As a person who has watched basically all the Trials videos, every time Nick mentions himself being the donk-master he always end up losing on the donk. That also includes times where he doesn't mention being the donk-master.
Those dlc maps are pretty nice, you can tell the difference. They have give a bit of extra energy to things. Though, that third one, didn't seem like a hard, and, it was so nice and calm. I really liked that for some reason. It was a good map win for Jordan. Then the last bit of chaos, but, Nick earned the victory. That was really funny, when, Nick asked for that specific stat. There are so many, many ways, to parse this series down. The numbers tell the story of it all. That's the aspect, I like about that kind of thing. The two hundred milestone, should be a very interesting time for the more detailed stat makers. That's only five months or so away, depending on, if Jordan and Nick keep this schedule up.
Looks like the creator of the last map was aware of the Steezy strats and made it so you would have to be pretty much upright on both tires to trigger the checkpoint.
Hollywoo might be a hold over from the old John Belushi film "1941". Its a WW2 comedy with a lot of the early SNL comedians in it. When the Japanese sub reaches Los Angeles they surface and a woman who was swimming got caught on the sub tower somehow. They come on deck and one Japanese guy looks up and sees her in the swimsuit holding onto the tower, and he points up and starts shouting HOLLYWOO over and over. Its an old joke.
I think it was in Revolution where Jordan beat Nick on the Donkey. Nick tried to win by not picking the Donkey. Jordan won and Nick DNF'ed, but it was Supercross, so nothing counted. Jordan is still the Donk Master
The only time ONLY ONE OF THEM used the Micro Donkey and the other used the pit viper, Jardon used the donkey... Jardon also beat Nick whilst using the microdonkey, and Nick was using the PV.
Wonder when Jordan will realise that checkpoimts activate when you are basically horisontal so there is less cheese. In other words. "The game said no to your steeze Jordan"
I don't know if that's really a long running joke so much as it's just part of the show. Occasionally writers decide to keep something from an episode for the rest of the show.
Captain sparkles for the hill climbes try to control your speed because every time u do it and fail you drive me up the wall. So practice doing the hill climes and try to control your speed and for finger that does the throttle mate
CAPTOON SPARKOO!!! You can go to specifically unicorn tracks and ninja tracks. I don't know why you say you can't. I'm not trying to be mean if it sounds that way.
Jordan, you got no one to blame but yourself in that last map. Why the hell did you keep on front-flipping when you were close to the checkpoint? I have no resentment towards you but it was not that hard compared to your previous performances.
Anyone else really frustrated that Jardon feels the need to make everything more complicated by trying to steeze it instead of just doing the map normally?
So has anyone actually started statistics for their Trials series? Because that sounds like something stupid I would do, putting everything in a Google spreadsheet...
Donkey Wins: Jordan - 26, Nick - 21
how the hell...
remember when jordan beat nick even though nick was on the good bike and jordan was on the donk
What's 9+10?
CaptainDanger 13 9/11?
Didn't he DNF him hahah?
Everytime it's like "oh no, the camera angle is 5 degrees to the right, this is imposible!"
Audixas / Official Bass Boosted Drop Finder a slight change does affect it a lot
Audixas / Official Bass Boosted Drop Finder this comment made me laugh so hard this is soooo trueeeeee
Audixas
ha, got em
As a person who has watched basically all the Trials videos, every time Nick mentions himself being the donk-master he always end up losing on the donk. That also includes times where he doesn't mention being the donk-master.
Can we have a Donk special?
Those dlc maps are pretty nice, you can tell the difference. They have give a bit of extra energy to things. Though, that third one, didn't seem like a hard, and, it was so nice and calm. I really liked that for some reason. It was a good map win for Jordan. Then the last bit of chaos, but, Nick earned the victory. That was really funny, when, Nick asked for that specific stat. There are so many, many ways, to parse this series down. The numbers tell the story of it all. That's the aspect, I like about that kind of thing. The two hundred milestone, should be a very interesting time for the more detailed stat makers. That's only five months or so away, depending on, if Jordan and Nick keep this schedule up.
"My leg" from spongebob is by far the longest running joke
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU TRY TO KEEP STEEZING IT WHEN ITS OBVIOUSLY EASIER TO NOT STEEZE IT
That's like telling a left handed person its easier to write right handed. It is how he knows the game. Deal with it.
THE STEEZ KEPT MAKING HIM ROLL OFF THE PLATFORM I JUST
one does not just stop the steezy lifestyle
tjcard101 no, that's like a right-handed person trying to write with their left hand when it is much easier to just use the right hand.
Moeru Umei I get it, but it ain't easy being steezy
Right on time for my lunch hour. Thanks!
2nd maps name was AA Fail proof. And Jardon fails the same amount of times on that map as he does on a hard map. #JustSparklezintrialsthings
maybe if he wasn't trying to "steeze" all the time he wouldn't suck.
MrChronickills exactly! he also always flips wrong there are cue points where you shouldn't front flip but back flip and vice versa
Awesome / Great video man, as usual!! :) :)!!
I would like to say in episode 12 Spooklez beat Nick on the Micro Donkey while Nick was on a normal bike :P
Looks like the creator of the last map was aware of the Steezy strats and made it so you would have to be pretty much upright on both tires to trigger the checkpoint.
Awesome video man, as usual :)
lol Jardon made it harder on himself by flipping onto the checkpoint on the 4th map
Ah..The sweet smell of 360p in the morning. Happy anniversary to Find the Pieces tommorow. Also my birthday.
7:15 When you would've made it several times if you'd just landed the bike instead of trying to steeze
so today is my birthday nice *sees jordan upload a trials video* well this day is better now :)
The "D" being removed is pretty much equal to the ME security terminal in trollcraft
Love this type of commentary
Hollywoo might be a hold over from the old John Belushi film "1941". Its a WW2 comedy with a lot of the early SNL comedians in it. When the Japanese sub reaches Los Angeles they surface and a woman who was swimming got caught on the sub tower somehow. They come on deck and one Japanese guy looks up and sees her in the swimsuit holding onto the tower, and he points up and starts shouting HOLLYWOO over and over. Its an old joke.
"Longest running gag i have ever seen in a show."
"Sunneva bitch!"- Pretty much every RVB episode through season 14.
haha love to watch him struggle at those easy climbs and to lough at him about how shitty he is at trials 😂😂
do i have to download tracks before plating with friend or can i take somehow to play random maps in lobby?
That music that was playing in the last map sounds a lot like something Jardon would put in his outro
1:39 he didn't notice the meteor
Jordan I believe that both wheels need to be relatively close to the ground to have the checkpoint count.
(clearly has to land both wheels for the checkpoint) *only lands the back wheel "IT WONT GIVE ME THE CHECKPOINT"
You know you're a real fan if you're there at 360p
yup
I am man
yep spot on xD
wat. why. wateva.
Same, my favorite series on this channel.
went from 1440p to 360p. Didn't realise it at first, thought I needed g
glasses or something! LOL
Longest gag in a tv show is Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon
I think it was in Revolution where Jordan beat Nick on the Donkey.
Nick tried to win by not picking the Donkey.
Jordan won and Nick DNF'ed, but it was Supercross, so nothing counted.
Jordan is still the Donk Master
Remember the cows... just your daily reminder...
Longest running joke, clearly he hasn't watched How I Met Your Mother.
That show is da bomb!!!
The slap bet! I love that show.
What about the simpsons
TurkeyMania2 Yeah the Simpsons is up to at least season twenty.
3:47 wii startup noise?
7:03 when you get slapped
The only time ONLY ONE OF THEM used the Micro Donkey and the other used the pit viper, Jardon used the donkey... Jardon also beat Nick whilst using the microdonkey, and Nick was using the PV.
"one of these days I will get a unicorn map to load"
phone immediately loses connection...why though
Jardon is the donk master
Jordan u should make a compilation of trails first 100 episodes
I did the math and captain sparkils is the beast
Anyone notice he covers his upper lip when he gets frustrated
I still want Nick to record his screen
the moment when the highest quality is what you watch every video at 😓😭
I don't think Nick remembers when Jordan beat him on the Donkey even though Nick was using a normal bike back in Trials Evolution..
if my calculations are correct Jordan is better than Nick by %12 so Jordan is the donk master
Nick should record too that way it would show both views!!???
I feel there are more of trial fusion episodes than any other series of Jordan's
Gavin Osowski is that a bad thing?
No there are just A Lot of trial fusion
Gavin Osowski u hev prublem wit it bra
Gavin Osowski nope, mianite
Gavin Osowski mianite and I think skyblock
Another episode of trials CONfusion 😃👏
Wonder when Jordan will realise that checkpoimts activate when you are basically horisontal so there is less cheese. In other words. "The game said no to your steeze Jordan"
I think the unicorn maps might be singleplayer only
I don't know if that's really a long running joke so much as it's just part of the show. Occasionally writers decide to keep something from an episode for the rest of the show.
With the new content, you need both tyres for the checkpoint, not one haha
You have to touch the ground by the checkpoint with both wheels, otherwise it won't activate!
HOORAY I'M IN HOLLYWOO!!!!
Everyone : First!!!
Me : Watching the video
what
OscarWagstaffVevo you've got a new subscriber
They need to do a challenge where if the choice has donk they have to do it and the challenge has to be for like a week or two
Captain sparkles for the hill climbes try to control your speed because every time u do it and fail you drive me up the wall.
So practice doing the hill climes and try to control your speed and for finger that does the throttle mate
How has he not figured out that both wheels need to be on the ground to get a checkpoint?
you guys should do a donk and rabbit episode sometime
It doesn't give you the checkpoint if both wheels aren't on it
They have to stick with holywoo, otherwise they have to pay the guy who owns the holywood sign. Even in big games they add a replacement for holywood
I know what Nick looks like. I feel good about myself.
Time to step it up and add extremes.
i love hollywoo!!! they make the BEST MOVIES!
All about that 360p life, am I right?
Does anyone else wish Jordan would do more than trials and minecraft?
NO Robbaz is the king of Cubes!
Bo jack horseman is one of my favorite series ever.
He asked how many time he's said precipitation as I wrote it XD
can you guys make a Trials video where medium is rabbit map and the 2 hards is Donkey
The only quality options available for me are 720p and 1080p
CAPTOON SPARKOO!!! You can go to specifically unicorn tracks and ninja tracks. I don't know why you say you can't. I'm not trying to be mean if it sounds that way.
Oh my God BoJack Horseman
John Woo presents: HollyWeed
ok hill climbs wont give check point unless both tires are on the surface just getting that out there
Donk Master should be your Grindr name
when jordan could actually climb walls
not my rodrick
We wantz ze unicornz
Jordan, you got no one to blame but yourself in that last map. Why the hell did you keep on front-flipping when you were close to the checkpoint?
I have no resentment towards you but it was not that hard compared to your previous performances.
spoklez should i buy this game looks like fun.
Possible you need both wheels to checkpoint jardon, no steez for you
please do some adventure mine craft maps with Mark and nick :)
Anyone else really frustrated that Jardon feels the need to make everything more complicated by trying to steeze it instead of just doing the map normally?
HOLLYWEABOO
Damn a few seconds after the video got posted already this many comments? Damn..
watched the whole episode, realised i zoned out. I quit
im assuming you never watched how i met your mother? because the slap bet lasted all nine seasons until the second to last episode
So has anyone actually started statistics for their Trials series? Because that sounds like something stupid I would do, putting everything in a Google spreadsheet...
is there a donkey rabbit?
What did the Liberian say to the children
im glad im not the only one who gets mad at jordans plays
where's troll craft?
can you do 1 medium and 3 hard
I acctually feel bad for Jordan reading aal these comments. The video is just released and its fill of comments already... xD
HOLLYWOOOOO!
7:47 you mad bro
hey Jardon u should do a Q n A maybe just saying
JARDON. STOP. FLIPPING.