Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
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- Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police.
I know they are other versions of this on TH-cam but this one is better quality, Enjoy :)
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Let's be real..."shut the fuck up," is probably the best advice out there, for any occasion.
+Samantha Kaythe Yep.
Yes, yes; especially if you are the one driving and have all your shit in order.
For any and all occasions.
Unless there's a bear armed with a Choppifier 3000 with a hacksaw-machete-flamethrower combo in the backseat, then you should scream "run bitch, rruuuuunn"
I accept that.
“If the cops have to chase you down. They’re bringing an ass kicking with them” lol
That's true no matter your skin tone, too.
@@InfernosReaper Especially if they are US Marshals
@@joeyakathug5215 Got some experience with that?
@@InfernosReaper Federal law enforcement don't fuck around.
@@InfernosReaper Kinda. Well I wasn't the fugitive, but I watch a lot of bodycam footages for fun, and anything involving US Marshals shows they are just straight up brutal
Dont ride with a mad women. That is the one thing that brings all of the races together.
Special Fex lol for real
I can't say you are wrong.
There’s nothing a mad woman would like to see more than you getting your ass kicked.
Special Fex no mad women will say anything.
@Video Buff the mad woman said, "he got away, he got away!"
Every young black kid should be made to watch this in middle school.
Not just black kids. My Dad gave that talk to me when I was 15? 16? It's served me well.
Have you ever been face-to-face with Will Smith and wondered. “Is he about to kick my ass?”
Well wonder no more.
1.Don't just stand there when he's walking at you with murder in his eyes.
2.Repeat #1 as often as necessary--MOVE!
3.If #1 and #2 don't work--file charges--don't let him off the hook.
4.Keep his wifes name out your mouth, cuz theres nothing she'd like to see more than your ass getting whooped.
"Don't.....give.....him......shit!!!!"
rule number 1: if you're about to talk of Will Smith wife, shut the fuck up!
Don’t ride with a mad woman is universal, literally
Don't a woman
"He got weed he got weed!!"
@@babelyubelbarever4591 Don't
@@babelyubelbarever4591 all hos is mad
Mad men are a much greater danger.
This should be mandatory for all high school and college kids.
This was kinda common sense
some says it s not about the way you act , if u are black the cops will try to push ur buttons or will beat you up for nothing ; aka racism
@@mochalo4912 i can't disagree with your point. Some police are just dummy butts and want to ruin your day. But if we the people keep a cool head in the moment the we have the chance to really stick it to them in the aftermath.
@@Fleshlight_Reviewer common sense is rare these days
I laughed, but sad af
a skit in the 90s...mandatory instructional educational material 2023
in the best part is that it applies to people of every race, not just black people. in most cases at least.
For real, the other comment I saw here saying that he'd be cancelled if he did this nowadays made me go "My brother in Christ, if anything nowadays it became mandatory learning."
Common sense is hard to find in 2024
@@DannyfMartin common sense is always hard to find it, regardless of the year
@@unanon_user unless you live in place like Calabasas - you know those private-public cops are your workers there.
*Now THIS is quality public service announcement*
Those jackals of PBS ought to be REQUIRED to show this as a PSA 8 days a week!
Dean Natuno it is but it does not help.
Howard Fortyfive “PBS” jackals?? ok bro. methinks your anger is misdirected.
Thandi M Certainly not in 2018
Ethan Grimsley AHAHAHA!! 😂
Still good advice decades after this was recorded
It's been longer than a single decade, I remember watching this around 1997 or 1998.
Maybe change it to shot..... great comment op
Right. Advice like "get a white friend" isn't sarcastic at all.
HB damn you racist as fuck you must be trollin
If your white friend is your crazy friend skip the next step.
This should be played on national tv every 1/2 hr instead of all the drug commercials .....
1:25
Wym! They make money off systematic racism! 🤦🏾♂️
@@MrWatts-dz6fb haha. The drug companies make money off of black people doing drugs and thinking that there is systematic racism in the united states year 2021
I've been going to other sites both right and left leaning and sharing the video as often as I can and encouraging others to share it. Crazy how much truth is in his message. Encourage others to share.
@@johncastillo2194 you're definitely white. Lol
It’s honestly a shame Dave Chappelle and Chris rock never did a show or movie together.
The universe would explode that is just too much for the world to handle
@@kshepard52what?
@@kshepard52 Chapelle bites everyone's ass equally, doesn't matter colour, sexuality, gender, anything. Chapelle has done more to fight racism than any institution.
Ego collide
@@kshepard52"I find Dave Chappelle offensive" - your exact words. You were offended.
This is how real comedy is done. You make fun of everyone: whites, blacks, police, men, women. Nobody escapes.
Yup. It's beautiful. It's not racism when everyone gets shit on
based everyone gets shit on
Chris Rock is a comedic genius!!! Even my pale white ass likes him! 😂
@@melodymakermark Why would you being white matter if you like him or not? You getting offensive on me bro?
Im joking lol
Can't be racist if you hate on everyone equally.
Ah this aged like fine wine.
More like aged like unpasteurized milk
@@Lkenmaner unpasteurized milk ages better than pasteurized milk.
I know right Chris rock was funny as hell being able to make humor out of unfortunate situations back then. I’m glad those problems were addressed more recently in the past years though police brutality is getting better every decade 💯
@@Lkenmaner It turns into cheese you f'ing neanderthal.
@@lucaswallace7476 [insert surprised pikachu meme here]
This needs to run on TV around the clock as a public service announcement.
Sure does 😂😂
I bet they would call him white
@@scrubsrc4084 most likely be canceled and called racist. we already know how democrats work
IQ too low for certain "individuals" in our society to understand these basic points unfortunately.
@michi veritas im happy a "muppet's" comment hit you in deeper places.
"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them". That's not just hilarious, it's actually very real advice. So many people would be totally fine if they didn't choose to run and otherwise act foolish.
Yep, one can go from a warning to felony charges just by running away from the police.
Should they beat you half to death for running? Of course not. Would I beat someone half to death for making me have to chase them down? Of course. Don't expect cops to be any better of a person than you.
It's also true that if Rodney King would have just pulled over and cooperated as per the advise of this public service video, the police would not have kicked his ass.
@@danrhinehart1134 What those cops did to King was crazy over the top, but it's true that if he'd have just pulled over and cooperated it likely wouldn't have happened.
Had an LAPD friend admit, "If we tell you to 'stop' and you run, when we catch you we gon' beat you 'cause you made us chase you.'
Chris Rock was ahead of his time.
This kind of thing has been going on for 100+ years
@@kakashiroks exactly 🤣
I mean it's pretty sad to see how little things have changed since then...
Koala gang
To bad his tips doesnt work in real life
"get a white friend."
-a black man
Chris Rock *almost* ended racism.
@@TugIronChief Racism towards blacks at least. From the outside looking in I can't comprehend how racism is so abhorrently taboo and yet nobody bats an eye at the thought of violent assault. Which of these two actions should really be the most shocking?
@@TugIronChief Are we using the modern American definition of racism?
@@TugIronChief Any reasonable person doesn't care for the differences.
Racism is dead!! For those of us who know better!! It's the powers that be divide us!!
@@stevehope6283 speak for yourself i happen to hate black people :^)
He needs to do a sequel "how not to get your ass kicked by the fresh prince"
I for one would pay for this.
Will hit him as hard as he could and chris rock barely flinched.
How to not get smithed by Smith
by Rock
🤣🤣
Chris Rock calls himself a comedian but this is his ONLY funny joke in his entire career
My friend was 19 and drunk and freaking out when i got pulled over i was like "just shut the fuck up! I got pulled over for speeding, he's not even going to look at you"
Dang right. Just shut up. No problem.
14 years ago damn
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ It's a completely different generation, it isn't old men and women getting shot by police officers, its mostly young people.
Right how have people gotten stupider since
Viral killer watches non xenomorph content?!
@@TubeWatcher an entitled generation... i grew up in LA in the 90s, my parents made damn sure i was in before dark, had no toy pistols, didnt wear gang colors, and to not talk to police.. im positive my parents saved me from getting killed from gang members and the police
psh...they been singing fuck the police since 1989. people acting shocked today is hilarious.
this was made almost 14 years ago - as a joke....it should be on tv now as a public service announcement....
No....we are having some civil discourse with people not being able to follow common sense and just follow orders given by police officers. hence this video should serve now as a public service announcement to remind folks - dont screw with them and they'll have no reason to screw with you....
Wouldn’t that be racist?😂
Best PSA ever!!
Now you these get $27 million to being a piece of shxt.
Lol! Right?! Ha ha
This should be taught at school and not randomly show up in recommendations decades after it was made
Actually, I think this was from the late 90s. Other than that, you have a decent point.
finchborat fixed it
yeah ikr if only Mike Brown had seen this and Chris Rock were still cool then
I teach a high school criminal justice class. I'd like to find (unfortunately) a censored version of this video to show in my class. It actually has some good tips a lot of my students can follow
you teach at a high school you don't need a sensored version
Tyreek Hills needed to watch this
Followed these rules and as a black man I haven’t gotten my ass kicked yet
Edit: chill out people
2nd Edit: TLDR; some folks have a sense of humor and some folks want to say because I didn’t get my ass kicked im not black enough.
You can always apply to get your ass kicked at your local police station ... unless I'm misunderstanding you?
@@alleynewarner9961 Ya but then you gotta do a bunch of paper work and it's a real pain in the ass.
FUNNY!! and good message too
I hope you never get your ass kicked needlesly mate.
@@TheJadeFist no paperwork just sprinkle some crack on em and let’s get outta here
If a woman is mad at you, there’s nothing she like to see more than getting your ass kicked”
This aged like Jada Smith’s hair
I thought it aged well. The joke, not the hair
Like Jada Pinkett Smith's hair, it looks fine but people do make a big deal out of it for no goddamn reason
It's especially something not worth getting hit over.
Willard Carroll Smith the Second is coming for you
Looking forward to the GI Jane sequel
😂😂
The funniest thing is that these are all legit rules.
White friend is racist bs.
@@suprememasteroftheuniverse it’s just a joke man calm down
@@suprememasteroftheuniverse its funny cause it's true. All black people should have white friend and vice versa.
And yet they don't get followed all the time. Really makes you think 🤔
Tokyokazama good satire is always once removed from what's actually going on.
What makes it even better is at the end, even if you follow all those steps, he still says "probably"
Well he knows that there is only so much you can do on your end and if the cop is batsh!t crazy then only god can help you
@@joimumu that's very true
Try it, it totally works. No need to read in between the lines and look for oddball exceptions. What a weird thing to focus in on like it’s remotely a prevalent problem.
@@cbh148 shut up lil nigga
Hey if you follow the steps and still get your ass kicked it looks a LOT better in your lawsuit if all the video footage shows you being a compliant suspect.
Instead of y'know of leading the police on a nine mile car chance blasting "f the police" running from the stop while pulling godknows what out of your pockets.
Fight it in the courts, not the streets. You fight the police in the streets, you're probably leaving in a body bag.
While this is supposed to be comedic, it's also actually good advice.
Yes it is. Words to not-die by.
It will sink more in ur brain if you have to laugh or cry about it..
its psychological embedment
the sad part is, some people actually need to get this advice instead of just knowing it.
engeltjebaleno I always say to my friends, " The way you dress, is the way you will be addressed"
Why would i want to dress up hiphop style at a frequent crime area, then complain i was harrased by police.
Ofcourse if i look like a drug dealer, i will be approached roughly
this needs to be recirculated in the community lol
Got caught speeding 15 miles over the limit over the weekend. Followed these simply instructions and got off with a warning. Thank you Chris Rock!
Edit: Wow 11k likes a year after I posted, thanks everyone. Remember, the law is like a hint so remember them! 😂
You must be right
lol
Were you with a white friend?
Did you leave the woman at home?
lol..
Watching this should be part of taking your driving test
This should be taught in schools in all grades.
What ive been saying also
And if you were committing a “moving violation” don’t bs the cop. Just laugh and say yes and chat about it. 99% of the time cop lets you off and on your way. Most are just bored and practicing their job 12hrs a day with no life to speak of. Once you start lying and talking shit they go into a shark frenzy and it won’t end well.
Word!
@@Wildstar40 And all children, regardless of race. Don't parents do this anymore? I guess not.
I’m white and have been doing the following every time I’ve been stopped by police (many times, I don’t drive slow). Pull over to the side of the road, switch engine off, roll down drivers window, hands on the wheel. Cops don’t know for sure what they’re walking up to. your car may have been stolen and you aren’t aware of it for example. These easy steps help put the cop at ease.
I have been stopped for speeding at least 10 times in the last 20 years and have yet to get a serious citation. They always knock it down to something very minor. Taking the stress off the cop makes a difference.
Police officers deal with so many fools, jerks, bums, criminals, and deadbeats that they are positively eager to let an honest citizen off the hook. All you've got to do is appear to possess a modicum of common sense. It's a really low bar.
Sounds like you need to get your behind kicked by the pohleeese. 😂😇🇺🇸
if chris rock did this in 2021 he'd be cancelled for real
i fkn despise this era
no one listened to christians and look where that got us.
@@drakke125Channel facts
@@drakke125Channel religion has done more damage than just about anything you fucktard.
@@saintsaint5315 im guessing everything was caused by religion(in terms of damage) like nanking, and both the world wars because im assuming thats what you mean by done more damage than just about anything. cause those are one of the most pretty fucked up situations that comes out of my head based on your discription :)
This should be played for middle school aged kids all the way through high school. I'm NOT kidding.
This is golden education disguised as comedy
I think Daunte Wright didn't watch this LMAO
Or maybe the parents should parent???
True!
@@firstnamelastname8790 nope, he did not. Quite funny honestly
Instructions unclear, I got my ass kicked by firefighters.
Dumbass. How the fuck you manage that one. Lol
At least you had Fire Fighters, i got my ass kicked by the Mail Man.
Could've been worse. Could have been the paramedics. They're not to be messed with once they're done saving lives.
You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
@@Strykerx31 *narrator voice* He's the mail man, but he's delivering more than mail, he's delivering an ass whoopin
Tyreek Hill, if only you've seen this video.
"If the police have to go and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them" 🤣
So true 😹. And at the end "if you follow these simple rules you PROBABLY won't... " very true too. With the pandemic, all the nutters have been hired...
@@whitecollarhater9727 u dam right! cuz i'm insane!
@@scottyhoo2516 be polite!
This applies to all races. If the police need to get you they are bringing an asswhoopin.
Now chris needs to make a "how not to get your ass kicked by an crazy will smith"
Almost two decades later, and "HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!" still has me freaking dying!
Nowadays, the cops would probably ask if he would share it with them.
"Dats right, kick his muthafuckin ass! " 😂😂😂
@@camillemckenzie3235
I know some cops from South Park, Colorado that would like some
@@camillemckenzie3235 Probably but you're acting like corruption has never existed before, I can tell you right now it has and if anything it was far worse in the past.
Doesnt matter what color your woman is this true worldwide
Perhaps show this in schools. You know, before it’s too late.
Especially to the kids who walked out of class in MN to protest Daunte Wright and tell the National Guard to go home.
It's already too late...
Should be mandatory in schools, drivers education, DMV license application, INS application for green card or citizenship, and as early as day care.
Too late...
It better be grade school, by middle school it's too late for most of these kids.
After all these years, I still lose it at 2:03 😂
Same. The freeze frame on his crazy eyes always kills me 😂
@@bell191991man legit said 😳😳😳😳😳
@@bell191991he looks like Will smith’s sons Trey and jaden
He thought he was actually Him 🤣🤣🤣
I lose it at this every time i see it.
The 4.2 thousand dislikes are probably the ones that got their ass kicked by the police.
They ignit.
or BLM
I think its funny when people who clearly have a bias try to state a point. Like literally that is not even reason logic or sense but because youre white and everyone lets you have you way, youre like a an obese child eating cake.
@@Bracero1990
And the funny goes over your head. Lighten up Francis!
@@Bracero1990 lmao wtf
This should be broadcasted 24/7 on every phone in USA at least 5 times a day.
10 times a day on BET.
so 24/7 or 5 times a day?
You guys do know this is satire right? He is purposefully listing things that shouldn't ALONE get you beaten by the police. Having a gun and a blunt isn't grounds for getting beaten by the police. It may be grounds for arrest. So this is purposefully exaggerated. If you guys knew Chris Rock's stance on law enforcement you'd understand that he does not back the blue. And you'd also understand that this video is literally an indictment of police work in America. The reason why you people can't understand that, is because you think exactly like the satirical nature of the video. Which means Chris Rock was making fun of you specifically. Lol geez... the U.S. education system has failed the lot of you.
@@rozyk0700a yes
Absolutely agree with you!
Sure would spare our police
Offers a lot of headaches and
The kids too.
14 years later and this showed up in my recommendations. this should be turned into a public service announcement lol.
lol, I was saying this for years. And somehow it has become even more important due to our current zeitgeist.
YEP 🤣😂
How weird, same here. I don't watch anything like this. But in light of all the BLM crap going on I had to watch it. Yes this should be a public service announcement!!!!! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah its dated and too overly exaggerated
It's exaggerated by intent, because comedy. But it's funny because it is centered around truth. When people do stupid shit and resist arrest or put others at risk, the chance they get a fatal outcome increases significantly.
Who else here in 2024 after the Tyreek Hill pullover incident???
😂He should be here too
Lmfaooo!!!
😅
This should be an educational video presented to all intercity school programs
Right? He forgot to stfu and be polite
Who's watching this now and thinking to themselves this is no longer a comedy sketch an actual public service announcement
Yes lmfao
Well. It was always a public service announcement.
This should be mandatory viewing about once a month from Junior High School on. The only thing I object to is the "get a White friend." That really isn't needed if you follow the other rules.
@@BryanTorok haha yeah. It’s Chris rock tho. It’s a comedy skit. The rest was spot on tho
Bro, I was literally thinking that.
This video should be in school program
Would it help? Not like kids show up to school anyways.
Not the ones that would benefit from this video, anyway.
+Sven Kopperud ^^^
Agreed. ☺
DartLuke ya damn right it should b my friend
"Is there a problem officer?"
I love the way he says that.
So innocent lmaoo
@RingSight91more the USAF thing. Military cred helps make the politeness go from just avoiding a beating to also avoiding a ticket.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
😂😂😂😂
He says it like a white guy
This is funny and a bit sad at the same time. It's a bit sad that there are many grown ups who actually need to be told these things.
Yeah. Every time, when over hear in Europe something with "police brutality" happened in the US and the news report it like "An Afro-American Man got killed during a police control. Police shot him, the community is enraged etc.", people are instantly reacting like "Ah look, the racist american police again"... and when I ask "Well, how did the controlled person behave in the situation, what did he do, what may caused the shooting?", everyone loses their minds... and then days later, when more details are known, often (sadly not always) there is a description like he made a sudden movement to his hip, which the officers interpreted as the guy grabbing for a gun and shot him first or something like that, where I think "Man, why were you so stupid? Why did you do that? Didn't your parents teach you how to behave in the presence of police?"
I mean, I personally live in Germany, we have nowhere near such a liberal gun law as the US, so guns are absolutely not as proliferated here as over in the US. But even here police is armed with guns and if I, as a white guy, would get into a control and would make a sudden, unpredicted movement with my hands to the hips behind my back or something, you can be sure as hell that the police officers at the very least would've brandished their pistols and take aim at me (and only that if I'd be lucky in that situation), just as they were trained to do, to protect themselves in case I'm a crazy guy trying to attack them. In German Context it would most probably not a gun but a knife, that crazy people could be armed with at most, but still, a dangerous weapon against which an officer here would have to defend himself, if need be with his gun.
I'm not saying that absolutely every case, where an Afro-American died in a police control, was the fault of said Afro-American, there are sadly also cases where the guy behaved correctly and still got his ass booked, beaten or shot by a racist cop in the past.
And that Afro-Americans land quicker in jail than white guys is also a proven fact, proven by scientific studies. But there are more than enough cases where the guy fucked up and, unwillingly, provoked the cops to take action against him.
So yeah, Chris Rock is absolutely right: Obey the law, be polite, do as you're told by the police and shut the fuck up and you get away fine in every country of the world, not just the US.
@@MagiconIcefolks mainly talk about the actual overreach. Look up Daniel shaver.
@@elliottbaker201 The majority of victims that BLM was "protesting (rioting) in the name of" were killed because they were armed with an illegal weapon that they refused to relinquish, they were on drugs, they fled from the police, they attempted to take the weapon from the officer or they tried to assault the officer.
The reality is that only roughly 1% of *all* police shooting victims in the United States are unarmed. The majority of the time, the shooting is found to be justified because of the actions of the victim prior to, or during their interaction with police. Which is the point the person you're replying to is making, and it is absolutely true.
Not only that, but they acknowledged that their assessment of these situations doesn't apply to every case. So bringing up one example where it doesn't apply really doesn't refute anything they said. However you saying people only "talk about the actual overreach" is 100% wrong and it's not even debatable.
@@zeked4200 except it definitely is debatable.. which is why The OverReach is what folks speak on. Not police actually doing their jobs, scooter 🤷😘🇺🇲
Not grown ups. Apes.
People are laughing, but doing all of this will literally save so many lives
all of this WILL oof
« doing all of this will literally save so many lives » I'm not sure people unable to naturally follow these advices have to be saved from "ass kicking".
@@LeCheneDeTele Im inclined to agree.
It's funny because it's true 👍
@@noname-ue7lb "black people could follow a few rules".
Its not that simple my dude. There's a history in this country, and black people are scared, and for good reason. Police don't always uphold civic trust and treat black men with an added layer of suspicion which leads to unnecessary confrontations.
Also, defunding the police is and always was a bad idea. If anything is to get fixed, the police would need more funding, not less.
his face after she yells he got weed is priceless
th-cam.com/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/w-d-xo.html
That women is Cynthia g
You wouldn't believe how many wives/girlfriends call to get their man in trouble after an argument, only to take it back 12 hours later after they get locked up. 🙄
@@grevensher594 Happened to me
I wanted to like your comment but it's at 420. Just seemed wrong to change that.
The most true part
" DONT run from the Police, if you make them run, they are bringing an ass whoopin with them "
SO true.
Devin O'Mara Sadly true, making someone chase you triggers aggression in the hind brain. While we can HOPE a level headed person can keep it in check, once adrenalin is up, there are no guarantees.
Scorp Sixonesix your not suppose to run from the cops... it doesn't have much to do with the "hind brain". Flight or flight kicked in and you ran like a guilty bitch, they will take you down and once you're ass is subdued they will figure out why you decided running was the better option.
Devin O'Mara 90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt.
Shane Camburn "90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt."
Not according to the Supreme Court.
If you have done nothing wrong and are in what is considered a safe environment, you are under no obligation to stop and can legally ignore a police officer.
They won't like it but the law is on your side.
Matthew Bradley You are correct, but at the same time, if an officer approaches, and asks what you are doing, and you break and run for no seemingly particular reason, then you are creating a scenario that places you on a "questionable" side of probable cause. I know it has been contested both ways and won/lost both ways in the past. However, the idea that an innocent man has no reason to run remains a common logic. Therefore, in most cases, this will be viewed as a reasonable act for the pressing of probable cause which lifts the burden of unlawful search and seizure. Yes, technically, by law - you are within rights to not speak to, keep moving, and totally ignore law enforcement - IF you are not being stopped for any law breaking witnessed by the officer. However, this certainly will make you quickly unpopular with the police and they will look for their loopholes to get back at you. I have known to many police officers that make such things a point of their day.
1:10 “Maybe you need your ass kicked” I LOVE the Chris Rock of the early 2000’s LOL 😂
😂😂you damn right you need yo ass beat. A BIG ASS joint and a LOADED GUN SHOWING😅😅😅😅
This aged perfectly
Totally! Though it's sad because this skit was probably made about 20 years ago and still reflects many of the problems in our American society today. Hella funny but has deeper meanings when you think about it. :)
This skit is like a good wine
@@vangmx Yeah, a deeper meaning of, "Obey the law"
@Gealified x Well, it always has.
And here we are in 2020
14 years later and clearly not enough people saw this informative video.
Biden said they are too poor and stupid to use the internet. I mean after all, he would never lie.
@@SMDTURBO based
@@indeedyes7869 what the hell does "based" even mean
@@SMDTURBO WTF I'm a Biden fan now
@@malokk5773 so your a fan of a senile old racist man 💀💀
A bunch of years back, I used to take night school classes with a HUGE Montgomery, AL cop. We got to be friends. I asked him what crime is most likely to be committed when he stops someone. His response, "Pissin' off the police."
Words to live by.
Sad that you don't realize that the cop is the wrong one in that situation.
@@nunyabidnes6010 - Not really. Cops are human, too.
Let's say you get stopped for running a stop sign. The cop might let you off with a warning. You act like an a**hole to the cop, he's going to start checking everything.
Rule is...don't be an a**hole.
@@frankhurst9665 ok bootlicker
@@nunyabidnes6010I suggest you watch the video before commenting next time. Interesting you think it's perfectly fine being an a-hole to people, wish we could make your life at work miserable also.
Americans will say shit like this then call other countries a police state
14 years ago : a joke
Now : an actual tutorial
nah man it's always been true. Sure you could still encounter racist cops and have the worst happen, but what's going to make that less likely: being polite and acting properly, or acting like a jackass? I think the former.
Police brutality has existed for decades
It's common sense bro
LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!
100yrs ago a tutorial today a tutorial
"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them."
This is correct.
Everytime!!! And you deserve it
Especially if you dont pull over for a traffic stop and keep going till you feel "its safe"
@@yankeesrule587 💯
But if you're black you can blame it on that.
It’s so true! I ran from the cops once they whooped my ass and then let me go with a warning. That’s what I get for illegally smoking weed in the middle of a public park!🤦♂️😂
TH-cam: Let's recommend this hilarious yet weirdly educational video after *14 YEARS* , seems about right.
I think it’s probably been 14 years since I last saw this too.
right after the scandal court case
Tragicomic, but it's the sad truth.
@unban this how do you get here then? Anyway great blacksplaning video this and perfectly timed. Chris Rock still owns soooo many asses with this video right now. hahahaha
@unban this You'd be a sheep. But at least you'd stand a chance of being a live sheep instead of a dead lion.
You know I've seen this a million times and it's still mad funny😂😂😂😂😂
This was my first time seeing it. Funny as hell!
😆😅🤣😂
Imagine Chris Rock doing this in 2021, he'd be cancelled for being funny.
or a genius
at least he recommendet to give a white friend a lift.
well he already has been, BLM calls him an Oreo
@@mayorebfarnum8114 the only black lives that matter to them are the ones who follow their narrative
Honestly we need to solve the political system this shit bad
He may be a comedian, but Chris Rock is a very wise man. This should be mandatory viewing for everyone
Should be mandatory it pretty much every school, NGL
Chris rock being a genius. This was 14 years ago. 14 years later he is doing spiral and a police chief leading an investigation to a serial killer. He's good at what he does
It's troublesome that common sense and common courtesy are now considered 'wisdom.:
@THE ACOUSTIC CAGE or just be a colonizer
@joy a colonizer huh. Well good for you believing ever word that came out of your teachers and professors mouth. Now it’s time you research for yourself and find the truth
This is not even exaggerated for comedic purposes. Just 100% accurate.
Yes it is. If someone runs after being pulled over they are going to get tackled.
Take out all the laughs and claps and you got yourself a good informational video.
ur white
arent ya
insanely uninformed comment..., sure. Black people who comply are always treated like you? - right?.u know what i mean
Tyreek need to watch this
14 years ago: funny comedy skit
Today: fatherly advice
It was always fatherly advice, it just isn't being taught to youths anymore because the fathers lost their custody battle.
This is reasonable and common sense advice that actually wants to help people, unlike advice today. This is great advice
@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Especially in black communities with a 75% single parenthood rate
Today it is racist advice according to the democrats.
Today: blatantly false.
Just another reminder that Chris Rock was (and is) way ahead of his time.
And yes, he observes the golden rule in comedy: don't spare anyone. If you are going to insult some folks, cast a wiiiiide net.
You Rock, Chris, errr, Rock.
What do you mean by how he is ahead of his time?
His last special Tamborine was utter garbage. He started with "white children must die" and went downwards from there. It was painful to watch.
He's not ahead of his time on this one. This shit has been going on so long, it doesn't take a psychic to figure it out. Sadly, it's getting worst. Literally, a black man just got shot while he was sleeping because of a no knock warrent. This seems to be a repeating offense by the cops.
@@Deescizzle You mean the man who stayed with his friends who were all suspected in a homicide? The man that, after police announced their arrival yelling "let me see your hands" picked up a gun?
I'm sorry Amir Locke died. He didn't deserve it. But A, choose better friends and B, DON'T PICK UP A GUN WHEN THE POLICE SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO
It”s hard to make good decisions and understand very well what is happening when your body just woke you up 2 seconds with and adrenaline and stress dump cuz it thinks your about to die.
I’m generally pro cop, but when the citizens have a second amendment right to defend them selfs, and your policy is no knock warrants to shock them awake, then this is going to happen again.
What started out as a comedy skit, is now an instructional video in 2021.
Very true
its sad but i think he meant it that way back then too lol
this was a few years after they reformed bidens 1994 crime bill
It was then
This is actually good advice. This should common sense but hell, show that shit to kids
😭🚗
Now, after 17 years, the lessons are still true.
Tyreek Hill should watch this 😂
Anyone remember when you could make jokes like this and not get a hate mob trying to get your employer to fire you?
Good times
didnt realise this was a joke, he's making good points
Tristan smith lol the world we live in today
when you were black I suppose..., I think it would still pass, but this kind of truth can be spoken only by a minority, favourably by a black person, not to be called fascist and so on by narrow minded censors aka SJW
@@rysiii811 100%!! I got told today that i cannot speak on all this because i am white. I so badly wanted to reply that since he isnt a convicted felon, then maybe he shouldn't speak on it. But instead I said nada. (The convo was about felony warrants)
Over 14 years old, and still completely accurate.
probably MORE accurate today
Human nature does not change with time.
It’s actually from the 90’a not 2007. That’s when it was uploaded.
Something never change. 😌🙏
@@falfighter no nigga lol you trippin
The saddest part of this classic is He couldn't put it out today . He'd be Cancelled
Self accountability is now deemed "victim blaming". They treat certain groups like toddlers.
Chris Rock should update the video and add resisting arrest to the list of things what not to do.
yes, thought same
@@deerick3109 I think that’s provisionally covered under “if you have to run, the cops are bringing an ass-kicking with them”
@@herakleitus it is basically all covered under 'use common sense'.
Tyreek Hill should have watched this.
20 years on and this is more relevant than ever in comedy. I still laugh my ass off at this skit. Chris nailed it.
“If you follow these simple pointers you probably won’t get your ass kicked by the police.”
Keyword: Probably.
@@CorePathway found the blm loony
It’s not more relevant; it’s the same amount of relevance.
It’s just that more regards are too stupid to follow simple instructions.
@@CorePathway Nothing is guaranteed in life but death and taxes.
@@CorePathway But not following these pointers will insure it...
The face he makes when she yells "he got weed, he got weed" is priceless
Lol. He know he fucked up.
Chris Rock was HILARIOUS, but he TOLD THE TRUTH!!!
I think the face he made on the "shut the fuck up" part was even better...
Maaaaaaan I screenshot it lol!!!!
California attorney here. That "mad woman" tip is absolutely true. Boy, have I seen so many men who had the whoop-ass handed to them simply because they were not able to de-escalate the "disagreement" before the guy was pulled over. At the very least, it makes the evening long and tedious.
A woman can say one word and police might shoot you.
So yeah
If I am arguing with a mad woman in a car, I´d rather ask the police for a standard beating just to relieve that anxiety.
@@Guitarraeficaztutorialesytabs bru
@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 if you argue with a woman deal with it as if it was a bear, just play dead
What? They get beaten??
Tyreek Hill should listen to this man.
This was funny in 2007 because it was so common sense it was funny... now it's like an educational video that is sadly needed
Worlds got so dumb.
why sadly?
Yeah because Police brutality against black americans only started in 2020. Before that there was no Police brutality...
How du:mb are you?
You know that the world already existed before your generation right??
@@CriticalPosthumanism Smart enough to figure out that in many of these situations it's probably a bad idea to instigate the police during a traffic stop.
You do know you aren't allowed to just to do whatever want and then claim it's an act of brutality when you get taken down, right?
@@CriticalPosthumanism his point is police brutality has always been a thing, but people are increasingly thinking they can just run from cops and not be seen as a threat. Police will always be somewhat brutal when you are resisting and it is quite simple to get around that!!!
This is comedy but there is truth in what Chris Rock is saying.
Racism isn't getting worse, it's getting filmed
thats what makes it funny
That's the genius of true comedians.
Yeah, but the problem is that even if you do everything right and follow all the instructions in this video, there are some dirty cops who'll still beat the shit out of you, arrest you for some made-up bullshit or shoot you 20 times and lie about it, just because they're angry, sexually frustrated and feel like fucking somebody over to show off their power.
Also, police brutality doesn't only affect Black people and other minorities, although they're the most likely to suffer from it. For all the white people reading this comment, remember that this bullshit can happen to you too, especially in poorer neighborhoods.
@@boazjamesmiller6387 but by doing what is recommended in this video lowers the odds of pissing some LEO off and, as Cris Rock said, getting yo ass kicked by the police. You could be polite as hell to some people and they still desire nothing more than to kick your ass but at least you didn't fan the flames.
“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.” - Thomas Sowell
that quote is so stupid, and make no sense at all
It makes very little sense, and yet seems to become more and more of a reality in our world every day.
@@matthew_turkmen7482 How do you figure it makes "no sense"? It makes perfect sense and is becoming more believable by the day.
@@AnthonyJ504 go rob a bank, everyone else will go to jail, go on smartypants, do it
@@matthew_turkmen7482
Is the quote stupid or are you too stupid to understand it?
Coming from a man that graduated from Harvard Magna Cum Laude
Then in less than a year later got a Masters from Columbia
Topped it off with a PhD in Economics
Interviewed around the world for his brilliance
Published in all the major magazines, like Forbes, Times, Wall Street Journal etc etc etc for his brilliance.
Written over 50 books
Countless essays and scholarly publications
touted as one of the greatest minds next to Friedman and Stigler "Both Nobel Prize Winners"
Receiving himself over a dozen awards and honors
And considered an intellectual giant of our time.
Based on that and your ham fisted attempted to understand the quote with the bank robbery example, I think it is safe to assume you are just too stupid to understand.
somebody send this to Tyreek Hill
"If you have to give your friend a ride, get a white friend". LOL Chris is legendary. This man will never NOT be funny.
Chris rock was right 3:08 jada smith
We were at a debate tournament in Chicago and did the reverse: our partner was the driver, and black. got us through the entire hood.
@Billy Cole II while we’re at it, let’s also make graduating from high school a legal requirement? 🤔
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@@indiasuperclean6969 bitch, please. 🙄🙄🙄
This is so much more relevant today...
It always was relevant. Anyone can play hero, gangsta or whatever the hell they want but then they must take the responsibility of their actions and reaction of the system.
@Oli for EVERYONE.
@@yeoldefoxeh254 Think Oli means other people have enough sense to react appropriately. Criminals not.
@@ijnet9247 hopefully then I misunderstood
@JEBOAPRODUCTIONS my bad i didnt watch the full thing
Somebody should have showed this to Tyreek a week ago
Shit this should actually be shown in schools i think it will definitely help. No joke.
my government teacher in senior year in 2013 showed us this before the whole BLM and fuck all cops mentality kicked in
I was actually thinking the same thing!! :')
Yes
As a lawyer in Florida since 1990, I agree with every word Mr. Rock says. In fact, I agree with the person who wrote this should be required viewing for all young people of any race. Actually, this should be required viewing for everyone regardless of age or race.
louis - you are on to something there! That's actually a good idea!
What Chris Rock is saying is pretty much common sense.
Unfortunately, common sense isn't all too common.
You do realise he is also taking the piss out of 6 cops beating the shit out of someone because they have weed or refuse to give license and registration. Or is that part of the irony of the video lost on you ?
+Lewis C *ding ding ding
Don't give a black friend a ride? Sounds like racism, not common sense.
Is that what he said? Maybe you should watch it again. Sooooo tired of racism being used. If I broke those rules, I would get my ass kicked, and I would have nobody to blame but myself.
Well that's why we have darwin... :)
This is what "the talk" should be
You know there’s a problem when something like a video from 14 years ago is still relevant.
Sad but true
People being stupid, ignorant, and absolutely incapable of learning is nothing new.
@Glenn Beck Only because you're experiencing human stupidity first hand.
I don't think it's a "problem." Good advice is good advice.
Not sure what problem you’re referring to still existing but I can assure you if white people don’t follow those rules too, shit gets outta hand real fast.
This should be shown to every kid multiple times starting in high school.
Man I said something under my breath that one of the police officers heard then all I heard was "WHAT WAS THAT YOUNG MAN"bro nearly shit myself
(Police where searching our school)
A cop can't beat you if they're dead :)
@@nealthompson8794 hey you tube....you leave this crap up but warn me about comments critical of pedophiles or how BLM sucks....up yours you tube
@@nealthompson8794 "Yeah, this comment right here, officer"
In "diverse" areas... maybe we should start a Lil younger.
Dont argue with cops, some are good, some bad. Fight them in court. That being said, Chris made me laugh out loud
Agreed except I would just say do not even talk to police let alone argue. It’s the one thing I learned for sure from TH-cam
Errrr what good cop
US 🇺🇸 cops is a code word for kkk
How are people with no money supposed to fight one of the highest funded government organizations in court?
@@geegee8625 well, no discrimination coming from you...
PS: you do know what sarcasm is, don’t you?
1:45 tyreek hill arrest footage
More people should see this. People lack common sense nowadays.
Muscle Car Man especially the new generation. They were born without it
And please note the term "more people" not "more Black people". All folk, including "White folk", lose ground when they behave contrary to common sense.
B uppy black, white, purple doesn't matter we're all humans.
Mustang Man
That's why I liked your original comment.
B uppy kewl
Surprised this video hasn't been banned yet.
If you think it should be banned, you are soft.
No, I think this should be required education in all schools and prisons, with some minor revisions, but it would not be politically correct to suggest "people of color" change their behaviors in sny way.
I have a feeling it will be soon
The people who need to watch it, didnt watch it
@@grizzkid795 #BlackBehaviorMatters
Who’s watching after T Hill got arrested
If he followed all the steps he would’ve been fine. (At least he was smart enough to leave his mad woman at home and get a white friend lol)
It’s been 14 years since this educational video was made and people still haven’t learned.
@@bsahle ...Based on this video, I wonder why...
@@AngelicRequiemX l
@@bsahle did you watch the fucking video? It was TAILORED for people like you.
meow meow meow meow
How many lives could have been saved had this advice been taken to heart?
Everyone mistook this for a joke but it's actually what you're supposed to do.
Here in the U.S. this skit Aired on comedy central....
@@jamesf694 But there is a lot of truth in it.
@@geoculus5606 It's actually 100% true. Literally. Every point he has is completely correct if you don't wanna get your ass kicked by the police.
work's for non-black folks too.....
'I take care-a MY kids'
13 years ago this was a meme, now it is a really helpful tutorial video
Dude, this is actually from the late 90s.
No it was helpful then to, this madness has been going on for decades
@@ianofliverpool7701 madness?
Don't be a tool and cops won't shoot you. It's pretty fucking simple
Ikr
Every time I watch it I’m crying laughing. VERY RELEVANT 2024 !
This should seriously be mandatory at every high school across the country.
Ice gold blacksplaining video right there. Hahaha
You have good taste in comedy, just remember this is a comedy bit and chris rock has talked a lot about police brutality as a serious problem.
shit man i'd rather watch this instead of some hour long PSA about bullying.
😔if only old georgie boy had seen this clip...
😏ahh who am i shitting, he'd probably still be dead since he was a junkie anyways 🤣
Absolutely.
This should be a Public Service Commercial! Air it 24/7
I just posted similar! YES!!
Amen brother!
They wouldn't get it. They don't get anything. This is funny to white ppl but black ppl can't fathom
You're damn right 👌👌👌👍👍👍
Absolutely!😂😂😂
maaaannn don't give him shit!
WHAT THE FUCK! you WANT!
hahahaha 😹👍
DrJangoR9 Kazama lmao
DrJangoR9 Kazama I died laughing
Rodney Davis 😂👍
That freezeframe right as he is winding up is just perfectly timed too lol.
Mikhail Tukhachevsky 😂
Black America should listen to Chris Rock. He knows what he's talking about.
so should most people tbh lol
As long as he keeps people’s names out his fucking mouth
@@KDawg92801 true, but Will Smith had no right to hit him like that
@@joeylawn36111 that’s why Chris rock should’ve kept his mouth shut. He didn’t know will would react like that. Neither did we. That’s why it’s important to keep certain things to yourself
@@KDawg92801 He thought Will would keep laughing after she scowled at him for laughing.