Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Unbiased™ | Objective™
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ธ.ค. 2019
- The last good entry to a legendary series.
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much love to everyone living in superior countries
not affected by the geo-block
Just watching this again for the shits and gigs
Nothing like a *very* brief trip to the mystical far east for a good laugh.
Much appreciated Mr warlord
Your welcome from Indonesia which we all know don't exist.
I’m in the Philippines, the Ohio of Asia. And also Filipinos are the Nazis of Asia.
the Yu-Gi-Oh edit was worth the 4 year ban
blesseth be the Sseth
Any idea why it's back?
Its glorious
@@Shiningforceking 4kmedia (owners of Yu-Gi-Oh and part of Konami) demonetized it basically everywhere for a while
@Guymanbot97 i know of it, but my question is why is it now back?
Yes.
Thanks for inviting me to Subway
More crossovers with yourself, please.
@Beau Arroyo This proves nothing. This was a premier, not a live stream.
Get back into the dark hole you crawled out of you filthy non-believer!
Did you see spyro at subway?
hi mandy
Your mom gae
Imagine not seeing this video
*this comment are made by the third world country gang*
gang gang
using DPRK vpn to write this comment
North Korea gang
Islamic multi-religion country made this video possible for me to see.
I do agree
“Grandpa, what was your childhood like?”
*_SPAZZ MATICUS... A YOUNG KING ON A MAD QUEST TO RULE THE WORLD_*
her: I bet he's thinking of other girls
him: *SPAZZ MATICUS... A YOUNG KING ON A MAD QUEST TO RULE THE WORLD*
r/spazzmaticusmemes
"it was great, now eat this cockroach burger, keep your strength up."
@@xmm-cf5eg Red food dye is made from bugs. buen apetitt.
HoMM IV is my favorite anime
"It was a good website"
*lip smack*
"What a rotten way to die"
Hehe
What a shame
Is the site down?
@@drybitter2650 twas
Is it just me or is there some art missing ? I don't see the Geburah one anywhere
According to the Sseth scale of superior countries, I’m officially living in a 3rd world country as I’m finally able to see this again.
Romania truly is a 3rd world country
@@spoodernike Poland's close
Same for Germany
And Finland.
And France, we're closing in really fast.
Slavic people get CDs of HoMM3, AoE2 and Red Alert 2 bundled together with a birth certificate.
Not even gonna argue, this triad was already installed on my dad's computer, as if it was waiting for me to grow up a bit...
It is eastern equivalent of family crest and sword. It distinguishes them from peasantry that has to work on farm for years before buying Chineese copy.
Don't forget about gothic and gothic2
And Counter-Strike. Don't forget about Counter-Strike.
Kuroishi slavs from the eastern parts of Russia also get a Warcraft 3 , but only on any public PC they came upon, like those in schools and libraries. It also contains whole buttload of mods that should not be named but can be guessed.
It's going to be a sad day when you run out of 'Might and Magic' games to talk about
CreepsMcPasta Holy shit, even you’re here.
He's going to have to cover 6 and 7 eventually.
didn't he just did ?
Didn't expect you here
@@SomeQuackingDuck """"""""""EVENTUALLY""""""""""
"Slavs are trained from birth to play HoMM3 on competitive level" - true.
What is your plan behind this?
World domination
Am a slav, can confirm
Age of Empires 2 also
@@Sir_Bucket Government makes slavs play homm to overcome the hatred for mondays among the working class
2002: Heroes community discussing possibilities of using US army to invade Iraq.
2003: US invades Iraq.
Dont joke with those people.
oh my... (I mean close enough)
Ohhh boy, this story just got updated
this aged like milk...
oh boy
F*** USA
Somehow, I am now able to watch this version.
The cornerstone of any successful crusade:
*H O R S E Z*
The developer of Pony Town is going to be a triple-AAA lead one day.
RIP Sseth's website, you underestimated the power of Hentai bait
I literally thought that there is a spider on my phone because of your profile pic.
KONO POWAH
What happened?
@@hmmmooops he DdoS'ed himself due to the promise of high quality smut material. Classic folly.
We should make Ssethsite-chan a thing
"they summon catgirls" LIVING THE DREAM
@OX XY He didn't specify whether its female catgirls or male catgirls.
@@araamahasla555 you should think long and hard about what you wrote
@@Cruddyhorse woosh
@@Cruddyhorse it seems like you my friend are uneducated about the race pf catgirl, created in japan from WW2 chinese "volunters".
Those creatures can be of two genders: girl, or girl with a dick
Wait a sec, this is the original video. How'd that happen?
Ubisoft probably realized they're losing money
I’m guessing someone sent Konomi the segment where Seth points out they aren’t making money blocking this, and they corrected the problem.
Finally. Been looking for that yugi part
I really would like to take a look into all the contents of Sseth's laptop. Then probably go register to a monastery or some shit to cleanse myself for the next 20 years.
Same
Why cleanse yourself ? join us to the dark side, you'll love it !
He willfully and proudly shows off his bookmarks and downloads when he streams
Absolute Madlad
@@AftarTheHumble More like
*Absolute Chad*
@@deividasma7343 Alpha Harvester of Gachi
Voting for smut
Sheev Palpatine: I love democracy
After 3 years, i finally moved to Korea to watch this uncensored masterpiece. It was truely worth selling my Kidney for a one way trip to a country i dont speak the language of and even if i wanted to go, doesnt let me out anymore. Truely magnificent.
The embargo was LIFTED!!! Rejoice, merchants!
"I wrote an entire wiki article to prove it." Wait, what?
Dedication to the art form you see...
Look up Wikiality.
A link is in the description.
Inferno players are the same dudes that say Griffith did nothing wrong.
Raziel “VAE VICTIS, KAIN?”
Shout-out to my boys in America, who can finally see this video again in 2024. Much love from Pyongyang
The weather in Pyongyang is fine this time of year
This is how TH-cam is supposed to be embraced. By watching a premiere by sseth
let it be the endtimes are here
Let's all have a party to celebrate it while "its the end of the world as we know it (and i feel fine)" plays in the background
This game is surprisingly overflowing with soul, considering the hired-hand developer and Ubisoft’s terrible handling of the franchise. Too bad it all went pear-shaped after this game.
Nival was actually a pretty decent developer back in the day.
Russians justlove homm
Nival were actually competent enough and hey were HUGE fans pf HOMM.
The game had some fantastic waifus.
its like the franchise had one last glorious charge before getting shot in the fact
He's done it.
A whole channel, just so he could eventually make an entire Yu-gi-oh OP combined with his favorite vidya series.
Whole Yu Gi Oh section was pure gold.
ATTENTION DUELISTS!
My Hair knows Kung fu.
are people who play forza called racists?
*_IN AMERICA_*
So gold it was copyright-claimed
By claiming it 4Kids fulfilled its meme reputation.
Well, Sseth's website appears to be down right now, I'm going to assume that it's due to high traffic.
I'm proud of this community.
Heh.
That or speshal sekrit *commissions*
Porn gets people motivated
So, Sseth opened his own shadbase, but he himself can't draw? Interesting...
Lautrec what the hell are you doing here? I thought I kicked you off a hill or something?
what website
Sseth uploads rarely, but when he does, he always has 3 minute long segments where he completely redoes the opening of the 4kidz yugioh op in the style of spazmaticus.
I don't always drink Johnny, but when I do, I make sure it's *a 3 minute long segments where I completely redo the opening of the 4kidz yugioh op in the style of spazmaticus*
Sseth keeps getting better, I loved that bit, but knowing we aren't even at peak Sseth makes me giddy.
Nah he uploads rarely but when he does I give him a dollar
Here's the bit uploaded seperately: th-cam.com/video/ZG_b4u7JCnc/w-d-xo.html
Sseth is trying to throw us off the trail of his goblin fetish with this video, but he can't hide it from us.
THICC goblins are his weakness
It was getting to obvius, he need to ley low for a while, It may hurt for him but i am sure we will see more.
The fisting guys are over there with Sseth.
Shortstack is his true fetish tho.
Fock yeah. Vietnameses can still enjoy this masterpiece!
Ayy fellow Vietnamese
Oh yeah Vietnam never dies
Ayyy
Ayy
Lol
"YOUBUYSOFT" LMAO
Whats so funny punk, you making fun of the unmatched pronunciations from my main man sseth???
The Heroes franchise is like Nintendo for Eastern Europeans.
this
Правда
Interesting to see you here Zan have a good day.
@@hazzmati Well I'm part of the Merchant's Guild :^)
Yes it is.
bro does sseth come back to videos and adds different scene and edits just to fuck with our brains?
what a great man
Anyone noticed how the evil factions have racial abilities to use their enemies into cannon fodder (necro kills them, barbs sells them, dungeon sacrifices them and galaxybrains destroy them)? And good factions help their troops to become stronger (haven educates them, academy buys them equipment, dwarves gives them combat drugs and elves equips them with scopes). Nice, intricate way to tell the story of good and evil.
I don't think you understand the meaning of good and evil. Good = money, bad = broke. The Merchant's Guild has spoken.
Necropolis in HoMM V isn't an evil faction, mostly :D
@@erayergi base game, yes
ToTE, no... And barbarians aren't evil at all, they just savage
@@RajhsmanMachina you have a point but Markal is only 1 hero in the whole necropolis faction, rest of the necromancers probably doesn't like him that much :p
the Spazmaticus anime opening was the most glorious thing i've ever seen
The kalergi plan
"Stronghold.. gets angry". Yeah pretty much.
That's kinda racist
@@vrilginitymaxxer Don't worry, am half-orc. Me give Christian A-word pass.
actually if i remember correctly it's their hero class ability, their unique town mechanic is slave market where you can sell units
demons class ability is to summon more demons
Can't place that there m'lord!
"I've received a lot of feedback that my review scores are poorly defined and hardly objective"
I wouldn't have it any other way !
Did they drop the claim? Is the joke restored to its full glory forever?
“Tfw you can’t beat your wife.” This gave me a good laugh for a several minutes.
lol whens that
Yikes.
Shame you forgot about the most fun part of the in-game story: almost all of it happened, because one demon wanted to smash queen. So he killed her husband, abducted her, then he turned into goth elf, became whole goth-elven tribe leader and went to kill lord of the demons. Then he and the queen went together far away to make love and abandoned both their kingdoms, which resulted in succubus taking place as queen and absolutely wrecking human empire.
wasn't he dark elf turned into demon? he rides the same mount and still had a staff and the same casting animation. also his name is agrael, which is just a anagram from raelag
@@malfeasance62 Dark elf -> Demon (Start of h5) -> Dark elf again (middle of h5). He has quite the story.
Did you just describe the birth of Soviet Union?
Still a better love story than twilight :P
So basic human history then.
the directors cut is finally released lets gooo
sseth is not like other youtubers. instead of just merely begging for money he uses is videos to market games that otherwise wouldnt see the light of day. Stimulating the economy while helping the unwashed masses experience good video games. And helps starving hentai artists make money too. its a win win for everyone.
Honestly using sponsor money to support artists is the biggest brain move
it's not Merchant Money, Sseth doesn't want using member money for pron, he insist to using sponsor like express VPN and Dlive contract.
You say support artists i said more R34 on internet
Make everybody happy
@@admiralamel9563 oh damn thanks I corrected it
And at higher than average market rates. Sseth is a legend we should all aspire to emulate in our daily lives
"luckily because Slavs are trained from birth to play Heroes 3 at a * competitive level *" sides already in orbit
Reddit moment!
this is accurate though.
Yeah, 20/30-year-old Russians are pretty much obsessed with this game.
Hey hey people, с вами Сэр Троглодит и мы будем играть в героев третьих!
This is supringly accurate, half my polish family knows the game and they arent even gamers or nerds I use to play vs my cosine alot.
We're back baby!
My favourite Yu-Gi-Oh moment was when Spazz Maticus drew one of the Egyptian god cards and sent Elon Musk to the gachi realm
Merucubus was the demon girl in case you needed to know for “research”
drawn by @meru_nyaa on twitter
Damn, you beat me to it.
Did some one said "Incase"?
@@daveypocket8847
I have looked through a majority of her library and have never seen a diaper. Are you sure you didnt find a commission she did?
She has like 3 diaper pics out of like 1000 pictures
He actually made the wiki page. Madlad.
And so, the My Little Heroes: Friendship is Might and Magic meme shall be born
Rare instance when living in India in 2020 feels like a superpower
Ah yes, superpower
@@prateekrao1943 sup
lol
I once played against an Inferno player in the multiplayer. He then proceed to ragequit and piss on my rug... it was a nice rug.
It really tied the room together
Im sorry for pissing on the rug, let me pay for the beer
he was a chinaman?
@@EricToTheScionti Asian American please.
@@cowboycurtis4944 Fucking aye
"The real heroes of might and magic are the humble peasants." DID LENIN WRITE THIS GAME?
Message approved !
''Laughs in bretonnian''.
Well it is a slavic studio, so who knows.
Stalin.wrote in Basic.8-bit.
@@capmar-vell92returns20 lol, my army comprises
2 units of 15x nobles (knights of the realm + Lord, paladin, paladin bsb and prophetess)
2 units of 50x commoner men at arms,
2 units of peasant bowmen
Trebuchets
Has a pretty good win rate actually 😁
Ayo, OG video is back
that was quite a while
YOOOOOOOOOO I can finally see the banned joke in the USA! I'm shaking with excitement!
I played the shit out of this game when I was a kid. Hearing the musing from all the factions at the end was a huge nostalgia trip lol
Same, did you play hot seats too? Shit was awesome
@@bogdanbogdanoff5164 Can't say I have, no. Ffs, now I wanna play this game again and try that
welcome welcome humanoids
Magic
RRahSlaneeshmist here
Mushi mushi baka san
SsethTzeentach is preset
Sseth Is currently in this location.
I'm actually stunned that this is back.
That Yu-Gi-Oh edit is just so amazing
Mandalore off his meds again
@K Korona of all the people that are early you have the be the lame one haven't you?
I don't understand the joke but take my like
I swear, ome of these days the merchant guild might just fund them both enough to make a cross-over, maybe we start with a hey, hey, people and then get bamboozled with some calm and relaxing voice. On the other channel, it's some gameplay preview and some music then gets bombarded with a hostile takeover ans then replaced with sseth throughout.
They wore off quite fast, maybe they started to lose their effect
Or ranton's less spastic less PC second channel
"The real heroes of might and magic are the humble peasants."
Me: Laughs in bretonnian.
Bretonnia is literally worst faction in warhammer
@@kitno6415 well, not anymore they aren't
@@mikepence1933 adding a new lord wont change the fact that bretonnia's shitty peasant and chivalry mechanic.
In Warhammer canon bretonnian peasants are usually bullied and used as meat shields by the aristocrats.
@@kitno6415 I was talking about them getting squatted
2:16 This is what they took from us, NEVER FORGET
It was worth the wait to see onnne of my favorite sseth edits return. Go let the legend live once more!
>whoever has more money wins
>Laughs in Vietnamese
Hey now, vietnamese had farmers. They are like, peasants.
>laughs in agent orange
@dood ayev Calm down, man.
@dood ayev struck a nerve eh?
>Laughs in phở
2:26 This entire section was so homoerotic, it turned me gay and then straight again.
The quickest no homo in the west
is that before and after you wacked off?
Nothing gay about gachimuchi, mt good sir
gachi is not gay
it is MANLY
ITS BACK!
We are so back
Thank you MandaloreGaming for “King’s Bounty” review.
Oh my, Бэбэй. Не знал вы у нас человек культуры.
@@lexchinchas3001единственное отличие Бэбэя от ssethtzeentach'а это то что он не спонсирует хентай
Хэй хэй, это Бэбэй.
@@antonkonyahin8036 Хей хей, разумный и абсолютно адекватный народ, Бэбэй здесь
Мы создадим на ютубе свой Брайтон-Бич, с Косипошей и разумными и адекватными подписчиками.
2:53 I always knew Elon musk was a anime villain, didn't know that the anime's protagonist was spazz maticus.
whoa I can see the video again!
THE 4KIDS MEDIA JOKE HAS BECOME UNCENSORED
Pays for a Goth Gf commission.
*MONEY WELL SPENT!!!*
he pick the RITE artist tooo lol
@@BIGREDXXXL Where can I find this image, I want it for purely licentious intent.
@@jakzine540 his web/twitter
@@jakzine540 here you go bro. Sinensian made it... very good artist.
Would you look at the bezels on her!
Hold up. Jeff Spock is the writer behind "Endless Legend" and "Endless Space". The "Horsez" was merely a stepping stone, that led to this excellence.
The Necrophages and The Cravers are literally the coolest "we want to eat everything" race I've seen in Fantasy and Sci-Fi respectively and I am eternally grateful to him for giving me them.
@@giantzombiechild I'd agree, but I'm too much of a Nid lovva to allow that
"A stepping stone"? I think you mean his magnum opus, everything has been downhill from there.
Horatio is best girl hands-down
@@bw6188 [AGREEMENT]
seeing yu-gi-oh intro edited so that spaz maticus fights elon musk is something i never knew i wanted
Wait how the fuck did I just get the original in the unholy motherland that is Britain?
GOOD TO BE BACK!
Spazz-Matic-Oh: Heroes of Gachimuchi
This season had the best OP of the series so far.
I'm convinced that your existence is the manifestation of my enjoyment change my mind
Can't agree more
Hold my hand daddy
>"...and goblins"
>no shortstack from InCase
I'm disappointed
Oof, InCase, brings me back to my proudest faps
whos incase?
@@peterhoffmann2231 Google image search InCase trap.
@@DomR1997 ok hold on
@@peterhoffmann2231 It's been three days, do you need help?
Heroes of Might and Magic V: Tribes of the Weast
Oh, that Yu-Gi-Oh intro with Spazz-maticus had me laughing like a Hyena
So the question is: Spazz-maticus vs Kitten the Custodian when ?
NOT CANON !
Wait, it's back?
Did Konami finally kick the bucket?
"Spelly Skellies" might just be my new favourite term for Skeleton Mages.
My thanks to the merchants guild, for commissioning another masterpiece by the Rembrandt of our time. Shalom and tudah!
You're welcome
I am now going to refer to every litch as "spelly skelly".
Have a good christmas and a happy new year too sseth
It's been a month now, I need my monthly dose of you...
Same
This game meant a lot to me when I was a kid. The art and music of it feel timeless. HoMM 6 and 7 definitely don't exist.
The screenshot of heroescommunity's historical "attack Iraq" thread made my day.
I actually had to search it and sure enough... it's real
and had 100 pages of replies
please elaborate, Im really interested, what was it all about?
Im also curious
SMH they all debate the morality of the Irak war, but no one discusses the morality of the USMC intervention at Ram Ranch.
@@yosefyonin6824 the war in irak probably
See you in 2020. Have a great new year Sseth!
It's back.
This was an excuse for the Yugioh bit wasn't it.
A good excuse for sure.
It was fucking excellent.
I want a cut version of that bit
@@ulysses1353 me too
I mean this entire video is essentially one big sarcastic meme
Mandalore had one of his faster relapses this weekend.
*Mandalore forgot to take his meds. Sseth is his true form.
Christopher Duncan thank you Christopher, for explaining the joke to my underdeveloped brain
How I love youtube. This video appeared in my recommendation after watching the censored version, but if I try to find it by searching through his videos, there's no trace of it.
I'm surprised he didn't make a joke about it being Anime Warhammer.
Isn't that just post-WC2 Warcraft?
@@517342 Because Warcraft is Hanna-Barbera Warhammer.
*Inferno's skill is to kill itself*
This resonates with me.
well combined with diplomacy and getting units you don´t want for your army it can (in theory) be a nice thing, can...
Upgraded my dark elf GF with an Ace of Spades tattoo, now she's getting railed by an army of Orcs.
Instructions unclear, 0/10
God bless you for returning the original video...
Your reviews are the best on TH-cam. Accurate, easy to understand and with a clearly defined rating system at the end, or sometimes near the middle somewhere. Please review the Conception series, it's right up your alley.
"Hentai is good for the soul" - The Pope
"we didnt nuke japan to stop ww2, we did it to start hentai!!!" - Gaius Julius Caesar