I still like the wall, but my only critic is some subjects kinda don’t connect. Though I would probably say; that is probably the point. The wall is a metaphor of walls we build around ourselves. It’s meant to connect to anybody, and that is kind of hard to make connections.
what’s funny about this is that the instrumentals in this album were impressively good, just the things he says and the way most the songs sounded are shlt
roger waters: *was put into a post-war nightmare at a very early age where teachers would physically beat children and puts those memories into one of the most well-crafted musical pieces of all time* Doug: i WeNt tO hIgH sChOoL iT's nOt ThAt bAd
Hunter Meek It feels to me like he used that segment to rail on kids nowadays, & at no point during the creation of this entire project took any time to consider the lyrics. He wanted to rag on his critics & modern culture, but certainly chose a shitty vector to do so. Like, wow.
@@christopherlowery3797 Doug clearly has delusions of grandeur. Nobody wants to listen to him croon for forty fucking minutes about his thoughts on an album that came out even before he was born. It would be like if I decided to make an hour long soliloquy on why I don't like Gone With The Wind. Who in their right minds would wait through an hour of my dumb ass saying a whole bunch of nonsense that boils down to "The movie was too long and Scarlett was a bitch"? Doug has all the resources to make compelling and interesting content, and this is how he uses it.
@@UncleKunkle I think it was meant to be some sort of joke about the Nickelodeon show from the early 90s, and I guess he got teased about it in his youth. First of all, Doug is a great show, and second of all, move on Mr. Walker. I remember getting teased as a kid for liking Thomas the Tank Engine, and sure it annoyed me then, but I moved past it pretty quick and now we laugh about it whenever I talk about it with my longtime friends. But that doesn't even begin to scratch the surface at the amount of shitty jokes he tried to make running gags.
YES, though it seems his Worst to Best videos are the ones that take the longest to do; last time I heard him say anything about an Aphex Twin worst to best being on the way was 3 months ago
The album cover pisses me off artistically. It makes no sense. He's supposed to be punching through from the other side of the wall, but his left side is in front of the wall, which is physically impossible. Once you notice it, you can never unsee it. you might say it... drives me up the wall
Only way it's possible is if the wall he's punching through is not the same wall as the one thats behind him... holy shit. I can't unsee that now. Well it's either that or both of those arms are punching through the wall at the same time and his left hand isnt far away but just really disproportionately tiny compared to his right hand. OR his entire upper torso went smashing through the wall at once, cartoon style.
This showed up in my recommendations and I thought two things: 1) The Nostalgia Critic is still a thing? 2) Who the heck was remotely wanting him to review The Wall?
Yes and himself. I imagine this was some sort of high mark on his career, so he wanted to tackle on something highly acclaimed. Shame that he... well, he did what he usually does.
Nostlagia Critic's fame took a dive but Channel Awesome's been going downhill for awhile since they lost everyone except for the main 4 they have now. He's still pretty big, his review of the wall has about the same number of views as this video, the'yre currently at 620k for the original and 671k for this video
He has to listen to a lot of music, more than the average person, for his job and 80% of music is shit. 80% of everything is shit. So it’s understandable.
Danny: Wait okay are you ready? Here it comes. Ready? Here it comes. Here it comes! Here it comes! HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!! (Insert any song from this album) *AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@@superpants07 there was the "sorry you feel this way" post on the website. Later they wrote a weak defense on very few of the complaints. As a bonus, this second post revelead by accident that Jewario was a sexual predator
*Roger Waters:* "Y'know, I fear my rock star status is seriously starting to alienate me from my fellow man, and that kind of makes me depressed and fear for my sanity. And so I feel I must ruminate on what brought me to this point, like my childhood spent without my father, who died before I was born, an adolescence living under a hellish authoritarian school system and the constant fear of nuclear annihilation happening at any time and without any warning. Of course, there is also my struggles with the anxiety of living under a modern, capitalist system and the fear that the forces of Fascism that my father gave his life to stop might one day come back and that I might turn out insane like my best friend, Syd. I'd like to imagine that a lot of my generation feel this way, and it might bring them comfort and contemplation to hear these feelings reflected in art." *The Nostalgia Critic:* "LOL YOUR JUST WHINING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL SUCKS! LMAO, OSCAR BAIT SONGS!" [FART NOISE]
The Wall wasnt about Roger Waters. Why on earth do all the current fans think this? It was based on Pink Floyd's first lead, Syd B. It was his life Pink in TW was based on.
@@Anonymous.Throne It definitely applies in this case. A lot of people are taking their chance to shit all over him, when he used to be one of the most beloved content creators on TH-cam.
@@blakseed That's all this is, people taking their chance. He said right in the review, twice, that he liked the movie. This is people blowing it out of proportion for clicks.
@@Brainhorn how does the little mention about his love for Floyd at the start and end neutralize all of the rest of the review where he shits on the album?
How does one guy acting against himself with two static camera angles have better acting, editing and comedic timing, and better recording quality than a guy with a whole production company and sketch troupe of actors?
@@ArchibaldClumpy Just because a guy has a whole production company with a bunch of actors does not automatically mean he is capable of making a good production.
“Leave The Wall Alone” Lyrics: (Verse) We don’t need this lame-ass album Just seems like you’re trying to troll Hope you wrote big checks to Scallon Critic, leave ‘The Wall’ alone (Chorus) Hey, Critic Leave ‘The Wall’ alone All in all it’s just not very funny at all All in all it’s just not very funny at all (Verse) We don’t need this awful album Wondering if you have a soul Hope you made it rain on Scallon Critic, leave ‘The Wall’ alone (Chorus) Hey, Critic Leave ‘The Wall’ alone All in all it’s just not very funny at all All in all it’s just not good (Outro) It’s not good *explosion*
Honestly, Fantano needs to make a true parody version of The Wall, get together with some other TH-cam musicians who won’t abandon their creative integrity for a bad joke and really crank out a legitimate album.
It's kind of like that period of time between 2009 and 2013 where 40 year old men posted impact font memes about "jUsTin bEiBer bAD autO tuNe loOK like giRL haha" but in album form
Well at least it wasn’t 40 fucking minutes of bad singing like the nostalgia critics wall review at least this was just 2 minutes and the rest was an actual review unlike the nostalgia critic’s wall review where at the very end they realized it wasn’t even a review and the terrible CG didn’t make up for it
That’s like saying you’re the number one fan of some big celebrity when you shat on their shoes and sent them a model of their child’s severed head just the day before.
What utterly cracks me up is he throws money at things like Corey from Slipknot and a CGI artist so he can act like he's invoking clout and resources to show how "good" he is, but still can't keep his general production values from looking like something made in high school. I've worked with people who think simply spending more money on a project automatically improves it, and it's infuriating.
@WarriorKeens They got Corey Taylor cuz he had already appeared in Channel Awesome videos cuz they met him thru Rob Scallion who works with Channel Awesome cuz Rob Scallion is Tamera Chamber's boyfriend. Has nothing to do with Corey's son yu dumbass commenter that said that.
@@basedsouljah You're thinking of the Wingsofredemption video. DTRH's video of Spoony was only 40 minutes long (still long, but not as long as Wings' or Darksidephil's videos).
Alchemist Except him and Channel Awesome have been a bitch. Lots of drama and misguided video content. I just couldn’t stay for the laughs anymore. Started to feel more annoyed, if anything. Too bad. :/
Honestly the analogy to hating The Wall because a kid in school who wore a Dark Side of the Moon t shirt beat you up is pretty apt considering Doug has gone on record saying he hates the tv show Doug all because kids in school bullied him since he shares the same name. At first the running joke was funny, to hate something over such a petty reason but now his pettiness levels are so off the charts even when he's "out of character" that I can't discern the difference between Doug the person and Nostalgia Critic the character. He talks about certain films being pretentious when he himself is pretentious and seems to have a self inflated ego about him. I don't really care if he likes or dislikes something I like or vice versa but he is guilty of many of the things he is critical of, like not being funny or entertaining in the last 5 or more years.
I know right, like kids in school would constantly call me Patrick Star because I shared the same first name as the character. But I'm not going to blame the show and never watch it for that. Doug really can be childish... Okay no, he's always childish. He needs to grow up.
I know this comment is like a year old now, but since then I've actually seen some examples that show that Doug, despite all the flaws I mentioned, can at least take criticism a lot better than others. The recent OneyPlays stuff and how he reacted to it shows that Doug isn't nearly as egotistical as I made him out to be, or at the very least, has a much better temperament than a lot of folks on the internet. So in that regard, I gotta pay respect where respect is due.
That's actually impossible and I watch Nostalgia Critic (now very few videos only, rest of his long driven skit mix gets old, although, he reduced over the years). Weird Al is a parodist but wholesome in his approach, Nostalgia Critic relies on bitter and often scatological in a not really clever sort.
NC's style was always long rant about shit nobody cares about + unfunny skit or running gag that goes on for too long + a lot of yelling. I wouldn't be surprised if this whole album was just that.
NC ends up near funny in context of doing other things. Since he is not able to do mystery science theater stuff, he needs to reenact things. It is not the same and feels like a knockoff. That is my take...
I kept wondering if Olsen's review wasn't too gratuitously harsh, and if Doug's video could really be as bad as he said it was. It was worse. WAY WORSE.
@@FernieCanto Yep. His total misunderstanding of the dictator at the start of In the Flesh, and claiming that it's somehow vague, is completely inexcusable. And that's just a tiny sliver of its problems.
The fact that Nostalgia Critic and Channel Awesome never took any responsibility for the awfull way they treated their employees. And then releasing THIS... It just speaks volumes about their lack of empathy, originality and intelligence. NOT GOOD indeed...
@@yosefyonin6824 It's funny. Both him and Mike look alike now. Kinda makes me wonder if (and this is a very big IF) Doug were to just give it all up, would Mike really have the balls to take over the character himself?
d o o g can someone explain to me why everyone is jumping on the hate bandwagon? He’s older stuff is definitely a relic from a different time, and The newer stuff is still just far from the best things on the site, But it’s not like he’s the worst. Feels like everyone is doing the same thing as always, just looking for something new to hate.
I used to be a big fan of Nostalgia Critic but then he started having these obnoxious, dragged out skits with a bunch of unfunny people. It made his channel unbearable to watch.
@@KikoZenzen several past employees came out with allegations of sexual harrasment and misconduct. On top of being shitty employers. Look at Quinton reviews or the gamer from Mars.
Idk his reviews where he just sits by himself and offers commentary and shows clips can be entertaining but anytime he tries to do skit humor and involves his employees it's always terrible and cringey.
Accurate. I'd also say the line he points out in Master of Disguise describes him and his humor pretty well: "...the silly voices, the making faces, it was fun for like one second"
My main problem with this, aside from being a comedy black hole, is the insensitive implications of some of the jokes and comments Doug makes, whether intentional or not, and the way he takes things out of context in very degrading ways. He interprets Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 as “school sucks because all my teachers hate me and I don’t wanna do homework so I must rebel against the system,” when it’s actually much more serious and not really something to be joked about. The song was inspired by Roger Waters being abused by his teachers as a child, during a time when it was perfectly legal for teachers to perform verbally, and in some cases physically abusive practices on students. With that added context, the jokes Doug makes seem to imply that Roger’s abuse wasn’t a big deal and he was just overreacting because of hormones. Same with When The Tigers Broke Free (which is about Roger’s father dying in war). I’m not saying you’re not allowed to make fun of The Wall because it deals with these themes. I’ll admit I think it’s a pretty stupid movie at times, and I’ve seen very good and funny parodies of it. But good parodies make fun of the movie, not the horrible context in which it was made. This is a perfect example of how context is everything.
It's weird since he has some good points to make...but those are scattered moments totaling maybe 2 mins in a 30+ minute video. Those points are good too, which is kind of a shame.
50 minutes of him listening to the entire parody album and alternating between going like: *“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”* *”STOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIT.”* “Is this legal?!......... There’s no way. Surely this counts as a felony.” “Someone should be arrested for allowing this to exist.” *”WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”*
He says in the video it’s a love letter to “The Wall” which is really weird and hypocritical because all the lyrics are like, “this album is really lame and bad and Oscar bait trash”. His review might be the worst TH-cam video I’ve ever seen.
@@JohnsDough1918 Doug also doesn't know the difference between genuine criticisms and jokes. (Though it's obvious he's saying that because he doesn't have the balls to stand by his opinion)
Anthony’s opening song is a thousand times funnier than Doug’s entire video, and he didn’t even have to put in one fifth of the same amount of effort to boot.
@@floris1912 i think the implication is more that, if he just condemned the wall itself to 'not good' in a 6-minute review, that'd be kind of ridiculous
also, it's impossible for me to figure out what the depth perspective on this is, because the right side of the cover is fucking with me Is his coat part of the hole? If so, why is his left fist in front of it? If not, why is his right fist supposed to be punching through the wall, when he can already fit through it? This is some Escher shit as the product of low, low quality cover art
The Wall/Roger Water's message: *writes an album/movie about a rockstar that became a hitler-like icon to young teens and adults, portraying the fascistic control of the education system and how horrible school is on a child, all the while sending a message about nuclear weapons and how terrible they are on the world.* Nostolga "Critic: YoUr JuSt WhInInG aBoUt Ur ScHoOl!!! LOL LOL LOL XD XD XD XD"
This album was available outside of just TH-cam. It came from Doug's review but this was released as a companion piece as well as something that was supposed to stand on its own.
the jealous of success and try to cash in on it. why else would you make a video on hating something? If you simply didn't like it you'd just.... you know... not like it.... and not make a fricken video about it.
The cheesy try-hard satires always have been the shitier part of the Nostalgia Critic, when he simply dissected things he actually understood on camera, it's when NC was at his best.
@@leadleghighkick104 overly long reviews that rival the length of the piece itself that are just summaries of the media with shitty jokes trying to be criticism sprinkled throughout and miss the entire point of anything shown or said in what they are reviewing, while dismissing any sort of criticism as the antithesis to their intelectual masterpieces.
@@SentientHoodii Except Mauler actually uses good arguments and his points are usually pretty valid. His reviews of Disney Star Wars movies are probably the best on TH-cam. Really shows how idiotic the writing in new movies has became. NC on the other had made a lot of bad decisions including using cringy sketches with bad actors and going political (that's why I stopped watching his videos back in 2015).
Anthony is about the last "white guy vehemently under-reacting to everything" I still enjoy because he never forgot to engage genuinely with media rather than turn his brand into an extended spit-take on differing opinions. And frankly seeing Doug continue to build a cinematic universe around his BS is just sad
I was thinking "Wow Anthony, I kinda wish you'd stop doing this little skit and tell me your actual thoughts on the album- oh, wait." Brilliant. Possibly unintentional but brilliant.
@Kaisermutt it's so bad it doesn't need more thought tbh. Doug Walker asks the audience to be anti art, anti critical thinking and anti intellectualism. He doesn't really criticise or interact with The Wall at all - why should anyone give Doug that same luxury?
Doug tried to retire the Critic twice, but each time fan outcry and the failure of CA's other projects led to Doug bringing the character back. The feeling I get with Doug is that he really wants to break free of the Critic and do more ambitious stuff, but after Demo Reel flopped with viewers and the Pop Quiz Hotshot debacle blew up in the channel's face, he's become reluctant to try anything without the NC label slapped on it. There's also the matter of Doug signing away the rights to the Critic character to CA president Mike Michaud, so he's probably more or less forced to continue NC for the algorithm. Bloating the Critic episodes with story lines, filling them with more and more sketches and performances from his troupe and making them extra long seems to be his way of doing Demo Reel type stuff while keeping fans of the Critic happy, unfortunately these latest NCs just haven't been very good. The whole "angry reviewer" shtick is best taken in small doses and doesn't really lend itself to a 30 + minute format. Most of the online personalities who gained notoriety around the same time as Doug (James Rolfe, Lewis Lovhaug, Lindsey Ellis, etc.) have since improved their crafts and evolved their shows beyond just screaming angrily at media; unfortunately the same can't be said of Doug. He can be funny when he has a good concept, but he really needs to move away from the constraints of the NC and learn to better hone his craft.
“Hello i am here to criticize and assess a movie to inform an audience if they should make a purchase while implementing comedy to keep videos fresh and lengthen attention spans. Oh hi evil me!”
Please. At the time I didn’t wanna say anything,but much like the weird ‘reaction vids’ they did, I really hoped that was a phase too he really thought he was neck and neck with Seth McFarlane himself with these bargain bin skits oooooh
ya ne russkiy He doesn’t actually criticize and inform the audience, he just plays out the movie in offensively unfunny sketches that drag on for too long, then goes “I guess there’s something for everybody” in the last minute and that’s it. It’s like he’s afraid to actually state a strong opinion and explain why he feels the way he does.
I was expecting a larger dislike/like ratio. But then I remembered how increasingly difficult it is to defend Doug and Channel Awesome after everything they've been through.
As the daughter of an ex-hippie.... maybe Doug's dad used to get stoned and force him to watch The Wall together. That's the best explanation I've got.
had to double check that I read “nostalgia critic” correctly
My first thought when I got the notification was "that's a weird thing to call your band".
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I first thought it was rap critic and I was scared
Same lmao
Yo me too
I thought the whole review was gonna be in music form
Just like NC's review
Same
Glad it wasn't
came here to see if it was
ΤHE SULTAN I thought this comment was a troll, which further solidified my belief that this whole review would, in fact, be in music form
Saying this is a love letter to the wall is like saying COVID is a love letter to healthcare professionals.
Or how the Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show and Kamp Koral are love letters to Stephen Hillenberg.
@@SuperMarioJustin4 or the third movie. It's not the same anymore without him
Gottem
I still like the wall, but my only critic is some subjects kinda don’t connect. Though I would probably say; that is probably the point. The wall is a metaphor of walls we build around ourselves. It’s meant to connect to anybody, and that is kind of hard to make connections.
Adequit comparison
Nostalgia Critic is his own biggest fan. He'd sell his own bath water if he wasn't too busy drinking it all.
LMAOOOO
@LegoGuy87 I mean to be fair, it's more water than the actors in this likely got
Stealing this insult
what’s funny about this is that the instrumentals in this album were impressively good, just the things he says and the way most the songs sounded are shlt
Underrated comment.
Fun fact: as of now, this video has more views than the review.
Good. That makes me happy
Fun fact: as of now the review has twice as many dislikes as likes
Matthew Ham The Nostalgia Critic VIdeo
@@umphreak9999 Good. That makes me even more happy
Well, to be fair. One is much more watchable than the other in many ways.
Cal Chuchesta's dancing is seriously making me question my sexuality.
Daddy really be seducing the audience in Melon's videos
That damn smile...
Lmao
cal is just a player, what can you say
Cal really cemented my sexuality. 😍💦
10/10 performance from Death Grips in the intro
I don’t think it was funny at all
nah it was brock and hampton
@@ch3rri can't believe Fantano managed to get both Brock and Hampton in the same room together!
Don't you recognize Hopsin when you hear him?
@@papayer Hopsin is just a black logic
roger waters: *was put into a post-war nightmare at a very early age where teachers would physically beat children and puts those memories into one of the most well-crafted musical pieces of all time*
Doug: i WeNt tO hIgH sChOoL iT's nOt ThAt bAd
Hunter Meek It feels to me like he used that segment to rail on kids nowadays, & at no point during the creation of this entire project took any time to consider the lyrics. He wanted to rag on his critics & modern culture, but certainly chose a shitty vector to do so. Like, wow.
@@christopherlowery3797 Doug clearly has delusions of grandeur. Nobody wants to listen to him croon for forty fucking minutes about his thoughts on an album that came out even before he was born.
It would be like if I decided to make an hour long soliloquy on why I don't like Gone With The Wind. Who in their right minds would wait through an hour of my dumb ass saying a whole bunch of nonsense that boils down to "The movie was too long and Scarlett was a bitch"?
Doug has all the resources to make compelling and interesting content, and this is how he uses it.
Wasn't a thing of his talking about how he was bullied for having the name Doug?
@@UncleKunkle I think it was meant to be some sort of joke about the Nickelodeon show from the early 90s, and I guess he got teased about it in his youth.
First of all, Doug is a great show, and second of all, move on Mr. Walker. I remember getting teased as a kid for liking Thomas the Tank Engine, and sure it annoyed me then, but I moved past it pretty quick and now we laugh about it whenever I talk about it with my longtime friends.
But that doesn't even begin to scratch the surface at the amount of shitty jokes he tried to make running gags.
PostProduction we meet again lol
That’s enough foreplay melon. It’s time for Pink Floyd worst to best
I second this
I third this
yes
YES, though it seems his Worst to Best videos are the ones that take the longest to do; last time I heard him say anything about an Aphex Twin worst to best being on the way was 3 months ago
why? everyone knows critic’s Wall is #1
How does this rank on Pink Floyd's worst to best?
yes
Worse than AMLOR that's for sure
Best
Hey, Mass of the Fermenting Dregs! Nice icon!
@@zomgbezz Thank you!
great review anthony but then you stopped singing. very disappointing! liked and unsubscribed.
First ;)
D'Angelo Wallace well hella d’angelo, fancy seeing you here
Go away e-boy! /s
You are my favourite art chan...... Oh wait
Hello monotone boi
The album cover pisses me off artistically. It makes no sense. He's supposed to be punching through from the other side of the wall, but his left side is in front of the wall, which is physically impossible. Once you notice it, you can never unsee it.
you might say it... drives me up the wall
I didn’t think this album could possibly be worse........ but wow....... now that I can’t unsee that it truly is worse......
A mistake on the album cover, just like Angelic 2 The Core.
This is literally Angelic 2 The Core tier
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 at least Angelic 2 the Core is entertaining in a twisted way
Pretty indicative of how half-assed his content is overall, I'd say
Only way it's possible is if the wall he's punching through is not the same wall as the one thats behind him... holy shit. I can't unsee that now.
Well it's either that or both of those arms are punching through the wall at the same time and his left hand isnt far away but just really disproportionately tiny compared to his right hand.
OR his entire upper torso went smashing through the wall at once, cartoon style.
This showed up in my recommendations and I thought two things:
1) The Nostalgia Critic is still a thing?
2) Who the heck was remotely wanting him to review The Wall?
His ego
Yes and himself. I imagine this was some sort of high mark on his career, so he wanted to tackle on something highly acclaimed. Shame that he... well, he did what he usually does.
Nostlagia Critic's fame took a dive but Channel Awesome's been going downhill for awhile since they lost everyone except for the main 4 they have now. He's still pretty big, his review of the wall has about the same number of views as this video, the'yre currently at 620k for the original and 671k for this video
@@arthas640 That Like/Dislike ratio though! Compared to this vid.
Plinko Penguin Mm true-still, it’s not like controversy has ever been a deterrent for the algorithm
2019’s worst albums list is going to be amazing
that video finna be so fire lmao
I love how in any other year, this would probably be #1, but in 2019, it's questionable whether this would make the Top 5, lol
The worst albums of the decade list is gonna be even better
The year of not goods
Lel
Wait a second, did the Nostalgia Critic just take off his hat, his outfit, and gain a few pounds so that he can bash his album?
@Whiplash95
Damn, son! Shots fired!
DAMN DOUG GOT THICC
if you mean a few pounds of muscle then yes, yes he did
@@mr.robertdobalina9199 DAMN BOI HE THICC
Needledrop is just Nostalgia Critic for music
I love how Fantano permanently has that "tired of this shit" look on his face. Albums like this can explain exactly why that is too.
He has to listen to a lot of music, more than the average person, for his job and 80% of music is shit. 80% of everything is shit. So it’s understandable.
90%
Critic blocked my twitter for saying his sonic amv wasn’t well done. And the thing was, I didn’t even tag him.
That's terrifying
Critic made a Sonic AMV?
Joey Flippin' Batts 1 - I meant OVA review, but there’s too many likes to edit it now
@@OurFoundingLiars The sad part is I totally believed for about 10 minutes that Critic was making shitty Sonic X AMV's with the rest of us back in '06
Doug walker is the kind of guy to check how many likes his youtube comment got
“Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall”
We truly live in the worst timeline.
Danny looks so disgusted in your profile pic and it is absolute perfection
But then the next day "we gotta start eating babies". Best timeline.
Jüń Evil troy and evil abed in the moooorning
Danny: Wait okay are you ready? Here it comes. Ready? Here it comes. Here it comes! Here it comes! HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!! (Insert any song from this album) *AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@@rosesongoku6980 funny reference. I'll like to show my satisfaction
The fact that Fantano usually gives parody reviews to parody albums proves how awful this album really is.
yes
Nostalgia Critic's album was the worst thing to happen on September 11th
Phishfood6485 (spits drink) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS CAME OUT ON SEPTEMBER 11th!?
Oof, but fucking true
Uh, the Nostalgia Critic's review came out in September 18th.
@@user-iw5di7kj7q Worst thing to happen in September about structures collapsing, I guess
Tasteless
Channel Awesome's treatment of their employees: NOT GOOD
THIS
Did they ever even apologize for that whole debacle? What a shit show that was...is...
@@superpants07 there was the "sorry you feel this way" post on the website. Later they wrote a weak defense on very few of the complaints. As a bonus, this second post revelead by accident that Jewario was a sexual predator
@@LucasSampaioMaia If anyone has "wario" in his name, I should almost expect him to be a flatulent, creepy bastard.
@@seymourglass26 your lack of consideration for warios around the world offends me
Damn, Nostalgia Critic went downhill since he got kicked out of BROCKHAMPTON for mugging Dom's friend.
😂😂😂
I haven't laughed at a comment like this on Fantano's channel in a while.
Darth Boxman incredible comment
Why is Doug doing videos again? OOF
yeah, doug walker should stick with his cringy sketches and far fetch critic movies reviews
Okay that intro was the best diss track ever. No vaseline.
perfect!
*Roger Waters:* "Y'know, I fear my rock star status is seriously starting to alienate me from my fellow man, and that kind of makes me depressed and fear for my sanity. And so I feel I must ruminate on what brought me to this point, like my childhood spent without my father, who died before I was born, an adolescence living under a hellish authoritarian school system and the constant fear of nuclear annihilation happening at any time and without any warning. Of course, there is also my struggles with the anxiety of living under a modern, capitalist system and the fear that the forces of Fascism that my father gave his life to stop might one day come back and that I might turn out insane like my best friend, Syd. I'd like to imagine that a lot of my generation feel this way, and it might bring them comfort and contemplation to hear these feelings reflected in art."
*The Nostalgia Critic:* "LOL YOUR JUST WHINING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL SUCKS! LMAO, OSCAR BAIT SONGS!" [FART NOISE]
fuck me, based
I’ve seen a small bit of it. It is.
The Wall wasnt about Roger Waters. Why on earth do all the current fans think this?
It was based on Pink Floyd's first lead, Syd B. It was his life Pink in TW was based on.
Sandra Bryan comfortably numb was Roger waters experience with a fever as a kid
@@Dovey31 WTF are you on about? Half the album (and the movie) deals with Roger's dead dad. Syd'd father didn't die at Anzio!
Doug lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
coolyco LMFAO bro I love how this is the quote used when someone starts fucking up. Fucking hilarious
@@Anonymous.Throne It definitely applies in this case. A lot of people are taking their chance to shit all over him, when he used to be one of the most beloved content creators on TH-cam.
@@blakseed That's all this is, people taking their chance. He said right in the review, twice, that he liked the movie. This is people blowing it out of proportion for clicks.
@@Brainhorn+ the review is honestly shit though. How about you try listening to peoples perfectly valid criticisms?
@@Brainhorn how does the little mention about his love for Floyd at the start and end neutralize all of the rest of the review where he shits on the album?
Everyone: Hey Anthony can we get a The Wall Review?
Anthony: We already have a The Wall review at home
The Wall review at home:
Cal dancing was infinitely funnier than the entire review from Critic. Like, not even a comparison. It was that bad.
i dunno the shitty "special effects" in the Critic review was hilarious. not intentionally, but definitely hilarious.
The sponsor was the best part
How does one guy acting against himself with two static camera angles have better acting, editing and comedic timing, and better recording quality than a guy with a whole production company and sketch troupe of actors?
@@ArchibaldClumpy Just because a guy has a whole production company with a bunch of actors does not automatically mean he is capable of making a good production.
@@ArchibaldClumpy anthony has humor, doug doesn’t
“Leave The Wall Alone” Lyrics:
(Verse)
We don’t need this lame-ass album
Just seems like you’re trying to troll
Hope you wrote big checks to Scallon
Critic, leave ‘The Wall’ alone
(Chorus)
Hey, Critic
Leave ‘The Wall’ alone
All in all it’s just not very funny at all
All in all it’s just not very funny at all
(Verse)
We don’t need this awful album
Wondering if you have a soul
Hope you made it rain on Scallon
Critic, leave ‘The Wall’ alone
(Chorus)
Hey, Critic
Leave ‘The Wall’ alone
All in all it’s just not very funny at all
All in all it’s just not good
(Outro)
It’s not good
*explosion*
another melon in the wall
Oh god rob scallon was part of this?
@@apothecurio Scallon made the instrumentals for it. Dude's some kind of white version of Snoop Dogg, he'll show up anywhere for a check.
'Leave the wall alone'
Anthony Melon Fantano
Ft. Cal Cuchesta
2019
@@wilberts.cubero3629 that's unfortunate because he's actually so talented.
Opening skit had more merit to it than the actual album.
So are we just gonna sleep on Cal’s Dance Moves?!
Almost as good as Buffcorrell
I was deeply aroused
weird thing to ask but do you got a link to your profile icon?
Cal can get down with the best of them.
No ill just sleep with Cal
Unironically has a much better singing voice then Critic.
Anthony is a pretty decent singer
If I ever made a list of “Top 100 Worst Singers”, Doug Walker could Land on the list!!!!
That's because he's not straining his voice, unlike Doug.
doug has a kind of pleasant voice and good vibrato it's just that hes obsessed with screaming and forcing it out
The weirdest thing was that Doug Walker used to be a tenor.......
That confuses me
He's the angriest melon you've ever heard!!
He's the angry progressive rock nerd
He's the angry, pop-alternative-EDM Nerd
He's the Angry Music Neeeerd
What was he thinking!?
He's gonna take you back to the past
@@MadWatcher he’d rather listen to the rotten album
@@TheMedjed-k9n of 100 gecs, and down it with NAV
@@TheMedjed-k9n of a road-toured track and down it with vinyl.
Wow, something that Nostalgia Critic made was bad and not funny? Shocker.
Nostalgia Critic almost broke Fantano
@LegoGuy87 what does that mean outside of the context of iodized salt?
@LegoGuy87 I came I saw. Praise The Lord.
At least it was better than to Boldly flee
Why did we let Doug Walker have a career?
That opening bit was WAY better than the entire album.
nah
It had a dancing Cal. That's funnier than any skit Doug's done in the last 5 years.
@@seymourglass26 in the last 10 years lmao
@@seymourglass26 skit? Doug Walker has never had a funny skit period.
Because it didn't take itself so seriously.
Anthony Fantano’s The Wall: VERY GOOD
@Just some guy Who is a guy the guy in this video lol
Honestly, Fantano needs to make a true parody version of The Wall, get together with some other TH-cam musicians who won’t abandon their creative integrity for a bad joke and really crank out a legitimate album.
Cal Chuchesta obviously ghost wrote it
It's kind of like that period of time between 2009 and 2013 where 40 year old men posted impact font memes about "jUsTin bEiBer bAD autO tuNe loOK like giRL haha" but in album form
I really hate that gape mouth image of Nostalgia Critic.
It just deeply unsettles me.
Don't you mean that skeletal rictus grin he's always making with the sunken in but still bugged eyes face he makes?
Meth not even once
I know right it’s as creepy as the one from the Jim Carry The Mask movie
@@gilfredyacevedo8129 Ironic, given how well a Jim Carry impression he does. LOL
SCP 096 has escaped containment
Anthony Fantano: “NOT GOOD.”
CA: “We’re sorry you felt that way.” [blocks on Twitter and plans another unfunny “skit” to get back at Fantano]
Another? Was there already one?
Amante in reference to all of the unfunny skits in his critic videos, i guess.
Who's CA?
@@poob9489 Channel Awesome
@@circuz4167 thanks
Anthony: “Not funny. Didn’t laugh.”
NOT FUNNY
DIDN’T LAUGH
I like the replies more than the comment, oh no
Nothony Funnytano here
@@crabeman5494
NotFunthony
Didn'tLaughtano
"If I dive too deeply into how terrible this really is, I'm gonna have a panic attack"
Folding Ideas: "Hold my beer for about a year, ok?"
FELLOW DAN OLSON FAN SPOTTED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD VIDEO ESSAY
We really gonna pretend that the two part harmony between melon and Cal wasn’t actually beautiful.
HEY! CRITIC! LEAVE THE WALL ALONE!
(HEY! CRITIC! LEAVE THE WAL ALONE!)
I orgasmed, ngl.
Probably better than the album being reviewed, although I wouldn't know because I'm not about to listen to it
Fantano’s range.... wigs have been snatched
Well at least it wasn’t 40 fucking minutes of bad singing like the nostalgia critics wall review at least this was just 2 minutes and the rest was an actual review unlike the nostalgia critic’s wall review where at the very end they realized it wasn’t even a review and the terrible CG didn’t make up for it
Actually Doug had the audacity of calling his album a "love letter" to Pink Floyd's album.
"I'm a successful musician with millions, how could I possibly be happy?"
- Doug Walker in his love letter to Pink Floyd
zingerale that's actually sickening
That’s like saying you’re the number one fan of some big celebrity when you shat on their shoes and sent them a model of their child’s severed head just the day before.
Reminds me of how John Lennon's killer was apparently a fan. Calling yourself a fan doesn't give you rights.
@@MidnightEkaki Mark Chapman didn't shoot Lennon because he was a fan, he shot him because Lennon said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.
this will be number 1 somewhere on melon's worst list of 2019 I'm calling it now
Idk man Chance the Rapper may have the worst album, simply for the expectations it defied
John Bacon well yeah but there’s Chance the Rapper, Flying Lotus, and The Mountain Goats but I feel Tool is the king of that
This probably gonna end up in his top 3 or at least top 5
Society we live in yes mr.jokeman
@@fireballninja01 Bruh that's kinda cringe.
What utterly cracks me up is he throws money at things like Corey from Slipknot and a CGI artist so he can act like he's invoking clout and resources to show how "good" he is, but still can't keep his general production values from looking like something made in high school. I've worked with people who think simply spending more money on a project automatically improves it, and it's infuriating.
@@MadWatcher Griffin was probably a fan
@WarriorKeens
They got Corey Taylor cuz he had already appeared in Channel Awesome videos cuz they met him thru Rob Scallion who works with Channel Awesome cuz Rob Scallion is Tamera Chamber's boyfriend. Has nothing to do with Corey's son yu dumbass commenter that said that.
How'd you know he was using it for clout? How do you know it's not just someone cool he got?
@@rockycuro7737 'Cause he didn't have enough money to shoot with them for more than a day.
@@Vulgarth1 how does that prove he did it for clout?
This will go down as the greatest NeedleDrop intro of all time
I don't know. The Gold Cobra review is a modern masterpiece.
There’s the Trap Lord Prayer intro.
I feel like NC is going to be on one of those "Down the Rabbit Hole" videos some day. That's a shame as I've been watching his stuff for 6 years.
I mean there is a whole video series about That Guy With The Glasses by, uh... someone else
Bonesaw By metokur just say it ya puss
Quantum I watched his stuff when I was like 15 until I realized I was skipping half the review to get past his annoying sketches
You can stop now.
@@basedsouljah You're thinking of the Wingsofredemption video. DTRH's video of Spoony was only 40 minutes long (still long, but not as long as Wings' or Darksidephil's videos).
You just critiqued a majority of Doug Walker’s reviews.
M B hahaha
I like his reviews for comedy not for substance or good points. He'll get a chuckle or laugh out of me sometimes
Alchemist Except him and Channel Awesome have been a bitch. Lots of drama and misguided video content. I just couldn’t stay for the laughs anymore. Started to feel more annoyed, if anything. Too bad. :/
@@maxis2778 his the room review was good
@@Probablylani I've heard there was drama a year ago but I still to this day don't understand
I’m still waiting for Angry Video Game Nerd’s Abbey Road.
Edit: I'm enjoying all the replies this is still getting a year later. Funny stuff, y'all!
It probably won't be as good as The Cinema Snob's Pet Sounds
Y'all sleepin on Red Letter Media's Are You Experienced
Dont forget about I Hate Everything's Paranoid.
Or Cinemasins’s Velvet Underground and Nico.
Shoot me
Anthony fantanos “not goods” is the equivalent of kira writing names in the death note.
To be fair, Doug’s had this coming a while
Dang!!! Interesting comparison.
I. FUCKING. HOPE. SO
I mean he already died once
You talk like Melon is too relevant but he's not. Most of his fans are just vegan hipsters anal sex lovers.
Doug's ego is growing faster than his forehead chasing his receding hairline
Doug's ego is so massive it can be seen from space
r/rareinsults
His ego is Adam Levine levels of egotism
...he’s bald.
I do not comprehend
"Not funny, not witty, not profound .. "
Normal Nostalgia Critic then !!!
Honestly the analogy to hating The Wall because a kid in school who wore a Dark Side of the Moon t shirt beat you up is pretty apt considering Doug has gone on record saying he hates the tv show Doug all because kids in school bullied him since he shares the same name. At first the running joke was funny, to hate something over such a petty reason but now his pettiness levels are so off the charts even when he's "out of character" that I can't discern the difference between Doug the person and Nostalgia Critic the character. He talks about certain films being pretentious when he himself is pretentious and seems to have a self inflated ego about him. I don't really care if he likes or dislikes something I like or vice versa but he is guilty of many of the things he is critical of, like not being funny or entertaining in the last 5 or more years.
I know right, like kids in school would constantly call me Patrick Star because I shared the same first name as the character. But I'm not going to blame the show and never watch it for that. Doug really can be childish... Okay no, he's always childish. He needs to grow up.
Doug lose the sense of self-awareness of his character, the worst that could happen to a comedian
I know this comment is like a year old now, but since then I've actually seen some examples that show that Doug, despite all the flaws I mentioned, can at least take criticism a lot better than others. The recent OneyPlays stuff and how he reacted to it shows that Doug isn't nearly as egotistical as I made him out to be, or at the very least, has a much better temperament than a lot of folks on the internet. So in that regard, I gotta pay respect where respect is due.
Not a fan of Doug (the show, I find it incredibly boring) but his reason for hating it is so childish and dumb.
I feel like NC was going for Weird Al but doesn’t actually have a funny bone in his body
That's actually impossible and I watch Nostalgia Critic (now very few videos only, rest of his long driven skit mix gets old, although, he reduced over the years). Weird Al is a parodist but wholesome in his approach, Nostalgia Critic relies on bitter and often scatological in a not really clever sort.
@@gameplaysolotheblade and also weird Al is and was funny. NC Was never funny
NC's style was always long rant about shit nobody cares about + unfunny skit or running gag that goes on for too long + a lot of yelling. I wouldn't be surprised if this whole album was just that.
@@gameplaysolotheblade Wierd Al literally put marbles in his mouth and made a better parody song than anything from this drek.
NC ends up near funny in context of doing other things. Since he is not able to do mystery science theater stuff, he needs to reenact things. It is not the same and feels like a knockoff. That is my take...
I am genuinely embarrassed to have ever been a fan of Doug Walker. Even if I was fourteen.
We've all made mistakes. Terrible, terrible mistakes.
Metoo
well, his humor was ok for the time, the problem is that he didn't progress
I still watch doug pretty regularly for the same reason I watch rooster teeth and wwe, punishment
Same. The worst part is that I think him and his fellow CA hacks influenced my way of thinking
I love this Fantano character that Cal created, so believable!
Ehhh I don't really buy it
had to come back to this banger after dan olsen’s scathing takedown
Guess you could say Folding Ideas _folded_ the Critic.
I kept wondering if Olsen's review wasn't too gratuitously harsh, and if Doug's video could really be as bad as he said it was.
It was worse. WAY WORSE.
anthony fantano's "the wall" is rly such a love letter to NC's the wall
that video is one of the most cathartic things ive ever seen
@@FernieCanto Yep. His total misunderstanding of the dictator at the start of In the Flesh, and claiming that it's somehow vague, is completely inexcusable. And that's just a tiny sliver of its problems.
The greatest mystery of all is who is still watching Nostalgia Critic in 2019.
Tweens and autistic people
And people attracted to teens and autistic people apparently.
people who built an interpersonal relationship with Doug and think he's deep or funny because of it.
People that are nostalgic for the critic of nostalgia. He’s always been awful though
@@stproducciones9140 I'm autistic, and I don't watch him anymore.
melon really just made a 7 min review of “not funny didn’t laugh”
Toby Melvin 😂😂😂😂
not funny, didn’t cum
That intro/parody song was ten times better than the entire album, and it took zero effort. That explains alot...
@@ChristieBrewster No joke, it really fucking is.
By God this is something that's just making this whole thing worse.
One thing I’m happy for: Lindsay Ellis gets nominated for a Hugo Award, Doug Walker gets a Not Good from Fantano.
Lindsay got nominated for a Hugo?! That’s awesome! I’ve heard good things about her book
@@blakemeads9225 yuh
@@blakemeads9225 I think it was for her hobbit review series which pretty sure Ian McKellen retweeted.
@@taylorsly2392 Oh really? Certainly well deserved. That series was very well done
@@blakemeads9225 She also got nominated for Axiom's End as well and has also done video essays/editorials for PBS Digital Studios.
Sorry Corey Feldman, but your record for "worst album of the decade" has now been taken by a movie critic.
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WERE TOGETHER, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WANTED CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
At least Feldman exposes pedophiles instead of covering for them like Doug or Haim's garbage mother.
Absurd Alien an alleged movie critic
Honestly, say what you will about Feldman's album, but at least it doesn't try to sully the legacy of a beloved classic album.
Nostalgia Critic’s Career: NOT GOOD
@Donald Smith Look up the "Change the Channel" controversy.
/thread
Donald Smith
He isn’t and has never been funny. Also his criticism is obvious at best.
@Something New he likes? You re talking for the same jewwario who killed himself years ago? Are you a fuckin idiot?
James Rolfe's Career: Strong 8 to light 9.
This review actually syncs up perfectly to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
THE FILM CRITIC IS ON THE GRASS
U trollin
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit.
It doesn’t :(
Dark Side Of The Needle
Corey Feldman: “I’m gonna release the worst album of the decade.”
Doug: “Hold my hammer.”
Me: you two are the worst artists ever and they dosen't know how to singing and yours singing really suck
The fact that Nostalgia Critic and Channel Awesome never took any responsibility for the awfull way they treated their employees.
And then releasing THIS...
It just speaks volumes about their lack of empathy, originality and intelligence. NOT GOOD indeed...
if he will talk about it, he will be fired. and CA officially owns the Nostaliga Critic brand, so Doug wouldn't be able to keep making videos.
Alleged way they treated their employees. After all the lies Lupa got caught up in, it's casting doubt on the whole thing
Brainhorn He's still an egomaniacal dickhead who can't critique for shit and lacks the inteligence to comprehend anything that isn't a kids movie
@@yosefyonin6824 It's funny. Both him and Mike look alike now. Kinda makes me wonder if (and this is a very big IF) Doug were to just give it all up, would Mike really have the balls to take over the character himself?
Whats the situation with the employees
Nostalgia Critic: "when unfunny nerds somehow develop an ego because they're slightly less unfunny than their peers"
d o o g can someone explain to me why everyone is jumping on the hate bandwagon?
He’s older stuff is definitely a relic from a different time, and The newer stuff is still just far from the best things on the site, But it’s not like he’s the worst. Feels like everyone is doing the same thing as always, just looking for something new to hate.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 same, it's pretty confusing.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 It's his ego and the shit he does off channel.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 I personally never liked the guy, even in the old days. AVGN4EVR
He's like the Denis Leary to AVGN's Bill Hicks
Isnt that theneedledrop?
It warms my heart to see that this has more views than the actual Nostalgia Critic video.
I find it funny that this has more views than the actual Nostalgia Critic video
Damn. That really says something huh lmao
Your parody of Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 at the beginning makes more sense than Doug’s parody.
I used to be a big fan of Nostalgia Critic but then he started having these obnoxious, dragged out skits with a bunch of unfunny people.
It made his channel unbearable to watch.
Fuckin THIS. Unfunny is right. Its a bunch of unfunny friends sucking each other's egos off.
And the sexual misconduct and horrible treatment of employees was also quite the turn off
Then he started? Brother that's been his entire thing from the start, man is the walking embodiment of cringe
@@andrewputnam2717 wait what happened with these misogynistic behaviors? I don't really watch NC
@@KikoZenzen several past employees came out with allegations of sexual harrasment and misconduct. On top of being shitty employers. Look at Quinton reviews or the gamer from Mars.
"Not funny, not witty, not profound in it's observations, just very...petty." You just described the Nostalgia Critic's entire career, dude.
The dude is a talentless douche
Idk his reviews where he just sits by himself and offers commentary and shows clips can be entertaining but anytime he tries to do skit humor and involves his employees it's always terrible and cringey.
Accurate. I'd also say the line he points out in Master of Disguise describes him and his humor pretty well: "...the silly voices, the making faces, it was fun for like one second"
I like his movie reviews and find him mildly entertaining but he should stick to that and not get ahead of himself.
@@molberding5 idk... i really like his commercials too :D
My main problem with this, aside from being a comedy black hole, is the insensitive implications of some of the jokes and comments Doug makes, whether intentional or not, and the way he takes things out of context in very degrading ways. He interprets Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 as “school sucks because all my teachers hate me and I don’t wanna do homework so I must rebel against the system,” when it’s actually much more serious and not really something to be joked about. The song was inspired by Roger Waters being abused by his teachers as a child, during a time when it was perfectly legal for teachers to perform verbally, and in some cases physically abusive practices on students. With that added context, the jokes Doug makes seem to imply that Roger’s abuse wasn’t a big deal and he was just overreacting because of hormones. Same with When The Tigers Broke Free (which is about Roger’s father dying in war). I’m not saying you’re not allowed to make fun of The Wall because it deals with these themes. I’ll admit I think it’s a pretty stupid movie at times, and I’ve seen very good and funny parodies of it. But good parodies make fun of the movie, not the horrible context in which it was made. This is a perfect example of how context is everything.
thank you dog from the weezer's worst album "Raditude"
I was genuinely shocked that he parodied “When the Tigers Broke Free.” How on earth do you hear that final line and think “yes, I’ll make fun of this”
@@StudioScarecrow don't worry they definitely respected that line (/s), they changed it into a bit about the wall being "whiny".
TIL Nostalgia Critic is somehow still a thing in 2019.
It's weird since he has some good points to make...but those are scattered moments totaling maybe 2 mins in a 30+ minute video. Those points are good too, which is kind of a shame.
So is Freeman's Mind, but that doesn't get as much attention these days
For all the wrong reasons
@Degree7 A lot of people know the Nostalgia Critic boi. Hes been around since 2007
he's still pretty big, his latest NC video has about 620k viewers, he's just not a chart topper on youtube anymore.
I’m sad that you couldn’t tear this apart more without risk of having a panic attack. I would quite enjoy you giving this the Corey Feldman treatment.
I would love for him to do that for charity on stream.
50 minutes of him listening to the entire parody album and alternating between going like:
*“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”*
*”STOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIT.”*
“Is this legal?!......... There’s no way. Surely this counts as a felony.”
“Someone should be arrested for allowing this to exist.”
*”WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”*
Just watch Ralphthemoviemaker for that
It's enough for it to have one Corey xD
@@johnnyflamevlogz8203 Break it down for me
Rob Scallon dated one of Nostalgia Critic's actresses (Tamara Chambers) for a really long time, so that's why he's still on good terms with him.
Bleak
Forreal? Damn, I was wondering why he stuck around even after CTC exposed the crap outta Doug...
Lucky guy
Source?
@@rattailtony2900 Her Instagram profile has some pics with them together and he wrote a song called " Tamara "
Shout out to the 23,000 people who have heard about Nostalgia Critic’s “The Wall” but have never experienced it.
There are 23,000 people smarter than I then.
I've experienced small clips of it in other videos, that was bad enough.
😎 👉
He says in the video it’s a love letter to “The Wall” which is really weird and hypocritical because all the lyrics are like, “this album is really lame and bad and Oscar bait trash”. His review might be the worst TH-cam video I’ve ever seen.
Unearned negativity seems to be more and more his main thing.
@@JohnsDough1918 Doug also doesn't know the difference between genuine criticisms and jokes. (Though it's obvious he's saying that because he doesn't have the balls to stand by his opinion)
Jarling spotted
This is Jarling-5 do you copy?
copy, codename “bitch”
NC's the wall: a satire/parody on the wall that over stays its welcome the second it started.
Thank you melon for listening to this album so I don't have to.
@@S1Kclanschannel it's a reference, he is making fun of the nostalgia critic's intro sentence ('i remember it so you dont have to')
Anthony’s opening song is a thousand times funnier than Doug’s entire video, and he didn’t even have to put in one fifth of the same amount of effort to boot.
I thought this was a throwback review and Melon didn't like The Wall
I heard about this 'parody' a week back and hated it, and was hoping melon would review it cause I know he likes the Wall alot
@@Anomalocaris738 Someone doesn't have the same opinion as yours -> dislike
Hes always had a boner for the wall
@@floris1912 i think the implication is more that, if he just condemned the wall itself to 'not good' in a 6-minute review, that'd be kind of ridiculous
Same
That album cover actually pisses me off. It’s such a fantastic album that it feels like he’s defacing a national monument or something.
Is like isis blowing up a historical landmark, but the guy with the detonator is bald, annoying and sounds like a fucking jackass when he talks.
Murcia doxial 🤣
I agree and I'm not even a Pink Floyd fan.
lol gay
also, it's impossible for me to figure out what the depth perspective on this is, because the right side of the cover is fucking with me
Is his coat part of the hole? If so, why is his left fist in front of it? If not, why is his right fist supposed to be punching through the wall, when he can already fit through it?
This is some Escher shit as the product of low, low quality cover art
“not funny did laugh 0/10”
-melon 2019
The Wall/Roger Water's message: *writes an album/movie about a rockstar that became a hitler-like icon to young teens and adults, portraying the fascistic control of the education system and how horrible school is on a child, all the while sending a message about nuclear weapons and how terrible they are on the world.*
Nostolga "Critic: YoUr JuSt WhInInG aBoUt Ur ScHoOl!!! LOL LOL LOL XD XD XD XD"
He also appropriates The Wall’s message against fascism to compare that to the Channel Awesome backlash, which I think is disgusting
big boom boom bombs are bad? yiiiiiiiikes
Melon ran out of artists to give not goods so he's resorting to TH-camr parody albums lol
He only seriously reviewed The New Calassic because he's his roommate
He's reviewed other TH-camr albums before
This album was available outside of just TH-cam. It came from Doug's review but this was released as a companion piece as well as something that was supposed to stand on its own.
Jack McMullan And mouth Silence, but those albums are actually really good
All modern music is not good
Wait, how did Nostalgia Critic escape the Shadow Realm after Dunkey sent him there?
like most youtubers who act like complete fools online, his ego is bigger than his shame.
I know, he was below Scott in Z-Tier.
Thomas Jenkins
bruh please just let us make funny joke about bad album instead of deadly serious hate
I wonder if Scott The Woz should take over the Nostalgia Critic's Subreddit.
Explain
Damn, first IHateEverything, then RalphTheMoviemaker, and now TheNeedleDrop. Everyone's pouncing on Nostalgia Critic's "review" of the wall!
why can't i find ihateverything's review?
@@almostshawn3230 Probably the JAR media video where IHE was in.
Are any of the people criticizing him not fans of The Wall
No one's pulling punches since they learned he enabled the abuse of other creators and refused to apologize.
the jealous of success and try to cash in on it. why else would you make a video on hating something? If you simply didn't like it you'd just.... you know... not like it.... and not make a fricken video about it.
this review is such a love letter to nostalgia critic's the wall
The cheesy try-hard satires always have been the shitier part of the Nostalgia Critic, when he simply dissected things he actually understood on camera, it's when NC was at his best.
He's just mauler light
Hoodii mauler is so different in so many ways, the comparison isn’t there at all, not even the same genra of reviewers
@@leadleghighkick104 overly long reviews that rival the length of the piece itself that are just summaries of the media with shitty jokes trying to be criticism sprinkled throughout and miss the entire point of anything shown or said in what they are reviewing, while dismissing any sort of criticism as the antithesis to their intelectual masterpieces.
@@SentientHoodii Except Mauler actually uses good arguments and his points are usually pretty valid. His reviews of Disney Star Wars movies are probably the best on TH-cam. Really shows how idiotic the writing in new movies has became.
NC on the other had made a lot of bad decisions including using cringy sketches with bad actors and going political (that's why I stopped watching his videos back in 2015).
Hoodii I see you’ve never seen any of his content and only regurgitate what jack saint said
I had no idea this was even a thing...
I Envy you
@@cinemasnobfan1001 He does now tho, so we're all on equal footing.
You were better off not knowing
Don't watch it. Don't listen to it. Purge it from your memory.
Nostalgia critic has gone off the deep-end
seriously. what is this shit?!
Nostalgia Critic was born in the deepest of ends
Watch as he dives in, he’ll never meet the ground
he's always been in the deep end
he acts like a cartoon character and it makes me feel uncomfortable
Anthony is about the last "white guy vehemently under-reacting to everything" I still enjoy because he never forgot to engage genuinely with media rather than turn his brand into an extended spit-take on differing opinions. And frankly seeing Doug continue to build a cinematic universe around his BS is just sad
The album art alone should have earned it a Not Good.
Get it? 'cause the original has a white wall, and NC now breaks through the white wall?
That’s funny, right guys?
OF COURSE IT IS!! YELLING IS FUNNY XD!!
Did I capture the essence of Slug?
The art itself is good though
@@silverpangol6756 Nahhhhhhh
@@PogieJoe Yeeeeeeaaaaah
I was thinking "Wow Anthony, I kinda wish you'd stop doing this little skit and tell me your actual thoughts on the album- oh, wait."
Brilliant. Possibly unintentional but brilliant.
Those were my thoughts watching the wall review. Except I never got my wish
He's doing Doug's job better than Doug ever did.
@Kaisermutt well the thing about parody is, you don't need to bring up criticism against it. If it sucks, it'll let you know.
@Kaisermutt it's so bad it doesn't need more thought tbh. Doug Walker asks the audience to be anti art, anti critical thinking and anti intellectualism. He doesn't really criticise or interact with The Wall at all - why should anyone give Doug that same luxury?
NC and the gang are charging $9.99 for the album on iTunes.... I'll just let that sink in.
@@bbb4228 Because even shitty parodies like this album are protected by fair use laws.
I could have gotten this for free and they would have still owed me money.
anthony, screaming "a bat credit card?!" for 6 minutes isn't a review.
unliked three times and unsubscribed 5
NC stopped being funny when he started doing all the sketches and his reviews ballooned from 15-20 minutes to 40+
Doug tried to retire the Critic twice, but each time fan outcry and the failure of CA's other projects led to Doug bringing the character back.
The feeling I get with Doug is that he really wants to break free of the Critic and do more ambitious stuff, but after Demo Reel flopped with viewers and the Pop Quiz Hotshot debacle blew up in the channel's face, he's become reluctant to try anything without the NC label slapped on it. There's also the matter of Doug signing away the rights to the Critic character to CA president Mike Michaud, so he's probably more or less forced to continue NC for the algorithm.
Bloating the Critic episodes with story lines, filling them with more and more sketches and performances from his troupe and making them extra long seems to be his way of doing Demo Reel type stuff while keeping fans of the Critic happy, unfortunately these latest NCs just haven't been very good. The whole "angry reviewer" shtick is best taken in small doses and doesn't really lend itself to a 30 + minute format. Most of the online personalities who gained notoriety around the same time as Doug (James Rolfe, Lewis Lovhaug, Lindsey Ellis, etc.) have since improved their crafts and evolved their shows beyond just screaming angrily at media; unfortunately the same can't be said of Doug. He can be funny when he has a good concept, but he really needs to move away from the constraints of the NC and learn to better hone his craft.
“Hello i am here to criticize and assess a movie to inform an audience if they should make a purchase while implementing comedy to keep videos fresh and lengthen attention spans. Oh hi evil me!”
Please. At the time I didn’t wanna say anything,but much like the weird ‘reaction vids’ they did, I really hoped that was a phase too he really thought he was neck and neck with Seth McFarlane himself with these bargain bin skits oooooh
Nostalgia critic *used* to be good
ya ne russkiy He doesn’t actually criticize and inform the audience, he just plays out the movie in offensively unfunny sketches that drag on for too long, then goes “I guess there’s something for everybody” in the last minute and that’s it. It’s like he’s afraid to actually state a strong opinion and explain why he feels the way he does.
Change the channel: Doesn't end the NC
Melon: FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF
You act as if any group can just stop a person from uploading.
CHICKEN no but it did result in every single affiliate they had leaving them. Besides Brad Jones.
@@HEYitzED and Guru Larry. Although he's just there for the lulz at this point.
The Bloody Jester Yeah Guru Larry really doesn’t count lol.
Shut the fuck up you stupid normie piece of shit
I was expecting a larger dislike/like ratio. But then I remembered how increasingly difficult it is to defend Doug and Channel Awesome after everything they've been through.
Yet somehow I think their subscriber count is up from last time I watched a CA video. How?
@@admiralofcuteness I watched a TND video, how?
@@Jojo-uc9or I don't know how, but I swear they were at like 1.5 or 1.6 mil recently
@@admiralofcuteness Subs on TH-cam literally mean nothing nowadays.
@@linkinparkrulz2275 Really? What's changed?
As the daughter of an ex-hippie.... maybe Doug's dad used to get stoned and force him to watch The Wall together. That's the best explanation I've got.