>Fit joins server >Immediately recognized and stopped for photos >Acquires 32Ks in literal minutes > Starts fight club at spawn >Gets spawn barrier'd the next day The wonders of Minecraft clout
If you're "veteran" enough to have seen it called a workbench you deserve a senior citizen discount from now on. Which explains why your old weak eyes can't read the name of a simple MineCraft block. Anyway, I'm gonna go smelt some steel in my forge then go excavating.
@@aristoloup8701 La Commune de Paris, pendant 3 jours, Paris était Autonome et Anarchiste (ce qui veut pas dire Anomiste), on a eut le droit à un bon Massacre après ça, c'était sous... la troisième République, si mes souvenirs sont bons
@@__kenya__7541 ''The Paris commune, for 3 days, Paris was autonomous and anarchist, we witnessed quite a good massacre after that, it was under..... the third Républic, if my memories are correct'' As best as I could translate it, as a French Canadian.
FitMC : Oh no are they going to take me to the guillotine and spawn kill me ? 2b2t France : welcome him, take screenshots and give him OP stuff Meanwhile on 2b2t : 5hours to connect, only to be spawn camped and not being able to do something anyway
I didn't notice Light and Meliodas, but Asuna had epicenter screen time for a little bit... The French really are cultured people, as all weebs must be!
France is the most manga consumming country in the world, just behind Japan wich is first, manga is becoming a part of french culture at this point . Wich is beautiful to me .
@@fritzy9699 No, fuze gave admin to the three people who came before the server was known, and when the server became anarchy, one of this admin got paid to give people admin
@@Dragnulls what do you gain by telling people to stop believing what they want in random youtube reply sections on comments that have nothing to do with religion?
My man was not FIT for France.... P.S. 2b2france seems to be down. Whe I connect I get: io.netty.channel.AbstractChannel$AnnotatedConnectException : Connection timed out: no further information No server statsus. Americans have killed the serv temporarily I think
SO MUCH THINGS happened on that server. Bedrock and barriers make sense in a way. I was there, I saw it all. Trust me, if somebody did write down all the events that happened, the story would be SO rich and interesting to check out!
2B2T original server: ah look at that noob let's get him. Meanwhile on the French server: Fit gives them a white flag. The french we don't know the meaning of that here
@@Dragnulls where did this comment come from?? Why did you suddenly start talking about religion out of nowhere?!?? And there is no proof of God existing??? Lmao. A small search and you can see that scientists are divided by that statement. That there is no proof. Pff have a good and a blessed day tho🙏🏾
@@fristlyextras5002 Yes because losing armies raised the winner's flag when they surrender. Ans as such, everybody was surrendering with the french flag
When Anakoni has OP, they used a command to add themselves to console as operator. Even though he took away /op for everyone, Console still recognized them as OP. i’ve done it on my friends servers before way back when.
Basically means "to sit".. don't say that to a person cause it won't make any sense.. like instead of yelling at someone "sit!" you are just going to tell them "to sit!".. that wouldn't make any sense wouldn't it?
I’m quite surprised the most powerful group in the French version of the server is actively trying to keep the peace and establish unspoken rules. I was expecting the French version to be a cesspool
"sessoi, clown" yeah so actually it's "assieds-toi" and it isn't even close to a provocation in french but whatevs lol just realised it's funny that there's "ass" in "sit down"
damn Fuze III was one of the first youtubers I watched when I was younger and I totally forgot about him when I deleted my old google account. Funny to remember him through a 2b2t video years later
Ahhh yes “On the oldest baguette server in Minecraft” Ou, en français “le plus ancien serveur de baguettes de Minecraft.” Also at a time I had more likes than Connor Pugs, That’s Crazy!
You could have make a joke about surrendering, but 2001 is a bit far away now. maybe next time you can try to at least slightly level up your sense of humor ?
2baguette2trebuchet
Egg me.
git gud
ok
i-
Vive la révolution
Welcome :)
First and eyooo
WESH fuze tu fous quoi ici mdrrr
Ey its Fuze himself :D
Sinon continue les vidéos :) On veut plus de Nations glory aussi :))))
:)
>Fit joins server
>Immediately recognized and stopped for photos
>Acquires 32Ks in literal minutes
> Starts fight club at spawn
>Gets spawn barrier'd the next day
The wonders of Minecraft clout
you can escape this barrier wall by just going over it or eating chorus friut
@@michakrzyzanowski8554 its probably capped off at the top and its probably a few hundred blocks thick so i doubt that barriers chorus would work.
@@Subt0nix the admin would let him out
yeah but thats not a garuntee, the only real consistant way would be hacks
>meme arrow on TH-cam
Fit: There's no way you could drain this entire ocean with sponges alone
Philza Minecraft: bet?
LOL
Of course he could do that, he made minecraft 🙄 /s
@@ms0_u who made minecraft?
@@苾 its a meme that philza has mine craft in his name so he has the meme of making mine craft mkay
I read it in Phil's voice lmao
veterans: ”workbench”
new players: ”crafting table”
FitMC: “craftingbench”
A mix between veteran and new.
People who can read: "crafting table"
Dumb people: "workbench"
@@Falkuzrules you non-veteran. it was called workbench before you could even say the word “crafting table”.
psychopath’s: “worktable”
If you're "veteran" enough to have seen it called a workbench you deserve a senior citizen discount from now on. Which explains why your old weak eyes can't read the name of a simple MineCraft block. Anyway, I'm gonna go smelt some steel in my forge then go excavating.
When you realize the French tried this in the real world 200 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Ok
You mean french common people locked the royalty to the spawn with barrier blocks?
The prophecy
umm shit that's quite accurate
When the netherite sword is LeSuus!
Uh huh lol
True
sans fortnite 4
L'imposteur.
Sus?!🤪🤪😋😋😚🥰🥰🥰😏🥳🤩
The fact that they respect fit like a veteran fills me with wholesomeness.
I mean he is
I think
@@frog4880 he is
that's because of fuze's 2b2t series
Coz he is a veteran lol
He has been playing for more than a decade
cringe
"There's an arrow that bans you" You've heard of the ban hammer! Now revealing the ranged option, the ban arrow!
funny, but why so little like ratio?
or book the original book ban
Underrated xD
I used to play Minecraft like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
arrowban
>Joins French server.
>First thing they ask him is to start a revolution.
Never change France. Never change.
Priorités. Viva la France !
Rien d'étonnant
On a nos priorités...
Ui...ATTAAAAAQUE...hmmm hm pardon pause café
Idk why it isn't immediately destroyed. The French have a good background with anarchy.
Why ? We just killed our king.
?
@@aristoloup8701 La Commune de Paris, pendant 3 jours, Paris était Autonome et Anarchiste (ce qui veut pas dire Anomiste), on a eut le droit à un bon Massacre après ça, c'était sous... la troisième République, si mes souvenirs sont bons
@@Feu_Ghost Yes, I totally understand what you said. Word to word.
@@__kenya__7541 ''The Paris commune, for 3 days, Paris was autonomous and anarchist, we witnessed quite a good massacre after that, it was under..... the third Républic, if my memories are correct''
As best as I could translate it, as a French Canadian.
"kelp is good, but bread would be better in this situation" *French Revolution intensifies*
Bread is pain in French
@@imadharrazi6029 in that case i am in bread
And i am bready to die
@@prinssdgunofficial2400 we all are
Kelp is alright*
@@imadharrazi6029 no it's not
"I'm literally risking my neck here today"
*French Revolution flashbacks intensify*
Hippity Hoppity, your king's head is now our property.
yeah that was literally the joke
were you not paying attention?
@@guy_th18 i was adding on to the joke idiot
lmao
@@RickrollFoot did i just get rickrolled by a foot
"Youngest anarchy server"
> *Visible confusion*
No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game!
Daddy
@why 2nd gaming prolly like 9 ignore ‘em
@@CausticSpace 1
@@onyourleft9273 wha?
Fit: “I never thought clout would be a survival skill”
hey what is the best 2b2t team to join?
@@ProjektTaku ur mom
@@opalb9006 is that an actual group?
@@ProjektTaku idk probably 2b2t is weird
@@electrobean yeah I think I'll join the infinity incursion
Someone: there is no sign of peace
Minecraft: just crouch up and down EZ
Add in head banging or spinning to really drive the 'ik not gonna shoot you" vibe
I miss those days when any type of swords are used for peace making
I mean its pretty much just bowing
@@koanpocara1964 wtf
Hello everyone
Ah yes, Frenchs aren’t French without their insurrections and revolutions
ahh man I wish he met the infinity insurrections
American joke
I feel really hurted
I feel ofended lel
Exactly
Oh no fit watch out it’s infamous griefer Le Popè Bobè
Lmao
IM CHOKE LAUGHING HAHAHAGDGFJG
You have achieved comedy.
This actually made me laugh, thanks lol
Lol
Go to the NETHERlands one soon!
First
@@DanTheMaen uh okay?
@@astral_yen ok
Y
The comments above me are peak 8 year olds when they see a verified person
FitMC : Oh no are they going to take me to the guillotine and spawn kill me ?
2b2t France : welcome him, take screenshots and give him OP stuff
Meanwhile on 2b2t : 5hours to connect, only to be spawn camped and not being able to do something anyway
I read the 2b2t france in italian and french mafia voice
only 5 hours??
if u aren't a migrant its alright
What
🗼🗼🗼🗼🗼🗼🗼
Imagine you show up and they just all surrender lol
LoL
they only surrender if you are german
imagine
Bruh connor we have so many people that we watch in common
E train
Fit when he dies: "Welcome to 2B2T Heaven, the oldest anarchy server in afterlife!"
guess that would be the aether?
More like, he'll be doing videos that start, "Welcome to Earth, the oldest anarchy planet in the universe."
You could argue that'd would be hell. Maybe not for Fit, but certainly for a new player who arrives in spawn.
@@stevesmith5883 what?
@@ProjektTaku hamalu boka faro brooo
“Floating ice burgs”
*flying titanic ship*
*Floating titanic V-break*
The fact that there was a person as Light, Asuna, and Meliodas really tells you something.
I didn't notice Light and Meliodas, but Asuna had epicenter screen time for a little bit... The French really are cultured people, as all weebs must be!
Where?
ikr
and also almight
France is the most manga consumming country in the world, just behind Japan wich is first, manga is becoming a part of french culture at this point .
Wich is beautiful to me .
Fit: enters 2b2t France
The French: Alors tu as choisi la mort
Lmaooooo
It means ”So you have chosen... death.” for anyone wondering.
vrais mdr😂
J'aurais plutôt dit donc que alors
@@totallynotme8153 lol thanks for translating
Random guy: *starts hitting fit with his axe with killing intentions*
Fit: oh! Thanks for the boost!
I mean, well he does have anakoni gear
"gillatine"
a fish's worst nightmare
Lol
The person who kept operator status has a SAO skin. So he’s a pissed of nerd with admin privileges.
Lmao
That's french for you, a shit ton of em are weebs.
Yes i am
Are you depressed? Reply to me if you are! I will solve it!
Bro just graduated from Discord Mod to Minecraft 2B2T France CEO 💀
2:55 “There’s no way you could drain this entire ocean with sponges”
Hernitcraft: Are you challenging me?
Scicraft
@@tristinbell this is what I was thinking
More like Sci craft
Yea
Looks like everyone forgot about shulkerC.
I read the title as “France was a mistake”
LOL
Lol
lol
Lmao
Baguette sad 😔
“in and out , 2 minutes”
-Fuze
no russian
"I never thought clout was a survival skill."
That's basically the only reason Rick stayed alive this long in the walking dead.
that's basically the reason for every protagonist to stay alive (exept when the main protagonist needs a power up and has to scream)
"If you don't have a hack client there is no way you can escape"
*sad chorus fruit noises*
@Tsz Ho WONG it takes skill
How should new players get chorus?
@@maestrulgamer9695 raiding bases
@@williamaothecoronao9817 but new player Will not know any base because they new player
I died a few times in spawn and escaped, so dying is a way to escape without hacks.
You going to different country versions of “2b2t”: “Mr.Worldwide”
He's even balled so it's perfect!
Viva La France
I suppose there's a 2b from Argentina
@@Sly-Moose yes balled xd
@@Dragnulls okay?
Did we.... just find the youngest anarchy server in Minecraft?
the tide have turned
Lmao
For now
No, Dream SMP
@@hollyarmstrong3064 its not an anarchy server tho?
It's like he's a foreign medieval lord and their trying to please him so that he reinforces them with his armies
“Never thought clout would be a survival skill” - FitMC
This got me laughing hard
Clout Is a Survival Skill, if you want to survive in 2T2B Anarchy French Sever.
-Sun Tzu
@@Exozealots 2b2t
@@Exozealots LOL
* Laughs in technoblade *
Exactly lol
Love how the Chest Armor is called "Oppai"
It means op 😜
@@ben9414 big milkers
don’t call me handsome if you ain’t gonna give me sum of dat badonkadonk
@@lophy6668 the honkers
@Nefomemes you are cringe
Fit is going to join every single country’s anarchy server, and all of them are going to be a mistake!
a man with lot mistakes then
HE IS GOING TO *BRAZIL*
Braazil!!!
Joining 2b2t Russia was a mistake...
Yup
French: "Who eez zis FeetEmcee?"
Everyone else: "ayyy lmao"
these “lunatics” as fit calls them are quite cultured considering they named the chestplate “oppai”
**French nod**
The French do like their anime.
You are right, however; they are otherwise very respectable individuals.
@@btf_flotsam478 it sounds like you are saying weebs aren't respectable individuals. I actually laughed at that though.
Pfp checks out
@@diakounknown1225 and he's saying the truth
As a french, I laughed at every SINGLE reference in there.
« S’assoie » pour sit down 😭😂
Omg same here! I'm not from France, I'm French-Canadian, but it was still pretty funny
@@makarounie8877 yes t'a remarqué le gars qui tuait les gens au spawn avait une cape du drapeau du QC. p'tite fierté quand j'ai vu sa
@@matthieumat8537 "s'assoie clown" ma tuer j'te jure😂
Pareil frérot
At this point he’s going to join 2b2t Mars
Perseverance is just gonna do spawn kill, him and his drone
Spatza lol kk
"I don't get it, there are just statutes of Elon Musk Emperor of Mars everywhere..."
@@Dragnulls ooooooooook?
@@Dragnulls Ok boomer
I love how the boots are called “AirMax”
French actually took 2 weeks to revolt, which is impressive.
"they must have backdoor the server"
the three man who just pay got admin perm for some subscribe: ...
you can pay for backdoor access?
@UnixKeys ?
@@fritzy9699 No, fuze gave admin to the three people who came before the server was known, and when the server became anarchy, one of this admin got paid to give people admin
Gros tu parle tellement mal anglais c'est terrifiant ton commentaire veut rien dire
"They've been using these powerful weapons to keep the server peaceful" 7:08 Never thought I'd hear those words in an anarchy server
"A strong navy is not a provocation to war, it's the safest assurance of peace"
"Salt the wounds !"
True French players right there
"clout is the biggest survival tool." - Albert Einstein
*Albert Spenser Artez
no he didn’t say that napoleon bonapart did
how you not know that
@@nuonse ah sorry, i forgot
*Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@@nuonse No, obama said that
"French Comrade"
"Confused Russian screaming"
L'Internationale
Comrade was from latin
In french comrade is ( camarade )
A lot of fun facts I see
Yeah pretty much how Russia knows from latin
Everyone on the server:
"Viva la revolution!"
Vive la révolution*
? no
Vive le révolution
Vive le Roy
Imagine not knowing the difference between France and Spain.
“That great evil was THE DAMN FRENCH” Therussianbadger
Ah, you're a man of culture as well
@@Dragnulls true
@@Dragnulls what do you gain by telling people to stop believing what they want in random youtube reply sections on comments that have nothing to do with religion?
@@Dragnulls stfu
9:35 "s'assoid" is the "sit down" part in "he sits down". Telling someone to sit down is "assieds-toi" ou "asseyez-vous"
Assis* would have been better here
a chunk error!
"looks over to 2b2ts massive chunk borders"
yeah... such a bad thing
You're comparing apples and pears. Chunk errors are a glitch. Chunk borders are just a result of a world that has gone through different versions.
3 seconds in and
"The oldest anarchy server"
🤔
what did you expect
4 secs
You're right he should have said it's saturday morning
*insert French revolution joke here*
My man was not FIT for France....
P.S. 2b2france seems to be down. Whe I connect I get:
io.netty.channel.AbstractChannel$AnnotatedConnectException : Connection timed out: no further information
No server statsus. Americans have killed the serv temporarily I think
@@santebastien4603 The server is permanently closed i think
@@CDara. Et merde...
@@santebastien4603
Whe
@@luizfellipe3291 No server StatSUS
*"It's 6 AM and today we're learning about the French Revolution. Did you know Obama was a big part of it?"*
2b2t france when FitMc joins the server: "Intruder alert! Red spy in the base!"
You expect the spy to say the truth
@angel_yt 2 "Intruder alert! Red soldier in the base!"
fixed
Wait this is 2b2t France? I thought it was the first French Revolution. Wait never mind it’s missing the guillotines.
Bof fréro cpas ouf
Bonjour guillotine baguette baguette daft punk oui oui
@@Dragnulls This is a minecraft video.
When he says "Oldest anarchy server", it sound like text to speech for me idk why
When someone says it so much or you hear it that many times. His partner must be pissed @ 3am in his sleep.
SO MUCH THINGS happened on that server. Bedrock and barriers make sense in a way.
I was there, I saw it all. Trust me, if somebody did write down all the events that happened, the story would be SO rich and interesting to check out!
2B2T original server: ah look at that noob let's get him.
Meanwhile on the French server: Fit gives them a white flag.
The french we don't know the meaning of that here
LMAO THE FACT THAT ITS THE ORIGINAL FRENCH FLAG
@@Dragnulls where did this comment come from?? Why did you suddenly start talking about religion out of nowhere?!?? And there is no proof of God existing??? Lmao. A small search and you can see that scientists are divided by that statement. That there is no proof. Pff have a good and a blessed day tho🙏🏾
@@fristlyextras5002 Yes because losing armies raised the winner's flag when they surrender. Ans as such, everybody was surrendering with the french flag
“I never thought clout would be a survival skill, but here we are” 😂😂😂
The oldest baguette anarchy server in Minecraft...
AHAHAH
The oldest baguette in minecraft
This jooks are the most unfunny jokes I ever heard please stop with the baguette fings
Baguette robbery let's go
@@PoyoUws imagine crying for baguette
you rock dude it was sick seeing you play around and visit us, nice video
-antidot
“sassoie clown” fit thinking he nailed it in french I’m dead 😂
That killed me lol
"The guillotine" "risking my neck" Really going after the French Huh
Revolutionary
When Anakoni has OP, they used a command to add themselves to console as operator. Even though he took away /op for everyone, Console still recognized them as OP. i’ve done it on my friends servers before way back when.
"There's no way you could drain this entire oceans with sponges alone"
I find your lack of faith... disturbing
"They've been using these powerful weapons to keep the server peaceful"
Sound like facist gouvernement to me
@@Feu_Ghost *Vichy France Intensifies*
*nuclear armaments intensify*
"Or is that Ridley from Metroid?"
*Another true video game fan*
Fit loves retro games, you can tell from his music choice
@@hydrocity9349 true.
Me: sas wa?
After some times: ok, s'assoit, Indeed
Basically means "to sit".. don't say that to a person cause it won't make any sense.. like instead of yelling at someone "sit!" you are just going to tell them "to sit!".. that wouldn't make any sense wouldn't it?
@@carlcool20 heuu, oui, en effet...
@@shael4866 Bonne journée mec! :D
@@carlcool20 bah écoute, merci, a toi aussi.
I’m quite surprised the most powerful group in the French version of the server is actively trying to keep the peace and establish unspoken rules. I was expecting the French version to be a cesspool
Imagine a Russian anarchy server... that would be pure anarchy
I don’t think so, they would likely be like the French one at least from my experience on Russian servers
Why bother with a Minecraft server when they can just go outside
In soviet russia, 2b2t backdoors you
Communist anarchy
If 2b2t has Kings, Russian 2b2t has Tsars.
My french girlfriend: treat me like a queen
Me: so anyways i pulled the lever...
?
@@m0bz0mb39 its a french revolution joke
woah...
@@edma06 holy shit it is you lol
@@m0bz0mb39 r/woooosh
"Oldest anarchy server" speedrun any%:
0:03
“I never thought clout would be a survival skill”-FitMC
4:10 : he could be revealing our location right now
game chat at the same moment: WE FOUND FIT ( in french)
ON A TROUVÉ FIT ( en anglais )
The amount of times he said “blatantly” is more than the steps I’ve made today.
That moment when you realize that Anakoni's MC Skin is Asuna from the anime Sword Art Online
France is weebland
France basically is weebland
@@marialuisacandelaria5721 this is the second country of anime and manga after japan so yes
@@marialuisacandelaria5721 Ouibland
@@BakedAlaskaTM Oui!
I briefly joined this server once. Almost lost my head.
"sessoi, clown"
yeah so actually it's "assieds-toi" and it isn't even close to a provocation in french but whatevs lol
just realised it's funny that there's "ass" in "sit down"
Thank you that was really pissing me off
Goes onto a French server... Says GuiLLotine and not gu"i"llotine
*American dude has entered 2b2t France chat*
"I never thought 'clout' would be a survival skill, but here we are"
damn Fuze III was one of the first youtubers I watched when I was younger and I totally forgot about him when I deleted my old google account. Funny to remember him through a 2b2t video years later
The way he was saying "comrade" made me think this was a Russian server.
Ahhh yes “On the oldest baguette server in Minecraft”
Ou, en français “le plus ancien serveur de baguettes de Minecraft.”
Also at a time I had more likes than Connor Pugs, That’s Crazy!
Perfect
BAGUETTE
thanks for copying my comment
Yessir
@@Enzi62 oh sorry I didn’t realize you wrote it, on my screen I was the second like.
I originally read it as “joining 2b2t was a mistake”, and have never clicked on a video so fast.
Those guys that give Fit an armour are Men of culture, they even named chestplate "OPPAI"
I'd make a joke about surrendering but I've already given up...
i-
am-
a-
hamburger-
You could have make a joke about surrendering, but 2001 is a bit far away now. maybe next time you can try to at least slightly level up your sense of humor ?
0:06 *memes are becoming a reality*
Welcome to the youngest anarchy server in France
0:09 wait showing the Eiffel tower at night
Me: wait thats illegal
CMtiF probably begins his videos with "the youngest anarchy server in minecraft"
@@Dragnulls shut up bot
@@Dragnulls you are absolutely right
I Would'nt Be Suprised If There Was A 2b2t Afganistan At This Point
Thats real life Afghanistan
The server sadly got nuked
@@alexanderstahn9595 BRUH I-
@@alexanderstahn9595 wait what
How dare you comparing France to Afghanistan
When You Don't Have Any More 2b2t mysteries to solve:
3:53 crouch is a universal sigh of peace. Remember it kids.
As a portuguese we say:
"Vão pó caneco franceses, se voltarem a meter pé em Portugal vão para a guilhotina"
And I think thats beautifull
Olá amigo português, mas e o ouro daqui do Brasil hein???
É piada, nao levem a serio pfv ;-;
A
n é piada n devolve o ouro
2b2t BR-PT, massa
@@danielmendes5682 se eu soubesse onde tava o ouro não achas q eu o usaria xD
O ouro desapareceu mais rápido q D. Sebastião
"S'assois clown" will now be my taunt of choice. It's gramatically wrong but sound so funny.
"Sits down, clown"
En France s’asseoir = sitting down
On dit « Assis clown »
Pour dire sit down clown
"I got food but no way to cook it"
Spawn: *is mostly made of cobblestone*
And before you know, the French anarchy server turns into a totalitarian monarchy ruled by an emperor who is now set up to conquer the whole land.