An Absolutely Terrifying Low Budget RomCom
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I don't know what's more tone deaf.
The dog dancing and singing after his girl was almost raped or the solution to this "romance" movie being a goddamn suicide followed by decades of crippling loneliness.
Not too mention the ''why is Kyle gay'' after she was just assaulted as if THAT was her most pressing concern
@@Random-sk6hm yeah, and the idea that there's a "why" that people become gay...that someone just wakes up and is like "hmm. i think today i'll start being gay." as if it's a choice lmao...it's so tonedeaf but also hilarious in a messed up way
I haven't gotten this far into the video but that sounds weird 👠👠
@@Random-sk6hm it's very dubious i know, but perhaps she was thinking something along the lines of "why is the only decent guy i know someone i can't be with romantically cos he's gay"
the way that this movie just kept happening is astounding
It's amazing. The movie was hand crafted by gods
I thought the movie ended like at least three times
@@thevvitch7585 If you liked this concept, boy do i have the anime rec for you
@@thevvitch7585 they're speaking the language of gods
@@plazinga which one? asking for a friend
7:03
"my name is Alvin Flang"
"Maybe something a bit more class"
*"LIKE ALVIN FLANG"*
okay that genuinely made me laugh😭
Fr 😂
@@cheyennebrewer6224 this movie is funny for all the wrong reasons lol
singular good joke in this movie
@@thatoneguy9582💯
the "king of the castle" thing during a horrible moment was so fucking stupid it was funny
I wonder what kind of dog related trauma the director had for feeling the need to make dogs look so bad
tbh the movie would be a million times worse if they made the dogs look “good”
Probably dog people
Well dogs are naturally bad so it only makes sense that the dog acts like that
@@NaishiYT what 😃
@@XxHayashixX679 ??
Also, I love when movies just spray paint a young actor's hair grey, silver or white and just goes "okay they're old now" without any other makeup or prosthetics.
Ikr 😂
There's definitely worse ways to represent an elderly person. You could *(cough cough)* have strong-smelling baby powder put in your hair for a school play and have literally NOTHING else done
@@placeholder6974 that sounds strangely specific
FR! Where's the extra skin!?
You think they could afford the gas to drive to the store for makeup? Don't be ridiculous
“I was cursed for being a cheating playboy” by far the funniest line in the whole movie 💀💀
Lmao
cursed for having too many bitches 😔😔😔😔😔
Where’s the time stamp for that 💀
13:10
lmao ikr in what world does a playboy do not cheat?
they way he celebrated “rescuing” her by dancing and singing while she was traumatized and crying💀 what the hell is this movie
@@milkman8467 That actually makes it even worse that he would do that during a scene that was supposed to be traumatizing for the main actress 💀💀.
I busted out laughing at that part the dog singing while she's crying, her being upset that the guy is gay and when she was just assualted, the bad acting all of it in conjunction makes for a funny scene and I can't tell if that's what they were going for or not.
she is traumatized that her co-worker who she wasn‘t even into is gay 💀💀💀
Because Kyle being gay is the only problem in that whole scene. Uh-huh 😅
*sips tea aggressively*
And why did the dog bring up the fact that the house was green?? 💀💀
On IMBD, it says that the director told Alvin's voice actor that his singing would be accompanied with music, but that ended up being a lie. Not that the singing is appropriate
On a plus note: the woman who plays Jane and the man who plays Prince fell in love on set and are now married with kids.
REALLY
@@THEsalmonator_ yeah
Atleast smth good came out of this weird ass movie
congrats ig
ok... but is it prince the human or prince the dog?
The girl getting assaulted then the dog trying to call dibs, Then cheering while the girl says "why's kyle gay" is the strangest scene since "oh hi mark"
Except his was on purpose to be funny and these actors prolly felt dumb saying this shit😂
What a story mark.
@@Atlasintokyo The Room was not made to be funny! Tommy Wiseau took it all VERY seriously for a long time. He's a bit more chill about it nowadays and is willing to see the humor
Timestamp?
@@QuadratusTiberium 10:51
"I'm not just gonna start rooting for a horny, homophobic dog for no reason." -Danny Gonzalez 2022
yeah like we'd all support a horny homophobic dog if the movie gave us a reason /j
Same Danny same
The Dog is based
where was the dog homophobic? generally curious
@@dripjaeger3475 shut up, it was based 😇
The date scene with the overbearing grandma clearly had a solid comedic idea behind it, but somehow they executed it in the most awkward, unfunny and disturbing way possible. Almost impressive
Dont read my name,,😑 ,,
Instead of framing it as joke, it felt like we were sitting there with her. Maybe it's because they just.. added too many details? It was reading as "one person made a joke and someone else butted it and killed the joke."
It's like they were trying to make the worst movie possible
right, I watch the grossest stuff but that started to creep me out lol
Loved every second 🥴
This movie has some of the best background to it. The director was Chinese and didn’t have the best English, but he told the actors how to say their lines so they turn out really awkward and not right. Everything Lisa has is green because green is meant to symbolize lust. The voice actor got the dog played Shrek in Shrek the Musical but was too embarrassed to put his name in the credits s which is why he isn’t credited in the film. And the actual reason why there’s no music in the movie is because it did originally have a soundtrack, but the director didn’t have enough money to actually pay the composer for the rights to the music for the movie.
the backstory of this makes it so much better
All correct, except the director was a Chinese woman, so not a "he".
how do you know this??
The dog actor was Gustavo in Big Time Rush! He played Shrek in the musical before the production actually opened-he was replaced by Brian Darcy James (who is a highly celebrated Musical Theatre actor and later was in 13 Reason Why)
I was looking for someone to bring up the soundtrack thing, I heard about it on how did this get made podcast which recently did an episode on this movie. It's way more messed up to actually see the scenes rather than just listen to them.
The idea of him reincarnating and still remembering his dog life is so funny to me. Like did he have an epiphany at some point and it all came rushing back? Or was he at his 8th birthday party telling people he needed to grow up and start a dog training business to find his aging adult wife?
Imagining raising your kid that you love so much but all he ever talks about is how he used to be a horny dog and is married. Or even worse, you raise your perfectly normal child who has dreams and ambitions for their life and then one day they just have a switch and turn into this anakin like guy and goes off to marry an old woman. Poor parents.
Lmao what an awesome image
@@francescaprotesto2553 "Guys, I was a dog in my past life and I need to find my human wife, so I'm going to grow up and ditch you all! "
It was obviously the pond that told him lmao
@@acadacs Imagine being 8 and stumbling next to a pond and suddenly you remember Everything
Remember, this good boy actor does not have these foul thoughts. He just wants treats.
He has no thoughts
@@6lake. well maybe he got reincarnated
@@imbald9089 This made me laugh more than expected
true also i prefer the dog persona than the human one
@@6lake. nah bro hes back from the dead i revived him fr
THE TRIGGER WARNINGS GAVE ME A WHIPLASH LIKE WHY IS THIS DOG ROMCOM SO INTENSE
LMFAO I KNOW RIGHT
0:00 😅
like what would you even rate this movie 😭 i feel like it would have to be M for the SA
I'm cackling lmao!
The director wanted her own GOT and somehow she made something even more disturbing to me so..
me and my sister watched this a few years ago for our bad movie night and when we finished it we felt like it fueled carbon monoxide directly into our brains, genuinely one of the worst movies we've ever watched.
PLEASE drop a list of your favorite bad movies. my friends and i do the same thing and we're running out of movies to watch
@@greem3205
I like this idea 😂
We need the list
@@greem3205 Last year I watched a horror low budget movie called Megan Is Missing, it was truly the most disturbing and awful movie I have ever watched
I do not miss megan
Something is way scarier about a human in a dog’s body saying “back off, she’s mine” and “guess I’m the king of the castle” after fighting off a possible rapist then the rapist himself
That scene was so hilarious. I actually laughed so hard. I don't get all the sensitivity when it's just fiction and I liked the humor 😂
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 dude how many times r u going to comment about this? i’ve seen u like 8 times now, danny gonzalez is cool go troll somewhere else
Yeah, it evokes the attitude of the 'male protector' where an abusive guy sees a woman as his possession and fights off another abusive guy, in this case the rapist, not because he cares for her as a person and wants to stop someone hurting her, but because someone else has 'access' to her that shouldn't. It was really creepy. There are a lot of IRL guys who think like this, that their violence is justified because it's 'protective' and that women need violent men to 'protect' them. It's really insidious and harmful.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395
You think the scene is so funny that you have to keep replying to comments talking about it to tell them how funny you think it is 😂
@@gregjayonnaise8314 I mean it is pretty funny and I've only seen his comment once.
There’s so much weird and gross stuff in this movie Danny couldn’t mention them all, like the black best friend stereotype to Lisa who constantly talks about how much she loves going out with guys, and after a time skip she shows up older with a bunch of kids she has trouble keeping track of.
did you watch the movie? how did it end, i didn't get it at all. did they became old and them young again or what?
Yea that was weird asf, Continued the stereo type that the dad left
Plus he's rude and homophobic and probably racist
@@GalinaEv yeah it was so confusing
bruhh
I don't understand why Prince didn't work a night shift as a human. Could've solved a lot of problems.
because plot development
@@avgredditmod or the only place in town with a night shift was a freddys...
@@Jamie1Daileyimagine halfway through the movie it just turns into fnaf. would probably be better ngl
Whoever wrote this movie should be on every watch list, registry, and no-fly list.
The lady who made it got funds by scamming a church for the money by saying she was making a movie about Jesus, and once they found out and got their money back she paid the cast and crew in fruit and wonton wrappers.
And put on FBI’s Most Wanted
middle aged jewish man that was born into wealth and has no actual skill in filmmaking
every single one of these movies
Definitely also a no-adopting-dogs list, too
@@ZeranZeran Actually this was made by a Chinese woman who didn't have very much money
it was hard getting past the attempted assault scene, it's so badly handled, the dog not acknowledging Lisa's crying , and the way Lisa is more concerned on the fact Kyle is gay.
I loved that scene so much! When he danced as she was crying it made me laugh so hard. Plus it's all just fiction so it doesn't matter. People don't understand fiction is fake.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Yeah it's fake but depictions of terrible things can still make people feel terrible.
If I painted a picture of a tree, showed it to someone, asked them what it was, and they said that it was a tree- they wouldn't really be wrong now would they?
Fiction makes an impression on us.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 why this fool think a dog celebrating after a woman almost got r*ped is the most hilarious thing in the world thats fucked up
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 people do understand that fiction is fake, but they aren’t wrong saying it’s incredibly badly handled. darker themes like sexual assault need to be handled carefully, as theyre real life traumatizing things that happen. this movie is bad. we can all see it, the assault scene is also bad.
i dont think the director was smart enough to actually do this and was just trying to make a dumb gay joke, but ik when i go through smth traumatizing sometimes my brain focuses on a lesser inconvenience bc the traumatizing thing is too much to handle, so i dont blame lisa as a character for focusing on the fact kyle was gay but i do think the director was just making a dumb gay joke and wasnt making a nuanced take on trauma
to be fair, "alvin flang!" "ok maybe something better" "like alvin flang!" is extremely funny
That was the single time I laughed during any of the scenes shown lmao
IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IDK WHY
7:04 i thought i was the only one lol. i just love the montone in his voice
Is it just me or does he say “Alvin fwang” at that part… and then later at the pool he says it like “Alvin Schwang”? What is the truth
@@captaincunt880 shabang was also pretty funny
There's not a lot of ways to seem like a terrible person while you're actively intervening to protect a woman who's being assaulted, and yelling "she's mine" is one of them.
Fun fact also: the two main actors got married after falling in love on the set for this film but I’m pretty sure I heard they were so embarrassed to be associated with the movie they changed their legal names
If that's true good for them, but that's hilarious that they changed their names lmfao
She really fell for that intense Anakin-like guy? Did nobody learn anything from the Star Wars prequels?
Can't say I blame them.
I'm happy they're married, but damn if I was in this film is change my name too. I'd probably even move to a whole nother country and get plastic surgery so nobody could recognize me
this... feels like a lie
Fun fact: the guy who voices the dog(not the human actor but the dog’s voice) was literally paid in cantaloupes by the director to voice act for this movie. He also never met any of the other actors which explains why he acts so different than the guy playing human Alvin Flang.
please give me the source, i NEED to read more about this shitshow. mf was paid in CANTALOUPES??
Kinda like when the gang paid Cricket in lemons but it's real life
cantaloupes!? theyre not even that good!
Gotta respect the hustle tho. This man deserves all the cantaloupes on earth.
Aint no way they tried to pay gustavo rocque in cantaloupes😭
The true horror of this movie is they made a golden retriever unlikable
Exactly
It’s not the dog’s fault, it’s the director’s :(
I'd call that an accolade
@@Chan-L-b7l nah it’s the dog’s fault too
@@Hellokitty-pb3gb the dog I soo cute tho irl
The "i can't sell you this dress because it's not your size" is wild. What retail worker would remotely care ever.
It's wilder how it's framed, I met plenty of rude retail workers, and my SO was sometimes told they can't shop unless they show their id because they're "clearly not over 15" (they're in their 20s)
I was 100% not expecting THOSE warnings for a movie where a person falls in love with a DOG
I'm stunned
LITERALLY
I thought there would just be a trigger warning for bestiality lmao
I feel so extra sad for the dog actor. He was completely oblivious to how how dirty they did him in post.
He looked so stoked to have gotten the part as the lead dog! 🥺🥺🥺
Fr
it’s a dog. wtf does he have to be stoked with a role?
@@hueningii attention from humans
what?? I don't think a dog cares about being the lead dog hun...lmfao
@@Bri-pd7xn that's what the movie industry wants you to think
There was also a scene where the dog ate photos of 2 men, one of whom was Asian, and said "hmm. One of these guys tastes Japanese-y" I can't believe you would leave that out
You can’t believe it???
Oh no
What does that even mean????? Idk I feel like it was supposed to be some racist jokes but it makes absolutely no sense
Because it’s relatable, haven’t we all eaten a picture of an Asian guy and be able to sense he’s Asian?
W T F
It's impressive how they've made one of the most beloved dog breeds into the most unlikable character in the movie
It’s still terrifying when Danny doesn’t open a video with greeting Greg. He is really serious
Fr
He's not getting goofy or silly or a little bit wacky anymore
you know it’s gonna be a seriously bad movie when he doesn’t say what’s up greg 😀
It’s because the movie is so great. It’s so amazing that Danny didn’t even want to say hello greg
*fear*
The dog singing while she’s literally sobbing after she was almost assaulted is so… ugh I don’t even know how to describe it it’s just horrible
Dont read my name,,😑 ,,
literally bruh that shit made me so weirded out and uncomfy 😭
you know how you laugh out of genuine shock? how did anyone think that was appropriate 💀
@@MbitaChizi The music was actually cool guy
One of the most tone deaf scenes I've ever witnessed in a story.
This is probably the most uncomfortable I've been watching something while also laughing the entire time at Danny's jokes
Not related but wondahoi
Neil Breen vibes. 😒😂
@@tgatikah749 slay wondahoi
same lmaooooo
I feel the exact same way!
TW for overdose and su!cide attempt (and also spoilers):
For those of you who might want to watch this, there is a scene that Danny didn’t cover where the girl takes pills to OD and goes to the hospital. She ends up being fine and it happens between the “Why is Kyle gay” scene and the “shebang” scene.
Hey, that was very thoughtful. Thanks 💗
Honestly I feel sorry for Kyle. This should've been a movie about these two being friends trying to comfort each other while in a fake marriage, overcoming troubles of being an adult in society that doesn't respect you
I just feel bad they made that actor memorize a 3 page emotional monologue for it to be immediately followed by Shrek the asshat dog’s awkward standup
That honestly sounds like such a cool movie too, unfortunately it turned out to be whatever this is.
@@linementos name?
Even a movie about Kyle trying to meet a good guy while slowly realizing his wife wants to fuck a dog would be better than the actual movie
Or maybe about him finiding the courage to stand up to his family.
DANNY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. There WAS a soundtrack to this movie, but the woman who made the movie didn't properly pay or credit the composer, so was forced to remove the music from the film after its release. The reason she couldn't compensate him was because all the money for this movie came from a church she told she was making a movie about Jesus, but when they found out what the movie was really about, they demanded their money back and she had to pay the cast and crew in cantaloupes and wonton wrappers. This story sounds so fake but I swear all of it is true. The guy who plays the voice of the dog was on Big Time Rush and has talked about it. 😭 EDIT: A commenter reminded me you can also hear about all of it from How Did This Get Made
HUH???? IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE WHAT IS THIS
this story took so many turns
Do you listen to How Did This Get Made? I heard all of this from them too (and they had the guy who does the voice of the dog talk about his experience). It’s absolutely bananas that everything you said here is 100% true.
thats so fucking funny lmaoooo
Yes! Ralph Sepe did an interview with the actor who voiced the dog and he (the actor) spills the tea about what happened behind the scenes. It's a wild story!
Pete Davison straight up got paid to compose the score for a movie, didn’t add any music, put in a fart sound, and then left. Truly the moment dogs.
It was his commentary on the movie
GOD DAMN IT SKETE!
He's the Andy Kauffman of our generation
Not sure if this is a joke or not but, for the record, composers don’t add sound effects in lmfao
apparently there was a soundtrack but the creator of the movie didnt have any money to pay him and so had to remove it lmao
Stephen Kramer Glickman doing this while Big Time Rush was still airing on nickelodeon is fucking wild
i was searching for this comment like WHAT THE FUCK???
The strangest part of movies like this is that real people thought of this. They had to write a script(I don't even know if they HAD a script) and they had people publish it. Like who thought...hey! I wanna watch a dog find romance
I mean it would be cute if the dog found love with another dog
@@pissapocalypse agreed. The weird part is that it's with a human, and also that the dog is just a scumbag. If it was a normal, sweet dog finding love with another normal dog, that'd be just fine.
@@happyfrigginrainbowcookiesThey absolutely had to go the beastiality route I guess. I saw another comment saying this movie is thinly veiled fetishism and I definitely agree with that.
@@pissapocalypse The lady and the tramp seemed to figure that out, so yeah it would be a cute idea
I think this plot is pretty tame in comparison to the Bee Movie
Movie... the reason "Beauty and the Beast" even kind of works as a story, is because the Beast is not apparently a literal animal, but an anthropomorphic creature who can talk to/communicate with humans (meaning he can give consent and clearly indicate human-like intelligence). If the Beast acted like an animal and couldn't communicate with Beauty or any other humans, it would be extremely creepy for Beauty to "fall in love" with him. Even back in medieval times when the fairy tale/folk tale was first being told, at a time when consent was really not prioritized, people realized, "we need to make it clear the Beast isn't a literal beast, or else that would be really creepy (and against the Bible)."
This is beauty and the beastiality
@@Somehowruns A+ pun!
"Must Love Dogs".... Have I said enough?
@@xXAcidBathXx not if its such an obvious pun to make, but whatever
@@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω damn bro lay off him 😭
A dog saying "I'm not gay" is some of the most surreal shit I've ever seen in my life
i'm not gaaayyyyyyyy
Ironically dogs are gay as f
Fun fact: This movie has a really high rating on IMDB from people who enjoyed it ironically. That was how I convinced a friend of mine of mine to watch it with me. They thought it was a legitimately acclaimed movie
Yea it got the high rating because of RTMM
Didn’t Ralphthemoviemaker get banned from IMDb because he encouraged people to review it positively as a joke and his fans also like changed the cast list or something
@@librasuperstar3779 Changing the actors to A-listers is such a fucking funny concept though
@@librasuperstar3779 technically he said not to leave reviews as a joke, he said to leave honest good reviews if you liked since "we need more female directors"
i think it's funny how the goal was "make her love you and only you" and alvin flang doesn't even do anything to make her like him, he literally just exists while she goes out with men, and then eventually she just decides that dating men sucks and this dog just sucks less by comparison lmao
he's like luigi, he won by doing nothing
to be fair... he's a dog, does he really need to do anything to win affection?
This is one of those bad movies where the idea itself was so rancid that even with absolutely flawless execution it still would have sucked ass
True that
It’s like some horrific zoophilic fan fiction
I mean, if they made the dog more likeable and had a higher budget and didn’t include attempted rape, it could of been a princess and the frog sort of movie.
Not sure about that. Somehow Bee Movie has a similar basic idea and is just hilarious...
@@rachelcookie321 Agreed, but *could have
Is there such a thing as filmmaking narcolepsy, where someone falls asleep and accidentally makes a terrible fucking movie? That is the only explanation I can come up with as to why this exists.
There is a movie called Death Bed: The Bed that Eats. It's on youtube in full last time I checked, and it is truly a ride. It was made by someone who has never made another movie and doesn't remember making it. As far as no budget horror movies go I think it's quite good in its own uniquely strange way. It certainly doesn't have any of the awful implications and attitudes of this dog movie, and is much more creative.
@@alisonpurgatory85 that’s actually so interesting
I swear I saw an episode of a tv show like this once. As in this was the premise of the episode.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@alisonpurgatory85 quick question: does the director do drugs
I feel so bad for the poor cute golden retriever that they made into a unlikeable character by voicing over him ☹️
They bonehurtingjuiced him. 😭😭😭
Love your pfp
@@crazy922blade Lol thank you so much! I like your pfp too, it’s really cute. 🙂
Well, I'm pretty sure it's not affecting how he's treated in Hollywood circles or the dog park. So don't worry, if anything, he probably gets mistaken for "Air Bud" and milks all the perks, actually.
The dog singing "king of the castle" over a girl sobbing is going to be stuck in my skull forever. Thanks danny
I will be depressed from it for a while
@@spicybeantofu um not for a while, for my whole life
*borat voice* “I got a chair look at me king in the castle king in the castle”
To be fair to the dog, I think they just recorded this scene in one take and that was the genuine reaction of the dog to this lady fake crying. It's a dog, it doesn't know how to respond. What else were they supposed to record under the dude wagging tail and strutting around?
@@Illlium We're not blaming the dog at all. They could've redid the scene instead of trying to make it work in the worst way possible
I think the "why is Kyle gay" remark is meant to show he would have been better and not hurt her, which makes the scene is even darker. Her mindset that is if she had been with him this wouldn't have happened. I'm also adding a layer to a movie that would never be able to do it itself
I think that could've been better executed if they chose a different wording. Such as "why did Kyle have to be gay?"
It’s just homophobic. Nothing to read in.
That kinda reminds me of a scene from Homestuck where Dirk sort of laments the fact that he’s gay because even though he has no attraction towards Roxy, he thinks she’s a good person and feels bad that he can’t reciprocate her feelings.
@@whichcache2517 homestuck fan!
Upon the third or so rewatch of this video it suddenly occurred to me that the "why is Kyle gay" line might be her asking why all the other men in her life are horrible.
Kinda says something about the scene when I only thought of that interpretation upon the third rewatch.
The fact that the girl is wearing green clothes and has an entire green house makes me think there's some sort of symbolism going on here.
Green is the colour of my cat's vomit... now im not saying the movie is vomit... but i am not saying it's better
According to the voice actor for the dog (stephen cramer glickman), he says that the producer said that "green means horny???" It was said in an interview with ralphthemoviemaker
@@rulerandstapler No... that's red... oh no... did they find the green m&m hot and just assume?
Well we all know that green is not a creative color
@@kaylaHat their words not mine 😂😂😂
Also the voice actor didnt know what role he was voicing so thats why he sounded like that. He was also not paid in money but 2 cantaloupes. Just some fun facts
the writer's barely disguised fetish
Its not even disguised
I love how she was like "I'm done with men, all I need is my dog" and then the dog in question turns into a man. Disappointment of the year
Dont read my name,,😑 ,
@@MbitaChizi ok
It's fine if he remained a dog, just as long as they don't "tie the knot" 👀😳🤣
That's what I thought, I would be like "oh come on haven't you been LISTENING WHAT I J U S T S A I D"
A white woman’s nightmare
I'm sorry but the juxtaposition of her being assaulted, her crying about Kyle being gay, and then the magical transformation is so funny to me I can't stop laughing about it.
Why was the part where the dog was dancing and singing while she was crying so funny to me? “KING OF THE CASTLE. KING OF THE CASTLE THAT’S ALSO A DOG AND LIVES IN A HOUSE THAT IS _GReeN_ “ 💀💀 even the part where rapey man breaks in and goes *“LiSSsaA”* and then they do a little 2-step and the music Danny added for that scene just made it better but then the dog comes out of nowhere with the over-the-top sound effects I can’t 💀💀💀
the difference between that scene and the room that makes me find that scene unfunny is how I'm pretty sure that, unlike the room, the movie was trying to be funny. im willing to laugh at bad drama, but my heart refuses to laugh along with ur garbage joke
I know! Like she just said she's done with men and it'll be just her and the dog and then he's like "Hmm this would be a good time to transform." As she's crying and hugging the dog.
So we learned a lot about the production of this movie from the Stephen Kramer Glickman, the voice actor for Alvin Flang. He would later go on to play Gustavo from Big Time Rush. There’s a lotta weird stuff, he has an interview with Ralph The Movie Maker, but here’s the short version that’ll explain… some things. Basically, Glickman was called in last minute to redo a full voice over for this film after it was already finished and he just… did not care. He had to go across the country to star in Shrek the Musical as soon as possible, he wasn’t getting paid, and the creator is the weirdest woman in the world. As he does the dog’s lines as he’s watching the film you can notice he just progressively cares less and less. It’s great
And he apparently never got paid for it except for receiving a bag of wontons and 2 cantaloupes!!!
im more shocked i didnt know he was the star of shrek the musical
GUSTAVO!?!?
@@meganchambers8108 I read it was wonton *wrappers* from other comments
@@chancewill6910 he did a video where he just said "wontons".
Idk how, but when the pond and dog talked, they somehow made the pond sound wet in a gross way.
What a feat.
Yup
The Pond was also a terrible person who got reincarnated into standing water. That's why all her advice is so bad.
@@heathercalun4919 Like my therapist?
@@crw5603 Oh no!!!
It sounded exactly like what some high schoolers making a movie in iMovie would do... I kinda thought high schoolers originally made this movie for lols
"Love on a leash" doesn't sound like a dog movie, it sounds like an adult film...
Danny doesn't cover it but she walks him around wearing nothing but a dog collar as a kink thing and there are some, surprisingly graphic intimate scenes for it being a DOG MOVIE. so you are kinda right, it does actually go into the territory you'd expect from the title "Love on a Leash" 😬
Also "holiday in handcuffs" sounds like a adult film not a movie on abc family about kidnapping
Love and Leashes is the name of a Korean movie about BDSM actually 😂 so yes
Oh true that!
@@dylanrodrigues heyyy. i haven't seen the movie but I've been reading the original Love and Leashes webcomic... it's got a really good representation of BDSM relationship and community, which is rare. it's definetly lot more wholesome than "Love on a Leash"
but uh i realize, it also does have a little bit of a "dog" theme in it. uhhh in a different way 😅
I love how politely Danny roasts everything. It almost feels like he’s showing affection towards the movie
Dont read my name,,😑
Exactly, it’s like he doesn’t even want to insult the movie, he just says it as quietly and happily as possible
@@MbitaChizi why tho🤡
the way he roasts everyone so casually while hitting every line on point 🤩
this movie doesn't deserve any politeness, or affection. my heartrate increased with each scene, i'm angry sweating, idk how danny sat through the entire movie
oh my fucking god the scene where she’s crying and he’s blabbering on about “winning” her and it keeps cutting between them is a terrifying commentary on men
i don't think they intended that
@@PosterityIslesNews no but media analysis doesn’t have to match up with author intent. makes it more fun to watch a shitty movie when you can just make stuff up
@@bm3209 if the author just threw shit at a wall, i don't think you can do much media analysis on it
@@PosterityIslesNews but it’s fun to try
@@PosterityIslesNewsdon’t be so negative 👍🇵🇱
Jesus Christ, that dog obliviously singing to himself while the girl is sobbing after being assaulted (even if that’s not what she’s crying about) is genuinely infuriating. Like, how self centered can you be, especially towards someone who was nearly violated. Though I shouldn’t be surprised, considering the dog only fought the rapist off because “she’s his”, it’s clear that her actual well-being doesn’t matter to him.
Also, I get that this whole dumpster-fire is supposed to be a take on “Beauty and the Beast”, but somehow they managed to make the bestiality undertones WORSE than they are in that story. Especially in the scene after they presumably have sex and he’s a dog the next morning. Eeugh…🤢
Fr its really gross
I am torn between feeling gratitude that i know to stop this video now and regretting ever learning how to read.
Dogs normally would come and sniff and try to cuddle bc they don't like it when their people are upset. So basically, that means the human part of him is a pig.
@@luxuscarnage4828 I couldn't chose between making a joke that he becomes a human with a pigs brain or if he becomes a cop but yeah anyways def a shit human
That's such a funny scene! HAHAHAHA
10:43 The contrast between the douche dog's self-indulgant song about being "king of the castle" and Lisa weeping into her couch is actually fucked up, and for a moment, the movie actually made me feel really sad for her... Until you realize that, for whatever reason, she isn't even crying about getting assaulted and fired, but about Kyle being gay...
On a side note, I'm going to take my TOEFL test tomorrow, so I'm so happy that Danny posted, now I'm way less anxious about the test :)
good luck on your test!!
Good luck!
Gl bro on your toe test
I was laughing so hard at that scene. The dog dancing as she cried made my day😂
Movies need comedic moments. It was so perfect that they added that after to lighten it up
It's great how in the assault scene, there's all these intense dog growls, the voice over is pissed, the camera is on Adderall, but you can still clearly tell the dog is just being a goof and just happy to be there
Yeah, since the dog is clearly not a trained acting dog and it's not a real threatening moment, the dog is just trying to join in on what looks like a fun wrestling match or something.
@@lacytaylor1501 Yeah, and I think it being a golden retriever also makes it automatically read as friendly and playful to me lol. The friendliest, gentlest dog I know irl is a German shepherd but if you did the same scene with a German shepherd I’d probably be more willing to pretend I didn’t notice that the dog was just being gentle and silly. Almost any dog breed better known for being guard dogs would’ve worked better in this movie.
I remember doing that golden retriever egg challenge with my golden in the past, which is where you give your dog an egg to hold and see if they break it (she didn’t but was just confused why I had her carry an egg for me lol). It’s a dog breed literally known for being extremely gentle. They’re supposedly bred to have naturally gentle bites so they didn’t accidentally damage the shot animals they retrieved for hunters. I know goldens _can_ get aggressive, but usually they’re still not the most threatening when they do and/or it’s going to stand out as extra unusual.
A husky, cattle dog, German shepherd, Vizsla, etc all probably would’ve been better choices of breed for the plot imo. Either they should’ve picked a breed where the stereotypes do some of the work for them, or at the very least picked a breed where the stereotypes weren’t actively working against them. But I think maybe it was just the director’s dog or something..
He's a funny dog having a good time
@@genericname2747 Just a silly lil guy
@@Delta-lu5kf tiny goofy dog
2:11 I’m gonna be honest the idea of a movie about a composer who falls in love with the wife of the director who hired him and them running off to Greece together is 1000x more interesting than this movie’s actual plot.
why did you have to preface this by saying you were going to be honest? are you usually lying?
Tbh I think the strict grandmother plays her role pretty good, the way she speaks about her grandchilds iq and how they raised it "correctly" just sounds like she'd literally be that way, for me grandma is the best actress of the whole movie xD
To me, she honestly looked like the older version of Lisa. Like, why couldn't she play older Lisa anyway?? Did she quit because she wasn't going to get paid?
@@M0N5T3RV1B3 Maybe she didn't get enough cantaloupes when playing her role
@@derpydevilolidkTo be fair, there was a huge outbreak of listeriosis in 2011, so it’s good that they didn’t give her *too* many cantaloupes
you know this is gonna be a seriously bad movie review when danny doesn’t say ‘what’s up, greg?’ at the beginning 😍
Dont read my name,,😑
@SuperSonicPlushes5413 I have 3 iq and I’m darn proud >:/
@@MbitaChizi mate… you really need to find a hobby or something. I see you way to bloody often in the comments trying to bait people to go check out your channel or whatever. I’m not trying to be cruel or harsh and I know you’re prolly just taking the piss, and haven’t actually lost the plot or anything.
@SuperSonicPlushes5413 Yos 👁👄👁 that’s my iq what ya gonna say about it buddy???? This catto took a online iq test >:(
What's down Greg?
I feel like a 8 year old wrote this movie and was like "wow I love my dog so much. What if my dog was actually a human and I could marry him?"
And than their edgy friends wanted to add that terrible assault scene as “comedy”
I feel like that would inherently be less disturbing and more adorable. Like, I know tiny children write things like Jeff the Killer and the classic Wattpad masterpiece "Trapped in A Island with Josh Hutcherson" but those are kind of funny and pretty sincere instead of just being like... the Birdemic director's loser, pervert cousin made them
And It was actually written by a 72 year old somehow...
The only way this could be worse is if it turned out that a child wrote it. Cringe.
If it's a reincarnation like in Buddhism and the dog killed himself, he will actually drop down so many levels and will never reincarnated into a human
I have no doubt this movie was filmed entirely on someone’s cell phone.
Dont read my name,,😑
Dont read my name,,😑
LOL
Was definitely filmed on a Boost Mobile
Lol
You know it’s bad when Danny doesn’t even start the video with a “Hey, what’s up Greg! And welcome back to __”
I cannot think of any scenario more terrifying than my pet suddenly becoming a whole ass human person and talking to me like that shouldn't be terrifying.
Especially if the pets in love with you 😟✝️
I wouldn't. It would definitely be unique! I've always dreamed of being able to talk to animals properly
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I'd take being able to talk to animals, I just think it would be really disturbing to have it happen in the form of my pet suddenly being a whole human being and acting like thats not something I should think is weird.
I have goldfish in a tank, so there'd be a human either sitting in a large tank, or glass everywhere and 3 dead fish
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Imagine your pet sees you doing something embarrassing and they’re telling the whole world
The use of the soundtrack, or lack thereof, is similar to No Country For Old Men, it makes the audience more alert and adds another layer of realism to the film. Also like No Country For Old Men, this movie perfectly portrays a psychopath with Alvin Flang and his abusive relationship.
Apparently, there waa no soundtrack because the composer wasnt paid, and the reason was the director's money, funded by church was revoked after they found out she wasnt making a movie about jesus
@@yuki97kira WHAT. THE. FFFFFFFFFFF
I’m absolutely convinced this is something Onision wrote and he disguised his self-insert character as a dog so no one would be able to tie it back to him. Seriously this is the only way I can rationalize this movie’s existence in my brain.
Man I had forgotten that dudes existence how dare u remind me 😭😭
@@aditianand2396 A necessary evil. This is the only way we uncover the truth about Love on a Leash.
Omfg this brought back ALL the memories of the Onision book reviews I used to binge 💀 this really does feel like something that would happen in reapers creek or smthn
@@hex0578 I just watched a Reaper’s Creek review the other day so it was fresh on my mind just in time for this video. 😂
This sponsored segment is much better. More on point and it shows the benefits of the product. Sure modified file was amazing, but it didn't make me want fresh home cooked meals. Good Job Danny. Always Improving.
controversial take, i prefer the previous one
@@sanjanaishas2096 I stand with you. Modified File can’t be beat.
@@sanjanaishas2096 I agree, it almost wanted me to get a hello fresh thingy.
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what do you mean by modified file
@@Mecal21 The sponsered segment was broken earlier.
STOP BECAUSE I WOULD ACTUALLY KILL FOR A MOVIE ABOUT A BOY WHO WAS RAISED BY NOTHING BUT TECHNOLOGY MEETING A WOMAN WHO TEACHES HIM HUMAN KINDNESS
i thought of tarzan but not quite sure it fits
i have a target that, if you properly dispose of, will allow me to make this movie.
yeah edward scissorhands did a big number on me
a woman cryogenically frozen from the 70/80s when that was a craze is resuscitated and now has to teach a gen alpha kid empathy
Never had such strong “I don’t know how or when, but this story will involve the writer's fetishes” vibes from the first few minutes of a movie
Dont read my name,,😑 ,,
The name of the movie did it for me
Apparently Danny skipped a lot and it has some fetish stuff in it as well
Oh ya this is absolutely some "zo0philia is ok actually propaganda"
@@sparks-of-magic I don't know why he compared it to Beast. Anthropomorphic animals are totally fine and should be accepted but actual feral animals are different.
The warning Danny gives just immediately reminds me of the warning bit from the fanfic reading video with Drew- "WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN?! Suicide AND sex scene?!" Complete with the same shock and bewilderment!
Dont read my name,,😑 .
Dont read my name,,😑 ,
I read your comment, immediately thought "oh well it can't be that bad" and then I got to the warning. And you're right. This must be how Drew was feeling.
"then they started doing it"
@@IceyTheCat "They made out RIGHT THERE"
15:39 this shot of the dog feels so ominous 😭
he is just standing there like: 🧍♀️
Peter Davison only composes music where dogs can only hear.
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Yes
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Yes
When Danny doesn't greet Greg at the beginning of a video you know the movie is BAD-bad 💀
Dont read my name,,😑 ,
@@MbitaChizi The rickroll actually went hard tbh
@@MbitaChizi ok, i won’t
@@tuxedosforsale it's a bot, you new on TH-cam?
@@asteriusblack i’ve seem so many people responding to a bot like that, so can i not? 🤨
the sad thing about these kind of movies is that the pets used in them are usually treated really bad
ik i feel so bad for the dog :_)
It's absaloutely horrible
The film industry is regulated by animal welfare groups when animals are involved, but since this is probably filmed on a cellphone by some idiot, who knows with this one.
i know, that scene of it getting hit by the car was probably real
:(
‘Gets ***king ASSAULTED’
Alvin: “king of the castle!”
That hard cut of someone having a peak panic attack and then CALMLY GETTING HER UMBRELLA BEFORE RUNNING OUTSIDE was comedy gold. I watched it like 6 times. Amazing.
Honestly it felt like the most realistic part of the movie somehow, it was peak example of being manic but having small lucid moments where you're calm lmao
she pulled a move from the sims 💀
The dialogue for the dog was made up in the spot by the voice actor since he was about to move to new York for the lead role in the Broadway performance of shrek, they called him back to redo all the line last miniute, he was *only payed in cantaloupes and "a big of bag wontons"* , the ADR director didn't care enough to correct him the character was supposed to be very different, he just came up with the name Alvin flang randomly , that's why they call him Prince in the actual scenes, most of the cast (including him) asked to be credited under false names
LMFAO
LMAOOAOAOOAJAKNANANBABGQGGAGGSGGAVVWVZ WHAT
FINALLY. FINALLY Danny makes a video about Love On A Leash. My parents found this scrolling through Prime Video and put it on for family movie night. I had to shut myself in the bathroom twice because I couldn't handle the cringe.
Prime video has all the worst movies imaginable
at least you have family movie night. i miss those days
bruh
Second hand embarrassment is a real thing and I have it so bad 😭😭😭 every time anything even _remotely_ cringe happens I have to leave the room that’s how bad it is
I can imagine your family during the assault scene with the dog singing and dancing then her repeatedly saying ''why is Kyle gay''
8:34 *confused saluting*
12:55 that one's gonna go in the 'no context' videos💀
HELP 💀
I can see it
I remember when Ralph the Movie Maker covered this film 4 years ago. Re-visiting it with you had me absolutely dying at some of the parts he made fun of as well ("Find a girl? that's my speciality!!"). He ended up getting his IMDB account banned over this film because he jokingly told his audience to rate it a 10/10 on IMDB and they started doing so, and IMDB flagged it as rating manipulation lmao.
I remember watching his review! But I totally forgot about him telling others to give it a high review and him getting jis imdb account banned bc of it is hilarious
He also interviewed the VA of the dog. Back when Ralph still had watchable content, ahh the good ol’ days
YEESSS!
@@karl6942 I used to be such a big fan of I Hate Everything, Ralph the Movie Maker and Your Movie Sucks, but you can't be a cynical teenager your entire life lol
@@DabBrownie indeed you can’t remain that way forever. It wasn’t until I started looking at other channels like @NeoJesus and Uncle Mikki Productions that I started to reassess my TH-cam movie exploits.
You should check them out if you haven’t done so already.
Danny has transitioned from haunting our dreams to bringing our nightmares into reality by making us aware of this movie
“You can’t really fuck up as a hamster, there are no expectations for a hamster 🐹 “ -Danny
the real legend here is Peter Davison who got to be credited for doing literally nothing
I’m hoping Peter Davison saw how insane this movie is and decided not to compose music for it. Maybe he’s the only sensible person involved 😭
Probably lol he ran
Theres an explanation in the comments that apparently the person who made it couldnt pay the composer so she ended up havinf to not use the music because all the money she got for the movie was from a church who she told she was making a movie about jesus and when they found out the actual plot they made her give the money back 💀💀💀
if he’s the most sensible one on the making of this movie that’s saying something
@@Red-ce2jz that’s even more insane that I imagined 🤣 imagine scamming a church to make THIS movie and trying to get away with it lmao
Danny I just want to say that I love the way you handle mature topics, even when they're presented in a comedy setting. The trigger warnings and pixelation don't take away from the experience of the video but do really help those of us who are bothered by those type of things. It's a way to include everyone and I really appreciate it! Thank you again for another great video!
Fr! As an assault victim I always hate being randomly forced to confront that trauma but I also feel weak for requesting trigger warnings and stuff. It’s so great that a TH-camr as big as Danny is taking serious matters seriously!
He's a good lad isn't he
I solidly agree!
@Iraqi Mapping go back to 4chan
As someone with PTSD I can only agree
Hearing a name like Alvin Flang coming out of an adorable Golden Retriever’s mouth is literally the funniest thing and no one can tell me otherwise 💀
This is my favorite worst movie so here’s some fun facts about the production that Danny missed
1. There is supposedly an edit out there with music but I’m assuming Danny also watched the version on TH-cam which for some reason has no music
2. The director scammed a church into giving her money for the movie and they were VERY upset when they saw what she made
3. The director is an older Chinese lady and she said the reason everything is green is because it’s symbolic of being horny in china? Idk if it’s true but it’s what she said
4. The dialogue sounds so strange because the director wouldn’t let them deviate from the script at all
5. Most of the production crew used fake names or were unnamed because they wanted to distance themselves from the movie for the sake of their career
Source: mostly the ralphthemoviemaker interview with the dogs voice actor
I guessed that with all the weird awful biases throughout the movie and horrifying male tropes that this movie was funded by christian conservatives lol. It belongs on the Pur network.
@TheSportsGuru yeah pretty sure they said it was a movie about jesus
Oh if the woman was Chinese the green symbolism was about cheating :0! It makes some more sense than just horny ig but hhhhh the fuckkkk
@TheSportsGuru Ok, I heard that after I commented but it STILL is super close to home to movies made on the Purflix I think it's called. Lol, their movies are so bad and have you ever learned the rhetoric/teachings of the fundamentalist IBLP cult quiverfull etc... A lot of the awfulness would still fit right in...
As a student in film school right now, part of me wants to root for the people who made this, as they are obviously independent filmmakers making a movie, but... I can't morally do that after what I've just seen
The new camera angle, the absence of any kind of intro and this totally obscure movie Danny has decided to cover with no explanation all make me think he was held hostage during this.
the whole premise of a woman “falling in love” with a dog is an idea already doomed to fail
tbf it worked out pretty well when there was a movie about a woman who fell in love with a bee
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@@jackie6467 HAHA no i hate that movie as well. i never understood how the villain was the character with the most sanity out of the entire cast and i dont think i ever will
@@jackie6467 yOu LiKe JaZz?????
@@jackie6467 No it didn't. Bee movie was a fail too. It was just political propaganda in disguise as a children's film
I'm so glad Danny found love on a leash. Ralph the movie maker is the only one to have covered it and honestly it needs more recognition
I was desparately searching the comments for a mention of Ralph's video lol
The channel Good Bad or Bad Bad also covered it! They're two friends with backgrounds in film school/filmmaking, who always give me a good chuckle and deserve way more views than they currently get 😁
@@ObtuseMori that sounds hilarious I'm checkin it out
@@iatethecrayons ayy, hope you enjoy their content! If you like laughing at bad movies, they've covered some real gems 😅
@@ObtuseMori so glad to see someone finally mention GBorBB, they're how I first found out abt this movie
''' They raised this kid, in a self driving Tesla''
Nah they made him in one
Titane (2021), dir. Julia Ducournau
Only real Gregs remember the true sponsored section.
Indeed
real gregs rise up 💪
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