That Time Mattel Accidentally Made Ken Gay (My Big Spiky Dinosaur)

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  • @never_null
    @never_null 2 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    it's kinda funny to me how he puts the b before g in lgbtq+

    • @FactFiend
      @FactFiend  2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      I’m trying my best.

    • @never_null
      @never_null 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@FactFiend and you're still doing great :)

    • @thetwomind5912
      @thetwomind5912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@FactFiend and we appreciate that.

    • @Where_is_Waldo
      @Where_is_Waldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, isn't it a grand touring event?

    • @Vizible21
      @Vizible21 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@FactFiendwhy would you wear a shirt with green color on it, knowing too well you're going to use a green screen???

  • @simonwest9450
    @simonwest9450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7792

    "Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?"
    "Because Ken came in another box"

    • @stellaris1873
      @stellaris1873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Simon West There is one

    • @autumnfranklin6790
      @autumnfranklin6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I owned one!

    • @leopardnosepaws
      @leopardnosepaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Not really a r/woosh here. Pregnant Barbie isn't common knowledge

    • @Daeneiracorn
      @Daeneiracorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Joke is invalid. There is a pregnant barbie doll xD

    • @autumnfranklin6790
      @autumnfranklin6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Daeneira Boivin I got my doll for a dollar at a garage sale, they don’t actually sell them anymore, but yes. It was marketed as Barbie’s friend Midge, and she was painted with a ring on her finger

  • @BooDoug187
    @BooDoug187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    I bet what really happened was some closeted gay man at Mattel was about to leave the company and he decided to see how far he could get away with making a gay Ken.

    • @onarionaa8359
      @onarionaa8359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      brilliant. i hope this was it. "yeah, you see this alllll over raves, clubs, MTV. Madonna's back-up dancers even wear these awesome necklaces. it actually symbolizes their love for Jesus." *snickers quietly*

    • @angelaphsiao
      @angelaphsiao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      That guy would deserve an award

  • @tired_tyro
    @tired_tyro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6125

    I didn’t have any male dolls so my Barbies were lesbians, although ten year old me didn’t know that homophobia existed and never understood why my parents didn’t like when my barbies kissed.

    • @superstarquins
      @superstarquins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +817

      I had a couple Barbies, and they were lesbians, and I had loads of Ken dolls, and they were all in gay relationships. And the guys wore dresses, and the girls would wear masculine clothes.

    • @jessedrawsstuff1402
      @jessedrawsstuff1402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      thank you for awakening the memories of doing this that i completely forgot about

    • @finnorph
      @finnorph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      I did that too with my poly pockets and my little brother made his Batman and Joker kiss

    • @onemariobro
      @onemariobro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Peony Tea considering some of the versions of the joker actually “need” Batman I feel that’s fitting

    • @LesbiansMarie
      @LesbiansMarie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Yeah same. My parents are homophobic though. I think having a gay doll would great influences to kids, they’ll see nothing wrong with gay men and women and accept them as normal.
      You guys know Lelo and Stich and how Pleakley cross dresses? I used to watch Lelo and Stich all the time, and I see nothing wrong with cross dressers. See? Great thing to be exposed to, I don’t cross dress but I say it’s completely normal.

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8693

    My own headcanon is that Ken is straight, but incredibly clueless. He just saw a bunch of cool people at a party having fun and wearing awesome clothes and decided to join without realizing the context of the situation.
    Then he goes on and on about how fun it is to finally hang out with the guys, and even though he loves barbie, it's nice to get away from her for awhile and just have a guy's night out, and the poor dudes around him are just confused about the weird mixed signals they're getting from him.

    • @justprocrastinating5007
      @justprocrastinating5007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +988

      I... I love that headcanon

    • @probablyjustamagpie5357
      @probablyjustamagpie5357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      I love this

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      this is an amazing headcanon I support it

    • @Crimsongun25
      @Crimsongun25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Lmao that's the same headcannon I had for Ken

    • @rysander
      @rysander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      That’s how my fashion sense evolved.

  • @imperfectapollo45
    @imperfectapollo45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6399

    Fun fact. Apparently, the position of the ring means that Ken is actually a bottom.

    • @hazenoki628
      @hazenoki628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

      Well. without a penis you don't really have much of a choice.

    • @magicalpotatoeforces
      @magicalpotatoeforces 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      haze no ki lol!

    • @1-1-5-2
      @1-1-5-2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      we been knew

    • @montyb969
      @montyb969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      Imperfect Apollo are we supposed to be surprised???

    • @onarionaa8359
      @onarionaa8359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      *William Belli voice* that. boy. is. a. BOTTOOOOOOOM

  • @aaronmoreton
    @aaronmoreton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    My wife told me about this. She flat out said "I would have totally bought it too! Look at it. He actually does look cooler. The oops gay bit is just a bonus."

  • @hederabennett8521
    @hederabennett8521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4250

    So not only is Ken gay, he's a rare gay?

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      He's Mew from the original pokemon of Dolls. The rarity consumes you.

    • @stardustsonic_
      @stardustsonic_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@oH_._ yes

    • @8bitbarbie163
      @8bitbarbie163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      hes a limited edition gay

    • @evaunit2553
      @evaunit2553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Abrilla 2 M
      I don’t know man, seems kinda gay to me.

    • @8bitbarbie163
      @8bitbarbie163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Abrilla 2 M mhm suuuuuuure

  • @GoddoDoggo
    @GoddoDoggo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    My Ken doll was actually gay with my Red Power Ranger (this was before anyone had explained gay relationships to me in the '90s, I legit thought that I'd invented a new type of romance).
    My Barbie's boyfriend was a Gundam that my brother gave me, it was fucking rad.

    • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
      @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Can I be your Barbie

    • @gamzee3610
      @gamzee3610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      No gays didn't exist until you invented them

    • @Hayden_Cat
      @Hayden_Cat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Calvin Pope yeah

    • @kasakro9829
      @kasakro9829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      no no thats where youre wrong you truly bestowed a gift upon us, created a new romance and presented gay to us thank you our lord and saviour

    • @poppyb7720
      @poppyb7720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      can I just be your friend 😂 I actually love you like omg

  • @emsterachu
    @emsterachu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    My parents never bought me any male dolls as a kid, thinking id use them for inappropriate stuff like gasp *kissing?!* so all my dolls ended up being big lesbians and oops so did i

    • @JB6GD684
      @JB6GD684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I’m beginning to see a trend in all of these comments

    • @cefrinaldi8060
      @cefrinaldi8060 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Happen to me. Played with power ranger and some knock off military dude toys. All grown up and i love seeing sweaty muscluar men.

    • @PansyPops
      @PansyPops ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I played with my friend’s boy and girl dolls as a kid, now grown up me loves both. There is definitely a pattern here somewhere.

    • @Miracle12348
      @Miracle12348 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just took one of my Barbies and cut her hair off.

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @skrittle555
    @skrittle555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    mattel really expects me to believe that little 5-year-old girls came up with the idea for a lavender mesh shirt? ok.... sure.... lol

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Little girls love lavender too!

    • @GodzillasaurusJr
      @GodzillasaurusJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's true, and it worked very well for Lego!

    • @Feytouched.Locket
      @Feytouched.Locket 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Maybe the little girl had a gay raver brother :P

    • @themikatoon
      @themikatoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a cock ring necklace

    • @cefrinaldi8060
      @cefrinaldi8060 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, little girl do love soft color like lavender and their clothes do have a lot of mesh, also they dont understand about gendered clothing that adult enforced.

  • @theasinclaire52
    @theasinclaire52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    My Barbie married Optimus Prime and they were very happy together.

    • @berrytsai
      @berrytsai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      my barbie married yoda-

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@berrytsai That's a woman of culture right there.

    • @jamielou9226
      @jamielou9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@berrytsai I spit out my food in surprise but I approve

    • @DianaHernandez-jf5zo
      @DianaHernandez-jf5zo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      My Barbie married John cena 😂

    • @ddodoib3620
      @ddodoib3620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mine was killed by the monster high girls because they were cooler

  • @shelbycreed
    @shelbycreed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    The best thing about it is that the placement of his “necklace”indicated he’s a bottom

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Shelby Creed the stereotype fits how he looks, too.

    • @jasonshirrillmusic
      @jasonshirrillmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hell yeah

    • @shykid8408
      @shykid8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Power bottom

    • @nekoqueen5524
      @nekoqueen5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How did tops position it?

    • @trumpeterjen
      @trumpeterjen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      From what I've read, the ring that indicates his position is actually the one attached to his vest. It'd be on the other side if he were a top.

  • @qwinlyn
    @qwinlyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2963

    I had this Ken as a kid. Damn am I disappointed I donated him years ago.

    • @___jisoochrist
      @___jisoochrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Could've had alot of money if you sold it aswell.

    • @qwinlyn
      @qwinlyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Nah, I actually played with my toys so he wasn’t in good condition.

    • @___jisoochrist
      @___jisoochrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@qwinlyn 😂😂😂

    • @panigbrowardcollege
      @panigbrowardcollege 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I drew all over my Barbie dolls. Their faces EVERYWHERE

    • @alimery07
      @alimery07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you a boy who plays whit Barbie dolls

  • @gracekiernan7790
    @gracekiernan7790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    I find it hilarious how Mattel forgot they broke Barbie and ken up in the 2000s and have Barbie a way cooler Aussie surfer boyfriend

    • @ihaventgrownaspine9994
      @ihaventgrownaspine9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I remember freaking out learning that as a kid. I was heavily confused, if this was a big joke and why are they still dating.

    • @sdolli616
      @sdolli616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Random Girl I also heard they’re related, but I don’t know if that’s real

    • @strawberry_cosmosss
      @strawberry_cosmosss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@sdolli616 i think the creator of barbie named barbie and ken after her 2 kids

    • @Yam-jt3vw
      @Yam-jt3vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      we stan Ken and wholesome masculinity

    • @rachelg9873
      @rachelg9873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@strawberry_cosmosss ..... and they're bf/gf? That took a creepy turn.

  • @katelynsinkovec4406
    @katelynsinkovec4406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Everyone’s talking about how they had lesbian Barbies but I had one Barbie who was a single mother with two daughters and they all owned a horse farm.. it was great

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This here is so fucking adorable :-)

    • @cuntoftheweek
      @cuntoftheweek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Your Barbie’s are out living their best lives.

    • @PKMNResearcherSkyler
      @PKMNResearcherSkyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was exactly me and my sister. Except it was Bratz Dolls

    • @mew2wand447
      @mew2wand447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My sister had 3 Barbie dolls and one Barbie dog and I used the dog so 3 Barbie sisters and a dog

    • @mew2wand447
      @mew2wand447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finishing on mine my grandma got me a max steel and ninja turtle toys so the dog transformed into max steel and teamed up with the ninja turtles and saved Barbie

  • @galaxygal1210
    @galaxygal1210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3054

    If they made ken gay officially im pretty sure ken would get a huge surge in popularity

    • @thegamingdoggo9519
      @thegamingdoggo9519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      And a lot of rule 34

    • @riza3165
      @riza3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      And many yaoi fangirls (they’re disgusting)

    • @Weather-more
      @Weather-more 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@riza3165 Yes they are.

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Erza Sakurashi
      Oh definitely
      But they have buying power and from a business standpoint its actually a great idea

    • @frenchbreadlolitacharlotte351
      @frenchbreadlolitacharlotte351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not in Iran.

  • @mtsilverpeak
    @mtsilverpeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5570

    what do you mean accidentally... *stops pouring wine*

    • @ink4046
      @ink4046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      *DAMN* WHAT’S THAT A REFERENCE TO

    • @scribblemeeps
      @scribblemeeps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was this a reference to r/noahgettheboat ?

    • @scribblemeeps
      @scribblemeeps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If it’s a different reference, I’m sorry, that was just the last thing I could think

    • @broskijoeski127
      @broskijoeski127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice profile picture I love Ranma!

    • @i_forgot_my_lunch7362
      @i_forgot_my_lunch7362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *jazz music stops*

  • @shiningdreamsGOGO
    @shiningdreamsGOGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    To be honest I never felt Ken had his own character when I was a kid. He has always just been Barbie's sidekick, just in the background to fill the BF role.
    I guess that's why so many people here (including me) are sharing instances in their childhood having Barbie date other toy characters (who DO have their own personality).
    I guess Ken as a single just seem boring, without Barbie, Ken is nothing (sad but true lol).

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      shiningdreamsGOGO
      I don’t understand that logic lol “he’ll turn gay if he likes playing with a miniature woman”
      Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Lolol

    • @shatterflowerdemon2953
      @shatterflowerdemon2953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Someone gave me a ken and I left him in a box and made Barbie exclusively into Frankie stein and the black haired chick from the online series.

    • @lillyflower3415
      @lillyflower3415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I didn't have Barbie's but my best friend did. We put her Ken doll in a shoe box and had all the other Barbies fold a funeral for him before shoving him under her bed for several years. Our barbies were always either lesbians, single, or girls who had boyfriends that went to a different School lol

    • @lavenderbakery4184
      @lavenderbakery4184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i like the new barbie vlogs. ken has a personality in those.

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Barbie has all these cool jobs and hobbies and Ken just boyfriend man

  • @princecolby673
    @princecolby673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2362

    Idk about y'all saying "well my babies dated ____" don't lie to me you know damn well your barbies were being sacrificed and decapitated

    • @xtrashocking
      @xtrashocking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      yea I sacrificed mine to satan

    • @tei4724
      @tei4724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I never... Played with my dolls like that... I just dressed them up and tried to make clothes... D;

    • @cereal__clorox1788
      @cereal__clorox1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I cut my barbie's legs and arms off

    • @crystal-ho7ov
      @crystal-ho7ov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That was my baby dolls my Barbie's were lesbian

    • @Sailormoonwoot
      @Sailormoonwoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      i had a fucking strip club cuz i saw my dad playing gta

  • @KristinM2288
    @KristinM2288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    “You put Ken next to Action Man and that’s basically you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.”

    • @jamesogletree4001
      @jamesogletree4001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Action Man was the shit xD

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn’t Action Man the foreign version of GI Joe?

    • @johanbergman311
      @johanbergman311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5Rounds Rapid Foreign to who?

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +5Rounds Rapid Correct. As they couldnt call him GI Joe, and definitely not A Real American Hero, he was simply "Action Man" in the UK. His file card was changed to (I think) SAS from RA and his name and vitals altered. The character has since evolved down a different path than GI Joe and they are basically the toy equivalent of two species with a common ancestor at this point.
      And yes, as he is an American soldier and Mattel is an American Company, Action Man is indeed the foreign release.

  • @DinosaurNick
    @DinosaurNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    Mattel: He's straight
    Fact Fiend: He's gay
    Me: So he's bi then

    • @lawr8585
      @lawr8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      or maybe he's pan

    • @microwavedcorn5556
      @microwavedcorn5556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      HELL YEAH BI RIGHTS

    • @RheRheSmily
      @RheRheSmily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Genevieve If Bi isn't real then what is it when a person is is attracted to both male and female genders? 🤔😕

    • @Matt-ik2uq
      @Matt-ik2uq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Alita Hargrove pansexuality is about being attracted to people without caring about their gender identity. Also the difference between bi and pan people is that bi people have a preference wether it be 25% this and 75% that, or even 50/50. Pan people are just attracted to whoever they are attracted to regardless of preference. They aren’t the same thing, but they fall in a similar category.

    • @Matt-ik2uq
      @Matt-ik2uq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alita Hargrove it’s not a matter about being attracted to just masculine/feminine bodies. yes people do have masculine/feminine bodies, but a pan person is attracted to someone and they find whatever body they have attractive regardless of gender. And like I said bi people have a preference, and pan people do not.

  • @SaturnStatic
    @SaturnStatic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    Lmao when I played with barbies they'd always just murder Ken

    • @ignoreeverythingonthischan3147
      @ignoreeverythingonthischan3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He had it coming, he had it coming, he had it coming all along.

    • @ekulipse1133
      @ekulipse1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gianna’s wonderful world - vlogs and games if you had been there, if you had seen it, i bet you would have done the same!

    • @brunobucciarati7195
      @brunobucciarati7195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I had a ken doll and he raped my barbie dolls. I was a weird kid

    • @peachymunmagenta
      @peachymunmagenta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nebel Foxy THE DUCK?

    • @kokichiouma9406
      @kokichiouma9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m wheezing i-

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3072

    My solution: Make ken gay, introduce two new male dolls one boyfriend to ken and a new more... uh... cool boyfriend for Barbie. (As a doll collector- we need more male dolls)

    • @vickieglore2390
      @vickieglore2390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      MiotaLee yeah we do need more male dolls there aren't alot.

    • @UDontTakeMeSeriously
      @UDontTakeMeSeriously 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Giver her boyfriend many tattoos. So many tattoos

    • @LeharcBlueHeart
      @LeharcBlueHeart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      MiotaLee, that's a perfect idea. They should make one of the new dudes have facial hair. That would be cool.

    • @formlesscorvid5336
      @formlesscorvid5336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed.

    • @tipsyviewer1495
      @tipsyviewer1495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They should also put in a lesbian.

  • @RollUpDoubleDown
    @RollUpDoubleDown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2551

    Isn't Max steel Barbie's boyfriend , I mean for mine he was

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      If you had told that to 5 y.o. me I would've cried.

    • @mokke_13
      @mokke_13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Thats 10x better than Prince Charming! (aka what my Barbie dated)

    • @garrettchandler1948
      @garrettchandler1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My sister's always took my Max steel doll.. er.. action figure

    • @lemonpop2582
      @lemonpop2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      When I played with barbie it was like game of thrones but they’re lesbians.

    • @InfyFish
      @InfyFish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm 17 and never had a max steel..are they still being made? 👀

  • @glenmcinnes4824
    @glenmcinnes4824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    Ken is a boring white-bread Strait Dude, but his Cousin "Earring Magic" Ken (Ken is a Family Name, lots of Ken's in that family) is a successful Gay Rave Club Promoter.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      We all need a healthy dose of Earring Magic Ken in our attitudes.

    • @Keltain
      @Keltain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YAS!

    • @SCREAMILLUSION
      @SCREAMILLUSION 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I would say more bi. Plus why can't Ken secretly be bi? Why does it have to be just gay to be interesting? I'd find him more interesting if he was still in love with Barbie but went through a rave phase where he explored his bisexual side and was kind of conflicted. Thus keeping it a secret and moving on with his life, happily married to Barbie.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      SCREAMILLUSION Bit of a deep narrative for a toy's backstory. Are you in the wrong thread?

    • @artistic-ampharos7979
      @artistic-ampharos7979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is CaNNoN

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Mattel literally went into FULL NO HOMO DAMAGE CONTROL

  • @theflashturtle29
    @theflashturtle29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    When an entire company is insucure about its sexuality

    • @sqreaminq
      @sqreaminq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *W h e e z e*
      XD

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re missing the middle Amarica bible jackasses freaking out about how the devil is subversively sneaking homosexuals into their houses... and the company going “ahhhh 😬 fuck it, it never happened!!”
      Corporations like to sell things, being boycotted by the sort of trash that shops at Walmart would have would have resulted in a net loss, so they appeased the trash and kept their customer base intact.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean... it is hard ok.
      They already had enough trouble telling their parents that they worked at the Barbie division. Half of them lied and claimed they made hot wheels cars.

  • @carysbebard3690
    @carysbebard3690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    I had two ken dolls and like twenty barbies so me, lesbian who didn't realise I wasn't straight yet, had the barbies cycle through dating the kens and constantly dump them for another Barbie doll until I had a poly lesbian utopia and the kens found love in each other.
    I also, unrelatedly, had some small plastic baby barbie toys and I had a trench coat accessory so yknow. Had a lot of storylines of them babies fooling adults that they're one very tall, lumpy adult in a trench coat.

    • @inkuii
      @inkuii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I loved doing that with the baby dolls, along with my barbies going on adventures that usually ended with them all getting decapitated

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Carys Nevard I once made one of my babies pretend to be in a fashion show and she couldn’t walk properly. Needless to say, since this doll was old, her legs fell off in an hour...

    • @Hayden_Cat
      @Hayden_Cat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      InkBlackShadow my Barbie got decapitated from my friend brushing her hair

    • @the_rising_pheonix973
      @the_rising_pheonix973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you just marry me lmao

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Carys Nevard Also, one of my Barbies’ heads fell off, and me and a friend used her for a character we made called The Crazy Cheeseburger Lady. We made up a story that she got so fat that she died. Her head was salvaged and placed on a “robotic body” aka a Monster High doll stand.

  • @MarinaMemaJMB
    @MarinaMemaJMB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3047

    Well my "Barbie" never dated Ken. I always made her date my bothers Batman doll (I ended up stealing him) and Batman always beat up Ken because he was super annoying.

    • @rzeczpospolita5948
      @rzeczpospolita5948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dimas Mejia Haha, a wife-beating joke

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Good job Batman.
      Be like Batman

    • @Amy-yf9zc
      @Amy-yf9zc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      my action man dated batman

    • @MarinaMemaJMB
      @MarinaMemaJMB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rhys Waites you win❤

    • @MarinaMemaJMB
      @MarinaMemaJMB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      / Snow don't we all wish that?

  • @jentlesites
    @jentlesites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    My barbies never had boyfriends though, they were too busy 'shopping' and and having 10+ jobs 🗿

    • @stargalacirose9133
      @stargalacirose9133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mel M same and I basically used the ken dolls as their dance partners or secretary’s 😂🤣

    • @pendulousphallus
      @pendulousphallus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do they regrer putting career ahead of family now?

    • @sassypants7536
      @sassypants7536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had Popstar Paul as Barbie's boyfriend. But even he was way too vanilla for my taste. In a tale as old as time, here was a brilliant woman being dragged down by fuckboys. But Barbie just kept being her badass self, trying to hold down the million jobs she had.

    • @uopeson1259
      @uopeson1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine were to busy being kidnapped and .... uhh dang was I okay when I was a kid

    • @generatoralignmentdevalue
      @generatoralignmentdevalue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was my thought...maybe Ken doesn't sell because small children aren't super interested in dating. It appears as an afterthought (I have these dolls, now what relationships could they have to each other), not an interest a child seeks out a new toy for.

  • @frankendragon5442
    @frankendragon5442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2541

    The father of a little girl was shopping for a Barbie for his daughter. At the toy store, looking for a good deal, he asked the clerk if Barbie came with Ken.
    Without missing a beat, the clerk replied, "No, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

    • @MarieGarrett.
      @MarieGarrett. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Charlie Ellis well thats messed up

    • @frankendragon5442
      @frankendragon5442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Why THANK you! ;)

    • @MarieGarrett.
      @MarieGarrett. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Charlie Ellis Wasn't a compliment.

    • @frankendragon5442
      @frankendragon5442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I have no control over your intent. But I *do* have control of how I respond. Have a blessed day!

    • @Shadowbrickfilms13
      @Shadowbrickfilms13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Im dying of laughter

  • @Akaryusan
    @Akaryusan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    i guarantee that researcher did that intentionally as a laugh thinking they wouldnt actually do it

  • @lightyagamibaby6748
    @lightyagamibaby6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Ken:
    Mattel: hey kids this is what you'd define as hip and groovin right?

  • @brokeninkwell3818
    @brokeninkwell3818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    This is hilarious. It is either a tragic coincidence where they accidentally made Ken look gay, or they researched what was "cool" Not realizing that it was all part of the gay community.

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lol they wanted to make Ken cool and they succeeded : D

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Broken Inkwell. Its not impossible that it was entirely accidental. Supposedly Robb Halford despite being gay had no idea that the studded leather getup he chose for his band had anything to do with gay club culture. He just thought it looked badass.

    • @1-1-5-2
      @1-1-5-2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Broken Inkwell it IS cool

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Broken Inkwell How do you look gay? I thought your sexuality isn't a fashion statement. I mean GI Joe can be gay since manly gay dudes exist.

    • @redmeghixtape410
      @redmeghixtape410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In early 2000s kids wore rings around the neck I guess we didn't know gay men wore cock rings around their neck at gay clubs now it's funny

  • @danielroberto2209
    @danielroberto2209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The crazy thing about this entire "Gay Ken Doll" fiasco is the basic gimmick of the long forgotten (and quite lame) Earring Magic line. The dolls all had hoops on them like that. Each doll came with a set of clip on earrings for girls. The gimmick was that those earrings could double as fashion accessories once they are clipped onto the rings. It looked like 80's rap bling bling. On the girl dolls it made sense. On Ken it looked kind of odd... of course Ken had to be a club kid to fit into that genre, because there was still a social stigma of men wearing earrings back then. The crazy thing was the way that doll was so over the top with the fashion and all.... it just screamed GAY! I bought it the day I saw it, because it was so campy! When I heard about the cockring connection I laughed so hard, because I think the secret gay mafia pulled a fast one on homophobic Mattel!! All the queens got the joke and Mattel got scared. The fact that the entire earring gimmick is ignored is just a way to make the story more dramatic telling it years later, but the truth was that old clueless people were slipping out of power.... a year later Ken had real hair and was hyper-masculine when Mattel unintentionally released an even gayer version of Ken that nobody even cared about.... "Shaving Magic Ken".... he had a beard, but you shaved it with hot water and a doll sized "razor".... Barbie wasn't even considered in this release. It was just Ken dressed like he was going on a hike in the mountains all alone with a big duffle bag full of accessories! So naturally I jumped at the chance to get him.... Earring needed a husband! They have been together ever since! The funniest moments are the ones that are unintended!

    • @petra1995
      @petra1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's so cute, thank you for sharing!

    • @missmelodies52
      @missmelodies52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So glad they are happy together bless

    • @CuppySyrup
      @CuppySyrup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The shaving magic ken doll was the one my mother got me as a kid cause she thought ''finally a male barbie doll that had real hair''
      I loved that guy. Never had another male barbie doll either, my ken dated definitely Action Man though, lmao.

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a smol gay bean I used to make any male dolls I had date and any female dolls I had date.
      I was a weirdly progressive seven year old

  • @casper5365
    @casper5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Everyone saying their Barbie dated Max Steel and other cool action man while I made my sister's Barbie date my t-rex

  • @theclawless1225
    @theclawless1225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    You say LBGT but I've only ever heard people saying LGBT and it's warping my brain

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's a spectrum of gay

    • @hijohn3808
      @hijohn3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      LGBT stands for Luigi Gots Big Tiddies

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ayy, bisexuals get higher billing than gay people. XD

    • @goose7938
      @goose7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      A Person It’s when you’re sexually attracted to the Beegees.

    • @msekiller64
      @msekiller64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hijohn3808 soo what's LBGT?

  • @goodguyk1906
    @goodguyk1906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    did anyone else stack Lego heads on other Lego heads and make a 8 headed Lego character

  • @probablymalware9904
    @probablymalware9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    “What’s this giant blip in the 90’s?”
    “We don’t talk about that.”

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That has the same energy of "We don't go to Ravenholm,"

  • @noniakamai2458
    @noniakamai2458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Growing up if my barbies weren’t dating the 12 inch GI Joe my brother had.... she was dating the other barbies. I had some epic gay weddings with those dolls! That basically explains my adult life lol

    • @leerwesen
      @leerwesen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My Barbies would have orgies in the GI Joe tent my uncle left at my grandpas house, or they would jump to their deaths off of the mountain (the sofa)

    • @noniakamai2458
      @noniakamai2458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew I wasn’t the only weirdo! GI Joe’s kung fo grip fits perfectly around Barbie’s neck, 50 shades of pink in my imagination.

    • @mikayla2819
      @mikayla2819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cassandra Darby damn that's kinky.

    • @noniakamai2458
      @noniakamai2458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iN a bAg Yeah it is! That is me though🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @kenz1538
      @kenz1538 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassandra Darby I have gay barbies

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    And the one ear ring on the left ear, also is a gay signalling thing.

    • @lrc4263
      @lrc4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      TheJadeFist right ear is gay. Left ear is straight. But nobody lives by this standard these days lol

    • @morgolig6095
      @morgolig6095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      **loud sigh**
      ..MOM I NEED MY EAR PIERCED

    • @chopsuymatus9349
      @chopsuymatus9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is some nice information I really needed today 😊
      *Both my ears are pierced*
      (female bisexual undercover)

    • @Isabel-zt7mw
      @Isabel-zt7mw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chopsuy Matus *fingerguns* ayyyy

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chopsuymatus9349 Both ears being pierced is normal for females ... the sexuality thing only applies to men since men weren't intended to wear earrings initially.

  • @missmystery6659
    @missmystery6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    When I was a kid I didn’t have any male dolls so I’d make my female dolls kiss each other by smashing them into each other...

    • @kura4058
      @kura4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same-

    • @MMM-hk5wo
      @MMM-hk5wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha ha,me too

    • @echoorionjoy5138
      @echoorionjoy5138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @smcphee8499
      @smcphee8499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only had male dolls lol

    • @missmystery6659
      @missmystery6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chaos Obligation Gacha lmao I’m straight 🤣

  • @shami5enwow
    @shami5enwow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3001

    Ken has always been Barbie's gay best friend and Barbie is just kinda lowkey asexual and aromantic and more interested in having 10+ jobs with a fashion hobby at the same time. At least that was the impression I always got.
    Would be cool if Ken was made officially gay and given a boyfriend though.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      barbie is ken's beard.

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Filipa Maria Costa what beard?

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      it's slang. beard: any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being heterosexual.

    • @serglian8558
      @serglian8558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I've always thought he was bi in my mind

    • @justanotherweirdo11
      @justanotherweirdo11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Barbie gives me aro vibes but not ace.

  • @MarxSoul2001
    @MarxSoul2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    My Barbies never dated anyone. They got got their hands chewed off by a 5 years old me instead.

  • @purple455
    @purple455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    if they actually made ken gay and introduced another male doll to be his boyfriend- now that would make the dolls sell. id buy 10

    • @alejandroseverinodiamond5097
      @alejandroseverinodiamond5097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Purple Demon omg I can do that now. I’m ordering 2 male dolls.

    • @guardianoftheduat
      @guardianoftheduat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm sure you two would

    • @blackgriffinxx
      @blackgriffinxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yes ,Action man is his man. That why his show got can .

    • @noni4315
      @noni4315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Definitely not back then, but it would sell now for sure.

    • @a1rh3add
      @a1rh3add 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Conservatives would probably bomb mattel

  • @lillylollypopsthegamer1357
    @lillylollypopsthegamer1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Make him bi problem solved he can go both ways

    • @Brianna-ns7iy
      @Brianna-ns7iy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeeeees

    • @shiningdreamsGOGO
      @shiningdreamsGOGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Squeezably Soft Omg goals💗

    • @Ep1-kh1gh
      @Ep1-kh1gh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe pan ?

    • @shiningdreamsGOGO
      @shiningdreamsGOGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ep1-kh1gh Yessss Bi or Pan Ken 😍 Barbie next step is to turn in to a LGBT inclusive franchise.

    • @smcphee8499
      @smcphee8499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      make ace. lol

  • @EvanFarshadow
    @EvanFarshadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    My sister actually did raid my toys and had Barbie dating my GI Joes

    • @sarahjohnson.videos
      @sarahjohnson.videos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I stole my brothers power ranges lol

    • @GinXer_2003
      @GinXer_2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @kura4058
      @kura4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BahhahaHhahaha I'd just take my brothers wrestling toys and make my barbies date them-

    • @lostintranslation5630
      @lostintranslation5630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did the same to my brother---your sacrifices were appreciated.

  • @rikrikonius1301
    @rikrikonius1301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    The shirt is hilarious. If you dyed your hair green for one of these vids, that'd be epic.

    • @cammy1349
      @cammy1349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Rik Rikonius Wearing a green wig would work too, and be way less permanent! :D

    • @richie74wells
      @richie74wells 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      No, a green morph suit would be way better

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, his shirt kept bleeding into the green screen.

    • @babylilrockstar
      @babylilrockstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I used to have green hair and went into a photo booth at a party with my kids, when we got the picture half my head was gone 😂

    • @jemp4291
      @jemp4291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can also find non-permament dye! It's not as 'professional' as actual hairdresser dye but I think it would be funny for him to do that.

  • @bridgetkv
    @bridgetkv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    I only had 3 male dolls so came up with this story for my dolls that all the men were off fighting in this huge civil war while the women stayed behind and ran the government

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Brilliant!

    • @bananasplitlady3045
      @bananasplitlady3045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      My Ken's arms came off, so I decided he lost them in a war.

    • @aspen_clouds
      @aspen_clouds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That’s so much better than the
      “gUeSs I bEtTeR mAkE hIm A sAnDwIcH”
      commercial.

    • @dexeronstarsurge
      @dexeronstarsurge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@bananasplitlady3045 while not a barbie or doll, when I was young, I was playing with a toy, and chewed his hand off. I decided his hand was eaten by a velociraptor.

    • @bananasplitlady3045
      @bananasplitlady3045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dexeronstarsurge Hahaha cool

  • @oof5642
    @oof5642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Lmao all they could've done is just say, "Ken's Bi."

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Back in the 90s? Impossible.

    • @rudimentaryganglia
      @rudimentaryganglia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@falconeshield Bi guys didn't exist in the 90s

    • @reigenarataka5589
      @reigenarataka5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MannyJazzcats have you heard of freddie mercury, mate?

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Niop_Tres It didn't seem like a joke

  • @america-san
    @america-san 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Gay Ken was great but the spikey dinosaur had me rolling on the ground

    • @evamarias8896
      @evamarias8896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mr Ruiz
      Did you mean: Big Spiky Dinosaur?

    • @america-san
      @america-san 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eva Marias heck yes!

    • @dongnguyen4726
      @dongnguyen4726 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mr Ruiz Z

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I never used ken as Barbie’s boyfriend. I had a black male Bratz doll that I used as Barbie’s boyfriend, and if not him, I used the brown haired dude from Princess and the Pauper.

    • @zapruderofficial69
      @zapruderofficial69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Nakia11798
      lol I never made them date. They fought to the death.

    • @sparklehunter4044
      @sparklehunter4044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      all my barbies were lesbians anyway, why would they date a man when they could date each other?

    • @willday9316
      @willday9316 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nakia11798 sorry, hit by accident

    • @gabrielmendez4161
      @gabrielmendez4161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My cousin used our max steel and a cyborg

    • @artistic-ampharos7979
      @artistic-ampharos7979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I made ken as a evil bad guy trying to kidnap my monster high dolls XD

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    They could easily bring this back and just say that he found his sexuality. Like, especially now that so many little boys are trying to repress themselves. COME ON, PEOPLE! GET OT TOGETHER!

    • @thotrot8262
      @thotrot8262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      nah nah straight good, gay bad, big company can’t milk the conservatives of money if they make a gay doll.
      it was a big deal for my grandparents to get me a black barbie, i couldn’t imagine the literal fighting i would have to do to get a gay barbie-

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@thotrot8262 That's so true, and that hurts so much. I'm sure Mattel would genuinely be sued by some homophobic parent that thinks the toy is going to make her child gay. I can't believe homophobic people still exist, I swear. Especially those who treat homosexuality as some disease that can be caught, instead of someone finding their own individuality and being happy with someone.

    • @pleaseenteraname7153
      @pleaseenteraname7153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Osha Hott 10/10 would buy that and I don’t even like Barbie dolls. Always hated them.

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Tum Tum EXACTLY! I am SOOO for more bi representation!
      I just... this whole video and the idea of a gay doll toy has reminded me so much (as if my life hasn't already, being a gay guy living in an unaccepting family) that there's still so much homophobia in the world, and it's causing so many people to be so depressed because of it. It breaks my heart, honestly.

    • @LPSB272
      @LPSB272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Tum Tum He could be pan. Or maybe bicurious

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    My Barbies totally dated Action Man. He could really grip her wrists, which was important for my disturbing exploration of the human psyche as a preteen.
    make of this statement what you will.

    • @EJ-ci6gp
      @EJ-ci6gp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      I.... I love this entire statement

    • @birdiejack2791
      @birdiejack2791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Mine too, Ken was too soft.

    • @bobbe2117
      @bobbe2117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      my barbies dated ninja turtles, talk about disturbing explorations

    • @iamspongebobdestroyerofevi5055
      @iamspongebobdestroyerofevi5055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I can only imagine what your dolls got into... And I'm enjoying it.

    • @thequeendee6752
      @thequeendee6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Didn't have any Ken dolls growing up, or any action figures. Sooo... All my barbies were either gay or single mothers.

  • @christopherwilliams9418
    @christopherwilliams9418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I was (and still am) very very into the Volkswagen Beetle, and when the Barbie New Beetle came out I got one for christmas, but my family made sure to package it with a few G.I. Joes to make sure I didn't "turn gay" from playing with "a girls toy"... That backfired spectacularly, lol.

  • @everwildart3563
    @everwildart3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Me and my sister used to make Ken the dude in distress while making a group of Barbies his saviour but instead of pairing Ken with any of the Barbies, Ken has a bro dinosaur who he spent time with until my brother broke him.

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My friends and I made Ken get a career and a separate house since he always seemed to be mooching off of Barbie-living in her Dream House and driving her cars. Basically we hated Ken.

  • @mae-hy3cm
    @mae-hy3cm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    My Barbies dated my Sailor Moon dolls when I was a kid. That probably should have been a bigger hint to my family that I was lesbian, lmao

    • @FeffurW
      @FeffurW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was hanging my dolls and doing abortions (i had pregnant doll) :l

    • @mysticjason05
      @mysticjason05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe Ken could date Tuxedo Mask. He seemed kinda gay anyway.

    • @thefluffyneko4450
      @thefluffyneko4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Eseercam Naaah, they were cousins. Them gays to fabulous for us mericans

    • @rachelcreatez
      @rachelcreatez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mine dated Monster highs lmao

    • @pikahere5102
      @pikahere5102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thefluffyneko4450 this is late but they were lesbian originally in Japan but in other places they made them cousins.

  • @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws
    @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    My Barbie was always married to her job. She was some sort of Indiana Jones type of thing, because I’ve always been androgynous with a slight preference for the masculine side of things (even though I’m born a female). The Ken doll, I ever had, actually belonged to my dad. But he wasn’t Ken, he was Agent 007 - James Bond. My dad and I bought one of those Barbie cars to paint it black, just so he could have an Aston Martin. My sisters Barbie was married to Ken and had loads of children. In a way, I guess that’s how we are irl now.

    • @jaykaylin177
      @jaykaylin177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      dude that sounds awesome
      meantime lol i barely played with any of my barbie stuff before getting lost in naruto, pokemon, and etc. but for the brief time i did play around with ken i always had him as the flaming gay fighting type gym leader in my own made up pokemon region

    • @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws
      @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jaykaylin177 I packed away mine pretty late, in comparison to my classmates back then... But, yeah - I left Barbie for Naruto, Pokémon and other Nintendo games. I never left Indy and Jim behind tho - They´ll always be my favourite film boys.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tomboy ... you're a tomboy ... like me ... I'm a tomboy ... it's a female that likes boyish stuff and isn't girlie ... seriously, why do ppl forget Tomboys exist....?

    • @professormori7607
      @professormori7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nicoline Hovmand Tomboy. Female that likes male stuff.

  • @TheBlackSquirrel
    @TheBlackSquirrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Speaking as someone who has worked for a large company (and been in contact with several others), it is amazing how little each department actually knows about what they're doing. The problem with a representative stating that "We didn't send researchers to raves, we worked with 5 year olds to design the doll" is that they can't KNOW that unless they actually were in the room during this. Now, I'd love to meet the 5 year old girl who suggested "mesh shirt", but I think it's more likely that the girls were shown different photographs or drawings of people wearing various outfits and asked if they thought it looked "cool". Asking a 5 year old "What does a cool person look like" is not gonna get you a straight answer, if any. It's way less time consuming to just show them something and ask if they like it or not.
    So yes, in that regard, Mattel DID indeed work together with 5 year old girls to make the doll. But someone in the design department had to come up with the design first, and if there were raves nearby at the time, then it's not that farfetched to guess where the inspiration might have come from.

  • @theguyinthefunnyhat
    @theguyinthefunnyhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Does Barbie come with Ken?
    No, she comes with Stacie. She fakes it with Ken.

    • @lucycox2990
      @lucycox2990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      TGITFH isn’t Stacie her sister

    • @Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat
      @Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Lucy Cox
      *_SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES_*

    • @arxsaur
      @arxsaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dream Catcher wait its barbies sister and its not incest,.. i think lmao

    • @iliasstergiou958
      @iliasstergiou958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucy Cox stacie is her niece

    • @theguyinthefunnyhat
      @theguyinthefunnyhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@iliasstergiou958 Keeping it in the family.

  • @erikaguzman5504
    @erikaguzman5504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Mattel: Ken is straight.
    The rest of the world: KEN IS GAY!!!! He needs a boyfriend!

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He needs a Gareth.

    • @littlesadeo
      @littlesadeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      memespace
      He needs action man lmao

    • @Hidenka31
      @Hidenka31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Barbie could have a goth sweetheart man

  • @maragale1944
    @maragale1944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "What's this giant blip in the nintetes?"
    *"oh we don't talk about that."*

  • @ghostcherry5438
    @ghostcherry5438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    I had three different Kens growing up, two were dating and the third was pining after one of my barbies. Most of my barbies were lesbians though

    • @lnh7199
      @lnh7199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vixen Fox same

    • @feliciaross985
      @feliciaross985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your one messed up indivudiual

    • @rachelcreatez
      @rachelcreatez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here lmao

    • @fubbington705
      @fubbington705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@feliciaross985 peepee poopoo

    • @yuumirou
      @yuumirou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Felicia Ross ok boomer

  • @stormwatcher1299
    @stormwatcher1299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I actually had one of those when I was a little girl. Had NO idea it wasn't an ordinary Ken.

  • @TheIinLiyzz
    @TheIinLiyzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I never had a ken doll, so my Barbie dated Max Steel

    • @angelofdarkness4565
      @angelofdarkness4565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When I wanted my barbie to have a boy friend I took a metal nail file and filed away her bosom the made boy clothing for her and cut and styled her hair of another doll that is

    • @kura4058
      @kura4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My barbie doll and elsa literally dated John Cena.

    • @timcraig5865
      @timcraig5865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mine dated another Barbie

    • @ash.550
      @ash.550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My skipper doll dated my belle Barbie

    • @Sarahcakesrocks67
      @Sarahcakesrocks67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my barbie dated a bottle of lotion

  • @Ebbagull
    @Ebbagull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    8:11 "[Mattel] sent a representative called Lisa McKenDoll" .... well, with a name like that what else are you gonna do with your life?

  • @alliej.9423
    @alliej.9423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    So here's a fun story:
    My brother is 8 years older than me and my sister is 10 years older. When I was little I would rip the heads off of mine and my sister's Barbies and then my siblings, being the sadistic 12 and 14 year olds they were, would put the Barbie doll heads in cups filled with water, stuck em' in the freezer, and come back a day later. When we'd come back to get them, the water would have been frozen and we would have ice cubes with Barbie doll heads inside them :)

    • @alliej.9423
      @alliej.9423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Caleb Bessler Yes

    • @heartheater07
      @heartheater07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Caleb Bessler exactly

    • @humairaakter2853
      @humairaakter2853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Caleb Bessler 😆LOL

    • @Hayden_Cat
      @Hayden_Cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Rosebud how did your parents feel we’re the like “Damnit they’re freezing the barbies again”

    • @shipitlikefedex3204
      @shipitlikefedex3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ice ice barbie

  • @daynemora259
    @daynemora259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Not sure if this was said before, but making Ken a rave-queen rentboy puts him more in line with Barbie's origins as a German sexdoll.

  • @justwatching5434
    @justwatching5434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Honestly Ken just screams Gay Bottom, i always used to make Barbie and Ken just best friends (time to time, i also made Ken wear Barbie's clothes)

  • @neighslayer768
    @neighslayer768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "My big spiky dinosaur." Sounds like a euphemism for something.

    • @pouinkimir
      @pouinkimir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      18+ only.
      Good you're 18. So, is it a
      Dildo?

  • @amadmadmadhatter276
    @amadmadmadhatter276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I mean, they could have just made Ken look like a stereotypical "bad boy" instead of whatever that is.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At the time, that would have been black leather, stubble & tats. Kinda like now. This Ken was WAY more kid-friendly...

    • @ancermet6734
      @ancermet6734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 kid friendly??? How the hell is that more kid friendly?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ancermet6734 Cos he's shiny and pastel and who really knows what that thing is he's wearing round his neck lol?

    • @ancermet6734
      @ancermet6734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 shiny and pastel is kid friendly

    • @rudimentaryganglia
      @rudimentaryganglia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 leather stubble and tats is pretty gay too tho lol

  • @justanintrovert3727
    @justanintrovert3727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This Ken kinda looks like Mr. Clean before he went bald.

  • @AstronautOtter
    @AstronautOtter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I bet what really happened was some closeted gay man at Mattel was about to leave the company and he decided to see how far he could get away with making a gay Ken. -BooDoug187

    • @Vincer
      @Vincer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wold be surprised how outdated some toy companies can be, a bit still to this day but way more so at that time(and by proxy a bunch of old guys). Most likely they sent Jerry from the third floor to go around and take some photos, aiming for what 'irl ken lookalikes' are wearing these days, what 'actual cool ken-like guys' wear.

  • @faithhaight
    @faithhaight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I had a surfer Ken and I absolutely hated that he has "real" hair. So I cut it all of and he was Barbie's man servant

  • @DH-gq7bm
    @DH-gq7bm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    He look like a lavender scented billy idol

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love the idea of Mattel being so out of touch that they went through all this trouble to find a way to make Ken "cool" when that whole problem could probably have been solved simply by giving Ken a plain leather jacket and some washed out jeans ^^

  • @kneecaps582
    @kneecaps582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    i’m glad everyone had lesbian barbies

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine were asexual, which is fitting since I'd end up Ace 20 years later.

  • @youfoundwaldo77
    @youfoundwaldo77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Me and my sister actually used max steel action figures and gi Joe's instead of Ken. We had like 2 Ken dolls and five to six max steel ones

    • @sadcena7204
      @sadcena7204 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im glad im not the only one that used max steel. I had like 100 barbies and 5 max steels

  • @melodycool1321
    @melodycool1321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I used to have him. He was the absolute star of a charity auction we threw that year. thanks cockring Ken!

  • @Wavgun3k
    @Wavgun3k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Episode 69 of "Why the hell is this in my recommended?"

  • @aidanfiadh
    @aidanfiadh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    In the last picture, you can see he actually has a second ring on his vest.

    • @wayge
      @wayge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aidan H ken got freaky in his rave days

  • @pikachu4597
    @pikachu4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    LET👏KEN👏HAVE👏A👏BF

    • @kstormgeistgem461
      @kstormgeistgem461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      [chuckles] As a kid, when I would go to my neighbor's, Ken Did have a bf. And we didn't even Know he was gay... We had just run short of fem dolls and he was about the right height compared to the other male dolls we had. XD
      He was usually with G.I.Joe villain, Destro. X1

    • @anzupara8215
      @anzupara8215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nice icon let mondo oowada have ishimaru as a bf

    • @kiradeki3561
      @kiradeki3561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I had the Pocahontas and John Smith dolls as well as a Barbie and a Ken....Barbie was usually on the bottom of the toy box, and Ken and John were a couple while Pocahontas took care of her animal friends and went on adventures.

    • @mammoney9102
      @mammoney9102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kstormgeistgem when I used to play with monster high dolls I only had females but even when I got a male doll I still paired females with females

    • @catoticneutral
      @catoticneutral 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kstormgeistgem I ship it

  • @AngelicaM-nf2ib
    @AngelicaM-nf2ib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Is no one going to talk about how TH-cam suddenly recommended this a year after it was posted ?

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      - celesstea nope. We're just going to enjoy the bizarre, ridiculous, and titilatingly gay in our recommended.

  • @daemonglasscock8768
    @daemonglasscock8768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Virgin ken vs. Chad action man

    • @ivysaurus8461
      @ivysaurus8461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      v i r g i n v s c h a d

  • @kaitlynholtzman8215
    @kaitlynholtzman8215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    They've definitely improved since the early days... Now the fashionista fashion packs have things like flannels and jeans, hoodies, Chuck Taylor's (Barbie's version, anyway)... Ken went from twink to fashionable man-bun.

  • @arelic6087
    @arelic6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    STORY TIME!! I accidentally outed my Uncle and my Tio Because of this doll. So when I was like 3 my uncle brought this doll home. I wasn’t into dolls at the time and my uncles collected lots of items so nobody questioned it really. When I turned 8 I started getting into barbies and Bratz dolls and “studied” them lots. I began growing my collection and going after the rarest dolls. When I turned about 12 my uncles started trusting me with their collectibles and antiques. So imagine my excitement when I visit my uncles that thanksgiving and realized they have an Earring Magic Ken mint condition in the box with no scratches or dents on the box! I scream “TIO YOU HAVE A PERFECT GAY KEN!!” Everyone just stared in shock and began connecting the dots that my Tio and my uncle had been living in the same house together for nearly a decade, both had never dated women, and they took many vacations together. Nobody really said anything after that and I got instructed to sit down and eat my dinner but 18 months later we were invited to their wedding. So yeah thanks ken :)
    Btw Tio means uncle in Spanish.

  • @briannado4994
    @briannado4994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    My Mom got me this doll for Christmas 1993 trying to get me to start playing with my sister and it was this exact doll! I have a home movie of me opening it.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Treasure that video like the relic of awesomeness that it is :-)

    • @Oak4767
      @Oak4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll bring the popcorn! Lol

  • @Cherrymoonlit
    @Cherrymoonlit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    My Barbie dated Woody and Buzz lightyear was jealous because he liked Woody. I'm a shipper since day one.

  • @sugarcherries6760
    @sugarcherries6760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Better fix Ken a sandwich”
    *GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND STARVE*

  • @hs_conspiracy
    @hs_conspiracy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The way he wears the rings indicate he's a bottom. Btw.

    • @hs_conspiracy
      @hs_conspiracy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Gault I read random articles for fun but w/e

  • @ethancampbell2422
    @ethancampbell2422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Ah, so that's were the Navy guys who were hunting for Dorothy ended up being employed after the Navy !
    I'm pretty sure many people at Mattel knew perfectly what they were doing and just tried to see how far they could push it without management and executives catching on.

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm glad Magic Earring Ken made the movie. Fantastic. And yeah. The gay implication is right there in the movie. Just great.

  • @Crochet_kitty
    @Crochet_kitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    He looks like Spike from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.

    • @left8277
      @left8277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      meow Jesus he does

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but with more pink :D

    • @KaguraLioness
      @KaguraLioness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OH MY G OD HE DOES

    • @thatboringone7851
      @thatboringone7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spike, from an alternate timeline where pastel colours were badass.

    • @legoaddiction8607
      @legoaddiction8607 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Spike were gay, yeah I would say he looks like Spike. Too colorful to actually look like Spike

  • @darlingmaam385
    @darlingmaam385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I used to steal my brothers action men to play with my dolls, I didn't know it was such a popular thing. I did it because he was ripped, had a cool face tattoo and could hols barbies hand because his hands were open. Didn't get a ken doll until I was thirteen as a joke.

  • @madisonkopchinski848
    @madisonkopchinski848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    It would actually be pretty cool if they made Ken Barbie's gay best friend instead. It would make him a lot more interesting and dynamic instead of "Ken is Barbie's handsome boyfriend :))))))) His only personality trait is that he loves her :)))))"

    • @liamii5603
      @liamii5603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Madison Kopchinski yeah but no, it makes the "gay best friend" fetish accepted. Because I fancy dudes doesn't mesn i'm into fashion and makeup🤦‍♂️

    • @rudimentaryganglia
      @rudimentaryganglia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liamii5603 you arnt but some dudes are...

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liamii having a lesbian best friend is a thing guys do unconsciously

  • @GeoNeilUK
    @GeoNeilUK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The thing is, if this ever happened nowadays, Mattel would have so gone with the gay Ken thing and been crowing about how progressive and inclusive they were. I have a feeling that all the marketing people who let it through would have thought Mattel did just that!

  • @ruithebaguette2862
    @ruithebaguette2862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Does anyone remember the Ken doll from the Fashion in Paris or whatever movie?
    With his silver satin suit and glittery pink tie?
    Mine looks kinda like a stripper vampire now.

  • @Joseph-oo7pp
    @Joseph-oo7pp ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's amazing that this version of Ken was included in the Barbie movie.

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This was honest-to-god the only Ken doll I had as a kid until I got a Phoebus and Hercules doll later on (and my Barbies had orgies with the latter two because they were fully pose-able)

    • @lucycox2990
      @lucycox2990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I- how old were you