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So they are completely ignoring Smilo saying that the Jedi can read minds. Jedi should also be able 2 sense this. Also that mark on the bad twins head is magically gone WTF
Fuck off... just stp watching this bullshit. Star wars is dead!! STOP WATCHING!!!!
FUQ YOUR MERCH it’s probably Dog SHIHT TOO
No parallels with Harvey Weinstein in this episode. None at all...
I believe that the references to what we know from the good old Star Wars are intended to warm our image of an acolyte. A cheap trick, it's like showing cleavage in a product advertisement.
Lesbian Headlamp wrote what she knows. Sending women to talk with a man who greeted them naked.
Underrated comment
Nailed it.
Smilo Ren's name is Harvey Skywalkerstein.
This time she hired an intimacy coordinator.
Burrrrnnnnn 🔥🔥
I love the idea that the writers somehow thought that it was the mask that made Vader breathe heavily. Had nothing to do with the fact he got burned to a crisp and was wearing a portable iron lung at all times.
They do so much lame shxt in this show, whenever something is about to be revealed or whatever, the power goes out, theres always something to distract what's going on to jump to something else. The timing is just non-sensical. It's like it was written by a third grade class as a project. $180,000,000
My only investment in this show are the youtube videos that come out after it airs.
Same
It’s like a reward for living through the show lol
Me too haha
@@noelgalloway1232 I suffered through the last 3 seasons of Supergirl and only made it through half of Batwoman S1. I'm glad i'm not subjecting myself directly to this show because the inconsistencies would have me pulling my hair out. Batwoman's political dialogue was bad but the writing and flow were worse and just seeing reviews makes me think those people got hired on for this bc these idiots fail upward nowadays.
Me three!!
In my day our evil twins were instantly recognizable with the customary goatee. Where’s the goatee?!? Where’s the goatee?!?
I need some Anthony Ainley level goatee!
It ain't on her face, bud.
Yes! A goateee and don't forget the golden scarf around the hips.
@@Kyle-sr6jmso, if either one starts up another diss track, we'll have positive ID on the perp? Quick! Someone concert sound the Trevor Noah interview!
The goatee may be way under. If you know what I mean. 😉
Don't forget, one of the defenses for this show is that it was made for 12 year olds... Right, we want a naked guy inviting a girl to swim with him for 12 year olds... right...
Didn't they do a bunch of PR early on where they stated this show was supposed to be darker and more geared for adults? I'm not saying they haven't done a 180 and claimed it's for kids since then, but isn't that curious...
Just because it was written **for** 12 year-olds doesn’t meant it should sound like it was written **by** 12 year-olds.
@@jamesreynolds4272 Facts.
In the next starwars series, i wanna see a fat guy and girls going topless for atleast 2 times, they need to include everyone and handle genders equally
@cd5sircoupe it was the gayest star wars show until it wasn't that gay. That 180 was to clean up ep3 fallout.
I have 3 words on how they will end it "To Be Continued!". Also on G&G this morning my prediction was that Osha will die and Mae will change her name to Mae Skywalker.
Lamoooo this ain't getting a season 2
LLOL well done 👍
And then Palpatine arrives, and Mae Skywalker uses his electricity against him, and he dies.
Lol
Mae the Farce be with her
that unknown planet sure looks like where luke was milking stuff
That’s what I thought as well. Ach-to was unknown, so to speak. Mebbe those creatures are related to porgues
I thought the exact same thing.
@@jamesreynolds4272bless you
This is planet Huak Tuah.
Lol
Trust Headland to write what she knows best, Putting a woman in a situation with a man unclothed and slowly approaching her. The title of the episode should be called " 50 shades of force"
50 different color threads
"When you lose everything, you gain everything." That's their version of "You'll own nothing and be happy."
Just comie gobbledegook
Bahahahahaha what a dumb line. This show sucks 😂😂
brilliant
???
I mean in a way isnt that the jedi way. To have no worldly attachments like lots of possesions or family. This is just the sith version? Why do i hear kylo ren "kill the past"
The Jedi are villains. The sith are heroes. We will own nothing and like it. This show is full propaganda all the time
Own? Not sure if that’s what he is talking about but ok…
The white male Jedi is subordinate who has week face who knows nothing again !! Sorry this so intentional it’s annoying !!
"When you lose everything.."@@ThomasJeffersonEdwardsIV
Leslye made sure to only hire the ugliest men...SIGH
Its just like the Government.
Having him expose himself in front of her?
Yeah…sounds very “Harvey Weinstein” doesn’t it, Lesley Headland
God, this show is a literal fanfic
They aren't fans so its just fic.
I learned a lot from this ep. It’s okay to sexualize characters as long as they are male
The Acolyte likes The Male Gays
Not just this episode. The show started like that.
@@nebulajumper6216 true
@@traderstudios6473 quite popular actually the acolyte isn’t the only show/movie that believes that hypocrisy
That's fine with me.
Carrie Ann Moss is the only woman on the show I'd even want to see that way. And she's like a grandma.
Not age appropriate, Disney. Too many red flags. Twilcolyte.
Osha and Mae are in their eaely twenties at this point. But holy crap CRINGE. Again. Ugh. Someone take away Leslye Headland 's trapper keeper.
@@jimdraven2432It's one thing if actors and characters are age appropriate. But I meant the usage of birthday suits and pronouns in a show geared towards children. Did they add a disclaimer? Because they count on children and normies being ignorant to this stuff. That's disturbing.
@@macarahneil2154 very true, good point!
Acotwilyte.
The director is trying to normalize knowingly getting naked in front of women without consent. If she can do that people won't talk about her former boss.
Master Venestra is the Sith Lord. Qimir has whip marks. She was the hooded figure in episode 3.
Master Venestra using her whip-saber is a MacGuffin.
There was no reason for the moth to attack. No lights were shining and they had not attacked the Jedi when they moved through the area before. They needed to show that she had a whip-saber. They also made it a point to show the marks on Qimir's back at least twice.
Those are the marks of someone who was flogged as a disciplinary action. A whip is used for flogging.
It still makes no sense. Whips strike hard, a light-whip would have sliced right through him. I guess she had them on stun or something. This show is as coherent as Biden.
@@don.keebles at least Biden seems to still have a brighter moment every now and then...
@@don.keebles It might have been used right after a "factory reset". They're not at full power until the reboot completes.
Whip-saber lashes to the back...barely an inconvenience...
@@don.keebles well, you'd think being run through by a light sabre would have killed Sabine, but she was up and about the next day. It's one of those light whips.
“May this farce be with you” 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
The Farce is Female.
"Pronoun beaver" needs to be merch
Hahaha
So far "Pronoun Beaver" is coming in close 2nd to "Lesbian Space Witches" for internet gold.
I heard Disney is going to have a carpet sale, too.
Sorry... just saw yours now. Brilliant
What pronoun does it even use?
"The Sith have been extinct for a millennium."
then who killed all the Jedi? a Jedi dropout and a witch with knives?
I can't fathom how stupid this cover up is going to be
A powerful Grey. 🤔🤔
Jedi, Sith, Grey
They slipped on a banana peel.☕😐
@@MrSuperPsymon that explains why you never see a Jedi eating a banana after this
@@user-dz4wl7ew4k So you absolutely don't know that Grey Jedi are just Light side users who MAYBE use a bit of the dark side. The Dark Side is a corruption. You cannot balance the light and dark without being master level. It corrupts people. Killing people for your own lust for power does not make you a Grey Jedi. THINK, for christ sake!
You missed Leslye’s wife thinking Sol was responsible for killing all the other Jedi.
It was the twink Jedi that said "you don't think it was Sol..." and she said something like "that's a bold accusation". I'm paraphrasing as I think those memories were in the brain cells I lost watching this dumpster fire.
Sol:
"Help, my team died..." (except the one who has no force powers)
Jedi Master Grene B'een:
"Yep he did it, not the person who he's been sent to investigate who has already been killing Jedi on a hit list trend that would include Sol himself"
Gay piccolo said this?
“That little pronoun beaver”… may be the first time anyone has ever used that phrase in the history of words
Episode 6: In case anyone was still wondering if this was fanfiction written by a 40yo lesbian.
OMG Twilight is totally hitting the nail on the head. Or CW level crap. At least when I watched a CW show I knew what I was going to get so I didn't expect a lot. This was 180 million flushed down the toilet.
or some sort of blackmail..
And still no one checks to see if the Wookie is okay. You know the entire reason they came to this planet.
Guy probably ate something wrong or too much and fell into a food coma. The "killer" probably only burnt his hair a bit. Wakes up later and wonders why so many dead Jedi are lying on his front lawn....
Leave it to Disney to put space groomers in star wars
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? YES, it was wrong Darth Plagueis is GAY!
In that case let's modify that: "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Gay?"
@@Toraryuko is that a personal attack or something?
I’ve heard of the tragedy. Heard zim was miss-gendered.
So... Star Wars supposedly saved Leslye Headland's life, or something, and yet she doesn't know why Darth Vader breathes the way he does. Alrighty then... 🤨
Also, could the naked Sith represent Harvey Weinstein? 🤔
and Mae is a self insert?
@@soaringeagle5418 May and Osha are herself and her sister. Don't know which one's which. This whole show is a 4 hour therapy session. I think Leslye should go back to therapy, and story writing school.
I better Twitter was drooling over the shirtless guy,
Sounds like you may be in the closet since that scene was your takeaway from the show
oh yea definitely
😭
it's as if leslie never saw starwars, EVER, and paid someone to create a quick cliffnotes version of ep1-6 IN CRAYON and then she skimmed it as fast as she could, and said, ok i got it! and she started writing her fanfic.
Google Geminii wrote it and made all the characters "inclusive". You get gay black female pope and African and Asian 1940s Germans.
@soaringeagle5418 I know about the gemini debacle and all the antiwhoyte famous ppl it generated, but are you suggesting leslie used a chatbot to write her show? cause I hadn't yet thought about that, but that makes perfect sense for a hack!
"chatgpt. write a tv series script about lesbian space witches in the statwars universe and make the cast extremely diverse." that's all she'd have to do. and make several attempts, add details like twins, and eventually, you could get this nonsensical show. damn. that would make sense....
@@Jhunta Yes except Google Geminii was all ready programmed to make all non-white characters so even less effort on the writers room.
This show had potential, if they had burned the script and let someone else write it.
The worst part is they had soooooo much material in the EU books and they just threw it all out the window in favor of this kind of hot garbage. They would have been better off spending some money to acquire rights to those stories.
Like WIllow, Chris Clermont (w/outline by George Lucas) wrote a pretty good trilogy sequel in the 90's but Disney gave us Willow for tweens instead of spending the money to acquire and adapt that material.
Didn't I hear that the Sith guy killed a bunch of Jedi masters and now the 98 pound alphabet girl is about to kill him? WTF?
it was barely an inconvenience
The sith who so force powerful he killed a jedi with a force push. And dragged on to his saber. It’s like the force only exists if the writer remembers
Enter the Girl Boss
So Qimir is Harvey Weinstein?😂
Nudity in Star Wars now? 🙄 We have totally lost the plot. That’s like doing modern cursing in Lord of the Rings. Sexuality in Star Wars is implied but never shown, and it should stay that way.
It makes it easier to disregard it as Star Wars.
Nudity ≠ Sexuality
Well it is a Disney show for kids or at least that's what they've been telling the "toxic fans". So I guess its the most on brand episode yet.
I don't see anything wrong with either nudity or sex in star wars... Honestly I feel it's a long time coming for star wars to up there game as it were.... As far as the list of "wrongs" with this show.... This ain't it. The problem is and always was the story and it's ability to tell it. You can have a pretty incredible story with both nudity and sex if done right.... Obviously Acolyte isn't doing it right, just saying... It's not as bad as people are saying. The nudity part. The rest is garbage.
@TrisskarArran Star Wars is literally a children's franchise, like on a conceptual level these are supposed to be family entertainment
I remember New Coke. It wasn't good so they dropped it. But Disney sticks with this crud even though it doesn't work. So strange.
Did you know the entire New Coke was a genius ruse and is why Coke is the GOAT. They decided that replacing Sugar with Corn Syrup would cause a stir, so they made New Coke with both and changed the flavor, knowing it would flop. Oh well, let’s release Classic, not original, Classic. It had been changed to Corn Syrup but they put the flavoring straight. Switch accomplished, people thrilled. I never thought it tasted right after that but it was far better than New Coke. Left it on the market long enough for folk to forget the exact taste. When I drank my first Mexican Coke, sugar, it filled me up. I felt sick, like when we were kids.
Plot twist : Yord is alive and he will blow up the death star
With Anakin’s help!
@@kevinmartz3082Obviously, Anakin will have a lightsaber fight with Vader in the finale! Can't wait.
So Osha had so strong morals that she wanted to arrest her sisters for killing two jedi, but she totally listens to a sith who killed like 10
Apparently twisting the neck of her friend and stabbing her potential love interest three times turns her on.
I just realized that Discount Ezra Miller's character "the Stranger" is supposed to be Aladdin with the whole "i can show you the world" bit. 🤣
Aladdin was betrayed by the Genie when Aladdin asked the Genie to kill Genie's master.
Good spot. It feels like that
I hear Darth Schwab: You will own nothing and you will be happy". The usual slave trash talk...
Osha and Smylo is literally a rip-off of Reylo. Down to the shirtless scene.
Except it's even worse. At least Reylo had a build up through the sequel trilogy. The relationship between Osha and Smylo is ZERO. The suspension of disbelief that she wouldn't just cut him down the very first second she has the lightsaber is mind-boggling!
@@don.keebles What build up? He kidnapped her, killed her father figure, destroyed multiple planets, slashed back of her friend, tried to kill her mother figure (who died because of him anyway), kidnapped her again, dissed her parents, attempted to kill her master (who died because of him anyway), fought her to death and lost. In the end she healed him, kissed him and cried for him when he died because they had a "connection". Disney is writing nothing but strong female characters witch Stockholm syndrome.
@@Morcorco I didn't say it was a good build up, what I meant was they at least had more than one interaction.
Im so sick of these 'hires' making a mockery of our loves. And i think that's why its happening, to wear us out. All while our inheritance is being plundered.
Disney will take the 40 year old movie "Splash" and sensor a brief butt shot of Daryl Hannah,however this is fine?Disney already went to hell without the hand basket.
Not Star Wars. It’s just not Star Wars anymore
Mouse Wars. I bet the final Sith helmet has Mickey ears on it.
Ep 5 ends with Sol and Mae boarding their ship. Ep 6 started with Osha rested in the unknown planet. So, Qimir’s ship is faster? Or unknown planet is nearby? Huh? 🤔
Factory reseted that thing like an iPhone 😂
The good news is, we are 3/ 4s done with this nightmare of nonsense.
Almost home free.
And it will be a fart in the wind a disappear forever.
Well they are talking about a season 2. Let’s hope they silently admit they f*up and simply don’t renew it
@@rendermaterial this show is good besides episode three, i dont see anything wrong with the other episode besides how short they are
@@Orko1983 Hopefully they will have to D+ Willow it.
@@maxlee449 Look no one should ever tell you not to enjoy something if you like it.
But if you want to know why everyone is so upset, I suggest having look at videos by Jeremy Jahns, he does a great job at breaking down why the characters are paper thin, how they flip flop in their motivation without logic (I mean look at Mae who hates and wants to kill the Jedi, then she wants to kill his sister, then finds our Osha is alive so she thinks now the Jedi are good and wants to turn herself in, then she re-unites with Osha, then she goes back to Jedi are bad I want to kill them so she kicks Osha unconscious and swap places). There is no tension whatsoever, they set a plot line just to reverse it literally seconds after.
You want morally ambiguous characters, mistery and murder? Look at Andor .
You want anti-heroes turned into heroes? Look at Rogue One. But this show in my opinion is bad fan fiction with blockbuster budget
Gotta admit, I wouldn't have expected a lesbian to be so obsessed with shirtless dudes
That's just a little treat for the gay boys. So long gay boys!
She asked another woman what straight women like to see on TV.
It's like telling an AI people like popcorn and so the AI decides to design a popcorn bag.
it does expose her repressed cis-gender-normative subconscious, quite a bit
THAT'S for the lady boys!
"Unknown planet" .. so the writers don't even know what the planet is called? Why even put that caption in?
I laughed when I saw that too! I just figured one of the editors just blew off entering in a name for the planet or something. Given the way this show was put together the way it has, it’s a possibility…😂
😂
"Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."
-Tyler Durden
Chuck Palahniuk should sue for a writing credit.
First thing I thought of
So there is the Fight Club inspiration they were talking about.
So it had nothing to do with the twins and a possible split personality plot twist, it was just a stolen line of dialogue...shocker!
'what can be, unburdened by what has been' .......ugh
@@ookammi If she becomes the Democrat nominee, the U.S. will become Mos Eisley.
Yeah cuz noone has been inspired by quotes from others before, never. Lol
Acolyte is like a car crash. I want to look away, I hate to see it, but I can’t look away.
Fr though
Couldn't agree more
Car crash in slow motion..
The recap is far better then the show, so at least it gave us that :)
It’s a car crash that is burning toxic fumes , it’s seeped into my brain and gives me headaches for days after I watched it !
Disney Star wars is non-canon.
All hail the pronoun beaver 🤣
Just watched it was obvious Osha and Mae are basically going to switch sides now. At least until they get together and form their own side another coven.
When lesbian space witches aren't enough, you foresee incestuous lesbian space witches?
I haven’t seen the episode, but I’m falling asleep just listening to you explain it
And it's not making any sense - as if someone wrote themselves into a corner on the first and only draft
When I watched the episode and she lights the saber and puts it up against the dude's neck, the thought in my head was, "Did Disney literally just go ahead and just use the plastic LED blade instead of an SFX blade? Really? Are we there now?"
The pic here looks like she's holding a red fluorescent bulb up to his neck.
Terrible. Legit. Lightsabers look wack themselves. The hilt
I was thinking the same thing. They must be using Disney park merch on the show. Where did all the $$$ go? Its gotta be a laundering operation...
I can’t believe leslye gave the light whip to her wife. Peak nepotism
That way they can bring their home life to work
@@darthbiscuit I agree. I’m sure it’s a form of activism
Well yeah. Powerful master with cool one of a kind whip saber = toy sale go up for your wife and her likeness commissions 🎉
I'm sure they were trying to monetize the light whip as merch the same way they tried to monetize Reva's lightsaber.
@@The_Implications yea I've thought from the beginning that it seemed weird, almost like double dipping. Oh im the head lead writer on a 180 million star wars show, better cast my wife and make her ultra special role so we can just rake in the money. I feel like there's conflict of interest or something along those lines.
Filler episode. Nothing happened, thankfully Sol recognized Mae masquerading as Osha. Literally advancement in the story. Gotta wait a week for the reveal from Sol about what happened. Oh, Headlands wife's horrible "acting" & obvious overpowered, because nepotism reasons. Sigh. See ya in a week. Im syarting to think trying to look for positive things in this show is like pulling teeth from a charging rhino with your bare hands.
I'm so glad TH-camrs are watchong this so I don't have to.
we need an episode where Bazil becomes a jedi 😂
more likely bazil will hook up with jar jar binks and butt feed each other
im genuinely surprised they have not given us a stupid Jawa Jedi yet 😂@@Chopper650
Jedi/j'DEI
Enemies to lovers really has a lot to answer for.
"You saved us, Osha!"...She literally did nothing but get her friend killed.
Also, who's us? All the other Jedi were slaughtered. Makes zero sense.
The shills hoping and praying everyone waits to the end to pass judgement. I don’t know what miracle they’re going to pull in episode 8 when they’re already at 6.
If you made it to episode 2 and didn't realize this was shxt, you'll consume anything.
Nothing happened
It's like they purposefully used the entire episode to explain all the shit we complained about last episode. They knew we would lol.
Headland is trying to tell a roshomon style story, Which is of course, Akira Kurosawa, who inspired Lucas.
Only problem, wait not I my problem but a big fuckin problem) that type of story telling doesn't work episodically because it just leaves too much confusion to the outside observer when it should have the opposite affect when done by a master story teller like AK.
Thank you for watching this garbage so we don't have to. RIP Star Wars. 😒
The unfortunate thing about this program, is that even though “Star Wars” is dead, Disney will not stop desecrating its corpse.
@@johntrench It's gonna be a slow, ugly, and painful death. They even zap it back with installments like Ahsoka and Rogue One, but then immediately put it back in the torture chamber with shows like this, if you can even call this a show.
@@LousyNine No, legitimate “Star Wars” in keeping with the original George Lucas vision, the one that made the “Star Wars” franchise into the huge cinematic and financial success that it became, is unfortunately completely dead.
The best Disney is able to come up with is “Disney Star Wars”, or perhaps more accurately “Disney Snore Woke”. With very rare exceptions, it’s nothing even remotely like “Star Wars”. It’s a stitch together monster, kind of a Frankenstein creation, that they miss appropriate the term “Star Wars” for, disrespecting it by attaching it to their so-called productions.
This particular show is not “Star Wars”. It is Disney defiling the memory of Star Wars while desecrating its corpse. If she wasn’t three different types of currently “protected species“, lesbian plus feminist plus woman, Headland wouldn’t even have gotten her foot into the door, let alone this travesty onto the streaming service.
@@johntrench I dont know, I still got the Star wars feeling from shows like the Final season of clone wars, Mando, Andor, Tales of the Jedi and Empire, and Obi Wan. The only things that have bothered me so far are the sequel trilogy, but the shows are making me hate it a little less, boba fett felt a little too far from actual boba, but it was alright, and the Acolyte, which is just, absolutely not star wars.
@@LousyNine “Rogue One”, “Andor”, and the first two seasons of “The Madalorian” were good and, while not perfect, were reminiscent of the George Lucas “Star Wars”. I wasn’t that enamored of “Clone Wars”, but that’s just personal taste talking, my sons appreciated it more than I did.
The anti-sequel trilogy with the “Mary Sue” main character, “Obi Wan”, “Boba Fett”, and “Ahsoka” left me cold, with too little connection to the George Lucas “Star Wars” vision, and too much disrespect for its rich fictional universe, it’s equally rich internal history, and it’s internal physics and logic.
“The Acolyte” goes beyond mere disrespect, and treats the franchise as well as Lucas and his vision with utter contempt. Both this 8 episode excretion and its creator, Leslye Headland, are obscenities, consciously and purposely defiling the franchise and “flipping off” the fans. It is far and away the worst offense it has ever committed against “Star Wars” and its fan base.
While we may disagree on some of the shows, I think that we are in broad agreement on how offensive the treatment of the “Star Wars“ franchise as well as its fan base has been at the hands of Disney. And you’re absolutely right. “The Acolyte” is in no way, shape, or form a part of “Star Wars”.
I hope the water wasn’t too cold for Smylo , he’d be called “Sith shrinkage” 😅
By the time Osha is at the beach and goes to the Sith's house and put on a helmet.
The green Lady Jedi whoever the fuck moves from Coruscant to another planet, goes into the jungle finds the dead Jedi and kills a moth.
Just to remind you guys, it took an entire episode for Sol and his guys to find the damn place WITH A TRACKER!
Oh come on it's obvious!! The green boss girl jedi they/them used "the thread" to teleport thru the world between worlds to get there fast!.... *cringe* 😆
@@AzraelStDumas1982 sounds legit.
It's the Batwoman level writing. Just teleport the characters where they need them.
also, this is a 180M$ "show". Dune part 2 cost 190M$ to make. We are watching Disney launder millions by pretending to make awful content.
on the other hand, they found their way back out without a tracker in two minutes.
This looks like twilight wars. This show, just when i think it cant get any dumber, it does. How can people think this show has any merit?
So this is a reverse Rey and Luke on Ahch-to? With naked swimming? WTF!! I'm done.
My wife watched episode 6(her first time ever watching the series- she’s watched others with me) her first comment/ reaction at the 32min mark: ”If this is how the whole season has gone so far, this show sucks. They drag out every scene. Was this made by a man or woman?”
You are writing this same comment on every channel. She did not watch the show. You are probably not even married. Give it up man..
@@Visqo1even if he doesn’t his opinion is pretty much the majority opinion. The show is trash
@@Visqo1 Actually I've only copied and pasted it to Generation Tech
But you gave me an idea... Maybe I should post it everywhere to see how many people watch the same stuff as me
There's a rumor that season 2 has been canceled, so it's safe to say there's a big cliffhanger at the end and that's where it ends. We won't find out anything else :D
I feel like they are heading towards a huge jedi coverup. That would be in line with the shows desire to paint the jedi in a bad light, and would neatly tie into the situation in TPM where the jedi thought the sith were still extinct.
It would also be extremely lame.
So most of the episode was spent on Planet Boner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 'only gay Jedi in the village' was sssooooo gay I nearly wet myself laughing 😂
Rian Johnson would be proud of the way they subverted expectations for the lightsaber whip by showing it all in the trailer! lol
The scar Wzra Miller substitue has on his back comes 100% from this sabwr whip. And green Jedi was once his master and abused him.
“Excuse me I am all over the place” LOL
Hahahaha
"Why are you even watching this video" 😂😂😂
I’ll repeat it again. SW Disney is bad fan fiction with blockbuster budget
Lisleys partner will be the big badie that is in hiding in plain sight.
How Cartman would say:" MAKE IT MORE LAME!"
Pronoun Beaver…!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keep thinking we hit rock bottom, but they always find a way to make it worse.
If you want to know what head trauma feels like-watch this episode.
Wtf is going on???
Thank you Jay for your Acolyte videos. It’s the best thing about this show. “50 shades of Harvey” should be this episodes title it seems. Lol
I guess the 'Why' isn't important, right? Disney and Lucas Film are deliberately destroying our heroes, hopes and dreams. "His name was Robert Paulson".
Nice!
Saberstaff reveal: epic reveal before duel
Curved saber reveal: elegant reveal before duel
Krosgaard saber reveal: startling reveal before execution and mass purge
Lightwhip reveal: random reveal to kill a bug
I'm still laughing over the title of this video. Well played Drunk3PO!
10:07 LMAO
I can’t take Darth Gimp seriously
“The adventures of Darth Gimp and Pronoun Beaver”
It’d get more views than this show…
They create a bunch of characters just to kill them😢
I guarantee that Smylo will be clapping some OSHA certified cheeks by end of season. Exactly what Star Wars needed 🙄
I’m so glad I didn’t waste any time watching this stuff. That is 6 hours I could never get back. Appreciate ur thoughts always, Jay! Blessings to u!
Save your brain and don’t watch.
Family friendly show
Qimir is just looking for a concubine, the rule 2 for him, and his old , like vampire old...
Green lady Master Nepo (Headlamp’s wife) was (I reckon) Smilo Ren’s master. The scar on his back is from her saber-whip. Totally she will be the secret Sith.
Undressing scenes in 40 plus years of Star Wars from 1977 to early 2024 … ZERO and we are all better for it lol
Didn’t Kylo have one? You mean any kind of nudity? That part is true…
Kylo Ren was half naked when speaking to Rey via the force connection. Also this was as awkward as slave Leia chained up in a very revealing bikini. At least they only showed his upper half in this episode, but let’s not pretend Star Wars has been so innocent for 40+ years.
@@daicebergjwow you really are defending this shit? Wow just wow
@@daicebergj topless is very different from naked though right? Men don't walk around on the beach naked in front of children do they(unless it's a nudist beach) because that's perverted.
@@jaymea8907 you need to reread my comment. I’m not defending this show, just pointing out that this franchise has always been questionable. Lol. You are so quick to attack no wonder Star Wars fans are the most toxic fandom
Get 'em Jay
I swear Jay when you close your eyes n hear yourself this literally sounds like a comedy porn knock off
The amount of times this show says "Let me tell you the dark truth..." and then something happens to interrupt that is insane. Whatever secret they are keeping is not going to be worth the "hype."
Well now they also have 50 shades of saber on that show now right lol
Dammit… I missed another episode. That’s 2 now. Guess that I’ll never catch up. Oh well, guess I’ll just live without this show.
That whip lightsaber disrespected the entire fan base
So. The helmet helps someone breathe, that doesn’t need the help, to breathe. Fascinating.