OOOOOH BARRACUDA | Tasty Blue #3
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is it a bird, is it a plane.. no its a fucking giant dolphin
IS IT A PLANE IS IT A BERD NO DUH ITS A GIANT FUCKING DOLPHIN WERE ALL DOOMED!
_"Have any of you been stung by a jellyfish? Does it feel bad?"_
*_No, of course not, Sean._* 😂
No it feels bloody amazing, of course it hurt. But I love Sean so, I'll let him off
why would pain ever feel bad!
Getting stung by a DEAD jellyfish hurt like hell, just thinking of a live one makes me cringe.
Bruh it HURTS
'does it hurt to get stung by a jellyfish?' no, they only electrocute you. why would it hurt? (fact: jellyfish actually use electricity through their tentacles or whatever they're called, and making the fish fall asleep. but a creature the size of a human, if the jellyfish is fully grown, it feels as bad as getting zapped by a civilian-grade Taser)
I've been stung by a jellyfish before. My cousin offered to pee on my arm but some lady came up and poured wine on it instead. I looked it up later, peeing on the sting can make it worse.
Well that’s lucky
Seawater is the best
I read this and honestly thought you let the random lady piss on it lol
Bush For Brains I don’t know if this is why they thought it, but on the show FRIENDS it happens.
Learned in my marine bio class that the best thing for it is to put vinegar on it. Hadn't heard of wine helping with a sting before.
I believe the proper term is merpeople
Jacob Vigil or merfolk
Merple
Or “they
Mermen and mermaids with the broad term as merfolk
I like to use merson.
Damn, his intro was more Irish than ever today! I really felt the Irish when he said "Top of the mornin' to ye laddies!"
I know right! I had to replay the intro cause I was like, O.O it sounds different
Omg I haven't been on his channel in a while and I forget how loud his intro is😂
I know why HE IS RREEAALLYY EXITED FOR THE IRELAND VS FRANCE MATCH TOMMORO
+SarahMariePardy hehe blood flowing srry the joke was there😁
@@aoibhedead8784 he is hyped
So.... If I catch Jack, will he give me his pot of gold?
Rudasae Orien Lol
Rudasae Orien what happened when I read your comment:😶😶😐😐☺☺😊😊😀😀😃😃😄😄😆😆😚😅😅
wtf XD
Hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahaha😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Rudasae Orien Maybe but NOT WITH ME HEHE
jacksepticeye I was stung by a jelly fish it hurts like hell
Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah
@@benatomic1238 oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
How did Jack make it through all those treasure levels without making an Irish-pot-of-gold joke...?
That could have been a good joke
Dolphins do actually get high by biting on a puffer fish and getting some of that poison.
Ya they do.
then they will probably die.
They don't
+Bane64 (gone sexual)?
gone fishual
I love when Jack talks "Irishy", Its hard to make sense of it XD I guess you could say it sounds like *gibbIRISH*.... I'll just see myself out now
My friend obesses over the accent to its normal for me though being in an Irish family
Also good joke
Sophia Clery thanks =3
Ha ha ha...HA HA HA HA!!!!!, that's so punny
play more overwatch like/comment if you agree
Jack: subs don't move like that
*a minute later*
Jack: I've been lying to u this whole time!
I have a joke
Person: It smells like up dog in here
Another person: what's up dog
Person: nothing much
in salt water a jelly sting feels like someone rubbed sandpaper on your arm then put it in the salt water but out of water it just kinda tingles
For me i didn’t notice till i was out of the water, and kinda feels like icy hot with needles
Depends on the kind of jellyfish
Y'all just got really lucky lol
Unless it's an irukandji. That feels like an overwhelming feeling of doom
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
yes... funny
I'm done. 😂
Pun of 2016 your halarious
WOW you're hilarious xD
When anyone calls my clothes gay, I tell them they're right. They just came out of the closet that morning.
It's normal for a dolphin *_AS BIG AS HUMANS_*
It's not normal for a dolphin *_AS SMALL AS PEARLS_*
Luxurious03 or planes
"I hate humans, Theyre the worst!"
-Jack 2016 *or 2017 idk*
*At that moment, every single fan of jack shed a tear in shame*
Mac-n-cheese *Except for Satan.*
Nah boi, I'm a DOLPHIN!!!
And I’m a potato
I'm a disaster
DokiiDokii uh, nah dude. I’m a demon. >:)
Got stung by EIGHT jellyfish in one swim. Feels like Satan dragging his fingernails across your ribs.
I would've thought it would be like Satan seductively licking you
holy fucking shit, i feel BAD for u!!
I felt bad for me, too. My parents offered to pee on me, because that's apparently what you're supposed to do? I said HELL THE FUCK NO. It was a bad time for everyone.
Garrett Robinson i dont think peeing on jellyfish stings would help, i feel like that would make it sting more, idk just my brain XD
to me it felt like a bee sting on top of a bee sting X10000
Sean, I once saw a shirt that said “Real Mermaids smoke Seaweed.” And it was the absolute funniest thing ever. Of course drugs are bad, but it was hilarious to see it casually on a shirt.
Nothing wrong with weed 🙌🏻
I just realized that he posted/uploaded this on my birthday!
🎂 Happy birthday
Happy bday for whenever that was
@@declangraham3709 read the description if u don't know when it was.. The date is there
Happy very late/early birthday from 3 years after.
Doesn’t anyone think that Jack talks like that crazy teacher in The Fairy Odd Parents?
you mean crocker? I don't really hear it....
No he doesn't sound like mr. Crocker
@@SladesGirl I kind of hear it but it’s very very very subtle
I hate humans.
~Jacksepticeye
2016
2017
Julie Markham as I read de comment as soon as he said dat
your a human Idiot
Hunter Roberts You're a genius! you cracked the code! how on earth did you figure that out!
Hunter Roberts wtf that was messsssssssed up but sooooooo fucking hilarious
Jack, Dolphins get high off of puffer fish, not sea weed B)
Know the meaning of the word "joke"?
=AJ AVENDANO= Yeah
+=AJ AVENDANO= Puffer fish, as in like puffing a joint, dumb fuck
Alias Alias No need for insults x3.
actually they really do get high off of puffer fish, they lick the water around them for the poison stuff and pass the fish around to each other
with this music in your soul, how could ya possibly fail? ~jacksepticeye 2017
the people in your belly are rich because of all the gold you ate
popluarmmos what are doing here?
just just how I'm your biggest fan 😱
Blayd Nicholson uhhhhhhhhh
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James Pickens *Facepalm*
*Who is on summer vacation?*
Me! Also your channel is awesome! How do you not have more subs?!?
me
I am :D
me ☺☺
Me
CELTIC WOO! Also I love how I'm eating goldfish while binge watching these series 😂
Wait... Are you eating goldfish!? What the fuck!?
Mikala Morgan your eating goldfish
i think some people thought i meant real goldfish lmao xD i forget the goldfish crackers aren't made in some countries lol
So am I, lol
Mikala Morgan lol I thought so too 😂😂😂
Raindrop topdrop watching jack on my laptop
Croczilla vs. king dolph-kong
I was stung by a jellyfish. It feels like you were pushed into a bush of stinging nettles. Which also happened to me :(
Basically it hurts like a bitch for 5 minutes then goes numb for like a day
Well for me at least
when i got stung by a jellyfish i got a big area of rash looking thing on the Sting zone that feels exactly like you dicribed :D
Be safe, stay inside
cool story bro
that must of hurt!!😥
I really love to make home made chips, so DELICIOUS!
good game
Yes, I put on spices to make them taste better
Hi ;) big fan
POTAETAS
...
Crocodiles can be in fresh water and the sea
What crocodile lives in the sea?
KittenKing they can survive salt water, however with how Crocodiles are they will probably die off since their whole hunting method is based around ambushing prey, not good unless its murky water.
Jack:that's the most Irish I ever been
Jack around other Irish people: ;Irish noise intensifys;
Not only have I been stung by countless jellyfish (yes, it hurts), I have had a Portuguese man o' war wrap all the way up my leg. I can't even begin to describe how much that hurt so I'll show you what it says on Wikipedia, "Stings usually cause severe pain to humans, leaving whip-like, red welts on the skin that normally last two or three days after the initial sting, though the pain should subside after about 1 to 3 hours (depending on the biology of the person so stung)."
That sucks
I feel bad for you.
*gives cake*... I made this FUR you ;D punz
I've had one cling across my nose onto both cheeks and you are correct when you said you cant describe the pain!
A shark attacked me at a beach 😭
Actually those fish are called Blue Tang, not "Dories." A dory is a small flat-bottomed ocean fishing boat designed to launch and land directly off of a beach. It is also the name of a fictitious Blue Tang in a fictitious movie, but that is no reason for everybody to start called every Blue Tang they see "Dory."
whats the point in raving about it though homie?
chill, it's ok haha
Interesting
and kalamari is normally squid
the meglodon is the biggest animal right?
That "boat" you're talking about is called an aircraft carrier Jack
3:53 "Get away from me, Human!"
*Jack is an alien confirmed*
Now we dont have to raid Area 51
I fricking love Celtic music so much
Same!
Same
me to
it makes me feel energetic
man i want a full episode where jack talks irish
***** i still want a full episode like that
Do you mean in Irish or just typical irish sayings/slang?
Gaelic/Celtic Irish
Yas!
+Emma Blake I guess that's what he means
Fun Fact: Dolphins don't react to Puffer fish like people and other animals do, instead of becoming poisoned they become high. So instead of seaweed making the Dolphin high, it's actually Puffer fish venom that does it.
Getting stung by a jellyfish fells like a beer bottle shattered on your arm
It hurts
Q.🍺or🐙
"You get everything that your hopes and dreams ask for" HOPES AND DREAMS *Asriel shows up* YOU CALLED also who else immediately thought of Splatoon when it said Calamari- not to mention that the level name wasn't even right. When you eat octopus, it's called "Tako." Calamari is squid. AND HE REFERENCED TOUCH THE FISHY TASTE THE FISHY OMG YISSSS
Yes. Yes he did.
Eevee1016 gaming I really love that your point I really really do💚
I don't even know X3
air craft
I like your hair
I work at a zoo, and one of our doctors/professors there used to work at the aquarium where the creators of Finding Nemo went for inspiration. His nickname was Jelly Man and he taught the people that you could touch the tops of the jellyfish, and that's where Marlin's nickname and the "Touch The Top" game with Dory came from.
4:06 Jack’s true heritage grows intense
The Feeding Frenzy vibes in this is strong
..
Yes! I was waiting for someone to notice that. That game needs more love.
I miss that game so much ; - ;
That game was the best thing I'd ever experienced years ago
Tfw a clam kills you instantly.
Feels bad man.
His hair looks really bright and darker I think he dyed it again
Almost positive he did
He did
"Bright and darker" :-S ??? Sounds like a comedy duo about a mad genius and his evil side-kick.
+ReelSerious omygod
But you gotta admit, he looks LIKE A BOSS, with that green hair of his.
Don't you just hate it when your goldfish grows to the size of a ten ton ship, then evolves to a mass eating dolphin who devours humans with no regrets? Yeah, me too.
being stung by a jellyfish is painful
My family are being so loud I have to listen to Jack on full volume in my headphones and I have never done anything so surreal before in my life
True story bro
You sure your not deaf by now?! O.O
+The_ Fangirl Commenter relax, I've been watching Jack with max volume since Jack have 4 mil subs with earphones.
Frighty O.o I applaud you, I've been here since 4 mill as well :D I have not been able to watch jack at max volume without blowing my eardrums out..
The_ Fangirl Commenter I got used to the volume, so everytime I listen to music I would crank up the volume with earphone on.
WTF I had a song on in the background and he started singing the same melody at the same moment as the song for a small moment that freaked me out
He did it again ;_;...how?
+Dlbgaming dude its simple, its called lieing
+Jack Norris hell yh it is! btw it's lying
FUCKING SARHIS FUCK UP U AND SHUT UP
IT'S NOT A LIE
"**bunch of Irish** OH I CAN EAT THE MERMAIDS NOW" never change Jack 😂👌🏻
You can really tell that jack doesn't think about jokes when he says 3 stars what does that sound like...that sounds like awesome
Fun Fact: Dolphins sonar is better than any human made sonar
thats such a fun fact :) look at that face of me having fun with that fact
NERDS!!!!!!
Maybe we should invest in communication with dolphins :P
Fun fact: In one country(I can't remember which), dolphins help fishermen with their catch, and get fish in return for their help.
+TheGameDex I spread let a dolphin eat 20 bucks if it will talk to me it ate it and left I felt robbed
That barracuda was barra-rudea
amazing
*Swings JoyCon*
I'm-a Luigi, number 1!
No crocodiles live in Australia 🇦🇺, just like me!
OMG him talking about potatoes is the funniest thing ever
The "plants" are sea anemones, animals...
I was just about to ask if Jack really doesn't know what anemones are...
New studies suggest they are a half-and-half hybrid of plant and animal. Although, this is technically correct, as these studies are still being undergone.
I just fucking read the title like the song and I think it's time to commit
HE SANG IT I GTG
+Tony Skyes it's supposed to be like the song... That's the whole point
SAME
Suicide?
no my sister commited suicide plz dont ur life matters
AWWWWWW! I REPLAYED THAT NOISE YOU DID FOR THE OCTOPUS LIKE 10000000 TIMES! IT WAS SO CUTEEEEE!
Being stung by a jelly fish is like putting a paper clip in an outlet while holding it
Last time I was this early Britain was still in the EU
WOOOOOOW!!!!
Are you serious?
Raghu Vamsi IKR?!?!?!!?!??!?!??!
Yeah they left. ANNNNNNND my family is moving because of it. YAY ME!!!
Sport but I've heard this in so many videos today 😂 I'm kinda getting used to it
Hope you're having fun at VidCon, Sean! Thanks to your dedication, we won't have to miss you! :)
Isn't Sean just the best human ever!
TOO TRUE BRUV :D
+Bunny_ ashmeen his funny
Bunny_ ashmeen He is pretty fantastic. :)
+Bunny_ ashmeen the funniest
i love how the camera comes back just when he starts the outro
11:30 "I love this music!"
hmm i wounder why...
1:29 Jack you listen to Linkin Park? Yay!
And allso the word you are looking for is Aircraft carrier, on which the planes land.
??????????
Oh jack I got stung by a jellyfish in Mexico and it felt like someone shot me with a shotgun and you can still see where it stung me
This was about 6 mouths ago
+Matt Gibson 6 mouths lol
+Jd Harvey yup a couple years before my mom got stung on her torso and she had the scar for about a year
How would you know what being shot by a shotgun is like?
+kilo1dog You don't want to find out
17:38 I want to see an *actual* Olympic Shouting event now.
being stung by a jellyfish is like getting a scar
"Ten outta ten, would music again" - Jacksepticeye 2016
One question, why are there brain cells just lying on the bottom of the ocean?
I dropped mine
makes sense
+Laci C. XD
XD Okay, I didn't even mean for it to be rude.... no joke
+Laci C. Lol
being stung by a jelly fish is extreamly panful
A jelly fish sting feels like a bee sting but it spreads more and hurts a lot more.
mach 60 is 60 times the speed of sound
no shit
Which is about 46000 miles per hour
In order to get to space u need to be going mach 23 so it would basically be a space traveling dolphin
+Dick Fingers yup
Actually, like 20417.4 miles per second, basically, a VERY DEAD dolphin.
I can see this getting animated by someone
That would be awesome...a giant septic eye eating everything. Lol.
Anyone, Sub for sub?
L
Or goldfish/dolphin with green hair eating everything and talking all the time.
On it ;)
"I want some calamari bro, I want some calamari bro!!!"
There's more death and destruction in this then there is in any horror game
I got stung by one of the stupid, white mostly - harmless jellies that swarm in the Gulf of Mexico every year. It felt like a whole colony of fire ants coated my arm and then bit me all at once. It wasn't nice...
Have a nice day everyone! Here's some cake, help yourselves!!
Thanks :)
You're welcome :D
Thank You *engulfs cake*
THE CAKE IS A LIEEEEEEEE!!!!
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍡🎂🎂
the falling dolphin looks like the film cow animations (charlie the unicorn; llamas with hats) i love it
Yes jack, it hurts. Imagine needles poking into you UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF THE OCEAN SCREAMING.
Is you hair that green or is my saturation too high?
i was thinking that to
i think he is trying to keep the hair green xD
He redyed I think
+Bermuda Triangle Ahhh. Makes sense then 😃
It's that green hahah
When I was in 1st grade, I sang a song in front of the school named " laddie and lassie"!!!🤓😍😍🎤🎼
With my class, of course.
Friends and Fun wtfwyst
btw like your comment
no
Was it about murder dolphins?
Welcome back to Tasty Blue and Life Tips with Jacksepteye
Stung by a jellyfish? Nah, but I have been stung by a live bluebottle
is Jack's hair more green than usual? did he dye it again?
Yeah, he dyed it again before he went to vidcon
+A really bad Pun Ohhh okay
that's what I was gonna say
+A really bad Pun i guess he was DYEing to go there!
I'm not sorry
+Hyper Player I'm so *green* with envy that you made that pun before I did
For the Americans he means fries when he says chips. -3- you're welcome.
That make so much more sense
No fries and chips are two different things
shark:eats whole world. shark:i am inevitable
i was stung by a jellyfish and its like someone is pinching you over and over and over. Even when they are gone you can still feel it.
Jack, anemones aren't olants
*plants
you can edit comments
+Clorox Bleach I need Clorox pls I will give u 10$ k?
+Clorox Bleach I JUST SAW YOU YESTERDAY!
JACK CROCODILES IS NEVER IN THE SEWERS IT IS JUST A SIMPLE LIE IT IS ONLY IN MOVIES
people flush there pet crocks
+The wolf no they dont cause a baby crock almost dont even fit
+The wolf ITS A LIE MANY PEOPLE STILL BELIVE IN
Not only does the sewer system not have any real way for the crocs to sustain themselves, but the sheer amount of bacteria and other nasty things would kill a croc real fast. A baby crocodile could theoretically be flushed down a toilet, but it would die very quickly.
+Clorox Bleach Can i have some of you pls?^^
They done so good on this game. And jacksepticeye makes it better.
GREEN FOR IRELAND !!!
jack you say "i hate humanity"but you are a human
No he's a bossitronian
He's a dolphin
Drake!
+werewolf907 good point 🤔
+Raquel Villavicencio he is a Irish potato farming dolphin from the planet loud bosstopia
My grandpa swam into a forest of jellyfish
Are you Nemo's son?
+HBLemonQueen Yes HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!
+Aaron Horne Uhmm, are you trying to be funny?
+MiniCornDoges Studios Uhmm, are you trying to be a smartass?
+Mr. Villain Uhmm, I forgot what I was going to say.
I have never been stung by a jellyfish
Being stung by a jellyfish stings and/or itches depending on the type of jellyfish
3:55 Jack: "I hate humans!"
Me: So you hate yourself? No, wait. Shit! I forgot that he was bossatronion."
HOW DOES IT FEELS TO BE STUNG MY A JELLYFISH!
it feels like being wiped by a whip with spikes
I got stung by 3 stray jellyfish arms. I think they were of a small one since the arms were only about 25 to 30 cm but for me they didn't really hurt.
your lucky O.O
+Moonlight it was in Spain aswell
I was ones stung over my whole body
+pik johan rip
Actually dolphins do like to get high.......on Pufferfish! They get together in a pod (which is a group of dolphins [though you probably already knew that]) and nibble on pufferfish to get a little bit of their venom in order to get high (though not enough venom that it would kill them)
Did You Know Some Crocodile Eat Rocks
Birds do that too.
Uncreative Cat no
Did you know its fucking annoying when you capitalize the first letter of every single word?