In reality I am not sure what to do with breath and I don't want to be a pain in the end will only bring us to the noise of your profound and spiritual life that you can be different from the past and you have to be careful about what you do and how you can be successful in your life.
Well, I mean, she straight up says at the ending that almost none of this shit even MATTERS in the plot of Witcher 2 and means even LESS in Witcher 3 but who CARES because - look! She got PUPPETS, YO!!!!!!
I think she fails though mentioned the biggest point and twist of TW1. Alvin saw in Geralt a father figure and whatever you said it to him he would later on use that in his internal logic to justify his actions. Reason why witchers were attacked was that because Alvin believed only mutants will be able to lead humaning from white frost so the whole plot and everything happened because alvin was impressed by Geralt logic and reason and he twists it due to his loss of mother and other events into what is plot of TW1.
Probably just like Talar's recompense from Geralt for some info on Salamandra and Berengar's stuff. Direct translation from Polish: "I won't slaughter you like hog".
Been a while since I played TW1, I had completely forgotten how beautiful the loadscreen art was. Excellent summary, I loved the animation and dialogue.
@@ProperBird I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVE This! after having to watch a full 3 hour game cinematic movie cut of the Witcher 1 game I regret never finding this. PLEASE Give us one for the Witcher 2. Loving your lore series as well
I can't descide what is the best about this video: The great, fast-paced dialogue of the characters that pop up every second? The anime-eyed trading cards? The dead serious delivery of all of this? Or everything together? I think I'll go with "everything together". Great video, Jinzee, thanks for sharing ,-)
I almost never comment on videos, but I had to tell you that this was hilarious. Your popup dialog had me in stitches. As usual, you are awesome, thanks for your hard work!
I can't begin to tell you how much time you saved me. I've only played the witcher 3 and wanted some back stories. Thank you for all your efforts and humor
Hahahaha oh god I love this. How can one pick a favourite moment from something so glorious. The exchange between the mutant and Geralt was a stand out though. Also I'll never not find it funny that Azar thinks he has any chance against Geralt when he's an absolute nobody in comparison to Vilgefortz.
There is one point in the game when unexpectedly Alvin teleports to never be seen again, so probably he accidentaly time traveled some decades to the past and became Jaques.
This was astoundingly perfect! Was playing Witcher 1, didn't love the gameplay very much and the constant "card hunting" wasn't my cup-o-tea. Story seemed a bit slow and so I'm so happy I found your video while I was in the middle of Chapter 2. Thank you VERY much!!
This was a nice summary of the first game. I started with the Witcher 2 and later tried playing the first game but couldn't get into it because of the combat system/mechanics.
This recap was almost amazing, but it was very important that Alvin freaked out and teleported away, definitely should have included that tidbit, makes the story make more sense.
"Like the creepy little disease he is" this is gold please do the other witcher's! Love this soo entertaining I never played the game and was going to finish watching game play but this sums it up way better lol
Great editing! Loved the cartoon. Thanks for narrating the story, wanted to know the story for a long time. And also got to know the viper witcher's transmuted card comes from the bonus scene.
I got 3/4 of the way through Witcher 1 before giving up and eventually coming here. Witcher 3 is so good but attempting to get through them was a major chore.
This is GOLD. This recap is far more entertaining than the game in its entirety, I'm sure! My favorite video so far! Brilliant! Love your humor. :) Looking forward to W2 and W3 recaps :) Oh, and I wonder where Geralt stores all those cards? Anyone have a count of how many he has? LOL
i’m QUITE a few years late to this video, but I wasn’t even going to attempt the witcher on my poor poor laptop, and definitely not 30 hours of crunchy graphics before playing TW2, so I highly appreciate this video, and the humor really made it all come together 😂 thanks a bunch -your lazy neighborhood gamer
He dies from some great adventure chase (sounds like) Cures Foltests' daughter (again) Escel had a child of surprise (too) Is it just me, or did anyone else check that this was Witcher 1? Sounds like there's a prequel to this story.
Love your humour style...would love to see the recap of The Witcher 2 in the same style, maybe The Witcher 3, too? :D So actually, the shit kid = the flaming rose guy? But he's not being hounded and chased after by literally everyone in existence and ther mother, like Ciri is in TW3? Instead, the Wild Hunt are rather choosing to go after Geralt, for some reason? For his hanged man's venom sword oil, I guess? Seems to me like the storywriters were high on fisstech, when making The Witcher 1 xD
So I just started playing the first Witcher game, for the first time, just wanting to check it out and learn some more about the story after watching some of the Witcher Netflix series, and my god I really appreciate modern games now lol. This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you so much for making this! I bet it was a great game during it's time, and still is, but the mechanics are just a little too.... a... dated for me at the moment lol :)
In french, “va” is the imperative form of the verb “aller”, or, to go. Whenever someone says “va fail”, it sounds to my bilingual francophone ears as if they’re instructing their interlocutor to... go fail.
This was amazing best recap on youtube keep Up the great work. The Water Lords Are Nigh! I really hope that line is referenced in cyberpunk I heard it way to many times on my playthroughs.
Understandable. That was pretty much my first reaction too, but I stuck with it to see where it was going. Witcher 1’s choices barely impact Witcher 2, if you decide to import a save, so you’re not missing much in that regard. I compare Witcher 1 to KOTOR 2. Good story, shame about the gameplay. If you can look past it, engaging with the plot can be pretty enjoyable. Of the three games, Witcher 2 is actually the one I have no interest in playing again, just because it feels so much more janky than 1.
Self-promotion actually isn't allowed and just spamming my videos on Reddit would feel bad to me anyway. :p I always appreciate it tremendously when others enjoy my content enough to post it on Reddit, I just never ever do it myself.
This video was FANTASTIC! I had to watch it half a dozen times because I kept missing things, due to all the giggling. Your videos make me feel so darn happy!
We sad of Leo death, because he's the last and only new generation of witchers at that point, he even didn't finished his training. His death meant end of witchers, its not about the character its about meaning of his existence. Just imagine, you are order of warrior monks, non can have children, no one knows your tradition and story except yourself. And one day the sole survivor of last younglings suddenly dies and ability to make new witchers is gone, the future is done. The dread in the hearts of witchers is real, that's why Geralt looks happiest in 3rds ending, where Siri stays as meta-witcher (she will never be a real one, but at least with her Witchers legend and traditions live a litle longer) Pretty sure, Leo's ghost hunts Geralt, because he feels the most guilt, afterwards he was the one who couldn't protect Leo
‘Collecting cards’ sounds so innocent if you haven’t actually played the game
Jigglyness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In reality its an addiction
In reality its a real mans game
In reality I am not sure what to do with breath and I don't want to be a pain in the end will only bring us to the noise of your profound and spiritual life that you can be different from the past and you have to be careful about what you do and how you can be successful in your life.
Never played the game so I looked it up assuming they were gwent related cards... Let's just say I'm quite bamboozled right now
Geralt collects quite a few cards.
It's the true main story of this game ;D
U MeAn You Did
You have no idea, mate. I spent more time with gwynt in W3, than anything else. I even went to the kurvahouse to play card games.
@@tanyasijani2987 and you have no idea what adults are talking about
@@tanyasijani2987 cards in first game were a bit different
Did I need a recap? No. Did I literally drop everything to watch it. Yes. Was it worth it? Hell yes!
Well, I mean, she straight up says at the ending that almost none of this shit even MATTERS in the plot of Witcher 2 and means even LESS in Witcher 3 but who CARES because - look! She got PUPPETS, YO!!!!!!
What I've learned:
Geralt likes cards and;
Salamandra is the largest employer in 1240's.
I wonder what medieval minimum wage was?
I think she fails though mentioned the biggest point and twist of TW1.
Alvin saw in Geralt a father figure and whatever you said it to him he would later on use that in his internal logic to justify his actions.
Reason why witchers were attacked was that because Alvin believed only mutants will be able to lead humaning from white frost so the whole plot and everything happened because alvin was impressed by Geralt logic and reason and he twists it due to his loss of mother and other events into what is plot of TW1.
Your wages? We won't immediately kill you. If you don't die from the experimentation, you can stay at Azar's place in the basement.
Those cards, man. Like medieval nudes.
Michael Bashford about 2 pounds a day
Probably just like Talar's recompense from Geralt for some info on Salamandra and Berengar's stuff. Direct translation from Polish: "I won't slaughter you like hog".
They could've combined the romance cards so nicely with Gwent in The Witcher 3...
Wanna have a Zoltan card? Well, guess who you'd need to romance!
That run into a twist is how other people got their Zoltan card :)))
a romance between geralt and zoltan is all i ever wanted and never knew i wanted it
No need to romance, just a quickie in the barn should be enough to earn the cards. LMAO
looking for the Phillipa Eilhart card, wonder who she had a hoot time with...
Thế Vũ Phạm
Well you get the Yennefer card from that bank dwarf so wtf Yennefer....
Confirms geralts card collecting addiction pre-gwent
Ok this is brilliant you definitely need to do more of these i love your sense of humor
Word!
It really looks like you put a lot of work into this quality content, great job!
The phrase "menial tasks" popped up enough times throughout this synopsis, confirmed I made the right choice watching a recap lol.
Yeah Witcher 1 is like 10% enjoyable story, 50% fetch quests and 40% running around LARGE areas with no fast travel
Been a while since I played TW1, I had completely forgotten how beautiful the loadscreen art was.
Excellent summary, I loved the animation and dialogue.
5:30
Triss checks Geralt’s internals but looks like he did the same for her 😏
This was AMAZING! Please do Witcher 2!!! (If you didn't go insane with this editing already)
Thanks! Probably after I finish the Lorethrough series. :p
You should just play it, it's an amazing game!
@@ProperBird I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVE This! after having to watch a full 3 hour game cinematic movie cut of the Witcher 1 game I regret never finding this. PLEASE Give us one for the Witcher 2. Loving your lore series as well
@@ProperBird х
Wait, you play THE WITCHER?! I thought you only played fortnite and shit lmao
GERALTO-SAMA
lmfao
fokin weeb desu
I can't descide what is the best about this video:
The great, fast-paced dialogue of the characters that pop up every second?
The anime-eyed trading cards?
The dead serious delivery of all of this?
Or everything together?
I think I'll go with "everything together". Great video, Jinzee, thanks for sharing ,-)
I almost never comment on videos, but I had to tell you that this was hilarious. Your popup dialog had me in stitches. As usual, you are awesome, thanks for your hard work!
I can't begin to tell you how much time you saved me. I've only played the witcher 3 and wanted some back stories. Thank you for all your efforts and humor
You are most welcome!
I played through the first game in 34.4 hours so approximately 34.4 hours
Now that's some quality animation right there really captures geralts emotions and expressions
Somebody: *mentions the elder blood*
AvalLac'h: *pops out of nowhere* DIDSOMEONESAIDTHEELDERBLOOD
An excellent summary of The Witcher 1. Praise be to Mellytelly!
"I swear, it's for my gwent deck"
Oh my, there are so many cards left to collect
"Bark Bark Bitches" xDDDD That is so much better than The Beast.
I'm a mega fan of everything you do, but especially the Avallac'h pop ups, not gonna lie.
Hahahaha oh god I love this. How can one pick a favourite moment from something so glorious. The exchange between the mutant and Geralt was a stand out though. Also I'll never not find it funny that Azar thinks he has any chance against Geralt when he's an absolute nobody in comparison to Vilgefortz.
i said it before and i will say it again snarky Jinze is best Jinze. I laughed so hard at some of those "Dialoges" :D
I like how you're playing the Gwent theme in the background, the card game LOL
Just now upon watching this video have decided to replay W3 just for more Gwent. God I love OG Gwent.
well. that card is just... amazing... like in the 3rd, but in card 🤫
Jaques was Alvin all along? They grow up so fast!
There is one point in the game when unexpectedly Alvin teleports to never be seen again, so probably he accidentaly time traveled some decades to the past and became Jaques.
This was astoundingly perfect! Was playing Witcher 1, didn't love the gameplay very much and the constant "card hunting" wasn't my cup-o-tea. Story seemed a bit slow and so I'm so happy I found your video while I was in the middle of Chapter 2. Thank you VERY much!!
Enjoy the Witcher 2 if you get to it in that case :p
i really appreciate all the effort and humor that went into this
Excellent well put together vid Dh'oine 🔥🔝
I think we must make it clear that the Water Lords are nigh.
The Witcher's Med'an. I understood that reference!
collecting cards refers to banging, to whose don't know
these animations are on point
Learned more watching this than playing the game.
The game is full of filler quests and errands...
Thank you! I love your videos.
“Yer a wizard Alvin” omfg I died!!! Jinzeeeeeee😹😹😹😹😹😹😹!!!!!
The water Lords are nigh!
This was a nice summary of the first game. I started with the Witcher 2 and later tried playing the first game but couldn't get into it because of the combat system/mechanics.
This was hilariously blunt. I am a fan
Starting another Witcher 3 playthrough and this video is always my first step
the way u tell the story .. so ez to understand its brilliant, thanks
This recap was almost amazing, but it was very important that Alvin freaked out and teleported away, definitely should have included that tidbit, makes the story make more sense.
You just saved me hours, now I can comfortably play the second game and totally ignore that I never have and never will play Witcher 1 🤣
"Like the creepy little disease he is" this is gold please do the other witcher's! Love this soo entertaining I never played the game and was going to finish watching game play but this sums it up way better lol
ok
1. this is absolutely brilliant.
2. I didn't know what you meant by "trading card" until I thought about it for a second lmao
Had no idea Eskel was such a fan of the Beach Boys
Thank you. Your tone and everything were cool and funny. I also enjoyed your storytelling.
Great editing! Loved the cartoon. Thanks for narrating the story, wanted to know the story for a long time. And also got to know the viper witcher's transmuted card comes from the bonus scene.
I got 3/4 of the way through Witcher 1 before giving up and eventually coming here. Witcher 3 is so good but attempting to get through them was a major chore.
I loved this! Love your style, time to watch part 2. Merry Christmas!
Geralt every time he sees a ''card''
''This will make a fine addition to my collection''
Just got recommended your channel and I wonder why I haven't found you sooner! Amazing content!
"Collect cards" in Witcher lingo = Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
This is GOLD. This recap is far more entertaining than the game in its entirety, I'm sure! My favorite video so far! Brilliant! Love your humor. :) Looking forward to W2 and W3 recaps :) Oh, and I wonder where Geralt stores all those cards? Anyone have a count of how many he has? LOL
I love the puppet theatre aesthetic you've got here lol
Just needs Statler and Waldorf shouting 'encouragement' to be perfect XD
Best video game summary I have ever seen
Watching this video after reading the books getting ready to play witcher 2 but forgot all the lore from witcher 1
The second I knew the cards, the quickest I've been to downloading the game
when they all said "shut up Alvin I remembered the chipmunks"
This is amazing and hilarious! XD
Geralto-sama!
I literally watched this video every time I hopped on the game. The two kinda go together now
So i looked up the 'cards' that Geralt had been collecting... lets just say my mind couldn't process how i was bamboozled lol
The 3 Witcher games for me :
First ~ great story butt Chitty mechanics
Second ~ good everything
Third ~ MASTERPIECE 🍷
i’m QUITE a few years late to this video, but I wasn’t even going to attempt the witcher on my poor poor laptop, and definitely not 30 hours of crunchy graphics before playing TW2, so I highly appreciate this video, and the humor really made it all come together 😂 thanks a bunch -your lazy neighborhood gamer
This Salamandra dude gets around wtf
OMG I'm absolutely in love with how you pronounce these names 🤣🤣🤣 Love your channel and always happy to see a new video.
So, this is why I have to tune into your live streams as often as possible. Even if it's for a moment or so. So many Lolz!
I adore how you recapped this, so many cards ^_^
He dies from some great adventure chase (sounds like)
Cures Foltests' daughter (again)
Escel had a child of surprise (too)
Is it just me, or did anyone else check that this was Witcher 1? Sounds like there's a prequel to this story.
Thank you, that was exactly what i was looking for.
Thanks for saving me from the nightmare
I never played the first game, didn't realize how many cards he collected, like damn
Love your humour style...would love to see the recap of The Witcher 2 in the same style, maybe The Witcher 3, too? :D
So actually, the shit kid = the flaming rose guy? But he's not being hounded and chased after by literally everyone in existence and ther mother, like Ciri is in TW3? Instead, the Wild Hunt are rather choosing to go after Geralt, for some reason? For his hanged man's venom sword oil, I guess? Seems to me like the storywriters were high on fisstech, when making The Witcher 1 xD
I cannot bring myself to replay Witcher 1 after all those years so here I am. Onwards to Witcher 2!
So I just started playing the first Witcher game, for the first time, just wanting to check it out and learn some more about the story after watching some of the Witcher Netflix series, and my god I really appreciate modern games now lol. This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you so much for making this! I bet it was a great game during it's time, and still is, but the mechanics are just a little too.... a... dated for me at the moment lol :)
Bunch of excuses lol its dated not terrible
you have to mod it to make it more playable, its a bit of a slog otherwise.
....Here I am, again, re-watching this for like 8 times now. I've decided I'll keep re-watching this until a similar video is made for the witcher 2
welp... it has taken me nearly 60 hours to get to the point where the professor offs himself... seems like I'm not even halfway trough yet!!!
This is GENIUS!!! Cannot wait for your recap of Witcher 2 and Witcher 3!! Still laughing at this one!!
That was absolutely awesome! Voice work and animation
In french, “va” is the imperative form of the verb “aller”, or, to go.
Whenever someone says “va fail”, it sounds to my bilingual francophone ears as if they’re instructing their interlocutor to... go fail.
This was amazing best recap on youtube keep Up the great work. The Water Lords Are Nigh! I really hope that line is referenced in cyberpunk I heard it way to many times on my playthroughs.
tried playing the witcher 1, didn't enjoy it, wanted to play the second game but feared i might be missing stuff. Thanks
I came here to listen to Witcher 1,2 recap cuz I wanna play 3.But Wasn't expecting an angel giving the recap 😢
Thank you Manouk!
Oh lord, the speech 'bubbles', I think I'm going to have a laugh!
this is by far the best summary i've seen of the game, and i've seen a LOT to not have to play those awful controls before jumping into Witcher 2
Geralt tried to explain to yennefer, Trish was only trying to suck the poison out.
The voice behind this video makes everything.
Thanks for the recap-
Thank you summing up a story I wanted to know but not endure. Have a card
"What a tweest" -Jinzee, 2018
couldnt put myself through playing the first game with that combat so this video is just what i was looking for before playing the witcher 2
Understandable. That was pretty much my first reaction too, but I stuck with it to see where it was going. Witcher 1’s choices barely impact Witcher 2, if you decide to import a save, so you’re not missing much in that regard.
I compare Witcher 1 to KOTOR 2. Good story, shame about the gameplay. If you can look past it, engaging with the plot can be pretty enjoyable. Of the three games, Witcher 2 is actually the one I have no interest in playing again, just because it feels so much more janky than 1.
"Guess I'll die" 🤣
Why don't you upload your videos on reddit? A lot of fans would come there. The sub has a huge fan base
Self-promotion actually isn't allowed and just spamming my videos on Reddit would feel bad to me anyway. :p I always appreciate it tremendously when others enjoy my content enough to post it on Reddit, I just never ever do it myself.
Proper Bird Thanks for answering, it makes sens 👍. Keep up good work Proper
Jinzee where did you get all the backgrounds for this?? I love them, they are still really good in quality just as your vid :D.
They're the loading screens from the Witcher 1 ^^
Oh, Great to know! as you might have noticed, I haven't played the witcher 1 .
"Time for tea--"
Reminds me of Gowasu and Zamasu
The editting is great, minus the subtitles appearing for a very short time.
This video was FANTASTIC! I had to watch it half a dozen times because I kept missing things, due to all the giggling.
Your videos make me feel so darn happy!
He's really trying to build a full deck huh..
We sad of Leo death, because he's the last and only new generation of witchers at that point, he even didn't finished his training. His death meant end of witchers, its not about the character its about meaning of his existence.
Just imagine, you are order of warrior monks, non can have children, no one knows your tradition and story except yourself.
And one day the sole survivor of last younglings suddenly dies and ability to make new witchers is gone, the future is done.
The dread in the hearts of witchers is real, that's why Geralt looks happiest in 3rds ending, where Siri stays as meta-witcher (she will never be a real one, but at least with her Witchers legend and traditions live a litle longer)
Pretty sure, Leo's ghost hunts Geralt, because he feels the most guilt, afterwards he was the one who couldn't protect Leo
Thanks a lot. I would play this for story so that i'm not lost in witcher 2 but i just can't stand the combat. This helps a lot.
I just finished this game yesterday. Awesome video