The actors just go inside a booth and read their lines and go away. They don't have access to the files. I bet it was just one of the animators or the editor that did it
For anyone interested, the reason the film looks THIS bad is because they're using assets that they originally had no intention on seeing the light of day. These are called "animatics" and are placeholder models, textures, sfx, etc. that are inserted to get a sense of what the scene will look like before the finished assets are done. It's common industry practice. The final assets are what were stolen in the burglary of the film, so rather than sink twice the projected budget into the film, which had grown grossly over budget trying to get licences for its characters, they opted instead to release it with the animations only as a sort of "lost piece of film history". The result is like taking a souffle out of the oven too early. It maintains its shape just long enough for you to recognize what it is before completely collapsing in on itself and becoming an inedible mesh
@@theanswerisa3758 No problem, glad you found it helpful. Yeah, essentially this is the equivalent like if Aladin had been stolen so instead of re-doing all the animation they just used story board images to tell the story picture book style lol. No studio would ever receive dailies that look like THIS and keep funding the project as much as they were giving it. The original movie probably looked about on part with your average Dreamworks movie of the time and that was the footage that was getting funding. Honestly I'm hoping some day someone will find the old footage, I'd be curious to see the final product's art design in comparison.
@@gappystan4life376 you can actually find an early trailer of the film on youtube. The animation isn't great, even for the time, but it's LEAGUES better than this garbage. It's sort of a shame that this is how it ended up cause even though it would've been a terrible movie regardless, it wouldn't have been an abomination like this if all things had gone as planned lol
So, what the fuck is with the theft of the film? I know you say the models and such were taken, was it the actual models themselves or was it more of a close-to-final-edit of the movie? I feel like there's an entire subplot of mismanagement and sabotage here and I desperately want to know the story.
Honestly, the fact that Dex is so in love with the catgirl that he's willing to poison himself with her product that's incredibly toxic to dogs is unintentionally beautiful writing
"Am I threatening you? Are you threatening me? Who's the threat here?" One of my favorite lines. Like, I want to hear it used in a movie at some point.
Fun fact: I had the dvd of this movie and watched it religiously almost every single day, I have no clue where I even got it but I remember loving it for some dystopian reason
I think it's the sign of a chaotic mind. Much like how I used to watch barbie movies, that now give me nightmares every time I see the models they used at the time.
It’s nice to have diversity in film. Especially in this movie, where we have a main character who’s slowly dying of kidney failure and a squirrel with epilepsy.
For those commenting about the dog eating raisins: yes, raisins are poisonous to dogs. I'm guessing the intent was to create an allusion to film noir detectives who smoke cigarettes.
@alex purple I agree that would be a more solid allusion visually. However, this movie is an over-budget train wreck, so all obvious logic went out the window.
That’s a little *too* smart for this “film”..... they spent too much on little fun creature features like this & forgot to have a functioning plot or movie....
Fun Fact: This wasn’t the first time Charlie Sheen had voiced a dog protagonist in an animated movie. He actually first voiced Charlie Barkin in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, as well as voicing Charlie in the animated series.
I like how even after over 2 years there are still people commenting on this video like it came out yesterday. Seeing that makes me have hope for the human mental condition. Like 2 people from different times laughing together.
Then when they discover where the dog is from, they’re gonna watch the movie, be disgusted, and then throw the locket away again. And then the cycle shall repeat.
Gonna add to all of the fun facts so far: the animations are insanely active because Charlie Sheen did the motion capture for most, if not all, of the characters. He was coked out of his mind and the motion capture process they'd set up was extremely primitive, even for the time and despite the budget, so he was asked to over-exaggerate his movements even MORE than they already were in order to make sure they were captured. I would give absolutely everything I own to see footage of those motion capture sessions, ngl.
@@SQUIDWORD15Bruh, this isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Charlie Sheen was a HUGE drug addict and crazy sob. Bro has some of the wackiest interviews ever.
@@zonalspore True, true, but we have evidence of there being many motion capture performers (even an actual contortionist for Cheazel Weasel) so it leads me to believe the OP is misinformed
That the real problem for me. Some of those lines or jokes seemed pretty alright. And the actors were all pretty famous. This could have become a really good movie. Or at least standart.
@@mastercrow4213 I can agree on that. If the animation was a lot better, it could have been quite decent. But instead, they rushed with the animation, which makes it really unenjoyable.
3:17: Did they just put in a rip-off of Mushu? 3:26: That elephant was HIDEOUS! 3:29: So the frog's entire joke was a fart joke. 4:13: Are Fat Cat's minions meant to be naked mole rats? Also, why is Fat Cat a rat? 5:16: Daredevil Dan: Looks less like a squirrel made from chocolate and more like a monkey/squirrel hybrid made from human excrement. Also, he speaks like what TV Tropes would call a "jive turkey". 5:50: EWWWWWWW!!!!! 8:14: Ok, if you're familiar with Peter Lorre, you're gonna hate this movie even further when you find out who Shit Weasel is meant to be a parody of. 8:37: Is it me, or do it find it hilarious Shit Weasel looks like Duke Weaselton from Zootopia? To be fair, Zootopia is 1,000,000X better than this movie (and it came much later). 8:51: A flying dodo with boobs? Who is this meant to be, a rip-off of Toucan Sam or Sonny the Cuckoo? 9:11: Unfortunately, yes. Those are the California Raisins. 9:12: Charlie the Tuna looks more like a killer whale in this movie. 10:00: Good God, these Keebler elves look-alikes look more like rejected Christmas elves! 10:13: Again, Hilary Duff was 15! 10:21: This is Chiquita Banana? Oh wait, this is actually her rip-off, Lola Fruitola 11:43: Is this an acid trip? 12:42: OK, is it me, or does General X look like a Reptilian alien? Did David Icke fund this movie? 13:05: Apparently, Exobytes look like rejected Predacons from Beast Wars. 13:24: Oh my God, the "real world" people look even more disgusting than the mascots! 13:50: Not sure if he's unfunny or just plain offensive. 15:16: The moral? Beautiful = good, ugly = evil 16:05: Also, WHY DID THEY INCLUDE HILARY DUFF? SHE WAS A MINOR BACK THEN!
@@MarauderYT while true about the animation, the jokes are subjective. And the animation, while being better than pokemon sword and shield, it still isnt good
JonTron is one of the only channels that if you didn't look at the date it was posted you would have no clue it was -six- nine years old Edit: Why is this suddenly getting so much attention? Lmao I fixed the number too
"Am I dead yet?" If you're asking, probably not. You may feel dead, but this movie doesn't actually kill people. It tortures them until they beg for death
Holy shit, I just did some research and apparently the Poop Rat was voiced by none other than the director of Food Fight himself, this is a huge revelation
boorelius Thank you, I know what the word means. It just seemed like persecuting would been a better fit and I thought maybe he got the words mixed up.
6:34 After 9 years I think I finally figured out this joke: Originally called _“Ikes”_ as in _“Icons”_ Jon says he’s calling them _“Jacks”_ Opposite of “on” is “off” *_”Jackoffs”_* He’s calling them jackoffs.
The way the film is animated it looks like they used motion capture but the actors had 3 pounds of cocaine. Edit: dardevil Dan's motion capture actor was on 10 pounds of cocaine.
The original animation (before it was stolen,) had a kind of Looney Tunes vibe to it. When it came to re-animating the movie, some genius apparently decided that a great new way to capture that style would be *motion capture.*
That got a big chuckle out of that line, it was VERY clever actually! I wish I had started watching this channel before the Flex Seal video! What's the rumor about Jon, that he offended some SJW's? He isn't exactly coming off as some bad person, his jokes are pretty funny and I honestly don't see any "side" of his. Seems like he doesn't like either side like myself..
+Epic Manky Or maybe the movie might have been good, but because they had to start over, it turned into THIS. Maybe he was the one who made THIS HAPPEN
What if after all of our oceans are dry and humanity is completely extinct, extraterrestrials come to Earth, and that locket is the only thing left of our civilization?
***** They'd probably assume that that loveable rogue was a prime example of the past civilization, and then promptly leave, being so afraid of what came before.
So fun fact about Charlie Sheen: My father is a paramedic in the city LAFD and knows a couple of guys stationed in Beverly Hills. They go on calls where Charlie Sheen ODs on crack and basically revive him once a month. Every time they go on a call he buys their station the most expensive gym/luxury equipment as a thank-you for not letting him die
I think the vampire "guy"(?) was supposed to be Count Chocula, but the producers lost the rights during the production (or after the footage being stolen) so they invented a fictional character.
Watching this again after seeing the "Rotten" documentary. The story about the footage being stolen was a lie; the director used it as an excuse for why the switch to Mo-Cap made the film take so long to come out. Said director was a real shitty person, too. Mistreating his employees and forcing them to redo work on a whim, while not knowing anything about the animation process (not even thinking storyboarding was that important), and overall being a perverted creep. His favorite character in the film is the "Poop Rat".
Reminds me of Cookie ☆, director promising a big budged film and using it to make a low effort shitty project that's actual purpose was to be a perv and take the money for himself
May I advise a good animation movie. It has Mark Hamill as a voice actor, so you know it's gotta be good. The name is Wolf Tracer Island. For a more christian movie: Joshua and the promised land. It's an animated movie about the Exodus with Mozes. It's like a follow up to the Prince of Egypt. Have fun. Your existential crisis will be over in no time.
"You know I wanna make a comment here but I'm genuinely worried he might have a disability" Said so genuinely and yet it manages to be a burn all on its own
So I just realized that Dex having a thing for raisins is a very shitty plot device. Mostly because grapes and therefore raisins are toxic to dogs. Hope there were no kids with dogs that were unfortunate enough to have seen this.
Cries? More like... Drips, melts, anything but crying, it doesn't even sound like that, crying is what the people that bought tickets to this movie did. Thankfully, not many did.
This is like a combination of The Emoji Movie and Sausage Party but with worse animation than the Emoji Movie and a worse story than Sausage Party. Shrek came out in 2001 with better animation and a lower budget (60 million)
GuilelessDragon To be fair the film could have originally been animated well and the script being better, considering it was stolen and as pointed out in the video it could be highly possible that they ran this piece of shit out to get a return of the money that was lost from the original being stolen.
Hahaha! Actually they are different, but you probably can't tell them apart from each other when viewed from TH-cam. Although if anyone is able to track down the origins of my picture I'd be pretty happy; especially because no one has been able to do that in the seven plus years I've kept it across multiple accounts and places. Anyways thanks for the interesting observation my friend, even if they aren't really the same it was still pretty interesting. Ciao'!
Don't worry, you're not the first to do such a thing. No one really has the time or cares enough to look into some guy's random profile pic. Even so, knowing the picture's origin doesn't necessarily mean you know why it's important to me. That secret is one which can't be found with a simple google search.
I actually found a whole wiki of what had remained of the original version. They were mainly animation reels that featured various works from people who also worked on this movie, but the quality of the animations and models is drastically different from the ones in the remade version. The animations originally were a lot more cartoonish, and attention to detail was better. There was actually a pretty decent effort put into the original. Not sure if the original would have been successful either, but looking at what remains of it, it definitely seems like it would have done a bit better.
The film was probably stolen by one of the actors/actresses who didn’t want their career destroyed
I support this theory.
The actors just go inside a booth and read their lines and go away. They don't have access to the files. I bet it was just one of the animators or the editor that did it
@@darthsidious6380 Me too.
@@Nicknyamka don't be a wiseass
legit probably
For anyone interested, the reason the film looks THIS bad is because they're using assets that they originally had no intention on seeing the light of day. These are called "animatics" and are placeholder models, textures, sfx, etc. that are inserted to get a sense of what the scene will look like before the finished assets are done. It's common industry practice. The final assets are what were stolen in the burglary of the film, so rather than sink twice the projected budget into the film, which had grown grossly over budget trying to get licences for its characters, they opted instead to release it with the animations only as a sort of "lost piece of film history". The result is like taking a souffle out of the oven too early. It maintains its shape just long enough for you to recognize what it is before completely collapsing in on itself and becoming an inedible mesh
This makes EVERYTHING make more sense, holy frick. Thank you.
@@theanswerisa3758 No problem, glad you found it helpful. Yeah, essentially this is the equivalent like if Aladin had been stolen so instead of re-doing all the animation they just used story board images to tell the story picture book style lol. No studio would ever receive dailies that look like THIS and keep funding the project as much as they were giving it. The original movie probably looked about on part with your average Dreamworks movie of the time and that was the footage that was getting funding. Honestly I'm hoping some day someone will find the old footage, I'd be curious to see the final product's art design in comparison.
Wow. You are very smart. Thank you
@@gappystan4life376 you can actually find an early trailer of the film on youtube. The animation isn't great, even for the time, but it's LEAGUES better than this garbage. It's sort of a shame that this is how it ended up cause even though it would've been a terrible movie regardless, it wouldn't have been an abomination like this if all things had gone as planned lol
So, what the fuck is with the theft of the film? I know you say the models and such were taken, was it the actual models themselves or was it more of a close-to-final-edit of the movie? I feel like there's an entire subplot of mismanagement and sabotage here and I desperately want to know the story.
This film's budget was $65M
*Where'd the other $64,999,999 go?*
Eliya Drugs... and hookers...
Daniel 28893 all Charlie's no doubt! Selfish prick
Charlie sheen
bold of you to assume they even used a million for this film...
Eliya the movie probably was good until they had to restart, most of it probably went towards the voice actors
Honestly, the fact that Dex is so in love with the catgirl that he's willing to poison himself with her product that's incredibly toxic to dogs is unintentionally beautiful writing
The funniest part is that raisins are also incredibly toxic to cats. I'm not sure what this says about Sunshine, but it definitely says _something._
I KNEW IT, IT'S A SUICIDE PACT@@error-try-again-later
Also the film is incredibly toxic to humans
@@jdlamb4212 Well, that goes without saying
I too, eat my wife's cooking
"Dog? Raisins? Don't see anything wrong with that."
Fun Fact: Grapes, and by proxy raisins, are actually toxic to dogs.
It Will release its pain
So this dog eating raisin is like a person taking a smoke?
Oop, how many to hurt them
@@keeyandameen1688 think its more along the lines of popping cyanide pills like they’re tictacs
@@keeyandameen1688 You know, if you think about it that way, that's almost smart.
15:26 if that’s the moral of the story, shouldn’t all the characters lose
Yeah
Now that’s a lot of damage!!
Wait, characters in this movie...WON?
@@jjb1908 i was making a joke about the movie's overall quality, including the story. Not to mention the box office.
Sick burn lol
"Am I threatening you? Are you threatening me? Who's the threat here?" One of my favorite lines. Like, I want to hear it used in a movie at some point.
Mnemonic_Horse I'm the 100th liker!
Mnemonic_Horse my fav is BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER
Mnemonic_Horse AM I DEAD YET
'Also, she's a Nazis and a Star Wars.'
Sounds like a Kevin Hart line
Fun fact: I had the dvd of this movie and watched it religiously almost every single day, I have no clue where I even got it but I remember loving it for some dystopian reason
The product placement got you good huh?
I was 4 years old when this movie came out, I never actually saw it but even back then I would have found this awfully rendered.
I think it's the sign of a chaotic mind.
Much like how I used to watch barbie movies, that now give me nightmares every time I see the models they used at the time.
@@Tree_e888 This movie came out in 2012 after 9 years in development hell. - A message from His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Kaiser Wilhelm der Große.
I seen it once I oddly l8ked it
That "what the f***?" Was so comedically placed it caught me off guard lmao
What the fudge
Now im having doubs if this was supposed to be a childs movie
@@oscardeleon6868 its not a cuss word its just says fuck
wait he actually said that?
Yea , wasn't expecting that one in a movie of weirdly animated product mascots............
Fun fact: raisins are poisonous to dogs. It's a good thing this movie bombed
It's kind of strange how many foods are poisonous to those critters.
@@SeenAGreatLight Not really. They've got tons of health problems from generations of being bred for specific traits.
Dex should've died, and Sunshine Raisin should've been revealed as the villain who deliberately poisoned him.
They’re even more poisonious then chocolate to dogs.
I was going down to the comments to see if anyone said this lol
Imagine finding that locket. Washed up on some beach on Bermuda
I mean I would take it home
I would love to see the visible confusion on whomever found it’s face.
Throw it and run in the other direction
I would certainly be confused
I actually found it
I then burnt it
This guy has literally the MOST iconic lines on TH-cam.
he sounds like Nathan Lane
Like, "Is that… is that a pooprat!?"
I still reference the sarcophagus line in every day conversation
WE GOT ONE WE GOT ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
It's not very quotable, but I absolutely die when he says, "that is essential to understanding the central concepts of this film" 😂
It’s nice to have diversity in film. Especially in this movie, where we have a main character who’s slowly dying of kidney failure and a squirrel with epilepsy.
And crazy furry blind girls
Ah, ah I am so happy I found this comment, thanks for the laughs.
This sounds like an actual thing he would say
Unfortunately, watching this movie will give you seizures whether you have epilepsy or not.
God dammit, my baby is sleeping in the same room I'm watching this, and you dare to make such a hilarious comment
Jacques saying "it was cool though" is the cutest thing ever
that was so adorable (no joke)
Facts
I wonder what happened to Jacques.
Poke Hunter do you even watch his vids?
Whamboy yes, though not in the right order, so I don’t really know the whole story behind what happened.
For those commenting about the dog eating raisins: yes, raisins are poisonous to dogs. I'm guessing the intent was to create an allusion to film noir detectives who smoke cigarettes.
Oh that's clever
If that was the intent, why not have him chew on sticks or bones like one would smoke a cigarette
@alex purple I agree that would be a more solid allusion visually.
However, this movie is an over-budget train wreck, so all obvious logic went out the window.
@@silverselkie1692 Since cigarettes are hazardous to people's health I guess
That’s a little *too* smart for this “film”..... they spent too much on little fun creature features like this & forgot to have a functioning plot or movie....
"but enough about me, let's kill you" is honestly too good a line for this nuclear meltdown of a movie.
the joker used it once i believe
DBZ abridged referenced it as well
Fun Fact: This wasn’t the first time Charlie Sheen had voiced a dog protagonist in an animated movie. He actually first voiced Charlie Barkin in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, as well as voicing Charlie in the animated series.
Charlie was played by the late Burt Reynolds
Jonathon Parzyck Until the second movie, where he was replaced by Sheen
And there's a difference. All Dogs go to Heaven 2 was a good or may I say great film, while Foodfight is a piece of shit
He voiced him in 2, not the animated series.
Kind of a shame that Gordon Freeman died in that movie
Sunshine looks like a modded sims character.
Jack Frost
No joke, it’s actually a stolen model from a free online model shop...
She looks like Elise from Sonic 06
@@georgeliu6261 Im not the least bit surprised.
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's soooooo fucking true
She a cross between a fury and a sim
“Yeah! Ugly people never win” that hits me a bit to hard
Do you never win or are you ugly? Btw I’m not trying to insult.
You are Za worldo you can't be ugly ✨
The Keeper Of Secrets bit of both
I’m willing to bet you’re a fucking ladykiller bro. Be confident. Even if you’re not, just fake it. Best of luck. 👌🏻
I would like but it's at 69
IT took me 7 years to realise that the "hot or not" app wasn't just a gag made up by jon
WAIT WHAT?
Wait
wot do u mean
Yes its actually a sponsor, check the description
@@Florescentia02 also at the very very end of the vid
WHAT?!
Foodfight is what we worried the Lego Movie would be.
Instead that movie was kinda good
@@project8813 true true
Tje diferences is that lego movie had better animation, a great message and good original caracters
Oscar De Leon characters*
Lego Batman was good too. The rest were eh.
Toy Story came out on November 22nd, 1995, making it the first 3-D animated film ever, and looks 10 times better than this.
@@alfredtheanimatorillustrator make that 9 billion times better
@@justinwinters2993 make that 9,000,000,001 times better
ur profile pic
Guys you got it all wrong it was to infinity and beyond better than this piece of shit movie
Much!
I like how even after over 2 years there are still people commenting on this video like it came out yesterday. Seeing that makes me have hope for the human mental condition. Like 2 people from different times laughing together.
Like me Who literaly watched the video for the first time
Check the date, it hasn't been 2 years. It's been 6 years. 6 FUCKING YEARS. I have never felt older.
*Oh god.*
Yeeeeeeeee boiiii
Same brother. TH-cam is dead as fuck since Jon stopped uploading as much as he use to.
only took me 8 years to realize the grappling hook dex uses is made out of kitchen utensils.
The orange-ish color in the entire film makes me really uncomfortable for some reason.
Says the fellow with the orange profile pic...
Get used to it, Donald Trump is the new president.
Charlie F lol it's the stock picture
TheJacobShapiro donald trump is offended
TheJacobShapiro nah ah, dont wanna hear excuses young boy
Somebody is gonna find that locket and be really confused one day ._.
Then when they discover where the dog is from, they’re gonna watch the movie, be disgusted, and then throw the locket away again.
And then the cycle shall repeat.
ShadowDragonGamer 476 *spoopy-*
@@Void_Echoes It's a Jumanji-style curse.
guinealover6674 !!!
yep
@@guinealover6674 Nah, at least Jumanji has the sense to let you die after putting you through such agony when you lose.
war, war never changes.
+Big Boss METAL.......GEAR.....
+Rex Mason
So did every Fallout war hero ever
War has changed.......lol
danny dircio well it's possible
+JoyousUnicornGaming WEW Fallout 4!
Gonna add to all of the fun facts so far: the animations are insanely active because Charlie Sheen did the motion capture for most, if not all, of the characters. He was coked out of his mind and the motion capture process they'd set up was extremely primitive, even for the time and despite the budget, so he was asked to over-exaggerate his movements even MORE than they already were in order to make sure they were captured. I would give absolutely everything I own to see footage of those motion capture sessions, ngl.
I doubt that
@@SQUIDWORD15Bruh, this isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Charlie Sheen was a HUGE drug addict and crazy sob. Bro has some of the wackiest interviews ever.
@@zonalspore True, true, but we have evidence of there being many motion capture performers (even an actual contortionist for Cheazel Weasel) so it leads me to believe the OP is misinformed
@@SQUIDWORD15 oh he’s hella misinformed. Dude just made all of it the F up
Why spread lies about this dumb movie?
When he said "if I had raisin for every time blah blah blah" it reminded me that raisins are lethal to dogs, thus proving the dog was suicidal.
No it's is like a person smoking
Not fatal, just toxic
The dosage is what matters, if I eat a shit ton of raisins I will die.Humans have a higher tolerance
I would be too if I was in this crap
He just likes to have a nice rasin to calm his nerves its fiiiiine
To be fair, the “Enough about me, let’s kill you!” Line Is pretty solid
That the real problem for me. Some of those lines or jokes seemed pretty alright. And the actors were all pretty famous. This could have become a really good movie. Or at least standart.
The execution of it was just terrible
@@mastercrow4213 I can agree on that. If the animation was a lot better, it could have been quite decent. But instead, they rushed with the animation, which makes it really unenjoyable.
@Andy Gygi Yeah, pretty much.
there was an audio cut halfway through the line so it couldve been better
Budget: $65 million
Box office: $73,706
ouch
I know right? Soon as I saw that I just felt that "OOOF"
Tiny profit?
@@luisitobardajibenitez8013 No profit
Luisito Bardaji Benitez negative profit
@@ikesc1101 they made 73 million and spent 65 million, that has to be a profit
Fun fact: Hilary Duff was 15 when she recorded her lines for Sunshine Goodness in this movie. Charlie Sheen (Dex Dogtective) was 37.
3:17: Did they just put in a rip-off of Mushu?
3:26: That elephant was HIDEOUS!
3:29: So the frog's entire joke was a fart joke.
4:13: Are Fat Cat's minions meant to be naked mole rats? Also, why is Fat Cat a rat?
5:16: Daredevil Dan: Looks less like a squirrel made from chocolate and more like a monkey/squirrel hybrid made from human excrement. Also, he speaks like what TV Tropes would call a "jive turkey".
5:50: EWWWWWWW!!!!!
8:14: Ok, if you're familiar with Peter Lorre, you're gonna hate this movie even further when you find out who Shit Weasel is meant to be a parody of.
8:37: Is it me, or do it find it hilarious Shit Weasel looks like Duke Weaselton from Zootopia? To be fair, Zootopia is 1,000,000X better than this movie (and it came much later).
8:51: A flying dodo with boobs? Who is this meant to be, a rip-off of Toucan Sam or Sonny the Cuckoo?
9:11: Unfortunately, yes. Those are the California Raisins.
9:12: Charlie the Tuna looks more like a killer whale in this movie.
10:00: Good God, these Keebler elves look-alikes look more like rejected Christmas elves!
10:13: Again, Hilary Duff was 15!
10:21: This is Chiquita Banana? Oh wait, this is actually her rip-off, Lola Fruitola
11:43: Is this an acid trip?
12:42: OK, is it me, or does General X look like a Reptilian alien? Did David Icke fund this movie?
13:05: Apparently, Exobytes look like rejected Predacons from Beast Wars.
13:24: Oh my God, the "real world" people look even more disgusting than the mascots!
13:50: Not sure if he's unfunny or just plain offensive.
15:16: The moral? Beautiful = good, ugly = evil
16:05: Also, WHY DID THEY INCLUDE HILARY DUFF? SHE WAS A MINOR BACK THEN!
Now that's just weird.
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Fat Cat's full name is Fat Cat Burglar, named because he kidnaps cats.
that just makes the fucking raisins line even worse
That's Pedowood for you.
8:17 probably my favourite reaction from jontron ever
XD is that a *beep* poop rat. XD
Bad touch, bad touch! STRANGER DANGER!
He missed the shit weasel reference from Dreamcatcher.
Literally no joke when I was watching that part happened a second after I read this.
8:40*
Someone’s gonna find that locket in 30 years, open it up and be like “what the fuck is this horror bull shit”
They'll be sleeping, wake up, look at the corner of their room and see Dex standing in the corner
Dex with then suffocate them with raisins.
Oh that's a nice reference
it'll take one million year.
Its not a movie. Its a very long video game cutscene from 1999.
DeathlyBioShock 1970 actully
space invaders - the movie.
It's longer than MGS4 cutscenes combined.
Don't insult video Games cutscenes from 1999 like that.
5:13 Keep in mind, this was the same actor who voiced King Dice from Netflix’s “The Cuphead Show.”
no fucking way
@td_is_infinite667 yeah Wayne Brady is actually a good Voive Actor but.... this movie is so garbage it makes everyone in to look worse by proxy
Plot twist, the stolen footage was turned into Sausage Party
At least Sausage Party doesn’t look like vomit placed in 3D animation software, it has a couple of decent jokes
@@MarauderYT while true about the animation, the jokes are subjective.
And the animation, while being better than pokemon sword and shield, it still isnt good
Cleo King saying something has better animation than sword and shield isn’t saying much
@@femmefuntime you right
Still better than Tij
JonTron is one of the only channels that if you didn't look at the date it was posted you would have no clue it was -six- nine years old
Edit: Why is this suddenly getting so much attention? Lmao I fixed the number too
10:50
Sevn years now
all his videos are timeless
Sam o’nella academy is annother
Lol I didn’t even know
13:54 Ary you chocolate? Are you made of chocolate?
*REAaLLyY?*
*BAD TOUCH*
*PERVERTED BAT PERSON WHO IS TURNED ON BY CHOCOLATE*
*THAT IS SO... SWEET*
That "really" tells a very clear message. And that message is that you're going to end up on that guy's fridge if you're not careful.
when Europeans found Africans
8:41
"Stranger danger"
Man, JonTron has meme worthy material in literally every single upload they've done
he did not invent Stranger Danger. are you kidding?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
@@damnation6713ey guys i found DJ Spit
Imagine a movie... The worst movie.... Foodemic.
Generic Name Here's a bad movie... there's no birds.
This bird, with Charlie Sheen's voice.
Birdemic + Foodfight ?
;-;
i cri everytiem
Sure. Yeah okay. *Sure*
Ima Secrat
Ghost Foodemic City.
Ghost Shark
Foodfight
Birdemic
Jurassic City
"It was cool, though."
This is why I love you, Jacques.
Sweets, Excuse me how old is jaques?
CookieOwl _ I... Don't know. He has to be over four, though.
Sweets Take him on a cruise and it's international law (- Insert lenny face because I'm a lazy piece of shit.-)
SoulBlast35 zz
Or as Jon calls him, Zhock.
"Am I dead yet?"
If you're asking, probably not. You may feel dead, but this movie doesn't actually kill people. It tortures them until they beg for death
Eh, I've seen worse. This movie is just so average.
@@SirBlackReeds please curse me with your knowledge of movies worse than this.
finally someone i can trust on psychology
Dr Dune Ink
Timestamp?
@@NoodleGorillazUnofficial 5:44
Holy shit, I just did some research and apparently the Poop Rat was voiced by none other than the director of Food Fight himself, this is a huge revelation
Suddenly that THING talking directly to the camera makes WAY to much sense
@@Madmaxgaming130and kinda sad.
...Okay, somewhere out there in that river is a locket with a picture of Dex Dogtective in it.
And I *need* to have it.
I'll deadass go look for it rn and keep it.
Would be funny if in the future they find the locket and archeologists are perplexed at the picture of a dog person in it
I doubt it was actually dropped in the water.
i'm getting a faint scent of *_odd1sout reference_*
booper08 okay calm down buster
forced some friends to watch this movie, they are now prosecuting me.
Persecuting?
lol
MultiPrismatic Prosecute:
Institute legal proceedings against (a person or organization).
boorelius
Thank you, I know what the word means.
It just seemed like persecuting would been a better fit and I thought maybe he got the words mixed up.
R.I.P. LazyPillow, may his soul ever rest in peace...
6 years and still counting 12:16 gets me chuckling every time
I hit the time stamp button about five times for laughs...!!!! 😂😂😂😂
"nice don't got it"
aaand credits
UwU
Tbh, that's actually a good joke
6:34 After 9 years I think I finally figured out this joke:
Originally called _“Ikes”_ as in _“Icons”_
Jon says he’s calling them _“Jacks”_
Opposite of “on” is “off”
*_”Jackoffs”_*
He’s calling them jackoffs.
God bless you
damn that could actually be it
i always found it strange he says hes gonna refer to them as jack... and then he doesnt even do it once
The puzzle is finally solved.
The "poop rat" line is the funniest shit I've ever heard
What about the poop spider?
Poop weasel?
It's because the poop rat is animated disgustingly.
@@FloridaGuy53 SHIT WEASEL
It's not a poop rat. It's a shit weasel.
Aren't grapes (and therefore raisins) toxic for dogs?
yes
yes
Cigarettes and alcohol are poison to people, maybe it was a pg-friendly take on the hardboiled detective stereotype
@WastingAway I'm not arguing that Food Fight isn't irresponsible :P
Yes
"This is amazing! How long have you had this?"
"One million year."
"I'll take it."
Good job Jon.
I’m convinced that the people who stole the film in late 2002 just wanted to prevent us from ever seeing this monstrosity
It might’ve looked better if we had got the original film.
@@joshslater2426 The film as not stolen
@@joshslater2426is Just a excuse
The way the film is animated it looks like they used motion capture but the actors had 3 pounds of cocaine.
Edit: dardevil Dan's motion capture actor was on 10 pounds of cocaine.
That’s like two bags more than other Hollywood movies.
Well, Charlie Sheen did star in Foodfight, so...
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Oh no. *SCP-1471 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT*
The original animation (before it was stolen,) had a kind of Looney Tunes vibe to it. When it came to re-animating the movie, some genius apparently decided that a great new way to capture that style would be *motion capture.*
FoodFight makes The Emoji Movie look like a Masterpiece.
Why does everybody hate the emoji movie I think it's at least decent and it's still good
@@thelaughingjester4275 product placement, so,, "trendy" that its just a giant r/fellowkids post, and bad jokes
@Skull Killer yes, that's the worst part.
@cheesy savage The Emoji Movie did at least have a pretty decent animation.
@@thelaughingjester4275 it's boring
That "$65 million" budget is under debate, there's lots of others saying that it's $45 million. Still $45 million too much.
1sam234 Movie looks like it was made with a TH-cam budget
Jay Calloway youtube budget animation can look much better.
It was probably $10 tbh
I betcha $40 million was to pay off the actors, the rest went in the dudes pocket
Try $10
I like how the dog swings the rope counterclockwise and then when he launches it throws it clockwise,defeating the momentum immediately
Hilary duff was 15 and Charlie sheen was 37 when this was made. Why does that make me uncomfortable
please tell
Idk
*knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP
Holy shit, so it was in production in 2002, but came out in 2012, but she was 15 when it was first made. That's fucking scary
Fun Fact: Charlie Sheen’s name was found on the flight logs of Jeffrey Epstein’s jet.
Whoever created the Sunshine Goodness character clearly had some other motives
I AM ON A DRUG ITS CALLED CHARLIE SHEEN
Winning
Viper Gamer it’s not available. If you try it once you will die
That's dope
1:15
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It’s weird watching this in 2022. Really just the:
“What year is it?”
“It’s 2014!”
Fucks with me every time
I like to believe that Jon went to a random shop and asked a cashier to say a line and the cashier was like "ye sounds cool".
zigdug *ONE MILLION YEAR*
@@callofabyss *I'll take it!*
And we thought Infinity War was the biggest cross over event
Lol I am dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was Smash Ultimate
i thought it was Crash Purple and Spyro Orange :')
I never was and it never will be
Maxter Man123 dogs raisins I don’t see anything wrong with that
This was my first jontron video. god bless.
Eeeeeeyyyy, same here
This Is Also My First Time Watching JonTron Video... Oh My...
Also mine
Same
Same except that the one I truly Found By myself Was Bootleg Pokemon Games and Plug And Play
8:54 "You monster, let me see those melons." This had me rolling.
This film left me traumatised. I'm going to rewatch Star Wars Holiday Special to cleanse my soul.
Wow...
12:57 I bet this was everyone's reaction when the film was 'finished'
Cherry Bombshell this was my reaction when I first watched this video.
I wonder if they acctually had it stolen or did the director think it was just s**t
quinn huber Obviously not because the final product is shit so he obviously didn’t care
5:44 in my case
Sunshine's hair doesn't move the whole movie
Hairspray. Lots and LOTS of hairspray. No wonder the ozone layer has gone to shit.
Someone whipcreamed in her hair.
@•Vï •Mo• Y-yeah, whipped cream... that’s, uh, exactly what I was thinking too... yup.
The fur on your fur suit never moves
@@StellaYeen 🤔
8:20 Jon reaction to the greasy looking weasel thing will never not make me laugh
"Being filthy can be loads of fun... There are some stains you can never wash out."
*For God's sake work on your aim*
Mr. Clean: bet
"I wanna know how you managed to raise 65 million dollars with this script"
That sunshine cat girl thing looked like the cross between a sim and a fury
@@thecorneliusexperience Referencing the video is one thing, but have you just referenced a nearby comment thread?
“It’s like FDR came back to life and tried to show every one what legs do.” Is probably one of the best things I have ever heard.
Yeah I had to pause the video because I was laughing for a long time
i know who fdr was but i dont get it
Sgt. Pepper he was crippled, needed a wheelchair to get around
@@FearlessLeader2001 ah, thank you
That got a big chuckle out of that line, it was VERY clever actually! I wish I had started watching this channel before the Flex Seal video!
What's the rumor about Jon, that he offended some SJW's? He isn't exactly coming off as some bad person, his jokes are pretty funny and I honestly don't see any "side" of his. Seems like he doesn't like either side like myself..
"Ugly people never win!"
Me: No wonder
Yeah exactly, no wonder i'm sitting here again in the dark again with my chernobyl cock
Well then just stop being ugly, duh
Same
Man you really are an egg lord
r/suicidebywords
Imagine recovering a lost locket in the river and you open it up and its just a picture of dex dogtective
Id actually shriek
I always enjoy hearing JonTron's intro song before the show, just boosts my mood right up :)
So basically, the thief who stole the original movie was doing us a favor?
Yes
+Epic Manky Or maybe the movie might have been good, but because they had to start over, it turned into THIS. Maybe he was the one who made THIS HAPPEN
The thief is the hero of legend
+Epic Manky I guess we can say "much obliged" to him.
No because if he didn't steel it we would have a better movie
A M I D E A D Y E T ?
Wow we're just gonna right there?
Not yet sadly
"It's like FDR came back to life to show everyone what legs do" is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a while. 🤣
What if Dex just walked up and took a big bite out of one of the California Raisins?
Would the movie's quality increase or decrease?
Increase
Well, It can't get any worse...
The movie would just disappear
An idiot Plays Which would be a good thing.
Hex Op yes
Props to the insane future-dweller that finds the Locket.
What if after all of our oceans are dry and humanity is completely extinct, extraterrestrials come to Earth, and that locket is the only thing left of our civilization?
***** They'd probably assume that that loveable rogue was a prime example of the past civilization, and then promptly leave, being so afraid of what came before.
Charlie sheen is life though
Arcralf goddess*
Somebody call an ambulance for kingrobo
“1 million year!”
I don’t know why but that cracks me up
His classic stereotypical Indian accent. XD
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) one million year!
So fun fact about Charlie Sheen: My father is a paramedic in the city LAFD and knows a couple of guys stationed in Beverly Hills. They go on calls where Charlie Sheen ODs on crack and basically revive him once a month. Every time they go on a call he buys their station the most expensive gym/luxury equipment as a thank-you for not letting him die
"Izzat a poop-rat?" lmao every fucking time.
Halo2nothing11111 *BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGA DANGA*
Halo2nothing11111 The cousin of the poop spider that haunts PBG
"HOLY F*** C*** S***! IZAT A POOP RAT? IZAT A F*** POOP RAT?!
One of my favorite Jontron quotes, behind his macnugget ordeal...
this is so horrible its almost a Stephen king movie...ah ha, its a SHIT WEASEL!
I think the vampire "guy"(?) was supposed to be Count Chocula, but the producers lost the rights during the production (or after the footage being stolen) so they invented a fictional character.
So... let me get this correctly. They have wasted 65 million on this movie, and they still claim that piracy is the reason of their losses?
They used 1 million on the movie 30 million was used to pay people to watch the rest was used to cover up the suicides
I feel bad for Charlie Sheen. You think this movie drove him even a little bit crazy?
Hikari Minoru Dude loves his crack cocaine. He's in his own world now, we will never know.
Euan Lyall This comment made my day.
Hikari Minoru According to Charlie Sheen this was the movie that killed his sanity.
Even now 8 years later, this is still gold.
i will pay anyone one thousand bucks if they can find that locket
@@unusedrecyclebin7003 provide the evidence upfront
@@SportTheWise 🖕 there's my evidence
Ooh, edgy
@@javadk.9145 wait I meant to put a gif I dont think I can do that
@@javadk.9145 wait wrong comment I meant 👍
Why do I want JonTron to make an actual movie? The fact that he puts so much brilliant effort into a single joke is absolutely awe-inspiring.
I lost it when I saw Brent lmao
"From now on, I'm going to go by JACK.
I'm not going to tell you why. Figure it out, DICK!"
Makes me laugh EVERY DAMN TIME.
It's the original emoji movie
This is still worse
luigiboy 11807 no
Food fight is objectively worse.
At least The Emoji Movie had SOME story.
Both movies are equally shitty af.
@luigiboy 11807 At least the Emoji Movie has decent animation
Yes
Watching this again after seeing the "Rotten" documentary. The story about the footage being stolen was a lie; the director used it as an excuse for why the switch to Mo-Cap made the film take so long to come out.
Said director was a real shitty person, too. Mistreating his employees and forcing them to redo work on a whim, while not knowing anything about the animation process (not even thinking storyboarding was that important), and overall being a perverted creep. His favorite character in the film is the "Poop Rat".
Reminds me of Cookie ☆, director promising a big budged film and using it to make a low effort shitty project that's actual purpose was to be a perv and take the money for himself
The SHIT weasel
Let's be honest, the "Poop Rat" was the Best thing to ever come out from that God Awful Movie. 😑
I was going to have a date with my girlfriend after this, now we are just sharing a casual existential crisis
May I advise a good animation movie. It has Mark Hamill as a voice actor, so you know it's gotta be good. The name is Wolf Tracer Island.
For a more christian movie: Joshua and the promised land. It's an animated movie about the Exodus with Mozes. It's like a follow up to the Prince of Egypt.
Have fun. Your existential crisis will be over in no time.
Couple goals.
Didnt know weebs had gf
Everyone with a fma profile pic deserves my respect ✊
@@weirdviews6113 it's his waifu body pillow er I mean GF
"You know I wanna make a comment here but I'm genuinely worried he might have a disability"
Said so genuinely and yet it manages to be a burn all on its own
Timestamp?
@Cameron Thurtle thx
So I just realized that Dex having a thing for raisins is a very shitty plot device. Mostly because grapes and therefore raisins are toxic to dogs. Hope there were no kids with dogs that were unfortunate enough to have seen this.
My favourite scene in the movie is the salesman sequence who walks like a lunatic due to bad motion capture. That scene is hilarious.
5:38
Movie: This... this is...(cries).
Jontron: AM I DEAD YET!?
Lmaooooo
Cries? More like... Drips, melts, anything but crying, it doesn't even sound like that, crying is what the people that bought tickets to this movie did. Thankfully, not many did.
Jon: *_ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʏᴇᴛ_*
We all saw the video
Thank you
Wait he cries?? Honestly I, until this day, never knew what the hell he did 😂
4:20 If I had a raisin for every time I heard that, I’d be dead, cause I’m a dog
reddit moment
It's all just a complex narrative on how Charlie Sheen wants to die after they continued production of the movie.
Hahahaha funny timestamp is weed number hahahaha snoop dog can we get some omegaluls in the chat
my dogs name is max so...
Max, how did you get an account?
Patricia Carrasco No! MY dogs name is max!
there aint nuff room in dis town fur the both've us...
*"A M I D E A D Y E T ?"*
"Death is only the beginning!"
Sadly, no...😩
blood splat this is how society was made for.
"u monster lemme see those melons"
8 years this video has been out and i still loss it when Mr. Clean shows up. Sooo underrated.
This was my first JonTron video. Ah, the memories....
weirdlystrange2000 I still have the nightmares.
weirdlystrange2000 same
weirdlystrange2000 mine was the top 10 commercials
Mine was Disney bootlegs
weirdlystrange2000 mine was the flextape one
This is like a combination of The Emoji Movie and Sausage Party but with worse animation than the Emoji Movie and a worse story than Sausage Party. Shrek came out in 2001 with better animation and a lower budget (60 million)
GuilelessDragon To be fair the film could have originally been animated well and the script being better, considering it was stolen and as pointed out in the video it could be highly possible that they ran this piece of shit out to get a return of the money that was lost from the original being stolen.
Or the original also sucked hence why it was "stolen"
Tin foil hats at the ready!
And Sausage Party was good soooooo...
Emoji Party had good animation, though. And Sausage Party had an okay story. You just described a D-list Dreamworks film.
You know your movie is good when the original trailer from 2002 looks better than the final film.
WE HAVE THE SAME PIC
Hahaha! Actually they are different, but you probably can't tell them apart from each other when viewed from TH-cam. Although if anyone is able to track down the origins of my picture I'd be pretty happy; especially because no one has been able to do that in the seven plus years I've kept it across multiple accounts and places. Anyways thanks for the interesting observation my friend, even if they aren't really the same it was still pretty interesting. Ciao'!
Musica Universalis
Don't worry, you're not the first to do such a thing. No one really has the time or cares enough to look into some guy's random profile pic. Even so, knowing the picture's origin doesn't necessarily mean you know why it's important to me. That secret is one which can't be found with a simple google search.
Event? No. Actually my obsession with Music of the Spheres deals with music more than anything else.
I actually found a whole wiki of what had remained of the original version. They were mainly animation reels that featured various works from people who also worked on this movie, but the quality of the animations and models is drastically different from the ones in the remade version. The animations originally were a lot more cartoonish, and attention to detail was better. There was actually a pretty decent effort put into the original. Not sure if the original would have been successful either, but looking at what remains of it, it definitely seems like it would have done a bit better.