RISE OF THE DOLPHINS | Tasty Blue #2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 มิ.ย. 2016
- The dolphins will rise and fight back against their oppressive human overlords in Tasty Blue
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Outro created by the super talented Cranbersher:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - เกม
Jack: I’m a whale biologist and I know that’s not how things go.
Me: I’m pretty sure that a fish can’t eat a helicopter
Not to mention that sperm whales are toothed whales that feed on large squids. It is one hundred percent how it works.
Some guy with a bad history teacher yep and a WHALE BIOLOGIST doesn’t know that
S H A M E
Some nb with a bad history teacher wait... aren’t sperm whales fish then? So they shouldn’t be called whales?
well are you a whale biologist?
Hi jack don’t tell anybody but I’m nine and I watch your videos 😏😸 I wish I could see you in person 😿
Jack:"who wants to come over and river dance with me?"
Me: "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" *runs across the ocean to Ireland*
ARE YOU JESUS RUNNING ACROSS THAT WATER?!?!!
+Ambilexious if you run fast enough you can, like those funny lizards
he said river dance not ocean dance! pft silly :3
+BlackHolePlayz i live in indonesian theres no winter
its hot and rain
I was about to ask if he used the riverdance music! I was just at the riverdance concert.
Jack if you still read this now, there are currently 49.67 zillion fish in the Atlantic alone!
Drowned Escort BORING
Cool
Holy shit
Cool
So 49.67 Quadrillion?
*"They're so smol and squeeshie!"*
- Jacksepticeye
((froggos are da best))
👐👏👌
👐👏👌
👐👏👌
👐👏👌
b r o k e t h e c h a i n
There are about 4 fish in the sea:
Bob
Geff
Marshall
FrickaDick
Incredicrafter there are actually 5 fish in the sea: Bob, Geff, Marshall, Frickadick, and Boopersnooper
FRICKIN FRICKADICK 🤣
The dolphin is very intimidating as a species. The laws against people being allowed to interact with them in wild waters isn't just for the animal's safety, but for ours too. I love the dolphin -- it's one of my favorite animals almost exclusively for their brains and seemingly spiritual nature. They are however, very dangerous and people have been killed by them. A dolphin's beak is very strong, and is the tool they use to do much of their attacking. A man was rammed by a dolphin in the abdomen and died from internal injury. Aside from their strength, the intelligence also adds something interesting. They're cunning, cheating, abusive, sexual deviants and Jack even said it -- they kill for sport! But even with their negative sides, they also can be very compassionate. Females have been found singing to their unborn calves when they're close to delivery. They also teach each other dolphins how to utilize tools and take advantage of their surroundings. Ahh i'm probably going on and on about stuff most people already know by now, but maybe SOMEone will get something neat out of this, or share back. As usual Jack, thanks for playing! hope to see more Tasty Blue from you!! :D
I learned something new thanks 😃✋
YAAAAY AHHH you're welcome thank you for reading OuO
+Fae FierceVulpine Yas it was a great teaching opportunity and you took it. Thank you 😃
I'm so happy i could be of service, you is welcome!!! \(;u;)/
\(^-^)/
14:03 the squid is called “bigfin squid” its also the squid with the longest arm measurements supposedly reaching 8 meters (about 26 feet)
Jack: What joke do I say? My palms are sweaty!
Me: knees weak, arms are heavy, mom’s spaghetti!
Moms spaghetti isnt good sadly :(
yes
@@Kaitri its eminem lyrics
I love that the music brings out your Irish :)
VioletHyena Yeah he sounds so Irish in this game!
VioletHyena I love it to and I'm not Irish but it's amazing music
I is Irish
"I feel like I'm causing way more chaos then I did in the other one!"
You ate supernovas ✋😌
Jack: *Gets 9000% more Irish as this video progresses*
Sean: Do I pretend to know all the answers? No
Also Sean: I'm a whale EXPERT
Jack i seriously want to thank you.. I'm going through a seriously rough time right now >.< just broke up with my girlfriend of 8 months and it's a real shits creek moment right now.. But your videos old and new are making me laugh and brightening the mood little by little. I want to thank you for that.. Seriously. You really do help so much more with your videos than you think.. For instance right now i'm commenting watching bed and ed playlist on my xbox.. Lol. It's making me laugh, so i owe you one. I really do. Thank you so much.
could not agree more
I'm sorry about u and your gf. You'll find your special someone someday tho :)
Same thing was for me when I discovered Jack. Feel better love 💙💚
+A Troll . . .
I was going to reply to you but your name suggests I shouldn't.
+A Troll 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Jack: You don't think I'm worth 3 stars either?
Me: No, your worth 10 stars.
4:57 "Hello?! hAvE yOu SeEn My SoN?!"
Isabella Carson hIs NaMe iS sAmUEl
@@pablothecat1405 that's my BROTHER'S name 😱😱😱
Diamond Wolfey what a coincidence
Ik right?
No man youre a 900.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 star man to me
You need to put ,commas not .dots
Hes a nine hundred queptillion star man
He's only 900 stars since the decimal points
900 Septillion Star Man!
*999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999 star man
Jack: "how do fish get high?"
Me: "Jack... no... pls"
Jack: "They eat seaWEED!"
Me: "why Jack? WHY?"
50% sea 50% weed.
sean* not jack
+King Bunner there's no need to correct her. Sean or Jack is fine.
wow... I just got that...😨
lol
+UnicornClitoris nice sponge bob reference and awsome username
Am i the only one who laughed at the fish puns? i literally just died of laughter. How do fish get high? they smoke sea WEEED
lila schafer that's really funny
min yoongi ha ha ha I did to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😂😂🤣😂😅😂😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😂🤣😂😅😅😂
I SEA what you did there. I'm shore-y. No really that was bad, I'm sorry
This Is Cringe
Jack: eat them all, eat them all, eat them all in your mouth
Me: if you’re not using your mouth there is a problem
Arctic Fox you can you use your ass
Have you never seen that one south park episode!?!?!?!?
yes
Jack:I don't wanna eat frogs! *proceeds to viscouslly consume frogs*
One day there were three people. Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut up. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hiding. Shut up was finding Trouble when he met a policeman. The policeman said, "What is your name?" "Shut up!" The policeman replied, "Are you looking for trouble?" "Yes!" The policeman fumed, "Where are your manners?" "In the toilet."
So clever... So clever... XD
thx
So Shut Up owns Manners?
+Adolf Hitler Shut Up probably assumed that was a grammical error.
XD!!!
"Where did you come out of?" Well Jack, when 2 people love each other...
oh god please no.
DONT.TELL.ME.TH😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
InversePrism how?
InversePrism I think you mean "When two fish/dolphins love each other..."
The woman fish lays the eggs and the guy fish squirts sperm on the eggs. Pretty sure fish can change gender too.
They're not aqua-cars, they're *mer-cedes*!
I know I'm a few years late.
Bad puns? You belong on the game theorists channel, it's what they're really best at!
You did NOT
Fun fact Dolphin get high on puffer fish
Happy Days What is scary is that's true. They harass them so they puff up, then they chew and suck on them until they are high.
This is true! Also the males will torture females for fun... :(
Darkwolf dolphins are evil little shits and I love them
Jason king yea, I know. Find it fascinating rlly :)
It's true
Oh god, commenters are ocean experts this episode XD
Who else googled "How many fish are in the ocean"?
I was thinking about it 😂
Meeeeeeeeeee
Well let me just say you don't have to ask because the answer is plenty
The true answer is we may never know... Different sea creatures are discovered every day... Plus like 90% of all the oceans are undiscovered
I searched it it maybe 3,500,000,000,000 fish’s in the ocean
4:20 Yes those are salmon, they're Sockeyes getting ready to breed. That's just kinda what they look like when they start it because hormones transform them.
Anemones is said like an-em-o-knees
Haha 🤦
You'd think with all the talk about Finding Nemo that he'd know the pronunciation for it lol
Jack: "Your'e not a fish."
Me: "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES!"
Benjamin Price-Olson lol
Wtf is 'your'e'
My last name is Olson too. ARE YOU MY LONG LOST BROTHER!?!?!
I’m a turtle
no.. you're a skeleton.
Jack is worth every star in the universe
"I'm like the size of the eifle tower"
*is 8.55 meters*
Omg I started squealing when Sean went all Irish boi on us. X3 ahhh.
I fricking love you Sean, you’re so awesome and hilarious.
If I were one of the creatures I would cheat the system and eat the sand.
Overlord Phantom I love sand
Lol, u haz da smurtz!
I hate sand, its coarse, irritating and it gets everywhere..
Your diet rocks
Soldthief Yes And It was also a fact
actually sperm whales are one of the few types of whales that have teeth and one of the few types of whales that eat fish
they are also one of the giant squid's only predators, as well as the colossal squid, for that matter
and those creepy tentacle dangling things are called jellyfish
nvm about that last one
It's pronounced uh-neh-moe-nees
killer whales are a type of dolphin, and dolphins are a type of whale
A n e m o n
Here's a joke:what do you call a missing shape
A poly GONE
Let's get STRAIT to the point. You SEA, I could make a joke at this CURRENT time. But I must WAVE goodbye.
Seesaw Omens IS THE NEW SANS
Ok SEA you later I'm gonna CURRENTly Go swimming so I'll WAVE goodbye mate
Jack, you aren't worth three stars.
You're worth all five.
Exactly.
+Deadly Carrot hime?
try ten stars
Sean is worth infinite stars
+Lexie Speigle I was about to say
I have questions
1. Are u a stand up comedian
2. Are u actually a whale biologist
1. somewhat, he makes joke online so.
and 2. he was, maybe still is, or finished studying to BE a whale biologist.
"That would be a.........SHARK"
-Jacksepticeye
*I don't know why, but watching this game (although it's simple) is really entertaining*
true, also your channel is great!
same
I am sub to your channel
Exactly.
ikr
Jack is the single most stereotypically Irish man I have ever met, and I love it!
The best xD
ME TWO
he's not the only Irish youtuber
By jesus is he irish!
Dewszter is who irish
I feel like I can always come back to these videos and re-watch them, thank you, Sean.
Silly jack they're seals not sealions
Yea
It said they were seals when he ate them
Bruh isn't that literally the same thing
I googled it nvrm seals are grey so ya
Congrats again on 11 Million Subscribers I know that even if I say you deserve it and more you'll be humble about it but you truly have earned it and are an outstanding individual who has impacted so many of us for the better myself included so thanks for being you and helping me through the darkness and into the light. Stay awesome
Supporting Jack like a true BOSS
All the love for Jackaboy
Tamelia Joyner Much love for Jackaboy
+Raven Jay thank you my dumb ass friend said that their is like 1000
+NextGenPhoenixGamer Yep
I wonder when jack's diamond play button will arrive
Well it's a huge diamond :/ and he lives across the Atlantic..
So it's gonna be a while XD
the amount of fish in the ocean could be increasing today, no one actually knows how many fish are in the sea, some people think more than a billion, others think less than a billion, there is no actual number for how many fish are in the sea.. Jack your question is impossible to answer, i'm sorry fish keep breeding..
yah but jish also keep dying and theres also fishermen
there are 9 dd
Carly Panda look it up dummy
Man, there are way more than a billion fish in the sea, there are around 6 million types of fish species, let alone the number of actual fish.
Carly Panda we must dump wastes into our seas until they loose all sex organs!
The spooky boy at 14:04 is a magnapinna squid, so named for his ridiculously large fins, which make his head look bigger than it actually is. His tentacles can grow to 30 feet long! Despite the eerie green tint of this picture, his skin is a delightful rosy-white.
15:00 How the heck did they manage to misspell "eating"?
Dolphins are as cool as Jack
JACK IS COOLEST
Buuuuuut jack is the best!
Jack is bestest
I don't think you're three stars Jack.
I think you're 5.
same
No he is BOSS STARS
+Jacob Fernandez yea lol
yeah he's MAGIC JACK
so watch out for HIS "BRO - FIST in the face"😂😂😋👊👊👊
sorry did not mean to steal your comment
14:17 it’s waiting for something to come take a closer look at it.
It’s how they get food.
the captions say "slippy no!" at the beggining haha
fish weights you say jack? they dont need them! they already ave scales!
*have
Jacks having a "whale" of a time
Kaitlyn headley u mean a Whale good time
both work
I like all the way all the way that is my favorite song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaitlyn headley nice
Kaitlyn headley I guess you didn't SEA that...
found this from Google...
"According to the best estimates of scientists, there are 3,500,000,000,000 (3.5 trillion) fish currently living in the ocean. The fish population is one that is very difficult to estimate"
3.5 trillion fish in the sea
*Well, my guess is that no human on earth knows what the exact number of fish in the entire ocean, all the oceans combined, are. We have no idea, since we don't exactly have the technology to figure that out. And, we probably wont figure out how many fish are in all the oceans until thousands of years. There's PROBABLY [Not sure, didn't look this up] an estimated guess of twenty billion fish in the sea, no, probably more. I know people say, hey, there are some parts in the ocean where not many fish live, which is true, but when you think about it, there could be thousands unidentified fish down at the bottom of the sea, we just don't know it yet. Maybe there's a whole new species of animal down there, not even closely related to fish or any sea creature. I'm quite interested in the ocean, i'd like to find out what the amount of fish in the ocean is. Maybe it's lower or higher than we thought. Well, might as well wait out the hundreds of years to come. We'll find it out eventually, I hope.*
Anne 545 well actually the census of marine life say there is about 230,000 species in the ocean....
Anne 545 😐
Anne 545
my estimate is 478,932,219,874,637,248 fish
Scientists only know about 5% of our own ocean...
Mmmmmmmmmm
Hey Jack, why did the chicken cross the road?
To get a newspaper.
Don't get it? neither did he!
Wow XD
I have a joke
What?
Pussy.
I don't get it.
I know.
Lol
Lol nice one
Haha good one
For some reason, Jack's little bit of calling the sea lions dumb reminded me of one of my current fave reads from RDR:
Darienne Lake: (slowly) "Adore Delano, I'm going to say this very slowly so you can understand." (pauses) (normal speed) "You're dumb."
To answer your question, there is an estimated 3.5 trillion fish in the ocean, of over 200,000 species. There is also an estimated 1-2 million species that are undiscovered.
hey jack! you asked about how many fishies in the sea there are? there's roughly about 30,000 species of known fish (that would equal close to the amount of amphibians, reptiles, birds, and mammals all together). And there's an estimate of there being 200,000 unknown species of fish
your smart
+Sirak JoeyLahar
you're*
irony.
Irony? Where?
Hunter Green "your smart"
Spelt "you're"
Jack: "Frogs are adorable! They are so small and squishy!"
Me: "Yeah, like you"
Also me: *:3*
me:lmao😂😂😂😂
your name doesn't say the same xD 😂 jk lol
1000% agree
+Haydn Llewellyn 1001% agree
"Bigfin squid" is the one with the long, creepy tentacles. But "Bigfin reef squid" are actually adorable.
I love it when we hear frog stories from your childhood Jack.
"I don't want to eat frogs. They are so small and squishy and they don't really know what's going on, they just sit there look at you, then jump away because they have no fuckin' earthly clue of who or what you are".
Greenpeace= #SavetheFroggits. Froggits are love, Froggits are life :).
Fish and ships... Septiplier away... Get it? No? Okay... I'll leave
Hi 🤓⚾️
Septiplier AWAAAAAY!!!!
SETIPLIERAWAYYYYYYY
SEPTIPLIERAWAYYYYYYYYY
SEPTIPLIERAWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMAO
Jack, the deep sea alien octopus is actually a species of jellyfish
is it really??? huh, learn something new everyday I guess lol
No I don't think jack is worth 3 stars.....
I THINK HE IS WORTH INFINITE STARS 😁
No he's worth 00000000000000000.0 stars
I love how he called them Sea Lions like 50 times but up in the corner it said Seals XD haha
Jack there can't be a number of fish in the sea we haven't even explored 90% of is
Of it*
I thought it was 95% of the ocean, still a lot
+DragonSlayer0313 true dat
we have not even discovered 20% of it
We haven't even discovered 10%
The answer to the question “how many fish are in the ocean” it is undiscovered because we still need to search the ocean floor, only 5% of the oceans floor is mapped
7.5 Trillian fish live in the sea so Jack I answered your Question.
But 5000 unknown spies of fish in the sea
Cool thanks dude!
@@robmccrory4281 that is true because the sea is only 5% explored
@@howlinathewolf1322 your welcome
Jack you should do some Irish dancing
HELL TO THE YEAH
yup
HELL YEAH
Yes!
tomorrows video idea has been born
Seems like everyone got a Diamond play button except for Jack :(
yeah
No Dan TDM also
And Pewdiepie
+GambadoGamer453 your thinking of pewdiepie
pewdiepie does have his now
Who else stayed for the end?
Oh, by the way, Jack, I want to come over and river dance with you!
Also, would it be cool to see the Eye (logo for Jack) be the main 'fishy' in the game? That'd be *awesome*!
The Aquacars should be called “Watermoblies”
there is 1123854 mill fish in the sea. :3
Best Answer: 5 trillion, 78 billion, 422 million, 335 thousand, and 48.
wait one was just born.
5 trillion, 78 billion, 422 million, 335 thousand, and 49.
wait two were just eaten
5 trillion, 78 billion, 422 million, 335 thousand, and 47.
wait another 10 were born.
5 trillion, 78 billion, 422 million, 335 thousand, and 57.
Crap I can't keep up.
thank you
lol
i just saw that on yahoo lol
lolz
Give the sea lions a break, there's a frog called " mountain chicken"... A FROG... Called mountain CHICKEN
GradeAunderA
Dezillia Webber who dat?
+Sterooka Gaming Hes a youtubers and he made a video and mentioned them in it.
Girls Of Gaming oh
+Jeri Bayless definitely spam
"How many FISHES are there in the sea". since "fishes" refers to multiple types of fish, there are 33,100 fishes, roughly 50% of all chordates and roughly 1% of all animals. Half of them are marine, so there are about 16,550 fishes in the sea, give or take (I think the actual number is closer to 15,300)
I came back to watch this series because it's amazing
here's a joke from comedy Central Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.
"Well," Johnny replied, "Don't f**k with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
wow XF
lol i like that
so funny
Wowwwwww... well done heheheh
lmao
14:05 HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS IS THAT ACTUALLY A SQUID? IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN WITH FOUR ARMS, AND TWO LEGS AND ITS JUST HOLDING STRINGS. That's freaky af...
It looks like it's holding a marionette... It just stares PUPPETUALLY into your soul.
+Undyne The Undying WHY
I want to watch the world burn.
Its from war of the worlds hihi
its a magmapinna squid
I loved your description of frogs "small and squishy" so cute < >
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About 3.5 trillion fish not counting mammals or plants
Jacksepiceye isn't worth three stars he's worth 1 billion stars
Teegzo77 you can do better than that like infinite stars
No, INFINITE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack:Does it look like im a three star man!?
me:no it doesnt you look like a ten star man :D
like if you agree
MasturtleX212 I would, but I won't just because you asked, nothing against you, I'm just a very contradictory person
Ya :D
lol
I liked
happy 154 likes!
He said 1
Have you ever just wanted to eat helicopters? I have!
-*Jacksepticeye 2016*
*LEVEL UP*
I remember once I was at a lake where you cannot use fishing rods (it's for swimming), and I caught a really large tadpole with my bare hands. I think it was probably injured beforehand or sleeping.
So. I scrolled through the comments and not one single individual mentioned how incorrectly Sean pronounced "Anemone"
Ikr. That was sorta strange
Anenomeneme.
Im just doing that now😭
We've all come together for a common cause. :')
I just thought of nemo trying to pronounce that :)
what the millitary dolphins are saying when they are about to breach?
Frog out
xDDDDDDDDD
2:45 you're not 3 stars jack, you're the entire ✨galaxy✨ of stars
Jack was talking about how many fish there are in the sea, and it reminded me of the fact that we know more about the MOON than we do the ocean. which is scary. (In my opinion)
Fishy likes the nom nom in the ocean and the air! Fishy must make sure not to scrape the tummy on the rocks and land! Big big fishy
Sorry that wasnt very good
Well, I liked it:)
+smell of DeKay well then I'm glad :D
I wonder how many people Jack has inspired to start their own channels.
Probably hundreds of thousands.
Just gots that Irish charm lol
truly sad isnt it?
Panda How is that sad?
Bubbalishus all the cringe
Panda Ahh true true. About 90% of those channels are probably cringe, but hey, at least they get a participation medal lol.
This is a PSA that goldfish can’t live in a bowl and suffer while they do because they’re messy and grow huge and need at least a 20 gal with a filter. Anything smaller the fish can’t grow properly and have proper swimming room. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
16:23 - "Let's grab a goldfish blade, and make a bloodpact, babe..."
Comin' to you from 2017, lol.
My grandma has a pond full of multi coloured frogs like purple and yellow combined, it was really cool.
is no one questioning a 7cm dolphin?
I'm dolphinitely questioning it, myshellf.
NOOOOOOOO the puns!
+Trinity Kitty what is a crabs favorite coffe a crab a cheno
Giada P lol
+floof ma doof yes
those things with skinny long tentacles looked beautiful
9:54 “I’m like the size of the Eiffel Tower!”
*8.53 meters*