I know I'm usually about Spittoon, but I couldn't take my eyes off of PV3 this episode. It's like Superboy without having ever seen sunlight decided to cosplay as Tom Cruise in any movie he's ever been in.
Substitute all 4 for malort in the same drink... just a big ass highball full of malort and a splash of coke. Is this bordering on cruel and unusual yet?
Might I suggest a Trinidad Sour with Malört in place of the rye whiskey? There's always a chance the ounce of Angostura bitters will overpower the Malört.
Well folks, it's finally happened. PV3 has finally been broken enough to actually _enjoy_ a Malört cocktail! What have we done? Also, why is the bottle of Carolina Reaper coffee-infused Malört over halfway empty? The plot thickens... Also, I'd still recommend trying Malört, Limoncello, and Grapefruit soda if you want another good cocktail.
Does the Malort train end with a good cocktail? or are we gunna Marvel the shit out of this franchise? Maybe Malort was only meant for infusions, maybe that is the next story arch?
Soju, Malort, and elderflower liqueur is really good. The bitter grapefruit flavor pairs well with the sweeter elements. I also do a double shot of it for fun.
Now that Malört has officially killed the delicate tastebuds of Sir PV3, perhaps it is time to….”ease” back in to a few regular items- start slow though, we don’t want too much shock of the really good stuff!
Though I still want to see a Sazerac or any absinthe drink in order to get the certainly great combination of Malört and absinthe I'd also like to suggest a Fernet sour. Get the combination of Malört and Fernet-Branca. For those of you that don't know Fernet-Branca think a minty start and a finish that is made entirely of regret.
I was wondering why you're swapping not the main ingredient (vodka) with malört right untill I saw the color of the liquid in that bottle... Godspeed you brave bastard
We've broken him! He finally enjoyed a Malört cocktail!
We finally found a way to kill Malort... killing it with fire.
thank you for spoiling
Hot damn, he finally did it-he found a good malort cocktail.
On an unrelated note; I'll second the hot buttered malort.
I know I'm usually about Spittoon, but I couldn't take my eyes off of PV3 this episode. It's like Superboy without having ever seen sunlight decided to cosplay as Tom Cruise in any movie he's ever been in.
That’s just… okay, yeah.
Simply calling him pale would have sufficed, didn't have to do him like that
At the end of this Malort journey, you’re going to be Prescott Van Tired III.
That's a cool jacket. You look cool PV3!
Sick jacket PV3, you look like the man. Very cool.
Malort Espresso Martini: Better than a sharp stick in your eye.
Booze and coffee means you are wide awake when the room starts going gibberty gibberty gibberty.
If you're still looking for Malort cocktail ideas, a Malort Long Island Ice Tea could be... interesting.
That sounds absolutely dis-.. perfect!
He has to make 4 of them, each swapping out a different liquor
@@vectorgen Amazingly evil. I approve.
Substitute all 4 for malort in the same drink... just a big ass highball full of malort and a splash of coke. Is this bordering on cruel and unusual yet?
oh yea, Hot Toddy with malort would deliver that flavor right to your tongue. Just what you need this time of year.
Yes I would imagine adding coffee and peppers to sewage liquor would mask the flavor
The things Daddy does to prove he loves us.
You know what this cocktail is missing? Mango Topo Chico Hard Seltzer.
Might I suggest a Trinidad Sour with Malört in place of the rye whiskey? There's always a chance the ounce of Angostura bitters will overpower the Malört.
My world is shattered.
My god. He *finally* found a drinkable Malort mix.
I hope that he's planning some less appropriate positions for those stick figures sitting behind him!
My guy's channeling his inner Fonzie.
I think you're developing a taste for Malort.
Hot Buttered Malört! Do it!
Yooooo..... Shooter McGavin!
Nothing wakes you up better than a malort *coffee* martini in the mornings.
I'm genuinely excited PV3 found a Malört cocktail he enjoyed!
Prescott looking like a mature Greaser from the 50s.
Well folks, it's finally happened. PV3 has finally been broken enough to actually _enjoy_ a Malört cocktail! What have we done? Also, why is the bottle of Carolina Reaper coffee-infused Malört over halfway empty? The plot thickens...
Also, I'd still recommend trying Malört, Limoncello, and Grapefruit soda if you want another good cocktail.
Looking dapper PV3
Don’t forget to share with your buds in the back, especially the one doing push-ups 😀👍🏻
Does the Malort train end with a good cocktail? or are we gunna Marvel the shit out of this franchise? Maybe Malort was only meant for infusions, maybe that is the next story arch?
Guess I am in this for the long haul, French 75, replacing the gin with Malort.
Was not expecting this...
Caribou Lou. DO IT!
Soju, Malort, and elderflower liqueur is really good. The bitter grapefruit flavor pairs well with the sweeter elements. I also do a double shot of it for fun.
MALORRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAA COLAAAAAAAADAAAAA
Malort and Moxie.
U have pleased the wooden overlords u should be proud pv3
I only just found you and its amazing, hope you keep making these till your liver gives up
I got to see a malort daiquiri now
I want him to try the eggnog flavored seltzers, assuming they bring them back again, around the holidays.
IT'S GOT THE JUICE
3:17 is my new desktop background.
Five Star Whiskey
someone is starting to like malort
Just found out that PV3 is a character or a persona!
Mr Flanders is talented.
Now that Malört has officially killed the delicate tastebuds of Sir PV3, perhaps it is time to….”ease” back in to a few regular items- start slow though, we don’t want too much shock of the really good stuff!
Though I still want to see a Sazerac or any absinthe drink in order to get the certainly great combination of Malört and absinthe I'd also like to suggest a Fernet sour. Get the combination of Malört and Fernet-Branca. For those of you that don't know Fernet-Branca think a minty start and a finish that is made entirely of regret.
It finally happened. You like Malort.
Still waiting for that Tequila Sunrise.
Malort grasshopper ,malort appletinnie or malort cosmopolitan
What about the screwdriver? Or Jägerbomb?
jagerbomb would be cool
Not sure I'd ever be daring enough to drink an espresso malortini, but it doesn't sound terrible
Todd Howard wants his jacket back PV3
Malort aviation. See how the Malort mixes with creme de violette.
yay
I was wondering why you're swapping not the main ingredient (vodka) with malört right untill I saw the color of the liquid in that bottle... Godspeed you brave bastard
Mojito and malört
We found one, yay! Hot buttered malort please.
PV3 is milking, you heard it here
Not enough existential dread in this episode
Can you make Ramos gin fizz with morlort
i like how the bottle is more than half empty. i see you pv3
he's ok, i'm ok, you're ok, we're all ok... right
This drink could benefit from a heavier dose of malort.
PV3 Never say sorry. Make whatever noises you want. Just so long as you keep mixing more malort where it isn't supposed to go.
Is there a place where it is supposed to go? ;-)
On the upside, thisone atleast looks great
Amaretto sour. But with Malört
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Would an Aviation mask the Malort?
Where would you rate it on the scale of 100?
Uve found a way to make Malort palatable. Kinda 😳
Our Hero is starting to like Malort? I think he needs an intervention........
Can we see a Malört egg nog?
I am once again requesting a pina malorta
Expressö Vomitini
*opinion stated.
Earl Grey martini.
I mean a you rent a pickup from u-haul for like 80$
I’ve never seen a Malort bottle that empty before…
Espressos are better with dark rum
now that he can tolerate Malort, we have to find him something worse to make his life more miserable?
If you can’t handle the pina malorta how about a Mailorta tai
I hate to see him enjoy himself.... I'm going back to watching cats fall off shit now...
It's not "vegan leather." It's plastic. anyway, this series would be rad with everclear instead.
I think he's faking it to bait us into trying this or he thinks we'll stop these awful suggestions, lol
Vote for negroni sbagliato but "negroni sbag-chicago"