The Full Story of the Witcher 1 in about 13 minutes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
- In case you've never played the Witcher 1 and really can't be bothered but you WOULD like to know what happened before you jump into the Witcher 2 or Witcher 3, here's a video.
Yes it's a bit of a joke but also you do get the whole story. Avallac'h with sunglasses is now canon lore by the way.
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‘Collecting cards’ sounds so innocent if you haven’t actually played the game
Jigglyness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In reality its an addiction
In reality its a real mans game
In reality I am not sure what to do with breath and I don't want to be a pain in the end will only bring us to the noise of your profound and spiritual life that you can be different from the past and you have to be careful about what you do and how you can be successful in your life.
Never played the game so I looked it up assuming they were gwent related cards... Let's just say I'm quite bamboozled right now
They could've combined the romance cards so nicely with Gwent in The Witcher 3...
Wanna have a Zoltan card? Well, guess who you'd need to romance!
That run into a twist is how other people got their Zoltan card :)))
a romance between geralt and zoltan is all i ever wanted and never knew i wanted it
No need to romance, just a quickie in the barn should be enough to earn the cards. LMAO
looking for the Phillipa Eilhart card, wonder who she had a hoot time with...
Thế Vũ Phạm
Well you get the Yennefer card from that bank dwarf so wtf Yennefer....
Geralt collects quite a few cards.
It's the true main story of this game ;D
U MeAn You Did
You have no idea, mate. I spent more time with gwynt in W3, than anything else. I even went to the kurvahouse to play card games.
@@tanyasijani2987 and you have no idea what adults are talking about
@@tanyasijani2987 cards in first game were a bit different
This was AMAZING! Please do Witcher 2!!! (If you didn't go insane with this editing already)
Thanks! Probably after I finish the Lorethrough series. :p
You should just play it, it's an amazing game!
@@ProperBird I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVE This! after having to watch a full 3 hour game cinematic movie cut of the Witcher 1 game I regret never finding this. PLEASE Give us one for the Witcher 2. Loving your lore series as well
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Wait, you play THE WITCHER?! I thought you only played fortnite and shit lmao
What I've learned:
Geralt likes cards and;
Salamandra is the largest employer in 1240's.
I wonder what medieval minimum wage was?
I think she fails though mentioned the biggest point and twist of TW1.
Alvin saw in Geralt a father figure and whatever you said it to him he would later on use that in his internal logic to justify his actions.
Reason why witchers were attacked was that because Alvin believed only mutants will be able to lead humaning from white frost so the whole plot and everything happened because alvin was impressed by Geralt logic and reason and he twists it due to his loss of mother and other events into what is plot of TW1.
Your wages? We won't immediately kill you. If you don't die from the experimentation, you can stay at Azar's place in the basement.
Those cards, man. Like medieval nudes.
Michael Bashford about 2 pounds a day
Probably just like Talar's recompense from Geralt for some info on Salamandra and Berengar's stuff. Direct translation from Polish: "I won't slaughter you like hog".
This animation is some Monty Python level funny.
Literally the best compliment.
Whoa! Easy there, roach.
Did I need a recap? No. Did I literally drop everything to watch it. Yes. Was it worth it? Hell yes!
Well, I mean, she straight up says at the ending that almost none of this shit even MATTERS in the plot of Witcher 2 and means even LESS in Witcher 3 but who CARES because - look! She got PUPPETS, YO!!!!!!
Confirms geralts card collecting addiction pre-gwent
It really looks like you put a lot of work into this quality content, great job!
Ok this is brilliant you definitely need to do more of these i love your sense of humor
Word!
GERALTO-SAMA
lmfao
fokin weeb desu
I can't begin to tell you how much time you saved me. I've only played the witcher 3 and wanted some back stories. Thank you for all your efforts and humor
You are most welcome!
I played through the first game in 34.4 hours so approximately 34.4 hours
5:30
Triss checks Geralt’s internals but looks like he did the same for her 😏
Been a while since I played TW1, I had completely forgotten how beautiful the loadscreen art was.
Excellent summary, I loved the animation and dialogue.
I almost never comment on videos, but I had to tell you that this was hilarious. Your popup dialog had me in stitches. As usual, you are awesome, thanks for your hard work!
Now that's some quality animation right there really captures geralts emotions and expressions
I loved this! Love your style, time to watch part 2. Merry Christmas!
I can't descide what is the best about this video:
The great, fast-paced dialogue of the characters that pop up every second?
The anime-eyed trading cards?
The dead serious delivery of all of this?
Or everything together?
I think I'll go with "everything together". Great video, Jinzee, thanks for sharing ,-)
Excellent well put together vid Dh'oine 🔥🔝
Great editing! Loved the cartoon. Thanks for narrating the story, wanted to know the story for a long time. And also got to know the viper witcher's transmuted card comes from the bonus scene.
i really appreciate all the effort and humor that went into this
Just got recommended your channel and I wonder why I haven't found you sooner! Amazing content!
I'm a mega fan of everything you do, but especially the Avallac'h pop ups, not gonna lie.
Oh my, there are so many cards left to collect
Thank you. Your tone and everything were cool and funny. I also enjoyed your storytelling.
After I heard "Geralt hits Jack so hard the Wild Hunt appears!" I couldt stop 😂😂
the card collecting is soooo important no one should skip doing that.
by the way great job on this video like always.
That was absolutely awesome! Voice work and animation
I adore how you recapped this, so many cards ^_^
Great job explaining and making it entertaining to watch as well! Thanks a lot :)
I also work for Salamandra and I approve this video.
This was amazing best recap on youtube keep Up the great work. The Water Lords Are Nigh! I really hope that line is referenced in cyberpunk I heard it way to many times on my playthroughs.
So, this is why I have to tune into your live streams as often as possible. Even if it's for a moment or so. So many Lolz!
Thank you! I love your videos.
the way u tell the story .. so ez to understand its brilliant, thanks
An excellent summary of The Witcher 1. Praise be to Mellytelly!
The phrase "menial tasks" popped up enough times throughout this synopsis, confirmed I made the right choice watching a recap lol.
Yeah Witcher 1 is like 10% enjoyable story, 50% fetch quests and 40% running around LARGE areas with no fast travel
Hahahaha oh god I love this. How can one pick a favourite moment from something so glorious. The exchange between the mutant and Geralt was a stand out though. Also I'll never not find it funny that Azar thinks he has any chance against Geralt when he's an absolute nobody in comparison to Vilgefortz.
This video was FANTASTIC! I had to watch it half a dozen times because I kept missing things, due to all the giggling.
Your videos make me feel so darn happy!
I'm literally going to subscribe to your everything now. This was so great
"Bark Bark Bitches" xDDDD That is so much better than The Beast.
I like how you're playing the Gwent theme in the background, the card game LOL
Just now upon watching this video have decided to replay W3 just for more Gwent. God I love OG Gwent.
well. that card is just... amazing... like in the 3rd, but in card 🤫
Somebody: *mentions the elder blood*
AvalLac'h: *pops out of nowhere* DIDSOMEONESAIDTHEELDERBLOOD
Oh my goodness this was soo good love the humour it actually made it watchable out of all the witcher explained videos.
jinzee that was really really good hahahaha great idea for a video and great execution :)
This is perfect. :D Thank you so much!
i said it before and i will say it again snarky Jinze is best Jinze. I laughed so hard at some of those "Dialoges" :D
OMG I'm absolutely in love with how you pronounce these names 🤣🤣🤣 Love your channel and always happy to see a new video.
Please do the rest, because this is super entertaining
This is GENIUS!!! Cannot wait for your recap of Witcher 2 and Witcher 3!! Still laughing at this one!!
Jaques was Alvin all along? They grow up so fast!
There is one point in the game when unexpectedly Alvin teleports to never be seen again, so probably he accidentaly time traveled some decades to the past and became Jaques.
Thank you, that was exactly what i was looking for.
Damn, this is so funny, and oddly satisfying to watch and listen to. What an experience. Thank you
This was astoundingly perfect! Was playing Witcher 1, didn't love the gameplay very much and the constant "card hunting" wasn't my cup-o-tea. Story seemed a bit slow and so I'm so happy I found your video while I was in the middle of Chapter 2. Thank you VERY much!!
Enjoy the Witcher 2 if you get to it in that case :p
I love the puppet theatre aesthetic you've got here lol
Just needs Statler and Waldorf shouting 'encouragement' to be perfect XD
these animations are on point
I've head a lot of recaps... but This! This IS THE BEST!! OMG where have you been all my life! I
"Like the creepy little disease he is" this is gold please do the other witcher's! Love this soo entertaining I never played the game and was going to finish watching game play but this sums it up way better lol
"I swear, it's for my gwent deck"
The voice behind this video makes everything.
Thanks for the recap-
nice recap, I enjoyed the animations :)
I just finished this game yesterday. Awesome video
This was a nice summary of the first game. I started with the Witcher 2 and later tried playing the first game but couldn't get into it because of the combat system/mechanics.
Thanks for the recap very funny too!
geralto sama LOL this vid is amazing thank you for making this
Quality, thank you :)
Haha, epic recap :D Well done! I love your humor.
Thank you, animations are definitely new for me. :p
This is amazing and hilarious! XD
Geralto-sama!
This was hilariously blunt. I am a fan
This is hilarious on some many levels, pls do more
This recap was almost amazing, but it was very important that Alvin freaked out and teleported away, definitely should have included that tidbit, makes the story make more sense.
This is the best summary of anything I’ve ever watched
Starting another Witcher 3 playthrough and this video is always my first step
Best video game summary I have ever seen
Thanks I needed that
The way you described the story makes Minesweeper lore live and deep :D
This is GOLD. This recap is far more entertaining than the game in its entirety, I'm sure! My favorite video so far! Brilliant! Love your humor. :) Looking forward to W2 and W3 recaps :) Oh, and I wonder where Geralt stores all those cards? Anyone have a count of how many he has? LOL
Geralt every time he sees a ''card''
''This will make a fine addition to my collection''
your narration is hilarious
"what a twist"
This is great! Never realized the story is kinda all over the place
The water Lords are nigh!
“Yer a wizard Alvin” omfg I died!!! Jinzeeeeeee😹😹😹😹😹😹😹!!!!!
ok
1. this is absolutely brilliant.
2. I didn't know what you meant by "trading card" until I thought about it for a second lmao
I literally watched this video every time I hopped on the game. The two kinda go together now
....Here I am, again, re-watching this for like 8 times now. I've decided I'll keep re-watching this until a similar video is made for the witcher 2
The Witcher's Med'an. I understood that reference!
Jinzee where did you get all the backgrounds for this?? I love them, they are still really good in quality just as your vid :D.
They're the loading screens from the Witcher 1 ^^
Oh, Great to know! as you might have noticed, I haven't played the witcher 1 .
Brilliant!!! You just save me few hours of gaming 😂 thank you
"What a tweest" -Jinzee, 2018
There's only one way to describe this video: An instant classic! Absolutely brilliant! (Wait, that's TWO ways...) This is the definitive summarization of a wonderful game, richly informative and hysterically funny. (Alright, THREE ways - or was that last sentence TWO more ways, making a total of FOUR? :/ ) Oh, sod it all, I guess there are MANY ways to describe this video! But even a million ways couldn't really convey how great it is, and how awesome YOU are to be able to make it! Thanks!
this is by far the best summary i've seen of the game, and i've seen a LOT to not have to play those awful controls before jumping into Witcher 2
Thanks for saving me from the nightmare
I cannot bring myself to replay Witcher 1 after all those years so here I am. Onwards to Witcher 2!
Learned more watching this than playing the game.
The game is full of filler quests and errands...
collecting cards refers to banging, to whose don't know
I think we must make it clear that the Water Lords are nigh.
This was amazing! Thanks i don't have to replay witcher 1 for the sixth time :DD
couldnt put myself through playing the first game with that combat so this video is just what i was looking for before playing the witcher 2
Understandable. That was pretty much my first reaction too, but I stuck with it to see where it was going. Witcher 1’s choices barely impact Witcher 2, if you decide to import a save, so you’re not missing much in that regard.
I compare Witcher 1 to KOTOR 2. Good story, shame about the gameplay. If you can look past it, engaging with the plot can be pretty enjoyable. Of the three games, Witcher 2 is actually the one I have no interest in playing again, just because it feels so much more janky than 1.
Saw the Witcher 2 story video first, but it's just as good. Now I may need to play the first one again on GoG. :D
I never played the first game, didn't realize how many cards he collected, like damn