PROFESSIONAL TRIALS LEAGUE - Trials Fusion w/ Nick
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ม.ค. 2025
- Today I hype you up about unicorn maps and proceed to not have any unicorns appear.
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Guys, in the multiplayer settings you can force it so that you can use any bike on any track. Just tick that and then the unicorn will show up!
Kreeze bump
bump
bump dat boi
Only problem then is when Nick or Jordan goes Donkey or Rabbit on a map then are completely screwed because it is impossible on those bikes...
Kreeze or use hacks
> Sees Nick crash full speed into a car and fault
> Proceeds to crash full speed into a car and fault
Sparklez Seriously lacks Spatial awareness, while playing Trials especially.
You wouldn't wanna get in a car with him, would ya?
SwitchLifeMarch3rd! Most youtubers do.
He'd be the perfect horror movie protagonist.
Matthew Carlyon I was genuinely confused when I watched him not even consider the breaks
Horses get most of their calories from "forage," a blanket term that covers hay, pasture (grass), hay cubes, feed pellets etc. Most horses also get diet supplements and/or treats depending on their workload in the form of sugar cubes, alfalfa, sweet vegetables (mostly carrots), and fruits (horses loooooooooooooooooooove fruit).
If you leave them to it, horses are also opportunistic omnivores. I've watched horses catch a slow squirrel or a baby chick that wandered too close and chow down.
Many horses, especially older or sickly ones, also get concentrates, the horse equivalent to a human taking vitamins.
Oh, fun fact about horses: you have to be really careful about leaving treats around them, they are one of the few animals that will literally eat themselves to death. Alfalfa is a little like forage, but horses love it so much they will just eat until something ruptures.
Draukagrissah We usually just grass feed our horses, with a bale of alfalfa every couple of days.
At school today we watched a video and this guy said "stupidity is when you do something wrong over and over, expecting a different outcome" and it made me think of Jardon playing trials
Isabel Reedman that's the definition of insanity not stupidity
Isabel Reedman that was Einstein.
Isabel Reedman Actually that is insanity.
There is only so many things he CAN do on certain obstacles. And when you are in a competitive scenario, you can't always take the slow and steady pace.
stupidity is you trying to call someone stupid and get it totally wrong
_Everything_ is unicorns these days... "a whole load of disappointment" like the drink from Starbucks! 😂
that drink was terrible
Justin Clouse no doubt
Me me big disappointment
TheGames4MehGaming me me big disappointment
nerfChris Me me big disappointment
I feel like, as this series has continued, Nick has improved significantly, and Jordan hasn't changed at all.
Its both funny and infuriating to watch Jordan rage and start rushing the obstacles, and, soon after, fail the map.
I'd like to request an obscure Trials statistic: how many times have Jordan and Nick said they're the master of something and what were those things? 😂
thewinterizzy try doing it yourself
Technically, that is not a true statistic, as a statistic is something quantitative, such as a mean or proportion.
Joshua Corry
The number of times is quantitative.
Plus, it's a joke
I made the second map... it's supposed to give the unicorn option idk what's wrong with it ;-;
Manteli96 That map was really cool!!!!
Glad you liked it!
Yeah I really liked the perspective changes, I think that added a lot to the map. I'd like to see more of that style used on trials.
Kun pähkinät alkavat tehdä trials fusion karttoja.
we'll tell you about the unicorns when you learn how to go up a damn hill.
myfirstchoiceistaken people already told him about the unicorn situation , so ya theres that.
have you two actually bought the DLC for the unicorn? cause you have to buy the DLC in order to unlock the unicorn
A video or two ago they announced they bought all DLC.
that's strange then they should be able to use the unicorn but idk then o.o i was just making sure
Aira1453 maybe the should reinstall it?
yeah that may help the install could have corrupted
Maybe you have to activate it?
Pigs are often mid grains and fishmeal
Well I don't work at a farm, but I have had first hand experience, and at least in Peru, they just eat the leftovers. after dinner everyone just scrapes there plates into a large plastic bin, (yes even the drinks, it looks disgusting.) then that bin goes to the pigs...literally
well...at least I know what do do with the bodies lol
One of my friends owned pigs and one time a kitten crawled in with them and they killed and ate the kitten. Pig be vicious. And so are chickend
And in this episode of Trials, Jordan fails at everything he does.
is it just me or would jordan be much better at inclines if he had any sense of throttle control?
Kaiju23 I thought he figured it out a while ago, but it seems like he's getting worse. If he's losing or gets stuck on a part, he tends to get frustrated and start hammering the throttle to much and throwing any control he had out.
Kaiju23 I thought he figured it out a while ago, but it seems like he's getting worse. If he's losing or gets stuck on a part, he tends to get frustrated and start hammering the throttle to much and throwing any control he had out.
Hey CaptainSparklez! I live on a ranch, and I have owned and sold pigs for 9 years. Pigs actually have feed meant for them, that comes in pellets or powder. And you can sometimes mix it with water, which might look like slop. They also can eat food scraps as well. Hope this helped you and Nick! :P
i love watching nick explain maps
The stereotypes of farmers and farm animals in this video is hilarious. Freaking lol
This made me emotionally and physically SCREAM,
The unicorn thing is called the "Unicorn MK II". I am not sure if custom maps have it but from my understanding, it has at least 40 maps made by Ubisoft for it. I don't have the DLC so that's all I can find D:
I don't personally own pigs but I know that my friends, who have pigs, just feed their pigs their dinner leftovers.
What if they ate pork chops that night? :O
I was at a camp one time that had pigs and one kid had bacon left on his plate that he put in the slop bin. We thought it was hilarious.
Benjamin Wikoff ask ur parents they seem to have had a pig
jessica how would that be a problem? kanablism is the best
Cannibalism is bad.
Team Nick prevails in a dominating team victory.
I loved the outsiders reference Nick "stay golden ponyboy"
Jordan I watched this and yes I like on a farm and have pigs, I feed pigs leftover food from community and protein/grain pellets
2% of the population are farmers or ranchers
Captain Hobo Wisconsin farmer born and raised! How about you?
North Carolina and I'm proud of it
Captain Hobo same here!
I raise pigs and I feed them primarily a grain-based feed that I buy from a feed supplier. Other than that, they get "table scraps", which is the remainder of whatever we eat. This usually consists of chicken bones, food scraps from plates, bowls, pots, pans, etc., and leftovers that are more than 3 days old.
1:25, I love the Outsiders reference.
We need more episodes of cooking with chef boi jordy
CaptainSparkles, I grew up on a 100 acre farm for 13 years. At one point we had pigs and we fed them a mixture of hay, leftovers, and water. Sometimes we fed them just grains. Those pigs lived for a few years before we killed them for pork.
Im not sure about pigs but yes, horses do in fact eat hay xD There are different classifications/breeds of hay and they all have different nutrients and such. But horses also need supplements like salt lics and other grains and such.
pig slop is made of what ever is left over from the farmers meals and leftover from feeding the other animals (i.e. half flats of hay , patial buckets of feed from chickens and goats and horses), it really depends on what you have around.
I am actually a farmer working in Santa Barbara. I do not have pigs, but I do know that they eat the leftover food from the farm meals, which is crudely called "slop." You're welcome Jordan.
Formula for a trials video: "never before seen, 2 mediums and 2 hards " + mention unicorn maps -all actual unicorns + comment on incline torture + talk about nicks ability to do something when Jordan gets there= captain sparkles trials video
I'm pretty sure every farmer feeds their pigs with something else, but my grandma and grandpa used to feed their pigs with what would from my language be literally translated as 'scrap'. It was a mixture of breadcrumbs, potatoes, stale apples, oats, water and sometimes food leftovers.
From experience my pigs get a variety of leftover food scrapes from our past meals and grain. We also get pallets of expired or damaged animal food (such as dog or cat food) or expired produce from grocery stores for little to no cost for them to eat.
My AP human geography class has taught me that the US has 2% of its labor force working in agriculture, specifically commercial agriculture. Due to technological advancements in our more developed country, our agriculture is less labor intensive, and processing is more factory based, with the number of processing plants in America being under 50. This is also contributed due to the Green Revolution, which allowed less developed countries to take a spot in the global economy by participating in the production and sometimes processing of agricultural products, while we in America mostly work in the service sector, such as transporting the agricultural products and selling them. As a result, it's not too likely that someone watching this video works in the agriculture industry.
Thanks for helping me prepare for my Free Response Questions that I'll need to prepare for on the AP exam.
There was a serial killer a while back that fed his pigs with his victims.
IamDeadToast there was a murderer, that was also a farmer. That grinded the bones onto his crops and used those crops and the blood to make cake and bread.
That's an episode of Criminal Minds.
You mean Robert Pickton? I thought they couldn't actually prove that's what happened. And another theory said that he ground them up and mixed them with pork and sold them in grocery stores.
important information, I feel enlightened
The Helpless Chimera I was about to comment that. That show is enamoring.
I like that Jordan was responding to Nick before Nick said the thing that Jordan was responding to.
I'm a farmer! And pigs can eat just about anything. There are bags of feed you can get for pigs that are small pellets. And horses eat hay, along with cows, cows love hay! However for most cows they don't get it on a regular basis, only at certain times!
Pigs 'slop' is usually a mix of a lot of things. I know a farmer who takes expired food cans (from food pantries who would otherwise throw them out) and feeds that to their pigs.
Before this video i thought Nick was just some moustached guy who was friends with Jordan but then he started talking about the catcher in the rye and I discovered his inner wisdom
Was I the only one the understood and noticed Nick's 'The Outsiders' quote: "stay golden Ponyboy" at 1:17
weird, havent watched this channel in years and suddenly the notifications have been enabled for this channel. youtube pls
Personally, when I raise pigs, I get a bag of SunGlow 18g at first. I then feed the SunGlow 16g but if the pigs need to be fatter, I feed them pulp.
Horses do eat hay because it's considered roughage and that's how they get their nutrients. The slop that pigs eat contains a plethora of leftovers and other scrap foods such as cornmeal, rice, along with others, and water.
When you think about it, the field of agriculture in America goes from Farmers all the way to the cashier at McDonalds who looks like they dropped out of elementary school. If just Farming specifically, that is much lower. Agriculture as a whole includes all services rendered to others, so welding, cooking, buying and selling, pretty much most of the jobs in the world.
If you have read this far, I am sorry.
I currently live on a farm, and we feed our pigs a mix of different grains + water. But it definitely differs between each owner/farmer.
For our pigs we feed then two different types of food. One, most commonly known as slop, is rotten or uneaten food from the week before. Two is a kind of pellet that is just basically protein and grains compressed together.
And yes I live on a farm in Oregon.
Pigs eat scraps of almost anything. I worked in a deli where we made subs, and we kept a bucket at the end of the counter full of bits of onion, tomato, various meats. when it was full, the boss could sell it for cheap to local pig farmers.
Theres nothing like official you feed pigs. You can feed them literally anything you have left over. We've fed them leftover food we eat, older vegetables from the store, older foods that get thrown away. We've even fed them leftover chicken.
Pig slop is made of leftover foods that we don't eat. Like apple cores, cucumber peels, corncob that was already ate but still has the actually cob, mixed grains, and other supplements to make pigs grow stronger or help with vitamins. It looks nasty to us but it's a Thanksgiving meal to the sows
The slop is usually left over food from school, hospital or other public areas that serve food, trash cans and you cull through it for plastics and other non digestible items.
Go to the Track Central main screen and scroll down (it took me a while to figure out you could do that) and it'll be a large tile on the left side.
Also, at the very bottom there's a special category for each difficulty, even mediums and hards! ;)
It sure is nice seeing only 1/4 of the map :D
At my grandfather's farm, we just feed the pigs leftover bakery items from the local bakery. and whatever vegetables are available.
my friend's pigs eat mostly table scraps, but if they smell blood, they won't hesitate to eat each other. Wish I were joking...more bacon for me!
watching jordan is a look into insanity. In 100+ episodes he still approaches the obstacles that trouble him exactly the same expecting that 'this time' itll work.
I feel like Nick is better at the mind games in Trials.
11:33
"i've never been a fan of these multiple bunny hops."
He's also not a fan of inclines, things he can't steez, obstacles that are out of the ordinary, really short and easy maps, really hard maps, camera angle changes, maps that don't have checkpoints after every small bump, maps that have their hardest obstacle at the beginning, maps that have hard obstacles in general, and anything/everything that he repeatedly fails at.
Make sure you guys have physically activated the DLC on UPlay. (might have to add via the product key from the DLC) Since the DLC only adds the unicorns, it's possible to play on those maps that you played today without the DLC enabled.
Pigslop is mainly food scraps from restaurants. Vegas is the largest producer of pig slop. (I just read this somewhere, I don't work with the stuff.)
Since pigs are omnivores like us they eat fruits, veggies, and even bugs. The slop they eat is probably a combo of the fruits and veggies and leftovers that farmers get rid off. The slop consists of veggie peelings and fruit peelings, stale bread...pretty much anything edible that can be thrown away or composted
source is google...obviously
You would find the unicorn as a bike option if it is allowed in the map
I find it interesting how the vocals and the facecam are in-sync with the gameplay, but not the audio of the game.
when we had pigs on the farm years ago we fed them a mash up of fruits and vegetables mostly. some people buy feed specifically made for farm animals such as pigs.
2% of people work on the farms in the US but about 20% of the population works in agribusiness which is part of corporate farming, machinery and anything that has to do with farming. (Thank you AP Human Geography)
Watching Jordan playing is like watching silvers playing being global in cs:go
Pigs are omnivores, and very picky, they reject 171 out of 200 veggies , and are extremely intelligent and very clean which goes against every pig stereotype ever
Respect the chief of the PTL
More Boy Jordee Chec videos please!!! Scrambled Egg next 😂
I fucking love this series. Do more!
I work with pigs and they will eat pretty much anything. But a typical feed is a mix of pelleted feed, oats, beet pulp, and milk replacer.
10:12
I kinda understand why people get frustrated with Jordan for failing the same way multiple times, but to be fair he's under pressure.
the food pigs eat is just the farmers breakfast, lunch, and dinner leftovers. like so it goes to top
Actually hey has a lot of nutrient, it's basically cows eating grass, only it's long, cut, and dried. Also we don't eat it because we can't digest it very well, goats and horses have what they call rumens, which digests it and they kinda spit it up and chew it and eat it again. (This is based off of my experience with goats).
If Nick doesn't have a whistle, then it isn't official. Though, I shudder at what that would sound like, if, he actually blew a whistle into the microphone. Jordan's ears would explode. Nice win though. I am disappoint with no unicorns. I figure it would finally match the thumbnails, after all this time. There could be some glorious stills. It's too bad I associate unicorns with My little pony. Don't care for that at all because of, you know.
There was something I wanted to write about, from the reddit video, but, argh, it is proving very tricky. The gaming genre area requires more finesse to deal with certain things. Ah, Trials. Anyways, how phrasing is chosen can be so important. I'll have to ponder. So many long thoughts, pre apology for that.
Hopefully I can get my computer to stop being so slow in the meantime. As in, typing is taking forever
We usually feed our pigs our leftover pork chops.
Jardon there's a section when u choose what maps u want to do called unicorn maps
I do think Jordan would be the catcher and Nick would be the pitcher in this duo.
wow! for all these years I've thougth it was trials with fusion nick...
Hey you! I hope you having a magical day! :)
The slop that pigs get are just leftovers from the family. They just put it all in one pile; where I live, that slop is called aguamasa. It's in spanish.
in order to use the unicorn you have to pick a map that supports the unicorn(somehow you had bad luck with that), you don't need to unlock it or anything just pick the correct map
My mum was raised on a farm. Its mostly pig feed which is sort of like dog food without flavourings or things like that and vegetable peelings expired milk and cottage cheese
Part of me wishes that I played this game so that I could appreciate that it's way harder than it looks, but the other part is worried that it actually would be as easy as it looks and it would be that much more painful to watch.
Jordan has the reflexes of a snail
Pigs eat a lot of things, I work in the produce section at my towns market and we give all the rotton and moldy fruits and vegetables and basically all the things we scrap to a local who raises pigs. Everything we deem not sellable we just throw it in a garbage bag and give the entire bag to him at the end of the week and he just throws it all in the trough.
Pigs eat random vegetable table scraps. So in theory, you do eat what pigs eat frankly.
I think you guys have to unlock it in the single player campaign first and afterwards you can use the unicorn on the multiplayer maps
Pigs eat a variety of food from hat to oats and grains. Some people make a slope out of spoiled milk and other foods that pigs seem to love. Your friend the farmer
I raised pigs in 4H for 5 years and we fed the pigs a complete pellet feed that had all nutrients that they need... never gave them "slop"
Trials videos: NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NOOOOOO UR GONNA DNF MEE
Our little piglettes usually eat beets and other vegies :3
2% of the population of the United States is directly involved in the production of food. I learned that this past week in a chapter of a book in my AP Human Geo class.
who scrambles eggs AFTER putting them in the pan?? :/ or am i the odd one out who scrambles the eggs in a bowl or measuring cup before putting the eggs in the pan
Blazzy I do both
Blazzy everyone in the world scrambles eggs after they're in the pan.
Blazzy if you don't scramble after in the pan, but scramble in a bowl. you just made an omelet
but it still comes out as scrambled eggs. its not scrambled in the bowl so much as to literally be an orange-yellow mess, only scrambled a bit so that the yolks are not whole.
Blazzy then you scramble them in the pan? you either don't touch it and it's an omelette or you do and it's scrambled...
Nick eats 4 dozen eggs every morning to get big
Pigs can eat all kinds of scraps, or leftover food such as mealie-pap, bread, vegetables, fruit and pig pellets.
for the most part, pig slop is pretty much just rotting scraps. you can give the same stuff to chickens. those two will eat anything
1% of the US workforce works in agriculture/farms
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0.0001% Of the people in these comments work on farms.
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"Stay Golden, Ponyboy" Outsiders referance............ CHECK!
things that pig farmers feed thier pigs are leftovers from other animals, other organic leftovers from humans, and then there is also feeds for large scale pig farms.
Pigs eat slop, slop is scraps, other farm animals eat forages that we can't digest