Keeping It Real Can Go Very Wrong - Chappelle’s Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ค. 2024
- Keeping it real went very wrong for Vernon Franklin, Darius James and Brenda Johnson. (Contains strong language.)
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"Will Smith had a simple choice to make, ignore what Chris said laugh & move on. Or keep it real & make a fool of himself on national tv. His choice would create memes to come for the rest of the year."
😂😂😂
Not so fresh prince
The comment I was looking for lol
That is the exact same thing I thought of.
"GENIE, DON'T!!!"🧞♂️
He actually did keep it real when he walked away from comedy central.
Facts
This deserves 1,000,000 likes
He really about that life
Then they killed him n cloned him... And I would assume the whole family. Now he makes jokes about illuminati Xmas parties ...
You right tho.. & ppl tried to act like he had a mental breakdown or some ish. No.. he just put his foot down..
I'm not kidding, this sketch has definitely helped me make better decisions through the years. lol
ay glad to hear
Chapelle, Murphy Brothers, Patrice, Carlin are some of the sacred threads that keep us all together.
Facts😂😂😂
same like not even a little i think i would be in prison if it was not for this
Further evidence that Dave is as much of a philosopher as he is a comedian
“Granny Don’t!” Lives in my head rent free 😂😂😂
And “get the big ones”
@@whyyoutrippindeebo3514fucking right!
😆🤣😆🤣
❤HAHAHA
“Yeah, and get some rubbers!”
The DMX barks and WU-TANG!!!!!!!! Took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP DMX
RIP DMX
Man that part always kills me
LONG LIVE DMX 🐐🕊️
And allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Hov... Jay-Z lol
"you think this is a game?! *bark bark bark!* wu tang!" lmao
when i get super pissed off, and yell at someone, sometimes i bark at the end and it just makes me laugh
Allow me to re-introduce myselve, my name is HOV!
That is classic
@@Scorch428 daddy
@@stevenlucas6029 i used to move snow by the oz
“Granny don’t !!” 😭
"U wan a little soft shoe? Should i juggle some watermelons for ya boss"
😂😂😂😂
I still use this line in 2023
I hope it got you a deserved promotion
@@Taporeeehe’s now the owner of the company.
When he yelled Granny don't, I almost died.
😭😂😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
Specially the second time, LOL
The look on his face also lolll
I fell all the way out on that part too.
Reminds me when I accidentally walked in on my teenage 🤣🤣🤫
I’ve quoted that since I was a kid and this came out till this day
The “turns out they kept it realer” line had me rolling
Real talk
@@suggsverse you related to Terrell? Aka T-Sizzle?
It was genius because in life there's always someone who is ten times what you think you are
@@adamantbelief77 exactly, you can keep it real but there are people out there who keep it realer
You clap having Jezebel!
“I star 69ed you”
Man it’s been a long time since I have heard someone say that. 😂
gen z will never understand 😂
GRANNY DON'T! Still cracks me up to this day
No matter how real you keeps it,
eventually you will meet someone who keeps it realer.
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Don’t forget crazier and dumber.
It’s a stupid game with a lot of stupid prizes.
Word
Ali Khan well said lmao
IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong not always
FACTS!🤣🤣🤣
And this is how Vernon became Tyrone Biggums.
I kinda wish that he ended the skit liked that.
🤯🤣🤣🤣
🙄🙄🙄
So much wisdom. This should be shown to all kids at school...mandatory.
This has stood the test of time. A true mark of a genius.
The nostalgia I felt when Brenda printed them mapquest directions. 😂😂😂
i still do lol
@killenkillen That's what the U.S. Gov't is going to say when they go cashless. "We are saving the Earth."
Dave chappelle leaving the show is the example of “when keeping it real goes right”
“I’m fix’n ta ride on dis bytch”
@@moexjohnson6009 🤣
Actress was perfect
"Granny don't!....." 🤣🤣😆😆😆😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Well, hurry the hell up and finish 😂😂😂
Classic
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
and that "hot water" bottle hanging on the door!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️❗️💀
Deep down, these sketches are cautionary tales about us choosing our battles carefully and knowing when to walk away.
That’s what I love about comedy, it can reveal hidden truths in humorous ways.
❤👍🏽
“Us”? You mean, black people?
@@wesmantooth5908 It’s for every individual regardless of race.
yeah I agree with you 💯
@@wesmantooth5908 lol really?
Brenda: "Take that you clap-having Jezabel"! Lol.
Dave Chappelle was secretly giving everyone a PSA in the form of hilarious sketch comedy.
Can i ask what does keeping it real mean and what is the point of this sketch?
@@h.j7469 To pick and choose your battles. It’s not always worth fighting.
@@BlackyChan2.0 ok thank you, i am not American so had to ask
As all the greats do.
@@h.j7469 It's basically when someone defends their pride in a situation where the repercussions are greater than the damage to their pride but they defend their pride anyway and regret it later. The lesson being about knowing when to fight a battle and when to let it go.
“Get some rubbers...yeah, get the BIG ones” 😂😂😂
Fucking right
Pol Pot lmao
I
I was dying when I saw that
Me and my best friend always say "The BIG ones" when we order or buy beers. "Which beer you getting?" "A winter lager...THE BIG ONE!"
Brenda pushed her real-o-meter into the RED! 😂😂😂
There will never be another show that's as funny and great as the Chappelle show. Every sketch was pure gold man lol I loved watching it growing up!
I bet, we brits had a show called Harry Enfield and chums, never missed it.
the prince bit and clayton bigsby were platinum
Martin is funnier but that was a sitcom of course
Yes...when he did the skit with Wayne Brady I laughed so hard...then all the Charlie Murphy skits and of course Rick James. The Law and Order skit ( I plead the FIFth) all comedy gold.
Key and Peele
„WU TANG“ is indeed a fantastic way to end any statement...
And the bark beforehand😂
🙌🏾
Yes bruh. That's true. WU TANG!
🤣🤣👐🏽
I wake up my students that way if they fall asleep. 😭
This isn't a skit, it's a PSA.
Wats a psa
When keeping it real goes wrong.
When keeping it real goes wrong lol. That part.
Facts
@@kenyonjhill publics service announcement
Notice the sketch where the lady said she ain like nobody playing on her phone-played the attorney on “Power” and Tommy said “I don’t like nobody playin on my phone”-was a clever lil nod to her sketch on Chappelle show
That DMX/Wu-Tang bit had me laughing so hard, my face hurts.
i want that printed on a t-shirt
“Reality is hidden for a reason”
Beautiful quote.
I don’t understand what that means lol I’m so lost
It's lawless , reality.
@@smoothjazznights4528 it means that you live in a bubble away from the realness of reality
@@smoothjazznights4528It means that the truth needs to be left unspoken some of the time or there is more conflict. Tact and discretion are very important for keeping the peace.
@@smoothjazznights4528 Remember the days of Best gore Execution videos just randomly floating on the internet? Yeah, t's best not to view reality from an un-tinted lens
"Granny don't!" -The most embarrassing thing a man would have to say.
Wrll hurry up and finish yourself off darius lol thats funny thats my name
Granny dont 😢
Next to seeing your own grandma getting some action while you have to settle for Ms. Rosie Palms.
“ A tenth degree black belt who gets into confrontations to use his martial arts” is someone everyone should keep in mind. Lol
IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER 😂
“this ain’t the Vernon I know”
Well allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You ain't never heard that before have you?
@@valjeanlee7060 its called rap music.
IT'S DANGEROUS!
@@valjeanlee7060 who hasn’t!!!??!! High occupancy vehicle mf! Arfghhfff
@@NoName-cz3wn
That was in the Show🤣🤣
“It turned out, they kept it realer.” 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Chapelle's ability to provide such succinct social commentary in his comedy, whilst at the same time keeping it real is on point.
For real.
Only seen this clip a few times but it sticks in my head forever. Whenever I feel like keeping it real, I remember this clip. Most of time when I keep my emotions in check or let things slide, everything tends to work itself out.
"It turns out, THEY kept it realer."
that brenda johnson one be having me in TEARS. whoever played her is a good actress, so many quotables.
The lady from power book
Yeah, when she was on the first Power series, I showed my wife & she said yep, that's her.
She just lost weight.
@@janell9509 yes!!!!!I knew it!Thats wild!
What about the grandma one that was brutal
“I dontl like people playing on my phone!”
Dave Chappelle could have did so many more of these skits in his shows. It was awesome all 3 of them. Very funny.
The problem with the second part of this is that sometimes when this happens in real life somebody ends up getting hurt or worse.. when I was growing up we were actually taught when it is appropriate to stand your ground and when it's appropriate to just pick your battles and walk off. Apparently in our current generation that lesson has been lost or ignored
'Reality is hidden for a reason' David Chappelle is a man for all seasons
Specially this season of wokeness
If you only understood how GENIUS what you just said ACTUALLY IS..
th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea
Illuminati confirmed
@@TerrelleCheers1 Care to enlighten me?
“I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE”
Is one of the funniest lines.
9:08 this scene right here gives me so much happiness!! I laughed for years over this one scene!!
“Granny don’t!!!!”
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Will Smith tried to keep it real at the Oscars......and it went horribly wrong.😂😂😂
He didn't get punched back, arrested or even kicked out.
He's untouchable.
@@CHMichael but he is now being clowned even worse than before
@@user-cr9gd7qt8w him, jada, and the rest of his family.
And movie projects put on back burner fkn up his money flow.🤣🤣🤣
@@user-cr9gd7qt8w after the ban. How is jada getting back to the Oscars? Other than possible taking the advice and staring in gi jane 2
(Edot: suppose to be funny)
Shit I remembered back when you still had to print out google maps directions to get places. Too realistic...
Vu Tran Mapquest
MapQuest bro.
Yup peole had to figure it out, as men had for thousands of years. Hell I navigated by the stars lol
Chase Mcdude now that’s keeping it real!
@@vutran3758 Wu tang! Haha
That freeze frame at 1:45. Perfect 😂
Vernon had a full blown nervous breakdown 😂😂😂😂
"Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hov!" 😂😂😂
Rap music is DANGEROUSSS LMFAO 🤣
lmaooo I’ll continue that line for you:
H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z, I guess even back then you could call me, C-E-O of the R-O-C HOV!
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire I be the, Music biz number one supplier, flyer than a piece of paper bearing my name, I got the hottest chick in the game, wearing my chain that’s right (HOV!)
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“Granny don’t!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I love Brenda! It’s so impressive! 😂 😂 😂 It’s all hilarious but that one kills me the most. She’s talented. Impressive acting.
“Granny don’t!” 😂😂😂
People laugh....but this really happens on a daily basis.
@@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 someone is slow.....
Keeping it real going wrong happens everyday
@@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 basically move it along dont be a hero
th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea
No shit that’s why we laugh
@Micho Rizo For real but as Dave said before every segment "When you are keeping it real, pick your spots" and thats why its very important to assess the situation, you cant ALWAYS walk away, otherwise you are a bitch.
"Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which, in his heart-of-hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom..."
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That statement combined with the expression on his face they froze on AND the deadpan narrator just make this whole bit hystarical.
Man this is a sad fact of black culture that keeps people down. How are you supposed to climb in your career if you DON’T infiltrate the existing old-white-dude power structure??
@@seededsoul Shouldn't this question be simultaneously cast toward that "power-structure"? How will they will carry on without the talents of those they forsake through their own unwillingness to appease and appeal to broader demographics? Is it not blind pride that leads either side away from capitulation? Yet you would outright say that one is more blind than the other? For either side to compromise, it would be in their interest, for the gain of one is the gain of the other, and the loss of one, the loss of the other (employer/employee). Which side loses more is bound to vary on a case-by-case basis, but I have seen it go both ways.
@@bmerritt2433 Yo, you just kept it real!
like a far side caption
@seededsoul. Nah. He’s a VP. - Not a victim. “Held down”. 🤧 If he doesn’t like his boss, he can transfer to another company where he can “keep it real” or he can start his own company and “keep it real” w/ his customers every day. 🤣
This was a hilarious but Dave was also teaching some life lessons to the audience
“Granny, don’t!” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
There are really people out there like Chris who start fights just so they can practice their techniques on you.
Yeah, and his name is called Mike Perry. Lol!
My brother was one of those people. He was murdered in prison by his cellmate. Another example.
@@WorldWarThree When keeping it real goes wrong part four?
I had a friend like that.
we pick a bar stool and whoever sit there gets an ass whoopoing.....lol
"What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic northeast"
“Viewer discretion is advised”
The asswhooping🤣
I just heard that 😂😆😂😆😂😆
🤚👋💥 "Ahhh"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brenda Johnson was my favorite sketch!
"The three women were all serving consecutive life sentences. It turned out, they kept it realer." Lol Classic skits!
"...ending the cycle of violence and drug addiction that had plagued his family for generations..." Something about that line and the narrator's true crime podcast voice combine the comic setup with a palpable sense of dread that still hits the same after all these years.
Agreed! That voice over actor has the perfect voice for things like this.
Very well articulated👍
Man Chapelle skits is just timeless. Had to tell my daughter about keeping it too real
bro went from jay z to pac to dmx to wu tang 😂
“Get some rubbas”
“Ya”
“The big ones” 😂😂
Fuckin Right
That Old Dude Was Too Funny
"I'on't like people playin' on mah phone!"
😂 Omg me and my high school friends used to wear this line out.
Us too lolllll
Lol for real me too
That girl bigger than keke...😱😱🤣🤣🤣
I still say this shit 😂
Me too lolollll
Hahahaha “Get the big ones…d**n right” I almost threw up in my mouth for him
Imagine if we’d gotten a few more seasons of this show….
Thinking of these skits, has literally kept me out of jail.
Thats keeping it real!!!!
It just takes a comedy show? You'll be in soon.
@@c-rlt730 jesus
@@larrybart7633 , Mary & Joseph would say the same thing 😂
"Take that you clap having Jezebel!"
I forgot how funny that last sketch was.
"Won't be f*cking Jamal in this car."
She said that exactly when I read your comment, lol
Old head said get some
Rubbers😂😂😂
"' JITBAG '" 🇺🇲
PHILADELPHIA USA ☦️🇺🇲🪖💘
For true man!!! Sometime let it go. Thank Dave!!!!😂
I wish he had made more of these segments on the show. They’re iconic.
Dave Chappell did an amazing job at giving us grade A material and leaving unexpectedly for us to wonder about the future.
they were too "real".
"Should I juggle some watermelons???" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That actually would’ve been impressive no lie
When he started barking I fucking died 🤣🤣
Dead
Dave, these skits are life changing. I know when I say "No F That" keeping it real is going or about to go wrong.
Dave is not only a genius, he was able to predict the future as well 01:59
"GRANNY DON'T....!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂
"All his talk about keeping it real got on my last nerves,I savored that ass whupping" 😂😂
Right? 🤣 "Keeping it real" is not a substitute for an actual personality.
@@jmal there's nothing wrong with keeping it real from time to time just don't make it a actual personality
@@tychauntenelle919 💯
"Clap having jezibel." 🤣 🤣 🤣
I can't stop laughing at the "Allow me to re-introduce myself"
"I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE 📞!!!!" -Brenda J.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m fittin to ride on this bitch” 😂😂😂
F dat, i don't like ppl playing on my phone!
Stop f'in my man!
Brenda kept it so real by the end of the sketch she changed her last name
That actress was underrated 😂
I sign off to most of my emails "Wu Tang!" No one's gotten the joke yet.
Chapelle with that underlying message. Love it
The “WU-TANG!” still gets me to this day! Lmao
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
👐🏽
Life: why do you keep sabotaging your life.
Me: I keeps it real like dat
dam
those are the two oposites of the coin,when you keep it real or when you just dont care
I just got FIRED for “KEEPING IT REAL...HAHHAAHA OMG......🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@ashleysmeltzer893 bro l punched my sub manager in face twice like right in the fucking face , thats how l keeps it real
hard mode yaaaaaassssss! Omg I would love to do that !lol
"Arf arf arf, WU-TANG!" kills me every time.
I died at "Wu-Tang" 🤣🤣🤣💀
"I dont like people playin' on my phone!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Nick Cannon was “keeping it Real”
On his podcast
And look what happened to him lol 😂
Otto By Ograffey
Better !!
Keep it real!
No not like that
😂😂😂😂
• CryptoSinz •
He did it to himself
Look what happened to him.
Absolutely nothing.
I love the way he drinks that coffee makes me happy
This is comedy gold. Certified classic for generations to come .
Back when you had to printout directions that you found on the internet, lol
Mapquest 😂😂
Yasssss 😂
@@dts_8247 I was just about to say that😂😂😂
Then imagine tradesmen who always had a full country map in their cars, the big-asses Michelin books.
Preach!!! This kids don’t know the struggles
The part when he barks had me in pieces 😂😂
WU TANG!!!
5:51 is that Rev X!?
Granny Don’t!!!!💀💀😂😂🤣🤣
I love Key and Peele - but Dave Chappelle is just on a different stratosphere - the man is a national treasure!
"I'm Dave and I keep it real." For real, walking away from $50 Million on principle is like the definition of keeping it real.
Say WHAT NOW?????
@@tyjohnston5889 he didn't go for the 3rd season of the show because he thought people were laughing at black peeps and not with em. They offered 50 mil for the 3rd season.
Nah they made him cone back. Replaced him with some tall buff dude, now he's back.
@@love55ickbeat5 Thank you for clarification on that and taking the time to reply! Well in one hand I'm glad he stood up for what he believed in. On the other I just seen him growing up as a hell of a comedian that was ahead of his time. Never seen it from his view but then again he lived it and would know more than me lol. That's why he's a millionaire and I am not. Very smart man.
He was on oprah talking about the director wanted him to wear a dress.
Dave didn't walk away from the 50mill he walked away from the misconception of begin selling his man good.
“He’s back there getting stomped….” DC still keeping it real in 2022
Just realized that "Frank Murphy" started here! Wow bill burr and Dave Chappelle really are comedic geniuses lol
9:50 Jamal's laugh got me rollin'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why but her boyfriend Jamal is the funniest part lol!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounded like jay z
That’s Greer Barnes his comedy used to have me rolling
Stevie Jay from love & hiphop
The Narrator is da bomb... He has mastery of voice! He makes watching the video come to LIFE with his euphonious voice; tonal manipulation!!!
It's chapelle narrating
@@save_theworld It's isn't Chapelle.
They kept it realer.