I just realized why the dogs are the protagonists. It's because dogs are more likely to do what you want them to do, where cats are just as likely to do whatever they want.
I thought it was the stereotype that villians have cat-like pets (Voldermort, Mr. Claw) and heroes have dog-like pets (Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker).
Can we just talk about the fact though, that the characters in this less than $80 million movie had better animal expressions than the $200 million lion king remake while working with real animals
Disney knew Lion King would get money anyway so they didn't bother to use their good animators on it. Also they probably used a lot of money on the backgrounds.
@@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg that doesnt make Disney any less stupid than McDonald's purely capitalizing on Nostalgia, i didnt even give that movie a moment of my time and when my kids see The Lion King they're gonna see the animated one.
+ThePapino134 if you remember his Christmas with the Kranks review, he talked a lot about his memes getting repetitive and tired. I think he tries to avoid using them now. although if he goes through and entire review of Batman V Superman without using his "A BAT CREDIT CARD!?!?!?!" meme, ill be disappointed.
+Peter Loya I have the same guilty pleasure feelings with some bad kids movies, but instead of Cats & Dogs as a guilty pleasure, mine is the Spy Kids movies. I do not know why, I cannot explain it, I just enjoy them for some reason. Perhaps it is Antonio Banderas or how the third movie was in "3-D".
I just realized that the main character, a male dog, is actually technically played by a female dog. Huh, I guess movies don't like showing dog penises to children even with a PG rating.
@@Delightfully_Witchy yeah exactly, which si why the sentence before the comma is irrelevent. we all liked idiot things. i used to be a cringe retard gacha kid.
19:09, their heads would have only been pulled back by the g-force while accelerating. Once they got up to a constant speed, they would no longer experience any g-force and they would be able to sit up normally regardless of how fast they were going, like when you ride in a car or a plane.
Numerous canine actors play each dog. Some are calmer and better suited for close-ups, laying-down scenes and other quiet moments. Others are more talented at stunts (jumping up on something, running, climbing, etc...). But, yeah...each dog character usually has no less than 3 dogs playing it; many times, they're not all the same gender. They just all have to be well trained and look alike.
MW Roach Excellent point! Another problem is that puppies only stay a certain specific size for a few weeks at most, meaning that a movie plot that only covers a few days’ time would be impossible as the original puppies used at the start would be larger or smaller in every scene. A movie normally takes well over a year to film and the scenes are rarely shot in order. So puppies are constantly being swapped out for newer, younger puppies to maintain that consistency. It also means that sometimes specific fur markings have to be painted on with makeup or edited in.
What's sad about "Cats and Dogs" is that if they just made the film purely about Mr. Tinkles it would be the best movie of all time. Seriously, that cat fails to have a single bad scene in the entire film.
@@samuelcutidaguero4861 more like it referenced the space wars when Russia sent a dog into space as a test subject and it died after a few hours from heat exhaustion
Fixing this movie in a nutshell. Add some actual humor, make no species the antagonist (maybe have the whole rivalry between cats and dogs be a contest for the affection of humans), and I agree with Critic, make it fully animated instead of adding actual animals and giving them that awkward CG lip-syncing.
+Oblivious Ranga Well, people whose favorite movie was 5th Element make things like Inception, and people whose favorite show was Ren and Stimpy make things like Deadpool. Or Cats and Dogs. Everyone is satisfied =D
RedGallardo The problem is that this is movie for kids. Then highly synical person comes to watch it with intent to make show out of it, of course he will focus on every little detail while ignoring the fact that entire movie still holds together despite its many flaws.
@@josephfox7068 Mine too. I don't like the first one, but like the second. That was hilarious. And I like the fact, the cats were not all evil. The first one was a little bit stereotypic. I hate when the media make "all" the cats look evil. (Sorry for my bad english) The russian cat was a good villain, but that's it.
Bordas Studios My Dog's killed at-least two birds just to use their bodies as a toy. Also, you're an idiot. Yeah, lets call the entire human race evil and that they all enjoy killing for entertainment, because some scientists in the middle of the cold war sacrificed a dog. Fucking moron.
For all of you complaining about the movie being one sided the second movie (which I remember watching when I was younger) reveals that there are good cats and evil dogs, but it focuses on the good cats and dogs
I remember being P U M P E D for this movie when it first came out, and it only took me roughly 4-5 years(I recall being excited from trailers on cartoon network, and I was disgusted by it by the time I was old enough to have moved to another home so I know roughly how long the time-frame actually was) before I went to look at it again and though "echh! This movie is TERRIBLE!!!!" Hell, even the phantom menace took kid me like 9 years to really figure out and go "holy shit some of that writing REALLY WAS THAT BAD!" This movie barely made half that lol
I am in 10th grade I was put in the dumb class because of absences one of my classmates said and I quote (on the subject of this movie): "That's a really good movie" In 10th grade they said that this was... "a really good movie." kill me now.
What kind of f*cked up educative system do you guys have in the USA? Do they punish kids that have absences or bad notes with segregating them in to another class? WTF!
I'm annoyed that they keep switching out the main character from a Male to a Female puppy... for no apparent reason other than censors might not like a male dog getting his belly rubbed... I don't know if that makes things more or less perverted with that other dog... know what? Another reason for it to be animated.
I remember watching this as a kid. I loved it because dogs where cute. Literally any dog movie (even if it’s bad) I always watched and loved. Still can’t see them as bad because of my childhood.
6 ปีที่แล้ว +528
Am I the only one who actually laughed at the son of my mom bit?
+Levi Ackerman Oh please, no! I spent half my childhood having nightmares about that movie. I'm an insomniac now because this movie existed. Sure it's dumb now as a grown adult, but that movie is both terrifying and traumatizing when you're 7 years old with an overactive imagination.
+Lochie “Metal Sonic” Basham Ask Bobsheaux to review it. He loves reviewing horrible sequels to bad movies, especially ones starring animal protagonists.
Anthropomorphic characters have been around since the earliest religions. Mesopotamia, Ancient Egypt, Indus River Valley -- all of them had anthro gods.
*flashes somewhat censored image of a furry character with multiple breasts* Aww, he thinks his sexuality is unique based on that alone. That's just SO adorable.
Mr. Tinkle: (Tries to freaking shoot a child and his parents, but instead lights the room on fire). "Oh. I'm quite clever." That cat had way more menace than you'd expect from this film.
That ‘ Russian space dog ‘ thing the puppy wanted to be is basically him saying he wants to be taken off from the streets, placed in space all alone, and die. ;-;
+TrueBlueProductions My mistake, Lawrence Guterman attended Harvard for his undergrad in physics. And then he went to University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts for his Masters degree in animation. I feel embarrassed for not fact-checking my previous statement.
Why are cats always the badguys in movies? Execept Aristocats , Oilver and company and Peter No tail , I have not seen one movie with good cats in them. :/ I love cats so I think they should have more movies where they can be nice and awsome!
I never got why cats are always the bad guys either. I love cats and it always pissed me off that they had to be the villains in many other movies. Besides the movies you pointed out, I haven't seen a movie where they are good. Oh I almost forgot, that pound puppy movie Doug critiqued, the cats were good.
Cats are symbolic for women, so gay cartoon makers and movie maker always portray cats as evil. This stems from a deep rooted hate for women because they want to be women.
Joe Cammaroto Ok, i didn't finish the video while responding to that, but I see a lot of that kind of stuff on the internet all the time. So sorry for the quick reaction.
I guess it's because demographics perceive cats' and dogs' personalities to be dissimilar, cats are lethargic and deceitful, dogs are optimistic and outgoing, idk.
Brilliant idea! Bionicle is my favorite story, and would like to hear the Critic's thoughts of the movies! Michael Dorn is in the fourth movie, so I think the Critic should review the movies! Nostalgia Critic! Review the Bionicle movies! The stories are great!
I hate it when people claim that cats don't love you, my cat definitely loves me. She rubs against my legs, purrs like a motorbike, gives me cat kisses by blinking her eyes, twitches the end of her tail and tries to jump on me in the night and nuzzle my face w
Honestly , what the hell. Who ever says cats don't love you is an idiot. They're living, breathing creatures who want affection too. What idiot started the whole, cats don't love you as much as dogs.
My sister loved this movie and made me watch it sooo many times. I almost managed to convince myself it was all just a fever dream. Then I saw this review
"Open your world domination pamphlets to page 3" - Cats and Dogs, then "Alright everyone, it's time to open up our handbooks to page 3 London explodes and crack battle vampires" - Hellsing Ultimate. I swear there has to be a connection here, I just know it
I want this to be remade as an animated movie with a competent studio and a good director. As goofy as the concept is, I want to see one done properly.
I can't lie, Mr. Whiskers was the funniest and best character in this movie.
"I want you the stay here."
"Why?"
"Because I hate you."
His name is Mr. Tinkles.
Yah Brie B his fucking name is Mr. Tinkles get it right bitch!
@@Johnifer Lol I stand corrected🤣
my mom loved that cat so much she bought a persian and named it Mr.Tinkles. hes still kickin, hes like 15 now at least.
@@chrisrichfield8906 LOL. That's sweet man.
Gonna be honest, this movie was my shit when I was a kid
same, still find it somewhat enjoyable, but more in a ridiculous effect than a "awesome" one
Yeah, true
Same
JustAnotherCommentor you are really funny
JustAnotherCommentor same
I just realized why the dogs are the protagonists. It's because dogs are more likely to do what you want them to do, where cats are just as likely to do whatever they want.
So, an anti-free will advocacy.
Or more likely, the writers just don’t like cats
What about Pet Semetary
I thought it was the stereotype that villians have cat-like pets (Voldermort, Mr. Claw) and heroes have dog-like pets (Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker).
Steven Beauchamp no, it's probably an acting thing.
Can we just talk about the fact though, that the characters in this less than $80 million movie had better animal expressions than the $200 million lion king remake while working with real animals
And it was made in 2000
Yup
Disney knew Lion King would get money anyway so they didn't bother to use their good animators on it. Also they probably used a lot of money on the backgrounds.
@@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg that doesnt make Disney any less stupid than McDonald's purely capitalizing on Nostalgia, i didnt even give that movie a moment of my time and when my kids see The Lion King they're gonna see the animated one.
@@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg I think the reason the expressions suck is because they went for full realism. This didn’t.
"I want you to stay here."
"Why?!"
"Because I hate you."
Is it bad that I laughed at that?
No.
Brendan Risney Not at all.
Even when I was 5, I always cracked up laughing at that line. Still makes me laugh a bit to this day. 😂
Nope
No, every movie is entitled to one funny line. Now to find the funny line in Son of the Mask
No
*Nostalgia Critic*
"Actually I might have created a new fetish"
*Cats movie producer finishing snorting his 3rd line*
"Puuurrfectt."
Is it weird i imagined this in Tim Curry's voice?
That is impossible, the Cats movie producer must have snorted at least 8 lines.
Not really Critic, you've just become a furry
you missed a good if not perfect opportunity of making a boomer will live joke
I think he's gotten tired of that meme. Plus, it's reserved for dogs worth caring about. In this film, none are worth it.
true
+Crono I miss his memes
+Vdvgg Hdjd I do as well... Seems like he's gotten kinda bored of em...
+ThePapino134 if you remember his Christmas with the Kranks review, he talked a lot about his memes getting repetitive and tired. I think he tries to avoid using them now. although if he goes through and entire review of Batman V Superman without using his "A BAT CREDIT CARD!?!?!?!" meme, ill be disappointed.
Butch: "SON OF MY MOM."
Nostalgia Critic: *-_-*
Me: *laughs hysterically*
That line made me internally wince
So nostalgia critic temporarily became frisk from undertale?
@@noahblair3020 never mention
Couldn’t he have simply said “me”
I didn't get it at first. "Son of my mum?" What's that supposed to mean.
"What about one of those russian space dogs?"
*Weren't those left to die in space?*
No They Were Originally But Most Died Because Of Heating In The Shuttle Dehydrated Them Killing Them In The Atmosphere
God your pic is creepy 😱
+Frisk Moster lover Hi........
yes😉
+Clayton White
Why Would You Start Every Word With A Capital Letter? It Makes Your Comment Really Hard To Read.
I fuckin loved this growing up!
*NOW DESTROY IT FOR OUR AUDIO VISUAL ENTERTAINMENT*
YEAH!!!!
+Shayne McConnell Ahahahahaha! Ha! Nice sarcasm.
+Charlie Hinkley Okay this is when things get intteresting
Childhood: Besk movie evar! ^B^
3 days ago: OH MY JEASUS HOW COULD I LIKE THIS SHIT
+Charlie Hinkley Second one is better
+Charlie Hinkley at 2:09 that's the face that says I SHIT MYSELF
Regardless if this is a bad movie or not it's still my biggest guilty pleasure from my childhood
same
+Peter Loya I have the same guilty pleasure feelings with some bad kids movies, but instead of Cats & Dogs as a guilty pleasure, mine is the Spy Kids movies. I do not know why, I cannot explain it, I just enjoy them for some reason. Perhaps it is Antonio Banderas or how the third movie was in "3-D".
+StonnedFoxx same I still like the first and second for some reason.
same
+Peter Loya I think this movie is the PERFECT guilty pleasure. It's mine too.
You know.... he should do Cats and Dogs 2 Revenge of Kitty Galore at some point. I'm curious about what he'd say.....
I love these movies so much
And they are making a third film called paws United lol
]k
@@Mpritchard1995 I remember the trailer lol
Cats and dogs 3 already came out on dvd and digital
I always laugh at the Russian cat. It's so surreal hearing a deep voice - a Russian one at that - coming out of a fuzzy little cat.
In soviet Russia, hairball coughs you up
me too, upon my first viewing of the movie, i'd never thought that years later i'd adopt a cat that looks alot like it lol
I just realized that the main character, a male dog, is actually technically played by a female dog. Huh, I guess movies don't like showing dog penises to children even with a PG rating.
I also kind of wish the critic would review the sequel to this.
The funny thing is that at 12:12 he does have a penis, while at 13:35 no more, lol
+jakov de la vega even as a little kid I thought that looked terrible.
+catalog343 moment of silence
Dumb bitch.
"I want you to stay here!"
"why?"
"Because I hate you"
THUG LIFE!!!!!
Probably the only line I laughed at the whole movie
"This movie shouldn't exist"
- Person who loved the movie more
than anything as a kid
I saw this on the week it premiered, I knew it was trash back then and enjoyed it for the childish shlock it is.
@@lasarousi same I'm just a preteen but it's really childish and that is the only reason why I like it
I didn't know kids like you exist, but we all liked something awful from our childhood days.
@@Delightfully_Witchy yeah exactly, which si why the sentence before the comma is irrelevent. we all liked idiot things. i used to be a cringe retard gacha kid.
@@eageltheYTman as in "gacha force"? That game was great, there's no shame in that.
19:09, their heads would have only been pulled back by the g-force while accelerating. Once they got up to a constant speed, they would no longer experience any g-force and they would be able to sit up normally regardless of how fast they were going, like when you ride in a car or a plane.
We all know the movie people didn't know that, though.
It's not that uncommon to know that. It's perfectly plausible.
That is The Law of Physics And You re Right Their Heads would have only been pulled back by the g -force while accelerating.
i was thinking that as well
of course, it doesnt need to be that if it wasnt for the piece of glass in front of them
Dr Shaym thanks for ur comment asshat I got an ad
I actually had a cat, and a dog at the Same time, they were actually like friends...
My family have hade many cats and dogs through the years and it went fine
I have two cats and four dogs that live with each other just fine.
Ok......and?....
I have four dogs and 2 Cats and they all like each other
Ditto...I brough home a kitten I found in a dumpster, and I was afraid my dog would reject him, but he became protective of him. They are besties.
You should review the sequel Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
Tidy_ Toast I have it
Tidy_ Toast yes
A sequel?
@@Bloxed Surprisingly it's kind of better than the first one
@@gazember7179 Woah. Really?
Not gonna lie, I enjoyed the crap out of this movie... and I still chuckled at a lot of the scenes from this. Not ashamed.
Me neither. 😄
same 😆 especially the ending with the maid's sisters dressing up Tinkles, the big shaggy dog, and the russian cat saying "i think not baby puppy"
Cringe.
@@avremirine8986cringe asf
Has anyone noticed the main dog's gender changes a lot?😂
What?
Numerous canine actors play each dog. Some are calmer and better suited for close-ups, laying-down scenes and other quiet moments. Others are more talented at stunts (jumping up on something, running, climbing, etc...). But, yeah...each dog character usually has no less than 3 dogs playing it; many times, they're not all the same gender. They just all have to be well trained and look alike.
Yes, I noticed that
MW Roach
Excellent point! Another problem is that puppies only stay a certain specific size for a few weeks at most, meaning that a movie plot that only covers a few days’ time would be impossible as the original puppies used at the start would be larger or smaller in every scene. A movie normally takes well over a year to film and the scenes are rarely shot in order. So puppies are constantly being swapped out for newer, younger puppies to maintain that consistency. It also means that sometimes specific fur markings have to be painted on with makeup or edited in.
that's actually really interesting
The sports replay joke was one of my favorite jokes
Agreed
+Danny Kazari Why? It makes no sense!
Buc Whovian That's exactly why! It was so unexpected is all, haha
+Danny Kazari it's good that he is still experimenting.
Danny Kazari
That doesn't make it funny!
6:03 Hey, don't talk about Plank that way. He's a much better actor then this kid.
May we all remember the gift of Ed, Edd n Eddy
@@Lakyoliah You'd think that, but Plank gives much better performances.
the main villain should have been a pet rock
"I might have started a new fetish."
Haven't we all?
Green Storm I hear that😎
The creators of the 2005 version of charlie and the chocolate factort said this
i swear you and Tamra as bad parents need a sitcom
#parentsofallevilep1s1
What's sad about "Cats and Dogs" is that if they just made the film purely about Mr. Tinkles it would be the best movie of all time. Seriously, that cat fails to have a single bad scene in the entire film.
"Don't you wanna be a Russian Space Dog? You know, like the one who died... all alone... in the vast emptiness of space..."
This movie predict space buddies
@@samuelcutidaguero4861 more like it referenced the space wars when Russia sent a dog into space as a test subject and it died after a few hours from heat exhaustion
Hearing 'Ducktales, woo hoo' said in Jeff Goldblum's voice was hilarious.
PeanutBoy27 So perfect xD
PeanutBoy27 agreed
That was really great.
Best part of this whole video imo!!
"son of my mom" omg it's been like 10 years I finally understand that, not that I could even register that at my age.
Fuck, I loved this movie so much when I was younger.
Child Friendly Child I swear yeeee lol
"We are racist kitties if you please!" And now I'm dead from laughing
That lady and the tramp reference had me in pain of laughter 😂😂
I'd swear I hear it as "We are racicstese if you prease", but hearing "We are racist kitties if you please!" in my head is even funnier.
this is Kids Next Door meets Tom and Jerry?
how the hell do you make it unfunny?
iluvyurbles
Bad writing and lack of animation
iluvyurbles if it was written by Raja Gosenell
Like this.
Eagle In A Beanie Where there's a good idea, there's bound to be a special mix of idiots to screw it up.
Eagle In A Beanie god i love phoenix wright
Fixing this movie in a nutshell.
Add some actual humor, make no species the antagonist (maybe have the whole rivalry between cats and dogs be a contest for the affection of humans), and I agree with Critic, make it fully animated instead of adding actual animals and giving them that awkward CG lip-syncing.
It kinda bothers me how cats are always the villains in animal movies
You’ve obviously never had a cat.
@@MaCabaret but I've had a cat and
your right
It’s because the media is a dog person
@@MaCabaret
More like you never met or had a cat.
The second film has good cats
I was kind of hoping that lou would've said pizza time.
If you get the joke I congratulate you
"You're late. I'm not paying for those."
GOoOoO!!!
@@Hulkzilla0 always LeL
Pizza Parker
You’ll get your pizza time when you fix this damn door!!
this was my favourite movie when I was a kid
same
+Oblivious Ranga
Same. Was surprised that it is considered such bad movie actually.
+Oblivious Ranga Well, people whose favorite movie was 5th Element make things like Inception, and people whose favorite show was Ren and Stimpy make things like Deadpool. Or Cats and Dogs. Everyone is satisfied =D
RedGallardo
The problem is that this is movie for kids. Then highly synical person comes to watch it with intent to make show out of it, of course he will focus on every little detail while ignoring the fact that entire movie still holds together despite its many flaws.
Yeah, actually me too.
Gotta be honest...
"I want you to stay here."
"Why?"
"..Because I hate you."
That really made me laugh :D
This film to me is a guilty pleasure.
I hate to say it but yes
I loved this movie as a kid
The sequel is mine.
@@josephfox7068 Mine too. I don't like the first one, but like the second. That was hilarious. And I like the fact, the cats were not all evil. The first one was a little bit stereotypic. I hate when the media make "all" the cats look evil. (Sorry for my bad english) The russian cat was a good villain, but that's it.
get out
“I love to imagine Maguire in pain” Well I guess you have a reason to watch Spider-Man.
@Coconut Pal spider man
3:44 Does he...does he know what happened to the Russian space dogs?
Stocking Anarchy poor dog...
i though theey became marvel movie characters after being given telepathic powers by the collector
Stocking Anarchy oh god no .
Bordas Studios cats kill other animals for entertainment... Lol?
Bordas Studios
My Dog's killed at-least two birds just to use their bodies as a toy. Also, you're an idiot. Yeah, lets call the entire human race evil and that they all enjoy killing for entertainment, because some scientists in the middle of the cold war sacrificed a dog. Fucking moron.
Review 'Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore'.
Christmas World oh god please no no Noooooo!!!!
Questions and opinions Culp the sequel is actually better than the first
Fight me
Incanticle 666 and it's gonna be the last one in the franchise
At least unlike the land before time sequels they know when to quit
I always imagined that the cat in Stewart Little was this villain in his younger years....
Literally every problem in this movie can be solved by making it animated.
What about the kids acting?
;)
@@artslife4424 Even then covered up by animated expressions might work out
@@artslife4424Animate the kids
Rob's Jeff Goldblum is perfection.
I had to pause the video at "Ducktales, woo hoo" because I was laughing too hard.
No, it's so unconvincing it genuinely offends me with its badness.
i read that in golblum's voice.
Definitely Catherine His Ducktales was gold x)
"The Fly" joke was pretty funny.
holy carp, is that the Kazoo kid?
Kind of looks like him
No, the kazoo kid's name is Brett Ambler and he would of been 21 when this movie came out. You on Kazoo was released in 1989.
+Tristan Bear ummm I thinks joking mate -_-
+MonoLegion *I think he's joking mate **-_-*
+MonoLegion Ok.
Am I the only one who noticed that they've been swapping between male and female beagles through out the movie?
Oh my lord...
Why you lookin at its junk, weirdo?
+Travis Howell You can say that again...
I’m not gonna make fun of you for knowing this, but I would like to know WHY you know this.
i noticed the female beagle too, cause my childhood dog was a female beagle
The ref throwing the flag on Dougs jokes has to be one of my favorite bits so far
For all of you complaining about the movie being one sided the second movie (which I remember watching when I was younger) reveals that there are good cats and evil dogs, but it focuses on the good cats and dogs
And another thing for all you complaining about the movie being one-sided sometimes life is one-sided and dogs are better
@FuckYouAllToPieces i like muh good cars🤣🤣🤣
There's a second ducking cats and dogs movie?!
Good cars? Gee I didn't know cars were sentient beings in the movie!
@@FrancisR420 "Life is never one-sided, and dogs and cats are equal." would be a less stupid comment.
Oh no...I didn't think he would actually want to do this movie...I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!
same
+TheLastTrinityOmega me too ;n;
that is racist
+Castleman Reviews i mean, to be fair, both animals can be complete assholes XD, cats just usuually have a worse rap.
This movie is stupid, buts it's not horrendous awful, it's a guilty pleasure of mine, I hope he reviews the sequel, it would be hilarious!
i loved this movie as a kid.. now, just watching this video is good enough for the rest of my life
Same.
i would've liked it if they didn't overdo the cats as bad guys. Love cats.
same
Same :3
I love how the DVD gives you the option to choose sides. Then we get themed menus. Love the cat menu with the Russian cat welcoming you.
When I was a kid I forced my older relatives to go to this movie ,now I guess I feel the pain I caused 😂😂
I remember being P U M P E D for this movie when it first came out, and it only took me roughly 4-5 years(I recall being excited from trailers on cartoon network, and I was disgusted by it by the time I was old enough to have moved to another home so I know roughly how long the time-frame actually was) before I went to look at it again and though "echh! This movie is TERRIBLE!!!!"
Hell, even the phantom menace took kid me like 9 years to really figure out and go "holy shit some of that writing REALLY WAS THAT BAD!" This movie barely made half that lol
Next time I find a dead animal on the road I'm totally telling my friends
"It's a trick. Get an axe!"
I am in 10th grade
I was put in the dumb class because of absences
one of my classmates said
and I quote (on the subject of this movie):
"That's a really good movie"
In 10th grade
they said
that this was...
"a really good movie."
kill me now.
''Name any movie". "Okay Jaws". "That's a great movie"
What kind of f*cked up educative system do you guys have in the USA? Do they punish kids that have absences or bad notes with segregating them in to another class? WTF!
Axel Chicahuala Ferreyra I go to a private school, so they can do basically whatever they want.
TheDestructiveGiant Oh i see
10th grade? You mean, like high-school sophomores? Which I currently am? ... kms
Mr Tinkles basically tries to recreate the Black Plague but without anyone dying
True.
I'm annoyed that they keep switching out the main character from a Male to a Female puppy... for no apparent reason other than censors might not like a male dog getting his belly rubbed... I don't know if that makes things more or less perverted with that other dog... know what?
Another reason for it to be animated.
6:33 - Should've been "Ducktales Woo-Uhm-hoo"
Oh thank goodness Rob's Spot on Jeff Goldblum impression has returned to grace us all
+Danny Caracciolo I uh alWAYS look uh Forward to Rob's uh jeff uh GOLDbloom impression
Stephen Marco Byoutiful
+Danny Caracciolo I think it's pronounced b-uh-U-tiful- uh
It's not "Spot on" so much as "Backfiring into his nether region" in terms of accuracy
I legit said "Testicle chin" right before it was said in the video XD
Just like Thanos
Ball-chinnian
Peter Griffin has the best testicle chin
I remember watching this as a kid. I loved it because dogs where cute. Literally any dog movie (even if it’s bad) I always watched and loved. Still can’t see them as bad because of my childhood.
Am I the only one who actually laughed at the son of my mom bit?
sefflikefeff well too bad
Tomaž Golub i laughed at it because of how stupid it was
Starring *Alec Baldwin* as *A Son of a Bitch*.
Tomaž Golub I laughed at it
I smiled, I liked the joke
We need a review on the 1999 Animal Farm.
yes
+Levi Ackerman Oh please, no! I spent half my childhood having nightmares about that movie. I'm an insomniac now because this movie existed. Sure it's dumb now as a grown adult, but that movie is both terrifying and traumatizing when you're 7 years old with an overactive imagination.
+republicazi32 Is it? Honestly I thought it was pretty tame compared to some things.
+republicazi32 must've been pretty bad
Carl Bloke It was traumatizing, trust me.
The referee should've flagged him for overusing the joke about the kid being a terrible actor.
The referee scene is still my favorite NC joke ever.
Glad someone found it as funny as I did
Time for the sequel critic
There was a sequel?
+Dominic Cangemi Yep. Its a little better. Once again, the only thing good about it is the villian.
agreed
+Lochie “Metal Sonic” Basham Ask Bobsheaux to review it. He loves reviewing horrible sequels to bad movies, especially ones starring animal protagonists.
Mike J did that already.
Lol, NC thinks he came up with a new fetish
He doesn't realize furries have been around since the first anthropomorphic character
Anthropomorphic characters have been around since the earliest religions. Mesopotamia, Ancient Egypt, Indus River Valley -- all of them had anthro gods.
Tyler McNeeley no furries with a human face
*flashes somewhat censored image of a furry character with multiple breasts* Aww, he thinks his sexuality is unique based on that alone. That's just SO adorable.
Well,he did make the
"Finding out you've lost your first born child while getting the world's greatest vibrator shoved into you" Fetish
I fucking love Tamara's smoker mom character. Cracks me up every time
Mr. Tinkle: (Tries to freaking shoot a child and his parents, but instead lights the room on fire). "Oh. I'm quite clever."
That cat had way more menace than you'd expect from this film.
That horrible moment when you realize there’s a sequel
I refused to believe that
And it has a Silence of The Lambs reference in it. Doug is gonna tear it to shreds in thew review for that alone.
I musta blocked that movie from my mind.
@@Go4Bro It doesn't help that the original came out in 2001 and the sequel in 2010. That seems like a stretch to me.
@@101Volts makes you wonder who was asking for a sequel. The only thing I remember about it is the silence of the lambs joke
Is that Kazoo Kid?
YE-OUCH!
You know what? I think we're gonna be friends.
"Wow! The land of make believe!"
+Otter of Toast SPECIAL FRIENDS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yourmoms sphagetti BEST friends :D
I remember this movie being called Cats vs Dogs.
Anyone else?
RezMect HS mandala effect
I remember it, too!
RezMect HS Me! I did! Thank God I'm not the only one who remembered it that way!
Me too
That ‘ Russian space dog ‘ thing the puppy wanted to be is basically him saying he wants to be taken off from the streets, placed in space all alone, and die. ;-;
The guy who directed "Son Of The Mask" and "Cats & Dogs" graduated from Harvard's film school. O_O
Just saying.
WWWWWWHAT!? 😲
+TrueBlueProductions My mistake, Lawrence Guterman attended Harvard for his undergrad in physics.
And then he went to University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts for his Masters degree in animation.
I feel embarrassed for not fact-checking my previous statement.
At least you corrected it :D
Son of the Mask was a bad movie I suppose
Agent of Chaos 4/20ing it
Why are cats always the badguys in movies? Execept Aristocats , Oilver and company and Peter No tail , I have not seen one movie with good cats in them. :/
I love cats so I think they should have more movies where they can be nice and awsome!
I never got why cats are always the bad guys either. I love cats and it always pissed me off that they had to be the villains in many other movies. Besides the movies you pointed out, I haven't seen a movie where they are good. Oh I almost forgot, that pound puppy movie Doug critiqued, the cats were good.
Because cats are evil and vicious. Pet a dog and it'll love you for life. Pet a cat and it'll try to scratch your eyes out.
Cats are symbolic for women, so gay cartoon makers and movie maker always portray cats as evil. This stems from a deep rooted hate for women because they want to be women.
I'm a cat person.....I'm sad now
+Joshua ...
Wow, I can't believe he didn't like deadpool. Unsubscribing.
Same
MultiCool55 *woosh*
+MultiCool55 You didn't finish the video before saying that, did you?
Joe Cammaroto Ok, i didn't finish the video while responding to that, but I see a lot of that kind of stuff on the internet all the time. So sorry for the quick reaction.
MultiCool55 It's fine, I just found it kind of funny,
God even as a 10 year old I remember cringing at that kid's acting
Why are cats always the villain ?? :(
Hannah Burris I just assume it's because of the "villain in a big chair petting the cat" cliché
Hannah Burris Because they're Evil.
disneydork100 lol
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England 1st. why is your name so long?
2cd. cats are not evil.
I guess it's because demographics perceive cats' and dogs' personalities to be dissimilar, cats are lethargic and deceitful, dogs are optimistic and outgoing, idk.
This has got to be your best review yet! Way to go Doug!
The panting part was priceless. Lol i didn't realize that just now. Thank you for ruining my childhood.
Nope it fucking sucked
@@dannyboi451 stfu dannyboi douge be spittin facts
Hey Critic, do you think you could do some reviews on the Bionicle movies? It would be interesting to hear your opinion, at the very least.
YESSSS
+MetalSonicReject omg yes!! bionicle was my childhood in a nutshell
Brilliant idea! Bionicle is my favorite story, and would like to hear the Critic's thoughts of the movies! Michael Dorn is in the fourth movie, so I think the Critic should review the movies!
Nostalgia Critic!
Review the Bionicle movies! The stories are great!
+MetalSonicReject hahah that would be interesting!!
There's a new series on Netflix
Maybe you should review G-force
Y E S !(I know this comment is 2 years old but I still want the video)
There are cats. There are dogs. AMPERSANDS ARE NOT ANIMALS
&
wait, that isn't an animal?
+Scott Sandler what about Ampersand from Y the Last Man?
Aziz Woodward Yand is the Last Man
I don't know, looks like they could be sleeping snakes to me.
+Scott Sandler we are animal
I hate it when people claim that cats don't love you, my cat definitely loves me. She rubs against my legs, purrs like a motorbike, gives me cat kisses by blinking her eyes, twitches the end of her tail and tries to jump on me in the night and nuzzle my face w
Yes, I have a cat and he's a lovebug. I wish more people realized that cats are actually loving pets.
Honestly , what the hell. Who ever says cats don't love you is an idiot. They're living, breathing creatures who want affection too. What idiot started the whole, cats don't love you as much as dogs.
Same with my cat she's my adorable little drop of sunshine.
did not remember the cgi being that bad
same
Because at the time it wasn't that bad. But it's the kind that doesn't age well.
same
better than birdemic
The CGI was good for it's time back in 2001. But compared to growth CGI has had since then, it's age is shown big time
This is the kind of movie you enjoy while really high.
"I want you to stay here."
"Why?"
"Because I hate you."
This is my favorite comedic exchange ever.
Spider-Man and the boss baby in the same movie huh? Well, I'm speechless.
Joji Maguire and Baldwin who were both in this film were also both in that film
@@TIGER-xk4gk Welcome to the joke.
you know I remember watching this movie in pre-k. I remember it being a bit less stupid, but guess not.
Everything seems less stupid before the fifth grade. I was addicted to Serendipity until I was 7, and I really only stopped because I lost the tape.
My sister loved this movie and made me watch it sooo many times. I almost managed to convince myself it was all just a fever dream. Then I saw this review
Why does the puppy sound like an adult at the beginning? Shouldn't he have a kid voice?
Blue Flare dog years I guess
Blue Flare because casting is dumb
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Aiden DeJong bone
then again, why do some kids in cartons sound like adults? (Dipper in Gravity Falls)
Half the time Lou is a girl
World's Fastest Sunrise? Ok, That was actually funny.
As a kid i would rewatch this movie over and over and over. It was good to me
Is it bad that I did laugh? 21:35
+Darth Sader Nope. I found it funny
Nope.:-)
+Darth Sader
no, it's so bad it's kind of funny.
no ragrets
+Darth Sader no
When will the Nostalgia Critic review Kangaroo Jack?
WHEN?!?!
Good question.
+Jupiter9099 around the time somebody watches it.
+Jupiter9099 why not kangaroo jack the animated movie?
+ffejpsycho If bad movies didn't get watched, nobody would know about the Star Wars Life Day Special.
You guys like hot dogs, right?
Oh
I don't get it...
+Markus “ɠгєคt Ŧเɠคгเค” Van Kresgovich it's from The Happening.
+Travis Likes Movies "What? No!"
+Marco Hidalgo Toxin?
Why you eyeing my lemon drink?
"Open your world domination pamphlets to page 3" - Cats and Dogs, then "Alright everyone, it's time to open up our handbooks to page 3 London explodes and crack battle vampires" - Hellsing Ultimate. I swear there has to be a connection here, I just know it
Did anyone notice that they use different dogs for some scenes and they didn't even bother to make sure that they were the same gender?
+Froaklies For real?
yeah!
What do you mean by that?
+Froaklies Yep, I was about to comment on the tummy scratching scene lol.
+Josh Milligan In some scenes the dog has a clearly visible penis, and in others there is a bald patch where her breasts are.
"When Jeff was sniffing Lou",what was Goblum smoking?
I want this to be remade as an animated movie with a competent studio and a good director. As goofy as the concept is, I want to see one done properly.
+Fenrir I want to do something like that.
Nostalgia critic: "And there's a uh from his biography Uh-Uh." Oh my God lmao! 😂😂😂