Might And Magic IX Review | Classic Bootleg RPG For Somalians
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ต.ค. 2017
- The last installment in the original Might and Magic franchise, the last game developed by the developer and the last game ever published by the publisher.
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I want to forget it
Fuckin review JSRF or Grabbed by the Ghoulies ya jabroni.
Mark Mulligan I don't even care what game Lord Mandalore is reviewing, but I want moar!
MandaloreGaming that is ehat bleach is for
Wow MandaloreGaming, I love your vids! Please make your videos more meme again!
I want to play it. To understand. To become something greater than what I am now.
Remember, one of two things was true:
- Sseth looked up the thumbnail image.
- Sseth was already aware that that image exists.
He probably already had it saved, like me
@@martinvargas9624 he knew it from before the age of man
@@beybladesinmyheels1267 he summoned exodia
@@dcogs8856 Left arm of the forbidden one.
@@martinvargas9624 why
I remember playing this game all day as a kid growing up in the asylum camps of sweden
Albino I don't believe
Hey albino
Albino yeah I've been to Stockholm too.
Albino, you fucking idiot
Why u subed to all my favorite accounts
Sseth is the only youtuber that could have partially censored furry scat porn as a thumbnail for a video and have it monetized for over a year now.
My brain didn't even process what that image was.. Now I really want to unsee that.
I hate it. I hate you. Why did you do this? Why did anyone do this?
@@merryweather3713 My brain just cannot comprehend how any of those can be hot to anybody
Peak subversion
am i the only the characters in the thumbnail are from Spyro a heroes tale? it made it all the more disturbing for me
this whole channel is an undercover advertisement for might and magic
Hi there!
*mhuhuhuhuhuh*
Would you like to buy some Might & Magic?
*HMMMMMMMMMM?*
good. its a great series.
you mean that dead ass franchise killed by 3DO and butchered by Ubisoft with uninspiring bland games with "Might" and "Magic" words glued on the cover box?
RIP Might & Magic, turned into mobile games for chinese market.
Replace that with Skyrim SE, and you got yourself the perfect Todd Howard meme.
It's really cool that Seth actually showed footage of his Caucasian manservant inserting the disk.
I read "disk" as "dick".... I was confused, but it seemed appropriate for Seth.
Well it was that or lose that arm. I think he made the right call.
Or he just has vitiligo.
@@chosentonessournotes albino
That manservant has the scent of a Jew.
> Claims it's a map of Denmark
> Shows a hill taller than a house
I have spottet a minor flaw in your argument.
Ever heard of Mols Bjerge?
Hææhæææhææææææ
Himmelbjerget!!!!!!!
@Random username ye, on google earth
Can confirm
It's like Morrowind... if it was made in steam greenlight today.
For mobile devices
And with Oblivion face technology. A fantastic feat
Looks a lil like Everquest to me
Tiztu
go play Skyrim
Morrowind actually has the same audio problem, weirdly. The sound effects for Mysticism spells are LOUD.
>Goat misses Angela merkel...
Misses so desperately...
The most depressing part of this was getting to the last act only for the game files to corrupt. I never even got to hit the lever
I haven't heard that sound of a CD drive whirring up in ages, thanks for the nostalgia.
I had to buy an external CD-drive, because I didn't notice the PC case I bought didn't have any slots for that purpose.
That shit is louder than a jet engine.
I haven't heard that in over 2 decades. Bought a Pioneer DVD-106S in 2001, used the firmware tool that came with it to reduce the read speeds to 4x for DVD and 16x for CD. That very drive is still rocking today in case I need it. And yes, it's fricken IDE still. Dumped internal floppy in 2003, but still sporting IDE... XD
Can we appreciate how Sseth has gotten away with The Forbidden One as this video's thumbnail, barely cropped, for three years now?
He's beginning to believe
Sseth utilized his Jewish magicks to curse the credit scores of TH-cam content managers whenever they threatened to delete his video.
"You can choose their personality, which varies from arrogant to annoying or just stupid. Appropriately, I made a party of women."
-Sseth
*ANGELA MERKEL*
☕ Women
Sseth is a global treasure. He must be preserved
yes i watched the video too…
"Someone made a sword that nukes the planet if you ever use it."
Oh Morrowind, such fond memories.
Pretty sure in Morrowind the effect was a specific species extinction beam.
@@LecherousLizardyokudans nuked their islands with swords
I love how the person who drew the original image from the thumbnail put their signature on it, like they were proud of their Spyro subway scat porn
Hunter's shit sandwich.
Have you ever met a furry? They are definitely proud of it.
@@Atlas.Brooklyn As would I be, given the amount of money they make drawing this shit.
@@CaptainCrackSparrow😂
You and the barbarian leader are basically just starting the renaissance in this fantasy world.
What a pleasant game.
I cant believe this video have had that thumbnail for 5 years.
they once removed it
i replaced it like 5 minutes later
@@SsethTzeentach The indomitable human spirit
@@SsethTzeentach Based
@@SsethTzeentachcongrats on just barely sneaking by the guidelines for 6 years now
@@SsethTzeentachThank you for fighting for our rights.
I am not sure I agree with what's happening on the thumbnail...
You don’t want to know
The full image is actually harrowing
Leukemia link please
Hopefully, now that I've watched this completely, I'll never have to look at it again.
Spyro Reignited looking good
*_S U C C_*
Also, Sseth sounds so mad in this video like holy shit this game REALLY upset him.
Spank me daddy
this game upsets me from just watching the first 30 seconds and I didn't know it existed...
1:14 ?!
I love the sound offailed spell when publisher shows
I don't think I've ever seen someone use the player counts for two failed games as a ranking system before and I 100% love that you did.
Just remember: This was the same year Morrowind came out.
Jesus
NGL, this compares like Pony Life to original G4 in both graphics and content quality.
can confirm, this is denmark
when he rants about the mirrors, i never felt such genuine rage on this man's voice
7:52 for the puzzles shown, they’re not impossible, you just need a little math
The first one is an input output table, with a pattern not shown, so we need to find a pattern. 3 and 2 make 7, 5 and 4 make 23, and 7 and 6 make 47. The two numbers are multiplied then a hidden fourth number is added to get the product, being a constantly increasing positive odd integer. So 3x2+1=7, 5x4+3, 7x6+5=47, which would make 10x9+9=99. OR the pattern could be that the hidden variable added is one integer down from the previous two numbers, which would be instead, 10x9+8=98. The pattern could go either way, there are multiple solutions depending on how you solve
For the second one, the balls are stacked in a pyramid, which means that there are balls obscured from sight, but since they are stacked in increasing square layers, we can calculate the amount of balls in the pyramid, so 1+4+9+16= 30 balls in the pyramid.
For the third, it’s a system of equations, with the various fruits acting as variables. Once we find the value for one fruit, we can easily solve for the rest. Apple=a, Banana=b, Cherry=c. The first equation can give us the value for a, a+a+a=18, which makes 3a=18, divide and you get a=6. Now that we have the value for one variable, we can find the others, 6+b+b=14, subtract to get b+b=8, which makes 2b=8, then divide to get b=4. Now for the third equation 4-c=2, add to get 4=2+c, then subtract to isolate the variable to get 2=c. Then for the solution, it’s 2+6+4=12.
Though I still do agree that adjusting a mirror one degree at a time is painful and tedious.
They’re not impossible but the explanation is unfortunately an entire paragraph long
I think for the first puzzle it is first number squared minus 2 (ignoring 2nd number), so I say 98
And that will attract the masses to play your game
nerd
The last one is 11 since that equation only has 3 bananas instead of four.
Feels good to wake up to a Sseth video in my sub box
Sseth is the type of guy to put cursed images as his thumbnails. He is the best guy.
1:23 WTF?
Why do you have white hands?
Did you have them transplanted from an American tourist after your hands were blown up by the grenade you were tossing around like a ball with your African friends?
Vitiligo. A side effect of the experiments in the lab for child supersoldiers
Those hands are too white to be American.
Its so the algorithm doesnt fuck up with his views
pierde el tiempo you mean send him directly to trending?
I think the merchant's guild payed Mbeke a visit.
Just sat down to eat. Thanks for the vid. I'll let you know when I have my next meal.
Any update?
please update us
Pleasee, is it time yet?
i got to know for the love of god tell us
Face it, people. He never got another meal. He's dead.
I would like to thank the merchant guild for sponsoring these videos
This is why the virtual drives were invented. I remember the good old days of 52x drives. those things at full speed are SCARY AF!
Love the review, & subscribing! You nailed just how I felt when 1st playing this “game”. I loved M&M 6-8 (& still play them today). Fun stuff, thanks for posting! I’m going to plumb the depths of your content now, but I’ll be gentle.
I've played through Might and Magic 1-8 multiple times and even though things clearly head down hill from 6, it still never ceases to amaze me just how far they fell from MM8 to MM9.
Thanks for posting The Forbidden One
That moment when I’m going back through all of sseeths videos because I love his content
Nothing like a good portion of Might & Magic reviews to brighten up the day. Thanks Seth baby, you're the best.
Holy shit that was pretty funny. I never played any might and magic games but just you explaining them is hilarious. This is one of your best videos yet. Keep it up man!
THUMBNAIL OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
Can confirm. This is an accurate representation of Denmark
Good vid indeed. Thing I've always loved about Seths videos was the little details, where on repeated viewings can show things you've never noticed or forgot seeing. The background knowledge of the studio that created the game is also someone I love to hear. Classic vid. The puzzle is hilarious.
Map: Yorwik, Lindisfarne, etc.
SSeth: This is Denmark
Vikings: it is now.
ngl i do actually like the idea of a plot, where you and the villain stop fighting purely becasue something is so highly wrong with the gods or similar issues
even if it was "wait wdym theres another prophecy"
Wait, isn't Lindisfarne (on the Asperger map) the island in England with the monastery that Vikings sacked?
*ballsacked
yes it is vikings fanboi
and it's pronounced ass burger
wtf is that tumbnail
Subway commercial
Let's just say that subway sandwich isn't a sandwich...O.O
It's much worse.
Daniel Ramsey Yeah.....
its gay spyro scat porn set in a public subway sub shop....
pretty damn magical
The full sight of The Forbidden One
I experienced what many call eargasms multiple times over the course of my life. But i believe this is my first time experiencing ear rape. Thank you Merchant Guild and Sseth.
I couldn't stop laughing as you criticized the noise, while the noise drowned you out. Genius.
- "Might And Magic"
- At no point in the game can you actually use both might AND magic
This series should actually be called Arrows and Magic.
Arrows are incredibly powerful in those games.
The question is, is there a mod that makes this "game" good ?
god your content has increased in quality and frequency since you sell out
keep em coming friendo
>AMD FX
A fellow man of high culture and destitute poverty.
Hey, this is my favorite (and only) might and magic game I have ever played. And it is great.
Also, strangely enough I remember that mirror puzzle being very easy.
Marquis de Sade was the epitome of reasonable morals and decency.
andreas sewell fuck I love marquis de sadism
1:23 Wait.. you're not black.
It's just the lightning
Radu Nicolae Turtoi He is wearing gloves.
Radu Nicolae Turtoi Hand Transplants
he wears a privilege glove
Radu Nicolae Turtoi Trans black, you bigot!
My black children will have your name.
>having children
why not making the bull have babies with your wife so you play with your wife's sons
Cmon its the current year!
The stepfather
He means his wife's boyfriend's kids
well memed as always
more eroge please
I beat this game as a kid and always wondered.
Plot twist - Sseth's face is in the thumbnail
A load of valid points made here, still gonna jam my head into the ground because this is the first video game I every played, and still holds a special place in my heart. Shame I can’t get my hands on it anymore.
Now now, Lithtech was a great engine. No One Lives Forever (all of them), Aliens vs Predator 2, Tron 2.0, and, of course, FEAR and Shadow of Mordor are prime examples of it being good. NWC just failed to use it right.
Not enough goblins/10
me: *Opens bottle of wine-*
Seth: this is when I start drinking
cheers to that small coincidence I guess
This cursed thumbnail will haunt me forever.
God knows where the merchants guild is getting all those “sisters fingers” they’re sending you.
MIGHTY MAGIC 9. Truly, a cautionary tale about trying to turn 2D gold into 3D platinum...only to get hype-tuned shit.
But I suppose we were doomed to repeat history, and to our credit it was done by the Japanese.
now this is the review ive been waiting for
You showing a video from Jon's World is such a mind fuck. You nostalgia-blasted me so hard I had to go watch the "Microwave an airbag video again"
>when the waves are louder than your voice
Earrape tsunami
"Poverty magic" *casts malaria spell*
You really are my favorite video game reviewer
Hearing the disc drive made me realize how much I miss that sound.
The solution to the apple banana cherry puzzle is 12.
18/3=6, apples = 6
14-6=8, 8/2=4, bananas = 4
4-2=2, cherries are 2
2+4+6=12
Also with the ball puzzle theres 32 balls in the picture, assuming its a pyramid, and not just a triangle
4x4 base layer, 3x3 middle layer, 2x2 upper layer, 1 on top, and 2 in the question marks
16+9+4+1+2=32
That first one fucking stumped me though
the waves overpowering even his voice was just a hilarious detail that i couldn't not laugh at- despite rewatching this video several times-
Woo woo! Another Sseth video! :D
I rate this channel Generic Number / Number.
sseth is such a hidden gem in youtube his channel rly deserves more than shitpie
I’ve looked at this thumbnail for who knows how long and I’ve finally done it
Oh shit, I saw some Russian words in this vid, here I come!
ЗДАРОВА СУКА
slavs get out
Vox Dei *Б У К А*
YouSoSpice Никогда
Ох уж эта русская версия, со стар форсом, чтобы разнести твой дисковод к хуям. Как хорошо что это в прошлом)
VODKA PUTIN ТОВАРИЩ СТОЛИЦА TSAR BATUSHKA S NAMI BOG
You know when sseth implements a corprophila thumbnail, you know he means business
Loved the video keep it up
Oh god, I knew this would happen. Now we just need World of Xeen lol
I've never seen Might and Magic like this before, if only I could go back to undo this scalding of my eyeholes
I loved this game as a young lad and I still love it now. Infact I was playing it just the other night.
Fabulous review.
2:49 "Goat misses succ"
When he said "easily one of the best features of this game is" I honestly thought he was going to say "The quit button"
I was going to google the game and typed Might And Mirror, thanks sseth.
That part in the beginning with the ducks always gets me.
so far you're most original youtuber
Nobody is going to talk about the wailing wall desktop?
Baillie Atchison he is a Russian Jew
Im coming after you for that thumbnail, watchout
that voice actor for the armor shopkeep is very meme worthy
Mastery of poverty magic. I can't stop laughing. Help.
Early childhood memories involving watching my father completing MM4+5. I myself completed MM6+7+8. Even as a big fan of the series I was only able to play it for 10 minutes before reaching the breaking point. What a mess
It's funny how the Honey Select thumbnail of a clothed thicc Hilda was too much and had to be sanitized, but the barely cropped spyro furry scat porn is perfectly acceptable according to youtube.
I swear this video is a masterpiece and I keep returning to it!
Sseth review Pathologic some day please
OMG I thought my copy is the only one that makes engine sounds xD
Grew up playing this series with my dad, we both quit this game pretty fast and I didn't play it again to finish the series until 5 years later
When Sseth puts Spyro and Chester the Cheetah subway scat sandwich art as the thumbnail, you know it's gonna be good.
That's Hunter not Chester Cheetah.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 I am so sorry that i got the name of the cheetah shitting into a subway sandwich wrong.
My eyes are now tumors because of that thumbnail
wtf is that thumbnail jesus christ lmfao im dying
That sound from the CD drive is due to the StarForce DRM. Every StarForce game I've ever run has done that to my optical drive.
Thumbnail author is from another planet. Love the guy.