My favorite pronoun joke is James Acaster talking about how men always hastily add "or she" when they're talking about a generic person and women don't do that because women know the word "they"
@@breauseph I love James but he doesn't really do trans jokes. Both that and his "not Ricky Gervais" bit are about clowning on cishet men than themselves being about us trans folk. I bet he could actually write/perform one but probably wouldn't because he knows that's not really his place and wouldn't want to speak over or on behalf an experience he fully lacks.
@@breauseph "Because you know who's been long overdue a challenge? The trans community! Oh they've had it too good for too long if you ask me!" Great now I want to rewatch all of Repertoire again.
Jarvis do NOT apologise for being so passionate about womens basketball. Not only is it great to hear you talk about something you clearly care a lot about, but its so refreshing to see a guy so hyped about womens sports since often it feels like most people only care when it comes to what theyre wearing or what they look like or if they are trans.
@@brookejon3695 same. I'm not a sports person and the only time I hear about women's sports is either men saying "lol women's sports are shit, no one cares" or "TRANS RUINING WOMEN'S SPORTS" 🙃
was gonna comment exactly that !!!!!!!! hearing someone talk about something they care about + theyre talking about something i dont know much about + theyre talking about something that clearly deserves to be talked about (and talked about more) ???? banger !! id watch a 90 minute-long video about just Jarvis introducing his aydience to WNBA / college WNBA
I truly cannot express enough how important it is that there are three cis men sitting around publicly talking positively about trans rights and trans athletes etc. Thank you for using your platform(s) to promote equity and normalize normal ass people !!!!
I came down to the comments to say the same thing. It really warms this trans person’s heart to see vocal cis allies go out of their way to educate people.
There was an episode not long ago where Jarvis was talking about getting surgery for gynecomastia when he was younger, and he pretty casually referred to it as "gender affirming care." That was honestly so unexpected and refreshing to hear. I would estimate that a single digit percentage of all cis people currently understand & acknowledge the reality that any action taken in furtherance of making you feel more aligned with your gender identity is gender affirming care. If you wear makeup because you prefer how much more stereotypically feminine you look with it on, you're affirming your own gender. If you prefer to grow out your facial hair because it makes you feel more stereotypically masculine, you're affirming your own gender. Boob jobs are GAC. Hair plugs are GAC. Butt lifts are GAC. Calf implants are GAC. Botox is GAC. Using performance enhancing drugs, making "likes bacon" a primary personality trait, buzzing your head with a 2 guard every 3 weeks like clockwork, and filling your wardrobe with Carhartt shirts & work boots with extra-chunky soles, even though you work a 9-5 job in IT... all are choices that a lot of guys make for the specific purpose of affirming their own masculinity. Waxing off all of your body hair, wearing a push up bra, setting up standing manicure appointments, wearing wigs, weaves, or extensions... all are choices that a lot of women make for the specific purpose of affirming their own femininity. AND THAT'S FINE! But people have got to stop melting down at the idea of trans people doing the same thing for their respective gender identities. Just let people show up in the world however they want to; the only way you can be harmed by that is if you hurt yourself in your own confusion.
There's a version of the Sad Boyz intro in my brain where you two go: "Welcome to Sad Boyz. I'm Sad..." "...and I'm Boyz." Waiting patiently for the day this dream becomes a reality.
@@MarycCanary yeah that's not actually a thing that happens, because it's so incredibly awkward and annoying anyone who tries it gives up. Every language on Earth is based around people having pronouns.
@@modelmajorpita actually it does happen, cissplainer. not only do i know people who don’t use pronouns, but famously, SOPHIE did not use pronouns. language, as gender, is a social construct and it is completely feasible to not use pronouns when referring to a person lmao.
@@MarycCanary Not cis, which is why I know people who have tried not using pronouns and given up because it doesn't fucking work. Language is a social construct but we live in a society, and it is unbelievably annoying to not use pronouns 100% of the time when talking about someone.
It has been said before but I do love when the boyz talk about trans people with such empathy and consideration. It should be the standard but right now it isn't and it makes me smile
Same. I’ve been watching Sad Boyz since before I transitioned, it was so nice to have a piece of media hosted by cis men that have such genuine compassion for trans people. Been on T for two years this July :)
@@rizzbusiness Congrats dude!!! Its so comforting to know that the people you watch and enjoy respect you as a person, and it sucks that it has to be a standard at all, but it's just very reassuring to know. Too many people lack basic empathy
Jordan makes such a good point, the bottom line of the trans sports “issue” is genuinely just focus on yourself 💀 like mind your business. Either it’s a skill issue or a chill issue 🫡
Lady ballers is the best argument against “what if someone who’s not trans wants to compete as a woman” because it was supposed to be a documentary then they found out they had to actually transition medically to compete as a woman and despite significantly more financial incentives than you’d get from doing well in the sport no one was willing to do it. So they had to make it a fictional movie
1:31:04 just want to point out that elizabethan victorian hooker outfit is a contradiction in itself 😭 the elizabethan and victorian eras are named after the queens of those times like there’s a reason it’s different. this is of course BEFORE HE DESCRIBES AN 18TH CENTURY ROCOCO ERA FRENCH ARISTOCRATIC LOOK. sorry i’m a fashion nerd and that just made my head throb
Today was my schools day of silence in support of queer folk, and I had to explain to a kid what it was and eventually that conversation turned to why slurs with bad. He legitimately didn’t think slurs were bad and said he was just “tolerant” of them, humanity never ceases to amaze me.
I've been out of school for quite a few years now but I remember that being a very common attitude. In fact it felt like most people fell into the "slurs are sick, funny uh oh word" camp or the "tolerant" camp (whatever that even means, really it's indifference to the potential harm they cause others). We never would've been allowed to have a day of silence in solidarity with queer people, for example (my country's education system is extremely conservative, there's no Sex Ed of any kind and any mention of queer identities would immediately be called "inappropriate sexual content"). So in that sense I am encouraged by the fact that enough kids felt confident in having a silent protest. The fact that we're still having those conversations about "tolerating" slurs is disheartening though.
Its this weird mentality alot of particularly young boys have. I remember in 8th grade my boyfriend said he was friends with a neo nazi because "why should he hate him for a different opinion" i dont even know how youre a neonazi in middleschool but i thought that was crazy
@@RealElongatedMuskrat I’ve always really appreciated the day of silence, but it’s so upsetting to hear people mock and criticize it, I’ve always tried to educate people on topics like discrimination and the negative impact of slurs, but people tend rub it off. I think there will always be those people who don’t understand or appreciate days or weeks or months like today because that’s just what this world is, but having these moments is so crucial to creating a better future.
A lot of people have convinced themselves that you are the one that gives words power, and if you don't take it seriously it can't hurt you 🙃 They think they're progressive
@@Unfortunately_Mickey exactly, like I said to him, just because you personally don’t find offense in it, doesn’t mean others will react the same. And I even had to explain that just because you personally haven’t experienced discrimination, doesn’t mean others don’t. It’s so irritating yet saddening that people are so close minded and self centered.
1:20:30 the way this guy is telling this story is making me SO MAD. Richard Byrd was an aviator who went to antarctica on an expedition and then his stove malfunctioned and he got carbon monoxide poisoning. He was going insane hallucinating and he had to be rescued by a bunch of people because he refused to ask for help.
it’s one of those things that does sound kinda ??? at first but when you read more about richard byrd (and the state of expeditions like this to both poles in the early 20th century) you realize that anyone wanting to seriously explore those areas at that time was either a bit crazy or a bit stupid or both. he also totally lied about reaching the north pole by flight lol. but these people dgaf about any kind of historical context
maybe i'm jaded and have seen too much hate, but just hearing 3 cis men speak about trans people so plainly and calmly with such humanity made me emotional. so often we are subjects of debate, symbols in a conversation, stripped of our personhood by both sides of the political spectrum. i just really really love knowing there are decent cis people willing to stand up for me, y'know?
something that really stuck out to me was when they were talking about womens basketball and jordan said “oh no what if there was a dragon, what if something scary happened”. like that’s really what it’s like man, “what if something horrible happened and i didn’t have my blankie”. i’m gonna dismiss some transphobic “talking points” like this more often, thank you sheriff adika.
It was a little weird when Eddy went on a rant about how slurs aren’t actually that bad and how he should get to “say the cool ones like everyone else” but I really enjoyed his new video so I think he deserves a pass this time 👍
Holy crap ... My friend introduced me to you guys a few weeks ago and we watched some of your vids and now y'all are laughing your asses off at my content this is an honor ❤
Note on the WNBA and trans athletes. I’m a student and employee at a Woman focused university in Texas and Greg Abbott signed a bill banning trans athletes from college sports. The swimmer, Rylie Gaines, was here and it was incredibly horrific to see in our campus as we are extremely queer affirming. There was a large protest on campus, and we got a fair bit of press from it. But what is so annoying is 1) we don’t have swim (we have artistic swim but that’s a different sport) 2) there are no trans athletes competing in non co ed sports in Texas (to my knowledge) 3) we were selected because we have a women’s hall of fame and were forced to host a RESIGNING just to look like Abbott is “protecting women”. He’s not. Trans athletes are athletes and should compete with the gender they identify with and are
Hearing such a refreshing take about how transphobia is stupid (unfortunate that it’s even refreshing for me rn) is so nice to see. Thank you guys, I love you.❤️
The far right just tries to distract the media with fake problems such as People Existing (apparently bad) to distract from actual problems. Facist cycle creates scare tactics and blames the left to try to prevent the working class from revolting in unlivable conditions that were caused by capitalism
56:08 ik this is like a weird thing to point out but like I love the way when Jarvis leaves to use the restroom he like shimmies and slides along the floor in his socks I remember when I was younger & we had a wide polished open floor space like that that I would slide along the floors at any chance I got, so idk just seeing Jarvis do that same little glide made me so happy like “oh wow I do that too that’s so cute look at him zoom!!”
i dont really ever comment on podcasts and idk who will see this but i love diana's content. She's one of the best parody accounts in the world. I love her trucker big rig pilled series. She's genuinely one of the funniest accounts for the chronically online
I remember when I was running a summer camp, there were a lot of kids that felt a real immediacy to be seen as “cool” by the leaders there and would often just recite back whatever info they found coolest to us. It was pretty sweet of them, but one kid either was online a little too early or had family into conspiracies, because that’s the info he thought would gain him the most cred with the adults. His recollection of them was SUPER spotty, though, and he didn’t understand like half the words coming out of his own mouth … and it was REMARKABLY similar to this comedian’s conspiracies, lol.
The whole “two primes” thing is a whole mess because I work for a company that advertises prime. It’s confusing to ME when people request signs from us. Also giant pictures of Logan Paul in our office is a nightmare.
I just want to thank whomever meticulously subtitled this whole podcast, I turned them on fully expecting them to be auto-generated and barely comprehensible but was pleasantly surprised to see otherwise. Your hard work doesn’t go unnoticed and is appreciated ❤
When talking on Donghua Jinlong, it’s actually incredible that they’ve gotten so popular. You’d think that TikTok isn’t their target audience, and for sure, most people scrolling won’t think twice about it. But some will, and now that it’s a trend (whatever the trend is) the name is popular and getting around quite well. Everyone will hear about Donghua Jinglong, and they’ll associate the product with the brand. It’s adjacent to what scrub daddy is doing, yeah, scrub daddy is a big meme, but I also see it in my sisters apartment every time I go over. People buy scrub daddy (yeah, yeah, it was on shark tank… but shark tank can only get your business going, it can’t keep it relevant. Scrub daddy did that on its own). People will buy Donghua Jinlong, if they ever need the product, because it’s in their mind! Even as a meme. Good marketing, sincerely, from a business major.
also, this fucking woman just sold me the shit out, on fucking Donghua Jinlong. Doggamn. I’m buying Donghua Jingling the next time I need Glycine. If ever. Maybe now I need it because of her!!
Going after trans women in sports is the ultimate example of bullying, a large group of people going after the two or three athletes just trying to get by playing a sport they love.
I'd say the athlete with the bone structure and muscle mass of a man playing against women is the ultimate bully, but go on and have fun in your delusional world 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Admiral "Byrd",, and obviously if you listen to this horrible podcast I understand why you wouldn't know anything about history, let alone a decorated Admiral.
The glycine ad feels like something id find at 3 am with 5 views and laugh unreasonably hard but no one would know what I’m talking about so I think it’s fun that it’s gained so much attention. Like there was one time I kept getting an ad for the worlds most beautiful dog (it was just a video of a dog staring at the camera wagging its tail with no audio) and the website it linked to was just two buttons that didn’t do anything and that was the funniest shit in the world to me
I think what draws some alt right people to nazi conspiracy theories is that they get to like rewrite history where the nazis were actually too clever and like where playing 4d chess so them getting absolutely dunked on by the soviets was a strategic move and not them being massive losers. It gives them an in to glorify how smart and better nazis were while having the cover of "but who's to say".
I always figured they try to rewrite nazi history so they have less in common with them. ie Rowling denying trans people were hunted and murdered in the holocaust while calling for the same thing today. psychology is fascinating
I clicked on this quickly to put on in the background while doing something else and I low key gasped joyously when I heard Eddy was there ngl. I love when the commentary besties collab, it never gets old
I watched the Jarvis lifestyle video high and I couldn’t stop laughing at the transitions between the photos of Jarvis it really gave off funeral vibes
Thank you guys for articulating so much of what bothers me about the trans sports discussion. As a trans guy, I have people I have just met bring it up and it's like they look right past me and make my personhood into an inane political discussion. I'm just out here trying to get by like everyone else!
That Glycine girlie is Cities by Diana. She's really funny and makes lore based videos about like walkable cities from like a satirical perspective. Tuff stuff
Honestly, I could listen to the three of you all day every day. Loving the direction you guys are going and how you feel about your platforms and the messages you send. I think the humility the three of you show really highlights the value you have for others and for improving peoples lives.
Still gotta finish but No. Just no. 🙅🏾♀️ I’m sick and tired of these people saying the N word and extra comfortable whenever they see me or have a thought of me. Last episode Jarvis said his last barber basically called him that for no reason. He shouldn’t have had to go through that I didn’t let that sh*t fly in my childhood, that was just my part of Chicago, and I wouldn’t let it fly now. Bc people aren’t entitled to everything & if you think you are then you can say it my face, rn, but you wouldn’t. People like that love to say it in private too & I see right through them
I heard that guy say "Elizabethan Victorian", then go on to describe something more vaguely Regency, and nearly choked. Like I don't expect everybody to know what every decade of English historical costume looks like, but at the same time we're talking about three distinct eras across a half century of history. I've seen a reflex to call any vaguely historical dress 'Victorian', especially in North America, and it just strikes me as odd.
just wanted to comment to say i have been a huge fan of Donghua Jinlong's Food-Grade Glycine for a while now, glad to see it getting the respect it deserves
I have a lot of cherished memories of listening to Eddie on some podcast while working. The strange thing is I can't remember the name of the podcast or anything about it.
it's crazy that they are talking about the social media in youth thing cause I graduated now but I was always self conscious about how many followers I had and it was like a crazy measure of popularity that no one talks about
god... back in my day (I am gen z you know in the 2000s) there would be so many jabs and shade thrown towards WBNA, female sports basically, it's so cool seeing the tables turn and the sports women are being taken seriously. fucking LOVE IT.
Its wild how like a few years can change shit. Like for me growing up, social media was a thing, but scrolling though like a feed from an algorithm wasn't. Like for me as a kid, social media was facebook, and you added everyone in your year on facebook and the stuff you saw was people from those people, it wasn't perfect but it was agruably the most social social media has been for me because it was a time where social media was mostly just contacting people i knew in real life
it's always nice to see eddy on the podcast! I really miss him on his old one sometimes and I regret that I never had the chance to send any fun fan mail :) oh well life goes on and it's good to know he's doing well
42:00 Dude, I'm a huge wrestling fan, I legitimately hate the fact logan paul is not only great at wrestling, but understands the more complex matters of it too.
I appreciate the loose nature of the runtime for the podcast. Partially because it's cool to get these longer episodes, but mostly because it adds to the feeling of y'all just hanging out discussing things and it not being some full-fledged, thoroughly regimented production. I hope it always stays this relaxed in terms of Hangin Out™
Yes i am a trans person and you discussed things very important to me and my existence but more importantly to me is telling jordan i love his hair when it’s slightly longer
i go to the university of iowa- so sick to see jarvis listing off the women’s basketball players! so happy women’s bball is getting so much more hype. caitlin clark effect goes crazy 💕 SCs head coach is absolutely one of the most well spoken, kind and talented people ever. she’s SO damn cool. was a great game. i’m so glad there was so much hype around WBB this year.
It was cute when jordan was gonna say "imagine something bad happens" talking about trans athletes then redirects his speech to "imagine something that scares me happens" smooth and wholesome
With trans athletes, my go to is always: if there was a 7ft tall, muscular build cis woman, would you ban her from women's sports? If your answer is no but you would ban trans people, your concern isn't about physical differences between men and women you just hate trans people, if your answer is yes, (firstly, i don't believe you but) you don't need to mention trans -ness at all, just have height and weight categories or something
Those just aren't comparable, one of those is an example of extremely lucky genetics, the other has the opportunity to be not only taken advantage of, but to dismiss women that have worked hard to earn their spots despite the previous social stigmas. There are reasons there are two categories to begin with, one of those being the unfairness posed by the male genetics in a sporting context. Just have a genderless category and whoever wants to compete in that can.
@@KidWithoutACamera But the extremely lucky genetics doesn't dismiss other women's hard work? Why? And you wanna talk about stigma in sports, why are there gendered categories for pistol shooting? Chess? In some sports categories make sense, although I still think weight classes would work way better, but for a fair number of them, the categories exist because men thought it beneath them to compete with women. It's also worth pointing out that this is a purely hypothetical line of thinking anyway. The Olympics allowed trans people to compete as their gender from 2004, and yet the women's competitions haven't been swamped by these men who would apparently take hormones and completely change their body and life just to have a shot at winning a competition that usually gets paid less, when they could just put that money and focus into getting better at their sport. The few trans athletes that have been in the Olympics haven't dominated either. It's a solution without a problem, and it's used a lightning rod to dismiss the acceptance of trans people.
@@JhericFury It does dismiss their work, but to except them from play for something they were physically born with? Yeah I agree this is completely hypothetical, Gendered sports is most definitely a matter of men feeling above women, but there are other reasons which is why I said "one of the reasons". I agree that weight classes is a good option but in sports like football, it's easier for women to get seriously injured while in play and theres too many spots varying in weight to reliably categorize such teams. I do think overall we agree though, as I'm not against Trans-athletes, I'm just against the disgusting regulations and as Jarvis put it "hoops to jump through" that trans-athletes face in sports. I mean to only be eligible for something if you take hormones for long enough is crazy.
being from SC and going to USC, seeing that clip of Dawn Staley made me SO happy and proud for once. Things are so goddamn dire down here and I never see big figures here talking in support, so that was a breath of fresh air.
1:23:48 I've read Admiral Richard Byrd's biography. There is a distinct lack of mention of this in there. Also I'm obsessed with how Sam Tripoli said Byrd's last name like it's the hardest word he's ever said when it's literally just bird with a y.
I always say that Bo Burnham was the first person to say "Your phones are poisoning your minds" and have me believe them. Because boomers have the same conclusion but they landed there by chance out of pure fear of the new and unknown. Bo Burnham knows what it's like to grow up on the internet, he's seen its highs and its lows.
the fact that the captions seem to be handmade and accurate and NOT autogenerated for a 2 hour video with 3 and occasionally 4 (hi jacob) people talking is outstanding.
I love when an english speaking robot can say words in a foreign language but not in english, like the AI passably anglacizing donghua jinlong but completely unable to say glycine. I was at JFK and there kept being announcements in japanese that sounded fine (I could understand the numbers, and the words that are the same in chinese, anyway), but when they repeated it in english, it could not say carousel at all.
i want to say that in my experience not even kids like prime. i used to work at a 5below and consistently it was the only drink that kids would ask for and the parents would be like "but you didn't like it last time?" and usually the kid would say something like "no i promise ill like it this time" or just keep begging for it
i do not remember being here who the hell is that it is NOT me
that’s beddy erback
Thats Freddy Fazback
AI really is out of hand
Hey eddy, and sad boyz if they see this, you guys are my favorite TH-camrs, I really enjoy your content and want to say thank you.
NEDDY NERDBACK
My favorite pronoun joke is James Acaster talking about how men always hastily add "or she" when they're talking about a generic person and women don't do that because women know the word "they"
James Acaster is basically the only cis comedian who writes funny trans jokes
@@breauseph I love James but he doesn't really do trans jokes. Both that and his "not Ricky Gervais" bit are about clowning on cishet men than themselves being about us trans folk. I bet he could actually write/perform one but probably wouldn't because he knows that's not really his place and wouldn't want to speak over or on behalf an experience he fully lacks.
@@TheNerdySimulation (that's the point)
LOVE HIM
@@breauseph "Because you know who's been long overdue a challenge? The trans community! Oh they've had it too good for too long if you ask me!"
Great now I want to rewatch all of Repertoire again.
i love the guy with mustache and glasses podcast
x3
As a guy with glasses and a moustache, I agree
They are all wearing disguises.
twinnem
And we can't forget the button down shirts
Jarvis do NOT apologise for being so passionate about womens basketball. Not only is it great to hear you talk about something you clearly care a lot about, but its so refreshing to see a guy so hyped about womens sports since often it feels like most people only care when it comes to what theyre wearing or what they look like or if they are trans.
THISSSS!!!
Yes I don't care about any sports but I enjoyed hearing about it immensely
I dont follow any sport and as an outside observer, it seems like no one cares about women's sports outside of those two reasons.
@@brookejon3695 same. I'm not a sports person and the only time I hear about women's sports is either men saying "lol women's sports are shit, no one cares" or "TRANS RUINING WOMEN'S SPORTS" 🙃
was gonna comment exactly that !!!!!!!! hearing someone talk about something they care about + theyre talking about something i dont know much about + theyre talking about something that clearly deserves to be talked about (and talked about more) ???? banger !! id watch a 90 minute-long video about just Jarvis introducing his aydience to WNBA / college WNBA
Eddy not being in the title (as of me writing this, it was posted 5 minutes ago), paired with his pinned comment is the ultimate comedy
and they are matching (light colored shirts)
Yeah why is he saying slurs for clout
Someone please dub his brothers face over this episode
saying slurs for content ft. Eddy Burback may not be the best title
he’s not even in the thumbnail 😭😭
Bold choice for Eddy to say every slur in this episode to show he’s the best comedian, I respect it!
bold strategy, cotton! let’s see if it pays off
Ayo is that your girlfriend?? Baddie
@@1WEareBUFO1that’s Jerma
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625one of my favorite interactions ever actually
mustache gang is back together
Mustache and glasses for all of them they look under cover
@@sophiaiskeepinittogetherexactly😂 like the glasses came with the mustaches attached when they got them
groucho marx meet up 🥸
I truly cannot express enough how important it is that there are three cis men sitting around publicly talking positively about trans rights and trans athletes etc. Thank you for using your platform(s) to promote equity and normalize normal ass people !!!!
THIS THIS THIS!
I came down to the comments to say the same thing. It really warms this trans person’s heart to see vocal cis allies go out of their way to educate people.
and for it to feel genuine
There was an episode not long ago where Jarvis was talking about getting surgery for gynecomastia when he was younger, and he pretty casually referred to it as "gender affirming care." That was honestly so unexpected and refreshing to hear. I would estimate that a single digit percentage of all cis people currently understand & acknowledge the reality that any action taken in furtherance of making you feel more aligned with your gender identity is gender affirming care.
If you wear makeup because you prefer how much more stereotypically feminine you look with it on, you're affirming your own gender. If you prefer to grow out your facial hair because it makes you feel more stereotypically masculine, you're affirming your own gender. Boob jobs are GAC. Hair plugs are GAC. Butt lifts are GAC. Calf implants are GAC. Botox is GAC.
Using performance enhancing drugs, making "likes bacon" a primary personality trait, buzzing your head with a 2 guard every 3 weeks like clockwork, and filling your wardrobe with Carhartt shirts & work boots with extra-chunky soles, even though you work a 9-5 job in IT... all are choices that a lot of guys make for the specific purpose of affirming their own masculinity. Waxing off all of your body hair, wearing a push up bra, setting up standing manicure appointments, wearing wigs, weaves, or extensions... all are choices that a lot of women make for the specific purpose of affirming their own femininity. AND THAT'S FINE! But people have got to stop melting down at the idea of trans people doing the same thing for their respective gender identities. Just let people show up in the world however they want to; the only way you can be harmed by that is if you hurt yourself in your own confusion.
Jesus fucking christ... what if we all got a personality instead of cutting off our tits?
he does not remember being here call him Forgeddy Burback
you think you're funny or something?
cuz you're right
At the olive garden they call him spaghetti burback
Hivemind bars
@@testtickle1004 why were you crying?
@@testtickle1004 issok pookie, I wish you a year of happiness and joy😁👍
siddhartha gautama famously could not achieve nirvana without a mediation app on his $3500 vr/ar headset
"hey siri, set my home menu to 'live: 360° mahabodhi tree cam' and play vibes playlist 2"
There's a version of the Sad Boyz intro in my brain where you two go:
"Welcome to Sad Boyz. I'm Sad..."
"...and I'm Boyz."
Waiting patiently for the day this dream becomes a reality.
I'm Sad, and I'm Boyz, and we're the property brothers.
I keep thinking they’re gonna say ‘I’m Jarvis’ ‘and I’m Johnson’
Asking "does anyone here use pronouns" is actually pretty safe considering everyone uses pronouns. It's such a baffling question.
Like I will one day have an aneurysm hearing these type of people speak. It's so maddening
not everyone. some people do use no pronouns, in which case you always address them by name.
@@MarycCanary yeah that's not actually a thing that happens, because it's so incredibly awkward and annoying anyone who tries it gives up. Every language on Earth is based around people having pronouns.
@@modelmajorpita actually it does happen, cissplainer. not only do i know people who don’t use pronouns, but famously, SOPHIE did not use pronouns. language, as gender, is a social construct and it is completely feasible to not use pronouns when referring to a person lmao.
@@MarycCanary Not cis, which is why I know people who have tried not using pronouns and given up because it doesn't fucking work. Language is a social construct but we live in a society, and it is unbelievably annoying to not use pronouns 100% of the time when talking about someone.
It has been said before but I do love when the boyz talk about trans people with such empathy and consideration. It should be the standard but right now it isn't and it makes me smile
Thiss :((❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Agreed :) And memento mori
Same. I’ve been watching Sad Boyz since before I transitioned, it was so nice to have a piece of media hosted by cis men that have such genuine compassion for trans people. Been on T for two years this July :)
@@rizzbusiness Congrats dude!!! Its so comforting to know that the people you watch and enjoy respect you as a person, and it sucks that it has to be a standard at all, but it's just very reassuring to know. Too many people lack basic empathy
Jordan makes such a good point, the bottom line of the trans sports “issue” is genuinely just focus on yourself 💀 like mind your business. Either it’s a skill issue or a chill issue 🫡
"Either its a skill issue or a chill issue" is such a fucking good phrase I love that so much
Lady ballers is the best argument against “what if someone who’s not trans wants to compete as a woman” because it was supposed to be a documentary then they found out they had to actually transition medically to compete as a woman and despite significantly more financial incentives than you’d get from doing well in the sport no one was willing to do it. So they had to make it a fictional movie
The talking points being how easy it would be to transition for your own gain juxtaposed with "well, i didn't mean ME... just theoretically." Is gold
What a weak ass cop out
1:31:04 just want to point out that elizabethan victorian hooker outfit is a contradiction in itself 😭 the elizabethan and victorian eras are named after the queens of those times like there’s a reason it’s different. this is of course BEFORE HE DESCRIBES AN 18TH CENTURY ROCOCO ERA FRENCH ARISTOCRATIC LOOK. sorry i’m a fashion nerd and that just made my head throb
I came to comment the same thing like that whole description just exposed what a total idiot that guy is lol
Yes! Thank you. I was losing my mind like "that doesn't even make sense!"
The rococo aristocracy was on some crazy shit. Those poor women had to walk through doors sideways 😂
Thank you I was gonna say the same !
@@brookejon3695 true but they slayed
Today was my schools day of silence in support of queer folk, and I had to explain to a kid what it was and eventually that conversation turned to why slurs with bad. He legitimately didn’t think slurs were bad and said he was just “tolerant” of them, humanity never ceases to amaze me.
I've been out of school for quite a few years now but I remember that being a very common attitude. In fact it felt like most people fell into the "slurs are sick, funny uh oh word" camp or the "tolerant" camp (whatever that even means, really it's indifference to the potential harm they cause others). We never would've been allowed to have a day of silence in solidarity with queer people, for example (my country's education system is extremely conservative, there's no Sex Ed of any kind and any mention of queer identities would immediately be called "inappropriate sexual content"). So in that sense I am encouraged by the fact that enough kids felt confident in having a silent protest. The fact that we're still having those conversations about "tolerating" slurs is disheartening though.
Its this weird mentality alot of particularly young boys have. I remember in 8th grade my boyfriend said he was friends with a neo nazi because "why should he hate him for a different opinion" i dont even know how youre a neonazi in middleschool but i thought that was crazy
@@RealElongatedMuskrat I’ve always really appreciated the day of silence, but it’s so upsetting to hear people mock and criticize it, I’ve always tried to educate people on topics like discrimination and the negative impact of slurs, but people tend rub it off. I think there will always be those people who don’t understand or appreciate days or weeks or months like today because that’s just what this world is, but having these moments is so crucial to creating a better future.
A lot of people have convinced themselves that you are the one that gives words power, and if you don't take it seriously it can't hurt you 🙃 They think they're progressive
@@Unfortunately_Mickey exactly, like I said to him, just because you personally don’t find offense in it, doesn’t mean others will react the same. And I even had to explain that just because you personally haven’t experienced discrimination, doesn’t mean others don’t. It’s so irritating yet saddening that people are so close minded and self centered.
1:20:30 the way this guy is telling this story is making me SO MAD. Richard Byrd was an aviator who went to antarctica on an expedition and then his stove malfunctioned and he got carbon monoxide poisoning. He was going insane hallucinating and he had to be rescued by a bunch of people because he refused to ask for help.
it’s one of those things that does sound kinda ??? at first but when you read more about richard byrd (and the state of expeditions like this to both poles in the early 20th century) you realize that anyone wanting to seriously explore those areas at that time was either a bit crazy or a bit stupid or both. he also totally lied about reaching the north pole by flight lol. but these people dgaf about any kind of historical context
You mean he wasn't a cat that met N*zi aliens?
An aviator called Richard BYRD! 😅
maybe i'm jaded and have seen too much hate, but just hearing 3 cis men speak about trans people so plainly and calmly with such humanity made me emotional. so often we are subjects of debate, symbols in a conversation, stripped of our personhood by both sides of the political spectrum. i just really really love knowing there are decent cis people willing to stand up for me, y'know?
I know! I wish more people were like them
Yes I feel so comforted by this, we need more like it
something that really stuck out to me was when they were talking about womens basketball and jordan said “oh no what if there was a dragon, what if something scary happened”. like that’s really what it’s like man, “what if something horrible happened and i didn’t have my blankie”. i’m gonna dismiss some transphobic “talking points” like this more often, thank you sheriff adika.
look up what if the world was made of pudding
@@whatthehelliot another banger from neil cicierega
It was a little weird when Eddy went on a rant about how slurs aren’t actually that bad and how he should get to “say the cool ones like everyone else” but I really enjoyed his new video so I think he deserves a pass this time 👍
Holy crap ... My friend introduced me to you guys a few weeks ago and we watched some of your vids and now y'all are laughing your asses off at my content this is an honor ❤
Shoutouts to you for being funny
❤❤❤
I LOVE UR ACCOUNT SM
I’m so glad they caught your factory floor sneak peak
Note on the WNBA and trans athletes. I’m a student and employee at a Woman focused university in Texas and Greg Abbott signed a bill banning trans athletes from college sports. The swimmer, Rylie Gaines, was here and it was incredibly horrific to see in our campus as we are extremely queer affirming. There was a large protest on campus, and we got a fair bit of press from it. But what is so annoying is 1) we don’t have swim (we have artistic swim but that’s a different sport) 2) there are no trans athletes competing in non co ed sports in Texas (to my knowledge) 3) we were selected because we have a women’s hall of fame and were forced to host a RESIGNING just to look like Abbott is “protecting women”. He’s not. Trans athletes are athletes and should compete with the gender they identify with and are
If they wanna compete in co ed go ahead but how can anyone think they that a trans guy should be able to compete with actual women ??
Omg I remember that. Abbott is such a tool. Hope he gets voted out soon.
@@mchopz you are right trans guys should not compete with women, thank you for being a trans ally.
@@mchopzwell a trans guy would be a female, I think you mean trans woman
@mchopz I totally agree!! Trans men should compete with men and trans women should compete with women! People should compete with the same gender!!
Love the matching mustaches glasses and button shirts combo
Hearing such a refreshing take about how transphobia is stupid (unfortunate that it’s even refreshing for me rn) is so nice to see. Thank you guys, I love you.❤️
The far right just tries to distract the media with fake problems such as People Existing (apparently bad) to distract from actual problems. Facist cycle creates scare tactics and blames the left to try to prevent the working class from revolting in unlivable conditions that were caused by capitalism
56:08 ik this is like a weird thing to point out but like
I love the way when Jarvis leaves to use the restroom he like shimmies and slides along the floor in his socks
I remember when I was younger & we had a wide polished open floor space like that that I would slide along the floors at any chance I got, so idk just seeing Jarvis do that same little glide made me so happy like “oh wow I do that too that’s so cute look at him zoom!!”
i dont really ever comment on podcasts and idk who will see this but i love diana's content. She's one of the best parody accounts in the world. I love her trucker big rig pilled series. She's genuinely one of the funniest accounts for the chronically online
Omg hi ❤
I was looking for this, I follow Diana on insta reels and love her content. I was so surprised to see her videos on the podcast lol
I remember when I was running a summer camp, there were a lot of kids that felt a real immediacy to be seen as “cool” by the leaders there and would often just recite back whatever info they found coolest to us. It was pretty sweet of them, but one kid either was online a little too early or had family into conspiracies, because that’s the info he thought would gain him the most cred with the adults. His recollection of them was SUPER spotty, though, and he didn’t understand like half the words coming out of his own mouth … and it was REMARKABLY similar to this comedian’s conspiracies, lol.
the matching glasses/mustache/light colored button up shirt combo lol
The whole “two primes” thing is a whole mess because I work for a company that advertises prime. It’s confusing to ME when people request signs from us.
Also giant pictures of Logan Paul in our office is a nightmare.
Seeing Eddy there was like a jumpscare but good. A jumpgood
a jumpsurprise, if you will
jumpsmile
Jumpjoy
A jumpsmile
I just want to thank whomever meticulously subtitled this whole podcast, I turned them on fully expecting them to be auto-generated and barely comprehensible but was pleasantly surprised to see otherwise. Your hard work doesn’t go unnoticed and is appreciated ❤
jarvis calling transphobes “freaks” made me smile for the first time all day today
One of ussss.
Jarvis talking about women's sport is amazing. Talking casually about women's ball grows the game
When talking on Donghua Jinlong, it’s actually incredible that they’ve gotten so popular. You’d think that TikTok isn’t their target audience, and for sure, most people scrolling won’t think twice about it. But some will, and now that it’s a trend (whatever the trend is) the name is popular and getting around quite well. Everyone will hear about Donghua Jinglong, and they’ll associate the product with the brand. It’s adjacent to what scrub daddy is doing, yeah, scrub daddy is a big meme, but I also see it in my sisters apartment every time I go over. People buy scrub daddy (yeah, yeah, it was on shark tank… but shark tank can only get your business going, it can’t keep it relevant. Scrub daddy did that on its own). People will buy Donghua Jinlong, if they ever need the product, because it’s in their mind! Even as a meme. Good marketing, sincerely, from a business major.
also, this fucking woman just sold me the shit out, on fucking Donghua Jinlong. Doggamn. I’m buying Donghua Jingling the next time I need Glycine. If ever. Maybe now I need it because of her!!
Going after trans women in sports is the ultimate example of bullying, a large group of people going after the two or three athletes just trying to get by playing a sport they love.
I'd say the athlete with the bone structure and muscle mass of a man playing against women is the ultimate bully, but go on and have fun in your delusional world 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Admiral Bird is totally a name for a cat, I thought he was talking about a literal cat
Yeah I thought he was talking about a literal cat and made up the name on the spot.
Literally the worst storyteller of all time lmao
He's a fairly major figure in world history.
These dweebs are ignorant, Admiral Bird and his Antarctica expeditions are well documented.
Admiral "Byrd",, and obviously if you listen to this horrible podcast I understand why you wouldn't know anything about history, let alone a decorated Admiral.
The glycine ad feels like something id find at 3 am with 5 views and laugh unreasonably hard but no one would know what I’m talking about so I think it’s fun that it’s gained so much attention. Like there was one time I kept getting an ad for the worlds most beautiful dog (it was just a video of a dog staring at the camera wagging its tail with no audio) and the website it linked to was just two buttons that didn’t do anything and that was the funniest shit in the world to me
I think what draws some alt right people to nazi conspiracy theories is that they get to like rewrite history where the nazis were actually too clever and like where playing 4d chess so them getting absolutely dunked on by the soviets was a strategic move and not them being massive losers. It gives them an in to glorify how smart and better nazis were while having the cover of "but who's to say".
I always figured they try to rewrite nazi history so they have less in common with them. ie Rowling denying trans people were hunted and murdered in the holocaust while calling for the same thing today. psychology is fascinating
I clicked on this quickly to put on in the background while doing something else and I low key gasped joyously when I heard Eddy was there ngl. I love when the commentary besties collab, it never gets old
I watched the Jarvis lifestyle video high and I couldn’t stop laughing at the transitions between the photos of Jarvis it really gave off funeral vibes
Just 3 clones hanging out on a podcast. You can't tell me they're not clones
I can tell you whatever I want, this is a free speech zone! (or some other rambling, this was a joke but I think it failed)
the same person from three different alternate universes lol
59:08 seriously
toby maguire, tom holland and andrew garfield
Put a mustache on someone and they r automatically a twin tbh
Slime said on The Yard podcast he has a crush on Jordan and he was the funniest person he has ever met. Let's go Jordan!❤❤❤
Thank you guys for articulating so much of what bothers me about the trans sports discussion. As a trans guy, I have people I have just met bring it up and it's like they look right past me and make my personhood into an inane political discussion. I'm just out here trying to get by like everyone else!
That Glycine girlie is Cities by Diana. She's really funny and makes lore based videos about like walkable cities from like a satirical perspective. Tuff stuff
Love her content
Ah yes the famous "Elizabethan (1550-1600) -Victorian (1860-1900) " fashion that is then described as Georgian (1730-1800) fashion gotta love it.
Honestly, I could listen to the three of you all day every day. Loving the direction you guys are going and how you feel about your platforms and the messages you send. I think the humility the three of you show really highlights the value you have for others and for improving peoples lives.
Still gotta finish but No. Just no. 🙅🏾♀️ I’m sick and tired of these people saying the N word and extra comfortable whenever they see me or have a thought of me. Last episode Jarvis said his last barber basically called him that for no reason. He shouldn’t have had to go through that
I didn’t let that sh*t fly in my childhood, that was just my part of Chicago, and I wouldn’t let it fly now. Bc people aren’t entitled to everything & if you think you are then you can say it my face, rn, but you wouldn’t. People like that love to say it in private too & I see right through them
I heard that guy say "Elizabethan Victorian", then go on to describe something more vaguely Regency, and nearly choked. Like I don't expect everybody to know what every decade of English historical costume looks like, but at the same time we're talking about three distinct eras across a half century of history. I've seen a reflex to call any vaguely historical dress 'Victorian', especially in North America, and it just strikes me as odd.
Yoo Jarvis’ new hair looks great
rightttt the curls are sickening 😮💨
He's always so stylish
it frames his face so well 😮💨
The curls are so amazing
Was coming here to say just that! The curls!
just wanted to comment to say i have been a huge fan of Donghua Jinlong's Food-Grade Glycine for a while now, glad to see it getting the respect it deserves
HARD agree on the Danny/Drew thing. It annoys me so bad. They’ve both addressed that it’s not funny anymore and it’s so annoying
Synopsis: tree guys with great mustaches being fellas.
they even photosynthesize!
One of them is actually Sudowoodo
handsome ✅
funny ✅
respectful ✅
mature ✅
mustache ✅
matching outfits ✅
I have a lot of cherished memories of listening to Eddie on some podcast while working.
The strange thing is I can't remember the name of the podcast or anything about it.
it's crazy that they are talking about the social media in youth thing cause I graduated now but I was always self conscious about how many followers I had and it was like a crazy measure of popularity that no one talks about
god... back in my day (I am gen z you know in the 2000s) there would be so many jabs and shade thrown towards WBNA, female sports basically, it's so cool seeing the tables turn and the sports women are being taken seriously. fucking LOVE IT.
Its wild how like a few years can change shit. Like for me growing up, social media was a thing, but scrolling though like a feed from an algorithm wasn't. Like for me as a kid, social media was facebook, and you added everyone in your year on facebook and the stuff you saw was people from those people, it wasn't perfect but it was agruably the most social social media has been for me because it was a time where social media was mostly just contacting people i knew in real life
it's always nice to see eddy on the podcast! I really miss him on his old one sometimes and I regret that I never had the chance to send any fun fan mail :) oh well life goes on and it's good to know he's doing well
Jordan’s grey hair is soooo good
i love jarvis’s new little hair
42:00 Dude, I'm a huge wrestling fan, I legitimately hate the fact logan paul is not only great at wrestling, but understands the more complex matters of it too.
i get so hyped whenever they mention their shared birthday cause it's mine too
I appreciate the loose nature of the runtime for the podcast. Partially because it's cool to get these longer episodes, but mostly because it adds to the feeling of y'all just hanging out discussing things and it not being some full-fledged, thoroughly regimented production. I hope it always stays this relaxed in terms of Hangin Out™
Everyone's hair looks so nice. Not important but just thought it's nice to see a compliment every once in awhile.
Yes i am a trans person and you discussed things very important to me and my existence but more importantly to me is telling jordan i love his hair when it’s slightly longer
I'm convinced Sam Tripoli doesn't even know where Antarctica is because he said the explorer was sent "up" there
Thinking there's an "up" or "down" on a globe is equally damning, no?
It's not in space?
i go to the university of iowa- so sick to see jarvis listing off the women’s basketball players! so happy women’s bball is getting so much more hype. caitlin clark effect goes crazy 💕
SCs head coach is absolutely one of the most well spoken, kind and talented people ever. she’s SO damn cool. was a great game. i’m so glad there was so much hype around WBB this year.
Them acknowledging the overuse of the Drew, Danny , Kurtis being the same guy joke made me feel so seen
People are truly, TRULY not funny
The joy I feel at this upload cannot be expressed
the fact that the video about Jarvis is just the reading his Wikipedia page 😭
Jordan is extremely well-spoken. All of them are of course, but I love when he gets real inbetween jokes
It was cute when jordan was gonna say "imagine something bad happens" talking about trans athletes then redirects his speech to "imagine something that scares me happens" smooth and wholesome
With trans athletes, my go to is always: if there was a 7ft tall, muscular build cis woman, would you ban her from women's sports?
If your answer is no but you would ban trans people, your concern isn't about physical differences between men and women you just hate trans people, if your answer is yes, (firstly, i don't believe you but) you don't need to mention trans -ness at all, just have height and weight categories or something
Those just aren't comparable, one of those is an example of extremely lucky genetics, the other has the opportunity to be not only taken advantage of, but to dismiss women that have worked hard to earn their spots despite the previous social stigmas. There are reasons there are two categories to begin with, one of those being the unfairness posed by the male genetics in a sporting context. Just have a genderless category and whoever wants to compete in that can.
@@KidWithoutACamera But the extremely lucky genetics doesn't dismiss other women's hard work? Why?
And you wanna talk about stigma in sports, why are there gendered categories for pistol shooting? Chess?
In some sports categories make sense, although I still think weight classes would work way better, but for a fair number of them, the categories exist because men thought it beneath them to compete with women.
It's also worth pointing out that this is a purely hypothetical line of thinking anyway. The Olympics allowed trans people to compete as their gender from 2004, and yet the women's competitions haven't been swamped by these men who would apparently take hormones and completely change their body and life just to have a shot at winning a competition that usually gets paid less, when they could just put that money and focus into getting better at their sport.
The few trans athletes that have been in the Olympics haven't dominated either.
It's a solution without a problem, and it's used a lightning rod to dismiss the acceptance of trans people.
@@JhericFury It does dismiss their work, but to except them from play for something they were physically born with? Yeah I agree this is completely hypothetical, Gendered sports is most definitely a matter of men feeling above women, but there are other reasons which is why I said "one of the reasons". I agree that weight classes is a good option but in sports like football, it's easier for women to get seriously injured while in play and theres too many spots varying in weight to reliably categorize such teams. I do think overall we agree though, as I'm not against Trans-athletes, I'm just against the disgusting regulations and as Jarvis put it "hoops to jump through" that trans-athletes face in sports. I mean to only be eligible for something if you take hormones for long enough is crazy.
@@KidWithoutACamera I agree, it is bad to bar people because of something they were born with...like being trans.
Ok, fine sure.
My go to is, let the professionals do their job
They have the 300$ One piece east blue/baraque works manga set in the back just under a box
"where are you gonna get your glycine now?"
being from SC and going to USC, seeing that clip of Dawn Staley made me SO happy and proud for once. Things are so goddamn dire down here and I never see big figures here talking in support, so that was a breath of fresh air.
1:23:48 I've read Admiral Richard Byrd's biography. There is a distinct lack of mention of this in there. Also I'm obsessed with how Sam Tripoli said Byrd's last name like it's the hardest word he's ever said when it's literally just bird with a y.
I'm dying at the word choice of "he basically met with UFOs", not unlike saying he hung out with the UFOs.
I am so out of it rn (its finals week) that you guys talked directly in my ear (earphones) for 20 MINUTES and did not hear nor remember a THING
The "I get to introduce my girlfriend" TikToks literally has my stomach hurting from laughing so hard. No joke, I nearly pissed my pants
Just three gentlemen with round glasses, mustaches, and unbuttoned shirts
Sorry I just realized everyone else was saying this too
Always love seeing some Cities by Diana representation on my feed. She's fantastic
YOOOOO MICROPLASTICS CAT MADE AN APPEARANCE! THAT'S MY FREN :3
I always say that Bo Burnham was the first person to say "Your phones are poisoning your minds" and have me believe them. Because boomers have the same conclusion but they landed there by chance out of pure fear of the new and unknown. Bo Burnham knows what it's like to grow up on the internet, he's seen its highs and its lows.
I LOVE the Donghua Jinlong shitposts and didn’t even realise it came from a real original source and thought that it was a citiesbydiana joke
the fact that the captions seem to be handmade and accurate and NOT autogenerated for a 2 hour video with 3 and occasionally 4 (hi jacob) people talking is outstanding.
That Indian guy describing Jarvis is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
He doesn't even know about the breastmilk. Modern research is a sham 🤭
I save these episodes to listen to on Monday to take the edge off and this one was so difficult to wait for 😭
Love how they left Eddy out of the thumbnail as a nice surprise for us :)
Eddy and Jordan are like that account that's like "this is you if you were Italian" "this is you if you were British"
New sad boyz & Jarvis on Smosh posted on the same day? Masterful Gambit good sir
Genuinely everyone's hair looks so great, the haircut seems to have went well Jarvis
this is the same man in 3 different fonts. 3 different genres. 3 different flavors.
Im 13 and I'm very openly (and proudly >
“The Victorian SW” was most definitely someone in drag
A Marie Antoinette look maybe lol
I love when an english speaking robot can say words in a foreign language but not in english, like the AI passably anglacizing donghua jinlong but completely unable to say glycine. I was at JFK and there kept being announcements in japanese that sounded fine (I could understand the numbers, and the words that are the same in chinese, anyway), but when they repeated it in english, it could not say carousel at all.
I love that you’re all wearing matching shirts and matching mustaches.
This implies they can take off the mustache
1:30:57 The Elizabethan period Is so fucking far away from the Victorian period like by hundreds of years… this is pissing me off so much.
oh my god he is talking about the rococo style
I was looking for something to watch while I eat and this literally just popped up I'm so happy
Hahahhaa I was doing the exact same thing 😂
i want to say that in my experience not even kids like prime. i used to work at a 5below and consistently it was the only drink that kids would ask for and the parents would be like "but you didn't like it last time?" and usually the kid would say something like "no i promise ill like it this time" or just keep begging for it