The Witcher 1 In-depth Story Recap

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  • @funkymonk0429
    @funkymonk0429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3198

    "sends harry potter to hell to meet his parents" that line was gold

    • @lyricbarnik1557
      @lyricbarnik1557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i actually choked on my water XD

    • @GreenskinHolland
      @GreenskinHolland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Made me laugh as well :'D

    • @yamagawa9830
      @yamagawa9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was like "You wot? lol"

    • @koalabreak
      @koalabreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol 9:00

    • @essex3777
      @essex3777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn that's a coincidence, reading a potter and witcher crossover

  • @joshuarodrigues7123
    @joshuarodrigues7123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Dude, I do not regret choosing this as my story recap. Hilarious as all hell.

    • @InternalxHD
      @InternalxHD ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wish he did Witcher 2

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is cringe beyond all hells.

    • @0rinthian
      @0rinthian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pulls back his hood and boom. That’s 30 hours of your life gone.

  • @SeddincY
    @SeddincY ปีที่แล้ว +80

    17:29 "Siked to be finished with this game's shitty combat system" man, that line had me on the floor rolloing.

  • @dazagib94
    @dazagib94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Came for the story, stayed for the "hot load of justice"

  • @TheDrsalvation
    @TheDrsalvation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "and boom... there's 30 hours of your life gone"
    Best way to end a video - ever.

    • @mikelipinski7615
      @mikelipinski7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Who was trying to kill the king? Who did we see?

    • @wesler218
      @wesler218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikelipinski7615 it looked like geralt

    • @wesler218
      @wesler218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wish he did witcher 2 like this. Fuck it was good. Maybe he will since the series just dropped

    • @gazzalanche
      @gazzalanche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wesler218 Play it. SO much better than 1 for game play etc... This vid was made due to the tough playability of it more so than anything I reckon..

    • @wesler218
      @wesler218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gazzalanche I've watched videos similar to this for both 1 and 2 and now fully understand them. Playing 3 right now and I love it 😫

  • @rossedwardmiller
    @rossedwardmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Geralt literally only having sex with redheads in this game.

    • @Saxopwned23
      @Saxopwned23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      This is the Way.

    • @rossedwardmiller
      @rossedwardmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      SaxopwnedTV you don’t have to tell me! I followed a similar path in my actual life 😂

    • @yarinice1
      @yarinice1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And one Greenhead.

    • @harrislam
      @harrislam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wouldn't you tho ;)

    • @leo93jesi
      @leo93jesi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn I didn't fuck Adda. I think she was the hottest

  • @Sommaa
    @Sommaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I just bought The Witcher trilogy, played Witcher 1 for 20 mins, now here I am.. I'm grateful for this video so I can now start Witcher 2

    • @jaydenelliot6806
      @jaydenelliot6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you calling me out XD

    • @kylegreer4342
      @kylegreer4342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmao same except I made it 15 hours. Cant handle it anymore, combat sucks so bad.

    • @abhradipkundu3605
      @abhradipkundu3605 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lmaoo same combat is super bad i played witcher 3 first that was a great fucking game, now going to play witcher 2 and I have played witcher for 5 hours only.

  • @TSKLaon
    @TSKLaon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "With the dirty work of half the village under his belt..."
    Did you mean: Every RPG ever

  • @Blazer433
    @Blazer433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "but if you don't think that having a werewolf for a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face" ROFL

    • @chadwdalton
      @chadwdalton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Not only man is afraid of the dick”

  • @Xialoh
    @Xialoh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "But Jackie was naive to think he could escape the dick". Lmao. Well, this was hilarious and thorough. Very much enjoyed this recap.

  • @wotan150
    @wotan150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "But if you don't think having a warewolf as a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face!" this was a killer line

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    7:55 truer words have never been spoken.

    • @theghosteater5128
      @theghosteater5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not as as true as the comment about the shitty combat system

    • @theghosteater5128
      @theghosteater5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Santino Rudy give me your girlfriend's instagram ...just to make sure you are not lying

  • @SuperAdventureR1301
    @SuperAdventureR1301 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4513

    Wanted geralts full story but couldn't handle this games horrible combat. With this i can just move straight to 2 and 3, thanks :D

    • @magana55
      @magana55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Same here. I bought the bundle of all 3 games and I couldn't stand the horrible combat. Time to move to the Witcher 2.

    • @eivind261093
      @eivind261093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Was the exact same with me - hated the combat in the first one, and the controls in general, to be honest. Moved on to the second one, and I have been enjoying it much, much more so far!

    • @Mikael198702
      @Mikael198702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same here! I started last night and I just can't play Witcher 1 .. lol gonna start 2 now!

    • @Pentruks
      @Pentruks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      i honestly hated it in the beginning, but one i got to around the end of chapter 1 - start of chapter 2 i started to appreciate and actually enjoy the combat system. If you cant get into the combat the game itself is wonderful

    • @bluesdealer
      @bluesdealer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I mean, didn't they use Bioware's Neverwinter Nights engine for The Witcher 1? That was designed for turn-based D&D... the fact that real time combat worked was pretty impressive, but yeah, it has greatly improved in the sequels.

  • @PsychicPsydekick
    @PsychicPsydekick  8 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Wow, this video got a second wind or something! We never expected to have such incredible feedback on this, thank you everyone who took the time to watch. Sorry there has not been much responsiveness on our end, we have not had any time to stay updated on TH-cam in the past few months but we still appreciate all of the positivity.

    • @djack171
      @djack171 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Psychic Psydekick watching it now! Saving me a lot of time from playing Witcher 1 before I play 2 and 3 thanks!

    • @gtoSnipey
      @gtoSnipey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Psychic Psydekick I'm halfway through and all have to say is.... you're a fucking fool LOL :-) Omg even if I dont play the Witcher 2 or 3 now this was all worth it. Nice job, this is the funniest shit ever. Plus I'm learning the story lol

    • @Sam-fz8dj
      @Sam-fz8dj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah thanks for saving us all the 30 hours of pain! Much appreciated

    • @DVendy
      @DVendy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same with these guys, I'm sick those combat system, because I wanna play the series from the first one

    • @funkeedarin
      @funkeedarin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you could do this for the other 2 Witcher games and the other books, that'd be awesome :)

  • @helloitsrufio
    @helloitsrufio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This was freaking HILARIOUS. Top tier content, even if I'm showing up 6 years after the fact. I played through the whole game and didn't understand much. Your video definitely helped with that. Thank you!

  • @therealpyromaniac4515
    @therealpyromaniac4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Wanted to play this for backstory but after 10 hours I could not deal with the god awful combat and tedious gameplay. Thank you sir, Chapter 2 defeated me.

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It was pretty good imo

    • @ChainsawLagann
      @ChainsawLagann ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yeah i lost my patience as well

    • @vladolareanu8018
      @vladolareanu8018 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Go there, speak with that, go there take that, go there find that, come back speak again then go again take that, go drink with that npc then walk with 1 meter/ hour till a campfire to medidate. All of this without any guide or clues or quest helper. I lost the battle aswell with chapter 2 I get why people like witcher for that time period was a decent game but fuck me.

    • @christiansantamaria7233
      @christiansantamaria7233 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anoNEMOs no it really wasn’t…

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vladolareanu8018 That doesn't matter. (and it's not even true) Stories of the quests are the most important factor.

  • @Skvffed
    @Skvffed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    "Psyched to be finished with this games shitty combat system..." Lmao, thanks for the vid, was great.

    • @awesome1ru
      @awesome1ru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      lol and "boom there's 30 hours of your life gone"

    • @jettoscranda
      @jettoscranda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That is why I watched this video, starting to play Witcher 2 because I just couldn't stomach the combat system in the frist one. The second one has much better combat.

    • @Euanbuddie
      @Euanbuddie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got to the beast and just gave up dealing with it. I'd rather deal with Elder Scrolls Arena.

    • @RwarPandaMaid
      @RwarPandaMaid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had the same thoughts playing LOL

    • @Voldemorts.Nipple
      @Voldemorts.Nipple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the combat is bad but the game in general was interesting. it was boring a lot of the time but i liked this one more than the second game although that may be because i was impatient to play the third while playing the second

  • @1993httphil
    @1993httphil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    and there: "BOOM - 18 minutes of my life gone"
    no regrets though.

    • @ethanjohnson6845
      @ethanjohnson6845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phillip Hildebrandt. true for both parts

    • @TheCha0sC0ntr0ller
      @TheCha0sC0ntr0ller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @rrobertt13 Unnamed, but he was a Witcher from the Viper school, which leads straight into the main plot of Witcher 2 'Assassins of Kings'

    • @J4kuZZi
      @J4kuZZi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean you didn't play this video on 1.5x speed?

  • @D3adchat
    @D3adchat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This was the absolute best game recap ever. About to start 2 and forgot a lot of 1. Thanks

  • @clooebooie8801
    @clooebooie8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've been watching Witcher 1 recaps all day and honestly this one is the best and most comprehensive one that skips out on the least details

  • @RedMechanism
    @RedMechanism 8 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "While still objectively a garbage tier waifu." This had me in stitches. More uploads please!

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    5:51 “Javed goes full bitch mode crying on Harry Potter for some back up " had me in stitches!

  • @DxSkeith
    @DxSkeith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thanks for sparing me 30 hours to get the lore and giving me a hearty chuckle along the way!

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The first game’s atmosphere & story was so good and*ENGAGING!* Despite it’s clunkiness, it’s a masterpiece of a game imo! 😃👍

  • @ConcreteCasket
    @ConcreteCasket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "or hit him with a little slap and tickle" this guy is so funny

  • @jedi196
    @jedi196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Dude you're like the best storyteller

    • @rtlgurl
      @rtlgurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed!!!

    • @paige8561
      @paige8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im dying laughing at this he’s so funny!

    • @hawkeyez46
      @hawkeyez46 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💯 💯 💯 FACTS! Told the backstory we needed but did so in a really unique way which was hilarious without really taking away from the dark/dramatic plot-lines across the story. Plus that’s crazy he summarized a 20+hour game in

  • @olefjellman7307
    @olefjellman7307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "but ofcourse, a pervert like HP always have some chloroform on deck" Hahhaha amazing storytelling

  • @fierce8943
    @fierce8943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might top ten videos I’ve ever seen on TH-cam. Effective summary, brilliant funny writing. Very well done.

  • @Hamieee
    @Hamieee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    great wiafu war

    • @g0atboy207
      @g0atboy207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm a veteran

  • @rodrigovitorino3750
    @rodrigovitorino3750 8 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Great recap. Thank you for saving us 30+ hours

    • @wes8723
      @wes8723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So you don't want to play a great game? .. ok, that's a bit strange..

    • @ItsL4R4N
      @ItsL4R4N 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Reading through all your comments, you seem to take it personal. Is something wrong?

    • @quadgod8111
      @quadgod8111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      it didnt age well at all

    • @All4Randomness1
      @All4Randomness1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You're right, I don't. The game is boring as fuck.

    • @staffmaster
      @staffmaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      took me about 50, but it was worth it

  • @GhostlyBG
    @GhostlyBG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I binge-watched The Witcher last weekend and I really got hooked to the story. So I ordered all the books and bought the 3 games. I already knew The Witcher 3 was a great game and I wanted to play it at some point (I play WoW and I don't really have time to play anything else) but I decided to start from the beginning with The Witcher 1. Totally do not regret it. I thoroughly enjoyed the story and immersion, and I'm in the epilogue now, prolly an hour away from the end of it. Took me about 40 hours with lots of running around and doing side-quests. The game looks pretty good for a 12-year-old game. The only thing that could be a bit irritating is the combat system but I played at the moderate difficulty sooo you just basically slash your way through without much of a hassle. I imagine the hardest difficulty could get annoying quickly though. Anyhow I'm soon jumping to The Witcher 2 hopefully it will not disappoint as well. I expect to be mind-blown by The Witcher 3 though so it had better live up to the hype.. :-P

    • @Luemm3l
      @Luemm3l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      witcher 2 i feel is far more cinematic and linear, but also a arguably better game, I still enjoyed witcher 1 very much back in the day although it definitely has a somewhat steep learning curve. But hassle and grind will also find you in witcher 2 and 3 at times. From a story perspective and regarding quests and characters, you are in for a ride! Happy witcherin!

    • @alexbelmont6473
      @alexbelmont6473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Witcher games are adapted after the books with unique plots and the shit Netflix trash does not resemble nor with the books or games. It's fucking trash cause Netflix is shit

    • @anchithacharya7836
      @anchithacharya7836 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just finished the game and I wished I had played it in hard mode. Moderate difficulty, despite what it tells you, hardly requires you to use potions or any spell other than igni. It felt way too easy for me.

    • @swapnilmakur2198
      @swapnilmakur2198 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anchithacharya7836 Igni is way too op even in hard. The only other spell you'd use is aard. The other 3 spells are useless in this game.

    • @brodyc4114
      @brodyc4114 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swapnilmakur2198 Your complete ass if you really think that.

  • @ma2zak589
    @ma2zak589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sincerely one of the best review/recaps I've watched. Super funny and still really informing. Thanks for the video.

  • @0X0Patrick0X0
    @0X0Patrick0X0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    This game needs a remaster. I know cd projekt is working on cyberpunk but it's definitely an option for the future. I really want to enjoy the witcher 1 but the combat is just horrible so i cant get into it

    • @tommacrae5803
      @tommacrae5803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would love a remastered 1 and 2

    • @frishdawgz
      @frishdawgz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Old comment but if you have played 2 and 3 you should dig into 1. It is fantastic and the combat is stale but u will be unbeatable by halfway thru the game so it isn't a huge concern

    • @EndOfExistence1337
      @EndOfExistence1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Use cheats to make yourself move faster and overpowered. The only way to get through this game with all the walking and the garbage combat system.

    • @nekdo_kavc
      @nekdo_kavc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I started it a few times and once got to the middle of the story, but lost the save file. I simply can't start again.

    • @nessh7589
      @nessh7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn they working on Cyberpunk since this comment was posted...fack

  • @MatejSunavec
    @MatejSunavec 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I never knew from game that Alvin is grandmaster of flaming rose. Good job

    • @stevemartis97
      @stevemartis97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matej Šuňavec I kinda missed it in my playthrough too😂

  • @gil96king
    @gil96king 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Finished the tv series, wanted to start right at 2 because of the known bad combat system of the first. Searched for a recap. Best recap.

    • @RevelationOne
      @RevelationOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Da Squirrel who wants to wait a few hours before they start having fun on a game when you can watch this recap in a couple minutes and than jump on W2.

    • @RevelationOne
      @RevelationOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Da Squirrel Yeah, fallout isn't my cup of tea either lol. Just a empty wasteland with little to nothing to do in between cities/towns.

    • @tsozohoshi6182
      @tsozohoshi6182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Da Squirrel combat is repetitive but i got used to it. maxed the shit out of igni and it was just smooth sailing from there. I'm guessing a lot of people aren't willing to complete the game because of chapter 2, especially that damn swamp. But i agree that it gets better later on,sadly it just doesnt happen quick enough for most people to stick around. I quite enjoyed it myself

  • @xxSkeletons84xx
    @xxSkeletons84xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This recap is phenomenal. Hilarious and detailed. Would kill for you to do the same with the Witcher 2, or any other game for that matter.

  • @FLy1nRabBit
    @FLy1nRabBit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Dude now I can play Witcher 2 :D

    • @ihatechoosename
      @ihatechoosename 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was on the 12th hour when I said fuck it I'll just watch a video, not disappointed, I was stuck the las 3 hours

    • @Trafffic1092
      @Trafffic1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      haha exact same. I made it 12 hours into Witcher EE and said fuck it. This game has not aged well.

    • @OheyBro
      @OheyBro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dumbass, play the game. Don't watch stupid videos like this.

    • @OheyBro
      @OheyBro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trafffic It's better than 2 dumbass

    • @boyllr4293
      @boyllr4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Billy Johnson well aren’t you a ray of sunshine

  • @Just_Call_Me_Frosty
    @Just_Call_Me_Frosty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Disneyland nightmare bullshit. Lmao.
    I was looking for a quik story recap, yours is the first out of 5 that I didn't turn off. This covers about everything important, I think.
    Takes some time to get into the way of story telling, bur overall done in a fun, yet informative way.

  • @twyckoff87
    @twyckoff87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So good man. Covered all the major plot point with detail, wit, and brevity. Thank you!

  • @davidrivera3765
    @davidrivera3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This has to be the best Witcher recap ever!

  • @RivenantOfficial
    @RivenantOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awesome video. I appreciate the time and effort you took to make this. Thanks and keep up the good work!!

  • @redphoenix2595
    @redphoenix2595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how u can get the glasses of the professor from the 1st Witcher in the third one.

    • @umutozcan3912
      @umutozcan3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its not professors its thalers

    • @umutozcan3912
      @umutozcan3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kbry sorry i thought it was the silver monocle not the glasses from the auction

  • @eliasfigueroa3324
    @eliasfigueroa3324 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was gonna watch an entire playthough for witcher 2 and 3, but instead, this comedic explanation of the story was perfect enough.

  • @liamstyleschang362
    @liamstyleschang362 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this is three years old, but this is one of the best videos seen in a long time. You had me laughing like the whole time. I really hope you make more!!

  • @maxichunderer
    @maxichunderer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stumbled across this vid. Loved it. Your serious, yet comedic commentary had be legit laughing

  • @PharOut
    @PharOut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LOL love this dude's narration!!! you rock man, funny shit

  • @IttaPasta
    @IttaPasta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, such a joy to stumble upon some good humor and an entertaining recap, while just saving time and picking up on a plot before playing "wild hunt"

  • @ihatechoosename
    @ihatechoosename 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    finally! someone who explains the story with detail

  • @GamingVel0city
    @GamingVel0city 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    this video has the content i was searching for, and is funny AF. reminds me of "thug notes"

  • @bahaqadi99
    @bahaqadi99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Shame that such a good content creator stopped making videos

  • @MechaPlays
    @MechaPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the best abridged-esque Witcher video I've ever seen. Thanks for this lad!

  • @BrianCumminger
    @BrianCumminger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just finished The Witcher 1 and this recap was absolutely amazing. Great stuff.

  • @arronbranton6146
    @arronbranton6146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is very simply explained and very funny. You should definitely make more videos on your channels. The story recap suits you. You explain it simply (when the story is quite complicated) and are funny :)

  • @Grinde89
    @Grinde89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Geralt yells at him to assort dominance, before cutting his arm off"'. Made me laugh so hard :'D
    Great video

  • @walochirhah8366
    @walochirhah8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the GREATEST story recap I've ever listened to

  • @drrichardpepper
    @drrichardpepper ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best recap video I've ever seen

  • @dthendrick1
    @dthendrick1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I was debating playing the game after beating 2 and three, then I read the books and wanted to play The Witcher 1 even more, bit luckily I stumbled apon this video, this recap saved me from hours of misery 😂

  • @Steeps444
    @Steeps444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fucking cat school amirite

  • @BtchinProductions
    @BtchinProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for this. I got so much more out of these 18 minutes than I think I would have playing the first Witcher game. Now I can crack on with Witcher 2 & 3.

  • @link8440
    @link8440 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know if I'll need another of your videos but I'm definitly suscribing that was awsome.

  • @684avatar
    @684avatar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Watching the Witcher on Netflix now and now trying to catch up with this.

    • @yasambhawanishankarrao4630
      @yasambhawanishankarrao4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Episode 3 was such a nostalgia to this game....

    • @del_619
      @del_619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Netflix did a good job, kinda just ticked they blew triss aside though.

    • @684avatar
      @684avatar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DelVzns hopefully she’ll come later on. He does mention the fall of Kaer Morhen

    • @sirmiles1820
      @sirmiles1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@684avatar its easy. dye her hair red and it will be fixed. patches coming thru

    • @DazBochiz
      @DazBochiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sirmiles1820 her hairs not red in the books and that is what the show is based on

  • @TrapCamKooley706
    @TrapCamKooley706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Jackie Don’t Want No Trouble” 🤣

  • @danieltaom
    @danieltaom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:40 slayed me! Thanks for this. It was exactly what I needed and the great delivery was a huge bonus. Wanna play Witcher 3 so getting the story so far.

  • @M3atbucket
    @M3atbucket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "She says a lot of words to him, but then they fuck so he forgives her." Fucking got me rolling hard.

  • @BattlefrontZero
    @BattlefrontZero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This was great and hilarious haha! Good job!

  • @tricEntertainment
    @tricEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Watched the Witcher show. Felt like going through the games again. Played W1 when it came out so long ago was good for when it came out but yeah shit now, cant play it again. Hence here watching the recap lol

    • @cmdrsolaristitan8609
      @cmdrsolaristitan8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm in the same boat, even got this on steam sale for $1 but can't handle the combat system. I'll watch this and then start with #2 :)

    • @nickrouse2795
      @nickrouse2795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fucking same lol tried for all of 5 mins and noped the fuck out

    • @drdoom1756
      @drdoom1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol you're a piece of shit lol

    • @kristopherdickson6606
      @kristopherdickson6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I absolutely loved this game when it came out. I remember being so excited by the second one and was actually disappointed at the direction the game took. I do very much like witcher 3 though.
      But yeah booted up the 1st one in God knows how many years and I couldn't stomach my way through chapter 1. I remember the game gets much better later on but it really hasn't aged well at all.

    • @drdoom1756
      @drdoom1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it has aged well you piece of shit.

  • @michaelluttrell9342
    @michaelluttrell9342 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your recaps are awesome, bro! Haha

  • @zackerygarcia3332
    @zackerygarcia3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The absolute BEST!!, way ive EVER heard someone discribe the witcher lore. Comical, informative, factual, and all around fun to watch/listen too. I only wish that you did the second or third witcher like this or that you had more reviews like this in general lol. Great job man! 5stars!!! I friggin loved it.

  • @chrislay6251
    @chrislay6251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Any plans for a Witcher 2 story recap?

  • @rhokor4985
    @rhokor4985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This video is fantastic, summed up the story perfectly with some fantastic humor! I'm too damned lazy to play the first game.

  • @UkraineWarAwareness
    @UkraineWarAwareness 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE your choice of words and language for narration!

  • @sethgriffith6815
    @sethgriffith6815 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this video. I swear I come back to it every new moon or so.

  • @PolarBear1192
    @PolarBear1192 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is gold.

  • @esoteric404
    @esoteric404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "and they part ways, but not before imparting the impression of being a huuge creep" lol

  • @malv1x
    @malv1x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just found this video and was sure you would have at least a million subscribers, shame you stopped posting but your personality and humor are fantastic!!

  • @Konuvis
    @Konuvis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a great recap! I'm rewatching the series and plan to finally play witcher 3 soon so I was looking for a refresher. This was perfect.
    It's a shame you stopped doing videos cause I think you really had something there.

  • @bananesalee7086
    @bananesalee7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    i feel like a creep for actually liking the combat system

    • @diogoferreira4564
      @diogoferreira4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      at the beginning i hated that sistem but when i was ending the game, i was a pro on it. So for me it's not a bad combat sistem

    • @SuperPokegay
      @SuperPokegay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haha I can't say I like it, but I didn't find ot that terrible. It takes a bit to get used to, but once you do it stops becoming an issue and the story just makes you want to keep playing the game.

    • @RevelationOne
      @RevelationOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ewww, please seek help 😂

    • @robertodeluca1786
      @robertodeluca1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is a more action oriented point and click type of game (kind like Diablo) and in this optic I funded enjoyable, but people coming from 2 and 3 expect a pure action/RPGs style of game so they get frustrated. It's the same reason why I after ayed darksiders 1 and 2 I can't manage to stand genesis: it's not what I expect from a Darksiders.

    • @verganas
      @verganas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robertodeluca1786 You can play though with over the shoulder camera, WSAD moving and no clicking onto the ground. The only thing you need to click is for the combo attacks. I actually like that engine more than Witcher 2+. Don't crucify me!

  • @cronicas_imemoriais
    @cronicas_imemoriais 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Here Just for a recap, for I played the game and did every secondary Quest and contract. I believe the game is definetly playable, the combat is Just a non important thing because It isn't hard (l played on medium) and you can actually enjoy It If you understand that It is about click timing and style changes, not only attack spam or attack+dodge

  • @wic2936
    @wic2936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So bloody funny and a well done video that actually explained the game well. Just needing you to do one for the second game now! Loved it.

  • @larrydomingo7803
    @larrydomingo7803 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is how you narrate a story, I'd like to play a remastered witcher 1 but Im hopeless. So thanks to you Man.

  • @wojciechkedzierski5093
    @wojciechkedzierski5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You made me want to replay Witcher One again.. For the fifth time...

  • @nicholastine9231
    @nicholastine9231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    So underrated dude u deserve a million views👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @rsinnal910
    @rsinnal910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This recap was hilarious! Subbed🤘

  • @19captainmorgan96
    @19captainmorgan96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is gold. It's a real tragedy there isn't one of these for the second game.

  • @Refloni
    @Refloni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The main plot strangely resembles that of Fallout 1. A guy named (Grand) Master creates an army of mutants to replace humanity since humans wouldn't survive the post-apocalyptic world.

    • @davorbrijacak
      @davorbrijacak 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never made a connection at first but you're right. It's just that when you play the game you really immerse and look at it more as a personal revenge story. Even interaction with Aldersberg is more personal (due to Alvin's connection).

  • @andjamoo
    @andjamoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro, I just bought the Witcher 2 and 3. I'm so hype to play them now!

  • @neoshenlong
    @neoshenlong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh dude! That plot twist of an ending was amazing

  • @USBEN.
    @USBEN. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was entertained thoroughly , thankyou .

  • @gabrielgunnzalez
    @gabrielgunnzalez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Disneyland nightmare bullshit?......... just earned yourself a subscriber

  • @erikgmez
    @erikgmez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Boom! 30 hours of our life gone" lmao!! Took me 40 but still XD!!

    • @Yummy0range1
      @Yummy0range1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Took me 61...

    • @dumpsterdog879
      @dumpsterdog879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Avi Shapiro? After 40 hours this game gave me a head ache...

    • @Radwar99
      @Radwar99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      57

    • @veara906
      @veara906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get please,i haven't played this game!

    • @neil9151
      @neil9151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      who was that assasin ?

  • @hawkeyez46
    @hawkeyez46 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was not expecting this when I clicked on this video, I figured it’d be a straightforward point by point summary of the story, I’m so happy I was wrong lol.
    I learned the backstory that I wanted to have before starting the Witcher 2 (even though I’ve already put 100s of hours in Witcher 3 lol) in under 20 minutes and feel like I have at least enough backstory to understand callbacks to TW1 storylines now.
    But, as if that weren’t enough, this amazing recap was hilarious without taking away from the high stakes story that is told in TW1. You gotta love seeing unique creators like this!
    -Subscribed, This was the 1st vid I watch from this channel but I have a strong feeling it’ll be far from the last!

  • @jacqueslourens974
    @jacqueslourens974 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good banter! Had a few chuckles

  • @ricksanchez8584
    @ricksanchez8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watched so many recaps but didn't understand jack shit. Thank you for the best recap

  • @manji83
    @manji83 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for the synopsis. My game started crashing in Chapter 3 due to mods likely and part of my post traumatic stress management is to let stressors go, not look back, feeling no obligation to see things through to the end all the time.

  • @psykdeliq
    @psykdeliq ปีที่แล้ว

    sweet recap bro - had some good laughs !

  • @Insanepanda99
    @Insanepanda99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has to be the greatest recap ever

  • @kingbred01
    @kingbred01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your narration is priceless

  • @ursawarior4ever
    @ursawarior4ever 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you should definitely do the same thing for witcher 2 & 3

  • @NikolaBg35
    @NikolaBg35 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent recap! Thanks! :)

  • @samdiego1989
    @samdiego1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jackie don't want no trubber. Oh my goodness I laughed so hard. Great video, thanks for the recap.