Lil Xan is an idiot. Cant even finish a sentence without slurring and completely losing his train of thought. He released easily one of the worst albums from this whole trap movement, maybe even the worst.
@@genesisosuna i cant think of an worse album Total xanarchy is everything thats wrong with modern rap and the perfect example of what oldheads think modern rap is
kamasi lmao peep is much better than xan will ever be. all these people saying xan will take peep’s place are tripping. ik i’m just a fanboy of peep but u really can’t compare the 2
I dated this girl a few years ago who I was genuinely upset by breaking off the relationship with. Took me a bit to get over that one. Maybe two odd years ago (idk sometime before COVID and Zan was touring) she posted photos of her on her Instagram with him from some VIP meet and greet. I would like to reiterate that she not only bought tickets to go see him perform, but she went as far as to get VIP meet and greet passes. I let this person into my life. I slept in the same bed as this person. I stopped drinking after that.
NOT GOOD on one more light chester dies NOT GOOD on come over when you're sober lil peep dies 2/10 on 17 x dies 3/10 on swimming mac miller dies NOT GOOD on total xanarchy lil xan gets hospitalized from eating too many hot cheetos
Don't forget about Post Malone's Stoney - he gave that a bad score and Post was almost in a plane crash (sorta), in a car accident, and his house got robbed. Wtf kind of shit is Melon trying to do?
@Alexis Eronmwon I don't think that I'll ever be better than Xan. I mumble and stutter like crazy. I also don't contribute very much to my friend group. 😞
@Alexis Eronmwon That's the thing though. I'm already an asshole. I'm rude to my family and barely contact my two friends. I want to change that but I don't know how.
Xan really encapsulates the concept of TOTAL anarchy with the album cover depicting him shirtless and receiving a load from his dad's best friend, whilst Xan stands there, projecting an image of both fear and nihilism. An image that makes the Sex Pistols look like Dave Matthews Band.
1:48 A bunch of sad white boys with beanies over their head and face tats, with sad gloomy looks, are going to approach you and be like "yoooooou're not frooom 'round heeeeere." 2:23 I don't think he can commit more than 10 words to memory for a single track. 5:56 Not the musical equivalent of just like, zoning out and drooling all over yourself and pissing your pants. LMAO. I hate this album, but I sure love this review. 😂
kainoamh go home kid. He named himself lil xan. He got face tats. He has to deal with the consequences of his ninny behavior, and I can tell you he is off them things u carry yourself like a zombie off the Xanax even worse than opiates. This kid is a dumbass
Actually the chemicals in grass are green, but the actual color of grass is brown. Water is not wet water makes things wet. The sky is not blue It just reflects the color of the ocean. But yes Total Xanarchy Is NOT GOOD
Benjamin Khoury Alright you commented on the wrong video boy-o cause I am about to fuck you up. Water IS indeed wet. The definition of wet is "covered or saturated with a liquid." For further clarity, the definition of saturated is "holding as much liquid as it can." So, by these definitions water is wet, because all of the water particles inside the body of water are covered by an outer layer of water molecules, making them wet, and the outer most layer of molecules is saturated with water, therefore also making them wet. Water. Is. Wet.
Louie Tavares i was addicted to xanax, started takin em when i was 15 once or twice a month slowly increasing frequency over 2 years and by senior year i was taking a minimum of 4 a day, but definitely had days in the double digits. I realized what i was doin wasnt helping the problems that made me start doin drugs in the first place and were turning me into some1 i didnt recognize and decided to change before its too late. went into mania for 6 days when i quit taking em jan 31 2016. Went to NA meetings pretty much daily to find new people that could help me stay away from that shit and it was the best decision of my life. Stayed totally sober for 15 months but now i drink once a blue moon when i go out with my girlfriend or smoke a bowl on a Saturday when i just wanna lay on the couch all day. You can quit, it doesnt have to be like that man, drugs do nothing beneficial for anyone, not a single positive
*tells his fans not to take Xanax and says xanax doesn't define him* *gives himself the stage name of Lil Xan and names his album Total Xanarchy* Something isn't adding up here...
Opinions are one thing, good taste and intelligence is far different. A really really stupid person can tell me The Last Airbender is a great film, and although 'thats their opinion' it doesn't mean they dont have absolutely shit taste.
He's got that skinny-fat look. But the thing I'm paying attention to is his teeth. It looks like his mouth is going through a civil war. I've never seen teeth that look like they hate each other and want to run away in opposite directions.
White suburban girls when they listen to lil xan and feel sad for 10 minutes and then diagnose themselves with depression and self medicate with Starbucks: 🤯
"This album sounds like shutting your brain down" "Weird friend who laughs really strangely at inappropriate times" "Someone in a stupor....you wave your hand in front of their face and they just won't wake up" "Sounds like somebody whose eyes never open all the way" Hmmmmm....LET'S ARGUE: Is Lil Xan heavily influenced by Cal Chuchesta?
Berke Beidler not sure about that. I am guessing his parents either never really cared or have already assumed the worst about him, it's not like he was a clean cut straight A student 2 years ago. I am guessing he is serious about it but is just maintaining that drugged out image for the clicks and it being what all of these guys are about unfortunately. Smoking a lot of weed can also make someone seem similar to someone on opioids and I am guessing he still does that. The only positive thing is we know this shit will be considered uncool and over in a year or two (remember dubstep?), just hoping whatever teens are clicking on at that time forcing us all to have to pay attention to it is not even worse somehow.
Quin Stroud Well I like him mainly because he has actual amazing timeless songs that has withstood the test of time unlike lil xan's garbage ass. Don't get me wrong, tupac is extremely cool though. lil xan will never reach pac's level even if we give lil bitch another 50 god damn years lol.
Chofey Juan not all of them... he’ll not even most of them. It’s these lame ass SoundCloud rappers that’s fucking the game up. But kids like it so hey 🤷🏽♂️ people hated on the old school hits too so it’s whatever
After all this time, I can’t believe he gave the album a 10/10 and started calling himself Anthony Xantano
At least you tried.
@@namesurname7172 Way to be a condescending asshole
@@diabeticmonkey Okay.
@@diabeticmonkey way to be overly emotional.
@@diabeticmonkey i thought it was funny :)
"Fantano, you can't talk about rap, go back to alternative rock or that japanese weird shit, but don't touch rap." - Lil Xan (yes he did say that).
lil xan should be the one not touching rap not fanteno ffs
Lil Xan casually ignores that Fantano has probably been listening to rap for as long as Xan has been alive, 2019 (colorized)
Lil Xan is an idiot. Cant even finish a sentence without slurring and completely losing his train of thought.
He released easily one of the worst albums from this whole trap movement, maybe even the worst.
@@genesisosuna i cant think of an worse album
Total xanarchy is everything thats wrong with modern rap and the perfect example of what oldheads think modern rap is
I bet Lil Xan's fans loved that...
all 2 or 3 of them.
lil xan makes music for freshmen who think sticking up the middle finger to the bus driver is rebellious
kamasi lol
And there instagram name includes the word savage
nicxle bruh look at your profile pic
kamasi lmao peep is much better than xan will ever be. all these people saying xan will take peep’s place are tripping. ik i’m just a fanboy of peep but u really can’t compare the 2
ultraviolent still trash
I dated this girl a few years ago who I was genuinely upset by breaking off the relationship with. Took me a bit to get over that one. Maybe two odd years ago (idk sometime before COVID and Zan was touring) she posted photos of her on her Instagram with him from some VIP meet and greet. I would like to reiterate that she not only bought tickets to go see him perform, but she went as far as to get VIP meet and greet passes. I let this person into my life. I slept in the same bed as this person. I stopped drinking after that.
Ok
Cool story bro
You dodged a bullet my guy.
Thank you, Kanye! Very cool.
to be fair, the tickets to see him was probably very cheap
lil xan looks like he drools uncontrollably
Hippy69 forreal
I just bursted out into laughter after reading this thank you
Most of these new gen rappers actually do
pretty sure he does
Glad I'm not the only one who can see that
"This album it's less of a insult to my inteligence, and more a insult to my humanity"
GOGOgomes was looking for this quote , thx
I was farming lots of rats for that humanity
@@MisterSpinalzo 2 years later but I love that dark souls refrence
You guys just wait, my boy Lil Aspirin is about to blow up.
lil aspie
Lil Advil
@@burningmask4300
I think you mean M I N I A T U R E
I B U P R O F E N
@@bigoldingus6491 no I meant S M A L L E R S C A L E D P A I N R E L I E F M E D I C A T I O N
@@burningmask4300 nah chief, I'm talking about M O L E C U L A R H E A D A C H E P I L L
He looks like Finn Wolfhard with a meth problem
So just regular Finn Wolfhard...
Finn sweet I'm so sorry
Jonathan Stewart Oi don’t diss my nigga Finn like that
He looks like a cancerus v sause
Anthony or Xan lol
*XANTHONY XANTANO HERE*
TobeyTobez xanxany xanxano
alprazola xantano
Lmaooo he probably would’ve got shit for that but it would’ve been hilarious
Sipthony Leantano
Missed opportunity right there
We aren’t supposed to bully disabled people on the internet melon
Kasen Anagnostopoulos lmao trooo
Thomas Falcon troo?
Why do yall like to talk crap?🙄
xanxsiety I know you commented this almost a year ago, but it’s because it’s fucking garbage and lil xan should’ve never released it
Even the chemically disabled.
This album actually made it impossible to believe that Xan has a fanbase. It wasn’t even laughably bad, it was just downright trash.
CDTVProductions Are you going to torture yourself with a WRITG video on Lil Xan?
^ what he said
whatup cd
CDTVProductions im waiting for his worst rappers in the game ep
I just watched your twin brothers reaction to this album and i agree
Lil’ Xan is basically every negative stereotype about Soundcloud rappers rolled up into one greasy package.
Did you forget Tekashi69 exists?
I think we all wanna forget about that rainbow taco
“It sounds like brain cells dying.”
first reply
@@ToddHoward3 das crazy
@@LanceWillMakeIt I know right
NOT GOOD on one more light
chester dies
NOT GOOD on come over when you're sober
lil peep dies
2/10 on 17
x dies
3/10 on swimming
mac miller dies
NOT GOOD on total xanarchy
lil xan gets hospitalized from eating too many hot cheetos
how does he keep getting away with it?
This dog
We’ve got another Sam Hyde.
Don't forget about Post Malone's Stoney - he gave that a bad score and Post was almost in a plane crash (sorta), in a car accident, and his house got robbed. Wtf kind of shit is Melon trying to do?
@@lostmedia-e6p The Death Note's real, and Melon's got it! All the bad singers are doomed XD
Melon powers are decreasing, we need to give him more death grips so he can finish the job
I like how there's not even a single comment about defending this album
Total Xanarchy>TPAB
@@bakhtiyarguseinov9402 the big day >>>
@@wawawiwa___ Xan wishes he could book a show at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
@@Takimeko and he wants his tour to have eight legs like daddy long
@@guygilroy9719 and he wants stocks that has to be pippi long
I don't think Anthony liked this album very much but i still don't know
This album is definitely the best of the year dude, frick you you frick
He's Unsolvedony Mysterytano
Joe Casey it was number one, maybe not on the BEST albums list but #1 nonetheless.
Thats our little Annie Fannie!
I read this comment then chuckled then saw your profile pic then quite literally rofl'd
I can’t wait till lil heroin blows up
Clyde G 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clyde G lil ket has a ring to it
Clyde G lil meth was going too drop a track today but he sold it
Servoss 420 Underrated comment
Lil krokodil
Pusthony Skittletano
ur late
Ey thicc BOI
Pussy skittles?!?
Your AVI is sexy baby is that really you?
Dolan Dark good one
2:55 "He's like a creaky door that just opens endlessly..."
Roddy Ricch: hold my *"ee ur"*
404 Not Found shut up
except Roddy Rich is actually good
Yeah but Roddy's a clean window whereas Xan is a busted ass door
Raythemax Hes not the most lyrical but he’s decent compared to his contemporaries
"Kinda sounds like... *stares*... brain cells dying" LOL
JSTN i read this exactly when he said it
The opportunity to do the intro as Xantony Xantano was greatly missed
I was more excited for this review than Xan's album
Same dude
Same, lord knows this review was a lot more entertaining
TheUrbanSoldier SAME
TheUrbanSoldier This review actually has energy unlike Lil Xan.
ADP1998 Lil Xan is that one kid in class that is always tired and looks drunk everyday
So my name is Xander and I've had the nickname Xan ever since 4th grade (with no relation to the drug). Lil' Xan has made hearing my name so bizarre
Same case with Leandoer lul
Xan Shipstew f in chat.
Hi Xan
I’m so sorry for your loss
Oh shit. Lil Xan’s on the hit list, watch out
Send him an email to buy a test kit asap
Thank god
2Pac fans bout to shoot him down
He finna die. Rip lil xanny
Does this mean that the entire fast food chain Wendy's is also going to die?
Xan reminds me of that one guy in your friend group who constantly tries to be funny and miserably fails every time
Sad part is, I'm that person
@Alexis Eronmwon I don't think that I'll ever be better than Xan. I mumble and stutter like crazy. I also don't contribute very much to my friend group. 😞
@@thema1998 eh as long as you're not a prick you're better than xan in my book
@Alexis Eronmwon That's the thing though. I'm already an asshole. I'm rude to my family and barely contact my two friends. I want to change that but I don't know how.
@@thema1998 I'm just gonna give you some advice: be less open with strangers
Xan really encapsulates the concept of TOTAL anarchy with the album cover depicting him shirtless and receiving a load from his dad's best friend, whilst Xan stands there, projecting an image of both fear and nihilism. An image that makes the Sex Pistols look like Dave Matthews Band.
I guess I get your sarcasm.
*receiving a load from his dad's best friend*
That's hentai level load
ngl, the album cover is the most fitting picture for the album; it makes you hate the album before even listening to it.
Man i almost literally died, my belly has been destroyed after laughting for 1 hour straight
This album makes Revival look like a masterpiece
Revival wasn’t bad but wasn’t good either. It was average but people just decide to trash on it
_Enchanted Lord_ no it was fucking terrible in every way possible
Max Bosenburg
Terrible for Eminem. Straight up average for anyone else
Revival is awful.
It was honestly just disappointing
Has anyone noticed that when Anthony takes off his glasses, he looks like Cal? Weird...
I think they’re brothers but that’s just my theory :/
That makes the most sense
@LemonadRepublic Cal chuchesta, fantano's roommate
What are you talking about? I don't see it.
Huhm, I noticed that recently
Fun Fact: His name is Lil Xan because he has the personality of an actual Xanax bar!
Ruger his name is Liliam Xanderbild
No one cares.
Ruger x for no bars
I figured because he's the human embodiment of what an actual Xanax bar is; trash.
Lil Xan didn’t die Melon I want my refund
Can't kill that which does not live.
1:48 A bunch of sad white boys with beanies over their head and face tats, with sad gloomy looks, are going to approach you and be like "yoooooou're not frooom 'round heeeeere."
2:23 I don't think he can commit more than 10 words to memory for a single track.
5:56 Not the musical equivalent of just like, zoning out and drooling all over yourself and pissing your pants.
LMAO. I hate this album, but I sure love this review. 😂
True 💀
1:48 had me in fucking stitches
*how to end someone's career in 6 minutes and 33 seconds*
ImageNotAvailable I hope.
Boom bam bop badaba boom pow
ImageNotAvailable this is so true. His honesty is fucking awesome
ImageNotAvailable *life
*life
Kind of weird how Lil Xan tells us not to take Xanax but sounds like he downs three bottles of the stuff a day.
John Stewart bottles? Since when do you drink pills
Sam Magill are you stupid
He doesn't anymore lol.
pill bottles
kainoamh go home kid. He named himself lil xan. He got face tats. He has to deal with the consequences of his ninny behavior, and I can tell you he is off them things u carry yourself like a zombie off the Xanax even worse than opiates. This kid is a dumbass
lil xan is the first rapper whose career has been sustained entirely by suburban white girls
andreja not entirely
andreja you spelled Post Malone wrong bruh
jroccblast post gets at least 30% of his plays from frat dudes so nah but close
G Eazy would beg to differ
Brockhamster would like to have a word with you.
i think he is legitimately one of if not the worst rappers of the decade.
How bout he's just NOT a rapper
I only liked 'betrayed' by xan , it was pretty good because of cole bennet
Change that “of the decade” to “all time”
He might be the worst artist of all time besides like Doug walker
Ever*
Did this even need a review? The creeky door joke made me lol.
Iron Gordon - Art fr we had so many good albums comin' out on Friday and this is the first review of the week smh
“This album sounds like having to take your designer jeans and putting them through a heavy wash cycle because you shit them” lmaaaoooo
lil xan did the creaking sound effect for "yo pierre you wanna come out here?"
Your use of lol makes me lol
fantano has kids to feed, give the man his youtube money
Feeling a light 2Pac / 10
ICantThinkOfAName SoThisIsItLOL LMFAO
ICantThinkOfAName SoThisIsItLOL lol w
Is he being urinated on on the cover???
Charlie Zelenof 😂😂
No i think it got bukkaked on.
He's predicting whats gonna happen to him in prison
Yes, by R. Kelly. Or so I've heard.
Damn Charlie spotted in the wild. You suck fool
“This album sounds like shutting your brain off” No words can explain this album better
"Lil Xan's Total Xanarchy: NOT GOOD" , and in other news. Grass is green, water is wet, and the sky is blue. Thanks for watching. -Melonhead, 2018
Actually the chemicals in grass are green, but the actual color of grass is brown. Water is not wet water makes things wet. The sky is not blue It just reflects the color of the ocean.
But yes Total Xanarchy Is NOT GOOD
Benjamin Khoury savage
Durrell the songs are still trash
Benjamin Khoury
Alright you commented on the wrong video boy-o cause I am about to fuck you up.
Water IS indeed wet.
The definition of wet is "covered or saturated with a liquid." For further clarity, the definition of saturated is "holding as much liquid as it can."
So, by these definitions water is wet, because all of the water particles inside the body of water are covered by an outer layer of water molecules, making them wet, and the outer most layer of molecules is saturated with water, therefore also making them wet.
Water.
Is.
Wet.
Roddy Evans lmao
he gonna go back to xans after he sees this review
Omfg lol
awwwwh poor lil xan
thats good let him od
indeed jesus christ why are people so god damn sadistic?
back to? Dude clearly never stopped
Lil Xan makes music for 14-year old Instagram girls that pay $40 for a gram
ActuallyDarcy lmaooo
Nice rhymes
ActuallyDarcy so pretty much like lil peep
Preach.
$80 for some oregano
If lil xan dies soon.. ill start questioning this melon more than I already do
Well he did overdose on hot cheetos.
@@josephancion2190 lol thanks for reminding me that.
Lil Xan? More like Lil Ban-this-album-from-existence
Evan Esqueda Lol, but yeah for real though this album fucking sucks
Stop getting top comment
Has to be the worst album cover i've seen in a while
Oscar Pearce looks like a FTM getting jizzed on.
He looks like Josh from Mr. Meaty, which is an insult to Josh😂😂😂
Oscar Pearce his face makes me want to punch him.
Imagine being this uninspired at the start of your music career
He's inspired by uninspired xanax popping. meta af.
kant stop u don’t know what pills do to u
Louie Tavares i was addicted to xanax, started takin em when i was 15 once or twice a month slowly increasing frequency over 2 years and by senior year i was taking a minimum of 4 a day, but definitely had days in the double digits. I realized what i was doin wasnt helping the problems that made me start doin drugs in the first place and were turning me into some1 i didnt recognize and decided to change before its too late. went into mania for 6 days when i quit taking em jan 31 2016. Went to NA meetings pretty much daily to find new people that could help me stay away from that shit and it was the best decision of my life. Stayed totally sober for 15 months but now i drink once a blue moon when i go out with my girlfriend or smoke a bowl on a Saturday when i just wanna lay on the couch all day. You can quit, it doesnt have to be like that man, drugs do nothing beneficial for anyone, not a single positive
sean mcd real shit u off of them?
You only gave this album a "not good" because it wasn't good
I mean what can you expect from this
You got what's advertised lmao
yeah melon, you can’t just say an album is bad just cause it’s bad sheesh
Really shows his bias, smh
$10 lil Zan will die in the next month due to the fantano curse
I'll take that bet. (Because life isn't fair and I can't get that lucky.)
after this review he probably WANTS to die. shit was savage
RamGrabber69 hopefully
RamGrabber69 FOB is living, so it might be over
Heard this guy was MF DOOM and Jay-Z's ghostwriter
Yakka hahahaha
Yakka facts
You couldn’t think of a more lyrical rapper than Jay-Z
man, i like Jay-Z alright? don't hate
POON TANG "MF DOOM."
I don't even need to listen to it, I can just look at that awful album cover and see that it's Not Good™
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ Scooby Doo IRL
*explosion*
Yeah he's white so not even goin listen to it.
Looks like a blatant ripoff of Kirin J.Callinan's _Bravado_ .
Franken Peter he’s actually not white
Hide under the desk Xan. Your cursed
DanielFromMcDonalds you’re**
Swish no
@@t.c7454 Yes.
his cursed what?
It’s so ironic how he calls 2pac boring 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
J12345 Tupac is still ass
bleu and why do you think is good may I ask
I think Tupac is quite overrated, but oh my god, the irony lmao
Hafizul Faizal I'm not saying lil xan isnt trash I'm just saying Tupac is too. Anybody can talk into a mic over a heavy beat
Hafizul Faizal either way I highly doubt that he is still selling records like you think he is
It's supposed to be played backwards. 10/10
Lil Xan: Tupac's music is boring.
*Proceeds to make the most boring, dull, lifeless, infuriating, insulting, gutless, and tedious album in the genre*
did he actually say that
@@darkking3608 sadly
@@darkking3608 yes he did
proud of you melon
Tupac Killed His Career 🤦🏾♂️
nah he killed his own career
Jay Banks and himself as well. He's probably making an instagram video where he overdoes on xans for sympathy as we speak
How did he even get famous
nah 2pac dickriders did that
no, people that respects, and gives credits that this legend deserves did that, not dickriders, i don't fuck with pac but i respect his shit
*tells his fans not to take Xanax and says xanax doesn't define him*
*gives himself the stage name of Lil Xan and names his album Total Xanarchy*
Something isn't adding up here...
jake ram leave him alone he’s special
jake ram Xanarchy is actually an anti xan movement
Jake Lee that's fucking retarded
“He’s like a creaking door that just keeps opening endlessly.”
melon bout to catch his 3rd white musician
Michael Cheslav I think Lil Xan is hispanic tho
Hes not even whitw
he's 56% white
Who was the 1st
he is biracial end of story
That album cover looks like it smells bad
Y e s
Nick Pigott 😂😂😂😂
Nick Pigott I thought this too when I first saw it 🤣
Nick Pigott I can smell it through the screen
If it's BAD in music, THEN is VERY GOOD on trap-rap! THE SPIRIT of trap rap is to be BAD!:
Lil Xan's career and fans are going to fall off faster than the American economic recession of 2008
Cthulhu Cardi-B Too soon
Facts
Overnight Success = Overnight Obsoleteness
I give this fact a 10/10
what does that even mean
He looks like someone who just came from MK Ultra.
Jw Nj underrated
@Jw Nj
I see you everywhere man!
-10/10
RJAY You know it did bad when the review almost sounds like a roast session
-10/10 I'm dead bro 😭💯
He’s like lil pump with no energy
Da Memelord so, lil pump?
corey bombom nope
Does this mean it's a 7/10
Da Memelord and so much worse which I have no clue how that's possible
Da Memelord no he’s better but by not that much
The white Angel of death has spoken
Dat Boi "angle" lmao
Eric Devito plz no
Dat Boi And we appreciate it alot💀💀💀
Lil Xan, all you had to say was “Yeah I vape” and we would’ve gotten the point
And he says 2pac is boring...
1Wild5tyle it’s his opinion. It doesn’t affect yours
Opinions are one thing, good taste and intelligence is far different.
A really really stupid person can tell me The Last Airbender is a great film, and although 'thats their opinion' it doesn't mean they dont have absolutely shit taste.
Why Bother I’m not agreeing with his opinion that 2pac is boring I’m just saying he doesn’t have to get mad over something that doesn’t affect him
1Wild5tyle i like the new Family Guy. I know it's a shit opinion, but its my opinion.
At least you have the self awareness lol.
Lil Xans body makes me uncomfortable
Bro he 21 lookin 12 ☠️
Savage Styles its the "McDonalds every day with no water or exercises" bod
Femboy
so is he asian or is xan short for prescription drugs
He's got that skinny-fat look. But the thing I'm paying attention to is his teeth. It looks like his mouth is going through a civil war. I've never seen teeth that look like they hate each other and want to run away in opposite directions.
White suburban girls when they listen to lil xan and feel sad for 10 minutes and then diagnose themselves with depression and self medicate with Starbucks: 🤯
Lmao
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯🤯
🤯🤫🤭🤔🤫🤫🤫🤥🤥🤥🤧🤮🤑🤡👺👹🤖🤖🤖🧟♂️🧖♀️🧖♀️🧖♀️🧖♀️🧖♀️🧖♀️🧖♀️🧖♀️🧖🏼♀️🧖🏼♀️🧖🏼♀️🧖🏼♀️🧖🏼♀️🧖🏼♀️🧖🏼♀️
🧖🏼♀️🐚🕸🦐🦐🦐🦂
"Lil Can"
I mean, he *does* belong in the toilet
"This album sounds like shutting your brain down"
"Weird friend who laughs really strangely at inappropriate times"
"Someone in a stupor....you wave your hand in front of their face and they just won't wake up"
"Sounds like somebody whose eyes never open all the way"
Hmmmmm....LET'S ARGUE: Is Lil Xan heavily influenced by Cal Chuchesta?
my man just straight up started roasting him, I'm dead 😂
Lucid he did this on the rainbow immigrant as well
You're not dead, Lil Xan is.
Reverse SteveJobs nah tupac is dead like literally
Xanthony Xantano
i have those shoes
Lil Xan's father was forced into the automobile industry because of his son's constant need for Pokémon cards.
wtf lolol
This is true, he would always trade the rare ones for xans
Cool Guy most random shit ive read all day, nice
Un Known yes
Cool Guy WHAT THE FUCK!? 🤣
Lil Xan...a titan of industry.
Bruh
Drake: I bet that Bussy tastes like skittles am I right?
@@uncleruckus714 no drake
@@pyronfox NOOOOOOOOOOO DRAKE!!!!!
Dear Anthony F,
Please share with us some of your vegan recipes.
Thanks
Bro predicted the future
Not another, Anthony. Your bloodlust is getting out of hand.
Lilthony Xantano
I bet that bussy tastes like skittles
I already listened to it, legit all his "Xans are bad" lyrics sound like he's writing them to try and convince his parents he's okay.
Traaaaash.
This album is proof that the kid needs to be slapped into detox or rehab.
Berke Beidler that is kinda sad to hear though
Berke Beidler not sure about that. I am guessing his parents either never really cared or have already assumed the worst about him, it's not like he was a clean cut straight A student 2 years ago. I am guessing he is serious about it but is just maintaining that drugged out image for the clicks and it being what all of these guys are about unfortunately. Smoking a lot of weed can also make someone seem similar to someone on opioids and I am guessing he still does that. The only positive thing is we know this shit will be considered uncool and over in a year or two (remember dubstep?), just hoping whatever teens are clicking on at that time forcing us all to have to pay attention to it is not even worse somehow.
He actually doesn't do xans anymore
"this album sounds like shitting your designer jeans"
More like pissing and shitting in them
wtf kind of mental issue do you have
Franz Farmer shut up
Franz Farmer fan boy much? Crriiiiinge.
Franz farmer is probably joking around
say hi to lil peep and chester xan because you’re on the melon hit list it’s only a matter of time rest in rip
acilisfan Wtf
Don't mention chester in the same comment as these skill-less talentless fucks.
*mega za*
Usually when he gives somebody a "not good" they wind up dying shortly after
acilisfan LMAO
lonely robot GOD DAMN
"xans dont make me who i am"
well if that was true his name would be Lil
@Muniz F it's half his name, it literally makes him who he is. Lit er all eeeeee
@@lopiklop did you really wait for about 8 months just to restate your comment
@@remyhavoc4463 no I didn't wait
Best to Worst: Awful rappers with the prefix 'Lil'.
Lil Wayne was good for about 5 minutes
Lil B and Lil Ugly mane the GOATs
Only good one is Wayne
lil ugly mane is god
They are all trash
1. Lil Wayne
2. Lil Uzi
3. Lil Yachty
4. Lil Pump
5. Lil Peep
6. Lil Dicky
7. Lil Xan
That’s all I know
YOU GAVE THIS A 9 AND TUPAC A 2?!?!?!?!?!??!
I didn't know it was October 2016
There is no album named Tupac, Kid.
Matte Museo That makes, no sense. Thank you.
And Lil Xan though Tupac was boring. The irony.
Calvin Nike both are boring. Tupac has one good song. Actually rap is just people rhyming like children.
Uriel Kosovo lol wtf do you know "uriel" if 2pacs music is boring i feel bad for your brain
Uriel Kosovo 1? Bro u trippin. Almost all Tupac songs are good
Rin Nohara you like tupac cuz it’s “cool” i bet lol
Quin Stroud Well I like him mainly because he has actual amazing timeless songs that has withstood the test of time unlike lil xan's garbage ass. Don't get me wrong, tupac is extremely cool though. lil xan will never reach pac's level even if we give lil bitch another 50 god damn years lol.
"He sounds like he barely has a pulse" LMAO
Rappers are starting to get carried by the beats and now they're all starting to sound the same, lyrics and beats included.
Chofey Juan yea...the only reason I listen to this new school music is for a good melody/beat.
Chofey Juan not all of them... he’ll not even most of them. It’s these lame ass SoundCloud rappers that’s fucking the game up. But kids like it so hey 🤷🏽♂️ people hated on the old school hits too so it’s whatever
Producers should get more "clout" than the rappers
Chofey Juan it's been that way for a minute sadly
what about ski mask?
Who else came just to see how bad he did?lol
Yasir Shakur "whatchu mean whatchu mean whatchu mean, like it's okeh it's okeh it's okeh" HEADASSERY at it's finest
Lol yeah that album was pretty bad 🗑
1/10
Literally me. I've never even heard a song from this kid. I just cant...
i hit 666 likes
Melons face lights up any time he mentions Charlie XCX. I think somebody has a crush
Bro, it's Charli tho
0:52 beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.
Now I'm just waiting for the headline that Xan died
Edit: I dont hope he dies, I'm talking about the Fantano effect
Bapǝrr Towǝll ᄅᄅ lil messed up man
Bapǝrr Towǝll ᄅᄅ can’t wait
LMAO. The fantano effect
lil 2 much
LIL XAN FUCKING DIES
_and literally no one gives a shit_
This is the dude that said Tupac was boring. Smh
Ernest Afoakwah i mean he is
Rob Shuki I mean that’s your opinion, but he’s not as boring as fucking lil xan.
I D K i mean thats your opinion
I mean he’s not
I prefer biggie
He talks shit about Tupac and follows it up with this? Nah son.
Alan Munguia he lives in a bubble where tupac is boring so in that logic his shit taste in music shows on his project.
I made about five track in before bursting into hysterical laughter in public. This album feels like a gta parody of cloud rap
Anthony's descriptive metaphors have elevate this review to cult status in my opinion
tintinsimon his analogies are pure anal😩
@@reven6e531 ayo
don’t have a problem with him saying that 2pac is boring, but I do have a problem that it was him who said it
SaucyRiley this makes sense
I dont have a problem with him
But i do at the same time
I eat beef but im a vegetarian.
I don't have a problem with him but I have a problem with him .... Okay??
Your Fucking smart bro :)
Mr. Bigglesworth its a joke
I really want to listen to this album now to see how bad it is, but I don't want to support it whatsoever
Cortez Pierson same lmao
Cortez Pierson even Spotify plays are too much
Cortez Pierson torrent it mydude
THEGOVERNMENTIS REPTILES. Wow. You tried really hard.
Melon head really did it justice I promise. It’s trash and theirs so many underground artists who deserve your time.
I keep coming back to this review.
It’s so quotable
lil xan found dead in miami
False^
If only.
I wish lmao
Is he okay?
Hopefully
2:00 - 2:02, 2:30 - 2:34
Death grips gonna sample that
Muhammad Abiyyu year of the xan
xan xan xan xaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *brain stops*
anthony year of the snitchtano