The Tenth Circle of Hell - You spend an hour raking leaves into a nice pile and every time you finish Mr Blobby runs through it speaking nonsense. Rinse and repeat.
@@morningcoffeecat2271 Noels House Party was pretty decent, and i enjoyed Blobby then, when he was an actual joke, but then they tried to actually make him what he was supposed to be taking the piss out of and he flopped.
Mr Blobby is probably the most Euclid Keter we'd ever seen. But we're sure as fuck not containing that shit. He keeps popping up in the fucking mirrors.
I can just imagine the fear one the enemy’s faces in ww3 when a British soldier shouts “RELEASE BLOBBY” as mr blobby just runs and takes all their fire and proceeds to rip off their flesh and wear it
My most humiliating role in a job ever was when I was working as a steward at the Merseyside youth games as a 16year old, I was asked to go and escort the Mr Blobby to the backstage area as kids kept beating him up and kicking him in the balls. I was Blobby’s bodyguard. The shame!
Kye Wilson I suppose it’s possible but unlikely, the most soul destroying thing is that in that era there were many Mr Blobbies up and down the country at any given Saturday event. The thing that saved my sanity that day was that Blobby was in need of protection, thank feck for those ball busting kids! The scars are still upon me however a way over 20 years later I still have way to vivid memories of an event I should have forgotten all about within a year...
Wow, you sir are a true hero amongst us ordinary folk. How you managed to survive the ottrosities of such an event are astounding. We salute you, Jen Burton. 💂 (That's the closest to a saluting emoji I have.)
Yep my mom would never let me watch Barney as a young kid because she thought he sounded dumb😂but true at least Barney actually says SOMETHING instead of going, “blobby!!” With a creepily sounding voice
I once helped at a children’s party when a bloke in an Olaf costume bc Frozen. The kids then chased him around with balloon swords chanting “You’re not real!!!”
@@Drimirin that is the most edgy, “look at me I think a popular thing is bad, nobodies smart but me!” Thing I’ve ever heard Oh who am I kidding, it didn’t even crack the top 10
@@blinkachu05 It's probably the same with both shows too. I don't think that celebrities starring the 2/3 seasons of Eric Andre Show knew what they were getting into, just like the first batch of mr Blobby's celebrities were probably genuinely thinking he was a real kid's character
When I describe Mr Blobby, I typically use the terms like "sentient gumdrop" "candyland's patient 0" "wad of bubblegum-orrhea" and "tumor". All are quite fitting I think - But you did a good job Karl
I remember as a kid my sister being content on watching Mr Blobby, I however was terrified. The main thing I remember from watching the show was Mr Blobby infront of a dimly lit and dark looking background, acting erratically as a red spotlight flashed on and off.
RAZZA "I love you, you love me. Let's get together and kill barney. With a shotgun blast and kick him to the floor No more purple dinosaur" Not sure if that's the original
Krack3n TFJH - This is the version I heard: I hate you, you hate me, lets tie Barney to a tree with a one shot, two shot, three shot, four no more purple dinosaur
Just imagine the sight of a bunch of flaming Dalek ships attempting in being to leave some sort of god forsaken planet to the most dramatic music as the doctor can do nothing but hold his sonic screw driver toward the aberration shaking with fear as it tears down the fabric of reality with its waving arms pulsating yellow spots and its constant screaming of the words BLOBBY .
Now imagine every single British pop culture icon beating the shit out of Mr. Blobby. I imagine Mr. Blobby being brutalized by the Doctor, the Teletubbies, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, Banjo and Kazooie (Rare is a British video game company, btw), and the cast of Monty Python, then ran over by Thomas the Tank Engine, mauled by the dinosaurs from Walking with Dinosaurs and Primeval, beaten up by the Battletoads, blasted by the Daleks, and finally stomped on by Gorgo's mom.
Ah yes, Mr. Blobby, the forgotten fifth horseman of the apocalypse. By the way, does anyone know where I can buy a book of Blobby quotes? My favourite is probably "Blobby blobby blobby".
Problem is he would never be able to get onto a horse, let alone stay on one. He'd probably just run around the other four, knocking things over and tripping over the rest until the world was but ash and dust
I don't think he ever actually had his own children's show as such. He was a segment on a Saturday evening family show, initially intended to be ironic, then became a genuine children's favourite. Later on he was a very minor side character on Saturday morning children's show Live and Kicking, but was generally only used for the competition segments, where he would be tasked with unveiling (and inevitably trashing) the prize trolley. Live and Kicking was unsurprisingly fully live, and I remember one show where Blobby and presenter Jamie Theakston were doing there piece to camera about the competition prizes, and Barry (the guy inside Blobby) inavertently set off the very nearby fire alarm point when he evitably fell over, leading to a comfused Jamie asking his producers (with finger holding earpiece in like a 70s sports presenter) if they were playing-in the alarm sound, or if it was real. I think they just threw to the next planned cartoon whilst they sorted it out (and presumably evacuated, then apologised to the DG etc). I also once saw him at a live show, the Bristol Baloon fiesta (I think) and Blobby was hurtling around through a crowd at speed, if somewhat precariously, on an old bicycle, and children were running all around him whilst he did so. I have no idea how much Barry can see whilst inside the costume, but given the lack of an obvious hole in the costime I'm guessing it was a minor miracle he didn't mow any of the kids down.
Sometimes im like Britain is more normal then America then i see this and i come to accept all of the world is full of wacky crazy people who never stop to say why is this a good idea
There was a Mr Blobby theme park in morecambe which is proper near to me. It's a regular park now, and I actually had no idea it used to be there. It's called happy mount park.
As an, my first exposure to Mr. Blobby was a TH-cam clip of him terrifying Jack Whitehall on The Big Fat Quiz- I don't see how anyone couldn't be terrified by that thing.
In the landing in my house, just outside my room, is an old wardrobe that contains old stuff that hasn't been used since before I can remember (and i'm 20 now). Among that old stuff is an old Mr Blobby costume that was used for one of my mothers birthday parties....Mr Blobby is litterally waiting outside my bedroom door for me and that thought genuinely keeps me awake at night every time I remember.
Further point for consideration: Mr Blobby got beaten up again a few years ago by Gary Barlow. Y'know, who got that much coveted Christmas number two in 1993 with Take That.
funnily they had him on Deal or No Deal one time... yeah, Ann Robinson was with Noel Edmonds and they acted out this whole "Bloody Mary" thing where Ann said "Crinkly Bottom" three times much to Noel's warnings and Mr. Blobby appeared, much to the horror of Noel and probably a lot of kin of the 90's... XD UPDATE: I've just noticed this was actually a Dead Ringers Sketch with impressionist and Doctor Who impersonator Jon Culshaw as Noel Edmonds... th-cam.com/video/NPAuSR_dDpQ/w-d-xo.html
Noel Edmonds was always the straight man to Mr Blobby, they were very frequently side by side. So are you suggesting some Andy Kauffman and Bob Zmuda interchangeably playing Tony Cliffton kinda deal?
You didn't even mention the time Mr Blobby got beaten up by WCW wrestler Scott Hall on a Saturday morning BBC TV show. Hall later went on to hit on the female presenter during an interview segment.
When our son was born, I issued a "No Barney" edict to all adults who came over. That lasted for a little over a year. He saw Barney at my mother's house and he was hooked. I worked nights at the time, so I was home to watch it with him. Seeing my toddler so adore the purple dinosaur did kind of take the edge off, but it was still annoying. Fast forward about 5 years... ...I'm a graphic artist and I got hired to work for HIT Entertainment. For several years, I made a living from Barney's popularity. I would joke that Barney signed my paychecks.
Daniel Collins that the shit the devil has nightmares about, nightmares themselves fear to go to sleep because of that abomination. too look it in to it's cold dead eyes, is to look into the abyss and risk madness.😨
I remember When Mr blobby came to my school back in 2012 but I had no idea who the hell he was so every time I thought he was getting close to me I’d move to the other side of the Astroturf until he left.
I genuinely found him so terrifying as a kid. I had nightmares about him for years. I remember my sister found him really funny but I just hid whenever he was on TV. I think my dad resented him too
I don't know if many people outside the UK know about Blobby. I only know about him because we was on the Big Fat Quiz and Jack Whitehall freaked out. Edit: of course you included this at the end 🌊
At some point early in my childhood I got exposed to Barney on a vhs tape. After watching it I swore I would avoid barney as much as possible. Even to this day every time I hear his trademark song I start literally punching myself in the head. That character is the one reason I am glad that Tomas the tank engine exists. People would rather make memes about a train with a face than a purple dinosaur.
I'm from one of the area that had the theme park that closed down after three months. It was before I was born but the park it was in has erased all evidence of Mr Blobby
I swear my earliest recollection of Blobby was that he stumbled onto the stage and his head fell off, revealing the actor (actress?) inside, and then Noel picked up the head with a look of pure bewilderment. Did that really happen, was it a nightmare I had? Who knows, and frankly, who cares? It's terrifying either way.
Nothing that gives this abomination more recognition is a good thing....I cant tell what would be worse, the inevitable rule 34 for it, the fact someones gonna write a creepypasta about it, or that someone is going to make a Mr Blobby ASMR video. These things are bound to happen.
Being American, I've watched this video thinking "My God this is fucking brilliant! I love it!", but as soon as the comparison to Barney was made, I understood how Blobby was considered annoying. But tbh I still think Mr. Blobby is hilarious
6:06 - Didn't that thing spend three weeks at No1 in December 1993? And my parents helped it - they were convinced my brother loved him and got him the single as a Christmas present. He didn't (he recalled putting it in the loft in 1994 when we moved to a smaller house in 2007).
I was introduced to Mr Blobby through those clips from the quiz show and until now I thought that comedian was just doing a bit because the whole joke was that Mr Blobby was supposed to be terrifiying (not even necessarily annoying). Even when I later found the Christmas song (while trying to figure out what the hell this pus-filled monstrosity was), I thought the joke was again that it's supposed to be actually scary, what with all the red lighting in the video and some of the lyrics bordering on some cultish vibes. I even read his "annoying clumsiness" as some kind of nod to his accursed state of being where he barely holds any semblance of control over his own body. Yeah I completely misread this character didn't I?
I was absolutely terrified of Mr Blobby as a child. My mum told me that there was once a person in a blobby suit in a shopping centre and i was hiding behind mum and this suit came running toward me arms outstretched and i (a child who didnt tend to cry apparently) screamed bloody murder and wouldnt stop crying and even tried running away. Never been scared of clowns or anything along those lines or any other kids character but for some reason Mr Blobby terrified me. You have no idea how much of a weird relief this video is knowing that his creepiness was intentional and it wasn't my irrational child brain hahaha.
I actually don't mind barney. He's annoying yeah but it's a children's character ffs. I loved him as a child tho. I'd rather spend a day with barney than an hour with this mr. Blobby. It doesn't matter if he's unfunny, he terrifies me
Why.... In all that is pure....did I love this rabid, pox-riddled skittle as a child? I had a clothes with him on. We had a tree chocolate for years of him. The same chocolate for years. My dog got blamed for eating it, but as it turned out my older brother tried to eat it... And I remember that song
Now imagine every single British pop culture icon beating the shit out of Mr. Blobby. I imagine Mr. Blobby being brutalized by the Doctor, the Teletubbies, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, Banjo and Kazooie (Rare is a British video game company, btw), and the cast of Monty Python, then ran over by Thomas the Tank Engine, mauled by the dinosaurs from Walking with Dinosaurs and Primeval, beaten up by the Battletoads, blasted by the Daleks, and finally stomped on by Gorgo's mom.
8:54 “Just imagine for a second, being so hated…. so disliked on like, on almost a universal scale… that a story about you having the shit beaten out of you is reported as a good thing.” If this happened to James Corden, everyone and their mom would be cheering on his attacker
The best bit about the big fat quiz was that it was built up though. Jack said earlier in the show that he was absolutely terrified of Mr Blobby, and then for the last question the host was like sorry Jack guess who our guest is now, and then Blobby mounted a desk trying to get to Jack while Jack ran to hide behind the other celebs.
Mr. Blobby is what hides under Pennywise's bed.
Oh god
And Bobby is fucking *terrified*
And under Mr blobby bed is MR BOJANGLES
SCP - BL08BY
He haunts the well XD
The Tenth Circle of Hell - You spend an hour raking leaves into a nice pile and every time you finish Mr Blobby runs through it speaking nonsense. Rinse and repeat.
This is cannon, i dont care what you guys says, this is cannon
And if you don’t rake the leaves he just speaks gibberish and gets uncomfortably close (yes simply sharing a planet is too uncomfortably close but)
No mr blobby makes up every level of hell and this is why that dad is never going to hell mr blobby can’t handle him
Sisyphus decides he doesn't have it so bad
I think the reason kids liked Blobby was because they actually hated him, and just liked watching him get hurt.
Metall mhm, my childhood in a nutshell 😅
@@morningcoffeecat2271 Noels House Party was pretty decent, and i enjoyed Blobby then, when he was an actual joke, but then they tried to actually make him what he was supposed to be taking the piss out of and he flopped.
So Blobby is British Barney then.
Metall no mr blobby brain washed them with his demonic powers
I think that was the point
All I could imagine when the guy was beating Mr. Blobby, was instead of begging for his life, all was doing was yelling “blobby”!
Jay Gee ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats commitment to the bit, hats off to him
666 likes!
Now imagine a birthday party in which Mr. Blobby meets a Velociraptor
This thing deserves a full SCP classification.
it does.
Do it.
He does kinda look like SCP-173 come to think about it.
@@npc6817 True
Mr Blobby is probably the most Euclid Keter we'd ever seen.
But we're sure as fuck not containing that shit. He keeps popping up in the fucking mirrors.
I can just imagine the fear one the enemy’s faces in ww3 when a British soldier shouts “RELEASE BLOBBY” as mr blobby just runs and takes all their fire and proceeds to rip off their flesh and wear it
Like Leatherface.
My most humiliating role in a job ever was when I was working as a steward at the Merseyside youth games as a 16year old, I was asked to go and escort the Mr Blobby to the backstage area as kids kept beating him up and kicking him in the balls. I was Blobby’s bodyguard. The shame!
I think you mean im so blobby
But did you guard the original bloke?
Kye Wilson I suppose it’s possible but unlikely, the most soul destroying thing is that in that era there were many Mr Blobbies up and down the country at any given Saturday event.
The thing that saved my sanity that day was that Blobby was in need of protection, thank feck for those ball busting kids! The scars are still upon me however a way over 20 years later I still have way to vivid memories of an event I should have forgotten all about within a year...
Jen Burton we thank you for your courage!!
Wow, you sir are a true hero amongst us ordinary folk. How you managed to survive the ottrosities of such an event are astounding. We salute you, Jen Burton. 💂 (That's the closest to a saluting emoji I have.)
I am not a man that frightens easily
But this... thing... makes me remarkably uncomfortable
it's worse than a nightmare
Then grap your mini gun and don't stop firing until Mr. Blobby is nothing but a puddle.
I fear no man...
Your saying that when your pfp is his midget cousin.
@@ababygoblin2061 But that thing....
Teletubbies become terrifying when you realise that they are 10ft tall.
Wait wut
Oi nah fuck that mate
What??? I thought they were like 3 feet tall???
PauletteRavenWolfie smallest one I believe is 6ft 2
I guess you could say they're...Terrortubbies?? I'll see myself out.
At least Barney speaks actual words
Dirty Damfino Yep...
And isn't a total eyesore
@You're Gonna Hate This as a kid when barey was popular
Barney was the G.O.A.T
Yep my mom would never let me watch Barney as a young kid because she thought he sounded dumb😂but true at least Barney actually says SOMETHING instead of going, “blobby!!” With a creepily sounding voice
And wasn't a dick.
I once helped at a children’s party when a bloke in an Olaf costume bc Frozen. The kids then chased him around with balloon swords chanting “You’re not real!!!”
as a teen I would join those kids, just to be funny
I will never go to a Rave in the Mr. Blooby amusement park.
Can you imagine being high with THAT face staring back at you?!?
Okay I want to watch that
Oh god....and hearing the voice you would be gone for days.
Place is torn down, pal.
I’m living it
Idk man, I think itd be an.. interesting experience
The origin of Mr. Blobby....
BBC reporter: "So, Mr. Pennywise..... Tell me about your greatest fears"
Yep
Roses are red
I don't have a hobby...
*Dad gives mr blobby a smack in the gobby*
dad fucks up blobby like how kratos fucks up Neptune
Fucking gold
I think that was in the Bible
Now what if Mr. Blobby gets beaten up by the Teletubbies and the cast of Monty Python?
He literally sounds like every 80s Doctor Who monster.
so terrifying
As a Doctor Who fan, this should offend me, but even I have to admit the Peter Davison years are a rough watch these days.
That’s bc he spawned them. All monsters are Babies of Blobby
The weirdest thing is how the basic premise is the same as the Eric Andre show
Except Eric's good. And will probably still get celebs on because they'll think "Oh, it's Eric Andre. This might be fun."
Which is annoying and stupid as well. No talent hacks getting jobs because you autistic fucks have no taste.
@@Drimirin that is the most edgy, “look at me I think a popular thing is bad, nobodies smart but me!” Thing I’ve ever heard
Oh who am I kidding, it didn’t even crack the top 10
Yeah, just what I was thinking through most of the episode is that it's like a daytime sister show to Eric's O_o
@@blinkachu05 It's probably the same with both shows too. I don't think that celebrities starring the 2/3 seasons of Eric Andre Show knew what they were getting into, just like the first batch of mr Blobby's celebrities were probably genuinely thinking he was a real kid's character
I’m pretty sure Mr. Blobby was actually the premise for a Black Mirror episode...
I just want someone to interrupt a BBC news broadcast in the evening and have it be a silhouette of Mr. Blobby with a muffled version of his voice.
Or going on a rampage in the background of the news
That Blobby Witch Project was the scariest thing I've ever seen
Nerd of Anarchy wait that utube video?
I regret watching that
I don't know how this ridiculous character can be so scary but he is.
i audibly screamed during one of the clips they showed in the video,,,,
Mister Blobby was on 'big fat quiz of the year' once and it was simultaneously the funniest and creepiest thing ever.
I thought it said "That Time Britain Applauded a Clown to punch children"
When I describe Mr Blobby, I typically use the terms like "sentient gumdrop" "candyland's patient 0" "wad of bubblegum-orrhea" and "tumor".
All are quite fitting I think - But you did a good job Karl
Candyland's Patient 0 is really fucking good.
Say what you want about Barney, but at least he didn't ruin some little girl's cake,
The fear in Jack's eyes...
@@sushirice6751 Well someone ruined it now we have to get her to 420
Whenever I look up british fads there's always a mention of how they had, at one point, a number one song/album.
It's because we're a nation of memelords idk what you're chatting
It's because Simon Cowell made money with shitty novelty songs
Rosemary Marie Mr Blobby had a song. Not sung by him thankfully.
"A joke a fight and a bizarre idea" is pretty much the history of the UK
Even Ovaltine would have, if there had been charts back in the 20's
I remember as a kid my sister being content on watching Mr Blobby, I however was terrified. The main thing I remember from watching the show was Mr Blobby infront of a dimly lit and dark looking background, acting erratically as a red spotlight flashed on and off.
Everyone hates Barney but I'd rather live with Barney the rest of my life than watch blobby
RAZZA "I love you, you love me. Let's get together and kill barney.
With a shotgun blast and kick him to the floor
No more purple dinosaur"
Not sure if that's the original
Krack3n TFJH - This is the version I heard:
I hate you, you hate me, lets tie Barney to a tree
with a one shot, two shot, three shot, four
no more purple dinosaur
ReddwarfIV probably the one I used to know. Just couldn't remember it XD
Leo, Lee, and Lea guess there was alot of ways to sing about killing him
Ours was darker:
I love you, you hate me
Barney don't do this to me
I'm scared, I have a lot to live for
I'm buried under the floor.
“I imagine amercan people know who this is as well” you are incorrect sir
You lucky bastards.
@@melonmode4128 I actually knew who he was,,,,,I loved him as a kid
Yes and thank god for us not having to deal with that nightmare.
Yogscast taught me about blobby.
If you are into VRchat content, you'll know about him eventually sadly.
He's probably gonna return as a Doctor Who villain.
Ian Bunch it might actually make me watch the new series, if he was in it XD
That would be fucking fantastic.
Please pitch this to the BBC
I really wanna see that! XD
That would be amazing. Lol
Just imagine the sight of a bunch of flaming Dalek ships attempting in being to leave some sort of god forsaken planet to the most dramatic music as the doctor can do nothing but hold his sonic screw driver toward the aberration shaking with fear as it tears down the fabric of reality with its waving arms pulsating yellow spots and its constant screaming of the words BLOBBY .
Mr blobby’s comeback: mr blobby beats the living hell out of the dad at the birthday party.
Now imagine every single British pop culture icon beating the shit out of Mr. Blobby. I imagine Mr. Blobby being brutalized by the Doctor, the Teletubbies, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, Banjo and Kazooie (Rare is a British video game company, btw), and the cast of Monty Python, then ran over by Thomas the Tank Engine, mauled by the dinosaurs from Walking with Dinosaurs and Primeval, beaten up by the Battletoads, blasted by the Daleks, and finally stomped on by Gorgo's mom.
Ah yes, Mr. Blobby, the forgotten fifth horseman of the apocalypse.
By the way, does anyone know where I can buy a book of Blobby quotes? My favourite is probably "Blobby blobby blobby".
Problem is he would never be able to get onto a horse, let alone stay on one. He'd probably just run around the other four, knocking things over and tripping over the rest until the world was but ash and dust
Only book containing that’d be the necronomicon
This thread is brilliant oml
When he said blobby, I felt that.
He’s Irritation
I thought mr blobby was a creepy pasta 😂😂😂 omg that's seriously a kids show!
I don't think he ever actually had his own children's show as such. He was a segment on a Saturday evening family show, initially intended to be ironic, then became a genuine children's favourite. Later on he was a very minor side character on Saturday morning children's show Live and Kicking, but was generally only used for the competition segments, where he would be tasked with unveiling (and inevitably trashing) the prize trolley. Live and Kicking was unsurprisingly fully live, and I remember one show where Blobby and presenter Jamie Theakston were doing there piece to camera about the competition prizes, and Barry (the guy inside Blobby) inavertently set off the very nearby fire alarm point when he evitably fell over, leading to a comfused Jamie asking his producers (with finger holding earpiece in like a 70s sports presenter) if they were playing-in the alarm sound, or if it was real. I think they just threw to the next planned cartoon whilst they sorted it out (and presumably evacuated, then apologised to the DG etc).
I also once saw him at a live show, the Bristol Baloon fiesta (I think) and Blobby was hurtling around through a crowd at speed, if somewhat precariously, on an old bicycle, and children were running all around him whilst he did so. I have no idea how much Barry can see whilst inside the costume, but given the lack of an obvious hole in the costime I'm guessing it was a minor miracle he didn't mow any of the kids down.
10:20 is it weird I find that sincerely more disturbing than most horror films?
no
No
"mr blobby trying and failing to do normal things"
mr blobby couldn't be more relatable
mr blobby failed in a way nobody could but if you relatable failure to do normal things I suggest Mr.Bean
If my life was like the Truman Show, that's what it would be called. "Mr. Blobby Trying And Failing To Normal Things"
Sometimes im like Britain is more normal then America then i see this and i come to accept all of the world is full of wacky crazy people who never stop to say why is this a good idea
There was a Mr Blobby theme park in morecambe which is proper near to me. It's a regular park now, and I actually had no idea it used to be there. It's called happy mount park.
lance Truth
It's not about being more normal, it's about having different norms.
lance We have Mr. Meaty
the 90's were just weird times
As an, my first exposure to Mr. Blobby was a TH-cam clip of him terrifying Jack Whitehall on The Big Fat Quiz- I don't see how anyone couldn't be terrified by that thing.
In the landing in my house, just outside my room, is an old wardrobe that contains old stuff that hasn't been used since before I can remember (and i'm 20 now). Among that old stuff is an old Mr Blobby costume that was used for one of my mothers birthday parties....Mr Blobby is litterally waiting outside my bedroom door for me and that thought genuinely keeps me awake at night every time I remember.
Gamerthon98 I need that outfit
Further point for consideration: Mr Blobby got beaten up again a few years ago by Gary Barlow. Y'know, who got that much coveted Christmas number two in 1993 with Take That.
I reckon the Banker on Deal Or No Deal is Mr Blobby.
funnily they had him on Deal or No Deal one time... yeah, Ann Robinson was with Noel Edmonds and they acted out this whole "Bloody Mary" thing where Ann said "Crinkly Bottom" three times much to Noel's warnings and Mr. Blobby appeared, much to the horror of Noel and probably a lot of kin of the 90's... XD
UPDATE: I've just noticed this was actually a Dead Ringers Sketch with impressionist and Doctor Who impersonator Jon Culshaw as Noel Edmonds...
th-cam.com/video/NPAuSR_dDpQ/w-d-xo.html
Noel Edmonds was always the straight man to Mr Blobby, they were very frequently side by side. So are you suggesting some Andy Kauffman and Bob Zmuda interchangeably playing Tony Cliffton kinda deal?
The banker on Deal or no Deal is a former actor who played a Geordie policeman in Coronation Street decades ago.
My Therapist: Mr. Blobby can't hurt you
Mr. Blobby:
You didn't even mention the time Mr Blobby got beaten up by WCW wrestler Scott Hall on a Saturday morning BBC TV show. Hall later went on to hit on the female presenter during an interview segment.
Veritas Absoluta what an absolute lad
Absolute unit
Not too shocked about any information given, knowing Hall
She probably deserved it.
Too bad both Outsiders weren't there
The Blobby Witch Project XD
That was fucking terrifying
9:00- "The press were out to get Mr. Blobby." Well, from what I'm hearing, you're not entirely wrong...
Of course they were because EVERYONE was out to get him
When our son was born, I issued a "No Barney" edict to all adults who came over. That lasted for a little over a year. He saw Barney at my mother's house and he was hooked. I worked nights at the time, so I was home to watch it with him. Seeing my toddler so adore the purple dinosaur did kind of take the edge off, but it was still annoying.
Fast forward about 5 years...
...I'm a graphic artist and I got hired to work for HIT Entertainment. For several years, I made a living from Barney's popularity. I would joke that Barney signed my paychecks.
Me if I threw a birthday party for a kid:
(To a guy) "Please, NO BARNEY! Now put on this Velociraptor costume while I act as your trainer."
"Here's H from Steps stood next to this giant, freaky, bulbous creature."
That's no way to talk about Noel Edmonds. :P
Karl, Mr. Blobby is clearly an SCP. He's been contained, but he's always trying brench containment.
My God, that's straight up nightmare fuel
Daniel Collins that the shit the devil has nightmares about, nightmares themselves fear to go to sleep because of that abomination.
too look it in to it's cold dead eyes, is to look into the abyss and risk madness.😨
If his voice didn’t sound like he choked on a laptop and he looked like he belonged in Sesame Street I would like him
Yes!!
Sounds like a nazi zombie
*_THE VERSION OF SIRI SATAN HAS ON HIS IPHONE_*
26 november 2018, Mr. Blobby was seen on network television show "This Morning: with Phillip and Holly"
it's happening, Mr. Blobby has returned.
I remember When Mr blobby came to my school back in 2012 but I had no idea who the hell he was so every time I thought he was getting close to me I’d move to the other side of the Astroturf until he left.
Why did Mr blobby came to your school??
I didn't know everyone hated Barney, I used to love him when I was little :c
Little kids liked barney but the older you got the more you start to hate him when you see anything with him in it
I remember in primary school we had to sing the Mr Blobby song for our Christmas play and a teacher was wearing the costume
Jesus christ man you poor sod.
UNCOMFORTABLE.
You poor soul
And here I am, in 2024, because of the most recent episode of The Magnus Protocol. This is indeed the genesis of Mr. Bonzo.
One shudders to imagine what in human thoughts lies behind that mask.
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty
I fear no man, but that thing.
It scares me.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC
IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART?
I genuinely found him so terrifying as a kid. I had nightmares about him for years. I remember my sister found him really funny but I just hid whenever he was on TV. I think my dad resented him too
I love Barney he was literally a staple of my childhood and despite the fact I'm 18 I will admit I still watch some of the reruns every now and then
You fucking what?
A rave at an abandoned theme park based on a cursed kids TV character sounds genuinely fantastic ngl
The best thing to happen involving Mr Blobby was his fight on Harty Hill's TV Burp.
I don't know if many people outside the UK know about Blobby. I only know about him because we was on the Big Fat Quiz and Jack Whitehall freaked out.
Edit: of course you included this at the end 🌊
Karl. If you hated Mr Blobby that much, why did you have his toy in the first place. Sardistic relatives?
Sardistic? Is that a portmanteau of sarcastic and sadistic? I should use that in conversation, actually...
Quietsamurai98 Fuck. This mistake is haunting me. Thanks for the explanation. I might use it as an excuse ;)
I wasn’t around in the 90s and generally thought you dubbed over that footage of Mr blobby at the beginning with the call of duty zombie screams
I loved that black mirror episode
At some point early in my childhood I got exposed to Barney on a vhs tape. After watching it I swore I would avoid barney as much as possible. Even to this day every time I hear his trademark song I start literally punching myself in the head. That character is the one reason I am glad that Tomas the tank engine exists. People would rather make memes about a train with a face than a purple dinosaur.
5 nights at Blobbys
Jesus fucking Christ......
God help us
When he compared blobby to barnie I realized.....this is an avengers level threat
I saw a video of Blobby getting beaten up by a bunch of kids at a birthday party. It was on America's Funniest Home Videos.
That's odd, our funny home video show (You've Been Framed) always had American videos.
Same here Weeping.
I'm from one of the area that had the theme park that closed down after three months. It was before I was born but the park it was in has erased all evidence of Mr Blobby
I swear my earliest recollection of Blobby was that he stumbled onto the stage and his head fell off, revealing the actor (actress?) inside, and then Noel picked up the head with a look of pure bewilderment. Did that really happen, was it a nightmare I had? Who knows, and frankly, who cares? It's terrifying either way.
I’ve never been more frightened of a child’s character in my life
Nothing that gives this abomination more recognition is a good thing....I cant tell what would be worse, the inevitable rule 34 for it, the fact someones gonna write a creepypasta about it, or that someone is going to make a Mr Blobby ASMR video. These things are bound to happen.
Liono liony goddammit...rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=198711😫
I'm surprised a creepypasta game hasn't been made out of him yet.
Please no
It exists I saw a video of it out there.
A bloke on my estate growing up claims to be Mr blobby and references being beaten up by a parent
Being American, I've watched this video thinking "My God this is fucking brilliant! I love it!", but as soon as the comparison to Barney was made, I understood how Blobby was considered annoying.
But tbh I still think Mr. Blobby is hilarious
This is why no-one understands the Americans
That blobby song sounds like a fever dream while falling asleep next to one of those inflatable punching clowns
6:06 - Didn't that thing spend three weeks at No1 in December 1993?
And my parents helped it - they were convinced my brother loved him and got him the single as a Christmas present. He didn't (he recalled putting it in the loft in 1994 when we moved to a smaller house in 2007).
"The version of Siri Satan has on his IPhone" 😂😂😂
That thing is a horror movie monster.
I was introduced to Mr Blobby through those clips from the quiz show and until now I thought that comedian was just doing a bit because the whole joke was that Mr Blobby was supposed to be terrifiying (not even necessarily annoying). Even when I later found the Christmas song (while trying to figure out what the hell this pus-filled monstrosity was), I thought the joke was again that it's supposed to be actually scary, what with all the red lighting in the video and some of the lyrics bordering on some cultish vibes.
I even read his "annoying clumsiness" as some kind of nod to his accursed state of being where he barely holds any semblance of control over his own body.
Yeah I completely misread this character didn't I?
That thing came from the very depths of hell.
I was absolutely terrified of Mr Blobby as a child. My mum told me that there was once a person in a blobby suit in a shopping centre and i was hiding behind mum and this suit came running toward me arms outstretched and i (a child who didnt tend to cry apparently) screamed bloody murder and wouldnt stop crying and even tried running away. Never been scared of clowns or anything along those lines or any other kids character but for some reason Mr Blobby terrified me. You have no idea how much of a weird relief this video is knowing that his creepiness was intentional and it wasn't my irrational child brain hahaha.
The early Erick Andre
"I fear no man. But that THING... It scares me."
Wow, memories! We visited one of the Blobby theme parks when it was still running and it was shite 😂
He had a comeback alright
*looks at VRchat*
I remember when Harry Hill beat up mr Blobby, repeatedly, on Harry Hill's TV burp
His voice reminds me of a monster from power rangers lol
I loved him as a kid. I had a vhs tape of his show and I'd watch it over and over
I didn't even know who Mr Blobby was before I saw the Big Fat Quiz and I was in stitches the whole time. The ending especially was phenomenal.
Mr blobby was the original Eric Andre
They should put him on Celebrity Big Brother or something haha
I actually don't mind barney. He's annoying yeah but it's a children's character ffs. I loved him as a child tho. I'd rather spend a day with barney than an hour with this mr. Blobby. It doesn't matter if he's unfunny, he terrifies me
I presume Noel looked back in anger, causing it's 1999 cancellation
Why.... In all that is pure....did I love this rabid, pox-riddled skittle as a child?
I had a clothes with him on.
We had a tree chocolate for years of him. The same chocolate for years. My dog got blamed for eating it, but as it turned out my older brother tried to eat it...
And I remember that song
My German teacher has mr blobbys EVERYWHERE in her class and if she wants you to answer a question she throws one at you
I'm Britsh and i had Barney on Video's...
i kinda loved watching him... even if i was 7 and born in the 21st century XD
"Extra! Extra! Mr. Blobby gets smacked in the gobby!"
Now imagine every single British pop culture icon beating the shit out of Mr. Blobby. I imagine Mr. Blobby being brutalized by the Doctor, the Teletubbies, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, Banjo and Kazooie (Rare is a British video game company, btw), and the cast of Monty Python, then ran over by Thomas the Tank Engine, mauled by the dinosaurs from Walking with Dinosaurs and Primeval, beaten up by the Battletoads, blasted by the Daleks, and finally stomped on by Gorgo's mom.
I know someone who went to the Mr. Blobby Amusement Park!
Before or after the junkie takeover?
I went there but I was young so my memories are in the vault. Probably for the best.
TFLtd Productions end that friendship
I went when I was like 4? 5? I only remember the Noddy section. Thank heck.
I went through 20 years of life not knowing about this character and it could have stayed that way
Mr blobby was abhorrent....but so is noel edmonds.
8:54
“Just imagine for a second, being so hated…. so disliked on like, on almost a universal scale… that a story about you having the shit beaten out of you is reported as a good thing.”
If this happened to James Corden, everyone and their mom would be cheering on his attacker
I see where Eric Andre got his inspiration
The best bit about the big fat quiz was that it was built up though. Jack said earlier in the show that he was absolutely terrified of Mr Blobby, and then for the last question the host was like sorry Jack guess who our guest is now, and then Blobby mounted a desk trying to get to Jack while Jack ran to hide behind the other celebs.