"I used to wipe the whole raid of people, but then the legion came and now I just play fetch with some random Bad Manner Hunter" -Thok, The Bloodthirsty
I treat my pets well in WoW. My Goblin Hunter feeds his carnivorous pets the flesh of fallen enemies! My corehound loves eating gnomes, so it's a treat for him.
Psychobunny I missed Cata and MoP and it took me awhile to get used to not feeding my pet when I came back. At first I fed my pets out of habit and then I felt guilty for awhile for not feeding them once I realized that you don't need to anymore.
At least in the old expansions and vanilla, the pet was allowed to ride the mount with you, since it doesn't run after you XD That's what makes sense to me anyway. Oh, and let's not forget all the hunters that make their pets pull the raid boss. That's kind of a tradition, it seems.
i have an troll hunter named dagunisvoodo and as a direct result of this i wanted to name my raptor ' yamonheisrightthegunisvoodo buts i could not cause it was too long ,so now its named 'yamondosaurus
@@LazyBeastGaming - A soldier is on patrol in Afghanistan and he comes upon an Afghan farmer at his farm. He looks around and then approaches the farmer. "How is everything here on your farm? Are you treating your animals well?" "Yes," replies the Afghan, "very well." "Great," says the soldier. He looks over and sees a cow in the barn. "You mind if I ask the cow how you're treating her?" "Cow no talk," says the farmer. Regardless, the soldier approaches the cow and starts chatting with it, asking it how things are going. "Well, he takes good care of me. He milks me every morning and keeps us in good pastures with good grass to eat. I'm doing just fine." The farmer's mouth is agape as he cannot believe what he is hearing! The soldier returns to the farmer's side and asks, "How bout the horse? Can I chat with him about the farm?" Again the farmer replies, "Horse no talk." But the soldier approaches the horse, asks him how things are, and the horse says, "Things are pretty good. The farmer brings me fresh hay every week and we go riding every Friday to check the fences. Not bad at all, very happy to be here." The farmer nearly can't believe his own eyes and ears. He is scratching his head in bewilderment as the soldier returns. The soldier says, "So, how about I talk to one of your sheep..." The Afghan farmer breaks in quickly, "Sheep lie! Sheep lie!" - Apparently there are more versions of it and less... ethnic specific at that but that's the one I heard first.
+Gamer 101 thanks! Well I wanted something a. It silly, and I've mained a hunter for years and now a Druid, so the beast theme runs deep, and I think at the time I was wondering and looked at my two dogs asleep, and thought of LazyBeast, and I'm lazy myself when I get the chance, so it all tied together!
Gamer 101 cheers! Ah well I'd love to do more, but they take so much time and I literally don't have enough free time at the minute life has just got so busy! I intend on doing more in be future so stay tuned for that mate, hopefully in the next few months :D
That was very clever. Poor pets! I think since I got Gondria I basically use nothing else. and the good thing about spirit beasts is you save on needing to feed them. The corehound on the other hand eats twice as much, so she only comes out when bitches need a bloodlust. And then warlords came around and gave me a fucking badass purple wolf pet, but they made the mount variant green and didn't release a purple version. Blizzard should respect the right of hunters everywhere to match their pet with a mount of the same colour and shape. Fuck it, let me clone my pet and ride it, that could be hilarious and oddly paradoxical.
I can out-do any tankin warrior any day because I am a hunter's pt and I loooove to aggro everything in a room during a dungeon or a raid run!!!!! No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Why did my owner, the Hunter, turn off my taunt that way I cannot agro anything anymore?
My pet: I WANNA FUCKING KILL SOME HORDE GIMME SOME FUCKING FISH GET TO 110 ALREADY STOP PLAYING ON YOUR FUCKING DRUID LETS GO TO THIS GILNEAS RP Yay GILNEAS rp! Btw I like how you called me light switch I LOVE YOU NOW LETS BE REBELS AND KILL THE KING
It's a pet support group that stands for Pets Emotions Need Intimate Stimulation. Supposedly to help them deal with issues from their hunter masters :)
Fuck trying my ass to focus with TH-cam videos. I'm on a cloud of drunkness. Trying so hard. It's hard to keep my eyes open man , with my drunk self . So not doing this again. I would rather just be tipsy than drunk ASF. I'm on whole another level of drunkness.
I give my pets either their original name (if they were a rare) or something from mythology, I can't afford to buy the pet license every time I decide I don't like gayeater
"I used to wipe the whole raid of people, but then the legion came and now I just play fetch with some random Bad Manner Hunter" -Thok, The Bloodthirsty
+NekitTheRagdoll haha such a dent to his self esteem
HAHAHA Having Khadgar at the end was priceless. Over all, an extremely good video.
+iceman3317 thanks very much 😀!
I have a hippo from Draenor and I called him "HippolasCage"
+FishManson love it!
You're the reason pets need P.E.N.I.S. :(
OMG, I LOVE that khadgar at the end xDDD
+Zrikk haha, he IS the party!
LazyBeast Gaming so my lil lava hound with two heads clled koral dosnt love me😭😭😭😭😭
to think I forced a random hyena to bite fkn archimonde just cuz I felt like it
*P* ets
*E* motions
*N* eed
*I* ntimate
*S* timulation
lol
Horrible Neps guess what I have big one 😳
MorganEvansYT Gamer lmao
the crocodile killed me :D
+Misha13ify they can be pretty ferocious beasts ;D glad you enjoyed, thank you!
I treat my pets well in WoW. My Goblin Hunter feeds his carnivorous pets the flesh of fallen enemies!
My corehound loves eating gnomes, so it's a treat for him.
I was a _Worgen_ Hunter back in Cata. The very second I hit lvl 80 I flew to Storm Peaks, camped and tamed Skoll
_Named it Mom_
+Daniel Renard haha :D
Daniel Renard
I just got the joke
that was amazing khadgar in the end xD
This had to have been made on Moonguard, it fits with the "atmosphere" to perfectly lol.
Question number seven, does your master feed you........ :(
"They stopped feeding me after the cataclysm happened..."
I feed my babies raptors the flesh of the enemies of the horde.
Psychobunny I missed Cata and MoP and it took me awhile to get used to not feeding my pet when I came back. At first I fed my pets out of habit and then I felt guilty for awhile for not feeding them once I realized that you don't need to anymore.
Pandastuck Me too
'my master dose not feed me at all and he just named me pure nobody !! he makes me kill other wolfs (I'm a wolf) :('
Tamed a red Direhorn... Named him Strawberry
I named him "Hoofhearted" I don´t know why he isn´t very happy about it...
DAT LAUGH xDDDDD 0:12
EH EH EH
ROFL
This seems like nothing but a huge setup for the joke at the end! You've earned a subscription for that
+Gaming Scientist haha thank you!
Hah awesome mate. Especially loved the P.E.N.I.S part, my immature sense of humor was amused.
Haha love it when people enjoy the immatureness.. Love that shit :)
At least in the old expansions and vanilla, the pet was allowed to ride the mount with you, since it doesn't run after you XD
That's what makes sense to me anyway.
Oh, and let's not forget all the hunters that make their pets pull the raid boss.
That's kind of a tradition, it seems.
Dude this was really funny i hope you become a bigger channel good luck!!!
+Cpt.AhabsSchwabbelnuggets thanks so much! Appreciate that mate 😀
Silithid part killed me. “Call an ambulance!”
1:50
PENIS held here? I knew I could count on Goldshire Inn
Havent laughed so hard on any other machinma:D
This one video definitely merits a subscribe. Thank you for the laughter.
you make some cool machinima, i hope make mooooooore
CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!! lmao XD
DONT THROW STUFF ON ME!
XD
"Now you're throwing math at me!!"
Oml this was great. Subscribed. 😂😃
+Kookie Keeler thank you! 😀
😂😂😂 this was so funny reminds me of wowcrendor keep it up :D
+AimeeBees Thanks so much!
I laughed to cried...So fun. Thanks!
😁 thank you!
This makes me want to play a hunter just to be a good master
Where is that desert he walks with the crocodile? Kinda wanna go there just to look around XD (Nerd I know)
Since still noone has answered: It's Uldum.
A crock didn't make it to the water!
I love you
@@LazyBeastGaming *blushes
:O
just like pokemon
Omg this was great I needed a laugh before I went to bed.
This made me laugh so much my sides hurt.. although I won't be able to look at my pets the same now haha thank you 😂
And thus is how Goldshire happened.
Why is your subscriber count so small? This shit was funnier than anything Ive seen from big youtubers.
In memory of "bosshog" 🍃
Ah shit..I must be a really shitty hunter pet owner
My pet LOVES me. We have a bond.
I main a Blood DK but my alt is a BM Hunter. I love this. New sub.
Robot gorilla. Name it Optmsprimate. My pet is welcome (Had to shrink the name down for space reasons)
Justin Carson Named mine Dixout ik honor of Harambe
That outro sounds familiar, whats the song name if you don't mind telling me?
very well done
Thank you!
you made me laugh with the turtle hha
i have an troll hunter named dagunisvoodo and as a direct result of this i wanted to name my raptor ' yamonheisrightthegunisvoodo buts i could not cause it was too long ,so now its named 'yamondosaurus
I always carry my godly named gloriously pamperd beast of death 💀 into battle( devilsaur) and damn I’m glad I’m Horde.. Goldshire...”shudder”.:.
What happens in Goldshire, stays in Goldshire. YOU NO TAKE NO EVIDENCE!
That reminds me of a highly inappropiate joke that would get me hunted down by a mob...
😮 I want to know what it is...
@@LazyBeastGaming
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A soldier is on patrol in Afghanistan and he comes upon an Afghan farmer at his farm. He looks around and then approaches the farmer.
"How is everything here on your farm? Are you treating your animals well?"
"Yes," replies the Afghan, "very well."
"Great," says the soldier. He looks over and sees a cow in the barn. "You mind if I ask the cow how you're treating her?"
"Cow no talk," says the farmer.
Regardless, the soldier approaches the cow and starts chatting with it, asking it how things are going. "Well, he takes good care of me. He milks me every morning and keeps us in good pastures with good grass to eat. I'm doing just fine."
The farmer's mouth is agape as he cannot believe what he is hearing! The soldier returns to the farmer's side and asks, "How bout the horse? Can I chat with him about the farm?"
Again the farmer replies, "Horse no talk." But the soldier approaches the horse, asks him how things are, and the horse says, "Things are pretty good. The farmer brings me fresh hay every week and we go riding every Friday to check the fences. Not bad at all, very happy to be here."
The farmer nearly can't believe his own eyes and ears. He is scratching his head in bewilderment as the soldier returns.
The soldier says, "So, how about I talk to one of your sheep..."
The Afghan farmer breaks in quickly, "Sheep lie! Sheep lie!"
-
Apparently there are more versions of it and less... ethnic specific at that but that's the one I heard first.
What happens on Moon Guard STAYS on Moon Guard!
This is why I play marksman. Can't be a dick to your pet if you don't have one!
This it true!
We might have to warn Modera....
Subbed, I loved the turtle xD
+Alcase haha thank you, the turtle loves you!
PENIS convention at the goldshire inn....sounds about right
😏
always fun to see a Devilsaur or a core hound with a name like cuddles or fluffy
+paul frog haha just to smash their self esteem into the ground!!
I always name my pets properly. If it's a wolf - Cat, if it's a cat - Dog, Dino - Chicken etc.
Whats the name of the song in the end? :)
+Keisha Näther hmm I cannot remember I'll try and find out and let you know!
Thank you :)
Are you planning to make more of these?
+Grape yeah man, just extremely busy IRL for a while now so it'll be some time away, but I've got plans :)
If I were that crocodile, I would bite that elf futa and tear off her dibble.
best pet wolf pet
I feed my pet their own species
You monster!
This is amazing
You’re amazing!
this reminds me of my sabercat pet: Slippers
I named my boar Crispyboi
Upload date says: 2016
Video style says: 2010
Awesome video lol!
"LazyBeast Gaming" thats super original, how did you come up with that?
+Gamer 101 thanks! Well I wanted something a. It silly, and I've mained a hunter for years and now a Druid, so the beast theme runs deep, and I think at the time I was wondering and looked at my two dogs asleep, and thought of LazyBeast, and I'm lazy myself when I get the chance, so it all tied together!
Your ok btw awesome content, i love the machinimas
Gamer 101 cheers! Ah well I'd love to do more, but they take so much time and I literally don't have enough free time at the minute life has just got so busy! I intend on doing more in be future so stay tuned for that mate, hopefully in the next few months :D
The turtle was so cute
😂😂subscribed 💯👌
+Ariel Varela cheers 😀😀
This video has the most views out of all of your videos maybe you need to take a hint and make more like this one
The Unknown Skeptic very true mate, I actually have two more ideas for some machininas id like to do, just working out the details :)
I named my hyena GIGGLES
+Kade Motionless good shout!
Best part of the video was when the corehound ate him.
Fucking Khadgar! LMAO!
Are you throwing Maths at me? XD
That was very clever. Poor pets! I think since I got Gondria I basically use nothing else. and the good thing about spirit beasts is you save on needing to feed them. The corehound on the other hand eats twice as much, so she only comes out when bitches need a bloodlust. And then warlords came around and gave me a fucking badass purple wolf pet, but they made the mount variant green and didn't release a purple version. Blizzard should respect the right of hunters everywhere to match their pet with a mount of the same colour and shape. Fuck it, let me clone my pet and ride it, that could be hilarious and oddly paradoxical.
+Lupa-femina I agree they should respect that! There aren't that many pet and mount matching combos around!
If this is what pets REALLY think then what is it they are believed to think?
Have you fed your pet in the last 8 years or so?
Nope, loyalty is pretty low, guess that's why they chose to grass me and a few others up
So you took the "Master of Disguise" approach to comedy?
+Nemolicious seems so for this one at least! One of my random ideas making it into reality 😝
I can out-do any tankin warrior any day because I am a hunter's pt and I loooove to aggro everything in a room during a dungeon or a raid run!!!!! No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Why did my owner, the Hunter, turn off my taunt that way I cannot agro anything anymore?
What I do with my own damn pets is my damn business! So stop talking to my ungrateful pets.
+TitoQuintana1 haha they have a voice too!
laughing so hard crying
Lol, 11/10
+PieBot thanks mate ;D
LazyBeast Gaming NP. But thanks for this lovely machinima! will there be more?
khadgar NO
My pet: I WANNA FUCKING KILL SOME HORDE
GIMME SOME FUCKING FISH
GET TO 110 ALREADY
STOP PLAYING ON YOUR FUCKING DRUID
LETS GO TO THIS GILNEAS RP
Yay GILNEAS rp!
Btw I like how you called me light switch
I LOVE YOU
NOW LETS BE REBELS AND KILL THE KING
Omg the turtle xD
Can someone tell me what p.e.n.i.s. was?
It's a pet support group that stands for Pets Emotions Need Intimate Stimulation. Supposedly to help them deal with issues from their hunter masters :)
+LazyBeast Gaming Tnx.
This was pretty good haha
Fuck trying my ass to focus with TH-cam videos. I'm on a cloud of drunkness. Trying so hard. It's hard to keep my eyes open man , with my drunk self . So not doing this again. I would rather just be tipsy than drunk ASF. I'm on whole another level of drunkness.
Such a god vid 😂😂🤣
Thank you! Can’t help but look back at this one and cringe a bit haha 😅
I LOVE THIS xD
P.E.N:I:S Peasent Event Nice Inner Shelf 🤪🤪🤪🤪🙃?
lone wolf marksman hunter is best hunter
I give my pets either their original name (if they were a rare) or something from mythology, I can't afford to buy the pet license every time I decide I don't like gayeater
KHADGAR WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
XD
he wants people to look at his penis
i guess *shrug*
Ahhhhahahaha. Loved it!
Oh no I know!
so funny ;-) subs and thumb up;-)
Hi
👋🏻
this was so bad it was funny
suuuuubbeedddd
Cheers mate, welcome on board! Some more machinima's are definitely on the cards for the future if thats what you enjoy watching :)!
I laughed so hard xD
ROFLMAO
+Ounkham Mingboupha :D
Might wanna work on that voice acting.
Or just try not to do ALL the voice yourself.