Drinker's Chasers - Agatha Is Literally For Wine Moms
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- Well, its a bold strategy but as best we can figure it, Agatha All Along is a show designed expressely for single middle-aged wine moms with nothing better to do with their lives.
It was Apathy All Along!
fans : "cast it into the fire, destroy it!"
disney: no
or Agony All Along
and that is the death knell to any entertainment, if it makes me yawn you failed. Getting people angry is far better than boredom.
🏆
Pinnable
Marvel: We're gonna make Agatha all along for middle-aged women who probably don't even watch our material.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. 🎉
💯💯💯💯. THIS
In the past wine moms got Carrie & Samantha & Charlotte & Forgot chasing hot, successful guys. Now they're being offered this lifeless piece of trash. I almost feel sad for them.
Miranda 😂
Why so many look like Kathleen Kennedy................................................................................................................................
A coincidence I am sure. 😉
It's the ATTACK OF THE KLONES
Normal late-stage development of homo sapiens, female sex 👽
@@busybillyb33 Yup, all raised on non-stop feminist indoctrination from they were toddlers, -all making the same horrible life choices because of it, -and all believing themselves to be oh, so special.
Because KK is also a witch.
Is any of these fucking shows NOT intended for wine moms?
Wine moms aren't even watching this.
@@saltycat662 But they definitely are producing them, once again underlining that it has to be all about themselves, or they got nothing in terms of creativity.
They seem to be too busy drinking or "cougaring" to actually watch the show.
They're not made for the audience. They're made for the creator.
Don't ask product, just consume questions.
Don't questions product, just consume ask.
Product. ask don't question, just consume
*Marvel Fans:* “Give us more of what we want”
*Disney:* “No, I don’t think I will”.
MODERN Disney: NEVER!
Current 2020 Disney doesn’t care about making good stuff or telling good stories anymore😞 I miss Older Disney and when it was good.
"It just gets worse"
Motto of the 2020's film-TV media 😂
@@krissteel4074 And more worse
Followers deserve nothing but shit.
I think actual Wine Mums would watch if there was beefcake. Go and watch "Charmed", it wasn't much better, but it had hot looking men and women in it.
But they seem determined to spit at heterosexuals.
I thought this too, and there's a very good reason why Supernatural lasted over a decade!
Mums 😂
@@jneilson7568love me some hot good looking hunters in flannel shirts
@@nataliabusko1432 capable men in flannels, and the odd gorgeous demon or angel in a trenchcoat, thank you very much 😄🥰
@@jneilson7568 good old days…
Just as a reminder: Agatha takes place in the same universe where Tony Stark holds Peter right before he gets Thanos-snapped.
That cuts deep
I'm a woman in my 40s. I have no desire to watch this. Marvel needs to get back to muscled men in tight costumes. 😊
Here Queen, you dropped this. 👑
I'm in my 60s , had a career but no kids due to things beyond my control. My idea of a chick flick: Tombstone. Ah, yeah, baby!!
I love you for this comment 😂
Haha, This reminds of the time I was a volunteer on a obstacle run for women. I swear 70% of the women who passed my post joked that me and I buddy should have been shirtless! Cant blame them for wanting a little eye candy while out on a run 😂
How you tell stories is amazing!
Ai, Disney or the drinker?
What the hell has happened to Marvel...
It's going through pukification. One's it's out of that, it will go smooth. But dunno when that will happen.
It was ‘problematized’ so that it could be repurposed into another bland propaganda spewing mouthpiece for the State.
It…. went down hill and was always inconsistent, tbh
Siphoning money from Hollywood and taxpayers to influential individuals
Die a hero or live long enough to become villain, apparently
Rest in Peace, Maggie Smith aka Professor Minerva McGonnagall, the greatest witch from Hogwarts.
❤
She passed away?!
Good riddance
@@Usernamehear correct, just yesterday
😂 @@YouilAushana
They really think we care about the winking lady meme from Wanda Vision.
I didn’t even watch a single episode of Wandavision 😂LOL. The MCU is so dead.
@@chasehedges6775The first 2 episodes were actually pretty cool and original… but then it spiraled into mediocre slop like most shows these days.
@@kaj7135 Never watched WandaVision but The first episode of Moon Knight was pretty good but after that….. Also, Oscar Isaac did an excellent job at a delivering British accent.👍
Ok, this show has certain "target audience" thats fine. I just want them to stop telling me I am not allowed to dislike it, and it my fault it's rating are bad when the "target audience" is not watching it. 🤡🌎
Disney knows no one wants this/these shows, but it doesn't matter. The point is to put their beliefs out there, no matter what. It's okay if it flops, as long as their beliefs are out there. The point isn't to make a movie/show that people like, but to act as if making these shows are an act of "defiance" against the evil fans. They're cutting off their nose to spite their face.
Control over what we watch likely plays a big part of it too, as another aspect of the society wide social engineering, that has been taking place in the West over the past decades, a.k.a. dumbing down. Marvel used to be intellectually challenging, when it was written well. Now it's just stoopid stacked on top of more stoopid.
The Oven acting as a portal was copied from South Park: Joining the Panderverse, I think. So I have to wonder if someone there is desperately trying to signal that they need rescue.
Poor college student got conned by craiglist ad made by Disney
It's Wizard of Oz with wine mums.
What if I drink wine to you guys instead 🍷
Prost! 🍻
The "worst acting in a Marvel project" has some bloody stiff competition, is it really worse than She Hulk?
Is there actually a measurable level lower than She Hulk? If the answer is yes then this thing is in trouble.
Both are equally bad
what isn't literally for wine (cat-)"moms" nowadays?
Our last hope is Skibidi Toilet.
As a middleaged dog mom I feel discriminated against, attributing SJW attitudes to me…lol…as a GenX, I‘m far removed from all that! ✊🏼💜🤍💚
I also know what a woman is…..shocker! 🙄
I think it's specifically wine mums who are frustrated former theatre kids, tbh.
I guarantee you, wine moms are not watching this. I'm going to ask the women in my neighborhood and I can guarantee not one of them know this show even exists.
oh I'm sure, just because that's the demographic most shows and movies seem to pander to nowadays, doesn't mean they're successful at it
because even their understanding of what they **think** older single women would like to see, is wrong
How haven’t marvel investors completely lost their shit & started a coup against the directors & writers?
Because there are no marvel investors. There is only Disney and Disney's piles of il gotten money from the days when it made Snow White, Hercules, and Mulan.
@@VallornDeathblade And BlackRock/Vanguard enforcing behaviors.
It can happen. There's a civil war going down in Ubisoft now.
its not for wine moms. its for winos. single, girlboss winos.
Yeah. At least the wine moms had kids, which gives them a sense of future. This seems directed at myopic, misanthropic, misandristic cat moms.
If you despair about female directors, I think you'll find great hope or the future after seeing two films out right now: The Substance and My Old Ass
Maybe the wine is to cope, I could sure use some more alcoholism if this is what's served.
So the exact same target audience as She-Hulk, because that show did so well.
Imagine if Hollywood would hire writers who are capable of writing stories that aren't just meant for themselves and their yoga class.
3 -- 6-- 9, the goose drank wine,
The monkey went dancing on the street-car line,
The line broke, the monkey got choked,
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.
I don't get it. IS this show some sort of a really expensive prank? We've got middle aged women hiking in the woods, drinking wine, talking about makeup.. and this is supposed to be a MCU show? What's next; book club, shopping online for stuff they don't need, spa day, tennis lessons?
Exactly. I wanted some magical stuff, witchcraft, mystery, darkness, maybe some scary stuff, but not this
Not to mention it’s boring af
First they say the movie is not for you, then they ask why you didn't watch it, then they do it over and over again.
When they say its not made for you, the reason is that its intended audience is the writer.
Watching that show is Agony: All Along.
I think the only positive I have for it is that the practical sets look kind of cool. It's great seeing tactile sets that someone sculpted and built instead of green screened. I wish they had a good story or actors to go with those sets though.
Dam, I was kidnapped by a women as a child. To only go home and not be believed or cared about by my own mother who's a sociopath.
This marvel series seems so untethered like the acolyte. No rules or binds that helps the scene or character. Witches are suppose at minimum be prepared in any movie. The reason why gandolph and other wizards or witches are great to be characters because they are prepared and quick with what they know. The old movie Warlock the intensity is there because the villain is fast, pursuing and intense. Not cheering woman that want to be girl boss quip saying Ryan Reynolds wannna be. To much to say on this. Blah to this series.
Gandolph Lungrend would have made this movie better.
Also, Sam Neils Merlin from the 98 Merlin series was great.
Fun Fact: None of these people like Funko.
In the past wine moms got Carrie & Samantha & Charlotte & Forgot chasing hot, successful guys. Now they're being offered this lifeless piece of trash. I almost feel sad for them.
The 4th one's name was Robert Polson.
If i didnt watch it, was it really shown?
Maybe the point of the show is to teach us that witches are vile, terrible, evil creatures? Lost knowledge in the current age.
Every single character in this show is just despicable, undeserving and neither fun nor attractive to look at
Apparently having show specially tailored for wine moms not enough, they also want superhero
Or they’re desperate for money.
@@chasehedges6775
You can't be desperate for money and do the s#it they keep doing
@@marshalsunrise6582 Good point but it could be both.
A fetch quest video game made into a TV series
I agree, the acting is absolutely dire. Take the Agatha actress as an example. Her body language and facial expressions are borderline pantomime, where on stage you necessarily over-act (e.g. voice, facial expressions, physical movements) because you need people at a distance to follow what you're doing.
Also AGaytha all alone . I dont know why this isnt catching on
Kamala Harris endorsed This show
4 Brits & a Snarky.
Reports are saying that it's their cheaper show and cost less than Echo (which cost $40 million). They didn't say how much it cost, just that it's less than Echo.
It’s not the audience that are the lonely wine drinking witches it’s the creative department of Disney this resonates with, cause you write what you know.
Funny thing is that the more channels and streamers exist should be able to actually entertain people by making something they like. Hallmark channel is a niche product but they budget accordingly to the potential audience. Disney makes a niche product and they spend hundreds of millions of dollars to do so where they need everybody to watch.
What if their big reveal is that the gay boy ends up being Mephisto ALL ALONG? I just got this feeling that they will misuse Mephisto bc of the Wanda vision fan theories about him back then.
The funny thing is, I'm kind of in that demographic they were going for, but I have zero interest. Would much rather watch you guys tear it to shreds!
Has anyone noticed that the closed caption choices imply the deaf are too incompetent to figure out or understand what is going on, so they have to hand feel them the message and all plot points?
I watched it after all these negative reviews, & i hate to say it, but it wasn't THAT bad. Def not as bad as the acolyte.
5 years from now this show will be forgotten if not sooner Disney is a just about quantity of trash it’s no longer quality of lasting memories
I appreciate the practical set designs but god damn it needs a story better than "they drink wine then have to solve the problem that came from drinking the wine".
This show feels like propaganda and P.R. put out by the Bril Society.
I mean they have to run out of money eventually. Right?
new fans of marvel because we're done with this shit
It was Politics... All Along.
For real my wife loves this show, and it hurts me
It reminded me of a [new] bad Doctor Who episode
Wine mom here. This show is a big nope for me
The kitchen has a sous vide but not a pot?
Middle age wine moms with cats
It was for wine aunts all along.
Charmed for Cougars
I have no doubt she was the best character in the Wandavision show. But that was 4 years ago, a different take on Agatha as a supporting role...
The power of one,
The power of two,
The power of maaaaany glasses of wine.
Snarky Jay & Disparu would make a beautiful couple
It’s for wine moms to poison their kids with.
“Let’s watch a show, mom!”
“Sure! How about some empowered women?”
“I mean… ok. Can’t we just watch Captain America or something?”
“No!!! Women are powerful!!!”
The next night:
“Wanna watch another episode?”
“No thanks, mom.”
OG Agatha Harkness is Nancy Pelosi without the 2000 Dollar daily makeup.
I'm a very straight male, who planned on hating the show (LGBT), and usually hate anything with LGBT in it, especially on Disney. However, I think it's actually great.
Well it came out at the right time of year, really capturing the Halloween vibe. Plus the characters are characters. I love this type of over the top acting, and I like their interactions.
I usually am against diversity too, and this show is like a rainbow of colors, 😅including even a rainbow character. However, I wouldn't change it, because every character is likeable and perfect for their roles.
idk It surprised me, and I really like it, and I'm about as far from a 'wine mom' as you can get, practically a Nazi. But....... I am honest.
Remember when Disney bought Lucasfilms and Marvel for the boys market.
"Wine aunts" would actually be a more sensible target audience for this show than the crowd it's actually aimed at. According to the showrunner, in an interview several weeks ago, it's instead made principally for _drag queens_ - an audience who don't care about superheroes any more than single, childless, middle-aged alcoholic women do, but at least they're a much smaller demographic!
The show almost gets it, but it just doesn’t do anything well enough. It’s self-aware, but it’s not funny enough for me to care. Casting a femboy instead of an attractive man for a show geared toward women is just stupid. Patti LuPone is a legend and Catherine Hahn is talented but the writing and direction are terrible.
Lance is lined up perfectly with MauLer's avatar in the background picture for the livestream. 😆
I love it when we get those little bonuses.
Hang on, now... Patti LuPone is not a nobody. She is an incredibly famous and well-decorated actress.
...if you follow Broadway musicals between 1980 and 2015.
I absolutely still love old marvel. I started watching Endgame again... it still gets teary-eyed.
Nothing wrong with trying to appeal to a wider fanbase - as long as it doesn't come at the expense of your core fanbase. The problem with these new marvel/star wars shows is they're trying to attract a fanbase that doesn't care about superheroes and star wars.. and are pushing their core fanbase away. It's like trying to coca cola to "green tea" flavor to attract people who like green tea... you're not going to get them and end up chasing away all the people who drink coke.
Today in Potions Class:
- Heat your cauldron using millions of dollars as kindling
- Use the themes of a generic teen-witch drama as a base
- Pour in the tears of a failed writing career
- Stir in the apathy (or overacting) of the cast, along with the tones of Ghostbusters 2016
- Season to taste with current day social-political ideology
- Let the brew age over several decades to ensure a mismatched target audience
Best enjoyed to the death knell of a once beloved franchise
Marvel gets Tony Stark to stop drinking, showing alcoholism is terrible. Yet, Marvel allows these women to be wine sponges. Marvel makes nothing of value.
The 70s country music variety show Hee-Haw had a segment where they'd allow the ladies of the cast to regain a bit of dignity from having to wear the skimpy, revealing hillbilly costumes.
They'd perform a choral number; a old fashioned country ditty or hymn. The show's matron Minnie Pearl would announce _"We're gonna sang now."_ then they would impress and Pearl would close with _"We're done singin' now."_
It was cute but they let the women's musical talents and range really shine. Wish they could bring that kind of respect back to media.
Funny thing is the Depressed Middle Aged Wine moms is the least likely demographic to give a shit about a shitty MSheU spinoff series 😂😂😂
Drinker you realize the only people that really could remember the sixties are pushing 70 to 80 years old minimum right?
Post wall, alcoholic, lesbian, escape room adventure written and produced by the same caliber of humans that thought Acolyte was a good investment.
Maybe Disney will give some inner city kids who have never been to an opera 200 million to write a sequel to Mozart’s the magic flute.
Marvel is like a fruit stand. But, they're not selling produce that the majority of people like. They are selling spoiled, moldy, maggot ridden rotten fruit, and getting mad at the customers for not buying it!
What movies are you watching where Kathryn Hahn gives the performance of a lifetime??? She's plays the same character in every trash movie she's in.
9:00 - Hallmark Movies! "White women get what they want (usually at Christmas) by overcoming minor obstacles!"
15:00 - The young boy character is middle-aged women making a "this is how you treat US with the _damsel-in-distress_ trope!" statement, blithely unconcerned that context is everything.
Yeah, it’s like people who think they have chemistry but actually don’t. Lol
I would like to point out that this show currently has around 80% for both audience and critic score on Rotten Tomatoes.
The only way I can see this being possible is the only people watching, thereby rating the show, are all the people that hate when the big corporations they love get any criticism.
Which also means we have finally hit the point where people are no longer watching something just because it is in the MCU.
Hahn and Plaza worked together on Parks and Recreation. Hahn was very good in it.
After watching Am I Racist? I'm now asking the question will Marvel do a show based on Race2Dinner ?
reminds me of she-hulk, just drinking, cringe, and feelings in hallways
Hopefully this show is just a relic of the dying age of woke-DEI hackery.
Made for a non-existent audience and made so badly that even they can't possibly like it. If I were to pick one word to describe this, then it is incompetence.
So, there's no high stakes where half of the gay and lesbian population disappear or something when a purple alien snaps his fingers?
Agatha... anyway. That would have been a good title.
The episode was an escape room. Do wine women love doing escape rooms?
“Wine Moms” is a term that makes audiences immediately understand what type of content they’re getting.👍
I thought someone was going to mention: puss in boots the last wish. That put different people through trials and that worked out pretty great
I am shocked! SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked but ya know 😂