How 2b2t's "Immortality Machine" was Made

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  • @FitMC
    @FitMC  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8027

    Nothing on this server surprises me anymore. If you want to support the channel, you can try Dashlane Premium for free on your first device: www.dashlane.com/FitMC

  • @Alernategem
    @Alernategem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5870

    2b2t is feeling more and more like one of those advanced civilizations that disappear before the story begins in a fantasy setting

    • @AM-jx3zf
      @AM-jx3zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Imagine all players accounts get suddenly deleted. How you'd feel walking the empty landscape

    • @goldntea8714
      @goldntea8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Aka zelda botw

    • @Kunnoc
      @Kunnoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Just like how the ancients discover thulecite

    • @adn1135
      @adn1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      the story of how Minecraft is made

    • @ariesleo7396
      @ariesleo7396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Enderman

  • @simsim9755
    @simsim9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19047

    Everybody gangsta until the cure of cancer is discovered on 2b2t

    • @Feu_Ghost
      @Feu_Ghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      Ironic

    • @xhbirohx2214
      @xhbirohx2214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      just wait

    • @Rhyton
      @Rhyton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      Everyone still gangsta'

    • @rugved
      @rugved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      lol

    • @leodiusd4858
      @leodiusd4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      They will weaponice it first

  • @Alice-FE
    @Alice-FE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9182

    This server is so old, it's developing it's own unique glitches

  • @kbertret5636
    @kbertret5636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    These guys becoming invincible after standing next to a server destroying machine is one of the most superheroic minecraft story I've ever heard

    • @GunnerSiIva
      @GunnerSiIva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oui c’est vrai

    • @kingpangolin4332
      @kingpangolin4332 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isn't that just The Hulk's origin story?

    • @Fangria
      @Fangria 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@kingpangolin4332 and az from pokemon

  • @isaac_7043
    @isaac_7043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5760

    it’s funny how many big things are found on accident

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Me discovering your mother for the first time

    • @isaac_7043
      @isaac_7043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@nas9229 what

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@nas9229 🇲 🇾 🇦 🇸 🇸

    • @sabersroommate8293
      @sabersroommate8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@nas9229 Me with your dad.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gunpowder

  • @Picked-man
    @Picked-man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4891

    Tries to nuke the server but instead makes them selves immortal: *visible frustration*

  • @TexasRailfan2008
    @TexasRailfan2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11491

    This sounds like Chernobyl but in reverse

    • @eclipse130
      @eclipse130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ?

    • @MoBallin
      @MoBallin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      The Radioactive shit givin peeps *Cancerous Super Powers*

    • @oogaooga0000
      @oogaooga0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      e

    • @simsim9755
      @simsim9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nigeria

    • @opd690
      @opd690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Understandable have a great day.

  • @sylent1
    @sylent1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Fit in 2024:
    How 2b2t found the key to time travel

    • @kraskaska
      @kraskaska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      travel back to the origins

    • @internalbg1218
      @internalbg1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's easy.
      Settings
      Time
      Turn off automatically
      Set the time u want
      e z

    • @Good_Textured_Yellow_Block
      @Good_Textured_Yellow_Block 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@internalbg1218 yeah its so easy im a time traveller myself but im doing it in a diffrent way

    • @lycandusk7263
      @lycandusk7263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Good_Textured_Yellow_Block ez

    • @vinsplayer2634
      @vinsplayer2634 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They backdoor to use /time set

  • @ajrpafishing9426
    @ajrpafishing9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3659

    “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
    Never gets old

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But what if Fit himself gets old?

    • @junjun8855
      @junjun8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@danielawesome36 O H S H I T

    • @hydrophant
      @hydrophant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@danielawesome36 Nope, Fit will be forever the age he is right now. So long as 2b2t is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hydrophant "The youngest and oldest Oldest Anarchy Server Reviewer and Archivist in Minecraft."

    • @Scout-xw1uk
      @Scout-xw1uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this as he said it

  • @aaron6270
    @aaron6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    10:03
    "Even after all these years, this server continues to surprise me."
    Fit in the pinned comment: "Nothing on this server surprises me anymore."

  • @stanz47
    @stanz47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4217

    “Most unlikely place”
    2b2t could literally create a god in Minecraft and nobody would think twice

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      tbh they have done that before

    • @jshtng78
      @jshtng78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      TFW people can obtain World Edit powers in 2b2t and that is still insufficient to be considered a god by the other players of that server.

    • @Aqua_pepon
      @Aqua_pepon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      house master is the God of the 2b2t because he's the admin

    • @gamespace6856
      @gamespace6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually found a way to get into the Pentagons computers from the server at this point

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@gamespace6856 *flashbacks to the hacking of U.S nukes*

  • @justsomeguywithoutalife230
    @justsomeguywithoutalife230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    This immortality machine has thought me that anything is possible, even if it just came from an accident.

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you still watch fit he made a really cool video about ane xploit that led to the downfall of 2bt2 or the old version of it its his newwest video

    • @edythebeast7087
      @edythebeast7087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taught*

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 ปีที่แล้ว

      Penicillin, the first antibiotic invented which saved many lives was invented on accident.

  • @TeeloTheH0neyBee
    @TeeloTheH0neyBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9292

    “Did you discover immortality?”
    “Yes”
    “What did it cost?”
    “2b2t Priority Queue..”

    • @spiderworld384
      @spiderworld384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I saw this comment go from 151 to 153 than I made it 154

    • @TeeloTheH0neyBee
      @TeeloTheH0neyBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@spiderworld384 well that’s new! Thanks!

    • @IRUNASSULT
      @IRUNASSULT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      A small price to pay for salvation

    • @TeeloTheH0neyBee
      @TeeloTheH0neyBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HyacinthusHeretic so guys we did it

    • @spiderworld384
      @spiderworld384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the comment went up in likes while I was asleep

  • @theloneomega574
    @theloneomega574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    A massive, resource-costly, super weapon accidently making its creators immortal by warping reality as they attempt to recreate their results sounds exactly like a sci-fi plot.

    • @georgeb5262
      @georgeb5262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yep, that is what I was thinking about.

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      well welcome to 2b2t

    • @Canukles
      @Canukles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dr. Manhattan'd

    • @koltaire5938
      @koltaire5938 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Warhammer ? God Emperor the the Golden Throne

    • @johncronk8867
      @johncronk8867 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wasn’t this just Pokémon XY?

  • @CHRF-55457
    @CHRF-55457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6975

    Ancient Chinese Inventors: Accidentally creates a weapon of mass destruction while seeking immortality.
    2b2t Inventors: Accidentally creates immortality while seeking a weapon of mass destruction.

  • @marleniespinoza3517
    @marleniespinoza3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Mumbo Jumbo is gonna go crazy if he finds this.

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      so will his pc

    • @jichongan5592
      @jichongan5592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      imma tell rn

    • @natashabroom5013
      @natashabroom5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      true man imagine he can join a server in where he is an admin and try that

    • @liz861701
      @liz861701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh no lol

    • @cavallariraymondi6860
      @cavallariraymondi6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what if he perfections it?

  • @bantot1296
    @bantot1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Cameraman: say cheese
    Everyone: cheese
    Fit: *_The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft_*

  • @Archetype784
    @Archetype784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    “Monk Steve doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you.”

    • @khhdkhbr9196
      @khhdkhbr9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How fun

    • @RidgeVR
      @RidgeVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Monk Steve:

    • @neexy9669
      @neexy9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But you can’t hurt him either

    • @IAmGun.
      @IAmGun. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FIT in real life looks like modern day monk steve, just check the end of the video.

    • @emmlenius4167
      @emmlenius4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you have infinite ki

  • @pgreg8528
    @pgreg8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    Doctors: "we need to find a cure for cancer!!"
    Redstone-Engineers: "what's the magic word?"

  • @sirtangerine1465
    @sirtangerine1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    Mojang: Creates Totems of undying to prevent players dying.
    This dude: *Imagine being able to die in the first place*

    • @cirno9715
      @cirno9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fumo

    • @eetu54
      @eetu54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cirno9715 koishi

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eetu54 satori > koishi

    • @A.Singularity
      @A.Singularity 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@eetu54who's koishi

    • @eetu54
      @eetu54 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@A.Singularity komeiji koishi

  • @krustygaming5887
    @krustygaming5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    these people making anti-aircraft weaponry in a Minecraft server.

    • @garlicapple2244
      @garlicapple2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      this comment is underrated af made me laugh lmao

    • @AsperOkami
      @AsperOkami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I thought the same lmao, a *FRICKIN E.M.P*

    • @krustygaming5887
      @krustygaming5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      next they gonna make surface to air missiles.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@@AsperOkami *Elytra Maiming Pulse.*

    • @Johnof1000Suns
      @Johnof1000Suns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      With its upgrade having the side effect of immortality that one time.

  • @Samtastic-rl8et
    @Samtastic-rl8et 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2502

    "The secret to immortality in minecraft has been discovered". 2b2t casually thousands of years ahead of real world technology. How surprising.

    • @schynobonk
      @schynobonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      k

    • @rambosx6699
      @rambosx6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Samtastic333 42 So it was a smart decision to put all your evolution points on intelligence

    • @betanovaneo4249
      @betanovaneo4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It's not ,usually war and conflicts accelerate advancement of technology(as in redstone for Minecraft)and since 2b2t is in constant conflict it was bound to happen that they accidentally or not discover immortality in Minecraft

    • @raf1827
      @raf1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Okay1 ok

    • @BalancedEarth
      @BalancedEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Minecraft is simple code created by humanity. While real life we gotta deal with 12+ dimensions all running concurrently along with multiple timelines and a limited set of atomic particles by which the fundamental building blocks of reality all running into entropy.

  • @smashfanx7560
    @smashfanx7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    these dudes are gonna recreate society and everyone is gonna be like
    "oh ok"

    • @chaoticGuide
      @chaoticGuide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      joeciety

    • @michellerostata9354
      @michellerostata9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chaoticGuide whats that

    • @martinthedonkeyslayer1407
      @martinthedonkeyslayer1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@michellerostata9354 joe mamaciety

    • @Gnolte
      @Gnolte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1 to 1 real world in minecraft is incoming

    • @kai-in1xt
      @kai-in1xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah right any form of civilisation will quickly be ruined by a few 12 year olds with an unhealthy relationship with swastikas and their parents.

  • @darkproductions8742
    @darkproductions8742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The original size was an entire chunk. This, mixed with plug-ins, meant that the server was trying to load moving blocks in an entire chunk all at once. This would prioritize the loading of the blocks in the chunk rather than the players. (The players there could not be loaded properly, so hit data could not be transferred)

  • @crazyraccoon1064
    @crazyraccoon1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    "The EMP" i like that.

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same, but it also scares me, these guys EMP’ed a server from the inside

    • @blazeyreal7777
      @blazeyreal7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yea its cool name emps are kinda like nukes but fro electronics

    • @SimplyFizz
      @SimplyFizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You wouldn't like it if it happened to you 😹

    • @subpoena.
      @subpoena. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fitting Name for what it did 😂😂

    • @gappy3664
      @gappy3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real shame they didn't use the e for elytra

  • @seth-the-inactive
    @seth-the-inactive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    Fit: **explaining the entire universe of 2b2t**
    Me with my bad internet and on regular queue knowing damn well I’m never getting ingame: *Interesting.*

    • @blanktenshii_9554
      @blanktenshii_9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      it's actually quite boring playing there if you don't entartain yourself by joining a group or setting up personal objectives. minecraft's gameplay loop is completely broken in 2b2t because everything becomes redundant after you find a dupe stash or if there's a dupe exploit available, you'll inevitably find yourself just wandering around the overworld in the only hope of finding something somewhat insteresting

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@blanktenshii_9554 2b2t is greatly exaggerated in his videos

    • @blanktenshii_9554
      @blanktenshii_9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Chuked exactly, he's a great storyteller but actual 2b2t is not the extremely chaotic world he often describes, where every other day there's a new cult or a new strange discovery

    • @oskar5130
      @oskar5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You must be my alt account

    • @sahal6905
      @sahal6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I used to play on 2b2t and I agree it’s quite boring. Even if you build a base it will be alone and other players will probably find it after a few months and destroy it. Travelling takes hours it’s not worth it.

  • @blazemenace1208
    @blazemenace1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9940

    This man could narrate himself drinking water and it would be the most interesting thing ever

    • @0mio0-1
      @0mio0-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      You see a first raise the glass towards my face ...

    • @Johannesolsn
      @Johannesolsn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Underrated comment

    • @nahCmeR
      @nahCmeR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Couldn't do it live though..

    • @eric9erez
      @eric9erez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Almost 100 likes

    • @eric9erez
      @eric9erez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      100 likes!

  • @TheCerealkiller148
    @TheCerealkiller148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "by trying to create a weapon, they accidentally discovered immortality"
    this was an incredible line considering that the reverse happened in real life. Gunpowder was accidentally invented when Chinese monks were trying to create a potion of eternal life.

  • @WAVE0025
    @WAVE0025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    Alright bois, we finally solved the mystery to immortality, it wasn't the fountain of youth, its minecraft redstone

    • @LoliMaster69227
      @LoliMaster69227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Next step on our bucket list: Make death our bltch

    • @khhdkhbr9196
      @khhdkhbr9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LoliMaster69227 community’s

    • @ismailsultan2577
      @ismailsultan2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LoliMaster69227 well as the video said when the machine was turned on people died from fall damage all of a sudden. that was done way earlier bruh

    • @futonschiessverdammnt4798
      @futonschiessverdammnt4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snorting ended with coke, redstone is my fix now

    • @dont3834
      @dont3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont read my Profile Picture :)

  • @mctoasted504
    @mctoasted504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    This felt like a super hero story.

    • @VincentMarcel30
      @VincentMarcel30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not super hero,but History

    • @heehee1423
      @heehee1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@VincentMarcel30 Super hero history

    • @dont3834
      @dont3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont read my Profile Picture :)

    • @jelloclix3393
      @jelloclix3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tru

  • @schwi-0x02
    @schwi-0x02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    this is completely opposite of the time a chinese guys tried to find a way to immortality but accidentally made gunpowder

    • @BellCube
      @BellCube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Instead of making the Elixr, they made one of the most mortal substances of all time. I just realized how ironic this is.

    • @yuxintian7500
      @yuxintian7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *I R O N I C*

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wait... Is _that_ the origin of gunpowder?

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Yup. The Chinese wanted their Emperor to be not-die. They tried doing this by ingesting anything and everything they could get their hands on.
      The guy who snorted the first of the stuff probably had a blast.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@patrickfrost9405 Literally

  • @teriyakijj
    @teriyakijj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    mumbo jumbo: oh i’ve seen this one
    redstoner: what do you mean its brand new

  • @astrabytedotexe
    @astrabytedotexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    "Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!"

  • @aRAf7382
    @aRAf7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    The year 2100: humanity is making a superweapon but instead they discovered immortality

    • @frangory6536
      @frangory6536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fuze

    • @KeroseneZanchu
      @KeroseneZanchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Isn't that just the plot of Pokemon XY?

    • @luggasDeus
      @luggasDeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KeroseneZanchu exactly my thought

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Honestly that’s how most of that shit is created

    • @lisathecookiequeen3320
      @lisathecookiequeen3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E 777 like

  • @runic3063
    @runic3063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    *"Lags server for 6 seconds, basically stopping time?"*
    *you know the rules and so do I*

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      BWWOOOOWWW
      tickticktick tick tick tock

    • @pringlesana
      @pringlesana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      ZA WARUDO

    • @SelfDrivingBagel
      @SelfDrivingBagel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      the world

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      What you can find beyond the powers of creative mode is where you need to go in order to find the modpack.
      What you need is a trustworthy friend. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in political power, fame, diamonds, or quickly spamming shift up against someone, and who chooses the will of Notch before the law of humans.
      Will I, HauseMaster, be able to meet someone like this one day?
      What I also need is the lives of more than 36 humans who have griefed, because those who have griefed harbor a strong power within.
      There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:
      Popbob Castle, Anarchy Server, Baritone Bot, Sharpness 32k, Anarchy Server, Recognised Bedrock, Anarchy Server, Crystal PVP, Incursion, Spawn Queue, Anarchy Server, Crystal PVP, Camping Rusher.
      I'll enscribe these words onto my Sword so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to throw my Sword into lava momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Sword will absorb the souls of the 36 griefers and will give birth to something utterly new.
      Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 words that my trusted friend will utter... My friend will trust me and I will become his "friend".
      Lastly, I need an appropriate location. X axis, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, Z axis 80 degrees, 36 minutes..
      Go there and wait for the new moon....
      That's when The Aether mod will be installed onto 2b2t, *The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft.*

    • @16BitGamerCat
      @16BitGamerCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ZA!!!!!!!
      WARUDO!!!!!!!

  • @Feraligono
    @Feraligono 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "He had had his immortality thrust upon him by an unfortunate accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch, and a pair of rubber bands.
    The precise details of the accident are not important because no one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, and many people have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying."

    • @AdamGołębiewski-v1s
      @AdamGołębiewski-v1s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      -narrator, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

  • @kenjibenji9655
    @kenjibenji9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    Normal people: "Cool"
    Monk: Years of academy training wasted...

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear anh

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dont3834 o h n o

    • @itsjedu8403
      @itsjedu8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *reeeeeeeee*

    • @kenjibenji9655
      @kenjibenji9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@itsjedu8403 *RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @iSyriux
      @iSyriux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't click my channel icon :)

  • @Draglox
    @Draglox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    "2B2T players become Immortal"
    Hausemaster who's admin and was immortal from the start of the server: *Sad Hause Noises*

    • @sammydawg3250
      @sammydawg3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @TimpanKanava
    @TimpanKanava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Weapon turns it's users immortal"
    Sounds like an Elder Scrolls -storyline

    • @sandordugalin8951
      @sandordugalin8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Imagine if a side-effect of the Trinity Test turned the scientists immortal?
      Oh, wait, that's just the plot of Interface by umami.

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As in
      "Reach heaven by violence"
      Or
      The sword Umbra
      Or
      Absorbs 477964375 points of health

    • @Henrex2000
      @Henrex2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Heart of Lorkhan

    • @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
      @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Henrex2000 what is that? Just out of curiosity. :-o

    • @Henrex2000
      @Henrex2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick a very powerful object
      The dwarves attempted to use it to power a super huge mech and make it a god, but it backfired and the whole race vanished.
      3 elves used the tools the dwarves left behind to become living gods, but their whole race was cursed to becom the dark elves

  • @standardman6535
    @standardman6535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:19
    Other TH-camrs: if you hit that button you're amazing and I love you all
    FitMc: you're alright

  • @thenoob2329
    @thenoob2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    "Was the weapon finished?"
    "Yes"
    "Did it work as intended*
    "Yesn't"

  • @baconlord2545
    @baconlord2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    First guy to obtain immortality in minecraft: "Lets jump in the void!"

    • @savanareherman654
      @savanareherman654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What would happen...

    • @kevinc8557
      @kevinc8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@savanareherman654 youd fall, for like a really long time

    • @Puffman728
      @Puffman728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kevinc8557 "a really long time" is an understatement

    • @2amzicholas501
      @2amzicholas501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Puffman728 if you don't have an elytra and enough rockets you can actually trap someone in the void permanently OMG IF 2B2T USED THIS...

    • @FunnySkeleton101
      @FunnySkeleton101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Guy in the void: can you hear that ....
      That is the call of the void

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
    @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Dude right before he talked about the emp disabling elytras I was thinking
    Man it would be cool if someone built a interdictor from starwars but instead of pulling ships out of hyperspace it pulled people out of elytra flight

    • @jBread28
      @jBread28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that would be awesome

    • @peddr.o
      @peddr.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @angzarrpsyco
    @angzarrpsyco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    3:38
    Shoulda gone with "The Elytra Magnetic Pulse" smh xD

    • @AbyssalCat69
      @AbyssalCat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol emp for elytrash nicee

    • @midnightdonutshop
      @midnightdonutshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mark-Wilson what does Elytrash means

    • @midnightdonutshop
      @midnightdonutshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lamda2 it's literally one of the best items in the game, you can move fast af and rockets are so easy to get

    • @midnightdonutshop
      @midnightdonutshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lamda2 yeh ik, i was just saying it to the other guy because i'am stupid and replied to u

  • @Monocleeee
    @Monocleeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Fit “the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft” MC

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    When a ten year old minecraft server finds the key to immortality faster than a society lasting for thousands of years

    • @lorgarspersonalchair
      @lorgarspersonalchair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      tbf a 10 year old minecraft server is equivalent to a 1000 year old society

    • @severeautism5055
      @severeautism5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its because society has laws. 2b2t doesn't, so nothing is stopping us from experimenting.

    • @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122
      @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@severeautism5055 what is 2b2t?

    • @diogabbo3489
      @diogabbo3489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @cantseewhatcantbeseen4485
      @cantseewhatcantbeseen4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@severeautism5055 Imagine if there was a country or closed off society completely dedicated to technological advancement. They would probably all be in million dollar mansions served by advanced robots that do all the work for them...

  • @aidenlor5022
    @aidenlor5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    When humans tried to make the potion of eternal life, they invented explosives. When players intended to cease the actions of all life they attained immortality. Ironic.

  • @mastershifu742
    @mastershifu742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    2b2t players:
    Queen elizabeth and the cameraman: see what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

    • @MowDGrass
      @MowDGrass 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This didn't age well

  • @The_Stumbler
    @The_Stumbler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Probably like scout's hitbox and speed. If he ran fast enough, his hitbox wouldn't align. Upon activation, they may have moved just enough for it to pickup their hitbox and didn't put it back until shutdown.

    • @RealTidalAviation
      @RealTidalAviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nerd

    • @buzzer2231
      @buzzer2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      with bfb*

    • @mariocreeper5760
      @mariocreeper5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ohhh yes acknowledge of tf2 yesssssssssssssssssss

    • @mariocreeper5760
      @mariocreeper5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RealTidalAviation shut shut up

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Aaro349 do you have a proposal? Haven't seen any other comments suggesting an reason other then the old code, which could be due to newer clients probably accidentally screwing with a server, though that was about chunks being reformatted to a newer version. I haven't seen any other legitimate reason.

  • @bapple2
    @bapple2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "We can't always be invincible while we are browsing the internet." That was somehow the smoothest and unprofessional gateway into a sponsorship ad.

    • @bread6947
      @bread6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i’m the 69th like

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m the person responsible for 12 war crimes in yugoslavia

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 Are you friends with a one Niko Belic?

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@superdays7933 maybe

    • @bapple2
      @bapple2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 i'm the person who helped cause the propaganda in order to help Meitermarkiano make the citizens turn on the government in order to cause the war crimes with Meitermarkiano

  • @abrieldelarosa8671
    @abrieldelarosa8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I’m starting to believe 2b2t is the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft, Just a Hunch but there’s a feeling
    If any of y’all are musicians on here follow me on insta: abriel_delarosa or why not

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same, i wonder why

    • @electriccereal1551
      @electriccereal1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Minecraft its self is the oldest anarchy

    • @PerfectSenseTV
      @PerfectSenseTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@electriccereal1551 *Oh yeah, this is big brain time.*

    • @JordanCreaser29
      @JordanCreaser29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No way you’re that stupid. Obviously MINECRAFT is the oldest anarchy server

    • @JordanCreaser29
      @JordanCreaser29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh frick someone already did that-

  • @liamassassingaming922
    @liamassassingaming922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    One potential explanation is the servers already low tps was pushed so far that the ram and or memory was over flowed causing certain functions that weren't used recently was dropped, aka the collider. The possible reason for it not working at the fight club was that in that chunk the collider function was being called over and over causing it to be at the top of priority rather than close to the bottom like the first time due to the fact the players hadn't been recently in combat causing the player collides to be in last priority or being dropped. The reason for this being the case is that the server is designed to give you the best possible playing experience, this is the reason the players closest to the machine where the only players affected with the no collide glitch.

    • @vinsplayer2634
      @vinsplayer2634 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That must be the actual explanation.

    • @teilanittv
      @teilanittv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know this old but this is what I thought might be happening too. The immortality aspect is simple to look at, but the invisibility is something completely different. Judging by the video that was an effect being applied to the player, as there were invis potion particles around them. That speaks of a more critical error than a simple TPS drop but probably driven by very specific circumstances at the time.

  • @Rycidex
    @Rycidex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    "Most unlikely place: the oldest anarchy server in minecraft". Bruh thats the most likely place

  • @delinep7286
    @delinep7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    “Immortality has been discovered, and the best part? It was on ACCIDENT!”
    Doesn’t surprise me.

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Next: how 2b2t created donald trump AI in minecraft

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is it that revolutionary discoveries are almost always an accident.

  • @trunkit8749
    @trunkit8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Take a drink every time he says “oldest anarchy server in Minecraft” and you’ll be dead by 30s in

  • @Filipgust
    @Filipgust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i made an easy redstone machine for over 3 years ago that made me immortal on co-op, for the player (me) to become invincible i had to stand in the machine, another player had to activate the machine for me to become both invisible and immortal but i for some reason took damage as soon as he punched the air. no other person in the server could hurt and see me and i could only die from the person activating the machine and from the void. (the edit of this text is just my extremely bad english from december 2022 getting fixed so you guys can understand a little better what the machine did and the side effects from it)

  • @homero33
    @homero33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Imagine this in a hardcore world

    • @preetivyas7959
      @preetivyas7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The server would be dead till now

    • @bubbletea6255
      @bubbletea6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he is talking about the mechanic

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both

  • @gamerstrice4731
    @gamerstrice4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    0:06
    "Most unlikely place"
    Didn't people there literally use chinese database leak to get backdoor access to the server or smth?

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ronald Zhao Second this!

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah bruh, 2B2T is so scuffed it’s insane

    • @bonelesspizza6642
      @bonelesspizza6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there is a whole video on this but in short someone bought haustmasters data on the black maket and gavethem self admin permistions he was i tristan i blevee

    • @carlll_
      @carlll_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bonelesspizza6642 not the full story

    • @alshamsi_1232
      @alshamsi_1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carlll_ well he said in short

  • @theorigami3685
    @theorigami3685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Thats how the dwarves disappeared in skyrim

  • @madmatts4754
    @madmatts4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "Hey here's something that you should have build, a non-dying machine." - The Scout
    Engineer: Hold my sentrys

    • @JapriAjmi718
      @JapriAjmi718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Queen Elizabeth: you need a machine?

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ironically the engineer's dad actually did made an immortality machine for the two Mann brothers. They go over that in the comics :)

    • @HighSchoolHacks1
      @HighSchoolHacks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taintedmyth0s636 dunno why red and blu needed an entire chair when grey and the voice had either a watch or a backpack

    • @thatwindowsxpfan1234
      @thatwindowsxpfan1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JapriAjmi718 Well that aged poorly

    • @neopoloniae
      @neopoloniae ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@HighSchoolHacks1he told the joke before the events

  • @drdoofus3173
    @drdoofus3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    The secret to immortality is never logging on. I personally use this one a lot.

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      To rephrase: "The secret to immortality is to not be born in the first place."

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@randallmokjialung3592 I mean, the math checks out

    • @gackthezyborg
      @gackthezyborg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, so do I as a bedrock player

    • @siru47
      @siru47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gackthezyborg why get bedrock then? Your version doesn’t matter as long as your having fun

    • @DidiTheCoolio
      @DidiTheCoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aureolus he meant he cant get on 2b2t on becrock i think

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    This feels like the backstory to an anime villain.

  • @thelastson420
    @thelastson420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love these, they're like history lessons in Minecraft. Tales of griefing, revenge, war and strange video game phenomena.

  • @sovietkanna5412
    @sovietkanna5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I actually encountered this strange phenomenon with my friends a few weeks ago while playing hardcore 1.12.2 through aternos. It was lagging so much that we always stayed in place and most of us kept getting disconnected but one person did not for some reason. I don't know why or how but he was able to move around and when the lagged disappeared nobody could see or hit him. We found his hit box in his base where he was first at when he was trying to move by accident when trying to open a chest and it felt like he somehow walked out of it.

    • @acidgaming1052
      @acidgaming1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow

    • @cold5630
      @cold5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So the hitbox was frozen?

    • @thefox7938
      @thefox7938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive had a similar thing happen

    • @thefox7938
      @thefox7938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It just strait up lagged all of us *BUT* me

    • @edit3891
      @edit3891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So it turned him into a lich with his static hit box being his phylactery?

  • @tetronym4549
    @tetronym4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "And it was found in the most unlikely place... The OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT."
    Uh, I'm pretty sure that's the only place this COULD happen...

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah sci-craft would be my first guess to.

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By the way would it be possible to have a client forcefully mark you as an ally/friend so that you woun't be killaurad by people that filter who they kill.
      I have very little knowledge of how clients acctually work, and haven't even been playing anarchy for a while, just curious.

  • @graymanwithnoarms2702
    @graymanwithnoarms2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Playerr:
    Becomes inmortal
    The admin:
    Finally a worthy challenge

  • @conkcreatbb
    @conkcreatbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This feels like some National Geographic at 2 am kinda stuff

  • @thunderchungus9971
    @thunderchungus9971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    "discovered on accident"
    hey just like me!!

  • @houraisanproductions5879
    @houraisanproductions5879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    "The server stopped for 6 seconds"
    So this machine is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?

    • @m4obotgaming557
      @m4obotgaming557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *Dio will be summoned soon*

    • @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820
      @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      as you turn on the machine you will hear a clovk fart and you freaze in place as the demons hiding in stoped time overflowed the sever only hunting those who has elytras

    • @JeremymNa
      @JeremymNa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is Star Platinum ?

    • @redsusoverparadise2700
      @redsusoverparadise2700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Th3_ Ph4nt0m Nah, after Part 6 he will.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DIO would like to know your position

  • @ItzMoonPC
    @ItzMoonPC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love how people who play on 2b2t are so smart. The oldest anarchy server and so much creativity. Its amazing.

  • @autiboy08
    @autiboy08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fit: The secret to immortality has been discovered!
    Me: *Uses Creative Mode*

    • @tgkisnotreal
      @tgkisnotreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruhhh

    • @denizchenal8092
      @denizchenal8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u are still not immortal theres still some ways to kill someone in creative mode

    • @potatoman7945
      @potatoman7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@denizchenal8092 "u are still not immortal theres still some ways to kill someone in creative mode" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @crustypotatochip8584
    @crustypotatochip8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Fit’s voice is actually insane, makes Minecraft stories sound like a documentary 😂

    • @breadman7579
      @breadman7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is him lol

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It really is a documentary though

  • @RecklissAirsoft
    @RecklissAirsoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Fit: THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER ON MINECRAFT
    Me: Ah shit, here we go again...

  • @joec6108
    @joec6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    It feels like it’s related to the boat immortality trick. Their hitbox is somewhere else while they can walk around freely

    • @Hscaper
      @Hscaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If their hit box has moved, do you know if it effects them moving through the world? Their floating hit box encounters a block while the player doesnt, does it cause the player to stop unless they make their hit box jump?

    • @joec6108
      @joec6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Hscaper no the game just thinks your hitbox is somewhere else and you can still do whatever. placing blocks however only shows up for you

    • @justanub4697
      @justanub4697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So it's like your soul is stored somewhere. While you travel anywhere that's your body. But you couldn't be killed?

    • @litchlynn2560
      @litchlynn2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hscaper hitboxes don't have colliders

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But blocks did show up for other players and movement was observed from other perspectives.
      It might be rooted in the boat glitch, but one of the plugins is keeping the players on the server and showing their movement to others (hause most likely patched this because he realized)

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This shit is like when the Tribunal activated the heart of Lorkhan to become gods. Dudes were just standing in the right place at the right time when they machine activated and they were made immortal.

  • @armandomendoza7371
    @armandomendoza7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    2b2t discoveries in a nutshell: "It was an accident"

  • @Drag0nizerPixelArt
    @Drag0nizerPixelArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Random Friend: "Come, I will show you the secret to immortality"
    Me: "Uhh... Okay, but where is it?"
    Random Friend: "The oldest an-"
    Me: *dies*

    • @cubesolver2564
      @cubesolver2564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Drag0nizer was slain by 2b2t's Great Spawn Wall*

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Drag0nizer drowned while trying to escape from Great Spawn Ocean*

    • @SpaceIsAwesome035
      @SpaceIsAwesome035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      -archy server in minecraft

    • @shootermcgee
      @shootermcgee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait you’re friends with fitmc

    • @Drag0nizerPixelArt
      @Drag0nizerPixelArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shootermcgee Lol, who knows, maybe

  • @WillemLawyer
    @WillemLawyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Fit: "Immortality was found in the most unlikely place: the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
    Me: Well if anyone was gonna break it like that, it would be these guys.

  • @Ph4ntomize
    @Ph4ntomize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The builder: Becomes invincible
    House Master: *Imma end this man's whole career*

  • @MariusBoss11458
    @MariusBoss11458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Bald Steve doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Bald Steve:

    • @zyxkon8235
      @zyxkon8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      buddha steve

    • @FailBanana98
      @FailBanana98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's just Fit in a monk suit

    • @brownthingyidk6494
      @brownthingyidk6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He traded his hair for power

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FailBanana98 LOL! I like how this blew up immediately and it's barely been an hour.

    • @imature5070
      @imature5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      where is the funny

  • @nobodyeverinhistory
    @nobodyeverinhistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    The duality of man:
    FitMC in video: "... this server continues to surprise me" (10:04)
    FitMC in comments: "Nothing on this server surprises me anymore."

  • @poisonpotato9116
    @poisonpotato9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Next:
    How 2b2t Accidently Discovered a new Dimension

    • @totallynotzokix11_mc21
      @totallynotzokix11_mc21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      How 2b2t accidentally created a whole new version of Minecraft while trying to build a nuke

    • @cometaHavoc
      @cometaHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm I mean the end got turned into the souper end so yeah

    • @kingpaddy9009
      @kingpaddy9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Ridiculous! It's perfectly safe! We are about to bear witness to the birth of a universe. Once, only a god could perform such a miracle. But today, mankind moves one step closer to the divine!"

    • @poisonpotato9116
      @poisonpotato9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingpaddy9009 | We will watch your watching with great intrest

    • @lofigalaxy1272
      @lofigalaxy1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oopsy poopsy

  • @agentblackbird9435
    @agentblackbird9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I always wonder why I watch this channel, and I think I know why. It explores a lot into Minecraft’s mechanics and properties, as well as how people take this game too seriously and end up doing very questionable things, making me wonder about their psychology.

  • @man-qx2lx
    @man-qx2lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    "there are no accidents"
    Master Oogway-

  • @eroth1008
    @eroth1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    Dashlane: Now, instead of many passwords, hackers only need to access one!

    • @taniksmlgsniper7178
      @taniksmlgsniper7178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Passwords are near impossible to decrypt, as they are stored in hashes. Brute force attacks take too long, so it isnt much of an issue.

    • @sni3510
      @sni3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@taniksmlgsniper7178 still dumb when you can use an unhackable piece of paper

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@sni3510 good point but dont lose the paper

    • @Spyglasser
      @Spyglasser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It's certainly better than using the same password everywhere, which a lot of people are still doing.

    • @jk_bullet
      @jk_bullet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      pineapple pizza
      Edit:
      Why do people like pineapple pizza? Such a bottom tier pizza topping...

  • @axscarf
    @axscarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Mumbo Jumbo after he sees this Video: *laughs in immortality*

    • @thfreakinacage
      @thfreakinacage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sick

    • @oskar5130
      @oskar5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s his time
      Hermitcraft will never be the same

    • @thegreenwolf8838
      @thegreenwolf8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@oskar5130 He will be mayor, and nobody can stop him, not even Walmart Door Thanos

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thegreenwolf8838 BAHAHAHA Walmart door Thanos

    • @Djungelskog69
      @Djungelskog69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laughs In 10,000,000 X 10,000,000 witch farm.

  • @Mayordomo32
    @Mayordomo32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I’m sure we can discover the secret

  • @enemy8497
    @enemy8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    “In some cases, it players just died in midair from nonexistent fall damage”
    Bedrock edition players:
    _First time?_

    • @jakegaming5116
      @jakegaming5116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Creeper jack delham craft how u do dat

    • @Vegtalix
      @Vegtalix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakegaming5116 *hi*

    • @prismic_
      @prismic_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakegaming5116 _i dont really know. probably a glitch_

    • @bonaaq86
      @bonaaq86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      _what do you mean?_

    • @Zombo2112
      @Zombo2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Java master race

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "How 2b2t's 'Immortality Machine' was Made"
    *Queen Elizabeth had never seen such non-sense before.*

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queen Elizabeth: *thats cute*

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Electro_blob 2 I hate myself for understanding you perfectly and effortlessly.

  • @CentauriGamerz
    @CentauriGamerz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    So basically the opposite of gunpowder:
    People trying to make the potion of immortality accidentally ended up with the staple of modern weapons.

  • @sird135
    @sird135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I'm a writer. I've decided to make this as an inspiration for my next book. Damn, this is awesome.
    Book: "Divine Trinity Quest: Into the Server's Edge" in Webnovel

    • @howdoyoudo5949
      @howdoyoudo5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A machine meant to kill becomes a force of life is pretty awesome.

    • @ceyda7156
      @ceyda7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep us updated, I would love to read it

    • @Hamza_2434
      @Hamza_2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hows it going

    • @Ekk6690
      @Ekk6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it done?

    • @miketyson6776
      @miketyson6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fit is gona sue u

  • @aihara2799
    @aihara2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Hausemaster: *"i'm gonna destroy this man's whole career"*

  • @Evinti
    @Evinti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    When I saw that AntVenom was there I was like
    "So Ant is now in one of Fit's videos then"

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timestamp?

    • @Evinti
      @Evinti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@grain2247 5:51 also grian is now grain XD

    • @jaivantwoo2491
      @jaivantwoo2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @ladvargleinad7566
      @ladvargleinad7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Evinti It is fake.

    • @Evinti
      @Evinti 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaivantwoo2491 and now u have found it

  • @noobo569
    @noobo569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "in the most unlikely place" lets be honest here, players are crazy enough to create entire machines dedicated to chaos and destruction. Of course somebody would find a way to be actually immortal

  • @MrAnt-sf2sk
    @MrAnt-sf2sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “The most unlikely place...”
    Bro this is the most unlikely to NOT discover it

  • @justaperson242
    @justaperson242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    First time going 10 seconds without saying " oldest anarchy server in Minecraft " proud of you fit

  • @dino.dino.
    @dino.dino. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "The secret to immorality was found."
    creative mode: *am i a joke to you?*

    • @oblivi8games808
      @oblivi8games808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ah yes. The secret to immorality is not having morals. Not sure what the secret to immortality is though

    • @thatfemboyinyourbackyard7363
      @thatfemboyinyourbackyard7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@oblivi8games808 the secret is to not have mortals

    • @oblivi8games808
      @oblivi8games808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatfemboyinyourbackyard7363 genius

    • @Gnolte
      @Gnolte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Specyator mod i am a joke for you?

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Creative mode is cheating,

  • @hello_541
    @hello_541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Him: *talks about 2b2t*
    Also him: *uses bedrock edition death screen*
    edit: 666 likes. *this comment is cursed*

    • @crumbbs9087
      @crumbbs9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @martinianagbi6129
      @martinianagbi6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dont3834 Ok.

    • @128bot
      @128bot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dont3834 Ok.

    • @saltybread7500
      @saltybread7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crumbbs9087 Ok.

    • @sergiwedge452
      @sergiwedge452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crumbbs9087 Ok.

  • @timtaxevasion
    @timtaxevasion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    tbh i wasnt suprised once i heard the words: "The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"