Let me get this straight-the app is completely anonymous and you can’t find the person again after. So basically you’ve just made the perfect app for serial killers. Great job.
James’ concern for his mother is touching. Like sure, he’ll anonymously code what is basically a sex trafficking app but as soon as it puts someone he knows personally in danger, it’s shut down time! Who cares that so many other women (and underage girls likely) were already endangered by it?? Not James!
But also it's kinda childish to stop your mom from dating. He legit shut down the other apps as well. He wants his mom to not date anyone even though he's not living with his mom anymore so what's bothering him so much. Lol. Let ya mom have a life, james.. ya weirdo.
@themusicaljunkie37 Also the fact that he didn't do anything about his dad dating either. His mom starts dating and he immediately shuts down all dating apps but when his dad has a girlfriend he doesn't do anything to stop that?
"it would have the girl airlifted out of my bed the second *I'm finished with her* " there's a lot to unpack here and it's all bad, let's just throw out the whole suitcase.
I love how the mom was complaining about how small the dorm room is when there isn’t a single dorm room in my building that’s anywhere near as big as the one they showed
This movie is incredibly dangerous. I mean what does the movie tell young people who watch it: you can treat women how you want and they like it, having sex is ok at any age, etc. "Date your 5 year old cousin if you want to" is truly disturbing and disgusting. Even as a joke it goes too far. Holy shit how fucked up can a movie be. Absolutely inappropriate movie in every way. Bad for young boys and girls...
Yeah, I don't get how some movies can be banned or controversial for having gay relationships in them etc, and then this utter bullshit teaching the youth that women are objects, sex is a commodity/relationships are unnecessary, bullying, manipulating and sexually assaulting people is okay is allowed to be shown to kids and young teens. We're worried about porn giving kids unrealistic expectations of sex and relationships, but we should be worried about normal media like tv and movies too
13:20 The fact that danny heard mathemtaical theorem and went ahead and called it a mathematical equation goes to show he really is an engineer at heart
this movie was filmed at my school which makes me hate it even more. also? our dorm windows don't open because they're hurricane proof?? so "bimbo flying" makes NO sense
I live in Louisiana so my dorm windows don’t open either :( I thought my window was broken for a couple months before asking maintenance to fix it and they were just like “nah fire marshal says no”
Jokes aside it's getting a bit tiresome to get the same content with slightly different angles. Every other ex-viner already covers the same content as is.
Whenever I meet someone new I always ask them their full name, their mum's maiden name, what street they grew up on and what was their first pet's name. For no reason.
Dumbest line ever uttered on Netflix: - "Bimbo flying, somebody catch her!" - "You think your life is hard? Try wearing Size 13 Nikes. Men's Size 13 Nikes. Beat that." - "You haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football." - "Are you lost, baby girl?"
We're not gonna talk about how James's grandpa is played by the same person as the hot Santa in the cool Christmas movie Kurtis talked about? Nope, we're just gonna gloss over that? Okay
Daniel: "I'm gonna say the C- word, I know we don't like to say it, alright, here we go..............Commitment." Crowd of Losers: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
'The girl cannot know your name, where you live, and it's impossible to find you after you have hooked up with her' Huh, sounds super safe, am I right, ladies?
There was actually a scene showing a girl who'd been abused by some guy she met on Jungle crying with her friends who'd also had bad experiences. So at least they acknowledged the danger of the app in their own movie
Both you and Drew didn’t mention one of the biggest gaping plot holes: This grandparents are filthy rich but he couldn’t afford one of the elite colleges.
Danny clowning on the newscaster for having his own video playing in the background meanwhile Danny has a picture of himself making a video with a smaller picture of himself making a video is pure gold.
Potato Corn that fact physically hurts me! She’s got such sexist ideas of woman but keeps claiming it’s a movie about helping them! Just like bitch what!
Can we talk about how an app that let's people be completely anonymous and still hook up with someone is.. incredibly dangerous. There would be so many sexual abusers using it to lure women in and attack them, and the women would have literally zero information on them
The reason the app is so terrible, and even the reason that '5 year old cousin' line was in there, is because the writer GENUINELY thinks that that's how terrible sexually-active people are. That an app like tinder is practically just as reprehensible as being a pedophile, or is like inviting serial killers to come murder you. The woman is insane.
There's no way the actors weren't bullied into participating in this production cause how can you read a script like this and just decide cold bloodedly "Yes, THIS will be my next project"
@@ArtisticallySpoken im not sure if it was the same time frame but that actress is a well known anti vaxxer so that mightve stopped jobs from coming in lmao
There is a “buy or rent” for Swiped now listed under this video... Did TH-cam think this was a good advert that would convince us to watch the film? Haha
ya i feel like they just toss noah centinoudskd how ever the fuck u spell his last name in any shitty movie and netflix bitches will watch it cuz he's hot
i can totally see what u mean, not saying that the movie is great quality, but the very first scenes are on a much lower level of production it's so weird
Ok so this app, no names, can’t find them after... that sounds like how girls end up dead. That’s legitimately terrifying, meeting strangers in public on normal apps is scary enough 😂
I love that she’s “looking to find love.” I think that’s what the movie wants to say, but she’s mainly looking to get a degree. AND DO NOT GO HOME WITH SOMEONE WHO WONT TELL YOU THEIR LAST NAME.
Him: urgh you want to know my name before we have sex? That's a real red flag for me. Anyways, I don't need you to have a good time because I'm addicted to porn around the clock, and my dick has actually gone soft from jerking off to women who don't really exist doing things in situations that don't really happen. Having actual sex with people that you like and whose full names you know are for losers and wimps. If I wanted a relationship, I could call up an escort at any time, end up getting drugged and falling asleep, and then waking up with my wallet missing and an aggressive venereal disease, because what's good enough for my dad is good enough for me. Bitch.
@@monkiram oh no such people are probably so rare that you have like a 2 percent chance of ever meeting such a person. Unfortunately we can expect that percentage to grow from 9 year old easily influenced Jake Paul fans watching this and actually adopting such retarded behaviour.
@@monkiram also theres incels and MGTards so I if you lurk through their spaces you would probably find someone praising this movie and agreeing with the purpose of the app.
i really didn’t like this movie when it came out, i couldn’t really put my finger on it but it just felt really awkward. and then it hit me, there’s barely; almost no background music, it’s just noise, which can make a poorly delivered line 10x more awkward…
I like to think they pitched this movie to be specifically sexist to one gender and someone reviewed the script and was like “this is... awful and horribly offensive. You need to change this.” And the writing team was like “you’re right! How could we even think to do this?!” And then they edited it so then it was *sexist to both genders* and the review team just went “yes good!”
It's just perfect for rapists (apparently a girl was sexually assaulted in the movie) pedophiles (a photo of a kid popped out while looking at the profiles) and horrible people in general. Besides, the rules are stupid. What if someone actually wanted to know more about the person they hooked up with? Will Noah Centineo and the other guy stop them for the sake of toxic masculinity?
Beautiful. I have absolutely no idea what mine's gonna be, but my current favourites are: "Chocolate almond butter tart." "Dead people can't play mobile games." "Queen will do what queen will does." "At least they know I know where France is." "Don't throw walruses at old people, it's rude." "Guys, don't tell anyone, but I mixed the M&M's, Skittles, and Reese's Pieces together."
Software engineer here: Soooo we're just gonna ignore the fact that the nerd guy had superhuman capabilities that allowed him to shut down *other* apps' servers?? Do they realize that that's literally impossible to do on accident??? Also how quickly he finished that app. Nerd guy must be superhuman.
@@limelon665 I'm pretty sure it was for women to find men (and others), like Bumble. "Made for women" doesn't mean "only women can use this". That was the problem with the first app the guy made; it was made for men. That doesn't mean it was a dating app for gay men; it was made for the male experience (finding women to hookup with, not interested in dating most of the time, very rape-culture-esque). Idk why people don't seem to understand that lol. Not everything that isn't made for men is gay...
Laureen Berger So- uh "what day were you born? At what time? What's the name of every let you've already owned? What's your favourite place? What's your favourite object in your house? What hospital were you born in? Do you prefer Royal blue or cerulean blue?" Is excessive?
Honestly the most unrealistic part of this movie is that James couldn't afford Harvard or MIT. I have a few friends who go to Ivies, and if he was good enough to get into both, he would 100% have a full boat scholarship.
one thing i do have to say is that this is probably the most accurate dorm room i’ve seen in media, the least accurate being the huge dorm room with vaulted ceilings and a fireplace i saw on the vampire diaries
How To Survive College: * blanket *Lamp, god forbid that you forget the lamp *Do not touch the roomates side of the room, and let them know that you haven't Enjoy your college life youngsters!
"Oh son you packed your suitcase what did you pack?"
" *LAMP* "
*dead moth meme intensifies
I luv lamp
Do not underestimate or disrespect the lamp! Just ask Aladdin!
The LEMP
Moth is life
I’m sure his dad didn’t hear him shouting *’BIMBO FLYING!!!!’*
Bimbo flying catch her
His dad goes out to catch her
Nobody heard him cause nobody caught her
Cakey UwU my new favourite quote
bimbo flyin, sumbody catch er
"I can't let my dad know I'm sleeping with a girl!"
*Seconds later*
"BIMBO FLYING!!"
"oh man, he's right outside the door, he can hear almost anything! sure can't let him know anyone else is here!.....*SHOUTS AND TALKS LOUDLY*"
The only logical conclusion is his father is deaf... wait, no, he yells at him through the door.
@@seigeengine
idk deaf people can talk
LOL also 700th like!
@@sach1460 dumbass they cant ya a fuckin bimbo cause you use gacha
Let me get this straight-the app is completely anonymous and you can’t find the person again after. So basically you’ve just made the perfect app for serial killers. Great job.
fr, also love ur pfp
@@briclare Thanks!
Sounds like that would be preferable to going out with anyone in this movie tbh
@@raimarulightning frrr
@@raimarulightning excellent point
*When I meet someone I ask them:*
•Their last name
•Where they live
•Their social security number
YRF Jaley omg same #relatable
Finally a civilized human 😤
• Their mother's maiden name
• The name of their first pet
• Their card number and the 3 numbers on the back
Don’t forget credit card info and fingerprints
Her: What's your last name?
Him: Is this a personal attack or something?
The user though- 💀💀💀
Very name
once I asked a guy his name on the first day of class and he called me a stalker
That username tho 💀💀
I was the 2000th like haha
no one:
Netflix: If we cast Noah Centineo in this movie, the plot won't even matter!
Audrey Asbury honestly Noah Centineo is ugly to me 😂 nut what do I know I think Gerard Way and frank iero are hot 🥵
1000th like thank me later
@Lily Souther wassup killjoy
I don’t think there’s anything more true in this world
Noah Scentedmayo is fucking ugly idk how anyone can find him attractive, not even TATBILB helped his acting career
James’ concern for his mother is touching. Like sure, he’ll anonymously code what is basically a sex trafficking app but as soon as it puts someone he knows personally in danger, it’s shut down time! Who cares that so many other women (and underage girls likely) were already endangered by it?? Not James!
But also it's kinda childish to stop your mom from dating. He legit shut down the other apps as well. He wants his mom to not date anyone even though he's not living with his mom anymore so what's bothering him so much. Lol. Let ya mom have a life, james.. ya weirdo.
@themusicaljunkie37
Also the fact that he didn't do anything about his dad dating either. His mom starts dating and he immediately shuts down all dating apps but when his dad has a girlfriend he doesn't do anything to stop that?
@@themusicaljunkie37 op was probably being sarcastic Lmao 💀
Why didn't he just remove his mother's account instead of taking the whole thing down
Love your punctuation!
Noah Centineo looks like the type of guy who always smells bad but thinks he can get away with it because he’s good looking
havent smelled him, but i know that you're totally right
I have smelled him, your totally right
💀 💀💀💀💀
He's not even that good looking, he's slightly above average.
TheHannasaurus I am him and you are correct
"Bimbo flyin somebody catch her" has GOT to replace the trust fall exercise
lmao
That one line literally has me SCREAMINGGGGGG
Yes
that's what im gonna say when I go bungee jumping
This made me laugh so hard thank you
"it would have the girl airlifted out of my bed the second *I'm finished with her* " there's a lot to unpack here and it's all bad, let's just throw out the whole suitcase.
😬yikes
Oh no
Oop-
suitcase flying somebody catch her
*it
I love how the mom was complaining about how small the dorm room is when there isn’t a single dorm room in my building that’s anywhere near as big as the one they showed
Ya. "This room is so small" shows the biggest dorm room Ive ever seen
The mom was fucking annoying too. "But how are you gonna hang out with your friends 🥺" CAFES EXISTS??
That's white people for ya. 😂🤷🏻♀️
That whole movie felt like a lele pons skit
Hello group of 10 to 15 students, lunch money, now
OMG YES THANK U. 😂 I was trying so hard to remember what the movie reminded me of.
i mean, yeah but this is way better than any of lele pons skits
*Ouch. Burn*
meme team gamers no, they are equally bad
"this movie is really offensive"
"to whom?"
"yes"
Can i get a time stamp?
No
to *whom*
(she fixed it...lol)
@@dizzy_shark 😔🤦♀️
@@superfan364 what?
“How much sexism do you want in this movie?”
Director: “yes”
"How much cringe do you want in this movie?"
Director: "yes"
It's funny because the director thinks she made a movie that actually helps teen girls and boys.
Well, he certainly succeeded. Turning women into sex objects is really helpful. :)) thanks life
“How many bad actors do you want in this movie?”
Director: “yes”... And that is how the movie was made.
I mean.. It takes sum to get a conservative rowled up about sexism... so I gotta give em something 🤷♀️
This movie is incredibly dangerous. I mean what does the movie tell young people who watch it: you can treat women how you want and they like it, having sex is ok at any age, etc. "Date your 5 year old cousin if you want to" is truly disturbing and disgusting. Even as a joke it goes too far. Holy shit how fucked up can a movie be. Absolutely inappropriate movie in every way. Bad for young boys and girls...
Yeah, I don't get how some movies can be banned or controversial for having gay relationships in them etc, and then this utter bullshit teaching the youth that women are objects, sex is a commodity/relationships are unnecessary, bullying, manipulating and sexually assaulting people is okay is allowed to be shown to kids and young teens. We're worried about porn giving kids unrealistic expectations of sex and relationships, but we should be worried about normal media like tv and movies too
I agree another problem is the director attacked trin for criticizing what’s wrong with the movie
bro stfu its just a joke they thought it was funny and its not "date your cousin if you want its "Tell your cousin if you have to"
@@lemolea9571because everything you just listed are things white conservative Christians enjoy and believe in
they never said date your cousin... they said show the app to your cousin. which is still wrong but, not the same.
Her: what's your last name?
The dude: And I took that personally...
Fhfhfhfh really tho-
FR, FR, FR, THIS TIME
OMG YAY AYR
FR, FR, FR, THISS TIMEEEE,
CUZ YOU MAKE MY EARF QUAKE OOOOH YOU MAKE MY EARF QUAKE
I mean, I’m his defense I’m not tryna be stalked online by someone I just met.
they just assumed that being a woman is a personality
They did the same thing with men 😂 they just really love stereotypes don't they?
Wasn’t this movie written and directed by a women?
@@danielajani7283 Maybe. But if so she stereotyped men too. Basically this whole movie is stereotypes.
a- 🤢🤢 an- 🤢 ann 🤢🤢🤢 f-fishman
@@jadenisemotional610
Maybe it was the whole point? Idk.
“My name is John Paul Jones, my friends call me John Paul Jones, so you can call me John Paul Jones”
Ok. •_•
*S h a k a b r a h*
Oh Hahahahhaha Okay!
AINSLEY BURROWS I only know it from Brandon Walsh his vid about finding his introverted sis a bf so I’m glad idk him from the tv show hahaha
@@brendonsforehead4961 hahaha same 😊👍🏻
13:20
The fact that danny heard mathemtaical theorem and went ahead and called it a mathematical equation goes to show he really is an engineer at heart
this movie was filmed at my school which makes me hate it even more. also? our dorm windows don't open because they're hurricane proof?? so "bimbo flying" makes NO sense
There's a comment by "Ross" saying the exact same thing right above yours you're college mates
I just imagine him trying to throw her out the window only to end up throwing her against the window pane
I live in Louisiana so my dorm windows don’t open either :( I thought my window was broken for a couple months before asking maintenance to fix it and they were just like “nah fire marshal says no”
so zen Comments aren’t in the same order for everybody
blazereh o/ hi
The day a man pushes me out the window while screaming “bimbo flying” is the day I have fully lived.
Dude my Girlfriend found it really funny when I threw her off the Empire State Building saying that so I mean it was worth it.
@@Elizabean1984 Oh my god is she okay?
@@TheChurchofJim Who knows?
@@Elizabean1984 Oh yeah i guess it makes sense to end things with her then and there, at that point you've reached the peak of your relationship
W H Y
"in a world where everyone is a sexist stereotype, no ones left out!"
-the whole premise of the movie
so...equality? I guess? [CinemaWins "ding"]
@@iraglassfromnpr evangelical neutral
@@iraglassfromnpr lmao
PREACH God this film is sexist
Seriously tho-
Tripping over nothing and falling sideways is the most relatable part of this movie
"There's no age restriction!"
Well, that explains why it's so strictly anonymous....
Lady Marmalade that app could’ve easily been used for human sex trafficking
Drake and Jerry Seinfeld are probably funding such an app smh
Guy pedos maybe?
@@erc778 Yep, that's what everyone is saying. That it could be used for child abusers of all kinds to abuse children. That's the joke.
- Icedcoffeeat1am -
Is that app idea already taken..?
Jungle: we put the “sex” in
“grossly sexist”
Yup
Yup
Yup
Yup
Yup
Plot twist: the girl was Kira so she needed his full name to write in her death note
*_*GASP*_*
YES ANTHOR DEATH NOTE FAN!
LMFAOOO
This is an underrated comment.
Yeah I love death note
I couldn’t hold back my laughter when Danny was mocking that guy talking about his “phone sex”.
You're obsOLETE. Okay?
Danny: Video about Noah Centineo
Drew: Video about Noah Centineo
'We're two different people'
They talk about the same movie too 😂
Ikr
I’m starting to think they’re doing it on purpose at this point
I think they've given up on convincing us at this point. We all know the the truth by now
Jokes aside it's getting a bit tiresome to get the same content with slightly different angles. Every other ex-viner already covers the same content as is.
Whenever I meet someone new I always ask them their full name, their mum's maiden name, what street they grew up on and what was their first pet's name. For no reason.
No, there's actually a perfect reason: you want to hack their social media accounts
@@Memily23 haha yeah, social media accounts.... >_>
Better protect my Minecraft server
You should also ask them about their social security number ( for no reason )
nice draven icon
Dumbest line ever uttered on Netflix:
- "Bimbo flying, somebody catch her!"
- "You think your life is hard? Try wearing Size 13 Nikes. Men's Size 13 Nikes. Beat that."
- "You haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
- "Are you lost, baby girl?"
Hahahahaha!
@@SharkSalesman90 So what's your choice for dumbest?
The last one is 😖😖🤢
BaBy GoRl
I don't want my darkness to take you.
🤮
We're not gonna talk about how James's grandpa is played by the same person as the hot Santa in the cool Christmas movie Kurtis talked about? Nope, we're just gonna gloss over that? Okay
I NOTICED THAT TOO
Lmao I also noticed that
I'VE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS COMMENT YES
ultimate cross over
And he looks like hell
Just because that dude is wearing glasses doesn't mean he can make an app.
Wait... It doesnt??? 😱😱😱😱
@Tara S. I wear glasses, and I can't do algebra.
but he was watching a video with a smaller version of the same video in the background! he's basically a coding genius!
@Lucas Or Something Mr. Something! I'm your biggest fan! Especially your Microsoft Rockstar Games Epic Games game!
@@doodledevore4374 Don't worry bud, I wear glasses and basically can't do anything.
"The emoji movie is the worst movie ever"
This: Hold my "BiMbO"
DJ-Oni Ari wow bois they got us beat
-Hold- catch my "BiMbO"
"the emoji movie is the worst movie ever"
This: hold my lAmP
"Swiped" to the movie "Cats": "BIMBO FLYING! SOME CAT/PERSON CATCH HER"
Ok boomer
Why does Hannah look 40 but also like 12 at the same time
Hamiltonlover101 Poop r/13or30
It’s a very specific look.... very uncanny valley vibes
It’s in the name🤣
@@khadijafaye6541 did you mean.... peep?
Hamiltonlover101 Poop lol ikr
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE GUY WHO SCREAMED NO AT THE WORD COMMITMENT GHFSJGJSDG
Danny Gonzalez: You + app = good
Instagram ads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Insta badads
Rae C.E LMFAOOO
That seems likes a charles the french refrence.
The Gaming Ish yeah
LOLOLOLOLZ
Him: Let’s hook up
Her: Sure!! What’s your name?
Him: Dude wtf we just met.
I'll tell you my name but it's too much work to tell you my last name. You're so obsolete.
Stella K LMAO
@Stephanie Rodriquez why you say that for. Why you being rude?
Samirah's World, their talking about the douche in the vid.
Joey Schiro 🤤
Danny : making fun of someone for having a video of themselves in the background of their video
Also Danny: has a picture of himself right behind him
OwO Boi right lol
OwO Boi didn’t see your comment before I posted. We had the same thought! Props
And in the picture there's a picture of him where there's a picture of him where...
That's different 😂✋🏾
That's the joke.. that's his point..
The line, “give it to your five year old cousin” went through so many channels and not one person saw an issue. Yikes on ice.
That's insane.
Daniel: "I'm gonna say the C- word, I know we don't like to say it, alright, here we go..............Commitment."
Crowd of Losers: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
😂
Nobita11
"DORAEMON HELP ME"
- nobita almost every ep
CoMmItMeNt
@@koishifumo2060 lmao ikr, nobita always asks doraemon for his stuff in all of the episodes
'The girl cannot know your name, where you live, and it's impossible to find you after you have hooked up with her'
Huh, sounds super safe, am I right, ladies?
There was actually a scene showing a girl who'd been abused by some guy she met on Jungle crying with her friends who'd also had bad experiences. So at least they acknowledged the danger of the app in their own movie
@@shuboss Well, sexual predators also acknowledge chasing after minors. Does that make it better?
@@shuboss but why would you invent an app in the first place whose terms and conditions are literally like how a rapist describes sex?
Like so safe for rapists
You said it👍
Both you and Drew didn’t mention one of the biggest gaping plot holes: This grandparents are filthy rich but he couldn’t afford one of the elite colleges.
All the grandparents' money went into plastic surgery
also that super awkward scene where james asks his grandparents and their friends about their sex lives? what was that??
“you must be my soon to be transferred to another college roommate” is SO threatening. what did he mean by that
What he meant by that is the writer has no idea how to convey a character except to have them narrator themselves
I think what he meant is that James is smarter than him, so he'll be transferred to a smarter college soon.
Director: Okay, what’s something that everybody in todays time hates
Writer: Uhm...Sexism?
Director: That’s it. That’s the movie.
That's the whole movie lol
Also ahh a fellow supernatural fan!
:3
Elliot_ wantsbibble Hello :)
@@kyliedunn8797 :)
Lmao, not everyone hates sexism.
TheGoldenLlama uuuuhhhhh......
If you can sleep with three girls on Jungle you are legally allowed to throw them out the window
Lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
Hahah wow my most liked comment
B I M B O F L Y I N ‘
@@nigeldixon5153 S O M E B O D Y C A T C H H E R
Bringing a book to a party is honestly a power move. That means you planned ahead and intentionally decided to ignore everybody there
I feel seen.
I may stop for a few if they have a pet.
why thank you
I do it all the time. Always have.
so quirky uwu
Then what’s the point of going to it?
Danny clowning on the newscaster for having his own video playing in the background meanwhile Danny has a picture of himself making a video with a smaller picture of himself making a video is pure gold.
This movie is so sexist it hurts
What’s sadder is that it is directed by a woman
Potato Corn that fact physically hurts me! She’s got such sexist ideas of woman but keeps claiming it’s a movie about helping them!
Just like bitch what!
It’s directed by a woman???
Potato Corn worst misogynists are female
It's stereotypical AF-
Can we talk about how an app that let's people be completely anonymous and still hook up with someone is.. incredibly dangerous. There would be so many sexual abusers using it to lure women in and attack them, and the women would have literally zero information on them
YKW? That would've been a more interesting plot.
Thank god someone else was also worried about that, seriously what the hell were they thinking
@@cottage-core_ as soon as I heard it I was fucking horrified, honestly, they basically created an easy way to easily abuse and even kill women
@The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago even catfishers
same with all genders :/
Look I'm sorry but "Bimbo flying, somebody catch her" is a masterpiece of a line.
Caitlin Grieve cinematic masterpiece for sure
Tarantino's "Royale with cheese" is quaking
XD i thought it was „pimple” xddd
@@jessicahoward9046 of a
LMAO sameeee
The reason the app is so terrible, and even the reason that '5 year old cousin' line was in there, is because the writer GENUINELY thinks that that's how terrible sexually-active people are. That an app like tinder is practically just as reprehensible as being a pedophile, or is like inviting serial killers to come murder you. The woman is insane.
There's no way the actors weren't bullied into participating in this production cause how can you read a script like this and just decide cold bloodedly "Yes, THIS will be my next project"
Now I want to know exactly why they took this tbh😭
maybe they needed the money 😔😔
I'm even more surprised the mom from Good Luck Charlie is in this. Work must've been hard to come to say yes to this.
@@ArtisticallySpoken im not sure if it was the same time frame but that actress is a well known anti vaxxer so that mightve stopped jobs from coming in lmao
@@iwakeupandboomimarat and ironically her character was a nurse on good luck charlie
There is a “buy or rent” for Swiped now listed under this video...
Did TH-cam think this was a good advert that would convince us to watch the film? Haha
Lol I know right
didn't know you watched danny Topic
Ik
@@hemoglobing yh same
One topic is a Danny Stan
This is a movie? It’s in the style and budget of a TH-cam skit
Except TH-cam skits have better quality
I feel like that's an insult to some YT skits.
Amelia Etienne I’ve seen TH-cam skits better than this garbage.
This is like an inappropriate version of something in the ‘attaway’ town.
Amelia Etienne correction: it’s not TH-cam skit- it’s _bad_ TH-cam skits.
is nobody gonna talk about how this movie made in 2018 was shot like a homemade movie made in the early 2000's😭
why the hell is the acting and directing so bad in the first few minutes? it just looks like a low budget movie tbh
Because it is a low budget movie
ya i feel like they just toss noah centinoudskd how ever the fuck u spell his last name in any shitty movie and netflix bitches will watch it cuz he's hot
Its porn but without the fun
i can totally see what u mean, not saying that the movie is great quality, but the very first scenes are on a much lower level of production it's so weird
There are like 20 characters maximum in this movie and they all act like they’re in high school when they’re supposed to be in college🤦🏾♀️
The blonde guy looks like the 1990s version of Jake Paul.
😂😂😂
Omfg agagagagaggagagagagagagagagaga
@@StitchdTeeth LOLOLOLOLZ
More like a mix of him and his brother from the 1990s..
The main character looks like a discount idubbz
“I had to ki-“ *Advertisement* “-ll her.”
The suspense....
Tanner Carden I was literally just saying that 😂😂
SAME
Sameee
Tanner Carden when’s the ad
antici.....
pation.
watching this in 2022 makes me realize that this movie, especially the pep rally scene, just feels like an alpha male podcast all over again
LMAOO
Drew and Danny: We Are Different People!
Also Drew and Danny: make the same video
@@YoungAlienBoy I did. But why?
@@YoungAlienBoy Sure but why
Spooky Filmz Ent. I too want to know why..
@@windyknapp9216 I read on the video that it is a way to get more views.
I'M A BROWN GIRL WHO MAKES CONTENT, BUT I'M TRYING TO GROW ORGANICALLY. CHECK ME OUT, GUYS. 😎
Ok so this app, no names, can’t find them after... that sounds like how girls end up dead. That’s legitimately terrifying, meeting strangers in public on normal apps is scary enough 😂
Meeting people just in public and not an app is scary enough
Meeting people is terrifying. Will they kill me? Will I kill them? The suspense!
You have 666 likes so I’m not gonna like it-
Not to mention the STDs that people would get, and they wouldn't even know who gave it to them.
@@SanguineCynic not to mention the unwanted pregnancies with unknown sperm donors
The implication that children are on the app is so messed up. And they never address it again.
I love that she’s “looking to find love.” I think that’s what the movie wants to say, but she’s mainly looking to get a degree.
AND DO NOT GO HOME WITH SOMEONE WHO WONT TELL YOU THEIR LAST NAME.
What if it's because their last name is something like Bartholomew
Drew Gooden and Danny: "We are two different people"
Also them: Makes a video of Noah
Thank you I was looking for someone else who notice.
Exactly who does he think he's fooling
For real 😂
And at the same time???
Both gets trending
"what's your last name"
"Oh hElL nO, I hAvE a LoT oF sEx"
AHHHH thanks for all the likes babes ;)
By just a click?
That's a long last name
hannah: **walks normally**
air/ghost: I'm about to end this girl's whole career
The amount of confusion Danny gets over the mathematical theorem line is simply golden.
this movie is like the weirdest parody of the social network
hannah talley true
that’s a good fucking film because it has joe mazzello in it
**Danny and Drew both upload their videos about Noah Centineo at the exact same time**
*”wE aRe nOt tHe sAmE pErSoN”*
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME WHO SAW THAT
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT THAT
Him:let’s hook up
Her : ok sure
Also her : what’s your name
Him: wtf we just met
Him: urgh you want to know my name before we have sex? That's a real red flag for me. Anyways, I don't need you to have a good time because I'm addicted to porn around the clock, and my dick has actually gone soft from jerking off to women who don't really exist doing things in situations that don't really happen. Having actual sex with people that you like and whose full names you know are for losers and wimps. If I wanted a relationship, I could call up an escort at any time, end up getting drugged and falling asleep, and then waking up with my wallet missing and an aggressive venereal disease, because what's good enough for my dad is good enough for me. Bitch.
@@KPater-mf4je the worst part is there's probably a human being out there who thinks this.
@@monkiram oh no such people are probably so rare that you have like a 2 percent chance of ever meeting such a person. Unfortunately we can expect that percentage to grow from 9 year old easily influenced Jake Paul fans watching this and actually adopting such retarded behaviour.
@@monkiram also theres incels and MGTards so I if you lurk through their spaces you would probably find someone praising this movie and agreeing with the purpose of the app.
@@henrydikes6704 That's true I forgot about them. I hope I never do meet any
i really didn’t like this movie when it came out, i couldn’t really put my finger on it but it just felt really awkward. and then it hit me, there’s barely; almost no background music, it’s just noise, which can make a poorly delivered line 10x more awkward…
It's like a fake movie made to dodge taxes
bimbo flying somebody catch her *crickets*
I like to think they pitched this movie to be specifically sexist to one gender and someone reviewed the script and was like “this is... awful and horribly offensive. You need to change this.” And the writing team was like “you’re right! How could we even think to do this?!” And then they edited it so then it was *sexist to both genders* and the review team just went “yes good!”
If you’re gonna be sexist, why not go all-in I guess
Might aswell yakno
Go big or go home
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@me30000 Perfect 🤩
This is the most dangerous app that could ever exist. Literally I cannot think of a single thing that could be more dangerous
It's just perfect for rapists (apparently a girl was sexually assaulted in the movie) pedophiles (a photo of a kid popped out while looking at the profiles) and horrible people in general.
Besides, the rules are stupid. What if someone actually wanted to know more about the person they hooked up with? Will Noah Centineo and the other guy stop them for the sake of toxic masculinity?
@@valeriacavero2479 do you mean an actress was or one of the characters in the movie was sexually assaulted
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 One of the characters in the movie
tiktok has chinese spyware. Lol
the murder app, if you download the app you die
the script sounds like it was written by troom troom
Jinali K. Lmao 😂
Jinali K. HAHAHA
Bruh
Bimbo Flyin
*ItS nOt A pRoBlEm AnYmOrE*
The “climax” of the movie being when the mom joins the app, and the kid has to shut it down, seriously makes me question life.
I want a sequel to this movie where it’s just all of these characters standing in line at planned parenthood for std testing 😂
that would be perfect
Lol
It would make an incredible short.
Haha 😂 omg samee
@Blued Sky Forever .
"Bimbo Flying Somebody Catch Her!" is gonna be my senior quote
Beautiful. I have absolutely no idea what mine's gonna be, but my current favourites are:
"Chocolate almond butter tart."
"Dead people can't play mobile games."
"Queen will do what queen will does."
"At least they know I know where France is."
"Don't throw walruses at old people, it's rude."
"Guys, don't tell anyone, but I mixed the M&M's, Skittles, and Reese's Pieces together."
@@jae4427 sir, you are a legend.
Omg yes, please.
this is the most kazuichi souda comment i've ever read
Beautiful
"You're mine Lance. Not your girlfriend's, not your so called pastor's, not God's, Mine."
@Aaron Heych True Dat
Lmao
that’s exactly what i was thinking lmao
@//Raging Potato\\ r/wooooooooooooosh
You forgot to say "Not God's" twice
Software engineer here: Soooo we're just gonna ignore the fact that the nerd guy had superhuman capabilities that allowed him to shut down *other* apps' servers?? Do they realize that that's literally impossible to do on accident??? Also how quickly he finished that app. Nerd guy must be superhuman.
This movie sounds like it was written by someone who’s never heard a teenager talk
That is so relatable
Lmao that boy really said “you’re obsolete” with THAT hair cut
Right 😂😂😂
XD ikr 😂
5:15 "you don't flirt with people by asking them what time they were born in"
*astrologers sweat nervously*
ehh still funny
This is the best comment I've seen all day
Lol
WAIT HOW DIDNT I NOTICE THAT DREW AND DANNY HAVE THE SAME INITIALS UNTIL NOW. IVE BEEN WATCHING FOR LIKE 4 YEARS
OH MY GOD SAME I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL JUST NOW
HOLY SHIT
NEVER REALIZED THAT UNTIL THIS SECOND
Boy: OH YEAH, SCREAM MY NAME
Girl: wait, what’s your name?
Jungle: FBI OPEN UP!
noah: my dad can’t know! i slept with a girl!
also noah: yells about how there’s a girl in his room
B I M B O F L Y I N
And he was arguing with the girl so loudly like what🤦🏾♀️😂
Wait, so it just ends with James destroying all hookup services, hiding with that girl who hates him, and creating a WLW dating app?
??????????
Yeah, I watched the movie and James and Hannah end up together so maybe not ‘hate’
It's worse he just tells the girls they're children of God
Literally how did you come to the conclusion that he created an app for gay women
@@nomoretwitterhandles cus the app was just for women or smth
@@limelon665 I'm pretty sure it was for women to find men (and others), like Bumble. "Made for women" doesn't mean "only women can use this". That was the problem with the first app the guy made; it was made for men. That doesn't mean it was a dating app for gay men; it was made for the male experience (finding women to hookup with, not interested in dating most of the time, very rape-culture-esque). Idk why people don't seem to understand that lol. Not everything that isn't made for men is gay...
5:12 yeah flirting isn’t just asking questions, but women have to make sure they’re safe. knowing who they’re talking to can be really helpful.
Danny/Drew: “We’re two different people”
Danny/Drew: *are same person*
Wow! You did it! You explained the joke! Congratulations!
Magearon what ??
Callan Fox lmaoo
Kurtis Conner is the second person😂
Drew Danny sounds like that one guy everyone likes
So wait, why is the movie called “swiped” if the app is called “jungle?” I thought swiped would be the name of the app itself.
this shows how much better we could've made that movie
What was the origin on of the name anyway?
Icecubescubed that’s exactly what I was expecting too haha
Ikr me too
Icecubescubed it's not clean enough to the 9 year olds that it's a dating app. if they named it jungle they'd be less interested lol
You mean asking for someone social security number and mother's maiden name isn't perceived as flirting ? I thought it was just good ice breakers.
Laureen Berger
So- uh "what day were you born? At what time? What's the name of every let you've already owned? What's your favourite place? What's your favourite object in your house? What hospital were you born in? Do you prefer Royal blue or cerulean blue?" Is excessive?
Honestly the most unrealistic part of this movie is that James couldn't afford Harvard or MIT. I have a few friends who go to Ivies, and if he was good enough to get into both, he would 100% have a full boat scholarship.
Hannah: “ When you got onstage and announced my name and a million pairs of eyes turned towards me”
James: (walks onstage). “HANNAH”
oh thats what i was thinking
*Leaves*
Error 13 you can like it now
(Walks offstage immediately)
The app instantly files a restraining order as soon as your done with the girl
When Drew surfs the crowd at your tour
"BIMBO FLYIN' SOMEBODY CATCH HER"
Vally bro I legit found this comment as that scene was playing!
one thing i do have to say is that this is probably the most accurate dorm room i’ve seen in media, the least accurate being the huge dorm room with vaulted ceilings and a fireplace i saw on the vampire diaries
How To Survive College:
* blanket
*Lamp, god forbid that you forget the lamp
*Do not touch the roomates side of the room, and let them know that you haven't
Enjoy your college life youngsters!
LÄMP
I now am ready for collage! Thank you!
I debifrwhgrwwcihgojpefwojpnwjewfneHAHAHAHAHA
shit i just commute i just let my childhood legos know that i didnt touch their side of the room
thanks for the tips!!! i leave for college in a couple weeks so this was super helpful! probably the best advice i’ve seen yet!
“A house full of girls” bro that’s a sorority house.
Area69 yeah I’m pretty sure they mentioned that
Sounds like France in the 20s
@@rdallas81 more like house full of thieves and radicals.
I'm confused how shes even in a sorority as a freshman lmaoooo
Area69 i liked him in the fosters but thats it teehee
Correction I think it’s pronounced “Noah Scented Mayo”
Haha 😂 very hilarious
You did it.
You won best comment.
Good job dude
Wait its Noah Cerealbox
Thank you Kanye, very cool.
Chocked on my apple sauce 😂
What a great short. No cheesy music, no AI voice over, no messy cuts. You do an excellent job of capturing your subjects reality. Keep it up.
Wha
@@lemin0u hahaha was watching a great short about a New York pizza spot, I have no idea how I left my comment here
@@TheBteamairsoft lmao short comments function is fucked fr