Keeping It Real Can Go Very Wrong - Chappelle’s Show

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  • @WSKTV6
    @WSKTV6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13196

    "Will Smith had a simple choice to make, ignore what Chris said laugh & move on. Or keep it real & make a fool of himself on national tv. His choice would create memes to come for the rest of the year."

    • @beomgyusthighsofsteel6651
      @beomgyusthighsofsteel6651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      😂😂😂

    • @klocc5627
      @klocc5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      Not so fresh prince

    • @dougdavis2325
      @dougdavis2325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      The comment I was looking for lol

    • @janetmccoy7945
      @janetmccoy7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      That is the exact same thing I thought of.

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      "GENIE, DON'T!!!"🧞‍♂️

  • @barbarossa1780
    @barbarossa1780 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    “Granny Don’t!” Lives in my head rent free 😂😂😂

  • @jeremythompson6822
    @jeremythompson6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    The “turns out they kept it realer” line had me rolling

    • @suggsverse
      @suggsverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Real talk

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@suggsverse you related to Terrell? Aka T-Sizzle?

    • @adamantbelief77
      @adamantbelief77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It was genius because in life there's always someone who is ten times what you think you are

    • @josequintero7250
      @josequintero7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@adamantbelief77 exactly, you can keep it real but there are people out there who keep it realer

    • @cdawg145236
      @cdawg145236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You clap having Jezebel!

  • @DeadwoodClimbing
    @DeadwoodClimbing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2471

    I'm not kidding, this sketch has definitely helped me make better decisions through the years. lol

    • @antonio7334
      @antonio7334 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ay glad to hear

    • @mayankexodus
      @mayankexodus ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Chapelle, Murphy Brothers, Patrice, Carlin are some of the sacred threads that keep us all together.

    • @robinsontoon
      @robinsontoon ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Facts😂😂😂

    • @Differenshit
      @Differenshit ปีที่แล้ว +31

      same like not even a little i think i would be in prison if it was not for this

    • @stretch1807
      @stretch1807 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Further evidence that Dave is as much of a philosopher as he is a comedian

  • @conwaystern4371
    @conwaystern4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3072

    The DMX barks and WU-TANG!!!!!!!! Took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @guadacoma
    @guadacoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2864

    When he yelled Granny don't, I almost died.

    • @UFOsAreRealArea51
      @UFOsAreRealArea51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      😭😂😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fungus_am0nguz644
      @fungus_am0nguz644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Specially the second time, LOL

    • @jennydoll6601
      @jennydoll6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The look on his face also lolll

    • @harlielynn76
      @harlielynn76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I fell all the way out on that part too.
      Reminds me when I accidentally walked in on my teenage 🤣🤣🤫

    • @johnLennon255
      @johnLennon255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’ve quoted that since I was a kid and this came out till this day

  • @coryhernandez508
    @coryhernandez508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    “ A tenth degree black belt who gets into confrontations to use his martial arts” is someone everyone should keep in mind. Lol

    • @Hawksendoom
      @Hawksendoom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      we dont but its hilarious haha we just chill.. really...

  • @prettylaurynn
    @prettylaurynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “Granny don’t !!” 😭

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can you imagine if your grandmother actually said all that to you? I also would not want to see my grandma getting her groove on.

    • @andresciahooten9598
      @andresciahooten9598 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can you just imagine your grandma seeing you sitting on the toilet and playing with yourself. Now that’s embarrassing 😂😂😂

  • @CHMichael
    @CHMichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13833

    He actually did keep it real when he walked away from comedy central.

    • @eternaloutlaw2634
      @eternaloutlaw2634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Facts

    • @brooklynbull-e3565
      @brooklynbull-e3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      This deserves 1,000,000 likes

    • @brooklynbull-e3565
      @brooklynbull-e3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      He really about that life

    • @psychologicalsigma9917
      @psychologicalsigma9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Then they killed him n cloned him... And I would assume the whole family. Now he makes jokes about illuminati Xmas parties ...

    • @KiKiWhispersASMR
      @KiKiWhispersASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      You right tho.. & ppl tried to act like he had a mental breakdown or some ish. No.. he just put his foot down..

  • @sirkennymchiphop
    @sirkennymchiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    “Reality is hidden for a reason”
    Beautiful quote.

    • @smoothjazznights4528
      @smoothjazznights4528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t understand what that means lol I’m so lost

    • @tjeldon4477
      @tjeldon4477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's lawless , reality.

    • @Fistofflames
      @Fistofflames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@smoothjazznights4528 it means that you live in a bubble away from the realness of reality

    • @josephpeeler5434
      @josephpeeler5434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@smoothjazznights4528It means that the truth needs to be left unspoken some of the time or there is more conflict. Tact and discretion are very important for keeping the peace.

    • @Main-Villain
      @Main-Villain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@smoothjazznights4528 Remember the days of Best gore Execution videos just randomly floating on the internet? Yeah, t's best not to view reality from an un-tinted lens

  • @kingmajin
    @kingmajin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2130

    "you think this is a game?! *bark bark bark!* wu tang!" lmao

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      when i get super pissed off, and yell at someone, sometimes i bark at the end and it just makes me laugh

    • @stevenlucas6029
      @stevenlucas6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Allow me to re-introduce myselve, my name is HOV!

    • @alexk2345
      @alexk2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is classic

    • @TrainReacts
      @TrainReacts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Scorch428 daddy

    • @adrianocollinzo5712
      @adrianocollinzo5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stevenlucas6029 i used to move snow by the oz

  • @teezehussein2774
    @teezehussein2774 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "U wan a little soft shoe? Should i juggle some watermelons for ya boss"
    😂😂😂😂
    I still use this line in 2023

    • @Taporeee
      @Taporeee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I hope it got you a deserved promotion

    • @takeyamedicineson.
      @takeyamedicineson. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Taporeeehe’s now the owner of the company.

    • @j2times2006
      @j2times2006 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here I even do the dance😅

    • @ssfc117
      @ssfc117 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Prolly act like a nicker still tho

  • @getAliKhan
    @getAliKhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4469

    No matter how real you keeps it,
    eventually you will meet someone who keeps it realer.

    • @getAliKhan
      @getAliKhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Don’t forget crazier and dumber.
      It’s a stupid game with a lot of stupid prizes.

    • @Nomad-n9j
      @Nomad-n9j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Word

    • @alsimmons6356
      @alsimmons6356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ali Khan well said lmao

    • @desmondkelly5178
      @desmondkelly5178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong not always

    • @wearelimitless5443
      @wearelimitless5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FACTS!🤣🤣🤣

  • @mats7492
    @mats7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    „WU TANG“ is indeed a fantastic way to end any statement...

    • @misscourtneymay
      @misscourtneymay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And the bark beforehand😂

    • @Vanhook4456
      @Vanhook4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      🙌🏾

    • @dokvader9283
      @dokvader9283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes bruh. That's true. WU TANG!

    • @ladybirdx
      @ladybirdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣🤣👐🏽

    • @TerinaHeedum
      @TerinaHeedum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I wake up my students that way if they fall asleep. 😭

  • @timothybarr8241
    @timothybarr8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    that brenda johnson one be having me in TEARS. whoever played her is a good actress, so many quotables.

    • @janell9509
      @janell9509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The lady from power book

    • @qwammienewsome1357
      @qwammienewsome1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, when she was on the first Power series, I showed my wife & she said yep, that's her.
      She just lost weight.

    • @timtroutt
      @timtroutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@janell9509 yes!!!!!I knew it!Thats wild!

    • @mcbdllc136
      @mcbdllc136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What about the grandma one that was brutal

    • @brendanables7367
      @brendanables7367 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “I dontl like people playing on my phone!”

  • @FlavoredGenuine
    @FlavoredGenuine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Deep down, these sketches are cautionary tales about us choosing our battles carefully and knowing when to walk away.
    That’s what I love about comedy, it can reveal hidden truths in humorous ways.

    • @k.weirdo7747
      @k.weirdo7747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ❤👍🏽

    • @wesmantooth5908
      @wesmantooth5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Us”? You mean, black people?

    • @FlavoredGenuine
      @FlavoredGenuine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@wesmantooth5908 It’s for every individual regardless of race.

    • @bujeeeeee
      @bujeeeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah I agree with you 💯

    • @RoGain_
      @RoGain_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wesmantooth5908 lol really?

  • @michaelsilver253
    @michaelsilver253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    'Reality is hidden for a reason' David Chappelle is a man for all seasons

    • @User_forbidden
      @User_forbidden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you only understood how GENIUS what you just said ACTUALLY IS..

    • @NebraskaGangCulture
      @NebraskaGangCulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea

    • @scrollkidsylable6793
      @scrollkidsylable6793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Illuminati confirmed

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@User_forbidden Care to enlighten me?

    • @User_forbidden
      @User_forbidden 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Icemario87 no.

  • @TheKharymusic
    @TheKharymusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    The nostalgia I felt when Brenda printed them mapquest directions. 😂😂😂

    • @HOTRODRICO
      @HOTRODRICO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i still do lol

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @killenkillen That's what the U.S. Gov't is going to say when they go cashless. "We are saving the Earth."

    • @robertgarza6728
      @robertgarza6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dave chappelle leaving the show is the example of “when keeping it real goes right”

    • @moexjohnson6009
      @moexjohnson6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      “I’m fix’n ta ride on dis bytch”

    • @Alvin-1138
      @Alvin-1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@moexjohnson6009 🤣
      Actress was perfect

  • @yaboit3ngu763
    @yaboit3ngu763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    “Get some rubbers...yeah, get the BIG ones” 😂😂😂

    • @3rdCoastSportsTV
      @3rdCoastSportsTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Fucking right

    • @3rdCoastSportsTV
      @3rdCoastSportsTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pol Pot lmao

    • @lydellgladney2807
      @lydellgladney2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I

    • @I_still_use_winamp
      @I_still_use_winamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was dying when I saw that

    • @monot00nz
      @monot00nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me and my best friend always say "The BIG ones" when we order or buy beers. "Which beer you getting?" "A winter lager...THE BIG ONE!"

  • @ivelissediaz9583
    @ivelissediaz9583 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This has stood the test of time. A true mark of a genius.

  • @tiffanywaldon4875
    @tiffanywaldon4875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    “It turned out, they kept it realer.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jrarzadon2730
    @jrarzadon2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2031

    Dave Chappelle was secretly giving everyone a PSA in the form of hilarious sketch comedy.

    • @h.j7469
      @h.j7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Can i ask what does keeping it real mean and what is the point of this sketch?

    • @BlackyChan2.0
      @BlackyChan2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@h.j7469 To pick and choose your battles. It’s not always worth fighting.

    • @h.j7469
      @h.j7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@BlackyChan2.0 ok thank you, i am not American so had to ask

    • @guyfuntyme6050
      @guyfuntyme6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As all the greats do.

    • @VagueMemory
      @VagueMemory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@h.j7469 It's basically when someone defends their pride in a situation where the repercussions are greater than the damage to their pride but they defend their pride anyway and regret it later. The lesson being about knowing when to fight a battle and when to let it go.

  • @yogidemis8513
    @yogidemis8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    And this is how Vernon became Tyrone Biggums.

    • @therealmitchconnor4275
      @therealmitchconnor4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I kinda wish that he ended the skit liked that.

    • @NevaG2190
      @NevaG2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤯🤣🤣🤣

    • @alemandatravela9911
      @alemandatravela9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🙄🙄🙄

    • @jermainelovings3123
      @jermainelovings3123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're probably on to something. It could be the birth of Tyrone Biggums.

    • @teemdeep2060
      @teemdeep2060 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They do look alike

  • @papabilby8855
    @papabilby8855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    “I star 69ed you”
    Man it’s been a long time since I have heard someone say that. 😂

    • @USFCpresident
      @USFCpresident 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      gen z will never understand 😂

    • @RDEnduro
      @RDEnduro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *68 made your number private i think if you dialed before number

    • @animeandwieardness6132
      @animeandwieardness6132 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She also printed out the directions, classic!

    • @youngscrams
      @youngscrams 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @RDEnduro no it was *67

    • @_eaturveggies01
      @_eaturveggies01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RDEnduro😂❤

  • @JimJonesKoolaid
    @JimJonesKoolaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE”
    Is one of the funniest lines.

  • @blugetsbusy4508
    @blugetsbusy4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    “this ain’t the Vernon I know”
    Well allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You ain't never heard that before have you?

    • @NoName-cz3wn
      @NoName-cz3wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@valjeanlee7060 its called rap music.
      IT'S DANGEROUS!

    • @godsmacked1000
      @godsmacked1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valjeanlee7060 who hasn’t!!!??!! High occupancy vehicle mf! Arfghhfff

    • @KikiW89
      @KikiW89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NoName-cz3wn
      That was in the Show🤣🤣

    • @christinaimswiler7240
      @christinaimswiler7240 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@valjeanlee7060

  • @UFOsAreRealArea51
    @UFOsAreRealArea51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "Granny don't!....." 🤣🤣😆😆😆😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beakedmonk3981
      @beakedmonk3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well, hurry the hell up and finish 😂😂😂

    • @MrEOM41
      @MrEOM41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classic

    • @dontetidwell4867
      @dontetidwell4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @roiijamez33
      @roiijamez33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and that "hot water" bottle hanging on the door!!!

    • @LITLPoett
      @LITLPoett 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️❗️💀

  • @Arelbee0310
    @Arelbee0310 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Brenda: "Take that you clap-having Jezabel"! Lol.

  • @KrisRN23935
    @KrisRN23935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I wish he had made more of these segments on the show. They’re iconic.

    • @Neoskate88
      @Neoskate88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dave Chappell did an amazing job at giving us grade A material and leaving unexpectedly for us to wonder about the future.

    • @ravensnflies8167
      @ravensnflies8167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they were too "real".

  • @maximultra
    @maximultra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "It turns out, THEY kept it realer."

  • @VeryDeathlyShiny
    @VeryDeathlyShiny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which, in his heart-of-hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom..."
    .
    That statement combined with the expression on his face they froze on AND the deadpan narrator just make this whole bit hystarical.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Man this is a sad fact of black culture that keeps people down. How are you supposed to climb in your career if you DON’T infiltrate the existing old-white-dude power structure??

    • @bmerritt2433
      @bmerritt2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@seededsoul Shouldn't this question be simultaneously cast toward that "power-structure"? How will they will carry on without the talents of those they forsake through their own unwillingness to appease and appeal to broader demographics? Is it not blind pride that leads either side away from capitulation? Yet you would outright say that one is more blind than the other? For either side to compromise, it would be in their interest, for the gain of one is the gain of the other, and the loss of one, the loss of the other (employer/employee). Which side loses more is bound to vary on a case-by-case basis, but I have seen it go both ways.

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bmerritt2433 Yo, you just kept it real!

    • @jamesfancher7508
      @jamesfancher7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      like a far side caption

    • @lu_re7198
      @lu_re7198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @seededsoul. Nah. He’s a VP. - Not a victim. “Held down”. 🤧 If he doesn’t like his boss, he can transfer to another company where he can “keep it real” or he can start his own company and “keep it real” w/ his customers every day. 🤣

  • @LDWesq2006
    @LDWesq2006 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Brenda pushed her real-o-meter into the RED! 😂😂😂

  • @edgard.9640
    @edgard.9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "The three women were all serving consecutive life sentences. It turned out, they kept it realer." Lol Classic skits!

  • @CecilRyuTaekwondo
    @CecilRyuTaekwondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    There are really people out there like Chris who start fights just so they can practice their techniques on you.

    • @EarlSchieb
      @EarlSchieb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, and his name is called Mike Perry. Lol!

    • @WorldWarThree
      @WorldWarThree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      My brother was one of those people. He was murdered in prison by his cellmate. Another example.

    • @bblcommisions
      @bblcommisions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@WorldWarThree When keeping it real goes wrong part four?

    • @capgpro100
      @capgpro100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had a friend like that.

    • @craigbielsky115
      @craigbielsky115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      we pick a bar stool and whoever sit there gets an ass whoopoing.....lol

  • @cmd1zz13
    @cmd1zz13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic northeast"

    • @LemontLMontyJohnson
      @LemontLMontyJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “Viewer discretion is advised”

    • @lawrencemaweu
      @lawrencemaweu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The asswhooping🤣

    • @c.delanepolo6530
      @c.delanepolo6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just heard that 😂😆😂😆😂😆

    • @BrothaGoneBased
      @BrothaGoneBased 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤚👋💥 "Ahhh"

    • @OgUkon
      @OgUkon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @poncho_x4410
    @poncho_x4410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    There will never be another show that's as funny and great as the Chappelle show. Every sketch was pure gold man lol I loved watching it growing up!

    • @ThehulkGreen
      @ThehulkGreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet, we brits had a show called Harry Enfield and chums, never missed it.

    • @joeclayton2121
      @joeclayton2121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the prince bit and clayton bigsby were platinum

    • @replicacity92
      @replicacity92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Martin is funnier but that was a sitcom of course

    • @annabanana7084
      @annabanana7084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes...when he did the skit with Wayne Brady I laughed so hard...then all the Charlie Murphy skits and of course Rick James. The Law and Order skit ( I plead the FIFth) all comedy gold.

    • @suedewuede9341
      @suedewuede9341 ปีที่แล้ว

      Key and Peele

  • @ragnarlothbroke1849
    @ragnarlothbroke1849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    So much wisdom. This should be shown to all kids at school...mandatory.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      especially the part about going to prison.

  • @vutran3758
    @vutran3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Shit I remembered back when you still had to print out google maps directions to get places. Too realistic...

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Vu Tran Mapquest

    • @billan888
      @billan888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      MapQuest bro.

    • @screwthenet
      @screwthenet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yup peole had to figure it out, as men had for thousands of years. Hell I navigated by the stars lol

    • @vutran3758
      @vutran3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chase Mcdude now that’s keeping it real!

    • @maximilianovee125
      @maximilianovee125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vutran3758 Wu tang! Haha

  • @leviathanmg
    @leviathanmg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "...ending the cycle of violence and drug addiction that had plagued his family for generations..." Something about that line and the narrator's true crime podcast voice combine the comic setup with a palpable sense of dread that still hits the same after all these years.

    • @motosagela
      @motosagela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Agreed! That voice over actor has the perfect voice for things like this.

    • @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
      @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very well articulated👍

  • @dxrulz4life
    @dxrulz4life ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That DMX/Wu-Tang bit had me laughing so hard, my face hurts.

    • @azaelcp
      @azaelcp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i want that printed on a t-shirt

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    "Granny don't!" -The most embarrassing thing a man would have to say.

    • @mcbdllc136
      @mcbdllc136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrll hurry up and finish yourself off darius lol thats funny thats my name

    • @OuterSpace90
      @OuterSpace90 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Granny dont 😢

    • @jmal
      @jmal ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Next to seeing your own grandma getting some action while you have to settle for Ms. Rosie Palms.

  • @voiceofreason1208
    @voiceofreason1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hov!" 😂😂😂

    • @sixthsense11100
      @sixthsense11100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rap music is DANGEROUSSS LMFAO 🤣

    • @xen4456
      @xen4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmaooo I’ll continue that line for you:
      H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z, I guess even back then you could call me, C-E-O of the R-O-C HOV!
      Fresh out the frying pan into the fire I be the, Music biz number one supplier, flyer than a piece of paper bearing my name, I got the hottest chick in the game, wearing my chain that’s right (HOV!)

    • @ririspearchucker4070
      @ririspearchucker4070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @ryantaylor2342
    @ryantaylor2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “Get some rubbas”
    “Ya”
    “The big ones” 😂😂

  • @NalaShakur
    @NalaShakur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Notice the sketch where the lady said she ain like nobody playing on her phone-played the attorney on “Power” and Tommy said “I don’t like nobody playin on my phone”-was a clever lil nod to her sketch on Chappelle show

  • @allhavesaidtheirprayers3434
    @allhavesaidtheirprayers3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Thinking of these skits, has literally kept me out of jail.

    • @joneri85
      @joneri85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thats keeping it real!!!!

    • @c-rlt730
      @c-rlt730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It just takes a comedy show? You'll be in soon.

    • @larrybart7633
      @larrybart7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@c-rlt730 jesus

    • @c-rlt730
      @c-rlt730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@larrybart7633 , Mary & Joseph would say the same thing 😂

  • @MyDrawingTutorials
    @MyDrawingTutorials 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5204

    This isn't a skit, it's a PSA.

    • @kenyonjhill
      @kenyonjhill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wats a psa

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When keeping it real goes wrong.

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When keeping it real goes wrong lol. That part.

    • @naturalbae
      @naturalbae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@kenyonjhill publics service announcement

  • @tychauntenelle919
    @tychauntenelle919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "All his talk about keeping it real got on my last nerves,I savored that ass whupping" 😂😂

    • @jmal
      @jmal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right? 🤣 "Keeping it real" is not a substitute for an actual personality.

    • @tychauntenelle919
      @tychauntenelle919 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​​@@jmal there's nothing wrong with keeping it real from time to time just don't make it a actual personality

    • @jmal
      @jmal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tychauntenelle919 💯

  • @jedfra9172
    @jedfra9172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Chapelle's ability to provide such succinct social commentary in his comedy, whilst at the same time keeping it real is on point.
    For real.

  • @nolann3815
    @nolann3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    Will Smith tried to keep it real at the Oscars......and it went horribly wrong.😂😂😂

    • @CHMichael
      @CHMichael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He didn't get punched back, arrested or even kicked out.
      He's untouchable.

    • @StyledByBri-i9o
      @StyledByBri-i9o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@CHMichael but he is now being clowned even worse than before

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StyledByBri-i9o him, jada, and the rest of his family.

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And movie projects put on back burner fkn up his money flow.🤣🤣🤣

    • @CHMichael
      @CHMichael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@StyledByBri-i9o after the ban. How is jada getting back to the Oscars? Other than possible taking the advice and staring in gi jane 2
      (Edot: suppose to be funny)

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3189

    People laugh....but this really happens on a daily basis.

    • @deedee6799
      @deedee6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 someone is slow.....
      Keeping it real going wrong happens everyday

    • @John-kk8gi
      @John-kk8gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 basically move it along dont be a hero

    • @NebraskaGangCulture
      @NebraskaGangCulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea

    • @MM-zt4oe
      @MM-zt4oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No shit that’s why we laugh

    • @fungus_am0nguz644
      @fungus_am0nguz644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Micho Rizo For real but as Dave said before every segment "When you are keeping it real, pick your spots" and thats why its very important to assess the situation, you cant ALWAYS walk away, otherwise you are a bitch.

  • @PincheeGabe
    @PincheeGabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    The “WU-TANG!” still gets me to this day! Lmao

  • @rexrocker1268
    @rexrocker1268 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love Brenda! It’s so impressive! 😂 😂 😂 It’s all hilarious but that one kills me the most. She’s talented. Impressive acting.

  • @Eric31477
    @Eric31477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "GRANNY DON'T....!!!”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hpnights
    @hpnights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The part when he barks had me in pieces 😂😂

  • @tylersolo1054
    @tylersolo1054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "I'm Dave and I keep it real." For real, walking away from $50 Million on principle is like the definition of keeping it real.

    • @tyjohnston5889
      @tyjohnston5889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Say WHAT NOW?????

    • @love55ickbeat5
      @love55ickbeat5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tyjohnston5889 he didn't go for the 3rd season of the show because he thought people were laughing at black peeps and not with em. They offered 50 mil for the 3rd season.

    • @tripleagiftbox2391
      @tripleagiftbox2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah they made him cone back. Replaced him with some tall buff dude, now he's back.

    • @tyjohnston5889
      @tyjohnston5889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@love55ickbeat5 Thank you for clarification on that and taking the time to reply! Well in one hand I'm glad he stood up for what he believed in. On the other I just seen him growing up as a hell of a comedian that was ahead of his time. Never seen it from his view but then again he lived it and would know more than me lol. That's why he's a millionaire and I am not. Very smart man.

    • @dashcash9897
      @dashcash9897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was on oprah talking about the director wanted him to wear a dress.
      Dave didn't walk away from the 50mill he walked away from the misconception of begin selling his man good.

  • @otisclinkscale4180
    @otisclinkscale4180 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Dave Chappelle could have did so many more of these skits in his shows. It was awesome all 3 of them. Very funny.

  • @jimjob28
    @jimjob28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Take that you clap having Jezebel!"
    I forgot how funny that last sketch was.

    • @mattjamison484
      @mattjamison484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Won't be f*cking Jamal in this car."

    • @Raptorel
      @Raptorel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She said that exactly when I read your comment, lol

  • @AllAmericanJock
    @AllAmericanJock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "I'on't like people playin' on mah phone!"
    😂 Omg me and my high school friends used to wear this line out.

    • @xino_z
      @xino_z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Us too lolllll

    • @AcemanX
      @AcemanX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol for real me too

    • @seang9751
      @seang9751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That girl bigger than keke...😱😱🤣🤣🤣

    • @monot00nz
      @monot00nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I still say this shit 😂

    • @frostybaby13
      @frostybaby13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too lolollll

  • @shenpaengineering4556
    @shenpaengineering4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    Back when you had to printout directions that you found on the internet, lol

    • @dts_8247
      @dts_8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Mapquest 😂😂

    • @ImpressDivinity
      @ImpressDivinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yasssss 😂

    • @jamilitary07
      @jamilitary07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dts_8247 I was just about to say that😂😂😂

    • @litoxxlito_axx7318
      @litoxxlito_axx7318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Preach!!! This kids don’t know the struggles

    • @stinkypete891
      @stinkypete891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Joseph Mercel Or the Thomas Guide.

  • @arnoldsherrill2585
    @arnoldsherrill2585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The problem with the second part of this is that sometimes when this happens in real life somebody ends up getting hurt or worse.. when I was growing up we were actually taught when it is appropriate to stand your ground and when it's appropriate to just pick your battles and walk off. Apparently in our current generation that lesson has been lost or ignored

  • @sdeb82
    @sdeb82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I love Key and Peele - but Dave Chappelle is just on a different stratosphere - the man is a national treasure!

  • @ZoRenol69
    @ZoRenol69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Granny don’t!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cjvaye99
    @cjvaye99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I dont like people playin' on my phone!!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RollinTwentySix
      @RollinTwentySix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I use this on scammers when they call me

  • @undergroundretail
    @undergroundretail ปีที่แล้ว +19

    IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER 😂

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!
    One of the most hilarious sketches created by this masterpiece/masterclass of a comedian!
    Comedy awesomeness!

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like brenda soooo much so funny classic i don't like people playing on my phone im dying 🤣🤣🤣😊🇬🇧🙏🏿

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ahmad Halis i don't know a brenda at all 🇬🇧

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ahmad Halis would like to meet one 🤣🤣🇬🇧

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ahmad Halis wow im sorry about that i just love dave chapelle that's all and see the funny side of it. 🇬🇧 🙏🏿

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont like people playing on my phone!!

  • @abemcg3803
    @abemcg3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    *“My name is Hov”* 🤣

    • @nathandeedoubleyouu
      @nathandeedoubleyouu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My name is HOV*. He was quoting Jay Z.

    • @abemcg3803
      @abemcg3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nathandeedoubleyouu whoops, had no idea, thanx for the correction

    • @Հովհաննես
      @Հովհաննես 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's my name so I can confirm it's a thing

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂 @2:37 "Thug Life". *Barks Like DMX then says, "Wu Tang" 😂

    • @abemcg3803
      @abemcg3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicole Raheem on god 😭💀

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE 📞!!!!" -Brenda J.

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      F dat, i don't like ppl playing on my phone!
      Stop f'in my man!

    • @sprthrwwychnnl73
      @sprthrwwychnnl73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brenda kept it so real by the end of the sketch she changed her last name

    • @jbdixon4020
      @jbdixon4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That actress was underrated 😂

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was the funniest line of the whole compilation lmaooooooo

    • @desmondkelly5178
      @desmondkelly5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TAKE THAT YOU CLAP HAVING JEZEBEL

  • @lordeli8866
    @lordeli8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    GRANNY DON'T! Still cracks me up to this day

  • @ItBe_Kanti
    @ItBe_Kanti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Should I juggle some watermelons???" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @slimbravo8778
      @slimbravo8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That actually would’ve been impressive no lie

    • @MrNoahdean
      @MrNoahdean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When he started barking I fucking died 🤣🤣

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead

  • @Chris24_
    @Chris24_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Will smith at the Oscars was a prime example of when keeping it real goes wrong…

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      FACTS you ain't lying about that

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      to the top comments with you, sir xD +1

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm a fan of Will Smith but you are 100 percent correct lol

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kept it real... And it cost him dearly

    • @crankymcgee
      @crankymcgee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deandrenicholas2545what exactly happened to him though that was so horrible?

  • @TheReapingToast
    @TheReapingToast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    This show last aired 14 years ago and Comedy Central is still posting clips of it
    That’s when you know you made it

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Amazing isn't it? I can't tell you how many times I've seen skits from the show and still enjoy them. They never get old.

    • @706Kel
      @706Kel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidtsmith33 cause he 1 of the goats

    • @97dsmbishi
      @97dsmbishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, he *IS* the 🐐.

    • @tylerphillips503
      @tylerphillips503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also CC is trying to cash in on all of Chappelle's resurgence in the last 3 years since his Netflix deals since he walked away from THEM

    • @tylerphillips503
      @tylerphillips503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @From a Bicycle seat CC cares because they're trying to keep it real

  • @AnAdorableWombat1
    @AnAdorableWombat1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Vernon had a full blown nervous breakdown 😂😂😂😂

  • @JQueen-ul5eh
    @JQueen-ul5eh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    That grandma ordering him to go buy some rubbers!! 🤣 Then the old dude said, “Fkn right” I was DONE!!! 🤣🤣😭😂😂🤣

  • @sandeepfrancis3568
    @sandeepfrancis3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I can listen to this narrator voice all day....
    How does Dave get everything so correct

    • @MrBojangles901
      @MrBojangles901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s a genious

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's smart and he's used psychedelics. They don't call them 'mind expanding' for nothing. Helps a person to see a little further down the road than most.

    • @qwammienewsome1357
      @qwammienewsome1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Narrators can really make or break a show.
      I've witnessed one replaced for another because their voice didn't really fit!!

    • @jakerattle95
      @jakerattle95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@qwammienewsome1357 prime example... Peter Thomas from Forensic Files. That man was a legendary narrator

    • @qwammienewsome1357
      @qwammienewsome1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakerattle95 Y'een never lied!!!

  • @Mr.paint123
    @Mr.paint123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Nick Cannon was “keeping it Real”
    On his podcast
    And look what happened to him lol 😂

    • @Mr.paint123
      @Mr.paint123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Otto By Ograffey
      Better !!

    • @samuelwallace2782
      @samuelwallace2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Keep it real!
      No not like that

    • @geeninallcaps4678
      @geeninallcaps4678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Mr.paint123
      @Mr.paint123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      • CryptoSinz •
      He did it to himself

    • @neoneherefrom5836
      @neoneherefrom5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look what happened to him.
      Absolutely nothing.

  • @matteZ2109
    @matteZ2109 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Granny don’t!!!!”

  • @lancegoff6575
    @lancegoff6575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    9:50 Jamal's laugh got me rollin'
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mjmtab
      @mjmtab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't know why but her boyfriend Jamal is the funniest part lol!!!

    • @sergemoktali7948
      @sergemoktali7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mo2k638
      @mo2k638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounded like jay z

    • @vidRaTeR
      @vidRaTeR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s Greer Barnes his comedy used to have me rolling

    • @angiejordan6454
      @angiejordan6454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stevie Jay from love & hiphop

  • @ShockerTopper
    @ShockerTopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    “It was the WRONG number!!”
    “I don’t like being played on my phone!” lol so funny...I love these so much

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I don't like people playing on my phone."

    • @NebraskaGangCulture
      @NebraskaGangCulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those women in jail kept it realer!!!!

    • @dembuckeyes
      @dembuckeyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clap havin Jezebel

    • @NeNe-lf1cq
      @NeNe-lf1cq ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumba** " I don't like ppl playing on my phone dude

  • @casualobserver2305
    @casualobserver2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    This was the funniest stuff ever on TV. How sad it’s not on anymore.

    • @william9922
      @william9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is though...

    • @william9922
      @william9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He even had a whole segment about him not getting paid for it.

    • @Call_Em_Yall
      @Call_Em_Yall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@william9922 That's messed up. 😕

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're watching it here aint ya?
      Its alllll tv babyyyy

    • @msk9132
      @msk9132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@william9922 he turned down 50 mil and moved to Africa

  • @LettyABC
    @LettyABC 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Give me some skin !!! lol 😂 the face Dave made was priceless..😂😂

  • @francarrey7501
    @francarrey7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Only seen this clip a few times but it sticks in my head forever. Whenever I feel like keeping it real, I remember this clip. Most of time when I keep my emotions in check or let things slide, everything tends to work itself out.

  • @smilezspreader
    @smilezspreader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The Narrator is da bomb... He has mastery of voice! He makes watching the video come to LIFE with his euphonious voice; tonal manipulation!!!

    • @save_theworld
      @save_theworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's chapelle narrating

    • @ianditwin7443
      @ianditwin7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@save_theworld It's isn't Chapelle.

    • @1sttvbn
      @1sttvbn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They kept it realer.

  • @adamd3820
    @adamd3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Life: why do you keep sabotaging your life.
    Me: I keeps it real like dat

    • @DontreadPimpBoy
      @DontreadPimpBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dam

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      those are the two oposites of the coin,when you keep it real or when you just dont care

    • @ashleysmeltzer283
      @ashleysmeltzer283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just got FIRED for “KEEPING IT REAL...HAHHAAHA OMG......🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ashleysmeltzer283 bro l punched my sub manager in face twice like right in the fucking face , thats how l keeps it real

    • @ashleysmeltzer283
      @ashleysmeltzer283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hard mode yaaaaaassssss! Omg I would love to do that !lol

  • @moloperams
    @moloperams ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "stinks of gasoline even when he's not at the station" 😂😂😂

  • @youngchrisbaby9009
    @youngchrisbaby9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “ Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV!” 😂😂😂

  • @nemya9586
    @nemya9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He gave props to Jay-Z, Wu-Tang, Tupac & DMX in under 60 seconds 😂🥰

    • @zombiekeenasaur
      @zombiekeenasaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @audemars_piguet13
      @audemars_piguet13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he spoke some truth after it, he said BLACK MUSIC IS DANGEROUS...

  • @nimusworks5475
    @nimusworks5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    i wish there was a miliion sketches of Keeping it Real...

    • @QewBeats
      @QewBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here!

  • @Cinemachoicefilms
    @Cinemachoicefilms ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man Chapelle skits is just timeless. Had to tell my daughter about keeping it too real

  • @retsofsivartnetloc9012
    @retsofsivartnetloc9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That dude that rushed Dave on stage last night saw how real Dave keeps it.

    • @SuperJutah
      @SuperJutah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He really thought that he was just gonna be restrained!!! Nah they kept it real and got that legendary beat down

    • @munenex
      @munenex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was keeping it real

  • @troymccain7438
    @troymccain7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Get sum rubbers... Da BIG ONES" 😢😂😂😂

  • @mrcountdowncity1006
    @mrcountdowncity1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Brenda was my favorite part 😂🤣

  • @roaddawg3217
    @roaddawg3217 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love it that these professional narrators actually played along with his skits! The serious voices that everyone knows being silly is EPIC!

  • @MarinusMakesStuff
    @MarinusMakesStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Gawd, this has to be one of the best sketches I've seen in a long time. Especially with the part of the guy moving back with his grandma. Tears of laughter. 'Get the big ones'. How something so old can still be so great. The Chappelle's Show was ahead of its time.

    • @blondewriter99
      @blondewriter99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wasn't "ahead" of its time. Very much OF its time. There was a lot of great comedy at the time - Reno 911, Key & Peele, Mad TV...

  • @budstermcgreen6360
    @budstermcgreen6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Them both pissing on the guy after the "most spectacular ass whooping ever witnessed in the atlantic northeast" freaking always makes me laugh...no matter how many times I see it. This show was legendary in so many different ways! ✌️

  • @guydurham7897
    @guydurham7897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    I feel like "keeping it real" has gone very wrong in 2020

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah for humanity.

    • @jessecatlow7451
      @jessecatlow7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      When keepin it liberal go wrong!!!2020

    • @warsameadam5572
      @warsameadam5572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Goddamm right about that

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jessecatlow7451 lol. You hit it on the nail. When keepin it liberal goes wrong.

    • @RobertP.Trebor
      @RobertP.Trebor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jessecatlow7451 lol wut?

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The second one is the worst by far. Every level of cosmic humiliation a man could endure…biblical. At least the first dude kept his dignity and the last chick went down swinging.

    • @ivelissediaz9583
      @ivelissediaz9583 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh i dont think the first guy kept his dignity.

    • @jmal
      @jmal ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ivelissediaz9583Right? He was canceled so hard he became one of the last of a dying breed: a gas station attendant when the rest of the country has adopted self-service gas stations.

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmal This was made when gas station attendants were still a thing in the 20th century.

    • @jmal
      @jmal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gozinta82 They still are in New Jersey. Then again, I haven't been there since 2019, so I dunno.

  • @vishalthefirst4140
    @vishalthefirst4140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Pushed her Real-o-Meter into the Red" 😂😂

  • @heavymetalzombie4754
    @heavymetalzombie4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "THE THREE WOMEN WERE ALL SERVING CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES. IT TURNED OUT, THEY KEPT IT REALER"

  • @oldschooldude8370
    @oldschooldude8370 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The karate chops on the shoulders followed by "Ahhhh" gets me every time.

  • @jonathanbrunner5202
    @jonathanbrunner5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Everyone I’ve had the misfortune of working with who believed in “keeping it real” is now unemployed. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂