Malört Mixology: White Russian
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ต.ค. 2022
- Did not abide. At all.
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We made this already at home. We call it "Chicago Hate Crime".
😂😂😂💀👍👍
You can almost see the light drain from his eyes because of the Malört. I still wanna see a Malört Sunrise.
I think we need a Mint Julep made with Malört.
MALORT JULIP
Mint Jalort
@@c_kling DAMMNIT, that's great too
Malint Jörlip
No.
White Flushin’.
As in I’m flushin it white down the toilet.
Yes! This one is the best!
Yup, thats it. White Flussian
This is clearly the perfect name.
That's it
Finally! I've been asking for this since the beginning! It has to be a White Malortian.
I'm still hoping for a Sazerac or really anything that will lead to the combination of Malört and absinthe.
Prescott always looks like he's about to morph into some undead creature whenever he drinks Malort. It's sad but also highly entertaining. Prayers for Dean? More like #prayersforprescott
High five
As someone with IBS, you pretty much said every single thought that's ever passed through my head when nature decides to call.
Sorry, did I say "call"? I meant "invade".
I want a shirt that says, “My Malört sweats are going to ruin this shirt.”
The rug really tied the room together
3:14 this is also Prescott's face when he feels the Chestburster wriggling around
4:00 casting a spell from hit points be like
I remember drinking a "Black Russian" at an Irish owned pub in Germany that was Vodka, Kahlua, Pepsi and a sprits of Guinness head, and I absolutely loved it. Personally called it "Pepsi with a Secret".
As a lover of Guinness, White Russians, and Pepsi, never would I think to put those three together.
PV3 isn't just making up flavors from trash items without knowing what they actually taste like. He's gone that extra mile becoming a sommelier. And oh yeah, #Spittoon
You could really tell PV3's body was fighting him this whole video.
Ayyy the constant posting of my wooden homies is appreciated
After the most tangibly disgusting food description ever, "let's have another taste." Your dedication is admirable!
Chicago Russian.
And you really should have had Dalton dressed as Walter in this episode talking about Nam.
4:07 is my new desktop background.
PS: Call it a Brown Russian.
"This, you know, aggression will not stand, man!"
The Malort White Russian was everything i imagined it would be and more. Thank you PV3.
Crap I am late getting this up, I would love to see a French 75, Dealers choice on what you swap out. That said, if it were me I would say swap the Gin out for Malort.
"We got help chopper in" 🚁 became a running joke among my group of friends when someone was in distress. Like in this video.
I've never heard someone callout Crohn's disease. Love you.
I cant believe that someone with Crohns would drink such horrible drinks.
A nod to Big Lebowski, I'd call it a "Rug Piss"
Poor guy. He can just never seem to get away from Malort 😂😂😂
I was sitting here saying "Noooooooooooo!" Out loud and asking why would anyone do that to themselves.
I'm laughing so hard
Is it bad that I was harmed more by watching this drink with a thousand tiny ice cubes than I was harmed by the Malört?
😂 he flipped off the figurines
This was my suggestion from the first Malort mixology episode.
I’m just going to find an ATM. The Dude talking to Bunny Lebowski.
I would love to see a grasshopper!
Malort Fizz.... like A gin fizz
2 ounces malort
1 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
3/4 ounce simple syrup
1 egg white (about 1/2 ounce)
Club soda, to top (about 1 ounce)
“I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.” - Walter (but not if it tasted like this...)
You're gonna love Malort by the end of this
Sad Chicago Moo Juice in the dumpster with Pedro.
A "Not-So-White Chicago Winter" or a Chicago Russian.
in leu of recent events (and judging by your reaction to the taste) it should be called a dead Russian. kinda suiting since dead corpses smell sweet before the rot smacks the olfactory right out of your nose
B-52. Normally 1 part bailey's 1 part kalua 1 part grand marnier . You can do it 2 ways, replace the kalua and then replace the grand
Why aren't people watching this? This is great
Still waiting on that Tequila Sunrise...
Finally, the Brown Russian! Next we need a caipirinha.
Perfect name: “the soggy Chicogan”
White Deep Dish. Snowy Malort. Chicago Winter. Porcelain Sewer. Mal Flurry! ha ha ha ha ha ha
He delays the drinking of Malort in much the same way I delay taking the stuff for my colonoscopy. I love this channel and the smarminess he has.
Darker than a dark steers tuchus on a moonless night
We need a Mai-Tai. Malortai
I've been requesting this on every video! Thanks PV3JF
Is Buttspoon a new recurring character?
Actually your description sounds like "White Chicagoan" is the best name
I think we need to get Prescott a bottle of kaoliang liquor.
This is the good stuff. This is why I subscribed.
Oh no, I didn't read the full title and was excited to see you make a white Russian but I am so sorry.
The Blight Russian! Figured this one would be terrible.
I love Malört and i'm often down with these Malört mixology attempts, but this one made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Malört Tonic 👀
Call it a Yellow Floe , taste like someone pissed in that Russian snow
A drink that foul deserves it's own name. I dub this concoction the Poo-Hoo.
That's a nice shirt, PV3.
It has to be called a Bitter Chicago. Just a nasty, creamy, hate-filled concoction
Malort martini might be interesting to see.
"He fixes the cable?"
“El duderino, if you’re not into that whole… brevity thing” gets me every time
Fantastic video again
have you ever tried making a “death on the beach”? Malort + s3x on the beach?
And I second the other wondering how it pairs with absinthe 😸👍👍
Keeping with the Malort mixology, you should try a Chicago Handshake. It is actually made with Malort so it would be a different take on your drinks. It is a shot of Malort with a Old Style beer. Drink and enjoy! Love your videos!
I noticed he didn't dump the rest of the drink. Going back for seconds? 😂
YES I'VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR THIS THANK YOU
Possible name suggestions: Windy Russian, Windy City Russian, Chicago Russian Bear, Pain, Gang Russian, Deep Dish Russian, Oil & Water Russian, Toilet Pressure Water, Russian Badger (wait that's taken by another youtuber), Stalingrad (another complete cluster), Battle of the Kursk (heavy hitters duking it out, in a glass), or just Cyka Blyat
A Lebowski-ski.
You're out of your element! (with malort) 😆
We are, in fact, quite entertained 😂
Very much entertained
Where can I get that shirt?
Oh, I am entertained.
Have we done a Mojito with Malort yet?
Come onnn, malort sour, let's see it
What you didnt see was the spoon dissolving off camera...
any chance you get on to some of the Chinese Baijiu's like Er Guo Tou or Maotai? hail the new rulers
Definitely a green russian
Your guts are hurting from 💩 while my guts are hurting from laughing so hard. But certainly not at your expense, PV3. Not at all.
Corpse Reviver #2 with Malört instead of Gin
Think we need a malört basil smash
PV3 you certainly understand how to induce a gag reflex, purely through your body language!
A Chicago with Creme
A Malort Pickle Back. Apologies in advance.
“This aggression will not stand, MAN!!!”
I say we call it "big mistake V15.0"
You can tell he hates this because there's lots of talking, a lot less sipping.
Vodka float
Call it a Czech STOP?
Maybe a White Pole??
There's more where these came from
More Malort
Maybe start playing around with absinthe cocktails to replace the malort or use it in place of bitters in others.
Being from out east, I had no idea what Malort was. When you google it, It says that it's a famously challenging to drink with the flavor that includes notes of gasoline grapefruit sweet wax fire oil and bitters. It's the unofficial drink of Chicago? What the hell are you all doing out there?
"it really tied the room together"
This aggression will not stand. Its a White Flussian. Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Loved when he flipped off the mannequins.
I made this a few months ago thinking it would be tasty seeing it requires heavy cream and coffee, but it was as gross as it sounds.
Malort Mixology Cuba Libre
This is the Dirty Sox
Snowy Chicago
Eligible names:
Chernoble Disaster
Nuclear Winter
Red Dawn
I just happy I have Covid and not Malort in my gut.......
You poor dude… I’d want you to stop this madness but not before I come up with my suggestion for a drink… coming soon (maybe)
How about naming it a "Chicago Russian in Winter".
Try it with some Unicum