of Jedi Knight, and gained his first Padawan. So unless there is a really weird period of rapid development, Yoda would have had about 50 years to go from diapers to Knight- which would indicate some rapid period of physical growth to pass Jedi Trials in the same amount of time it takes to still be a baby. I'm going to go with "massive plot oversight" that Star Wars is infamous for because apparently once they release a movie, they never watch it again to confirm details, or even just look up wookiepedia or a basic forum to close plot holes
Its actually not that unlikely look at ahsoka she becomes a padawan reletively young. And in humans we have massive growth spurts that take us from 4 feet to 7 in a matter of 3 years so its not unlikely for him to grow a foot in 50. My biggest irk here is that yodas species may not be mamalian but amphibian. Growing up in the water, and coming onto land when they develop arms and legs. Its a plausible explanation for being tridactle and grren. Tridacles are proven to have an easier time gripping folliage and other food inder water, and being green gives them a great camouflage in this universe your birth circumstances tribute greatly to your force sensitivity and the yoda has the greatest force sensitivity, it would make sense if they lived in, or were born in an area with a massive amount of life like an ocean, it could even explain the low numbers of yodians, we see in the movie the movies largely follow desert like terain, or forests with little water, why would an amphibian race want to be in these areas. Its likely that most never leave the oceans of their home planet choosing to stay and live happily in their own set biom, i mean in yodas final days he picks a swamp. And do you know what developes really quickly but had a relatively massive adult life span, amphibians. It makes less sense to view him from a mamalian perspective than and amphibian perspecivd.
he could have also became a jedi knight in like 3 years considering how insanely powerful baby yoda's force abilities are. The only reason he is considered a toddler is because he doesn't speak, but that could be because he's species evolved to use the force as a communication tool and therefore language itself is a barrier, hence why Yoda speaks so oddly. Baby yoda could be the equivalent of a 4/5 year old human at fifty. But just as humans that go through a HUGE change from 10-15 in comparison to their first 10 years, Yoda could go through a rapid growth from 50-100. By 70, he could be the equivalent of our 10 year old, and by 100, our 15 or maybe even 20 year old. Now i'm not saying George thought up of all this, but the mandalorian writers probably did.
their species isn't gonna scale perfectly to our species. maybe they have a rapid development period between age 50 and 100. like our puberty but on steroids
Noticed that yesterday
Wookiepedia i really like it
“I currently own a toddler”
*i think the toddler owns you*
That's what toddlers do in Soviet Russia
This is what toddlers do everywhere.
Chris P. The Toddler owns all of us
Samantha E. 69 likes
We are ones that change diapers
We are the ones that feed them
*We are the slaves*
Another thing of importance to point out here: we know for a fact that a massive war happened a thousand years ago, which wiped out a lot of Force-sensitive individuals within the Star Wars universe. If we include that, it starts looking like the war wiped out most of Yoda's species, and he was born after the war, to some of their last surviving members. Of course, that doesn't explain where baby Yoda came from, but it's possible they're just barely clinging on at the fringes of society. And then we need to consider the fact that the Empire actively hunted down Force sensitives and likely killed them. Yoda's people are so ancient and so long-lived they've probably experienced several of these extinction events, caused by conflict within the Jedi and the Sith, or between the two groups.
“I currently own a toddler”.
Strange word choice
hes going for adoption
We are just numbers to a government...
For the Government a baby is a deduction...
And it just gets worse
@@rhmagalhaes well that was dark.
Don't see how.
In Soviet Russia toddler owns you!
Baby Yoda:
- Do not feed after midnight
- Do not let it get contact with water
- Do not expose to bright sunlight.
Yoda the gremlin
Imagine 1000 fucking gremlin baby Yoda's with lightsabers
Same pointed teeth, same class, same number of digits, same body proportions, yup checks out.
Gizmo
The cat like thing gizmo
Therapist: Wiggly Vader isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Wiggly Vader:
@@darthraider6652 wtf
lmao i cant
XD
🤣😂😝
@@darthraider6652 wttfffff..
cheezy boiii gaming I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT, THATS SCARY
Now, thanks to season 2, we know what his name is. Plus we learned more about his backstory and development. Our baby Yoda experienced some regression to his force, and probably other cognitive abilities cause of some trauma after order 66... he probably experienced some shocking events...
"The problem with Baby Yoda"
You have now taken it way too far buddy.
Supa51m0n Alternative he’s not even yoda
The only problem with Baby Yoda is he isn't in every scene.
@waylon lewin what...?
Supa51m0n Alternative I agreee
@@arrantilbrook4763 i _ k n o w .
MatPat: "I own a toddler"
Comments: *It's meme time*
The only cure for sadness
Gather all your friends
FBI open up
Gather all your friends its meme time
🙃🤣
Matthew: “I own a toddler.”
COPPA: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
Yep
Atleast I wasn't the only one that thought that sounded wrong and weird.
Own
Do you want to owe the FTC $42,500 in fines? Because that's how you end up owing the FTC $42,500 in fines!
Accurate...
“I’ve always hated that song”
Ok Vader like we didn’t just seen you breaking out them sick dance moves
Matpat: coppa laws doesn’t apply to any of my channels
Also Matpat: bAbY yOdA dO dO dO
My 9 & 7 year old watched his channel for a couple hours using my laptop...
@@greglane501 welp you're making him more screwed now.
Also also mat pat:* dies on screen *
Then gets forced chocked
ohno
The fact that their children are little for so long means that they live in a threat-less environment
Or it is because as far as we know they all have the force. (3/3 we know of do.)
@@mistcaller true
Or lived in an environment relatively threat free until this point in their evolution
Or their parents are / were extremely adept at taking care of them for years on end.
@@shadowrylander they must be pretty darn patient :^
“I currently own a toddler”
Toddler:
*”I currently own a theorist”*
“Hi, I’m Jon, I’m a cartoonist and this is my cat Garfield”
“Hi, I’m Garfield and this my cartoonist Jon.”
Matpat IS married
@@oncreativemode5486 yep he has more 🍑👈 then you lmao
@@oncreativemode5486 ok boomer
@@JackSmith-lj7tc **inhale**
4:28 this looks incredible as a thumbnail dude
Yoda said he trained Jedi for 800 years, so even if he exaggerated, he started when he was 150 Jears old!
We know that Jedi-knights can have a Padawan, so Yoda was a Jedi-knight when he was 150 Years old!
With 50 Years he probably wasn't even a Youngling, so I think that this species is a Baby for 50-70 Years and then they start to grow "fast"!
still enough time for mat's theory to be plausible
It is embarrassing how lazy the writers are allowed to be. Not only do people eat it up, but they do more mental gymnastics to defend it than any religion.
@@angryhairpeice That's a very interesting topic!
@@timtetumtetodd well know we know that grogu was being trained at the jedi temple stated by ashoka in season two so we now that they are trained that
young.
@@deadmemes2908 Yes, that's true! And with that we know that Grogu's mind is probably "older" than his body compared to humans!
Matpat: "Remember when I used to do cringey intros"
Also Matpat: *Does this intro*
THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING MY INNER BEING
yes
So your calling it cringey?
@@c0mmitedkawaii201 yes,yes he is.
@@c0mmitedkawaii201 yes. and it truly is, and I wish i never saw the intro
Can anyone else just see MatPat sitting there acting like he’s getting force choked or just hearing him from outside the recording closet
And Oliver just hears him in his room and freaks out
And Stephanie is just passes by. She hears it but thinks “yup that’s my husband”
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Well he is unemployed..... not going anywhere
campkira for an unemployed man hes doing pretty good 😂
Game dev / movie director: *adds gloves to character*
MatPat:MURDER
Yoda actually purposefully tried to keep his species hidden as to not bring them into the conflicts of the republic. For this reason, neither he nor Yaddle told anyone their species' name or home planet. Not even the Jedi order. As well as that if I remember correctly every single member of his species is force sensitive.
What does it mean to be force sensitive??
Lily Cookie can use the force
Yeah and Yoda mastered his skills at 100.
@@esmesa5642 In which case are you asking how many midichlorians do you need to fall into the 'force sensitive' bracket?
Rayen Aouadi is that cannon tho?
Everyone talking about matpat flexing his adorable child
Me: smiles at Ollie pics
Haha
same! she's adorable! i hope it's a girl hah XD
game theories 🙏 th-cam.com/video/i2AuwAFXwTE/w-d-xo.html
@@danytus_ nope! Lil' Ollie is a boy! But that's all good ^^
Don't worry. Ollie will grow up to be Kickflip in his teens, Heelflip in his aduly years, and 360-flip in his senior years.
The opening was probably something he did for his kid lmao
Hail Satan yes
Makes the intro a tad more tolerable, cite
Matpat: “Force choking”🎶🎶
His child: *giggles insanely* “yeeess, YEEEESSS, *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA”*
Aww I wanna see more baby theorist
Gavin Leibert ya
I love this channel so much I don't think I could survive without it
This video is just matpat flexing how cute his child is.
@** Not really. There's nothing wrong with calling a baby cute. If you're able to see something wrong with it, then you're in need of some help.
Hey can I get a number 4 to go pls
@** You sound like someone from the Vatican.
@@escaleraooh7677 4?
@**...?!
In The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda says he has taught Jedi for 800 years. So between the age of 50 when he was still a toddler, to the age of 100 he managed to mature, be trained as a youngling, be a padawan learner, become a Jedi Knight, Master and trainer. Seems legit.
"Species age differently"
I dont think it takes them long to become a jedi knight/Master considering this baby is very familiar with the force already. The dont have to learn how to use to force, but only for what to use the force, like the jedi code
@@starminecraft1 Agreed, and even then apparently the species has a natural pull to the light-side and are basically already fine-tuned for following the Jedi code.
Baby Yoda from Mandalorian is not the same person as old Yoda from the original trilogy.
Papyrus The Cool That is true, but since he
is the same species as Baby Yoda, I figured he would age the same. But who knows, maybe it’s just one of those things they will never explain. Not everything in fiction has to make logical sense. It’s all in good fun!
I feel like yoda’s species has tried to stay hidden probably
Thats exactly what it is. Its mentioned somewhere in the extended star wars lore that yodas species is a pacifist people, which is why yoda never mentions the name of his home planet. They are simply not capable or ready to deal with the politics and reality of the rest of the galaxy. A galaxy full of violence and war
my dad has an interesting theory on how tridactiles are actually on another planet (possibly in another galaxy) and that they are all gifted in the force to an INFINITE level. and Yoda is the weakest member of that species (except for yaddle). SO WEAK in the force in fact that they kicked him out of the tribe. and he found the jedis
Yea that’s the point.
Beau Broussard We’ve only have seen 2 in famous movies ET and Star Wars
This is the only comment that doesnt include 'i currently own a toddler'
Listening to theories has always been my go to sleep album, matpat's voice is very soothing for me lol
“Why do humans come out so useless”-MatPat
*i stayed that way*
@@incognitocow8172 same
@@incognitocow8172 Something I can personally relate too😌
@@incognitocow8172 oof me too. Tho I'm not sure if I should be proud or sad-
Not me I work on movies
Refers to retired stormtrooper as "boomer"
stormtrooper: **flashbacks**
*stormboomer*
@@trippi-jingles Old Trooper
11:36 “baby tridactyls aren’t able to take care of themselves”
Baby Yoda: **devours frogs**
Why did you use quotation marks
wiLLiam cuz it’s a quote...
@@themoosehoof no its not
wiLLiam yes it it
Wormy Waffle1234 devours frogs is not a quote
"I currently own a toddler" seems like what techno would say
"Yoda is the only one of his species left"
The mandalorian is set after episode 6, just an fyi
Adis Sprečo no it doesn’t it happens before episode iv
After episode iii
[TB] Saltee it’s after ep. 6 when the empire has fallen
@@willhc1620 it's even stated in the first episode how the empire has fallen
That and the assumption here has to be that there are most likely two other tridactyls responsible for his conception. If we're modeling their species in relation to the human timespan, there is no way Yoda could have conceived the child and thus we know at least two other parents exist somewhere in the galaxy.
The problem with baby yoda-
The entire internet-
*impossible*
Mauve LMFAO EXCEPT MY FRIEND SHE FUCKING HATES BABY YODA ,
Superlung 888 HOW DARE SHE
@@superlung8889 What happened to her to make her hate joy?
"I currently own a toddler"
COPPA is gonna get you for more than just your family friendliness XD
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i currently own a slave ring
that'll be $42000 and the toddler
Everyone owns a toddler, they are a very efficient fuel source for bonfires
"currently" he's paying for it monthly just like Netflix
Me hearing someone say that it's name is baby yoda: bruh... Grogu
Dude this video was way before grogu’s name reveal
@@pancake1130 YES
"Baby Yoda has a problem"
Me: IMPOSSIBLE
For Real? Just cause he’s the same species as yoda doesn’t mean he’s baby yoda
@@arrantilbrook4763 FFS he doesn't have a name in the show it's only known as the child but baby Yoda is just a better and easier name to know for now
Me: *sees 419 likes*
Me: I must
@@arrantilbrook4763 Its easier to say baby yoda than baby guy from the yoda specie
Matpat: "WHY DO PEOPLE SAY MY VIDEOS ARE FOR KIDS, THEY'RE HIGH SCHOOL AND UP OBVIOUSLT"
also matpat: "baby yoda do ro do ro do baby yoda do ro do do ro"
What's with the do ro
@@Potato_EatMyTv probably to not remind you too much of that song
I read that as terorist lmao
I think he made that intro ironically though
I feel like this episode was just a disguise for Matt to show off his child.
Can you blame him?
Well he had all the time in the world....
Yep that sounds like him
Mike Villa
And dare I say to Mat “Weird flex but ok”
Kid’s cute tho good for him
I have to say youve done something reeeallly catchy about that theme song. I find myself humming along far before I intend to.
Baby Yoda: **exists**
Matpat: this is completely harmless and helpless.
Every frog to exist ever:
*Poisonous frogs*
He can use the force, remember! He lifted up that rhino thingy.
You failed so hard at this format you didnt even manage to make a real punchline.
Me, watching every second of the beginning: someone edited this and it is my job to give them the solidarity they so deeply deserve
:'(
Bump
;)
I wasn't Star wars obessesed, am non committal to it. But The last two videos on it I REALLY appreciated. I like when facts blend into seemingly impossible lore. When Myth and Legend mix into facts and science.
WOW YOU GUYS LIKED MY COMMENT THAT'S AWESOME
i liked the baby shark part at the beginning because im 8 years old and thats the target audience apparently.
@Mr-lovett- ... okay. I won't. But thanks for your input.
@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 I have nothing mean to say unlike OTHERS on this platform. That was the perfect way to put it.
@@zeianairediamond6863 Appreciated!
Matpat: Alderaan went BOOM!
Cara dune: *has extreme flashbacks*
BOOM-BOOM
"I currently own a toddler"
Me: *narrow eyes and suspicion intensifies*
child protection agency would like to know your location
“I currently own a toddler.”
Batteries not included.
😂😂😂
lmao
With free shipping
XDDDDD
;-;
I heard the "do do do" and i almost left😂
Look at darth vader tho
same
Do you and do not there is no try is like the best line ever
Same 🤣🤣🤣
Gabriel Tal “Do or do not there is no try”
I like the intro because Matpat literally turned into PURPLE GUY
"and I'm saying that as a human"
Wait so... Youre not a demon sent to destroy all of our favorite childhood movies and current favorite movies?
insert meme here
Ultinato here *surprised pikachu face*
*E X P O S E D*
Lol
Queen Alice it’s a lie
“I own a toddler”
*immediately checks comments*
Wait for it i’ll be super original, wait for it, wwwwait for it, annnnnnnd I DON’T OWN A TODDLER
This is exactly what I did
ethan lee wait I don’t get it can u explain?
Barnaby Barnips kidnapping
You don't get to have 369 likes.
“I currently own a toddler” - MatPat
So in the future is he going trade it in for a child?
I uhh, can’t tell you how I got possession of them but uhh, I got a few toddlers in storage...
Nah dude it evolves
It's been too long since the last Five Nights at Freddy's episode...
He's just going to update him
hes going to trade it for diet coke
10:47 Tell that to my youngest brother. He's a semi adolescent 12 year old. I only caught on immediately once I left special ed and went to middle school to learn PEMDAS . And for a time I though you only learned that stuff at in junior high but nope, it's actually 2nd graders that learn multiplication first, then the rest. Yeah I was really held back, thanks a lot Mrs. Stewart Mendi. Man, ever since Courtney and Mrs. Darlene Mitchels moved away, I was without friends except for (in my eyes) a frustrating teacher I once threw my own backpack at.
“I currently own a toddler”
*that’s what the toddler wants you to think*
ok
Is that a Marriage Story reference?
True
Matpat: I currently own a toddler
Me: You're actually the co-owner
Please, the toddler owns the parents
Ultradude he has more of a minority ownership
no co-owner if you own the other owner
Ultradude no he owns the toddler idk what ur point is
Lol, greatest comment here
Title: The *PROBLEM* with Baby Yoda
Me: So you have chosen, death
The fact of the matter is that
*There is no problem with Baby Yoda*
Idk he's kinda right 😳
@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 the problem with baby yoda is that hes a bad fucking meme
baby yoda for worst meme of the decade
bartekoklol only good thing anout him is how tasty he is
That was the best intro I've ever seen on any platform ever, I must send this to everyone I know
Actually, George said that there was a whole planet of them that no one could find, and that they were supposedly pacifists, but that's it.
There's a lot that Disney is just steamrollering over because they don't want to take the time to read through all the legends material. For example Luke Visited the home planet of yoda's species by accident. They use the force to hide from the dark side and guide specific people to them, in that book they live for around 300+ years. They are inherently gifted with the light side which is why they live for so long. They also outright ignored Yoda's own backstory where as a 20 something pilot he left his home with a human friend and got stranded on a planet with Jedi Master N'Kata Del Gormo who spent a decade training them before taking them to coruscant for more training. Yoda became a jedi master at 96 years old before training his own padawan because he didn't feel emotionally prepared for the role of teacher instead opting for diplomatic missions.
That's the problem I have with the new trilogy and the spin offs. I mean the spinoffs are okay (ish, they messed up Solo) , but they're overlooking a TON of lore, and I'd be more interested in watching a movie based on the lore than some cash grab like the sequels have been.
@@sebastianthegoat4265 That's my issue too, sure Lucas has notoriously bad dialogue but the rest of his plot writing is pretty solid. I particularly dislike when people praise the new stuff just because it's "pretty". Yes visuals are important but not more so than story. Take the dark empire series, a lot of people hate on it but it kept me reading till the end. Luke was literally forced into his fathers perspective because of the massive gap between himself and Sidious. But after his ordeal he devoted himself more fully to the light than he ever had before, and walked away stronger and wiser.
And some examples for those who claim it would be boring to watch a movie too similar to the book. Harry potter, and LOTR, Both of them I read the series before watching the movies. The movies left out a ton of stuff but having read the source I wasn't confused about the cuts. As I understood the limits of film production and run time. Sure when you go off the book some people might get spoilers but a spoiler will never be able to go as in depth as the source itself. Going back to dark empire people told me not to read it because Luke wins in the end therefore it was boring. Reading it myself there were times when it seemed like Luke was giving up on resisting the dark side and he struggled with retaining his identity. This gives the general idea of a spoiler without fully explaining how much of a sociopath papa palpatine was in the series.
@@aeviwright7846 there's another Star Wars series where Luke legit tries to start a new Jedi order and DIES because of a force of the Dark Side, and is brought back to life by his students! there's also a series where the Jedi and the Light side are almost defeated by a guy called General THrawn that was always a step ahead of the opponents and was taken down by someone he trusted. it's also canon that Leia has a pair of twins (Jaice and Jaden if I'm not mistaken) and another son named Anakin, then a final son named Ben. (Disney definitely ignored that part of the lore)
there's SO MUCH lore that is not boring at all in the expanded universe of Star Wars that basically is being rejected because the trilogy is basically just a spinoff of what we know and love.
oh I LOVE LOTR. I'm SO glad they stuck really close to the book and made everything so epic. the soundtrack, the visual, the STORY, heck the Battle of Helm's Deep is the one epic battle that ALL epic battles are now compared to! That's why I didn't like the Hobbit movies when they came out. Sure, Smaug was AMAZING, and Benedict Cumberbatch was a really great choice for the dragon, but they deviated too far from the subplots, and the fact that Azog was alive TICKED ME OFF because he was definitely dead in the book.
this is why I love the family show Ninjago: Masters of SPinjitzu and absolutely despise My Little Pony, whatever version it is. Ninjago is chock full of amazing lore based off of Asian myths and culture, and most importantly CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. two of the most annoying characters in Ninjago become rather tolerable in two or so seasons and actually funny, and while the villains can be a bit cliché, the Ninja grow. their characters are not stagnant. compare that to the ponies from MLP. they're all stagnant (at least that's how I felt when I tried to get myself into it). they don't develop character. they remain the annoying brats they are, especially Pinkie Pie. and yeah, there's lore, but it's cliché too. and every villain is magically fixed by friendship. that's not how the real world works.
back to the Star Wars lore, there is SO much that develops the characters so well! and then there's episodes 7 and 8, where I've heard a lot of fans and commenters say that they're basically just a repeat of 4 and 5, just different characters. it really makes me sad to see what Disney is doing to this giant expanded universe that is the books.
@@sebastianthegoat4265 I agree, Disney is so caught up in avoiding people making theories about the plots, that they are actively damaging the series as a whole. All with nonsensical changes to established lore.
Theory: this entire episode was created so mattpatt can brag about owning a toddler.....
I currently own a toddler
@@CC-tl3zs congratilations
How come it looks like he’s the one that put on baby weight?
well what else would he use as snacks while hes watching star wars?
I broke the devils number
You ever going to finish your "science behind Avatar: the last airbender" series. I need answers.
TheTruePhantom And mass effect
No I hate anmie
back boris it’s not anime but I agree with you
@@mrfilmreviewcriticman4110 it is anime, fight me!!
@@Dunhaibee it ain't an anime
Among the first animals two walk on two legs T Rex: enters chat
I laughed so hard when earth Vader started wriggling cuz I did not expect that lol
Same here
Bruh that was extremely shocking
And hilarious his bod went
\ \
/ /
\ \
Ah yes earth vader
@@pidgeonsofthegods1482 honestly
same!
Yoda trained Jedis for 800 years means he was a Jedi Master at the age of 100, what means between 50 and 100 years of age they have to develop „fast“ after the first 50 years
This exactly, they likely age nonlinearly. This could also retroactively explain why Yoda never revealed his planets location, even to the Jedi. His species requires a lot of time to escape adolescence, so if their children were to die the species loses a lot of progress.
I believe 50 toddler 100 kid 150 teen (teen of a human from toddler child then teen) 200early adult and about250 plus old aged
@@FrostyNuggetTheCool so just 10x of a human
@Rhi Dark Banana Did you not read the comment? Yoda said he trained Jedi for 800 years, so he was around 100 when he started training Jedi. He wouldn’t be able to do that if he was a kid, that just wouldn’t make sense.
@@FrostyNuggetTheCool 5 toddler 10 kid 15 teen 20 young adult 25 full grown.
Matpat: "I own a toddler"
_CPS wants to know your location_
NeverLand
Not funny!
Lol;)
I was coming down to the comments to say the exact same thing. Great minds think alike ig
What cps
Matpat: "Humans, the smartest animals on the planet."
Orcas: *Am I a joke to you?*
I mean… humans are still smarter than orcas, in fact elephants are also smarter.
I “own” a toddler. Weird choice of words but I guess it’s not technically wrong.
He owns him you got a problem?!
Edit: just a joke dont dislike pls?
I thought it was cute.
R/technicallythetruth
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That's not weird, I own 5
Imagine someone who didn't know about Matpats channel and watches this beginning sequence thinking "what kind of video did I click on again?
“I always hated that song”-Darth Vader 2020
“Didn’t we all boys, didn’t we all.”-literally everyone else 2020
P.S. Yoda had dreadlocks in his teen years!
Not if ur a Nats fan haha
2019 actually
wait where can I learn about yoda dreadlocks?! I need to know!
The intro:Baby shark but with Star Wars Me:*laughs* My head:BBBBRRRUUH
MatPat: Human childhoods are getting longer and longer
13 year olds in tiktok: Looks 20 years old
Yeah, people are just odd sometimes. I've seen 40 year-olds that look older than my mother who is 73 with type 1 Diabetes.
@@LadyOnikara nobody needed to know your mom has diabetes
@@WW1N73R I did
@@BatCostumeGuy you do you Batman! You do you... :_)
Mature in looks, but not intllectually. Funny how we have access to an infinite scale of information at our fingertips but are maturing slower.
“Baby” Yoda is older than most of us, bruh
I mean a cat is an adult by age 1 meanwhile a human is still a baby at that point.
Yeah, by like, however many years it is from star wars years to today
@@gaminreasons8941 Cats are still technically kids at age 1 its more like age 3 that they become Adults
@@TbYolo I don't think a human is an adult at age 3. They still have a point.
he's legal tho
I feel MatPat doesn’t actually know the song, he just listened to it before and tried to remember it.
He owns a toddler. He probably heard the song a dozen times.
His rhythm really got on my nerves
@@endermite2043 Haha... a "dozen". As the father of two, having only heard that song only a dozen times would have been great.
Maybe trying to not get problems with copyrights
@@sunnydragon722 nursery rhymes are public domain
the intro was funny
“I currently own a child”
How much did he cost?
Everything
I would say about $57.09
Depends on the country ;)
69$
@Calvin Oltmans Everything
Theory
10 years of a human year is 1 year of aging to Yoda’s
So baby yoda is the same as a five year old. The reason that he is still not verbal is because that species learns language slower (why Yoda talks oddly)
Yoda speaks the way he does to echo Latin. That is the most common thought on the matter at least. (In Latin the order of words in a sentence doesn't matter as much, and is sometimes reversed)
Yoda's species is capable of talking in a standard manner, it's just unknown why most of them talk in reverse like they do
Depressed Heartbreak yeah, that’s what he said, idiot
Smart
@@Evan-go4nn Maybe you should read both before you call them the idiot lol
YODA kept his species secret from even his greatest friends because he didn’t want any war on his planet because he said they were peaceful and their young are vulnerable my theory is that their species evolved to have millions of metaclorians easily so they would be able to protect themselves
@Despacito Despacito I never knew that. Didnt pay attention to midoclorians. I have known star wars simce around 2009.
Wow...thats so interesting!
@Despacito Despacito “literally impossible” Lol referring to some made up nonsense they came to with to retcon the force
Ight that comments enormous so I'll list my final side-note as a separate comment, Just like in DBZ in Star Wars the power levels are canonically bullshit and having a high or low Midichlorian count is not a one to one representation of power, many council masters were in the 10000 per cell range and were still absurdly powerful at times, Mace Windu for example was in the 15000 per cell range and was easily one of the strongest force users of his time outclassing many of his peers with higher Midichlorian counts. End of the day while one million Midichlorians per cell guarantees an insane power having 20000 per cell doesn't make a god-status unreachable as proved by Nihilus. Take Midichlorians with a grain of salt, no jedi or sith in universe has ever scientifically understood them or the force in canon or outside of it so even with our outside knowledge of the universe we don't stand a chance of translating what any of it truly means.
YFF K Well you clearly have a bunch of metaclorians in that smart brain of yours, this is now my personal cannon, we’ll done!
Season 3 has just wrapped up, and it pretty much demonstrates that Grogu has a solid grasp on the language of Galactic Basic, he just can't speak it yet. Something to note for a future version of this theory maybe.
The problem with Baby Yoda:
Me an intellectual: It is too cute...
What if he has a period
*GENDER PLOT TWIST*
Spider - Man I think you meant *me an unintelligent idiot*
Nutshell In a shell fair enough!
"I have spoken" "this is the way"
"I'll take you on hot or I'll take you in cold"
No, he said "I can bring you in warm... or I can bring you in cold."
Meaning ... alive or dead, @@kanyerahming.
@@IndianaJoe0321 redditors would r/wooosh you if they saw this
Sounds like a weird way to hook up but okay, or whatever you are trying to say
I like those odds
Coppa: no kids content
Everyone:is worried of being sued
Nobody:
Game theorist:star wars baby shark parody
Also talks about death and paranormal monsters in other episodes
Don't forget the FORCE CHOKING! Oh and also evolutionary theory :P
You made me spit my freaking food it😂😂😭😭😭
Yeah but now he’s best friends with the owner of TH-cam, so he’ll be fine
Fiml theorists*
him talking about human evoulotion
me: WAIT A MINUTE WE WERE MONKEY'S!!!
It's said that Yoda hides his home planet since they are so evolved and incredibly peaceful. Yoda and few others are sent out to help others around the universe.
If that expanded Universe cause I'm pretty sure that's not canon
Or they're immensely powerful with the dark side and ready to release a powerful dark side entity and Yoda was the only one capable of battling the evil with his knowledge of the light. However, his solution left his species on the brinks of extinction and he joined the Jedi as a sort of penance for what he had to do.
FulcrumFutboler it was acknowledged as canon before Disney took over, being mentioned in a few canon books and games. In the Disney universe it is not acknowledged as canon but it is very hard to tell what is and isn’t canon in Disney universe because technically they said they would only acknowledge the original trilogy. Yet now they acknowledge Asoka and a lot of other old canon aswell. Star Wars canon at this point seems to just be bits and pieces of stuff Disney wants to make movies and shows out of, so honestly I just acknowledge old canon until Disney comes up with something better.
@@ethanmcneal2090 The deal was that anything that was officially sanctioned by George himself is cannon. George was heavily involved in The Clone Wars TV series so it's officially cannon.
& in my opinion I think anything that takes place before the sequels & doesn't directly contradict the main cannon is fair game, which is why I think KOTOR & Old Republic can still be counted as cannon. They take so far into the univers's past that it wouldn't have any feasible effect in the main story lines anyways.
At least it's valid in my headcannon
@@cantplayguitar_ EU is better than Canon anyways
Fact: Yoda species stays toddler for 50+ years
Me: Geez. Imagine going through puberty.
oh god
T-T
Lol
Title: "The Problem with Baby Yoda!"
Real Title: "I want to talk about and show off pictures of the toddler I own."
I have no problem with that. He's just a proud parent👍🏽
That intro made me have a physical seisure.
“I currently own a toddler”
Weird flex but ok
Flexxxx
TF2Player69 420
Wwwwww weird FLEX
Ok bommer
Lol
Everyone: *makes comments about Matpat saying "I own toddler"*
Me: *smiling at ollie pics*
That’s my name😂
@@razormixes6413 coincidence. I think not.
He has matt's brows
That intro.
*Please never remind me of the horrors humanity has created ok?*
So true. He's committed a war crime on TH-cam. How does he expect to get out of a prison sentence? lol, I love this channel and the comments section of these videos.
Okay dancing Vader killed me 😂🤣💀
Then Force choking line afterwards with face coloration and the bugged out eyes was perfection 💀👻
Nobody:
Matpat: “I own a toddler”
It's as if you could buy one from a store
Yup I just bought one from target 🎯
Ninjalord 108 my first reaction was to look at the comments to see if anyone else noticed. Lmao
I bought mine at publix
You feed it.
You care for it.
You shelter it
You clean its poops....
From the sounds of it - - it owns you
Darth Vader: "I always hated that song."
I couldn't agree more.
Finally someone who agree's with me. I hope it gets taken down in 2020
Same
@@christophermartinez8836 Indeed. They must make it Bite The Dust.
@@ArceusBowser212 ahh i see youre a man of culture
Same
Most of the comments: “I cURreNtlY oWn a ChiLD”
Well this theory is wrong according to legends
"Do or do not, there is no try"
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"