HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE (Untitled Goose Game) - Part 1

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  • Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk
    That translates to welcome to this lets play guide of untitled goose game. I hope you enjoy the let's play and use this as your one stop shope for untitled goose game walkthrough. Thank you happy hjonk
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15127

    If you don't sub, rumour has it the Goose will come to your house and eat your toes

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6861

    Y’all ever see a dead goose lying around? No. You haven’t. Why? They’re immortal HELL DEMONS

    • @chiaraj1003
      @chiaraj1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I once did. Guess someone knew how to kill demons

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      You ever seen a snail die of old age? *They're immortal*

    • @kleinmoretti5385
      @kleinmoretti5385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Y'all ever see a dolphin that's not working?

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      *_THOSE FUCKERS HAVE DEMONIC TOUNGUE TEETH_*

    • @Guhargamerman
      @Guhargamerman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@QueerAndHunger lol

  • @maggiemasiedawg00
    @maggiemasiedawg00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    Felix: immediatly tries to cause AS MUCH CHOAS as possible
    Jack: "I just want to be a helpful goose" "Can I be your friend"

    • @bensarnoski65
      @bensarnoski65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm more afraid of Jack when he asks who's not smiling, and I'm not.

    • @deinos1229
      @deinos1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Chaotic good

    • @razzleyt743
      @razzleyt743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He says, ima go destroy the world.

    • @armanyusaf5019
      @armanyusaf5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chaos *😊

    • @gamingwithmaxyoboy3514
      @gamingwithmaxyoboy3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whos felix

  • @4bs_ben
    @4bs_ben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2606

    Someone: “Video games make people violent”
    Untitled Goose Game: ... _Hjonk._

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    Anybody who thinks this game is unrealistic _clearly_ hasn't met a goose before. Give a goose a reason to, and it'll chase after you for a good half a kilometer, honking and flapping and nipping at your heels the whole way -- those birds are vindictive and malicious, and probably _would_ organize an uprising if given the chance.

    • @stabbamonroll
      @stabbamonroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      a piece of bread wrote this

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@stabbamonroll I suppose I do have a _rye_ sense of humor.

    • @raytwin11
      @raytwin11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nah, I have a goose and he definitely does stuff like this. He's really smart. He takes things and hide them places. He knows his name too. When he gets excited he'll honk. He'll stand around where we keep his treats and honk until we give him one. Homeboy will not go to bed without going on a short walk too XD Although I'll give it to you wild geese are very scary. Do not boop the nature goose.

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@raytwin11 Wild swans, too -- elegant-looking birds, but they're downright _nasty_ if you give them a reason to be. And do _not_ get anywhere _close_ to goslings, unless you're in the mood for a sprint.

    • @taysonny2991
      @taysonny2991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also...goose eat boot

  • @KaySpr
    @KaySpr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    "He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus" Jack is a man of words, a poet. lol

    • @Tordek
      @Tordek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That plus his accent had me in tears.

    • @pieflower6419
      @pieflower6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have a ford focus

    • @misfitmania4558
      @misfitmania4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Tordek he went turbo irish

    • @nicolekeeley200
      @nicolekeeley200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a ford focus driver this is my favorite quote of his

    • @Doryzitter
      @Doryzitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, but how does he know? Has he driven one before?
      *suspicion*

  • @mallowfly7655
    @mallowfly7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    Jack: ghonkghonkghonkghonkghonkamgoooooooooose
    Subtitles: “music”
    Me: *damn straight*

    • @suukoshi5021
      @suukoshi5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      is it weird that i saw this comment at the exact time jack said that?

    • @animationglows3961
      @animationglows3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@suukoshi5021 no, I had it too

    • @wyatt-mv6pd
      @wyatt-mv6pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A2.5Child that keeps happening to me

    • @doperkai1330
      @doperkai1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No humerr

    • @n4n0_bl4k
      @n4n0_bl4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me using my last 4 brain cells trying to say H J ö N K

  • @kermy9948
    @kermy9948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Jack takes talking to himself to the next level.

    • @Karma28282
      @Karma28282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes.

    • @minamichelledach7932
      @minamichelledach7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @emmerald1
      @emmerald1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did anyone search jacksepticeye GOOSE and had this come up

    • @audreyli9000
      @audreyli9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emmerald1
      i first searched “sykkuno goose” and after watching that i scrolled down and saw this

    • @hayley6236
      @hayley6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NAGISA. AND KARMA IS IN THE REPLIES. AH

  • @teyhaobrien4594
    @teyhaobrien4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Jack: Wait, if I put a leek in garage?
    *Places leek in garage*
    Jack: Ma'am, ma'am! Come quickly! Your garage is leeking!

  • @sweetyap9874
    @sweetyap9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4872

    i havent watched Jacksepticeye in a while...and I come back to him looking like a Viking and talking to cardboard cutout versions of himself....playing as a goose.
    I'm Home 😭

  • @cooperthomas4726
    @cooperthomas4726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    This goose is smart.
    Stockpiling his bells before Tom nook can get them.

    • @fquinones78
      @fquinones78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BIG BRAIN

    • @medusathedecepticon
      @medusathedecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very smart indeed cx

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *10000 iq*

    • @ideaammo3650
      @ideaammo3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the bell thing is why i don't play animal crossing
      if i was as smart as goose, i would've stockpiled bells too

  • @sasha_bean
    @sasha_bean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    fun fact: his "hjönk hjönk am goose" is the most wholesome thing to ever exist

  • @yoshidollface
    @yoshidollface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    "Ooh, bells! I want the bells! Is that my plan?"
    He immediately figured it out and then immediately forgot lmao
    Edit: 2k likes!! I've never had so many! Thank you :3

  • @mickeym.1914
    @mickeym.1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3510

    Funny goose facts:
    *They actually hiss when threatened.
    *They also can use the knuckles on their wings to beat someone/something and it's scary.
    *They have teeth both on their bills and their tongues.
    *When upset, they lower their heads to the ground and charge at their target.
    *They really really love lettuce and might steal your entire hand for it.
    *Geese are quite personable when raised by hand and you can buy goose diapers if they stay in your house!
    *Many breeds of domestic geese actually can't fly, including Sebastopols, Chinese, and African geese.
    *Some geese literally fear nothing and are more than willing to tear up a broom if you attempt to herd them with it.
    Just some fun info ^^

    • @1989JARR
      @1989JARR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Mine are cowards lol... but they'll hiss and act tough even with babies. Ones a brown chinese gander and the other is a pilgrim/Chinese hen I think

    • @1305maggie
      @1305maggie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I've never been scare did geese, but I am now. WE DONT EVEN HAVE GEESE HERE

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am a goose

    • @axelf9947
      @axelf9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I feel like you know these facts from experience

    • @khandapwner6805
      @khandapwner6805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "it could have been an african goose"
      "oh, yeah, an african goose maybe, but not a european goose. that's my point"

  • @pokevideogirl
    @pokevideogirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Thats how the apocalypse starts"
    Then wtf were the winchesters doing

    • @trishasurangana2278
      @trishasurangana2278 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MonoChronicle no s--t, sherlock

    • @littlewolf4387
      @littlewolf4387 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can't win this fight this goose is to powerful

    • @nicweckerly7667
      @nicweckerly7667 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dean is the goose💀

  • @rainwunk
    @rainwunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    *I love how he names every annoying kid in a video game Billy.*

  • @kyuregumen
    @kyuregumen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    Nobody:
    Every TH-camr ever: *throws sandwich in the lake*

  • @heylookitschar
    @heylookitschar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    "ʜʏᴏɴᴋ ʜʏᴏɴᴋ I got your boots 𝔹𝕀𝕋ℂℍ"
    -Jack 2019

  • @oldaccount6963
    @oldaccount6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “I’m a nice goose”
    ~A couple of minutes later~. “IM AN EVIL GOOSE” Have a great whatever time it is for you! Emrys they/them

    • @ttgruffles6731
      @ttgruffles6731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love you (not in a weird way just an LGBTQ bonding way)

    • @oldaccount6963
      @oldaccount6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ttgruffles6731 aw thanks you too dude.

    • @freakz64
      @freakz64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what does emrys mean

    • @oldaccount6963
      @oldaccount6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@freakz64 it’s my name but apparently it means immortal! I say apparently because my memory is horrible and I forgot what my name meant.

    • @moss.is.awkward818
      @moss.is.awkward818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oldaccount6963
      Oh cool, my name means peace
      Btw- she/they :D

  • @miarodriguez9670
    @miarodriguez9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That intro caught me off guard I-
    No one:
    Jack every ten seconds:HYONK HYONK IM GOOSE
    “Geese love coffee,trust me I’m Irish”

  • @Rico_71
    @Rico_71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Media: "videogames cause violence"
    Jack: "in this game i control a goose"

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ellama3736 no i'm not. But i am terrified now...WHAT WERE YOU TWO IN TO?

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ellama3736 oooh ok ok ahah no worries

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Violence can actually teach the kids what not to do, even though advertisement says otherwise, nite: don't believe everything you see in movies, books, news, etc. it's up to you to change the world for the better

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so violent

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is the most violent game ive ever seen idk watchu talkin about

  • @xplosive4554
    @xplosive4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    News: "Video games make people VIOLENT!"
    Jack: "I have sandwich now. This is my sandwich."

    • @dragonfire8873
      @dragonfire8873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Xplosive Plays much violence.

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh yes, so violent.(obviously, I'm being sarcastic)

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xplosive Plays Exactly

    • @XSaffie_LoveX
      @XSaffie_LoveX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      although he did traumatize that child half to death and trap him in a phone box :'D

    • @cullenhobbs9852
      @cullenhobbs9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That isn’t very Christian PG family-friendly clean content

  • @Delnyque
    @Delnyque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sean: “who’s whatching this and not smiling right now?”
    Me, coming from the end of unus annus: :(

  • @tp8077
    @tp8077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "This game looks absolutely bonkers"
    i think you mean
    hjönkers

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me both laugh and scowl at the pun lol

    • @nicweckerly7667
      @nicweckerly7667 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Calm down sans, don’t use you’re full power

  • @hannahmellinger6789
    @hannahmellinger6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Satan: I wanna make an animal, just let me make one
    God: fine, but make it count
    Satan: *makes the goose* I made it honk instead

    • @thetrashpile7847
      @thetrashpile7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hannah Mellinger this seems accurate

    • @randomkidnamedethan8065
      @randomkidnamedethan8065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      God: okay now get the hell out

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I played no part in the creation of geese! Honestly, you should stop spreading such vitriolic lies! ;)

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @God damn it Battler/Tom/Zucc Exactly! That's the same allegiance as God! Therefore, God created geese!

    • @lauratatum509
      @lauratatum509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Satan Sorry Satan, but they got you there.

  • @hockeydefenceman116
    @hockeydefenceman116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    2014: Goat Simulator
    2019: HjöNK AM GOOSE

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HockeyDefenceman 11 the latter being much better.

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    His videos are so high quality now... he’s become... more immature but in the most mature way possible
    I feel old-

  • @WonDodoBebe
    @WonDodoBebe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jack's personality and voice fit the goose so well it immerses you completely into the character 😂

  • @RandoSando.
    @RandoSando. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Jack: I'm a nice goose
    Jack, later: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE TORMENT BILLY

  • @Nat_the_Chicken
    @Nat_the_Chicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    "He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus."
    -Jacksepticeye, 2019

    • @BucketOfGrass
      @BucketOfGrass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'ts one word, ya feckin non-gaelick warrior pleb go heckin" hjonk hjonk yerself FECKER. HJONK. FUCKIN. HJONK.

    • @RebeccaChambersIRL
      @RebeccaChambersIRL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BTF It’s Gaelic Gladiator.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BucketOfGrass Edited, is that better? I'm sorry I have failed the Gaelic Gladiators

    • @thematturlookingfor
      @thematturlookingfor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just now watching this series and that is one of the funniest lines ive ever heard jack say😂

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thematturlookingfor I now specifically say "Ford Focus" in an Irish accent at every opportunity

  • @meatloaf3324
    @meatloaf3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "i wanna be a helpful goose"
    literally less than 30 seconds later:
    "I GOT YOUR BOOTS BETCH! THEY'RE MY BOOTS NOW!! >:D"

  • @tetehenkes
    @tetehenkes ปีที่แล้ว +23

    No words can express how much I love this series

  • @kavoodles
    @kavoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    A video where an Irish person screams “HYONK HYONK” while playing a game about being an asshole goose is 8th on trending for gaming.
    The internet is beautiful.

    • @phoebeholton1945
      @phoebeholton1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kavita Shah let’s get it higher!!

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    That was the most English Irishman Intro of All Time!!!
    Well Done

    • @FiEM98123
      @FiEM98123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh hello there

    • @baxenblade
      @baxenblade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @castangred7713
      @castangred7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes, it was a _jolly_ good show

    • @entity42
      @entity42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, yes *slurps tea* _delightful_

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FiEM98123 hello

  • @alainatreffer4325
    @alainatreffer4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    seán: "there is no way youre watching this video and not smiling!"
    me: *completely distracted by aggressively chewing my nails* 👁️👄👁️

  • @akirabates5491
    @akirabates5491 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:48 Fun fact: when you look up "how can goose hat" it comes up with how to get the guy to wear the sun hat

  • @outraged_omniromantic9247
    @outraged_omniromantic9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Jack: Geese love coffee. I'm Irish.
    Jack: Have you ever been hjonked in the ankles by a goose? I'm Irish
    Jack: have I mentioned that I'm I r i s h

    • @randomnum111
      @randomnum111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Geese love coffe trust me I'm Irish
      More like Trust me, I'm a doctor

    • @Mars-ye1dx
      @Mars-ye1dx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lele pons much

    • @tysonvert7027
      @tysonvert7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@randomnum111 Trust me, I'm a Whale Biologist.

    • @hellothere7150
      @hellothere7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The second Lele Pons

    • @kaelahill6066
      @kaelahill6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      irish lele pons

  • @jolleyrancher75
    @jolleyrancher75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    19:44 Detroit become Goose
    "It's me. Hyonker, the hyonk sent by hyonkerlife"

    • @phantom_wcuefandom7726
      @phantom_wcuefandom7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      YESSS Im So Glad SOMEBODY Cared To Leave a Detroit: Become Human Joke!

    • @yerelynnunez2273
      @yerelynnunez2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @ItsMeFoxx
      @ItsMeFoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH DBH FOR LIFEEEEEEEE

    • @aspensworld2490
      @aspensworld2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yaaasss

    • @merciuscallum9025
      @merciuscallum9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have mixed feelings about DBH: The game is great, but I became a meme in my group because I look like Connor and somewhat sounded like him.

  • @desmolboi4049
    @desmolboi4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    THERE IS A SONG TITLED "GOOSE GOOSE REVOLUTION" THAT WAS RELEASED AN HOUR AGO!!!

  • @harleyk3149
    @harleyk3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    21:10 I love how you used the teacher from kindergarten voice

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved it too, especially when he said for “Mrs. Jiggly-Tits” to calm down lol

  • @williebell1956
    @williebell1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    "this is peak gaming" you literally missed the perfect opportunity to say "this is beak gaming"

    • @F3105_
      @F3105_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don’t know how amazing or awful this is lol

    • @team4star1
      @team4star1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deinitely at least 3

    • @detriix
      @detriix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re kind of a genius xD

    • @AshMan396
      @AshMan396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rip

    • @gae_eboy
      @gae_eboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cerberos 007
      this deserves all the HJÖNKS in the world

  • @frnknstndrgqn
    @frnknstndrgqn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "RISE UP MY BROTHERS WE SHALL CONQUER"
    One second later
    "OMG HELP ME I'M STUCK IN THE BASKET"
    i legit cried I was laughing so hard.

  • @orangerthings8234
    @orangerthings8234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jack: hjönk am goose. hjönk hjönk hjönk
    captions: kill young am goose dont kill chuck

  • @_Miana_
    @_Miana_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm gonna be a helpful goose"
    "NO, MY WATERING CAN-"

  • @aliosman7451
    @aliosman7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Jack: **Looks at bells**
    Me: *DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING*

    • @weebpersonowo5177
      @weebpersonowo5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Legend says that this is where the bell began and now reigins along with the hojnking in 2020

    • @YouTubeUser_912
      @YouTubeUser_912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bell of Hjönk

    • @moss.is.awkward818
      @moss.is.awkward818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bell of hjönk

    • @grainnemcdermott3672
      @grainnemcdermott3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Hjönk hjönk hjönk top of goose

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HJONK HJONK HJONK TOP OF MORNINGGGG

  • @Michael-ws9bj
    @Michael-ws9bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    Jacks search history: “How to get boy in phone booth”
    FBI: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND

    • @rapheletacurry7141
      @rapheletacurry7141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @CryptoJordanVR
      @CryptoJordanVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Technically he lives in the UK so it would be MI5 not the FBI. 😂

    • @scooty1003
      @scooty1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Curry

    • @EmilyPrime
      @EmilyPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan Brown “Technically he lives in the UK”

    • @CryptoJordanVR
      @CryptoJordanVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmilyPrime What did I say wrong? Did I make a grammar mistake? What I said was correct. He's Irish, but he lives in the UK. He moved there a couple of years ago.

  • @Alan-Raine_
    @Alan-Raine_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The amount of sheer joy seeing this popping up on my feed while I was gonna cry brought me is just amazing. I shall re-watch this and weep with joy of the hjonks❤

  • @candicegilbreath2764
    @candicegilbreath2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk (translation : omg I love it so much it was so funny my face hurts from laughing so much)

  • @charlieslawnik3284
    @charlieslawnik3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Jack: Can I be a helpful goose? I want to be friends
    5 seconds later: i GoT yOuR bOoTs BiTcH!!

    • @ciaragray8590
      @ciaragray8590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mum and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂

  • @AW-cc7lo
    @AW-cc7lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    I've watched several youtubers play this, and I just absolutely love the fact that every single one of them so far have looked at the lake, and looked at the food on the bench. And then their IMMEDIATE instinct was to put EVERYTHING from the bench into the water
    I don't know why but it's so funny
    And it gets increasingly more hilarious with every extra youtuber who does exactly the same thing

    • @paullima7741
      @paullima7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ya but.....JUST HOW?!?!

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you seen Evan and Katelyn's playthru?

    • @AW-cc7lo
      @AW-cc7lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dbseamz No, why? Did they break the trend???

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A W no they didn’t...but they did mention it if I recall

    • @AW-cc7lo
      @AW-cc7lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dbseamz ah ok

  • @emmygraphicss
    @emmygraphicss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lol “You all thought the apocalypse was gonna come when Satan rained fire down on us!” 5 months later CORONAVIRUS!!!! 😂

  • @ivydeluna1428
    @ivydeluna1428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:10
    Sean: Omg bells
    Me: haha bell go dingdingding

  • @bigg3185
    @bigg3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Imagine being a groundskeeper and you see a goose dragging a pumpkin into a lake

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just another tuesday at garden by the pond

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goose: Don’t ask questions. Go about your day, human.

    • @Plumaged314
      @Plumaged314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahhhhhhhhhhh

  • @reiyohann898
    @reiyohann898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "IF I CAN'T HAVE VEGETABLES YOU CAN'T HAVE TOY"
    JACKSEPTICEYE 2019

    • @burningfoxylp8048
      @burningfoxylp8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tigrex 23 hjönk Brother, lets gather the goose army for the next raid

    • @reiyohann898
      @reiyohann898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burningfoxylp8048 OK

  • @KingOfTheCrows-xj7bb
    @KingOfTheCrows-xj7bb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: geese and swan have t e e t h.

    • @mariasmith3020
      @mariasmith3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually a myth lol. What you are talking about is called tomia and they are made of cartilage

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      o n t h e i r *t o u n g e s*

  • @yesseniasalinas2196
    @yesseniasalinas2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jack: im the coolest goose around
    Me: your the only goose around

  • @tysonvert7027
    @tysonvert7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    "He rains fire from the ground."
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is called a 'Volcano'.

    • @0sync
      @0sync 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Its ground rain, not volcaycays
      g r o u n d r a i n

    • @l0nktheexcuser792
      @l0nktheexcuser792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its called a fire gyaer

    • @BerryBabaBear
      @BerryBabaBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's called 'squirting'

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BerryBabaBear How about you show me an example.

    • @BerryBabaBear
      @BerryBabaBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beanus9471 example: when you out of nuts but still busting nut.

  • @AdelizaNera
    @AdelizaNera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Jack: who sat there and thought "we need a game of a goose"
    Same people who thought being a goat terrorising people was fun

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man when he said "hjönk" that hit hard

  • @cozycommie8010
    @cozycommie8010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: if you go in to Google and type in "how can Goose hat" this video will actually pop up

    • @cozycommie8010
      @cozycommie8010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Edit: I made a mistake when writing that comment it doesn't show this video but it does show tutorials on how to get the hat

  • @burgerqueen3711
    @burgerqueen3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I love how most of the video is basically Jack tormenting a child XD

    • @ibukimioda1126
      @ibukimioda1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And farmer. And shop keeper

    • @abbyr8766
      @abbyr8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Billy!!!

    • @valerierae76
      @valerierae76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abbyr8766 *memories of happy wheels*

  • @bimapai2470
    @bimapai2470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    *“How Do I Make Him Wet? Do I Have To Start Taking Off My Feathers?”*

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *I Can't Turn On The Sun? Unless...*

    • @littleangelic
      @littleangelic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me at an art museum:
      Me: *sees picture*
      Also me: wHy wOnT iT mOvE wHeN I ToUcH it?

  • @_j4yyy
    @_j4yyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mom: The internet is a dangerous place...
    The internet:

  • @fruitrollup6571
    @fruitrollup6571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:07
    the bells....
    they follow me everywhere-

    • @romerotheliger3904
      @romerotheliger3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed they do. I once had to collect 160 bells. It was hard,but i did it. In the end it all paid off.
      In a game, not real life of course.

  • @eldisbenitez5195
    @eldisbenitez5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "ThIs iS mY hOuse, THis iS My hOmE, tHis Is--...I broke it."

    • @a8552bc
      @a8552bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eldis Benitez this is me

    • @bigoltarget8642
      @bigoltarget8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this at exactly the same time as he said this

  • @jackchristie2475
    @jackchristie2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Jack: rake in the lake
    My tired brain: RAKE THE LAKE!!!

    • @justanotherteenagerz3421
      @justanotherteenagerz3421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MEME YEEETER I just realized it wasn’t rake the lake um-

    • @lunalgaleo1991
      @lunalgaleo1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justanotherteenagerz3421 XD I would DEFINITELY say that XD

    • @paullima7741
      @paullima7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -_- ?

    • @bingxie8068
      @bingxie8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My extra tired brain: Make the lake!

    • @kaileycocran4261
      @kaileycocran4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This reads like that one episode of Gravity falls when Dipper says "Big break in the case" followed by Mabel repeating it excitedly

  • @Fatman1939
    @Fatman1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how every review on Xbox is five stars and either says something super sentimental or HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE and I love it

  • @Pyroarchonhelios
    @Pyroarchonhelios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jacks Irish Accent really comes out when he says the word “Ford focus”
    And it’s brilliant

  • @2dotanimations488
    @2dotanimations488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Jack: I'M A NICE GOOSE!
    * Later *
    Jack: Peace was never an option.......

    • @BadgerGuy9581
      @BadgerGuy9581 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bringin out the legendary meme...
      EPIC
      I know im late btw

  • @trinitybradford7822
    @trinitybradford7822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Fine, I'll be the bigger goose"
    ~1 moment later~
    "GOTCHA THERMOS B***!"

    • @braydenwytaske2367
      @braydenwytaske2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Fine, I,ll be the bigger goose”
      ~a couple moments later~
      “What if it ended by the goose taking over the world”

    • @leolady
      @leolady 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would suck

  • @randomgayperson3521
    @randomgayperson3521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: "there is no way your not smiling"
    Me: * not smiling, being satisfied by watching goose pick up ball *

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Ep 1”
    Me: *seanks*

  • @HoodedTiger88
    @HoodedTiger88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Jack: FEAR THE GOOSE
    Jack later *is upset cause woman kicked him out: The Goose am love....

  • @jacktoco3967
    @jacktoco3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Jack: goes to parents house
    Parents: so Sean how was your weekend?
    Jack: honk honk am goose!

    • @silvrsqnder
      @silvrsqnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Seán, how was your weekend?”
      *”yes.”*

    • @ahumanoidcreature9719
      @ahumanoidcreature9719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeeeessssssee

    • @kara2596
      @kara2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its hjönk
      *Crys and holds gun meme*

    • @silvrsqnder
      @silvrsqnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof someone already said that

    • @Pumqkin_Pie
      @Pumqkin_Pie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HJÖNK

  • @failedfairytales22
    @failedfairytales22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t know why but I still come back to this, as like a background for when doing things and shit. Idk I love it. The Hjönking will come brethren

  • @Jojosgirl342
    @Jojosgirl342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember when I was chased by like 5 gooses I was like 13 so two years ago they thought my phone was a snack or something

  • @MinYoongi-yt4us
    @MinYoongi-yt4us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Jack: goose basket
    My sleep deprived brain: GASKET

    • @wyskoi
      @wyskoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      goosket

    • @tanyshawebb4856
      @tanyshawebb4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goose pocilpse gocilpse

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Basoose

    • @deinos1229
      @deinos1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goosepacalypse

    • @sprout8840
      @sprout8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't know Yoongi like Jacksypticeye😂

  • @IchiAriichisanroku
    @IchiAriichisanroku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "CHAOS COMES IN GOOSE FORM"

  • @wademifsud7046
    @wademifsud7046 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    These videos I know come back to for comfort

  • @tiffanybourke8341
    @tiffanybourke8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've played the game 2 times already and I just love seeing the reaction of my favorite gaming TH-camrs playing this game. I just wanted to say.

  • @KoomieTheFool
    @KoomieTheFool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    This is literally the only switch game I can play in front of my mother and she loses her sh*t laughing as I'm making people angry/scared in-game.

    • @lindsaysmith9295
      @lindsaysmith9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ima play this with my mom in coop and well flip our sh*t laughing

  • @yellowasian699
    @yellowasian699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Jack-"Me Myself and I"
    TH-cam-"Wait that's Copyrighted"

    • @LilBatHuntie
      @LilBatHuntie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TH-cam - Wait, that's illegal

  • @onechaoticfella
    @onechaoticfella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:00 Jacob, my imaginary British brother: hecc you.

  • @nubby7253
    @nubby7253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "How do I make him wet? Do I have to start taking off my feathers?"

  • @paragongoose983
    @paragongoose983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    As a goose, i approve of this game.

  • @smallflea8819
    @smallflea8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Minecraft: This is brilliant
    Random untitled game about goose boi: But I like this

  • @taylorb213
    @taylorb213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack, holding one cardboard cutout: “think if I had two of these…?”
    The other cardboard cutout sitting behind him: *he don’t see me?*

  • @Myu142
    @Myu142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is anyone else rewatching this while Jack is having his break?

  • @freaky_fero
    @freaky_fero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Jack: I want to spend time in LA to spend more time with friends!
    Jack in LA: Makes cardboard cut outs of himself so he has someone to talk to.

  • @dtfannmbr1
    @dtfannmbr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    “the next task is going to be ‘Make the groundskeeper reconcile with his father’” I DIED

    • @thegrayowl1557
      @thegrayowl1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Your correct use of quotes within quotes pleases me greatly

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thegrayowl1557 Your kind compliment on the proper use of quotes within quotes pleases me greatly

    • @kylebarnes9722
      @kylebarnes9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooo

    • @sparkplug8763
      @sparkplug8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this might become a comment chain

    • @kylajensen1957
      @kylajensen1957 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your making a comment chain about proper grammar when the hjonkening is at hand disturbs me greatly

  • @medusathedecepticon
    @medusathedecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh this game is so precious! It reminds me of the cute Goose and it'd duck friends at the pond near my house! It's a super epic Goose too! Flipping will just swim around the pond in a any kind of weather like it's nobody's business

  • @coffee-lc
    @coffee-lc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "There is no way youre watching this and not smiling"
    *Me knowing that Jack is the most amazing individual in the world and no one will ever be as great:* Hes not even wrong though.

  • @demonofsixpaths2078
    @demonofsixpaths2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    “Geese are nice people”
    Geese are the second worst bird I’ve ever had the unfortunate opportunity of meeting

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What was the first?

    • @demonofsixpaths2078
      @demonofsixpaths2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Kayla Augustin (shivers) magpies (starts having traumatic flashbacks)

    • @trailer-trash-trans-boi5363
      @trailer-trash-trans-boi5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ah. An Australian

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demonofsixpaths2078 what's wrong with magpies?

    • @demonofsixpaths2078
      @demonofsixpaths2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sombra's Disciple THEYRE THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

  • @BucketOfGrass
    @BucketOfGrass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "get the groundskeeper wet"
    I was lowkey waiting for him to walk up to the groundskeeper and say "hey babyyy come *HJONK* here *HJONKHJONK* often?"

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am using this on someone
      And I will score immediately
      I’d say wish me luck
      But even somebody as unattractive as me doesn’t need luck
      All I need is to say this

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Hjönk

    • @sillycrumpet
      @sillycrumpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wta1518 not everyone’s on möbile

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sillycrumpet I made that comment on my PC.

  • @crystlepresson3760
    @crystlepresson3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey, Jack, if you want to revisit the game, here's how to get the groundskeeper to wear the sun hat!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    To make the Groundskeeper change hats, you'll need him to take off his first hat. Or rather, you can take it off for him. Hide around the garden and wait for the Groundskeeper to tend to the garden, then you can sneak to his side and swipe the hat right off his head."\

  • @drummergurl99
    @drummergurl99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m rewatching both Jack and pewds vids of these and I love the difference
    Jack: I just wunna be a helpful goose, can we be friends?
    Pewds: I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE HAHAHAH

  • @markblack6169
    @markblack6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "I actually feel like a goose!!"
    - Jacksepticeye, 2019

    • @nightmare-gc7cp
      @nightmare-gc7cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Untitled goose game really makes you feel like your goose

    • @markblack6169
      @markblack6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nightmare-gc7cp indeed

  • @ivthesniperxiv175
    @ivthesniperxiv175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Jack do part 2 of this I’m really enjoying this a lot.

  • @ateezfan_xx
    @ateezfan_xx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After watching this series both me and my sister both cant stop ourselves when we hear the word goose or geese all we say is “Hjonk hjonk am goose!”

  • @Whitemocha-eg
    @Whitemocha-eg ปีที่แล้ว

    The only thing more delightful than the goose is jack getting thrilled about being a goose