-Shandris: Umm... dad, mom? Can I talk to you for a second? -Malfurion: Not now darling. Your mother and I are currently engaged in a super serious and important game of "HearthStone". But she is a derp who only plays C'thun deck. -Tyrande: Keeping peace and order in the city is Such tiring work my child. You father and I have agreed to let loose and play this surprisingly addictive game. -Shandris: But you don't work to keep the peace. You just stand up in the Moon temple enjoying the scenic view, just waiting to be ganked. -Tyrande: Silly child. We nightelf world leaders do not fear ganks. Hardly anyone has the spirit to come here. Plus your daddy has gank immunity max lvl. -Malfurion: Yes dearest daughter. I have zero fucks given when it comes to ganking. My fucks are so zero, that I do not even flinch when I see your mother getting her ass handed to her by fourty random people. -Shandris: And you're not afraid they'll come after me? Or that I'll get scarred for life? -Malfurion: Nonsense ! Hardly anyone even knows you exist. And besides, Darnassus is a lame uneventful stink hole. Seldom does anything happen here, not even on Rp servers. -Shandris: Thats what I wanted to talk about. Darnassus is in the state of utter chaos. There are night elf mafia men with machine guns shooting people ! -Tyrande: The Sentinels will take care of it. -Shandris: Illidan's fighting Arthas again ! They're both in the city ! -Malfurion: Your uncle Illidan's in town again? Send him my regards, and ask him to raise his Warglaives drop chance to something higher than 5%. -Shandris: You guys ! The city is on fire ! Military jets are falling from the sky ! Erpers are frolicking the streets, and a death knight just ordered a stealth bomber to nuke Thunder Bluff ! Think of all the women and chilren, the nature that'll get caught in the blast ! -Tyrande: I don't see the problem. Fire means everyone gets a spirit buff, millitary jets mean that our nation has ample defences, Erpers are good for bringing in tourists to our city, and I like Nixxiom. If he wants to help deal with Azeroth's overpopulation problems, give that man a gold medal. *Malfurion shakes his head. No ! Not going to happen.* -Malfurion: No ! That man deserves a Legion Beta key ! Shandris you shouldn't care about women and children. What are you a hippi? We are an American style people. Women live to have premarital sex, and children are a disease worse than the plague of undeath. Someone needs to put them on a grill and call it chicken. *Tyrande nods* -Tyrande: Yes, that's exactly why we adopted you when you were sixteen. I mean if I had to spend nine miserable months with some shitty parasite baby like an Aliens vs Predator movie, I would so like call for abortion. -Shandris: You would have killed me if I were your baby ?!? -Tyrande: Oh by Elune no ! I could never do such a thing. The doctors do ! *Shandris cries* *Tyrande shruggs. Who knows? * -Shandris: Okay... Someone tried to sell me Fel Weed in trade chat. -Malfurion: Fel Weed?!? Why didn't you say so? No daughter of mine is gonna smoke some Fel Weed before her daddy does ! #Darnassus is doomed.
+Suika Ibuki U cant get anywhere! Everything is under a roof! U cant fly anywhere! U cant get anywhere! U ll easily get lost! U CANT FIND ANYTHING! U CANT DO ANYTHING!
I sympathize with Moocluck. But, in order for Stormwind to be 10x cooler, they need sharks in the canals... with frikkin' laser beams attached to their frikkin' heads.
+Dancer of the Frigid Valley This is why they're not in the cinematics, nothing but trouble (Ignoring the part they're probably part of cinematic is it would ALL seriousness if they were added)
Whatevuh The sunbro I find it kinda funny because i bet you know that when your country was created, it was build on the idea that America will not stick its nose in other countries business. Now its kinda the opposite of that. Now America is the most warmongering country in the world. xD
+This One 6uy Yeah, both Nixiom and Moocluck's channels are currently the best, if not the only WoW machinima alternatives. Every other channel has become a "Let's Player" or has gone inactive.
I don't remember Darnassus being... quite so interesting when I rolled a Night Elf for six levels and then decided I did not want to play a Night Elf. I then rolled a troll. I DID want to play a troll. :3 Great video as usual!!
Thank you Nixxiom and Moocluck for your awesome videos that always bring a smile to my face when I watch them. You are my current TH-cam binge watch xD. Please keep making awesome videos. You make WoW great again!!
So I just got these wicked new headphones and the first sound that comes out of them just had to be that of the most awsome WoW Machinima in existance :3 you're amazing Nix, keep doing what you're doing :D
Seeing all those Elves using Wolfslayer reminded me of a hero of ancient WoW machinima. They spoke of him only in whispers, but his name struck fear. He was ROCKET ELF.
Terdrasil burning since 2016, as we can see in totally reliable this presentation of Darnasus. Sylvanas did nothing wrong. She just wanted to play with the best capital of the night elves too.
Every time I come back to this video, it's like Godzilla is the ghost of Mikael Akerfeldt's long gone growls... If Blizzard doesn't put a reference to this video in the BFA Teldrassil event, I'm gonna be super disappointed.
I immediatly went to Darnassus after this video. No one was there. Not even the NPCs. The Horde killed off the whole f*cking place. I got killed by all the rogues. I think I'll never go to Darnassus again. It IS a beautiful place tho...
As a proud citizen of Argent Dawn's Stormwind, I can say that it is NEVER empty. SW has more people in it at any one time than all other cities of Azeroth combined. Log on at 4am and it is still packed.
So...Nixxiom for-shadowed the burning of Teldrassil.
Cool
and the burning of thunderbluff
@@mewtony6943 The... WHAT?
@@FranziskavonKarma thunterbluff is getting nuked next expention
Came for the Ishnu alla. wasn't disappointed
ew...
-Shandris: Umm... dad, mom? Can I talk to you for a second?
-Malfurion: Not now darling. Your mother and I are currently engaged in a super serious and important game of "HearthStone". But she is a derp who only plays C'thun deck.
-Tyrande: Keeping peace and order in the city is Such tiring work my child. You father and I have agreed to let loose and play this surprisingly addictive game.
-Shandris: But you don't work to keep the peace. You just stand up in the Moon temple enjoying the scenic view, just waiting to be ganked.
-Tyrande: Silly child. We nightelf world leaders do not fear ganks. Hardly anyone has the spirit to come here. Plus your daddy has gank immunity max lvl.
-Malfurion: Yes dearest daughter. I have zero fucks given when it comes to ganking. My fucks are so zero, that I do not even flinch when I see your mother getting her ass handed to her by fourty random people.
-Shandris: And you're not afraid they'll come after me? Or that I'll get scarred for life?
-Malfurion: Nonsense ! Hardly anyone even knows you exist. And besides, Darnassus is a lame uneventful stink hole. Seldom does anything happen here, not even on Rp servers.
-Shandris: Thats what I wanted to talk about. Darnassus is in the state of utter chaos. There are night elf mafia men with machine guns shooting people !
-Tyrande: The Sentinels will take care of it.
-Shandris: Illidan's fighting Arthas again ! They're both in the city !
-Malfurion: Your uncle Illidan's in town again? Send him my regards, and ask him to raise his Warglaives drop chance to something higher than 5%.
-Shandris: You guys ! The city is on fire ! Military jets are falling from the sky ! Erpers are frolicking the streets, and a death knight just ordered a stealth bomber to nuke Thunder Bluff ! Think of all the women and chilren, the nature that'll get caught in the blast !
-Tyrande: I don't see the problem. Fire means everyone gets a spirit buff, millitary jets mean that our nation has ample defences, Erpers are good for bringing in tourists to our city, and I like Nixxiom. If he wants to help deal with Azeroth's overpopulation problems, give that man a gold medal.
*Malfurion shakes his head. No ! Not going to happen.*
-Malfurion: No ! That man deserves a Legion Beta key ! Shandris you shouldn't care about women and children. What are you a hippi? We are an American style people. Women live to have premarital sex, and children are a disease worse than the plague of undeath. Someone needs to put them on a grill and call it chicken.
*Tyrande nods*
-Tyrande: Yes, that's exactly why we adopted you when you were sixteen. I mean if I had to spend nine miserable months with some shitty parasite baby like an Aliens vs Predator movie, I would so like call for abortion.
-Shandris: You would have killed me if I were your baby ?!?
-Tyrande: Oh by Elune no ! I could never do such a thing. The doctors do !
*Shandris cries*
*Tyrande shruggs. Who knows? *
-Shandris: Okay... Someone tried to sell me Fel Weed in trade chat.
-Malfurion: Fel Weed?!? Why didn't you say so? No daughter of mine is gonna smoke some Fel Weed before her daddy does !
#Darnassus is doomed.
It was worth the read.
@@aeris4909 Thanks
they should add a level 58 death knight in the class order hall
If you walk by him he complains about legion and how vanilla was better.
that idea is best
What doesn't he complain about? Seriously, he's complained about Vanilla too...once...that I know of...
...What's with all the '...'s?
UUGHHHHHNNN ISHNUUU ALLAAAHHH TRAVELER. MHMMMMMM
This isn't Darnassus. This is if Michael Bay ran WoW.
So it *IS* Darnassus!
directed by michel bay
Hahaha!!
They use explosives that don't effect trees.
*affect
+Ryan Luong Jet fuel can't melt steel leaves.
+BigIrish2020 Nah, "Effect" and "Affect" are two different words.
+Ryan Luong Frost prime is the best warframe. Thumbs up for you.
Matt Fortress Thx.
Ishnu alahhhh.
+freezaplanet419 UHH ISHNU ALAAAHH
Ahhh, Ishnu Alahhhh traveler!
Ishnu Alahu'ackbar ... ... ...
Nope. Keep yer feet on da ground!
+Gul'Dan Darkness Incarnate i know it!
Wait, Darnassus has Godzilla in it? Fuck the Horde, from now on all my characters are night elves!
Personally i always preferred Ironforge.
It's so warm in there.
+Suika Ibuki U cant get anywhere! Everything is under a roof! U cant fly anywhere! U cant get anywhere! U ll easily get lost! U CANT FIND ANYTHING!
U CANT
DO
ANYTHING!
+Singularity's Marauder You know, it doesn't take that long to spell out the word "You" you don't have to say
U U U U UUUU!!
ironforge is the most beautiful city in the game
AAH ISHNU ALAH
Allah akbar?
This made me think of Oxhorn and his representation of night elves especially the bombing thunder bluff part.
+P.E.P.P. cough machinima crossoveeeer :D
Now it would be awesome if he came out of retirement and did a collab with Nixxiom.
fucking Arthas and Illidan omg :D
Hahahaha
+Foulwynd where?
+gregotox in the background at 1:53
+gregotox 1:53, you can see them duking it out in the background to left a bit near the tree.
+Foulwynd That part is the best part.
I sympathize with Moocluck. But, in order for Stormwind to be 10x cooler, they need sharks in the canals... with frikkin' laser beams attached to their frikkin' heads.
+Lawrencium Productions With devilsaurs riding on their backs
@@EJ_Red with even more lasers!
there just had to be that one drowning gnome lmfao.
+Dancer of the Frigid Valley This is why they're not in the cinematics, nothing but trouble
(Ignoring the part they're probably part of cinematic is it would ALL seriousness if they were added)
I REALLY want to see a series of the adventures of moocluck and nixxiom
This explains why Teldrassil is burning now.
No worries Moocluck, you can marry a night elf and live in Darnassus forever.
Looks like darnassus is actually the wow equivalent to america.
+Whatevuh The sunbro and nixxiom playing the role of Donald trump lol
+Whatevuh The sunbro Ahem, War of the Ancients?
Whatevuh The sunbro I find it kinda funny because i bet you know that when your country was created, it was build on the idea that America will not stick its nose in other countries business. Now its kinda the opposite of that. Now America is the most warmongering country in the world. xD
Whatevuh The sunbro Don't worry. I wont. I wont reply then to avoid sustaining the chain. :)
TROLL MASTER RACE!!!!!!
"So if you would take my sound advice, keep a distance of at least ten feet."
-Oxhorn
I think Nixxiom predicted Darnassus being on fire.
Always a treat when you release a new video
Nixxiom predicted the torching of teldrassil
Directed by Michael Bay.
EXPLOSIONS
STUFF
EXCITEMENT
Its like watching 2008-2010 machinimas again.....:)
+This One 6uy Yeah, both Nixiom and Moocluck's channels are currently the best, if not the only WoW machinima alternatives. Every other channel has become a "Let's Player" or has gone inactive.
Stormwind has drowning gnomes... Yep, that makes it better than nuke giving hippies.
Gandi, is it you from Civilisations?
I don't remember Darnassus being... quite so interesting when I rolled a Night Elf for six levels and then decided I did not want to play a Night Elf.
I then rolled a troll.
I DID want to play a troll.
:3
Great video as usual!!
All this fire! Nixxiom predicted the future!
"Do I look creepy to you?" *flashes creepy smile* *Internal scream* I DIED XD
LMFAO, the Nelf voice he makes ALWAYS gets me!!
If only Darnassus was actually like this
Predicting the burning of Teldrassil 2 years in advance.
Ishnu'Allaaaaahhhhhhhh, friend
Nixxiom predicted the Burning Of Teladrasil? Confirmed.
Who knew that a year ago, Nixxiom would predict the burning of Darnassus.
R.I.P. Teldrassil, the best tree that ever lived. If I was ever considering playing Horde, I no longer am.
I went in expecting sweden, but I got America!
07.05.2016 Nixxiom confirmed the story of BFA (The tree burned)
So i think this is why darnassus was burn in battle for azeroth ...
Nixxiom actually predicted BFA.
Nixxiom works at blizzard confirmed.
Thank you Nixxiom and Moocluck for your awesome videos that always bring a smile to my face when I watch them. You are my current TH-cam binge watch xD. Please keep making awesome videos. You make WoW great again!!
Holy crap Nixxiom foretold the burning of teldrassil :o
So I just got these wicked new headphones and the first sound that comes out of them just had to be that of the most awsome WoW Machinima in existance :3 you're amazing Nix, keep doing what you're doing :D
I am gonna Arthas the Arthas, WAIT NO ARTHAS YOU COULDNT ARTHAS THE ARTHASSSSSSS
Burning of Teldrasil happened in 2016... Blizz is watching your machinimas Nixxiom!
This guy saw the futur !!!!
Teldrasil is burninnnnnnn
This video predicted the future... (With Teldrassil burning and stuff in Battle For Azeroth)
So that's how Teldrassil caught on fire in BfA!
Got this recommended and thought he uploaded a new machinima
Seeing all those Elves using Wolfslayer reminded me of a hero of ancient WoW machinima. They spoke of him only in whispers, but his name struck fear. He was ROCKET ELF.
Terdrasil burning since 2016, as we can see in totally reliable this presentation of Darnasus. Sylvanas did nothing wrong. She just wanted to play with the best capital of the night elves too.
Nixxiom you know future ! Teldrassil is burning
Silly Moocluck, just set Stormwind on fire, then it will look much cooler!
Did you forget what class you rolled?
Stormwind decorated with green fire. Yeah!
Fire does the opposite of making things cooler.
Poor Nixxiom, now that his favourite, the coolest city is burned down.
The Night Elves partied too hardcore and burned down their own tree & blamed Sylvanas
/hug Moocluck XD
Night Elves: Lighting up Teldrassil before it was cruel.
So this is why it will burn to ashes in the next expansion...
darkmoon faire song sped up sounds a bit menacing
The speed of that is unreal XD. Iid go to darkmoon faire everyday if the music ever played that fast.
Nixxiom predicted Darnassus on fire. HE'S A PROPHET
Every time I come back to this video, it's like Godzilla is the ghost of Mikael Akerfeldt's long gone growls...
If Blizzard doesn't put a reference to this video in the BFA Teldrassil event, I'm gonna be super disappointed.
Nuke Thunder Bluff? You're just jealous of how more awesome it and Tauren are. :P
The part with the gnome on the end was amazing :D
Best Machinima so far.
Keep it up Nixxiom! I bet you will make a movie someday :3.
That beef one liner really fucking hit it home with the over the top HARDCORE ACTIONCORE OF DEATHNESS shit going on in darnassus.
My God it's beautiful
uhhh Ishnu alaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
You gotta love Arthas and Illidan battling it out at: 1:54
The way they beat up that dwarf lel xD
+Dyson Thornwalker That made me laugh hard night elf ganksters .....haha
Darnassus, a place so tranquil and deeply connected with the earth, where the Nightelves worship Elune and the Druids heal the land.
1:59 Look in the background. Illidan's back for round two against the Lich King. He must've put together a bucket list before he was imprisoned.
omg he knew that teldrasil will burn in next expansion
They indeed are. Both Them and their babies, makes small pop-sounds, when set ablaze.
Quality as always Nixxiom, keep it up!
I immediatly went to Darnassus after this video. No one was there. Not even the NPCs. The Horde killed off the whole f*cking place. I got killed by all the rogues. I think I'll never go to Darnassus again.
It IS a beautiful place tho...
The plane droping onto those dancing elves really made me lose it. Got damn it looked like straight out of a scene from battlefield.
That one scene kinda foretold the burning of Teldrassil
Nixxiom predicted War of the Thorns
you predicted the burning of Teldrassil lmao
Couldn't even make it a minute in, I'm crying from laughing. God dammit!
I somehow had the wish to hug the sad down locking Moocluck. But of course, nobody huged him.
Is there ever gonna come a Episode where Nixxion gonna drop a Nuke on Thunderbluff?
wow you foretold the burning of teldrassil
The Burning of Teldrasil predicted in this video.
Soooo Nixx...this is how Darnassus would look if your dk was the ruler of night elves? Heck i would stay in there 24/7!
these videos are such good qualite nowadays i feel like i should save them for later every time
Thank you for making me laugh after I just got laid off work today, Nixxoim.
I was halfway expecting nixxiom to turn back to moocluck only this time it was a nightelf in his xmog.
Omg Nixxioms nelf voice...on point
Believe me..if Darnassus was like this, Stormwind would be a ghost town.
With a drowning gnome
If only Darnassus had transmogifer it would be true. Sadly, Stormwind have unfair advantage.
i like how about 4 capital cities are actually populated stormwind, ironforge and orgrimmar, undercity
I keep rewatching that little flailing gnome.
Someone should help him, but...
...I keep thinking "Flap harder, you'll fly out in no time, little guy!"
Teldrassil burning? Where have I seen that before?
So this is why Teldrassil is burning in BfA, lmao.
As a proud citizen of Argent Dawn's Stormwind, I can say that it is NEVER empty. SW has more people in it at any one time than all other cities of Azeroth combined. Log on at 4am and it is still packed.
i swear this is the best machinima uv done
So that's what happened to the world tree in BfA.lol.
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Sheesh, thanks Nixxiom. Also, those gangster elves need to make a cameo once in a while.
The prediction of the burning of Teldrazil 2 years prior LOL
I always love hearing ishnu alaaah in his videos