Pigeon Simulator
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- Have you ever wanted to be a pigeon? To have top tier pigeon gameplay and pigeon life. Then Pigeon Simulator is the perfect videogame for you!
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Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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I am pigeon
jacksepticeye I can see that
Hi pigeon I'm Venky
So I'm i
No you are a pigeon with bread
I am actually pigeon
I love that not even three minutes in Jacks like “can I attack people” and proceeds to just swoop down and carry off a full grown man. 😂
When Jack goes from being a goose to a fish to a pigeon
_PARKOUR_
dont forget bread
@@g0d0fninjas90 yeah
That's some mighty fine evolution.
Why da heck has i saw u everywhere
Don’t forget a goat
I have a pet pigeon, when you did the pigeon coo he started spinning and cooing.
He wants to join your pigeon army.
awe
normal humans vs Seáns youtube army and PIGEONS
Funny 😉🤣🤣😂😂😂
wait you can have a pet pigeon? omfg i want one
@@didir3582 same
Just imagine being in a city see a pigeon minding it’s own business then a random ass dude yells HEY and slaps the shit out of it
Guy: HEY! *slaps pigeon*
Me:HEY!! *slaps guy*
I laughed so hard to this and I got in trouble lmao
blame the pigeons, dad
I mean I chased a pigeon in a circle in NYC. Didn't try to catch it or hurt it, just chased it.
Jason Manford (comedian) has watched a guy punch a pigeon in the face.
Isaiah Smith thqts New York
Jack becomes a parent
Also Jack: "Come on brothers!"
*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*
Stop
Stop, get some help.
Exactly
Jack brothers are is child
That’s explain a lot
Jack: *Gets baby pigeons*
Also Jack: *”Rise my brothers!”*
Me: *Visible Confusion*
That profile pic says it all
Alabama intensifies
Nice pfp
i literally scrolled down to type that
Ay I commented the same thing lol. No hard feelings tho :)
When he said “this feels like 2016 TH-cam again”
I felt that
I miss that
Me too
*those were the good ol times, good ol times..*
😔
I was just gonna comment that. And I miss that more than anything that has changed on TH-cam
Jo Galbraith 😅
Jack: top of the morning to you laddies.
Me with tears in my eyes: he’s back to normal
TheGamingComputerBomb YES SOMEONE NOTICED
I also had tears leak from my lookers
Now we just need the outro back I wanna hear him punch that like button again
*wholesomeness*
Yeah and the aim of the game is to steal chips from people 😂
Yeah your right!:)
Jack: **Lays eggs and hatches them**
Also Jack: **Calls his children, his brothers**
Drakonus Wassup bro😜😜!I’m a small youtuber tryna hit 💯 subscribers with notifications on***🤑😘***! I appreciate all of the help🤑😍! Thx guys!❤️🛎💯
ZaPazz shut up
@@ChaiinsReels n o
Nevilsico Shard ok
That's lol to think about
jack: *lays a bunch of eggs*
jack: YES! my BROTHERS!!
me: those are ur literal children mother dear
Haha yass
“Makin my way downtown, flying fast, dickheads pass *Im a pigeon* “
Nun nun nun da nun, I’m a pigeon.
Nun nuh nun da nuh, fuck you.
10:20
Ace Q making my way down town flying fast dickheads pass and I’m a pigeon!
Cucucucucoo
Cucucucucoo
Makin my way downtown
Flying fast
Im a pigeon, go fuck yourself
Bu do do do do do
Do do do
Bu do do do do do
Jack: * lays pigeon eggs *
Also Jack, to his pigeon children: RISE MY *BROTHERS*
Aww man I did a comment like this
He says after puking all over his pigeon children.
*insert sweet home Alabama*
Jack - "I don't really know how to destroy the vans"
Also Jack - "I wonder what these purple barrels do"
barrel destroy van!
BARREL SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol very true
Likr if you agree
It’s like Rock Paper Scissors. Pidgeon beats purple thing, purple thing beats van, van beats pidgeon
Slag barrels!
Jackcepticye: This is really hard to play alone
Me: Maaaaarkaplier
Mello_ core ᴍᴀʀᴋɪᴍᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ
@@yourenotmycat What
山卄ㄚ 卂尺乇 ㄚㄖㄩ ᘜ卂ㄚ?
I was actually just about to comment this
@@mello_clutch I see you need some adjustments
1:57 That laugh... It warmed and melted my heart...
No one:
Pigeons when they see a piece of bread with a hole in it: *aight Imma head in*
*Literally*
Karina Cat I’m scrolling the comments and reporting EVERY SINGLE ONE of yours :) hope you like being banned
@@gh0stlyonyoutube it's a bot, they don't care.
Ha
@Karina Cat Fuck off
Jackaboy: *finishes Goose Simulator
Everyone: *_[Sad Hjönk noises]_*
Jackaboy: *I am pigeon.*
Everyone: _There is hope!_
"I just can't stop killing people,I'm addicted to it!"
*Anti has joined the chat*
Media: hMmmmMMMmMMmmm
Wtf just as I scrolled to this comment he said this like he was narrating what I read
But I am fourth
bruh moment
FBI
I love the fact that Jack said "I can't stop killing people" and right where he said "I'm addicted to it", the pigeon gets smacked down at the same time. Great timing. 10/10
A chicken has jumped at my sister and I've been hissed at several times by geese.
Occasionally I hiss back.
@@camerondon3712 Hahaha! Nice 😂👌
Jack: I'm going to get an army of pidgeons.
*inserts chicken noise*
Pigeons: Am I a joke to you?
Well..am i
Ha
He will have his work cut out for him
Eat ašş
“I just totally HUGGED that guy”
Aww, how sweet
I genuinely thought I hallucinated that part and I had to watch it 4 times and then I saw this comment so thank you
“i straight up just mur- *hugged* someone!”
And slaughtered is allowed... TH-cam logic
For me it sounded lije it said I just *MUGGED* someone
Left out that little detail did he?
@Alina Way begone beech
@@Idk-rr8mt ewww stfu
Jack: *Lays eggs, has babies, Feeds them by puking all over them*
Also Jack: *RISE MY BROTHERS*
Me: Uh what?
Simple, inbreeding
SIMPLE, its some new york shit
Sweet home Alabama
@@marlee5595 pfffft
(inhales)
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!*
Jack: Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye.
Me: oh my god..... ITS BACK!!!!
What about the smack tho
@@ariannacooper8612 also... glad about the smack lol
@@5p1d3rZ wheres the smack?
I think you meant:
ITS JACK
But....but.... what about the outro?
Hearing “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES” was really refreshing, because I was starting to miss it.
Jack: Has Children
Also Jack to his children: "RISE MY BROTHERS!!!"
Law and order
Special victims unit
@@landen.c dun dun
Jacks TH-cam channel in one sentence: “I saw this on Twitter/steam ages ago but I never got to it until now”
When you realize the guy that got run over was the guy from mafia city:
"That's how mafia works"
Also the guy that he picked up was a lvel 99 mafia boss
No one:
Jack: I just straight up killed that guy without even trying
He is learning
@@patrickkennedy7972 yes
Just your typical sunday night with that boys
Stop with the no one shit
Play Builders Gate Dark Alliance or check it out at least
"I'M A MOTHER AND I HAVE TEN KIDS"
For some reason, that made me laugh way too hard.
@Alina Way W u h-
I'm not sure anyone wants to-
same lmao
Imagining it was Jack that was raising pidgeon kids probably triggered your funny bone, his humor is pretty good, it gets to the point in a unique way.
And he call them is brothers
@@rainwys the nude bots are raiding this comment section, lmao I haye them
"Oh I thought that was pee!!"
P-pigeons dont-
Birds....dont---
Ok...nvm---
Technically their poop is their pee.
Gorgeous Freeman if their poop was their pee then how do they poop? flawed logic😡😡😡
@@crisadboyemo588 they just have one substance that comes out so its both
@@crisadboyemo588 bro calm down it's not 'flawed Logic', their poop and pee comes out as one substance it's not separate like that of mammals
@@discopian yea I have a pet chicken too! Its...really weird and gross 😅😅
Jack pigeon: [lays eggs and the eggs hatch]
Jack: "RISE MY BROTHERS!"
Me: *wait-*
That pigeons dad has some explaining to do.
CHUCK
Hahahaha!
Hol up
Jack: “top of the morning to ya laddies!”
Me:
Jack:
Me: hold up rewind
@Nikx24 u gud man?
Quote comments bad
@@ryanmorrow8287 Is any comment with quotation marks now a quote comment?
@@gamignmaster6977 yes..... quotation marks usually indicate a quote.
That's kind of how quotation marks work.
@@doubleE24 they also mean dialogue so....
Jack: Top o' the morning to ya laddies!
Me: The boss is back : ' )
He forgot the big o' earrapin' slap😂😂
don't worry... i also like "shokugeki no soma"
@DamageIncM what do u mean?
I kinda miss the voice crack
Guess who's back
Back again
"idont know what the button is to puke all over my children"
And here we have videos games in 2020
That's also a sentence I've never thought I'd have to say.
Jacks Pigeon: *has children*
Jack: yes! Rise my brothers!
Me: wha-
I found that strange as well
Your image is beautiful.
And that boys and girls is what we call the *alabama ways*
Yeah should have been RISE MY CHILDREN!!!
“The pigeons love team trees”
Mr.Beast has entered the chat
*releases 20 million pigeons
*releases 20 million pigeons
@@guestaccount2296 why even copy a reply from an hour ago
Dohsfly74 Z why even copy a reply from an hour ago
Mike Lee why even copy a reply from 30 minutes ago
No one:
Seán: *wants to swear, but is now family friendly* "What the Jesus!"
Spencer Barlow also Seán “well fuck my dick”
But is now Christian*
Its shit that he is trying so hard. He was alot funnier when he actually was himself
0:54
"We need sticks"
Me: *having flashbacks from Becky Lemme Smash*
not becky😂
"i just straght up murHUGGED that guy" -anti 2019
It gave me so much joy
𝕻𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓.
@@SekenStrm yes
@@pearlexquisite935 same
Jack: *sees his children*
Ew
🤣
🤣🤣🤣 ow.
Reminds me of merg
YEAAAAA!
Ew... ew gross.
He would be a great dad
*Jack:* *does regular intro but without the high-five*
*everyone:* wait, that's illegal
MAD FACTZ
I cant like it so 👍🏻
Me: *Pigeon Simulator* Hmmm mayb- *Notices it's Jack's* Yes.
Damn, this was a week ago
Damn, this was a month ago
Damn this was 2 months ago
Literally same 🤣
Dam, 2 weeks ago
Jacksepticye: wait, no I'm eating KFC.
His face: sudden realization
His brain: thinking of where to hide the evidence
Pigeon Jack has kids and raises them to be adult pigeons
Jack: Rise my brothers!
Everyone: “confused noises”
Luke Martinez Alabama
Tazmanians
@@mattgillet6917 Lmao
Jack: top of the morning to ya laddies
Me: "nostalgic noise"
“Here you go, dinners served”
*drops dead body on table
2:12
Jack: -Murdered- Hugged
YT Captions: *_Mugged_*
This is a robbery
@@flamingcat1101 no, you're getting mugged! *reveals a 3rd arm holding not only a gun, but a water gun.*
*TAKE ALL OF MY NON-EXISTENT MONEY!*
@@stabfenn2960 I just wanted a euro or two but alright
"I just straight up mur-HUGGED that guy"--*Jack trying to cover Anti*
2:12
Me: *coming back to the channel after a year*
Jacksepticeye: *intro with no slap*
Me: *fear*
This is actually the first time he's done that intro in a while. I think he's been trying to change it slowly.
He better keep the slap
An intro with no slap is the worst!
"The cooing! The COOINING! ...Doesn't have the same ring to it."
YOU BLIND FOOL. WHAT ABOUT THE COUP?
"how do you find food?"
~a few seconds later~
"I'M GOING TO ATTACK PEOPLE"
You're wrong
It was less than a second, bipolar and that
All hail the potato pidgeon
2014, goat simulator: rise brother
2019: my brothers!
me: 🥺
Me: *Walking down the street*
Pidgeon: *Flies into me*
Jack: I just straight up killed that guy without even trying!
Pigeon Jack: *deep theatrical tone* Dead or alive,you're coming with me
My mind: you kill people
Me: hell yeah
Jack: I have no idea how i got here
Me, an intellectual:
Do you have 90 minutes?
Bringing the good memes back, I like it
same great taste now with a hint of added vanilla!
Hazzuhh a man of quality!
Pls add TheRamageFart on fortnite it's me
Let's bring back to you have 90 minutes meme
Jack 2 sec into the game: peace was never an option
Jack: " i have no idea how i got here"
Me: waiting for Jack saying "well do you have 90 minutes"
Omg yeah lol
you know that there is nothing wrong with your life when your favorite TH-camr named their channel after an infection and is extremely excited to play a game called “Pigeon Simulator.”
Jack at 5:24: "I'm going to have an army of pigeons"
Sam and all the other dogs down in the love chamber: are we a joke to you?
R.i.p. Sam, may he rest for all eternity in the channel picture.
@@stabfenn2960 he aint dead chief for unlike his first family he shall keep his bloodline going for he is the most loyal canine out there in all the land of Ireland
Jack: Pigeon noises
ASMR: I want your entire stock
"Bagels are just unsweetened donuts"
I was literally arguing about this earlier. Jack is on my side! Bagels are unsweetened donuts!
No, they are made from completely different dough. Also donuts are fried, bagels are baked. AAAAAAAAAH
@@alexlikesgoats like black people and white people. I eat them both.
hotdogs are sandwitches
@@lilyross912 Both cant hide the bodies.
Same
6:53
FUN FACT TIME: Pigeons have milk! They have milk that starts to manifest before the babys hatch and then proceed to feed the babys milk for around 10 days before they stop and start feeding them normal food.
Jack: "I can't stop killing people, I'm addicted to it!"
*Oh boy, here I go killing again!*
Lmao, is that a Rick and Morty reference?
Krombopulous michael😆
I just love killin'!
that be buitiefull
My first thought: "I am bread has gained the power of flight"
Yessss
Same
its a bird, its a plane, its a piece of bread with a pigeon inside?
Wait...
He ate bread, so is this cannibalism?
LoafOfCat 129 LOL I guess you right XD
I need a t shirt that says “The hjonkening” with a pigeon or goose on the back 😂😂
Pigeon on the front under the text and then a giant goose on the back
Me: Has Volume 100%
Jack: *TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES*
When jack said “I’m going to attack some people!” I expected him to poop on them but he just straight up picked them up and dropped them!!😂😂
Jack: "I have no idea how I got here"
Me, an intellectual: "Do you have 90 minutes?"
More like 10 minets
@@snowboarderforlife4275 No, 90 Minutes other wise you ruined the joke
@@Kiwiqwp OK BOOMER
@@snowboarderforlife4275 don't have to be rude about it
@@Kiwiqwp *OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER*
Nobody:
The guy on the ground at 9:57: *cha cha real smooth*
Lol
Jack: I don’t know what pigeon vision is
Me: The birds work for the bourgeoisie....
Jack: Lays Eggs, Babies hatches, Feeds the Babies, Babies grows up
Jack: Rise my *Brothers* 7:35
“Time to infect the factory!”
Umm. I think it’s infest but I mean you do you
Pigeons can carry many diseases so... yes, but no.😂
Alabama
"The Cooening?" Not so catchy.
_Coo de grâce,_ however...
It's big brain time.
Eremaea Coo de tát
@@elijah8090 Awesome! :)
Lol how about "The Rrrooo-ening"?
you sir deserve a medal
and a baguette up your cooter
2:20 C'mon man that was agent 47 planning on his next mission
Me: *Walking Down the street*
**gets attack by pigeon**
Pigeon:that's how mafia works
"This pidgeon is almost done for" -jack
Straight slaps the man with a whole bird.
*Death.*
Suprised pikachu face.
I started singing the "making my way downtown" song and right after that Jack started singing it, and me and my roomate just looked at each other like wtf lol
Des Vexel “Dickheads pass, I’m a pigeon.” Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo 💩
Have anyone noticed that the bread on the pigeon’s face is probably from the previous game
I noticed it immediately
is it just me or has it been ages since jack has done the “tOP of the mornin to ya laddies!” intro
y e s I t h a s b e e n f o r e v e r
We still need the good ol slap
“The Birds” (2019 remake)
Take notes, Hitchcock.
Yes love the birds 2019 remake it's more funny than terrified
Strongly reminds me of "Fly Like a Bird 3"
Used to play it a lot back in the day :)
"Childhood Flashbacks" 😮😮☺☺
Yes omg it makes me want to play it again
@@Laura-ij1pr just a fun fact, i actually went to look for the game a bit earlier but the site seems to not exist anymore :c
There still exist a few versions of the game but none of them have working multiplayer which is kind of sad since that was a huge part of what i like about the game as a kid.
Still i am glad to see someone who shares this experience with me :D
YAS!!! Ahh, nostalgia :D
aaah that game!! it's soo nostalgic. i used to play it so much and made many friends on it,, so sad it got shut down :c
Ugh... goodness, pigeons are so underrated.. I love'em. They're so much fun to watch lol Especially when sitting chilling and preening beneath the sun spreading their wings or when the male dances around the females trying to mate with any but they're busy eating or run/fly away.
Imagine if jack became a voice actor for Disney tho
Top of the morning to you I'm jacksepticeye and this the Disney channel!
That Person I’d love that 😂😂
“ I straight up just *HUGGED* someone”
That's one way of putting it
ah yes, the pigeon.
my eyes are graced everyday by these holy, wonderous creatures.
Proceeds to see one fly by with a bread as a hat and a human in its clutches
Funnily enough, I actually love pigeons.
Trollkingtem Me too!! They’re really cute, I’d love to have a rescue pigeon one day
"What the Jesus is going on in this picture and why is it so warm in my room?!" Mood.
Jack : "They will all swoop in and steal you hats"
Any Autralian : *Magpie flashbacks*
Now we just need the high five
More like plover flashbacks
did you mean australian my bro
Magpies, plovers, crows...*sigh*
@@dragonfire8873 what are you tlking about
0:44
Seán: _I have no idea how I got here_
Me: *DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES???!!!*
Normal Pigeons: *casually eats garbage*
Jacksepticeye Pigeon: * holding a person * dEaD oR aLivE yOur cOmIng wItH mE
Sean: Look at the pigeon with the bread on its head!
Pigeon: what is life why am here nothing makes sense
To eat bread.
Jack: "I can be a pigeon"
*Makes dove sounds*
Pigeon= trash dove
Pigeons *are* doves
The Werewolf of Wagga Wagga true they just adapted to city life
Pigeons and doves are... very closely related. Idk which came from which.
The pigeons you usually think of are, I believe, called rock doves
It's the same sound.
Jack : top of the morning to ya laddies
Me: waits impatiently for the wapoosh
"This is what I'm talking about video games appeal to the Male fantasy "
Video games:
What are you talking about? This is my fantasy.
@@SnailWithNoHome this was said by a feminist
@@CallMeGeto 😎😎😎
Pigeons are really cool birds, the pigeon vision in the game is something pigeons really have. They can find their way home from pretty much anywhere using the electromagnetic field of the earth. Pigeons are also the only bird to feed their young milk.
“I’ve never been so invested in pigeons.” Same, Sean. Same.
Jack: “Okay! How do I do anything?”
Me, done with life: I’ve been asking myself that question for many years...
I feel you
*M O O D*
is this monetized or???
"Rise my brothers"
When talking to his children
Jack: "I am eating the trash that I am"
Me: "Exactly"