Got the same vibe as that South Park episode where Butters pretends to kill himself and s medic goes up to the blown up pig carcass and takes its pulse and says “he’s gone😢”
“I don’t know much about God.” “I don’t know much about dinosaurs.” I was half-expecting them to run up to each other and kiss after the second line. 😅
i think it's funny yall think sharknado "knows what it is" but think this movie doesnt, this movie has impeccable and intentional comedic timing lmaoooo
Can I recommend 'Rubber'? It's a horror comedy about a killer tire. And just *how* is this tire killing people? Well with its psychic powers *obviously*. Or maybe you guys can watch Killer Sofa, I still giggle at the scene where the recliner dumps a body over the railing and turns around to see someone else.
Ohhh, now I get it. So this is the origin story of that one Spider-Man villain, the one who really really wanted to become a dinosaur, then became a dinosaur, and then wanted to turn everyone else into dinosaurs, for some reason. Makes so much more sense now.
This sounds exactly like one of those ‘skits’ you’d play with your friends as a kid that is absolutely ridiculous, but you have a blast anyway. Also, I’m still petitioning for the Smurfs 2011. It’s only a matter of time.
@@dfx13productions47you're right it would be so funny if they binged all 3 fred movies in one giant video that was one hour eight minutes and thirty five seconds long
I went to high school 16 years ago with the director of this movie, and I remember him talking about the basic ideas for the plot in class, as well as the Kickstarter campaign to try and initially fund it. It's so wild for me to see this, all these years later. Hope you're doing well, Brendan!
@@Charlie-j5h3uif your confused by "Hope you're doing well, Brendan!" He means the director. The director of this movie and brendan from mws have the same name
I had genuinely never once heard of this movie in my 14 years of existence and that’s not that often that they cover a movie that I hadn’t at least heard of.
@@TheMiningCrafter I learned about it from a podcast a couple years ago. And even then it’s a niche within a niche so I’m not surprised ya hadn’t heard of it
Fun Fact: The Exorcist, Altair, is played by Aurelio Voltaire, the singer known for the song "Brains" from Billy and Mandy, among others. (I honestly love his music, not sure why he's in this movie lmao)
I think he just likes playing that kind of character. He has an upcoming movie called "The Demonatrix" where he plays a priest. His mentor in the movie is also going to be played by Doug Bradley so that's double cool.
I loved the part where VelociPastor said "it's VelociPastin' time" and preached with velocity all over those guys. (BTW please review The Angry Birds Movie)
omg, I legit would never have known those were fake bible verses and you guys looking them up made my day. thats legit the funniest part. this movie is a hidden gem
I absolutely love how all three of them share like the exact same brain cell. Love this channel, just guys being dudes and having fun, you never fail to make me laugh! Keep up the amazing work!
Fun fact: A velociraptor was actually super small. The one you usually see in media like Jurassic park or this, is actually a deinonychus. So this would be ‘Deinonypastor’.
The guy who said “the hounds of hell are truly loose” and did the evil laugh is an awesome goth TH-camr and musician and his character is the ONLY thing I knew about this movie
Chinese ninjas from australia hunting down a pastor that can convert into a velociraptor and a woman explodes for some reason out of nowhere: the movie
This entire movie is unironically hysterical. I watched this with my friends and we were in tears. We still send the “She’s Fine” screenshot to each other
I’ve always wondered if the whole budget went to getting Voltaire for the project, but from what I’ve heard he’s actually pretty cool so who knows. Highly recommend ‘ Llamageddon ‘ and ‘Spaghettiman’ also
2 points of interest: this movie cost $36,000 to make, which is $35,950 more than what I thought. And also, Aurelio Voltaire is a musician that did a lot of music for Billy and Mandy who also has a TH-cam channel.
“I had parents once”
he’d be no match for someone who had parents twice
wait for the person who had no parents, quivering in fear
oh wait
Peter Parker
ive had parents more times than you could ever imagine
He'd be no match for someone who had parents thrice
Orphans
"how did your parents die?"
"in a VFX: Car on Fire"
“A VFX Car on Fire?! A VFX Car on Fire killed Lily and James Potter?! That’s an outrage!!”
“Your parents died Doug, it’s what parents do. They die on you”
Of course how could I froget
Froget 𓆏
@@Blacktemplarmarine354frog🐸
Froget... Froggit... Undertale???
Alfred should have told Bruce that
He forgor
I about actually fainted at the war flashback.
"There's nothing we can do for her, she's too far gone" had me dead
It would've been funnier if she just turned into bones, in my opinion
It had you dead just like his wife
Got the same vibe as that South Park episode where Butters pretends to kill himself and s medic goes up to the blown up pig carcass and takes its pulse and says “he’s gone😢”
I think it had her dead too
@@Suspiciously_Specific_Sam It's just a Crash Bandicoot death scene
VFX: Car on fire
some michael bay type shit💀
VFX: Car on fire
VFX: Car on fire
VFX: Car on fire
VFX: Car on fire
“I don’t know much about God.”
“I don’t know much about dinosaurs.”
I was half-expecting them to run up to each other and kiss after the second line. 😅
so the girl called him a hoocker or is that just me that heard that?
“Your parents died Doug, it’s what parents do.”
Ah yes, *People die when they are killed*
no.........
oh I thought they turned to dust😲
Shiro's wisdom echoes through the ages
kill-falldown
Ah yes. The floor is made of floor
i think it's funny yall think sharknado "knows what it is" but think this movie doesnt, this movie has impeccable and intentional comedic timing lmaoooo
Should have been reworded to “sharknado doesn’t really try to be outwardly funny”
THANK YOU! Finally someone actually gets it!
I loved it when the Velociraptor morphed into the VFX Car on Fire
VFX CAR ON FIRE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I think you mean Velocipastor.
and in the tf2 font too
Illuminarti: The autistic ninjas who hunt down priests who turn into dinosaurs.
*Makes sense to me, Jude*
It makes so much sense, what do you mean
You’re completely right.
I understand now.
Thanks for the reminder!
@@Perfect.unsymmetrywell yeah that’s why he said it makes sense
OH MY HOLY CANNOLI I HAVE
N E V E R
HAD THIS MANY LIKES!!! Thank you all!!!
you forgotted that they’re Australian and Chinese
Jurassic Park with a $5 budget
that budget is too high.
@@Quantum_Animations
They spent the budget on Burger King
@@scribbledoodle2003 1p went into the movie
that's 5 dollars too much.
5 Indian rupees
Can I recommend 'Rubber'? It's a horror comedy about a killer tire. And just *how* is this tire killing people? Well with its psychic powers *obviously*.
Or maybe you guys can watch Killer Sofa, I still giggle at the scene where the recliner dumps a body over the railing and turns around to see someone else.
I'm sorry, Killer WHAT?! I NEED TO SEE THAT.
Where can i watch rubber
@@quintencornelissen2274 It's on Tubi for free if I remember correctly.
Then the tire falls in love with some French lady or something and starts stalking her. It's absolutely amazing.
wait im actually really curious, is that movie about the killer tire real?
Ohhh, now I get it. So this is the origin story of that one Spider-Man villain, the one who really really wanted to become a dinosaur, then became a dinosaur, and then wanted to turn everyone else into dinosaurs, for some reason. Makes so much more sense now.
Sauroman?
“You could cure cancer with this technology.”, “BUT I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS!”
There’s actually two: Sauron and Stegron
I think it’s Sauron in this case, because Sauron is the Pterodactyl man
yes
I love movies that start with a ridiculous premise but play it completely straight and try as hard as possible to make it legitimately good.
It looks more like they were trying as hard as possible to make it legitimately bad
@j.b.5422 It's a task failed successfully kinda thing as far as this one goes
No, it was clearly meant to be a comedy. No idea how you could think this was ever meant to be taken seriously.
This sounds exactly like one of those ‘skits’ you’d play with your friends as a kid that is absolutely ridiculous, but you have a blast anyway.
Also, I’m still petitioning for the Smurfs 2011. It’s only a matter of time.
yes
Yes. Please smurfs 2011
Nah they need to do the trilogy like the Fred movies
@@dfx13productions47you're right it would be so funny if they binged all 3 fred movies in one giant video that was one hour eight minutes and thirty five seconds long
Guess I'll petition too
14:55 I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS I WAS ACTUALLY CRYING 😭😭💀WE NEED TO NEED TO PUT THAT STUPID AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS OUTRO OVER THE ZOOM IN
IT WAS INSANE!
Ngl VFX: Car on fire was crazy… such a brilliant trick! It looked so real!
Idk anymore if the editing in the move was legitimate or if it was all a joke like the office. 😂
Same thing with the script lol
17:15: “it’s like the Illuminati but more autistic” is the bust thing to ever come out of Josiah’s mouth on this channel.
it's like me fr
This has the budget of approximately a ham sandwich.
“Your parents died Doug, it’s what parents do. They die on you”
You hear hat folks? Don’t have kids and you won’t die
I just imagine a trex having a plaster shirt saying “rooh roar and gro ror” and the other dinosaurs say amen
I went to high school 16 years ago with the director of this movie, and I remember him talking about the basic ideas for the plot in class, as well as the Kickstarter campaign to try and initially fund it. It's so wild for me to see this, all these years later. Hope you're doing well, Brendan!
wait what
@@Charlie-j5h3uif your confused by "Hope you're doing well, Brendan!" He means the director. The director of this movie and brendan from mws have the same name
The fake bible versus got me dead, the effort was not there😂
Cheech 4:20
"Dave's not here, son of man"
"because his dad's about to get blown up by frankie mermaid" is something i never thought i would hear as a sentence
It makes me unbelievably happy that you guys know this movie exists. It’s such a good bad movie.
But does it exist? I don’t feel like it qualifies to exist
I had genuinely never once heard of this movie in my 14 years of existence and that’s not that often that they cover a movie that I hadn’t at least heard of.
Good bad? I present, G A D
@@TheMiningCrafter I learned about it from a podcast a couple years ago. And even then it’s a niche within a niche so I’m not surprised ya hadn’t heard of it
Fun Fact: The Exorcist, Altair, is played by Aurelio Voltaire, the singer known for the song "Brains" from Billy and Mandy, among others.
(I honestly love his music, not sure why he's in this movie lmao)
I think he just likes playing that kind of character. He has an upcoming movie called "The Demonatrix" where he plays a priest. His mentor in the movie is also going to be played by Doug Bradley so that's double cool.
This movie is like the love child of every B movie, mixed with the amazing bulk
Josiah: I love this pimp guy
Bren : that is Jschlatt
@Theghostinthecorner nah I think it's very realistic
The greatest movie since "Suburban Sasquatch".
now I want to watch suburban sasquatch
Wrrrwrrr
why did my dyslexic ass read this as submarine sasquatch
I thought that was just a rifftrax clip
Bro just referenced that one game lonely goomba played once Titled "Urban Yeti"
1:33 surprised to hear the Jurassic Park sting played on a bass guitar
You have watched velocipastor. I deem you no longer cowards. Thank you.
0:30 [TPOT intro starts]
“Rar roar rarrarr ree”
-velocipastor
“Amen”
- Other Dino’s
"What's my name?" "Frankie Mermaid."
Ah yes. And my name is Sasha Dumbbells
This movie feels like it was made in the 60's, and I love it
I love how this doesn’t take itself seriously at all, it really feels like an episode of the office haha
I loved the part where VelociPastor said "it's VelociPastin' time" and preached with velocity all over those guys.
(BTW please review The Angry Birds Movie)
😊
Yes they should review the movie angry birds because some of the jokes made me laugh my ass off
YESSSSSSS
they were late like 7 years with that movie
they would love both angry birda movies
"i had parents once" gives me flashbacks to "y'know i had a brother his name was Garrett"
Me too!
VFX: Society on microwave
omg, I legit would never have known those were fake bible verses and you guys looking them up made my day. thats legit the funniest part. this movie is a hidden gem
22:02 this is just hilarious 😂
"I'm a dinosaur!"
18:04 I MUST CONFESS that i FEELLIKE A MONSTER!
VFX car on fire is literally my twitter bio. That’s how much this movie has influenced me and the culture around me😂😂
I hate it when my parents die on me, but sadly it's what they do. Happens most weeks
This movie takes absolutely nothing about it seriously and I love it
The "WWWWHHHAAT?" at 5:48 took years off my life
I absolutely love how all three of them share like the exact same brain cell. Love this channel, just guys being dudes and having fun, you never fail to make me laugh! Keep up the amazing work!
10:47 and no one is going to talk about what he is doing with those books?! Hahaha 😂
The “I had parents once” line gives me Fnaf movie Garret flashbacks
20:42 so glad we’re getting more bluey references
7:18 That is hilarious! :)
It’s like the Illuminati but autistic. That killed me
The fact they watched the entire movie without figuring out it was a parody was almost funnier than the movie itself
I really think they knew. They were having way too much fun ignoring that fact😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: A velociraptor was actually super small. The one you usually see in media like Jurassic park or this, is actually a deinonychus. So this would be ‘Deinonypastor’.
Aurelio Voltaire showing up was a surprise, but a welcome one. We love our resident goth farther figure.
The guy who said “the hounds of hell are truly loose” and did the evil laugh is an awesome goth TH-camr and musician and his character is the ONLY thing I knew about this movie
ok
This entire movie is just what would happen when me and my friends would pretend to be dinosaurs and people in Elementary School.
“gmod ERROR”
1:21 he either drives with the “douchebag” position or the trucker position (they both use one hand near the top of the wheel)
17:16 my favorite part because I'm autistic 😂
"they're SAD because the person they killed DIED" absolutely ended me
21:52 now to make sharknado look like a masterpiece
19:43 someone needs to make this line into a song, it’s perfect lol
“We’ll fix it in post” is my electronic class’ motto lol
OKAY BUT the moment she meets with the pimp killed me
"...CArOl.....hey.." *slap*
The acting in this movie is like those ads where the have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms
truuuuue
I've always wanted to watch Velocipastor and see how bad everyone says it is.
well it does have a 61% critics score and 74% audience score on rotten tomatoes
@@philhartman1948
Critics: Good job! That was... (D) AWFUL
Audience: That was... (C) BAD
@snabelenjoyer777 that score is way too high for how bad this movie was
It's a spoof of horror movies
@@RoboDude-tl9edit's a good bad movie
I can now proudly say that I quote "touch not thy sinning hands" several times a day
Yes
Yep
Yeah
Ok
Yea
I agree
"go to the place God would not go" me: Arkansas?
And here I thought The Amazing Bulk was the worst thing I've ever seen.
When you just ate someone as a velociraptor but you have confession at 3
yes
VFX car on fire is basically half of my humor
“There’s nothing we can do for her” she got turned into a liquid ofc you can’t do anything
lol
I love the scene when the priest shouted, "it's velocipastorin' time!" then velocipastored all over the place. truly a movie.
17:16
I think that is the hardest I have ever laughed at a microwave society video
This can't be even be called a movie, it's on par with a ytp or a home video
I have absolutely no idea what the plot of this movie was. Not the motivation, the end goal, I am just *lost.*
china
"Your parents died, thats what they do" I'm gunna say that when my best friends parents died at their funeral
This is one hundred percent intentionally terrible. Funny as hell
I don't need to watch any movies because I have Microwave Society, Alex Meyers, and Ryan George's Pitch meetings lol
So true dude are we the same person
swap ryan george for razzle and you have me
@@armageddon7432 never heard of them, i will have to look them up
Literally me
Omg Voltaire was in this?!
13:23 YUP 🤟🏻😁
Chinese ninjas from australia hunting down a pastor that can convert into a velociraptor and a woman explodes for some reason out of nowhere: the movie
18:00 Monster rocks bro. I love that song fr
VFX: Comment that says a joke referencing "VFX: Car on Fire"
This entire movie is unironically hysterical. I watched this with my friends and we were in tears. We still send the “She’s Fine” screenshot to each other
From 1:33-1:38 they showed the scene that used a Jurassic Park motif. Nice touch since it’s a dinosaur movie. Love those references!
20:28 the office ahh zoom in
I’ve always wondered if the whole budget went to getting Voltaire for the project, but from what I’ve heard he’s actually pretty cool so who knows.
Highly recommend ‘ Llamageddon ‘ and ‘Spaghettiman’ also
Least capitalized on joke was that he slayed in that dress
2 points of interest: this movie cost $36,000 to make, which is $35,950 more than what I thought. And also, Aurelio Voltaire is a musician that did a lot of music for Billy and Mandy who also has a TH-cam channel.
1:23 YOU CAN SEE THE BORDER OF THE GREEN SCREEN
SPLATOON SQUID.
SPLATOON SQUID.
SPLATOON SQUID.
Woomy
*woomy sounds*
@@SHADOW_ROSE23421 squid noises intensify
"Your parents died Doug. It's what they do."
Disney when trying to write any movie ever be like.
yes
"Now what's my name?"
"Franky Mermaid."
''my parents are dead'' never even mentions them again also i have a movie recommendation good morning Vietnam
The Amazing Bulk has found a contender, I see.
That battle would be legendary
facial expressions: funny
Laughs: infectious
the three wise men of the modern era
love you guys
As a dino nerd this seems like when you buy jurassic park at dollar general
The red man fears no xbox
Commissioner Gordon to child Bruce Wayne: “Parents die. It’s what they do.”