I’m disappointed Kevin didn’t play more of this. There are so many opportunities throughout this game that allow the player to do terrible things to others, which of course is Kevin’s specialty.
@Balaur One big surprise? His content consists of trolling. I don't know what you came expecting here? Walkthroughs and speedruns? He literally never even reads the instructions or follows tutorials XD
@@cosmic2750 absolutely. 12 hours into my playthrough and I've only just started the first few quests in novigrad. And that's with me having barely touched the side stuff.
@@RikuoNura383 Trying to start blood and wine on new game+ on the "just the story" difficulty when you're like 5 levels under the required level (which in new game+ is 68) isn't a walk in the park either.
@@japlisantoni6098 from reading other comments I think that eventually in the game, Geralt actually does kill everyone in the inn and it's part of the story.
Gaunter O' Dimm (Abbreviation is GOD) is an extremely powerful omnipotent being that almost nobody can harm and is basically evil incarnate. He is similar to the devil where he likes to play games and make wishes for people but in return usually wants their souls. You do quests for Gaunter O'Dimm later in the Heart of Stone DLC. That 'merchant' in the inn is Gaunter. Chances of you killing him are 0% since he also has the full ability to manipulate time. In the DLC he freezes time when a peasant disturbs him and sticks a massive wooden spoon in the peasants eye then walks away
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England what made you want to have the name King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England, because King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England is a very long name and it is hard to read and also King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England was a controversial figure.
well, they have a very violent culture. you have the right to own a tool made specifically to to kill things, but you don't have the right to sit safely in your classroom without being murdered in one of the mass shootings they have every day. then they will tell you that they need their murder tools to protect themselves from the government........... and their tanks and attack choppers. become desensitised to this, but they can't stand some naughty words or nudity.
@@mantistoboggan5171 ...you know pretty much every country has tanks and attack choppers right? Most US citizens don't own either of those things (I'm not from the US, btw)
@@Царь-е5ь you don't understand my point at all. what i'm pointing out is the mere fact that gun ownership in the usa is not going to do a damn thing to protect you from a government with all those things at their disposal, yet they say they need those guns to protect them from a government that turns against its people. if the government did, fo some reason, do that, how will they fight off an m1 abrams with an m4?
Kevin, I've sunk a lot of hours in this game and know the story, side quests, and combat like the back of my hand. It's easily one of my favorite games, but I don't feel rage when I see you play, only a bond of brotherhood. You see, I too started this game because of that bathtub scene and it brings me joy that another found Geralt's sweet butt too appealing to pass up in such a manner. Egg
Nah I did too. Actually I bought the whole series and played the first and the second game in their entirety too because of the tub scene. I can't say I'm regretting it. Those were awesome games and the lore is amazing.
@@seblorkhan2618 It's just the one with the most points wins, that's all, and the points of each card are a big number in the corner. Truly, start with that, read each card, and you'll soon be a Gwent player, it's loads of fun.
I just want to thank you, Kevin, for making me laugh everyday, making it possible for me to swear whenever I want to and making me a local celebrity with your merch
I love kevin but the fact that he takes no game seriously, while being a big draw in most cases, really ticks me off when he plays actually good games like this
I think he's only almost 100. I'm pretty sure there's a dialogue where Geralt calls Vesemir an old man and Vesemir reminds him that he's almost 100, too.
So basically Geralt takes a contract, can't defeat the beast, tries to hunt all animals in the forest for meat, finally give up and hide in the well, hunting it himself... That is the plot twist this game deserved!
She's doing more damage to you than you do to her, because you need to cast a sign on the floor, a circle, and once she enters she becomes more material and more vulnerable to physical damage. When he said "I need to prepare for this fight", he meant it :D Each enemy has a weakness, and preparing for the battle is a huge part of the theme.
That is sad 😔, hope she made it into heaven or whatever the afterlife is. That’s what some TH-camrs are for, am I right, making us feel better when our lives are in the dumps. I hope 🤞🏻 your grandmother had a happy life
I have a weird relationship with this channel. I love it because he’s hilarious, but he irritates the ever-loving shit out of me with the way he plays.
Geralt: "Need to prepare for this fight. Brew some wraith oil, drink some potions..." Kevin: nah, we'll be fine 30 secs later Kevin: "omg this is impossible she does much more damage to me than i do to her!"
My toxic trait is binge playing a video game until it ALMOST reach the end, then I suddenly stop playing. After almost 2 years, I'm thinking of starting again. From the beginning.
Are you saying you've never finished this game? Cause if so, I have to _strongly_ urge you to do so. This game (and it's dlcs one of which is basically enough to be its own game) is amazing
How bout a petition for actually playing the game? Jesus, he's playing it like he's forced to... I'm not the one to judge how people should play their game, but butchering such a fine game like the witcher 3, skipping everything and not caring about how it works or the lore behind it- is just too painful to be entertaining xD
I only started playing this recently, got a lot of joy from putting out the candles in everyone's houses. I did the same with that noonwraith too, who needs potions when you have eggs!
Please Kevin, keep playing it! As amazing game it is, it will be trully interesting experience watching how you perform in it, especially that some quests are just great (and you can feck up a lot if you wish to)
All fear Geralt: Slayer of cats and chickens, scarer of children, scared of birds and baths, last seen in a well.
This made me laugh more then it should have.
Lover of Shit-Mountain Pass
@@chuckn4851 this is how I die lmaooo
You forgot to mention 'sucks at cards' in your description!
Found perfect role model for Kevin: main character just as pale as him
This made it to a 1000 likes without comments so I'm going to ruin that.
@@thejohnhopkinscompany9599 bruh
@@thejohnhopkinscompany9599 you god damn mad lad
The John Hopkins Company no replies because everyone knows I’m right: even Kevin admits it.
Esteban Prince Kevin would be more of dobby
Kevin, the only youtuber who will play a game, because he saw the main character in a tub
Geralt's 'bout to sell his Gamer Guy Bath Water™.
Pretty much
I assumed they all did. Kevin is the only TH-camr the dear Leader lets me watch.
And here i am, waiting for them to make triss/ciri playable characters
@@pegasus_2137 no I'm not.
I’m disappointed Kevin didn’t play more of this. There are so many opportunities throughout this game that allow the player to do terrible things to others, which of course is Kevin’s specialty.
@Balaur One big surprise? His content consists of trolling. I don't know what you came expecting here? Walkthroughs and speedruns? He literally never even reads the instructions or follows tutorials XD
@@hyugashikamaru3596 SPOILER ALERT
he can sell cire to Emhyr and kill his friend
Well Witcher 3 is a long ass game, not really too suitable for his channel tbh, so I'm fine with it.
@@cosmic2750 absolutely. 12 hours into my playthrough and I've only just started the first few quests in novigrad. And that's with me having barely touched the side stuff.
@@JudeTheTH-camPoopersubscribe Yeah like true. Its like, its not suitable for like, channels which rely on more laid back content like Kevin's.
"These guys are so fecking weak. Why are they trying to attack me?"
This sentence summs up the whole story of Witcher.
well he plays on easier difficulty, play on death march the first time and he won't pass the first encounter with ghouls lol
@@RikuoNura383 Trying to start blood and wine on new game+ on the "just the story" difficulty when you're like 5 levels under the required level (which in new game+ is 68) isn't a walk in the park either.
Kevin 5 days ago: I want to be bear
Kevin 2 days ago: I want to hunt animals
Kevin today: I'M A PSYCHO AGAIN
He never stopped being one.
He’s been a psychopath all his life his title is just random or his titles would all be the same
I'm angry yet entertained at how you butcher my favorite game. I'll accept it.
How does your first video have 304 mil views haha
My название 是 großartig lmao right
lol you actually posted forever young :D
@@user-ux9nh2wl2x 304 mil views damn!!
309 mil views now!
Kevin is the only youtuber who would practice swordfighting on hanging bodies and buy an egg
Kevin: "I'm gonna slaughter the entire inn"
Me: "Oh if only you knew"
I had to find this comment .. I'm surprised it's not higher up 😂
Hyper care to enlighten me?
@@japlisantoni6098 from reading other comments I think that eventually in the game, Geralt actually does kill everyone in the inn and it's part of the story.
@@AlisonThornton00 Yeah that's exactly it.
Gaunter O' Dimm (Abbreviation is GOD) is an extremely powerful omnipotent being that almost nobody can harm and is basically evil incarnate. He is similar to the devil where he likes to play games and make wishes for people but in return usually wants their souls. You do quests for Gaunter O'Dimm later in the Heart of Stone DLC. That 'merchant' in the inn is Gaunter. Chances of you killing him are 0% since he also has the full ability to manipulate time. In the DLC he freezes time when a peasant disturbs him and sticks a massive wooden spoon in the peasants eye then walks away
I fecking nearly choked to death on my dinner when you sold her her dead cat.
Normie Gamers: How do I get in a relationship with Triss AND Yenefer?!
Kevin: how do i do that but they both die???
Probably XD
you cant do it with both. You can only pick one
@@elijahdowell7679 you can but then both hate you
How can I upset both of em
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England what made you want to have the name King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England, because King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England is a very long name and it is hard to read and also King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England was a controversial figure.
So, seeing Geralt laying naked in the bathtub was what encouraged you to play this, huh? Hm. Noted. *side eye*
lauren [N7] i mean, you didnt know?
What's that S next to ur name
@@yell0w355 he's a sponsor
Edgars Niedra what does that mean exactly?
What Next ? Divinity 2 But im a serial killer
Murder and imprisonment is fun for the family
but nudity is UNACCEPTABLE
Demonic Mad Hatter blame the americans. They got it backward.
Sightless_Seeker i know. For them the gory inside of a human being is more acceptable than a single nipple.
Its really quite pathetic.
well, they have a very violent culture.
you have the right to own a tool made specifically to to kill things, but you don't have the right to sit safely in your classroom without being murdered in one of the mass shootings they have every day.
then they will tell you that they need their murder tools to protect themselves from the government........... and their tanks and attack choppers.
become desensitised to this, but they can't stand some naughty words or nudity.
@@mantistoboggan5171 ...you know pretty much every country has tanks and attack choppers right? Most US citizens don't own either of those things (I'm not from the US, btw)
@@Царь-е5ь you don't understand my point at all.
what i'm pointing out is the mere fact that gun ownership in the usa is not going to do a damn thing to protect you from a government with all those things at their disposal, yet they say they need those guns to protect them from a government that turns against its people. if the government did, fo some reason, do that, how will they fight off an m1 abrams with an m4?
Kevin: *Plays the game*
Gaunter O'Dim: I guess I'll die.
All this theories about O'Dim and who he realy is... he was the Jim Pickens of this univers the whole time!
@@MasterChoan That makes way too much sense!
Tell me what reward you ve choosen:
infinite eggs and meat pls
@@wildhunt6350 Infinite eggs and cats and/or hares to kill for raw meat
@@Dark_Voice LMAO
never thought that watching Kevin desecrate my favourite game would be just what i needed
You're in the mood for witching, but are you in the mood to SSSSIIIINNNNGGG
Well, I am indeed in the mood to SIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGGG
😂 which game was this a reference from, i forgot lol.
Nvrmind i remember, its skyrim lol
im crying i love this HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HE HAS SIGNS MUCH LESS HOW TO USE THEM
That's what he gets for skipping the tutorial lol
charges into the noonwraith fight with his steel sword drawn hahah
I was like “YRDEN USE YRDEN”
As someone in another comment section said “Quen is the battle condom.” And I agree with that.
@@xonikkiecal is this a witcher 2 reference? Hahahahs
"poor girl has a stutter"
Goddamn that got me good
Kevin, I've sunk a lot of hours in this game and know the story, side quests, and combat like the back of my hand. It's easily one of my favorite games, but I don't feel rage when I see you play, only a bond of brotherhood. You see, I too started this game because of that bathtub scene and it brings me joy that another found Geralt's sweet butt too appealing to pass up in such a manner.
Egg
fake and gay
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Nah I did too. Actually I bought the whole series and played the first and the second game in their entirety too because of the tub scene. I can't say I'm regretting it. Those were awesome games and the lore is amazing.
@@airsoftgunreviewr331 dumb and homophobic.
Kevin witcher play through consisted of:
1. Skipping the intro
2. Killing cats
3. Doing a quarter of a side quest
Hype as fug!
I have 400 hours in Witcher 3 and watching this is really painfull xD
verg182 i know, right xD
same bro I recently finished my 7th walk through xD
SAME XD
Same but it's funny lol
I don't even own the game and I feel you
kevin you have taken this too far you need to be stopped
how dare you kill that cat
The first and only time I played The Witcher, I went on a rampage, didn't play the story and killed about 50 cats outside a womens house 😄😄😄
Which one?
@@darthralin ALL OF THEM ARE SINS HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THAT
Free meat
So who do you hire if a witcher haunts your well?
Noonwraith...
Kid with a pitchfork
A witchest.
@@youtubestayatyourrootsforfsake Make sure he owes 3 crowns to the local tavern.
Move out.
"I'm a bit hammered, I just had an egg"
5:33 Give me all the cards. PROCEEDS to remove every card from the deck.
Ive played 100 hours of this game and I don't understand gwent
@@seblorkhan2618 they literally have a pc and mobile gwent card game and its not that difficult to learn at all
@@seblorkhan2618 I learnt gwent when I was 12.. It's not hard to learn
@@seblorkhan2618 It's just the one with the most points wins, that's all, and the points of each card are a big number in the corner. Truly, start with that, read each card, and you'll soon be a Gwent player, it's loads of fun.
“any game ever” but I am a psychopath
No just: Im a psychopath.
I just want to thank you, Kevin, for making me laugh everyday, making it possible for me to swear whenever I want to and making me a local celebrity with your merch
yeah ^
Watching Kevin play my favorite game of all time is a treat.
RossiRoo54 not really :/
Getting ass kicked on story and sword...
I must've beaten this game on Death March at least 7 times.
More signs, less egg.
I love kevin but the fact that he takes no game seriously, while being a big draw in most cases, really ticks me off when he plays actually good games like this
The wraith fight was painfull to watch
Darth Jimmi I think he fact he doesn’t play good games seriously for videos is what makes it better tbh
"I usually just fight cats, Im not prepared for this!" won. xD
Kevin: Plays Witcher
Me: SCREAMING YRDEN AT THE SCREEN
Calls Vesmir an old man kevin doesnt even know he's playing as someone who's over 100
Hey, vesemir was even older
hes about 300 i guess
I think he's only almost 100. I'm pretty sure there's a dialogue where Geralt calls Vesemir an old man and Vesemir reminds him that he's almost 100, too.
So basically Geralt takes a contract, can't defeat the beast, tries to hunt all animals in the forest for meat, finally give up and hide in the well, hunting it himself...
That is the plot twist this game deserved!
"devil by the well, maybe that's the woman i'm looking for"
you're not even wrong
"I'll not drink with weasel-arsed freaks"
"Ok then don't. Leave."
6:03 If only Kevin knew he was trying to hit on the evil incarnate, Gaunter O’dimm😂
ifykyk
I love how Kevin didn't use any abilities in combat or dialogue.
Through the years you really find that you get used to Kevin’s titles,
I call him *THICC K*
She's doing more damage to you than you do to her, because you need to cast a sign on the floor, a circle, and once she enters she becomes more material and more vulnerable to physical damage. When he said "I need to prepare for this fight", he meant it :D Each enemy has a weakness, and preparing for the battle is a huge part of the theme.
"I'm gonna slaughter this entire inn." *foreshadowing intensifies*
The moment he accepted that wraith mission I was like "oh the memories..." of dying so much.
I share your pain. 😆
"Jesus Christ I have no idea what’s going on but I have a new fear" story of my life
Please, give us more of the egg addict Geralt, this just cured my depression
witcher 3 but kevin makes a profitable "cat business"
"I got a new contract, Devil by the Well. Maybe that's the girl I'm looking for." xD
So this is what happens if you skip the tutorial in this game.
I think we could all do with another episode.
yes we could actually
Definitely. I am still waiting!!! Kevin ! Release the episode!!!!
PLEASE keep playing this game. It fuels my entire existence.
That and Evanescence.
Wake me up inside
@@ivoryvignettes I can't wake up
@@adrher13 wake me up inside!!!
Save me!!!!
wake up inside me!....oh wait
@@BustedReijii ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
" I love bathing simulators." okay kev okay
6:03 Only if Kevin knew who he actually was.
I hope you keep playing this. Trying to see you take on the wraith with no yrden or specter oil was truly spectacular.
We need a petition for Kevin to play Untitled Goose Game. I think that game is perfect for the persona Kevin usually does during let's plays.
Kevin is reverting back to 2009 with this game.
The Witch: Wild *Rawr XD* Hunt
Kevin is going to break the Witcher 3... YEEEEEY
Alejandro Molina my two favorite things in life is the Witcher and slipknot.. brother ¿?
@@DSBJR22 Probably
6:04 Seeing Gaunter at the begining of the game is always something exciting :D
I’m fairly new to the game but after watching some gameplay I was like “hm that dude in the tavern looks awful similar to the DLC dude”
ME: Use your powers to slow it down and hit it.
Kevin: No * Just hides in the well*
You playing the Witcher doesn't change the fact that you are naturally insane
Favourite youtuber playing my favourite game? I'm in gaming heaven lol
Kevin: *has literal magic*
Also kevin: "Ah yes, time to slay the cat."
*7:47** "I hAve tO gO sO fAr wHat tHe HeLL!?"*
ah, just you wait...
"I'm more of an egg man" lmaooo this had me dead
I just want to say thanks for making my day better. My Grandmother died last night so I was pretty sad and you made me laugh so thanks.
That is sad 😔, hope she made it into heaven or whatever the afterlife is. That’s what some TH-camrs are for, am I right, making us feel better when our lives are in the dumps. I hope 🤞🏻 your grandmother had a happy life
Kevin: enters dungeon.
Spectres: aite we headin out.
Day 42 of asking kevin to play fallout new Vegas dead Money
Edit: This is the most likes I have ever gotten, thank you so much
SkySlinger 007 Well thats 6 days longer than you have lived
"Dead Money but everyone lets go of their lives"
Play more Kevin! It's so fun when you break Witcher 3, absolutely insane Geralt killing cats and buying raw eggs is my absolute FAVORITE.
*giant herd of deer in the back*
"come here little rabbit"
This is how I imagine Geralt actually fighting.
Your videos never fail to brighten my day. Always makes me smile. Keep it up, all your content is great.
Was anyone else just screaming "YRDEN" at the screen when he was facing that ghost?
I have a weird relationship with this channel. I love it because he’s hilarious, but he irritates the ever-loving shit out of me with the way he plays.
Yeah you can't exactly watch it for quality game play
Geralt: "Need to prepare for this fight. Brew some wraith oil, drink some potions..."
Kevin: nah, we'll be fine
30 secs later
Kevin: "omg this is impossible she does much more damage to me than i do to her!"
To be fair he could've done it without oils or potions, if he just used yrden
I just completed witcher 3 quite recently. Its such a good game. It just gets better the further you get into it :)
"I'm a bit hammered because I've just had an egg"
-Kevin 2019
Kevin, i think playing the hearts of stone expansion would be better for your channel and comedy.
(I do want many more witcher 3 videos from you)
No one :
Kevin : ''We're ready to dance , I've had my eggs ''
My toxic trait is binge playing a video game until it ALMOST reach the end, then I suddenly stop playing. After almost 2 years, I'm thinking of starting again. From the beginning.
Are you saying you've never finished this game? Cause if so, I have to _strongly_ urge you to do so. This game (and it's dlcs one of which is basically enough to be its own game) is amazing
@@darth-severus Hi I didn't notice the reply earlier. I did finish the main quest after a 2nd playthrough, then I stopped after just starting a DLC
I LOVE THIS GAME!!! I’m so excited you’re playing it
*butchering it
Its 2019 and The Witcher still looks amazing.
Game of the Generation to me it is.
4:43: -"Anything to drink?"
-"Me? CARBS?! I'll take an egg!"
Rewatching this after playing the Witcher, I'm impressed that Kevin found the crystal bird skull considering how easy it is to miss
'im gonna slaughter the entire inn'
*forshadowing*
Kevin has some part in the making of Sh*t Mountain Pass 1:27
Wait THE HORSES REVENGE
"Imagine living on this earth another twenty years because you didn't bring your bracelet with you to die."....fuuuuuuuuuuuu
someone clip that 'rawr' at the start xD
"I'm gonna slaughter the entire inn"
......wellll
witcher 3 is my favorite game!! please play more, it’s amazing to see someone experiencing it for the first time!
Wow an actual award winning AAA game! I’m shocked but LOVE it!! ❤️
OMG I'VE WAITED FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
I won't be suprised if you get addicted to it. My favourite game by far.
Petition for Kevin to finish the main story. Like if you want it to happen
How bout a petition for actually playing the game? Jesus, he's playing it like he's forced to... I'm not the one to judge how people should play their game, but butchering such a fine game like the witcher 3, skipping everything and not caring about how it works or the lore behind it- is just too painful to be entertaining xD
@@jonathan13co i know right? I played through the game 2 times and seeing him do these things made me suicidal
Geralt „Egg Collector“ of Rivia
Literally the one game where your life will be hell If you skip the tutorial, kevin skips the tutorial. Lovely. Never change kev
Uploaded 1 min ago? Last time I came this early, I was disappointing my gf...
Alternate bootleg version of the Witcher 3:
*Witcher 3: Wild Cunt*
The game where you play as gerald of rivers
G E R A L D
oMG 😂
@@wintertriggersme6304 nah, he just stole Yahtzee's joke
"why didn't I spend all my money on eggs?!" idk kevin, I ask myself that every single day
I only started playing this recently, got a lot of joy from putting out the candles in everyone's houses. I did the same with that noonwraith too, who needs potions when you have eggs!
This has been one of your most funny videos (in my opinion). Please keep playing!
Finally a gameplay worth of watching our live will be legendary!
i was searching for any polish comment and here you are, i'm not disappointed
Polski dubbing > Angielski dubbing
And thats fact
The witcher 3 is one of my favourite games and rpgs but Kevin has made the game into something else LOL 😂
Love you, Kevin, my fellow Irishman!
I'll give you bread.
Potato Games how sweet.... what kind tho?
@@bluey1036 _soft_ bread
Wouldn't you rather have some potato bread?
sdivine13 kinda want some focaccia rn
Once I saw he skipped the combat tutorial, I knew I was in for a ride.
Please Kevin, keep playing it! As amazing game it is, it will be trully interesting experience watching how you perform in it, especially that some quests are just great (and you can feck up a lot if you wish to)