Why Did KFC Make A Romance Movie

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  • @BlueRedGooGoo
    @BlueRedGooGoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11597

    My life goal is now to be so annoying that somebody pays me $500,000 to disappear.

    • @Kelly-br4it
      @Kelly-br4it 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      LMAOSAO

    • @alanamaria1273
      @alanamaria1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      You could go the gossip girl route and get a really big secret on someone and threaten to expose it. But you have to make it seem like they came up with the idea so they don’t try to blackmail you back

    • @BlueRedGooGoo
      @BlueRedGooGoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@alanamaria1273 i totally forgot the plot of that show tbh.

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well you’re on track already

    • @winterbonnie7500
      @winterbonnie7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Good luck my friend.its 2020,anything can happen

  • @Kwiteee
    @Kwiteee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57349

    kfc cinematic universe

    • @mitya1045
      @mitya1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

      WHAT THE FUCK HI KWITE

    • @catdrinkingclorox
      @catdrinkingclorox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      HI

    • @Im_Him.
      @Im_Him. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +975

      I see Kwite is a fellow GREG

    • @cloverbyte
      @cloverbyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      YOOO

    • @oliveoil1282
      @oliveoil1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Why hello Kwite

  • @bewitchedbat
    @bewitchedbat ปีที่แล้ว +5366

    Her mom could’ve solved her problems so easily:
    1. Marry the man herself
    2. Fire the chef

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 ปีที่แล้ว

      they were literally fucking but for some reason they both decided he had to marry the daughter like they didn't even consider marrying eachother as an option

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      And Sell the house you dont have to live in a mansion

    • @likith.nnaveen1769
      @likith.nnaveen1769 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@bezllama3325 or try to rent it and live in a smaller house.

    • @endplanets
      @endplanets ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@likith.nnaveen1769 They live in Kentucky (I think). I demand an authentic sweet sweet trailer park.

    • @jackr0101
      @jackr0101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@endplanets its kfc so yes kentucky

  • @gray9818
    @gray9818 ปีที่แล้ว +6547

    Honestly I'm just impressed at the writers' self control for not having a "finger lickin' good" joke somewhere in there

    • @mickeyp6639
      @mickeyp6639 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      thats going to be in the sequel after a love scene

    • @venusgxcha
      @venusgxcha ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes

    • @evejones9781
      @evejones9781 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It would be after they kiss or something

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reply 5

    • @carbinewaffles2-ju2nm
      @carbinewaffles2-ju2nm ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mickeyp6639 true that...

  • @gregmcgregginton574
    @gregmcgregginton574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6023

    This movie is missing vanessa hudgens in it.

    • @person1044
      @person1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      Plot twist: All the characters in this movie are all Vanessa Hudgens

    • @uroojusmani5697
      @uroojusmani5697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Facts😂

    • @Paula-zt9ol
      @Paula-zt9ol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@person1044 I laughed way too hard at this 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cause it’s by Lifetime, not Netflix

    • @nnnn-sc2im
      @nnnn-sc2im 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DeathnoteBB we know, it’s a joke

  • @gracealyssa28
    @gracealyssa28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6376

    If the mom wanted her daughter to marry into money she could’ve just let Jessica marry Harland cause he’s clearly a very successful chef

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

      Yes! Or the mom could have married the rich guy herself. But no we need forced drama in the movie

    • @Emmysn0w
      @Emmysn0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      This movie is just marry this rich guy or the other rich guy

    • @justarandompanda7568
      @justarandompanda7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I see what you're saying but... This is a movie from KFC.... I feel like this is as good as it can get😐

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Even if she did marry Daddy’s Money Rich Boy, who said the mom even *gets* any of that money.
      Did she think her douchy son-in-law would just take care of it for dear old Mumsie?

    • @aniredler
      @aniredler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh yeeeeeeeeeeah!

  • @catsareawesomefr
    @catsareawesomefr ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    this move feels like its based on a fan fiction a 14 year old had written about them falling in love with their celebrity crush

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Ah yes, every 14 year olds celebrity crush, "k e r n e l s a n d e r s"

    • @kirbyteeth
      @kirbyteeth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so true

    • @Uggnog
      @Uggnog ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And they had an old rich chicken man fetish 'cause they saw that one dating sim with hot anime colonel sanders

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Uggnog by kfc

    • @ghostt98
      @ghostt98 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@petermmm42 *colonel Sanders /lh

  • @rottenteeth2623
    @rottenteeth2623 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +334

    danny clearly doesn’t understand the appeal of a large buff beefy man who is very shy and quiet. i guess the appreciation of babygirl energy from grown men evades some of us.

    • @peppa_destruidora_deautoestima
      @peppa_destruidora_deautoestima หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Bro, honestly i never liked buff guys,But shy,quiet and cute Buff guys is a totally different breed 🙏🙏

    • @megapussi
      @megapussi 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@peppa_destruidora_deautoestima mood, only time I ever found big buff guys attractive was when I saw a photoshoot of some firefighters holding kittens

  • @giuseppethegoat4660
    @giuseppethegoat4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10567

    This movie is just finger licking weird

    • @aterriblechannel3761
      @aterriblechannel3761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me me

    • @funkycat6174
      @funkycat6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes

    • @narc2.036
      @narc2.036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Lemme lick them fingers

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@narc2.036 👁_👁💧

    • @narc2.036
      @narc2.036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@PGOuma *slurp slurp*

  • @elliswaitz1203
    @elliswaitz1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10953

    There was a disappointing lack of fried chicken in this movie

  • @littleolme7877
    @littleolme7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    The "A woman and daughter are in debt and the daughter has to marry a rich man that she obviously doesn't like, but the arranged husband and the mom obviously like each other and are having an affair and the reason why he wants to marry the daughter is so that he can keep having those affairs" plot really makes me think they made this stupid on purpose.
    Like... yeah, what's the issue? Is the mom worried that she's gonna look like a cougar who preys on younger men? I genuinely don't think a lot of people would care (which concerns me a bit, but that's a whole different can of worms).

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I think the issue is that Billy is way too concerned with his status and how he looks to others to not have a super beautiful and young wife.

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@theclaybor4352 That makes sense. The only other reason I can think of as to why Billy didn't just marry the mom in the first place is that they began their affair when the dad was still alive and Billy was already dating Jessica. If that were the case then Billy suddenly proposing to the mom would seem in extremely poor taste.

  • @avery7942
    @avery7942 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    I actually really like how he is awkward, as someone who is really awkward myself because I struggle socially due to autism, i like seeing someone who is "weird" being seen as desirable. This is actually a very normal and realistic circumstance considering that many people are awkward, especially around people they are attracted to!

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yep but it’s a KFC romance movie so it would be nice to have a charismatic lead because it’s….. a meme haha

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway ปีที่แล้ว +37

      yeah agreed. i found it a bit weird that Danny was criticizing that plot point, considering that he's pretty awkward and shy himself lol

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@maddieb.4282 him being awkward doesn't make it any less memeworthy

    • @InterpolBulliedMe
      @InterpolBulliedMe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Didn't ask

    • @ellie5780
      @ellie5780 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im shy and awkward myself but i prefer confident characters, there's nothing wrong with shy characters tho

  • @saladgirl2.038
    @saladgirl2.038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10155

    I feel like we're all sleeping on "secret's out, chicken man." Someone wrote that. Someone got PAID to write that.

    • @pinkiepie7035
      @pinkiepie7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      It's not surprising since the Twilight novel got famous

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      There's been much much worse done. Twilight is worse. And 50 Shades Of Grey is worse than that. That makes sense, at least.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      I wouldn't be surprised if the entire movie was written around that one line. Like, someone said it spontaneously to a friend, and then it turned into a joke, which turned into a funny short story, which turned into a screenplay

    • @dazzlingburritoes5693
      @dazzlingburritoes5693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Worse lines has been written so..

    • @Imcold1218
      @Imcold1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I hope they got paid well.

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11583

    why do they talk about the executive chef at a wildly popular restaurant like he's a peasant ? imagine calling gordon ramsey a crouton

    • @melivspp4796
      @melivspp4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      He would scream at u PLS

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      A crouton-

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      I'd honestly like to see that just to see how he'd respond

    • @richardmunch123
      @richardmunch123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That man would be ded

    • @infinitywarning5098
      @infinitywarning5098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ikr lol

  • @LoprinzessVT
    @LoprinzessVT ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Danny: WHY DONT YOU MARRY THE CHOCOLATE MAN!
    The film: *reveals that the mother and said man were having an affair*
    Danny: NO NO NO

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Which is precisely why she should've just married the guy instead of making her daughter date him in the first place.
      Unless they started having an affair when her husband was still alive and Jessica and the chocolate man were already dating...

    • @janationaltreasure
      @janationaltreasure ปีที่แล้ว +10

      marriage and long weekend in vineyards are quite different

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@misseli1 I think if she married Billy then the hookups would lose their taboo edge, a lot of people like cheating because it's illicit and given the chance to just be with the person they're cheating with, they wouldn't because the relationship would lose its whole appeal

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@janationaltreasure i mean yeah but if he married the other girl it'd be loveless anyway so might as well be married and have long weekends in the vineyard vs no marriage and also no weekends in the vineyard

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian ปีที่แล้ว +205

    They really need to keep this going, movies from restaurants:
    Olive Garden - The Magic Breadstick
    Texas Roadhouse - A Steak Too Far
    McDonald's - Down to Clown
    Burger King - Quarter Pound-her
    Taco Bell - Yo Quiero Taco Hell
    Chick Fil A - something about Jesus

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Quarter pound-her is wild 💀😂😂

    • @thomasdickson35
      @thomasdickson35 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I want to see the whole McDonald's crew as gangsters with Ronald being a pseudo-Joker.

    • @blyatman5891
      @blyatman5891 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hennegivensunday That's the porn movie.

    • @sun-dried-onion-noodles
      @sun-dried-onion-noodles 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Chick Fil-a: The Coop Coup

  • @theromanticlady6881
    @theromanticlady6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7031

    this whole movie sounds like a wattpad fanfic about kfc guy

    • @queenblister7845
      @queenblister7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      do you want one because i found someone elses

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@queenblister7845 absolutely yes please!

    • @melivspp4796
      @melivspp4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      FRRR

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That’s probably where they got the idea

    • @bwokki
      @bwokki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      definetely the best definition

  • @fath3rl3ssb3havior9
    @fath3rl3ssb3havior9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15425

    Maybe if she got hello fresh she wouldn’t be suffering financially

    • @asliceofbread1601
      @asliceofbread1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

      "and that brings us to today's sponsor hello fresh!"

    • @shook9375
      @shook9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      @@asliceofbread1601 I was waiting for that part but it never came :/

    • @aquablueyt3700
      @aquablueyt3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      that would've been such a smooth transition...

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDNT

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dizzymisslizzy4569 ME TOO

  • @Arson_isa_arsonist
    @Arson_isa_arsonist ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The actor for Colonel Sanders looks like hes always trying to make the :3 face irl

    • @haleychristine13
      @haleychristine13 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      put some respect in mario lopez’s name pls 🥲

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I've rewatched this so many times and I just noticed Danny completely doesn't know what an S in cursive looks like, even with the context of knowing the person's full name.

    • @cassielilah9192
      @cassielilah9192 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I've seen this video so many times and it bugs me so much every time"CHJ"???? Like c'mon man 😂😂😂

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      but he managed to read “Secret Recipe” like 5 seconds before that? danny…

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cassielilah9192ME TOO😭

    • @megapussi
      @megapussi 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jecret recipe

  • @AaronandJo
    @AaronandJo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12762

    0/10 no sex scene

    • @ally622
      @ally622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      0/10 no lauren

    • @lunadeangelis
      @lunadeangelis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      deep voiced bibble haunts my dreams

    • @medium.kahuna
      @medium.kahuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

      0/10 no chicken fucking

    • @mrthediabitic449
      @mrthediabitic449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@medium.kahuna ayo😂💀

    • @tianamarie4768
      @tianamarie4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      0/10 no Bibble

  • @rosyreverie
    @rosyreverie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4407

    The “secret’s out chicken man” line is absolutely the best line ever said in a movie ever

    • @Albert_7
      @Albert_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/users/LazyNeighbors

    • @Albert_7
      @Albert_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/users/LazyNeighbors

    • @squitchbob8805
      @squitchbob8805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/_WUkWBmVyP4/w-d-xo.html

    • @agathaa.4497
      @agathaa.4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What about the “ beat it, crouton!” line?

    • @heyitsjayjay2809
      @heyitsjayjay2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Beat it, Crouton" is a close runner-up though

  • @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401
    @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    3:46 French speaker here, "Le Petit Pamplemousse" translates to "The Little Grapefruit", which I think is very funny

    • @sarahschreiber862
      @sarahschreiber862 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THANK YOU, I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE WOULD POINT THIS OUT!!😂 Who names a restaurant that?

  • @lonelyfroggy5787
    @lonelyfroggy5787 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Danny made a point about men grabbing women by the bicep in movies and it's actually harder to shake off or get away from someone's grip when the're holding you above the elbow

    • @alt-lemon
      @alt-lemon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      wow. creepy.

    • @Cricketz_Pawz
      @Cricketz_Pawz หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeesh. Gross.

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i guess there's less you can do to pull away but also the bicep is larger than the wrist so you wouldn't get as good of a grip, right? like I can't fit my hand around my own bicep but I guess if you have larger hands? also yes it's very scary to grab someone like that, there's really no good reason to

    • @lonelyfroggy5787
      @lonelyfroggy5787 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Yeah your arms tend to have less range of motion above the elbow than like your worst or forearm and even if you can’t get a grip all the way around it, it can still be pretty easy to grip onto someone there especially if they’re smaller.

  • @nick-kd2yx
    @nick-kd2yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7158

    Stop acting like this isn’t gold, Danny

    • @96vetements
      @96vetements 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      your name isn't even greg. NICK.
      edit: bruh y'all can't take a joke

    • @Lilithislost
      @Lilithislost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      procyberbully shut up

    • @nick-kd2yx
      @nick-kd2yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@96vetements Greg is a state of being, not a name you pleb

    • @thefire4613
      @thefire4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      About as gold as the golden, crispy chicken that you can get down at KFC for only 5.99!!!

    • @midoriyaaazu
      @midoriyaaazu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@96vetements you have no clue what you’re talking about, greg is a life style, it is everything, to treat it as nothing but a name is so highly disrespectful.

  • @Pin3C0ne
    @Pin3C0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4743

    The “secret recipe” that billy found wasn’t even a fucking recipe! It may as well have been a sticky note with doodles on it.

    • @lightx.aedits5353
      @lightx.aedits5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Billy is from IT but he finally got out

    • @Royalty_girlie
      @Royalty_girlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I- so what was the point.

    • @IIlIIIIlll
      @IIlIIIIlll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It probably is, no, *definitely*

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's like when you're writing notes really quickly and just write one word for every few words and makes absolutely no sense

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chancewill6910 me taking notes at school

  • @bluebird5670
    @bluebird5670 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Didn’t watch this when it dropped bc I thought the movie was so cringe no critique could make it interesting, and goddamn was I missing out. Top tier comedy. Also, I hope the Gregs under the desk are ok ❤️

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว +12

      we aren't, no. but we're not moving out, the rent is too good to pass up

  • @jin6104
    @jin6104 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The image of Danny's fans crawling up from the dark abyss that is under his desk is terrifying.

  • @professionalvictimandcerti8828
    @professionalvictimandcerti8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9487

    Sounds like a Wattpad fanfiction that someone wrote as a joke

    • @fia5594
      @fia5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      poor adam

    • @nio4501
      @nio4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Reminds me of Wendy’s stories on Wattpad-

    • @professionalvictimandcerti8828
      @professionalvictimandcerti8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fia5594 ikr he didn't deserve that

    • @mee_ep
      @mee_ep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was gonna say the same thing 😂

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      In Congress, July 4, 1776
      The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
      He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
      He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
      He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
      He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
      He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
      He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
      He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
      He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
      He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
      He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
      He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
      He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
      He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
      For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
      For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
      For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
      For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
      For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
      For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
      For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
      For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
      For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
      He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
      He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
      He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
      He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
      He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
      In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
      Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
      We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
      Georgia
      Button Gwinnett
      Lyman Hall
      George Walton
      North Carolina
      William Hooper
      Joseph Hewes
      John Penn
      South Carolina
      Edward Rutledge
      Thomas Heyward, Jr.
      Thomas Lynch, Jr.
      Arthur Middleton
      Massachusetts
      John Hancock
      Maryland
      Samuel Chase
      William Paca
      Thomas Stone
      Charles Carroll of Carrollton
      Virginia
      George Wythe
      Richard Henry Lee
      Thomas Jefferson
      Benjamin Harrison
      Thomas Nelson, Jr.
      Francis Lightfoot Lee
      Carter Braxton
      Pennsylvania
      Robert Morris
      Benjamin Rush
      Benjamin Franklin
      John Morton
      George Clymer
      James Smith
      George Taylor
      James Wilson
      George Ross
      Delaware
      Caesar Rodney
      George Read
      Thomas McKean
      New York
      William Floyd
      Philip Livingston
      Francis Lewis
      Lewis Morris
      New Jersey
      Richard Stockton
      John Witherspoon
      Francis Hopkinson
      John Hart
      Abraham Clark
      New Hampshire
      Josiah Bartlett
      William Whipple
      Massachusetts
      Samuel Adams
      John Adams
      Robert Treat Paine
      Elbridge Gerry
      Rhode Island
      Stephen Hopkins
      William Ellery
      Connecticut
      Roger Sherman
      Samuel Huntington
      William Williams
      Oliver Wolcott
      New Hampshire
      Matthew Thornton

  • @rachelspencer8887
    @rachelspencer8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    That $500,000 that Billy tried to use to “buy off” Harland probably could’ve paid off their debt.......?

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      frrr😭

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That’s why her mom wanted her daughter to marry him. He probably has a lot more to give away.

    • @december0934
      @december0934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      i would've accepted the cash and skrt, she didn't seem all that special to keep around for a lifetime

    • @dv6868
      @dv6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dudeee yess... Harland shouldn't even be there in the first place wtf

    • @taqwasherefa9029
      @taqwasherefa9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl thats weird music

  • @marz5694
    @marz5694 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Billy stop! Billy no” totally not that one scene from stranger things

  • @lalalanagacha
    @lalalanagacha 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Watching this with my kitten right now. She’s very intrigued, so much she’s stepping on my phone

    • @maclainrivera635
      @maclainrivera635 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How's your kitten doing 🥹🩷🩷

  • @isabellameng
    @isabellameng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    So Jessica likes a weirdly old man and her mom likes a weirdly young man

    • @samahissimplistic
      @samahissimplistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The weirdly young man has aged significantly when he visits her at the wellness center lol

    • @bassproshopsnob5883
      @bassproshopsnob5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х no

    • @ClodaghQuinnchannel
      @ClodaghQuinnchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samahissimplistic big age gap, she could be his mom

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thekrusad3r290 like he doesn't call her mommy already-

  • @haileys4381
    @haileys4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9921

    Can't believe that nobody said "finger-lickin' good" even once

    • @redactedredacted658
      @redactedredacted658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

      thats reserved for the porn parody

    • @lcyanide2073
      @lcyanide2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      :o anyways so-

    • @jackhillman3599
      @jackhillman3599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      They suspended that slogan because of coronavirus lmaooo. Can't be licking our fingers now!

    • @aidankahlert
      @aidankahlert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      They’re saving that for the sequel

    • @atzilutth
      @atzilutth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@redactedredacted658 Your pfp and channel name make this even better-

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This movie is so weird, not because it's based on KFC, but because the plot could be easily resolved with the mom just marrying Billy. They clearly like each other and visit each other often, I don't understand why Jessica who isn't interested in Billy has to be the one to marry him. If anything, it would be easier for them if Billy married the mom because she's the one who owns the house. Jessica doesn't own the house.

  • @anavideos2445
    @anavideos2445 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    After this, I am casually wanting Danny to know that KFC also has a free dating game that is available on Steam.

  • @jasonhorton
    @jasonhorton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8090

    Your move Chik-fil-A

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      the battle of the terrible fast food movies

    • @fia5594
      @fia5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      can’t wait for the diss tracks

    • @Elliott540
      @Elliott540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Im waiting for Cornell Sanders to take the Chil-fill-A cow to a boxing match

    • @WOW-gi9ww
      @WOW-gi9ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Elliott540 lol

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      In Congress, July 4, 1776
      The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
      He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
      He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
      He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
      He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
      He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
      He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
      He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
      He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
      He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
      He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
      He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
      He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
      He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
      For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
      For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
      For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
      For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
      For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
      For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
      For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
      For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
      For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
      He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
      He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
      He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
      He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
      He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
      In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
      Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
      We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
      Georgia
      Button Gwinnett
      Lyman Hall
      George Walton
      North Carolina
      William Hooper
      Joseph Hewes
      John Penn
      South Carolina
      Edward Rutledge
      Thomas Heyward, Jr.
      Thomas Lynch, Jr.
      Arthur Middleton
      Massachusetts
      John Hancock
      Maryland
      Samuel Chase
      William Paca
      Thomas Stone
      Charles Carroll of Carrollton
      Virginia
      George Wythe
      Richard Henry Lee
      Thomas Jefferson
      Benjamin Harrison
      Thomas Nelson, Jr.
      Francis Lightfoot Lee
      Carter Braxton
      Pennsylvania
      Robert Morris
      Benjamin Rush
      Benjamin Franklin
      John Morton
      George Clymer
      James Smith
      George Taylor
      James Wilson
      George Ross
      Delaware
      Caesar Rodney
      George Read
      Thomas McKean
      New York
      William Floyd
      Philip Livingston
      Francis Lewis
      Lewis Morris
      New Jersey
      Richard Stockton
      John Witherspoon
      Francis Hopkinson
      John Hart
      Abraham Clark
      New Hampshire
      Josiah Bartlett
      William Whipple
      Massachusetts
      Samuel Adams
      John Adams
      Robert Treat Paine
      Elbridge Gerry
      Rhode Island
      Stephen Hopkins
      William Ellery
      Connecticut
      Roger Sherman
      Samuel Huntington
      William Williams
      Oliver Wolcott
      New Hampshire
      Matthew Thornton

  • @cheesedip989
    @cheesedip989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10377

    *imagine creating a successful food franchise only for it to make a fan fiction romance movie about you*

    • @zainab5185
      @zainab5185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      colenel sanders watching in heaven be like "I made a mistake"

    • @feather.ferrnn
      @feather.ferrnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      Dont forget the dating game

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Carol Pretzel oh my 😂

    • @siri7228
      @siri7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMFAOOO

    • @Usshamma
      @Usshamma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Also the colonel sanders stripper sequence

  • @cravenmorpus
    @cravenmorpus ปีที่แล้ว +35

    9:06 that was me, (Gregory), and all the other Greg's that follow you, under that desk. You broke my index finger when you kicked me! Forcing us back under the desk.
    We're starving. Please let us get more than crumbs that fall from your plate.. and the potty bucket needs to be replaced! All 5.6 million of us can't use just ONE potty bucket! Jeez Danny, I thought you loved our para-social relationship?!?!

  • @rosefromtitanic2264
    @rosefromtitanic2264 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Honestly this is like if someone made a fanfiction story into a movie

  • @joeytansey8466
    @joeytansey8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Poor girl, if she had just been subscribed to Danny, she wouldn't need to worry about marrying to save her family name, because her family name would be Greg which is already the most powerful family.

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And the fastest growing family on the internet! (don't look that up)

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Greg will take over the world! (Or at least the internet)

    • @charlie-yp2oq
      @charlie-yp2oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aww poor girl

  • @p.6563
    @p.6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10133

    A restaurant, a movie, a dating game, and a console. KFC does everything.

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      A dating game?

    • @p.6563
      @p.6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      @@peanutbutter4435 Yup. It's called "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!"

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@p.6563 oh my god 💀

    • @elsachee
      @elsachee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@p.6563 I looked it up and it gave me nightmares💀

    • @jamesbond-sp8nc
      @jamesbond-sp8nc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@elsachee Whaaat? Why would it be nightmare inducing? Wouldn’t you want to woo such a smexy man?

  • @catcantthink
    @catcantthink ปีที่แล้ว +13

    fun fact at 3:44 the restaurant the mom says directly translates to “the small grapefruit” in french. the exact place i would want my chef to be from

  • @superfan364
    @superfan364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    8:03 I really thought she was gonna say "Wanna hear something scary?" 😭

  • @andreareiko
    @andreareiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Why did "harland sanders" act like a sixth grader in front of their eight grader crush💀

  • @thegirlinthefireplace10
    @thegirlinthefireplace10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4005

    “Don’t call me crouton” is the new “nobody puts baby in a corner”

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Is that a fall out boy reference or dirty Dancing? 😁

    • @SofiyaRaj
      @SofiyaRaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Spooky_l3xxi sounds like something dean winchester would say

    • @thegirlinthefireplace10
      @thegirlinthefireplace10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Spooky_l3xxi My intention was Dirty Dancing, but I suppose it could also be Fall Out Boy lol (Love the name btw)

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Spooky_l3xxi You must be very young.

    • @nicholastricarico2957
      @nicholastricarico2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever top "Hal, it's about cats."

  • @alimousatabets5751
    @alimousatabets5751 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Maybe if she said "finger licking good" she wouldn't be suffering all this chaos
    Edit: yas

  • @Justin-xn8oi
    @Justin-xn8oi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    this was the greatest 15 minute I have ever spent watching a mini movie. It is perfect, and its okay not to like it. Its okay.
    perfection

  • @Pollylu5
    @Pollylu5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4481

    "Jesus, we're in debt!! Just marry the man!"
    "Who's this?"
    "Oh, that's just our new personal chef. He'll be living in our guest house next to our mansion on our estate."

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @angels I mean idk much about marriages, but as far as I know, isn't it possible to have a very small wedding or get married without a wedding?
      although tbh, considering the logic of the film, that's not likely to happen.

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @angels they can just have a simple wedding or just do the contract stuff lol

    • @MrMucus1980
      @MrMucus1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      4th reply

    • @MrMucus1980
      @MrMucus1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      5th reply

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angryjaegert LOL CHOCOLATE MAN 💀💀💀

  • @OUTINTHEDARKfilms
    @OUTINTHEDARKfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    can confirm the only thing realistic in the movie is that men do grab women by the biceps

  • @blissfullycat02
    @blissfullycat02 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I absolutely believe they made it intentionally cringy... there is no way they didnt, its ridiculous lol

  • @vi6618
    @vi6618 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It would be nice to have a real movie about Sander's actual life, which from what I've seen in a documentary, might be interesting.

  • @emileepakosinski8327
    @emileepakosinski8327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5677

    My biggest question about this is how did they convince Mario Lopez to play a sexy colonel sanders

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      it's been his dream since he was a wee lad

    • @MissSallyB1
      @MissSallyB1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      because Markiplier was too busy with Unus Annus

    • @chillinwithdolyn
      @chillinwithdolyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I'm thinking it might have been money

    • @wazzup233
      @wazzup233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So that he would become famous soon on the entertainment world. Give him his next project Hollywood. 😁

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MissSallyB1 oh my god lol

  • @HeatherChandlerBQ
    @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    Every Hallmark Movie:
    - independent business woman lead (usually a journalist)
    - can’t focus on Christmas because the big project is due
    - has a boyfriend that she doesn’t like
    - goes back to her hometown which is famous for being very Christmassy
    - meets attractive boy (sometimes they have a history)
    - he teaches her the meaning of Christmas
    - she breaks up with her boyfriend
    - she stays at her hometown with this new boy
    - at some point there is a montage of her getting to know him
    - at the beginning there is usually a sassy black character that is only there for comedy
    - sometimes doesn’t like Christmas because something bad happened to her family at Christmas (death, divorce, etc)

    • @sallybradshaw4576
      @sallybradshaw4576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Don't forget that she probably went there to shut down some sort of bakery or orphanage or whatever

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sallybradshaw4576 tru. very tru.

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@sallybradshaw4576 and don’t forget the bakery has a bunch of young adults who struggle to make ends meat and she doesn’t care until she meets the guy

    • @sallybradshaw4576
      @sallybradshaw4576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@thelanktheist2626 Naturally. Conversely, if it's the sort of movie where she marries a prince, then there has to be some sort of deception involved. Like she pretends to be a chef or something.

    • @hixel1268
      @hixel1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You forgot about the orphan in a wheelchair who gets adopted by the couple at the end of the movie

  • @varsityreviews707
    @varsityreviews707 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As someone who works at KFC, this is amazing! I'm making DVD copies of this for everyone at work!

    • @melroysojan
      @melroysojan ปีที่แล้ว

      Plz do sell it too😎😂

    • @varsityreviews707
      @varsityreviews707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melroysojan Why though? First that's illegal and second you can watch it for free anyway

    • @gemh89
      @gemh89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I worked at KFC in 2006-2007, I was 16, and had to wear a t shirt that said "try a piece for 50p"

    • @emamacitas
      @emamacitas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      of the movie or danny's video?

    • @varsityreviews707
      @varsityreviews707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@emamacitas the movie

  • @SavageBokoblinCrusher
    @SavageBokoblinCrusher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dont drink water while watching Danny's videos. With the amount of times you're going to spit it out laughing, its not worth it.

  • @ItsPalice
    @ItsPalice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6604

    Why does Mario Lopez look like he’s from lazy town

    • @hadassah_g
      @hadassah_g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Lmaoo

    • @oxynitrate
      @oxynitrate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Accurate

    • @tokofukawa4654
      @tokofukawa4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Sportacus is superior sorry 🙄🖐

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@tokofukawa4654 okay but...Robbie Rotten- 😳😩💕

    • @tokofukawa4654
      @tokofukawa4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@PGOuma PERIOD HIM TOO

  • @MonaKarness
    @MonaKarness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6680

    I can’t be the only one who thinks Harland looks like a cgi character

    • @lindsayschmidt2177
      @lindsayschmidt2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I was literally about to post the same comment, he does not look real at all

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      He looks like he's straight out of lazy town.

    • @shyartist1310
      @shyartist1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah he doesn’t look real

    • @majomarin2210
      @majomarin2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Lameashellcosplay Omg he does JAJAJAJAJAJA 💀

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, he totally does

  • @thedarethnator2216
    @thedarethnator2216 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I’m on toilet right now , and I’m scared of letting go because the diarrhea will kill me

    • @rockonahill
      @rockonahill 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok

    • @Akitsunesceilingfan
      @Akitsunesceilingfan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This feels in-character for Dareth. Hope you didn’t die o7

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      NOOOOOO DARETH

  • @jamanger
    @jamanger ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:40 I like how Danny tries to poke a hole in every rom com by explaining how silly it is for ppl to date other ppl that r incompatible, cause it’s rly telling how well adjusted he is as a person to make this claim. A lot of immature ppl stay in relationships that they hate, it’s an unfortunate reality

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9423

    I love how his *mustache, goatee, and hair* are all different shades of *grey*

  • @DaneMind
    @DaneMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3642

    “a film by jean”
    yeah i wouldn’t put my last name either, jean.

    • @itsjamyesitis1225
      @itsjamyesitis1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      glad somebody else noticed that too.

    • @reallifehuman9593
      @reallifehuman9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      they had the right idea

    • @DaneMind
      @DaneMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@1115life bruh if anyone’s plugging anything on my comment it’s me
      check out my vids💚

    • @crazygrrl53
      @crazygrrl53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That had me cracking up 😂😂😂 like who are you?! I liked the movie tho lol

    • @fay729
      @fay729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      oh no that is their last name, the movie was made by billie jean

  • @mamadoom9724
    @mamadoom9724 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Maybe you should be the one marrying the chocolate man” 😂

  • @jackmarston1426
    @jackmarston1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Harland wasn’t shy he was a badass who actually got arrested a few times for fights he was involved in he wasn’t to be messed with

  • @connorgillespie9606
    @connorgillespie9606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    so this is what they spend their money on rather than paying me more than minimum wage

  • @lenacamp25
    @lenacamp25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8739

    "Cook your own food- how hard is that?!" would've been a great place for a Hello Fresh sponsor ad smh

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      That's exactly what I was expecting!

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Same I was ready for him to talk about it

    • @johannaelloso9418
      @johannaelloso9418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Same with Drew's delivery rant lmaooo

    • @mariel7475
      @mariel7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i thought so too lmao. i was waiting for the hello fresh ad to come out lol

    • @Grace.the_artist
      @Grace.the_artist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It was the first time I’ve been kind of upset not to get an ad read lol

  • @candycuck
    @candycuck ปีที่แล้ว +5

    u actually can pass debt to ur kid if u die but not if ur spouse is still alive

  • @gemh89
    @gemh89 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I worked at KFC in 2006, I was 16, and had to wear a t-shirt that said, "try a piece for 50p"

  • @Mad_Oph
    @Mad_Oph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9705

    Is nobody going to note the fact that Billy rolled up to a mental health facility with a single drumstick in his hand purely for dramatic effect?

    • @Ang3lBr3adBask3t
      @Ang3lBr3adBask3t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Exactly! Like, where was the bucket of chicken?

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      He C O N S U M E D it

    • @hazel5002
      @hazel5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@sneakysnek572 * B I G B R A I N*

    • @prig1557
      @prig1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@hazel5002 MEGAMIND SIZE

    • @cocohatab9746
      @cocohatab9746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I aspire to be that extra

  • @ColonelFanzipantzen
    @ColonelFanzipantzen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Colonel Sanders isn't rolling in his grave,
    he's spinning like a beyblade.

    • @WOW-gi9ww
      @WOW-gi9ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMD JRKDB I’m speaking rubbish

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In Congress, July 4, 1776
      The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
      He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
      He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
      He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
      He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
      He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
      He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
      He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
      He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
      He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
      He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
      He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
      He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
      He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
      For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
      For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
      For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
      For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
      For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
      For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
      For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
      For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
      For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
      He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
      He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
      He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
      He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
      He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
      In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
      Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
      We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
      Georgia
      Button Gwinnett
      Lyman Hall
      George Walton
      North Carolina
      William Hooper
      Joseph Hewes
      John Penn
      South Carolina
      Edward Rutledge
      Thomas Heyward, Jr.
      Thomas Lynch, Jr.
      Arthur Middleton
      Massachusetts
      John Hancock
      Maryland
      Samuel Chase
      William Paca
      Thomas Stone
      Charles Carroll of Carrollton
      Virginia
      George Wythe
      Richard Henry Lee
      Thomas Jefferson
      Benjamin Harrison
      Thomas Nelson, Jr.
      Francis Lightfoot Lee
      Carter Braxton
      Pennsylvania
      Robert Morris
      Benjamin Rush
      Benjamin Franklin
      John Morton
      George Clymer
      James Smith
      George Taylor
      James Wilson
      George Ross
      Delaware
      Caesar Rodney
      George Read
      Thomas McKean
      New York
      William Floyd
      Philip Livingston
      Francis Lewis
      Lewis Morris
      New Jersey
      Richard Stockton
      John Witherspoon
      Francis Hopkinson
      John Hart
      Abraham Clark
      New Hampshire
      Josiah Bartlett
      William Whipple
      Massachusetts
      Samuel Adams
      John Adams
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      Elbridge Gerry
      Rhode Island
      Stephen Hopkins
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      Connecticut
      Roger Sherman
      Samuel Huntington
      William Williams
      Oliver Wolcott
      New Hampshire
      Matthew Thornton

    • @baheeja.
      @baheeja. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aaaameeera omg girl, you are so quirky and so random and this comment of yours is very funny. I wish I could be like you omg. 🙃🙄

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@baheeja. This is a joke from Danny's vine days, iirc.

    • @bbqbunger2350
      @bbqbunger2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s the beyblade that that person (sorry I forgot the name) used to part the red sea

  • @TrueSlugcat
    @TrueSlugcat ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "For real, GET BACK UNDER THE DESK"
    Crying out loud, that broke me.

  • @routinelyme
    @routinelyme ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:28 when they have more chemistry than Harland and Jessica

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fact this timestamp is literally seconds before the "reveal" is so funny, you called it.

  • @TrenBlack
    @TrenBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2968

    This video is $50k in free KFC advertising XD

    • @timmyg946
      @timmyg946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      then it isn't free? lmao

    • @phosfine7793
      @phosfine7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Wan Amirul 50k? Free? Which one lol

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)

    • @nigelngzhengjie2823
      @nigelngzhengjie2823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@phosfine7793 he meant 50k worth of advertising for KFC but for free because the video is not sponsored by KFC in any way.

    • @nigelngzhengjie2823
      @nigelngzhengjie2823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wan Amirul example

  • @FirstnameLastname-cg2ej
    @FirstnameLastname-cg2ej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7760

    Other fast food companies: Why can’t you just be normal?
    KFC: *screams*

  • @luisacavalli1618
    @luisacavalli1618 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The way this movie and Interstellar have the same rotten tomatoes score 💀

  • @wombatperson5431
    @wombatperson5431 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They couldn't get him like a good wig? They just....put white in his hair

  • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
    @TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    This movie is so weird like the dude looks attractive but also terrifying at the same time. I think he's kind of going into the uncanny valley and I don't know how I feel about it. I think it's because he has such a young face but he also has graying hair and a graying mustache.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How can a real person be uncanny valley?

    • @jacksbox317
      @jacksbox317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@emilyb.8219 He we know he's a real person but he looks fake

    • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
      @TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@emilyb.8219 like that

    • @theoutcast9215
      @theoutcast9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They probably dyed his hair to be honest to look like Colonel Sanders. And a lot of people get gray hair earlier than others. It’s a gene condition. My former science teacher was only 18 when her hair started graying, she said it runs in her family to get gray hair at young ages. But she’s embarrassed by it so she dyes it often to hide the gray.
      But he does look too good to be true...the dimples, the smile...seems too artificial and “picture perfect hero of a romance novel” to me.

    • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
      @TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@theoutcast9215 some people's hair starts to gray early due to stress, I just wanted to give you that fun fact.

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    The real story of Colonel Sanders is WAYYY different. The real Harland was super poor and doing horrible and making fried chicken was the last thing he had left. The only time he ever found success was with his bed and breakfast place by a highway, but that got shut down. He continued to wander the streets for years until he raised enough money from selling his fried chicken recipe to finally open up the first KFC, where he finally found long lasting success. Now they make him a hotshot cook who’s making it big. Takes away all the emotion in Colonel Sanders’ story. Though he’s still the best actor in the entire movie.

    • @Seaweeddddd
      @Seaweeddddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      *Cries in chicken*

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I mean it’s trying to be a cringy love story so atleast they didn’t show him negatively

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      His first store he sold , he found success just by selling the rights to his recipe to some francisers across the states finally finding money and success as an old man. I believe he was in his 60s at that point

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Goddamit I edited that twice and still said success twice fml

    • @brynntermeer9951
      @brynntermeer9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      To add At the end of his life he hated what it became so he entered the chains and yelled at employees and threw fit.

  • @_lcharrelll
    @_lcharrelll 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:33 yeah that's like the whole plot of every wattpad book i read an any romance novel i read

  • @elk1827
    @elk1827 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:56 The goatee literally looks like a sticker. The kind of think Prozd used to use in his skits

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3305

    No offense, but why does the Colonel Sanders actor look like a plastic toy version of Markiplier?

    • @elliexmood5026
      @elliexmood5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      LOL I JUST REALIZED THAT

    • @aliciamarie2414
      @aliciamarie2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      He looks like the Santa Claus 2 santa robot version of Markiplier

    • @goofballcartoonist7848
      @goofballcartoonist7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      dude that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the guy walk into the room, like holy fudge, i'm so glad i wasn't the only one who noticed that

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@goofballcartoonist7848 He looks like if they make Markiplier into a toy animatronic. I don't know if its the grease or the hair or what, but...

    • @leanoura1435
      @leanoura1435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG I JUST REALIZED LMAOOO

  • @catwetterau8273
    @catwetterau8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10431

    This movie is literally the film version of what a seventh grader thinks their love life is going to look like in the future

    • @sinagoga1916
      @sinagoga1916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      OH MY-

    • @justjules24
      @justjules24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      more like a fifth grader

    • @nightshadeo1300
      @nightshadeo1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I thought you said 17th grader and I was so confused

    • @iliketoeatbatteries8122
      @iliketoeatbatteries8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      At first I was like “hey I’m a seventh grader” but then I thought about literally every seventh grader I know and realized you’re absolutely correct

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes, I remember those cringe daydreams

  • @DiamondWisps
    @DiamondWisps 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:20 Istg if this ends with
    "why don't you two just get married!?"
    "oh shit good idea"

  • @donthatemebcimbeautiful
    @donthatemebcimbeautiful ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:39 damn..i wasnt planning on getting lectured today

  • @myasanimationroom8503
    @myasanimationroom8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5269

    Why did they make a romance movie? You should be asking why they made an ENTIRE DATING SIMULATOR GAME.

    • @yaboi5460
      @yaboi5460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      They did what

    • @Basil_of_Nagi
      @Basil_of_Nagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Was that KFC or a fan game?
      I definitely thought it was a fan game

    • @abrahamlincoln1217
      @abrahamlincoln1217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Is it steamy

    • @D0ge-
      @D0ge- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Basil_of_Nagi it is

    • @rosethealienboi6847
      @rosethealienboi6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I heard about that but I kinda hoped it was just a nightmare I had.

  • @polyubiquitin
    @polyubiquitin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    The real question is why don’t romance movies make more fried chicken.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you even realize how many likes you got

    • @BayHarbo
      @BayHarbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Start a petition WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

    • @elisadjones
      @elisadjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 ikr

    • @Juno-bug
      @Juno-bug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “How much to leave Jessica alone and skip town?” Even if she had accepted the proposal, Billy just told Harland that Jessica digs him a little too much for Billy’s comfort

  • @hanazeeshan5315
    @hanazeeshan5315 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dude the Chef literally has a filter on his face- HOW DO YOU-- i literally can't 😭

  • @Soiakksj
    @Soiakksj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4136

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the “fancy restaurant” where harland worked is litteraly called “the little grapefruit”

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      yes. we did a poll where we agreed on it.

    • @tacoandurmom
      @tacoandurmom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I kind of want to have a restaurant named the little grapefruit now

    • @Soiakksj
      @Soiakksj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tacoandurmom please-🤣✋🏼

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@tacoandurmom id love to eat there! probably give Olive Garden a run for its money!!

    • @zhanghaofrfr
      @zhanghaofrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah, I know right- "The Big Grapefruit" sounds much fancier

  • @ricochet4674
    @ricochet4674 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how I assumed this was feature length until I saw him pause it.

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Kentukeh frahd romance looks eye-wipin’ good ‘cuz it IS eye-wipin’ good”
    They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19245

    this video made me want to go bowling

    • @brodstytoasty
      @brodstytoasty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      Ooooo a verified person with one like? That's unheard of
      Edit: Not anymore

    • @micah1647
      @micah1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      HAHAHA

    • @dominicmemes7994
      @dominicmemes7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That's a fairly interesting way to put it...but I get it

    • @picklr3893
      @picklr3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ok

    • @sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566
      @sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Why do I feel the same way?

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    why does “beat it crouton” vaguely sound racist
    edit: uh oh, looks like i got some people salty in the replies.. not tryna be an SJW, just thought it’d be interesting to talk about

    • @fluoridehater
      @fluoridehater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Croutons are basically crackers in a different shape, so I understand why you think this way

    • @fleshpies
      @fleshpies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It has a vaguely racist aura

    • @caroliner.7628
      @caroliner.7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      A white dude said it to a person of color that he was in a position of power over (considering that he’s friends with Sanders boss), and it’s a degrading and dehumanizing insult

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀😭

    • @Snippe475
      @Snippe475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caroliner.7628 He's not a person of color, he just has a tan.

  • @urmom6314
    @urmom6314 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Billy be ballin😎💵💵💵

  • @stalebaguettes_
    @stalebaguettes_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Billy stop! Billy no!" gives off the same energy as "swiper no swiping"

  • @hogusbogus7685
    @hogusbogus7685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7720

    “If I had a nickel for every KFC sponsored piece of romance media, I would have 2 nickels, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s weird that happened more than once.”

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Wait there's more?

    • @dragonfruit6532
      @dragonfruit6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      @@Nyx_Fey_ there’s a dating sim about it 😭

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@dragonfruit6532
      .....
      Why am I not surprised?

    • @aeyakieduenas1331
      @aeyakieduenas1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@dragonfruit6532 It was a good dating sim though! ... please don't judge my taste

    • @baseballcap-
      @baseballcap- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@aeyakieduenas1331 yeah it was actually decent-

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    i still don’t understand why the mom didn’t just marry the boyfriend who for some reason also has gray/white hair at the end, they OBVIOUSLY don’t care what other ppl think if they’re gonna kill a chef for some reason

    • @bichikichi
      @bichikichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      And if the excuse for the girl to marry Billie was because he was rich and the mum needs to pay some debts, shouldnt be fine if the girl marries the KFC guy? Like he's a chef his rich as well and at the end he's even richer why is the mum still mad she could just keep hooking up with the dumb guy

    • @lianah7837
      @lianah7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So much action in less than 20 minutes 😂😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People* "Ppl" is not a word.

    • @truflwz3148
      @truflwz3148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Christine C. It's not fucking grammar school, have you heard of acronyms (ex: ig, u, btw, ttyl, kit, etc) like it's not a big deal.

    • @thifanny7298
      @thifanny7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@englishatheart I see this is the first time that you've used this thing called internet

  • @triassictv6437
    @triassictv6437 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who would fall in love with the dude who set up so much factory farming

  • @lapisl.8349
    @lapisl.8349 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I officially have seen it all.

  • @TJ_Sauce
    @TJ_Sauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    "He was head chef at le petit pamplemousse"
    Ok guys, I know that's a fancy word and all but come on. The restaurant name translates to "the little grapefruit"

    • @theratinyourceiling9638
      @theratinyourceiling9638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That sounds better to me

    • @KN-hg2nv
      @KN-hg2nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I ugly laughed so hard

    • @oofley8346
      @oofley8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That's like calling a restaurant le pomme de terre lmfao

    • @ainsopholli439
      @ainsopholli439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@oofley8346 “the potato” LMAO

    • @ampersandcastle1091
      @ampersandcastle1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg it’s gene, the most well loved character of all time!!