"Will Smith had a simple choice to make, ignore what Chris said laugh & move on. Or keep it real & make a fool of himself on national tv. His choice would create memes to come for the rest of the year."
@@smoothjazznights4528It means that the truth needs to be left unspoken some of the time or there is more conflict. Tact and discretion are very important for keeping the peace.
@@smoothjazznights4528 Remember the days of Best gore Execution videos just randomly floating on the internet? Yeah, t's best not to view reality from an un-tinted lens
Deep down, these sketches are cautionary tales about us choosing our battles carefully and knowing when to walk away. That’s what I love about comedy, it can reveal hidden truths in humorous ways.
@@h.j7469 It's basically when someone defends their pride in a situation where the repercussions are greater than the damage to their pride but they defend their pride anyway and regret it later. The lesson being about knowing when to fight a battle and when to let it go.
"Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which, in his heart-of-hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom..." . That statement combined with the expression on his face they froze on AND the deadpan narrator just make this whole bit hystarical.
Man this is a sad fact of black culture that keeps people down. How are you supposed to climb in your career if you DON’T infiltrate the existing old-white-dude power structure??
@@seededsoul Shouldn't this question be simultaneously cast toward that "power-structure"? How will they will carry on without the talents of those they forsake through their own unwillingness to appease and appeal to broader demographics? Is it not blind pride that leads either side away from capitulation? Yet you would outright say that one is more blind than the other? For either side to compromise, it would be in their interest, for the gain of one is the gain of the other, and the loss of one, the loss of the other (employer/employee). Which side loses more is bound to vary on a case-by-case basis, but I have seen it go both ways.
@seededsoul. Nah. He’s a VP. - Not a victim. “Held down”. 🤧 If he doesn’t like his boss, he can transfer to another company where he can “keep it real” or he can start his own company and “keep it real” w/ his customers every day. 🤣
Yes...when he did the skit with Wayne Brady I laughed so hard...then all the Charlie Murphy skits and of course Rick James. The Law and Order skit ( I plead the FIFth) all comedy gold.
"...ending the cycle of violence and drug addiction that had plagued his family for generations..." Something about that line and the narrator's true crime podcast voice combine the comic setup with a palpable sense of dread that still hits the same after all these years.
lmaooo I’ll continue that line for you: H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z, I guess even back then you could call me, C-E-O of the R-O-C HOV! Fresh out the frying pan into the fire I be the, Music biz number one supplier, flyer than a piece of paper bearing my name, I got the hottest chick in the game, wearing my chain that’s right (HOV!)
Notice the sketch where the lady said she ain like nobody playing on her phone-played the attorney on “Power” and Tommy said “I don’t like nobody playin on my phone”-was a clever lil nod to her sketch on Chappelle show
@@StyledByBri-i9o after the ban. How is jada getting back to the Oscars? Other than possible taking the advice and staring in gi jane 2 (Edot: suppose to be funny)
@Micho Rizo For real but as Dave said before every segment "When you are keeping it real, pick your spots" and thats why its very important to assess the situation, you cant ALWAYS walk away, otherwise you are a bitch.
@@tyjohnston5889 he didn't go for the 3rd season of the show because he thought people were laughing at black peeps and not with em. They offered 50 mil for the 3rd season.
@@love55ickbeat5 Thank you for clarification on that and taking the time to reply! Well in one hand I'm glad he stood up for what he believed in. On the other I just seen him growing up as a hell of a comedian that was ahead of his time. Never seen it from his view but then again he lived it and would know more than me lol. That's why he's a millionaire and I am not. Very smart man.
He was on oprah talking about the director wanted him to wear a dress. Dave didn't walk away from the 50mill he walked away from the misconception of begin selling his man good.
The problem with the second part of this is that sometimes when this happens in real life somebody ends up getting hurt or worse.. when I was growing up we were actually taught when it is appropriate to stand your ground and when it's appropriate to just pick your battles and walk off. Apparently in our current generation that lesson has been lost or ignored
He's smart and he's used psychedelics. They don't call them 'mind expanding' for nothing. Helps a person to see a little further down the road than most.
Only seen this clip a few times but it sticks in my head forever. Whenever I feel like keeping it real, I remember this clip. Most of time when I keep my emotions in check or let things slide, everything tends to work itself out.
Gawd, this has to be one of the best sketches I've seen in a long time. Especially with the part of the guy moving back with his grandma. Tears of laughter. 'Get the big ones'. How something so old can still be so great. The Chappelle's Show was ahead of its time.
Them both pissing on the guy after the "most spectacular ass whooping ever witnessed in the atlantic northeast" freaking always makes me laugh...no matter how many times I see it. This show was legendary in so many different ways! ✌️
The second one is the worst by far. Every level of cosmic humiliation a man could endure…biblical. At least the first dude kept his dignity and the last chick went down swinging.
@@ivelissediaz9583Right? He was canceled so hard he became one of the last of a dying breed: a gas station attendant when the rest of the country has adopted self-service gas stations.
"Will Smith had a simple choice to make, ignore what Chris said laugh & move on. Or keep it real & make a fool of himself on national tv. His choice would create memes to come for the rest of the year."
😂😂😂
Not so fresh prince
The comment I was looking for lol
That is the exact same thing I thought of.
"GENIE, DON'T!!!"🧞♂️
“Granny Don’t!” Lives in my head rent free 😂😂😂
And “get the big ones”
😆🤣😆🤣
❤HAHAHA
“Yeah, and get some rubbers!”
@@thesilversurfer1071 😆
The “turns out they kept it realer” line had me rolling
Real talk
@@suggsverse you related to Terrell? Aka T-Sizzle?
It was genius because in life there's always someone who is ten times what you think you are
@@adamantbelief77 exactly, you can keep it real but there are people out there who keep it realer
You clap having Jezebel!
I'm not kidding, this sketch has definitely helped me make better decisions through the years. lol
ay glad to hear
Chapelle, Murphy Brothers, Patrice, Carlin are some of the sacred threads that keep us all together.
Facts😂😂😂
same like not even a little i think i would be in prison if it was not for this
Further evidence that Dave is as much of a philosopher as he is a comedian
The DMX barks and WU-TANG!!!!!!!! Took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP DMX
RIP DMX
Man that part always kills me
LONG LIVE DMX 🐐🕊️
And allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Hov... Jay-Z lol
When he yelled Granny don't, I almost died.
😭😂😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
Specially the second time, LOL
The look on his face also lolll
I fell all the way out on that part too.
Reminds me when I accidentally walked in on my teenage 🤣🤣🤫
I’ve quoted that since I was a kid and this came out till this day
“ A tenth degree black belt who gets into confrontations to use his martial arts” is someone everyone should keep in mind. Lol
we dont but its hilarious haha we just chill.. really...
“Granny don’t !!” 😭
Can you imagine if your grandmother actually said all that to you? I also would not want to see my grandma getting her groove on.
Can you just imagine your grandma seeing you sitting on the toilet and playing with yourself. Now that’s embarrassing 😂😂😂
He actually did keep it real when he walked away from comedy central.
Facts
This deserves 1,000,000 likes
He really about that life
Then they killed him n cloned him... And I would assume the whole family. Now he makes jokes about illuminati Xmas parties ...
You right tho.. & ppl tried to act like he had a mental breakdown or some ish. No.. he just put his foot down..
“Reality is hidden for a reason”
Beautiful quote.
I don’t understand what that means lol I’m so lost
It's lawless , reality.
@@smoothjazznights4528 it means that you live in a bubble away from the realness of reality
@@smoothjazznights4528It means that the truth needs to be left unspoken some of the time or there is more conflict. Tact and discretion are very important for keeping the peace.
@@smoothjazznights4528 Remember the days of Best gore Execution videos just randomly floating on the internet? Yeah, t's best not to view reality from an un-tinted lens
"you think this is a game?! *bark bark bark!* wu tang!" lmao
when i get super pissed off, and yell at someone, sometimes i bark at the end and it just makes me laugh
Allow me to re-introduce myselve, my name is HOV!
That is classic
@@Scorch428 daddy
@@stevenlucas6029 i used to move snow by the oz
"U wan a little soft shoe? Should i juggle some watermelons for ya boss"
😂😂😂😂
I still use this line in 2023
I hope it got you a deserved promotion
@@Taporeeehe’s now the owner of the company.
Same here I even do the dance😅
Prolly act like a nicker still tho
No matter how real you keeps it,
eventually you will meet someone who keeps it realer.
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Don’t forget crazier and dumber.
It’s a stupid game with a lot of stupid prizes.
Word
Ali Khan well said lmao
IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong not always
FACTS!🤣🤣🤣
„WU TANG“ is indeed a fantastic way to end any statement...
And the bark beforehand😂
🙌🏾
Yes bruh. That's true. WU TANG!
🤣🤣👐🏽
I wake up my students that way if they fall asleep. 😭
that brenda johnson one be having me in TEARS. whoever played her is a good actress, so many quotables.
The lady from power book
Yeah, when she was on the first Power series, I showed my wife & she said yep, that's her.
She just lost weight.
@@janell9509 yes!!!!!I knew it!Thats wild!
What about the grandma one that was brutal
“I dontl like people playing on my phone!”
Deep down, these sketches are cautionary tales about us choosing our battles carefully and knowing when to walk away.
That’s what I love about comedy, it can reveal hidden truths in humorous ways.
❤👍🏽
“Us”? You mean, black people?
@@wesmantooth5908 It’s for every individual regardless of race.
yeah I agree with you 💯
@@wesmantooth5908 lol really?
'Reality is hidden for a reason' David Chappelle is a man for all seasons
If you only understood how GENIUS what you just said ACTUALLY IS..
th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea
Illuminati confirmed
@@User_forbidden Care to enlighten me?
@@Icemario87 no.
The nostalgia I felt when Brenda printed them mapquest directions. 😂😂😂
i still do lol
@killenkillen That's what the U.S. Gov't is going to say when they go cashless. "We are saving the Earth."
Dave chappelle leaving the show is the example of “when keeping it real goes right”
“I’m fix’n ta ride on dis bytch”
@@moexjohnson6009 🤣
Actress was perfect
“Get some rubbers...yeah, get the BIG ones” 😂😂😂
Fucking right
Pol Pot lmao
I
I was dying when I saw that
Me and my best friend always say "The BIG ones" when we order or buy beers. "Which beer you getting?" "A winter lager...THE BIG ONE!"
This has stood the test of time. A true mark of a genius.
“It turned out, they kept it realer.” 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Dave Chappelle was secretly giving everyone a PSA in the form of hilarious sketch comedy.
Can i ask what does keeping it real mean and what is the point of this sketch?
@@h.j7469 To pick and choose your battles. It’s not always worth fighting.
@@BlackyChan2.0 ok thank you, i am not American so had to ask
As all the greats do.
@@h.j7469 It's basically when someone defends their pride in a situation where the repercussions are greater than the damage to their pride but they defend their pride anyway and regret it later. The lesson being about knowing when to fight a battle and when to let it go.
And this is how Vernon became Tyrone Biggums.
I kinda wish that he ended the skit liked that.
🤯🤣🤣🤣
🙄🙄🙄
You're probably on to something. It could be the birth of Tyrone Biggums.
They do look alike
“I star 69ed you”
Man it’s been a long time since I have heard someone say that. 😂
gen z will never understand 😂
*68 made your number private i think if you dialed before number
She also printed out the directions, classic!
@RDEnduro no it was *67
@@RDEnduro😂❤
“I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE”
Is one of the funniest lines.
“this ain’t the Vernon I know”
Well allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You ain't never heard that before have you?
@@valjeanlee7060 its called rap music.
IT'S DANGEROUS!
@@valjeanlee7060 who hasn’t!!!??!! High occupancy vehicle mf! Arfghhfff
@@NoName-cz3wn
That was in the Show🤣🤣
@@valjeanlee7060
"Granny don't!....." 🤣🤣😆😆😆😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Well, hurry the hell up and finish 😂😂😂
Classic
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
and that "hot water" bottle hanging on the door!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️❗️💀
Brenda: "Take that you clap-having Jezabel"! Lol.
I wish he had made more of these segments on the show. They’re iconic.
Dave Chappell did an amazing job at giving us grade A material and leaving unexpectedly for us to wonder about the future.
they were too "real".
"It turns out, THEY kept it realer."
"Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which, in his heart-of-hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom..."
.
That statement combined with the expression on his face they froze on AND the deadpan narrator just make this whole bit hystarical.
Man this is a sad fact of black culture that keeps people down. How are you supposed to climb in your career if you DON’T infiltrate the existing old-white-dude power structure??
@@seededsoul Shouldn't this question be simultaneously cast toward that "power-structure"? How will they will carry on without the talents of those they forsake through their own unwillingness to appease and appeal to broader demographics? Is it not blind pride that leads either side away from capitulation? Yet you would outright say that one is more blind than the other? For either side to compromise, it would be in their interest, for the gain of one is the gain of the other, and the loss of one, the loss of the other (employer/employee). Which side loses more is bound to vary on a case-by-case basis, but I have seen it go both ways.
@@bmerritt2433 Yo, you just kept it real!
like a far side caption
@seededsoul. Nah. He’s a VP. - Not a victim. “Held down”. 🤧 If he doesn’t like his boss, he can transfer to another company where he can “keep it real” or he can start his own company and “keep it real” w/ his customers every day. 🤣
Brenda pushed her real-o-meter into the RED! 😂😂😂
"The three women were all serving consecutive life sentences. It turned out, they kept it realer." Lol Classic skits!
There are really people out there like Chris who start fights just so they can practice their techniques on you.
Yeah, and his name is called Mike Perry. Lol!
My brother was one of those people. He was murdered in prison by his cellmate. Another example.
@@WorldWarThree When keeping it real goes wrong part four?
I had a friend like that.
we pick a bar stool and whoever sit there gets an ass whoopoing.....lol
"What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic northeast"
“Viewer discretion is advised”
The asswhooping🤣
I just heard that 😂😆😂😆😂😆
🤚👋💥 "Ahhh"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There will never be another show that's as funny and great as the Chappelle show. Every sketch was pure gold man lol I loved watching it growing up!
I bet, we brits had a show called Harry Enfield and chums, never missed it.
the prince bit and clayton bigsby were platinum
Martin is funnier but that was a sitcom of course
Yes...when he did the skit with Wayne Brady I laughed so hard...then all the Charlie Murphy skits and of course Rick James. The Law and Order skit ( I plead the FIFth) all comedy gold.
Key and Peele
So much wisdom. This should be shown to all kids at school...mandatory.
especially the part about going to prison.
Shit I remembered back when you still had to print out google maps directions to get places. Too realistic...
Vu Tran Mapquest
MapQuest bro.
Yup peole had to figure it out, as men had for thousands of years. Hell I navigated by the stars lol
Chase Mcdude now that’s keeping it real!
@@vutran3758 Wu tang! Haha
"...ending the cycle of violence and drug addiction that had plagued his family for generations..." Something about that line and the narrator's true crime podcast voice combine the comic setup with a palpable sense of dread that still hits the same after all these years.
Agreed! That voice over actor has the perfect voice for things like this.
Very well articulated👍
That DMX/Wu-Tang bit had me laughing so hard, my face hurts.
i want that printed on a t-shirt
"Granny don't!" -The most embarrassing thing a man would have to say.
Wrll hurry up and finish yourself off darius lol thats funny thats my name
Granny dont 😢
Next to seeing your own grandma getting some action while you have to settle for Ms. Rosie Palms.
"Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hov!" 😂😂😂
Rap music is DANGEROUSSS LMFAO 🤣
lmaooo I’ll continue that line for you:
H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z, I guess even back then you could call me, C-E-O of the R-O-C HOV!
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire I be the, Music biz number one supplier, flyer than a piece of paper bearing my name, I got the hottest chick in the game, wearing my chain that’s right (HOV!)
.
“Get some rubbas”
“Ya”
“The big ones” 😂😂
Fuckin Right
That Old Dude Was Too Funny
Notice the sketch where the lady said she ain like nobody playing on her phone-played the attorney on “Power” and Tommy said “I don’t like nobody playin on my phone”-was a clever lil nod to her sketch on Chappelle show
Thinking of these skits, has literally kept me out of jail.
Thats keeping it real!!!!
It just takes a comedy show? You'll be in soon.
@@c-rlt730 jesus
@@larrybart7633 , Mary & Joseph would say the same thing 😂
This isn't a skit, it's a PSA.
Wats a psa
When keeping it real goes wrong.
When keeping it real goes wrong lol. That part.
Facts
@@kenyonjhill publics service announcement
"All his talk about keeping it real got on my last nerves,I savored that ass whupping" 😂😂
Right? 🤣 "Keeping it real" is not a substitute for an actual personality.
@@jmal there's nothing wrong with keeping it real from time to time just don't make it a actual personality
@@tychauntenelle919 💯
Chapelle's ability to provide such succinct social commentary in his comedy, whilst at the same time keeping it real is on point.
For real.
Will Smith tried to keep it real at the Oscars......and it went horribly wrong.😂😂😂
He didn't get punched back, arrested or even kicked out.
He's untouchable.
@@CHMichael but he is now being clowned even worse than before
@@StyledByBri-i9o him, jada, and the rest of his family.
And movie projects put on back burner fkn up his money flow.🤣🤣🤣
@@StyledByBri-i9o after the ban. How is jada getting back to the Oscars? Other than possible taking the advice and staring in gi jane 2
(Edot: suppose to be funny)
People laugh....but this really happens on a daily basis.
@@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 someone is slow.....
Keeping it real going wrong happens everyday
@@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 basically move it along dont be a hero
th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea
No shit that’s why we laugh
@Micho Rizo For real but as Dave said before every segment "When you are keeping it real, pick your spots" and thats why its very important to assess the situation, you cant ALWAYS walk away, otherwise you are a bitch.
The “WU-TANG!” still gets me to this day! Lmao
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
👐🏽
I love Brenda! It’s so impressive! 😂 😂 😂 It’s all hilarious but that one kills me the most. She’s talented. Impressive acting.
"GRANNY DON'T....!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂
The part when he barks had me in pieces 😂😂
WU TANG!!!
"I'm Dave and I keep it real." For real, walking away from $50 Million on principle is like the definition of keeping it real.
Say WHAT NOW?????
@@tyjohnston5889 he didn't go for the 3rd season of the show because he thought people were laughing at black peeps and not with em. They offered 50 mil for the 3rd season.
Nah they made him cone back. Replaced him with some tall buff dude, now he's back.
@@love55ickbeat5 Thank you for clarification on that and taking the time to reply! Well in one hand I'm glad he stood up for what he believed in. On the other I just seen him growing up as a hell of a comedian that was ahead of his time. Never seen it from his view but then again he lived it and would know more than me lol. That's why he's a millionaire and I am not. Very smart man.
He was on oprah talking about the director wanted him to wear a dress.
Dave didn't walk away from the 50mill he walked away from the misconception of begin selling his man good.
Dave Chappelle could have did so many more of these skits in his shows. It was awesome all 3 of them. Very funny.
"Take that you clap having Jezebel!"
I forgot how funny that last sketch was.
"Won't be f*cking Jamal in this car."
She said that exactly when I read your comment, lol
"I'on't like people playin' on mah phone!"
😂 Omg me and my high school friends used to wear this line out.
Us too lolllll
Lol for real me too
That girl bigger than keke...😱😱🤣🤣🤣
I still say this shit 😂
Me too lolollll
Back when you had to printout directions that you found on the internet, lol
Mapquest 😂😂
Yasssss 😂
@@dts_8247 I was just about to say that😂😂😂
Preach!!! This kids don’t know the struggles
@Joseph Mercel Or the Thomas Guide.
The problem with the second part of this is that sometimes when this happens in real life somebody ends up getting hurt or worse.. when I was growing up we were actually taught when it is appropriate to stand your ground and when it's appropriate to just pick your battles and walk off. Apparently in our current generation that lesson has been lost or ignored
I love Key and Peele - but Dave Chappelle is just on a different stratosphere - the man is a national treasure!
“Granny don’t!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"I dont like people playin' on my phone!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I use this on scammers when they call me
IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER 😂
Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!
One of the most hilarious sketches created by this masterpiece/masterclass of a comedian!
Comedy awesomeness!
I like brenda soooo much so funny classic i don't like people playing on my phone im dying 🤣🤣🤣😊🇬🇧🙏🏿
@Ahmad Halis i don't know a brenda at all 🇬🇧
@Ahmad Halis would like to meet one 🤣🤣🇬🇧
@Ahmad Halis wow im sorry about that i just love dave chapelle that's all and see the funny side of it. 🇬🇧 🙏🏿
I dont like people playing on my phone!!
*“My name is Hov”* 🤣
My name is HOV*. He was quoting Jay Z.
nathandeedoubleyouu whoops, had no idea, thanx for the correction
That's my name so I can confirm it's a thing
😂😂 @2:37 "Thug Life". *Barks Like DMX then says, "Wu Tang" 😂
Nicole Raheem on god 😭💀
"I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE 📞!!!!" -Brenda J.
F dat, i don't like ppl playing on my phone!
Stop f'in my man!
Brenda kept it so real by the end of the sketch she changed her last name
That actress was underrated 😂
That was the funniest line of the whole compilation lmaooooooo
TAKE THAT YOU CLAP HAVING JEZEBEL
GRANNY DON'T! Still cracks me up to this day
"Should I juggle some watermelons???" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That actually would’ve been impressive no lie
When he started barking I fucking died 🤣🤣
Dead
Will smith at the Oscars was a prime example of when keeping it real goes wrong…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FACTS you ain't lying about that
to the top comments with you, sir xD +1
I'm a fan of Will Smith but you are 100 percent correct lol
Kept it real... And it cost him dearly
@@deandrenicholas2545what exactly happened to him though that was so horrible?
This show last aired 14 years ago and Comedy Central is still posting clips of it
That’s when you know you made it
Amazing isn't it? I can't tell you how many times I've seen skits from the show and still enjoy them. They never get old.
@@davidtsmith33 cause he 1 of the goats
No, he *IS* the 🐐.
Also CC is trying to cash in on all of Chappelle's resurgence in the last 3 years since his Netflix deals since he walked away from THEM
@From a Bicycle seat CC cares because they're trying to keep it real
Vernon had a full blown nervous breakdown 😂😂😂😂
That grandma ordering him to go buy some rubbers!! 🤣 Then the old dude said, “Fkn right” I was DONE!!! 🤣🤣😭😂😂🤣
I can listen to this narrator voice all day....
How does Dave get everything so correct
He’s a genious
He's smart and he's used psychedelics. They don't call them 'mind expanding' for nothing. Helps a person to see a little further down the road than most.
Narrators can really make or break a show.
I've witnessed one replaced for another because their voice didn't really fit!!
@@qwammienewsome1357 prime example... Peter Thomas from Forensic Files. That man was a legendary narrator
@@jakerattle95 Y'een never lied!!!
Nick Cannon was “keeping it Real”
On his podcast
And look what happened to him lol 😂
Otto By Ograffey
Better !!
Keep it real!
No not like that
😂😂😂😂
• CryptoSinz •
He did it to himself
Look what happened to him.
Absolutely nothing.
“Granny don’t!!!!”
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
9:50 Jamal's laugh got me rollin'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why but her boyfriend Jamal is the funniest part lol!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounded like jay z
That’s Greer Barnes his comedy used to have me rolling
Stevie Jay from love & hiphop
“It was the WRONG number!!”
“I don’t like being played on my phone!” lol so funny...I love these so much
"I don't like people playing on my phone."
th-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/w-d-xo.html yea
Those women in jail kept it realer!!!!
Clap havin Jezebel
Dumba** " I don't like ppl playing on my phone dude
This was the funniest stuff ever on TV. How sad it’s not on anymore.
It is though...
He even had a whole segment about him not getting paid for it.
@@william9922 That's messed up. 😕
you're watching it here aint ya?
Its alllll tv babyyyy
@@william9922 he turned down 50 mil and moved to Africa
Give me some skin !!! lol 😂 the face Dave made was priceless..😂😂
Only seen this clip a few times but it sticks in my head forever. Whenever I feel like keeping it real, I remember this clip. Most of time when I keep my emotions in check or let things slide, everything tends to work itself out.
The Narrator is da bomb... He has mastery of voice! He makes watching the video come to LIFE with his euphonious voice; tonal manipulation!!!
It's chapelle narrating
@@save_theworld It's isn't Chapelle.
They kept it realer.
Life: why do you keep sabotaging your life.
Me: I keeps it real like dat
dam
those are the two oposites of the coin,when you keep it real or when you just dont care
I just got FIRED for “KEEPING IT REAL...HAHHAAHA OMG......🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@ashleysmeltzer283 bro l punched my sub manager in face twice like right in the fucking face , thats how l keeps it real
hard mode yaaaaaassssss! Omg I would love to do that !lol
"stinks of gasoline even when he's not at the station" 😂😂😂
“ Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV!” 😂😂😂
H to the 0 V
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
He gave props to Jay-Z, Wu-Tang, Tupac & DMX in under 60 seconds 😂🥰
LOL
Nah he spoke some truth after it, he said BLACK MUSIC IS DANGEROUS...
i wish there was a miliion sketches of Keeping it Real...
Same here!
Man Chapelle skits is just timeless. Had to tell my daughter about keeping it too real
That dude that rushed Dave on stage last night saw how real Dave keeps it.
He really thought that he was just gonna be restrained!!! Nah they kept it real and got that legendary beat down
He was keeping it real
"Get sum rubbers... Da BIG ONES" 😢😂😂😂
Fucking right!
Brenda was my favorite part 😂🤣
I love it that these professional narrators actually played along with his skits! The serious voices that everyone knows being silly is EPIC!
Gawd, this has to be one of the best sketches I've seen in a long time. Especially with the part of the guy moving back with his grandma. Tears of laughter. 'Get the big ones'. How something so old can still be so great. The Chappelle's Show was ahead of its time.
Wasn't "ahead" of its time. Very much OF its time. There was a lot of great comedy at the time - Reno 911, Key & Peele, Mad TV...
Them both pissing on the guy after the "most spectacular ass whooping ever witnessed in the atlantic northeast" freaking always makes me laugh...no matter how many times I see it. This show was legendary in so many different ways! ✌️
Viewer Discretion is Advised!!!!!
"Granny don't!"
I feel like "keeping it real" has gone very wrong in 2020
Yeah for humanity.
When keepin it liberal go wrong!!!2020
Goddamm right about that
@@jessecatlow7451 lol. You hit it on the nail. When keepin it liberal goes wrong.
@@jessecatlow7451 lol wut?
The second one is the worst by far. Every level of cosmic humiliation a man could endure…biblical. At least the first dude kept his dignity and the last chick went down swinging.
Oh i dont think the first guy kept his dignity.
@@ivelissediaz9583Right? He was canceled so hard he became one of the last of a dying breed: a gas station attendant when the rest of the country has adopted self-service gas stations.
@@jmal This was made when gas station attendants were still a thing in the 20th century.
@@gozinta82 They still are in New Jersey. Then again, I haven't been there since 2019, so I dunno.
"Pushed her Real-o-Meter into the Red" 😂😂
"THE THREE WOMEN WERE ALL SERVING CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES. IT TURNED OUT, THEY KEPT IT REALER"
I died at that part 😂
The karate chops on the shoulders followed by "Ahhhh" gets me every time.
Everyone I’ve had the misfortune of working with who believed in “keeping it real” is now unemployed. 🤷🏻♂️😂
LOL, HA HA HA 😂