Fun fact: I went to see Morbius opening day and as I was leaving they gave me a ticket to come back and see a free movie. That’s not a meme, that’s ACTUALLY happened
17:53 I don’t know why but this bit made me piss myself laughing. Like, he’s at running speed in one scene, then he’s _rocketing_ out of a concrete wall like he was just launched from a plane in the next. He’s also incoherently roaring as he does it, like yes, this was a totally necessary sound we need him to make.
I love my theater because when someone said “Watch out Morbius!” when Morbius was fighting Milo Morbius in a intense fight. Totally one of the movies of all time truly a experience.
i remember a similar thing, Morbius fighted Milo Morbius, One of the guys in th thearter sayed "Morbius to your left!" and Morbius actually dodged !!!! He heard them even though a movie, this seals Morbius as one of the movies of all time to me
My favorite scene in the movie is when doctor Michael Morbius accepts his inner Morb, and says its Morbin time! best character development in a superhero movie since green lantern and elektra, I'll give this movie a Morb/10
Fun fact I think I heard that in the sequel "Mor2bius" SnickersMan is going to show up and say it's Snicking time!! Can't wait for the movie coming out in 2024
Nothing about this movie is funnier than knowing that Matt Smith, a man who was the lead in one of the most confusing shows in history, was confused by the Morbius script.
Sandman: has the powers of a partical acceleroator- becomes pile of sand Shocker: can send out waves that can make people explode- robs convience stores Kraven: has the secret power of mind control- decides to hunt animals for cool fur clothing
Rhino: A brutish Russian mobster - Wears a Halloween costume of a rhino Lizard: A brilliant scientist that can cure any disease, Turns himself into a lizard because he was tired of being amputated Chameleon and Mysterious: Have the ability to make life-Changing technology- use it to trick people Venom: has the powers of spider-man but on steroids - Eats people and trolls Spider-Man
Like the Spiderman villains same goes for one piece fruits, I once saw how a kid was playing guess the fruit ability with an adult who never saw one piece, it went like that: flame, turns you into flame buddha, turns you into buddha Buffalo, turns you into Buffalo dragon, turns you into dragon phoenix, turns you into Phoenix light, turns you into light and they kept like that for about 30 minutes straight.
I really love that scene in Matrorbius where Morbius was kidnapped by the Smorbs and Neorbius and Trintorbius fight through a building and steal a helicopter to save him so he can see Nairobius again in Ziorbius
If you love how corny Spider-Man villains names are you’ll love to know that there is a Spider-Man villain who is named “The Wall”. He’s a man fused with a brick wall whose only appearance had him ruin a baseball game.
The Morbolonian Morbor The Morb Wars Tales of the Morbs Morbsoka Morbius:Fallen Morb Morbius:Morbvivour The Morb Batch Morbi-Wan Morbobi Morb Wars: Morbels The Morb Unleashed The Morb Unleashed II Morb Wars: Morblefront Morb Wars: Morblefront II Morbpublic Morbmandos Morb Wars: Morber Morbius Academy Morb Wars: The Old Morb Morb Wars: Morbs of the Old Morb The Morb of Morba Fett
You guys ever heard of the behind the scenes thing with Jared Leto for Morbius? Primarily the fact that Jared Leto walked in crutches to get into character of Michael Morbius which became a massive time-waster for the production team whenever Jared Leto had to go to the bathroom, (Apparently they were 45 minute bathroom breaks). They had to put Jared Leto in a wheelchair just to get production moving faster.
I believe it was Robert Pattinson who said something to the effect of "You never see people going full Method when they're playing someone pleasant." Something tells me Leto didn't need to get too far away from himself to play an edgy AF egotistical alleged genius who sucks the life out of people.
I still feel bad for the people who where fans of morbius prior to this movie. Imagine seeing a character you love finally getting a movie, and you get *this.*
Every time I go to theatres its with friends and family, Morbius was legitimately the first movie I've ever gone to see in a theatre alone, I'm glad I did because the movie was so emotionally charged I was weeping the whole time
Ya know what's funny? Morbius needed constant blood transfusions before he well, morbed. So essentially, all that happened is that he's essentially cured of his condition, can use any blood he has on hand, doesn't need to be hooked up to a machine for the transfusion AND gets superpowers in return. I'm sure blood drives still exist in that universe. He'd be fine. In fact, why did he even run from the cops? They would know he needs blood transfusions constantly.
I’m pretty sure you can buy blood from the store (animal blood) so he can just do that to keep him self sustained. They never specified he needed HUMAN BLOOD.
"a guy that obtained fusion power and became an octopus" is enough to know we're talking about Dr Octavius lmao. but to be honest, this man had zero lab safety. his wife, and his lifes work, both lost due to a moment of ego, refusing to listen to others telling him to stop the experiment. he also straight up died for a good few hours, and had his conciousness fused with that of an AI. i can imagine that would twist a mind.
16:57 this was my favorite part of the movie and the most memorable and it's my favorite thing to share with my friends who haven't seen the film. It's such a terrible line and I love it so dearly because of it.
The Morbius Cinematic Morbverse thru 2071 Morbius (2022) Morbius 2: MoreBius (2024) Morbius 3 (2024) Morbius vs Blade (2025) Morbius vs the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2027) (morbius wins) Morbius vs the DC Extended Universe (2028) (morbius wins) Morbius 7: Morbius kills god (2029) Morbius 8: The Reckoning (2029) Morbius 9 (2030) Morbius X (2032) Morbius: The Series (2032-2189) Morbius XI: Morbin Time (2034) Morbius 12: Resurrection (2034) Morbius the Thirteenth (2036) Morbiverse of Madness (2037) Morbius 15: Morbius (2037) Morbius vs Jared Leto (2038) Morbius vs Kong (2038) Morbius vs Morbius (2039) Morbius 19 (2040) Morbius: 20th (Century) Morbius (2040) 21 Morbiuses (2041) Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 1 (2041) Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 2 (2042) Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 3 (2043) Morbius 25: Morbidly Morbius (2043) Morbius vs Blade II (2044) Morbinity War (2045) Morbgame (2046) Morbius 29 (2047) Morbius vs Jared Leto II (2047) Son of Morbius (2048) Morbius 2049 (2049) The Morbengers (2050) Morb Man and the Morbius (2050) Captain Morbius (2050) Morbius 36 (2051) Morbius 37: The Morbtacular Morbius (2052) Morbius and Venom (2053) Morbius vs Venom (2053) Morbius Kills Venom (2053) Morbception (2054) Morbius 43: Morbius Gaming (2054) Morbius 44: Morbiuses Eleven (2055) Morbius: A New Morb (2056) Morbius: The Morbpire Strikes Back (2056) Morbius: Return of the Morbi (2057) Morbius 48 (2058) Morbius: Morbius (2058) Morbius 50 (2059) Morbius: The Phantom Morbius (2060) Morbius: Attack of the Morbs (2061) Morbius: Revenge of the Morb (2061) Morbius 54: Morbzilla (2062) Morbius: Little House on the Morbrie (2063) Morbius: The Morb Awakens (2064) Morbius: The Last Morb (2064) Morbius: The Rise of Morbius (2065) Morbius: Beyond (2066) Morbius: Into Morbness (2067) Morbius 62 (2068) Morbius and the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2069) Fantastic Morbius (2070) The Morbman (2070) The Morbius (2071) Breaking Morbius (2071)
"Morbed is a former thief. It is said that he possesses a mysterious lantern that he keeps shackled to his wrist, and can wield powers possessed by Necromancers, Wizards, Crusaders, and Druids." "MORB (acronym of mid-ocean ridge basalt) is the rock (basaltic in composition) formed by eruption of magma at the oceanic spreading centers to form the oceanic crust. It is commonly porphyritic with plagioclase or more rarely olivine phenocrysts."
Fun fact: I went to go see The Batman, but instead played Morbius! The crowd went wild with joy and excitement to see Morbius and completely forgot about Batman
When me and my brother went to see Dr strange multivitamins of molasses, there was a group of older teen siting in the upper rows, and during the Marvel opening, one of them yelled "Morbius?!", in such a way where it wasn't too loud but you could still hear, So fucking funny
Y'all can mock the Spidey villains but as wild and silly as they are, they're the main Marvel villains I actually remember and enjoy. Honestly have no idea how this film became a meme (I've never seen it, but has anyone else?). I feel like it's because we haven't had a current disaster b-movie in so long. Regardless, I loved seeing this after my period of Breath of the Wild playing. I feel like it was meant to be, seeing Jude's shirt.
the reason it became a meme was because nobody actually watched it, so it became a joke that everyone watched it even though very little people actually did.
Mr. Incredimorb using the last bit of battery on his phone to call his wife, Elastimorb to tell her he was about to die saving that schoolbus was one of the emotional moments in any movie I've seen 🥺
You forgot about the part where Incredimorb went on a tangent about how “Over There needs to take care of itself” after incinerating a drug dealer’s stash
6:12 In Dr. Octopus' defense, the chip thing that allowed him to control the robot arms got F.ked once the ""power of the sun"" blew up in that building and somehow the arms managed to take control of his brain (so basically the robot arms are the "true" villain, not Dr. Octopus himself) A dumb explanation? 100%, but an explanation nonetheless Still better than transform an entire city into giant lizards just because yes 👀
Pretty much. He started to go mad when the arms ai fused with his nervous system and started poisoning his mind. ever since then he was a hostage to himself. No Way Home pretty much sums it up. He learned to be better by helping to stop the green goblin. Too bad the movie effectively retcons his development.
28:42 THANK YOU BREN! My thoughts exactly. With the introduction of the multiverse everything has gotten way too complicated and downright unenjoyable (at least after No Way Home). On the topic of multiverse, you could also say that in a parallel universe Marvel could be called Morbel because it is the production studio of all time that made movies
Honestly I disagree. People forget because it was over a decade ago, but the four year lead up to Avengers was bloodlettingly slow, and then it began to pick up the pace as they worked through the Phases, with Infinity War and Endgame being the fastest paced in terms of events. Based on that original four year wait, we can assume that Marvel is going to ramp up from Shang-Chi in 2021 to some form of Avengers, maybe in 2026, maybe earlier. They’re definitely placing down the pieces for various characters to come in, including building some in the shows. Right now it seems like we’re leading into a Dark Avengers, or at least a Young Avengers team, even if said team doesn’t have a film called “Young Avengers”
1:48 Fun Fact; Vampires are just A Thing in Marvel Comics. Dracula actually exists in marvel, and had descendants. Also, Vampire Bats IRL don't act ANYWHERE NEAR as aggressive as these bats. Theory; the bats Morbius takes DNA from are actually Vampiric Bats infected by actual vampires.
Throw everything that makes a movie bad these days and you have the making of a movie. What do I mean by a "movie"? There's some unintentional laughs but it's not really a... hilarious movie. It's not an intelligent movie, it's not an artistic movie, it's hardly an action movie, it's not a drama, and it's not a horror film. It's simply a movie. A collection of moving pictures which tells a story. Who would I recommend this movie to? People with the mindset of a teenage boy who thinks cringy dead memes is eternally funny.
I'm so glad Josiah mentioned the random pink lettering for the intro cos I don't see too many people talking about how the title card looks nothing like the font they use for all the promotional stuff
22:06 let me tell you something that pisses me off so he says “I am venom” but in the trailer he continues saying “I’m just playing it’s your old pal doctor Michael morbius” as a joke but the cut the joke so it’s like WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYY
Loved the scene where Milorbius hits the Yoinky Sploinky after killing four police officers in a subway. This movie had some of the writing of all time.
I never realized how dumb most of Spider-Man’s villains are until now. Still love them all to death but makes me question what drugs the writers were taking when they made those characters
6:06 yeah, I realized that too. I mean, I think the only way I can still make them pass as villains is that not everyone is gonna be like Peter Parker. They're not going to find the goodness of themselves to give to others and not be villains, and while that has happened to some of Spider-Man's villains (mainly Dr. Conners) they're villains because society made them villains (if you know some of their backstories)
You have method actors who you know have talent and are willing to push themselves for the sake of entertaining everyone for that next level of believability in the movie and then you have Jerod Leto.
Jared Leto has been good in one (1) movie and it was House of Gucci, a movie in which the makeup and hair department successfully made you forget that the weird Italian cousin was in fact Jared Leto
God, I’ve heard the movie’s cgi was bad, but with you guys slowing down scenes, you REALLY see how bad it truly is… Also holy crap, your content is addicting and I love your chemistry
Fun fact: I went to see Morbius opening day and as I was leaving they gave me a ticket to come back and see a free movie. That’s not a meme, that’s ACTUALLY happened
Are you going to use it to see Morbius again?
Real world exploit to see infinite showings of Morbius
@@WhateverAlex thought about it, but I took it as a sign from God to see something other than the movie ever made again
@@lisan3627 real world exploit to get infinite migraines
@Elektro Gaming you’re about to tell him to use it on minions rise of gru arent you
I love how it uses no cg, it is all real, jered leto was really flying.
What are you talking about, flying? He was morbin all over, not flying. There is a difference
@@squidsurge71 You're telling me he was morbin all over the place? Ew
Your don't deserve me at my morbest
You need me at morbworst
Shout out to all those guys who were sacrificed to Jered for this film.
@@glassofwater281Yea, he was
Confirmed Morbius Sequels:
- Morbius 2: Morebius
- Morbius 3: Morbthreeus
- Morbius 4: Fourbius
morebius more like moreBS
Morbius 5: Morbiu5
- Morbius 6: Morsixbius
Morbius 7: Mo7ebius
Morbius 8: MOR8IUS
A moment of silence for the manhole cover we accidentally shot to space.
Fastest man-made object in history
It actually just vaporized from the atmosphere
Hmm achstually it jusht vaporizhed from the atmoshphere 🤓
Morbius is somehow in the venom series,like what???
@@FiatUno2003I'm gonna goon on your face for that comment. Get ready 🗣️🙏
17:53 I don’t know why but this bit made me piss myself laughing. Like, he’s at running speed in one scene, then he’s _rocketing_ out of a concrete wall like he was just launched from a plane in the next. He’s also incoherently roaring as he does it, like yes, this was a totally necessary sound we need him to make.
Five nights at Freddy
17:51 micheal! Don’t leave me in here!
It reminds me of that video of the guy that got launched into the judge's table at a sporting event when the springboard broke.
I love my theater because when someone said “Watch out Morbius!” when Morbius was fighting Milo Morbius in a intense fight. Totally one of the movies of all time truly a experience.
I would've burst out laughing so hard at that.
Morbius. The most movie of time. Truly a movie.
they're very concerned, alright?
i remember a similar thing, Morbius fighted Milo Morbius, One of the guys in th thearter sayed "Morbius to your left!" and Morbius actually dodged !!!! He heard them even though a movie, this seals Morbius as one of the movies of all time to me
@@WaddlerTheDuck woah that's crazy thanks for telling your experience.
The humble beginning of the MCU. The Morbius Cinematic Universe.
yes
Yes
Ues
Yes
The Microwave Cinematic Universe
My favorite scene in the movie is when doctor Michael Morbius accepts his inner Morb, and says its Morbin time! best character development in a superhero movie since green lantern and elektra, I'll give this movie a Morb/10
‘it’s time for micheal to let ‘er MORB!’
*the stains of times play*
Morb
its morbillion because it is the most movie in the universe ✨️
that scene was so good, but i liked the scene right after when he goes full morbius mode and morbs all over the bad guys
I like when he morbs all over the bad guys
Imagine if someone makes a movie about how Morbius was made and will call it "It's Morbin' Time"
How morbius morbed to be
Moments of Morbation: the making of Morbius
16:59 I love the Snickers promotion in the middle of the hit film Morbius
Fun fact I think I heard that in the sequel "Mor2bius" SnickersMan is going to show up and say it's Snicking time!! Can't wait for the movie coming out in 2024
Thank you for giving us a safe environment for seeing Morbius without having to watch Morbius
0:10 I love how Jude is physically repulsed by calling Morbius the best film of all time
I would be too
it’s not it’s the film of all time
@@GoheezyEz no it’s the motion picture of all time
@@GoheezyEz No it is not, it is barely a movie
@@diamondmetal3062 Remember to morb.
Nothing about this movie is funnier than knowing that Matt Smith, a man who was the lead in one of the most confusing shows in history, was confused by the Morbius script.
Doctor Who isn't that confusing. It's just the adventures of an alien and their companion through time and space.
@@theunigamer194 it's confusing if you read a plot summary without watching the show, because a lot of Doctor Who is batshit.
That’s hilarious
@@rozmarinideas5340 well morbius is-
Doctor who isn't confusing its amazing
6:55 There's actually a batman villain named Kurt Langstrum who wanted to cure deaf people using bat DNA.... he turned into a giant bat.
You forgot to mention hes called Man Bat
19:56 bruh why is jared leto the ticket from the polar express flying around
You literally explained that in the best way possible
Describing this movie as "DC tried to make a Marvel movie" has told me everything I need to know.
That’s an insult to Wonder Woman and The Suicide Squad
@@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho not really since they were outliers for being good.
@@nobody5093 for what it’s worth I liked Aquaman, even if in hindsight Amber Heard is a piece of steaming hot shit.
@@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho which suicide squad
@@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho Those where the DC movie that tried to be DC and not Marvel
This easily gets a 1/∞ out of 10 in my book, can't wait for a sequel.
Morbius 2; Into the Morb-verse.
Morbius 2: Even Morber
You indeed physically can't wait for a sequel if that sequel never comes.
Morbius 2: Return of the morb
@@Ryann9 morbious 2: electric boogaloo
MWS doesn't stand for MicroWaveSociety it actually stands for:
Morbius
Worbius
Sorbius
Hope this helps.
Morphin time
Milowave Society
Morbception
thank you for this info
Subscrorbius
Sandman: has the powers of a partical acceleroator- becomes pile of sand
Shocker: can send out waves that can make people explode- robs convience stores
Kraven: has the secret power of mind control- decides to hunt animals for cool fur clothing
Kraven can mind control? I thought he's just a crazy hunter - guy.
they can't all be winners.
@@paulbillhardt he also has nipple lasers
(Look it up)
Rhino: A brutish Russian mobster - Wears a Halloween costume of a rhino Lizard: A brilliant scientist that can cure any disease, Turns himself into a lizard because he was tired of being amputated Chameleon and Mysterious: Have the ability to make life-Changing technology- use it to trick people Venom: has the powers of spider-man but on steroids - Eats people and trolls Spider-Man
Like the Spiderman villains same goes for one piece fruits, I once saw how a kid was playing guess the fruit ability with an adult who never saw one piece, it went like that:
flame, turns you into flame
buddha, turns you into buddha
Buffalo, turns you into Buffalo
dragon, turns you into dragon
phoenix, turns you into Phoenix
light, turns you into light
and they kept like that for about 30 minutes straight.
I feel like the words Morbius and Morb is like the word Smurf where you can use it everywhere and it just works.
Oh morb, that kinda works…
PaPa Morb, Handy Morb, Clumsy Morb, Morbette
@@catto8909 the words “papa morb” will forever haunt me till the day I die
@@asdatrollys8944 morbette will have the same effect on me...morbette
@@catto8909 Grumpy Morb
The reaction to "you don't want to see me when I'm hungry" was just amazing
You’re not yourself when your hungry.
@@broadex9080 best scene in the morb movie
@@fantasticbirdblue no it is not the best scene is when Morbius says "It's morbin time"
Milo vs Morbius really shook me to my core,
the morb counter was off the charts with this absolute movie ever! Truly changing!
I really love that scene in Matrorbius where Morbius was kidnapped by the Smorbs and Neorbius and Trintorbius fight through a building and steal a helicopter to save him so he can see Nairobius again in Ziorbius
19:45
Holy shit, this is both hilarious and terrifying.
How did you do it so perfectly, STOP IT.
There should be a compilation of Bren's tiny face being able to do every facial expression
@@nucleardino8992Yes, I support this.
@@nucleardino8992LOL FR
i love in the scene where Mobius says "I feel a kinship with these creatures." you can see a boom mic in the back
Oh good lordy
What time was that at lmao
Morbius was one of the movies of all time
The actors acted
The director directed
It was rated and it made over an amount of tickets at the box office
It was in the box office twice and was rated and made tickets
Its a shame that my actor ever, James Corbius wasn’t in it
this sounds like a shel sliverstein poem
it indeed did. and it will remain to be the movie ever. its morbin time
Not explaining if its good or bad, your just saying it exists.
If you love how corny Spider-Man villains names are you’ll love to know that there is a Spider-Man villain who is named “The Wall”. He’s a man fused with a brick wall whose only appearance had him ruin a baseball game.
Sounds a lot like Danny the Street
The Silver Age was wild.
He also has the Ability to fall like a Wall but get up fast
whAT
geometry man was way better
Morbius 2: Attack of Morbius
Morbius 3: Revenge of Morbius
Morbius 4: A new Morbius
Morbius 5: Morbius strikes back
Morbius 6: Return of Morbius
You forgot Morb One and Morb: A star wars story
@@cardboard9124 And the Morb Awakens, The Last Morbius, and The Rise of Morbwalker
The Morbolonian
Morbor
The Morb Wars
Tales of the Morbs
Morbsoka
Morbius:Fallen Morb
Morbius:Morbvivour
The Morb Batch
Morbi-Wan Morbobi
Morb Wars: Morbels
The Morb Unleashed
The Morb Unleashed II
Morb Wars: Morblefront
Morb Wars: Morblefront II
Morbpublic Morbmandos
Morb Wars: Morber
Morbius Academy
Morb Wars: The Old Morb
Morb Wars: Morbs of the Old Morb
The Morb of Morba Fett
And this movie is Morbius 1: The Phantom Morbius.
Morbious 2: the morb returns
Morbius 3: back for morb
Morbius 4: the morb the merrier
Morbius is actually a documentary and all really happened. This movie used zero cgi and is one of the moviest movies of all time.
I honestly believe if Matt Smith and Jered Leto switched roles this movie would be passable
No, no, no. Even if the main roles were switched, I doubt Matt Smith would actually make Morbius better as a character and the movie
@@falcon8105 cause Jared Leto is what makes this movie...... A movie
@@isaiahvaldez3330 he doesn’t just make it a movie, he makes it THE movie of all time
@@theman6422 Probably the movie created of all time
Or if it didn't have jered leto, at all?
You guys ever heard of the behind the scenes thing with Jared Leto for Morbius?
Primarily the fact that Jared Leto walked in crutches to get into character of Michael Morbius which became a massive time-waster for the production team whenever Jared Leto had to go to the bathroom, (Apparently they were 45 minute bathroom breaks). They had to put Jared Leto in a wheelchair just to get production moving faster.
I believe it was Robert Pattinson who said something to the effect of "You never see people going full Method when they're playing someone pleasant." Something tells me Leto didn't need to get too far away from himself to play an edgy AF egotistical alleged genius who sucks the life out of people.
This is the same guy who sent used condoms and cheap used anal beads to his coworkers while working on Suicide Squad
Maybe I'm looking to deeply into this but with him being a totally able bodied grown man this seems kinda fucked up for him to do lol
I still feel bad for the people who where fans of morbius prior to this movie. Imagine seeing a character you love finally getting a movie, and you get *this.*
26:08
Love that sneaky little Avatar reference
6:36 the guy who wanted to become a wheel, so guess what he called himself...
No, not the wheel, the BIG Wheel!
The giggle fit these guys have starting at 5:53 while shit talking spider-man villains has got my sides into earth’s MORBIT.
Well done lads
You mean Earth's morbit?
@@UmhelloIexist ah yes, my mistake on that spelling error. Let me fix that.
Yall forgot about the guy who wore antifriction stuff and was also an enemy to spiderman
They forgot about "The Wall" who was also a spiderman villain
@@b-29superfortress21 That is the supervillain of all time.
Every time I go to theatres its with friends and family, Morbius was legitimately the first movie I've ever gone to see in a theatre alone, I'm glad I did because the movie was so emotionally charged I was weeping the whole time
Ya know what's funny? Morbius needed constant blood transfusions before he well, morbed. So essentially, all that happened is that he's essentially cured of his condition, can use any blood he has on hand, doesn't need to be hooked up to a machine for the transfusion AND gets superpowers in return.
I'm sure blood drives still exist in that universe. He'd be fine. In fact, why did he even run from the cops? They would know he needs blood transfusions constantly.
Because how would edgy teens from 2008 go to watch the movie?
Also because he killed 8 people, and Milo framed him for a 9th
I’m pretty sure you can buy blood from the store (animal blood) so he can just do that to keep him self sustained. They never specified he needed HUMAN BLOOD.
@@theparrishshow9803 it's possible it's human blood specifically but if not you make a good point.
No but the angst, though.
24:19 "I want to be *D O N E* "
*Disappears into the void*
15:48 His eyes turned in Rick and Morty style eyes
I was amazed when that xenomorb showed up onscreen. Truly one of the scenes of all time.
Mr. Michael Morbius, after being bitten by a radioactive Morb, vowed to use his powers of Morbing to save the day from evil
Morven dime
"a guy that obtained fusion power and became an octopus" is enough to know we're talking about Dr Octavius lmao. but to be honest, this man had zero lab safety.
his wife, and his lifes work, both lost due to a moment of ego, refusing to listen to others telling him to stop the experiment. he also straight up died for a good few hours, and had his conciousness fused with that of an AI. i can imagine that would twist a mind.
16:57 this was my favorite part of the movie and the most memorable and it's my favorite thing to share with my friends who haven't seen the film. It's such a terrible line and I love it so dearly because of it.
14:22 Tennis ball against the wall.
Helps me forget about Morbing - Mike.
The Morbius Cinematic Morbverse thru 2071
Morbius (2022)
Morbius 2: MoreBius (2024)
Morbius 3 (2024)
Morbius vs Blade (2025)
Morbius vs the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2027) (morbius wins)
Morbius vs the DC Extended Universe (2028) (morbius wins)
Morbius 7: Morbius kills god (2029)
Morbius 8: The Reckoning (2029)
Morbius 9 (2030)
Morbius X (2032)
Morbius: The Series (2032-2189)
Morbius XI: Morbin Time (2034)
Morbius 12: Resurrection (2034)
Morbius the Thirteenth (2036)
Morbiverse of Madness (2037)
Morbius 15: Morbius (2037)
Morbius vs Jared Leto (2038)
Morbius vs Kong (2038)
Morbius vs Morbius (2039)
Morbius 19 (2040)
Morbius: 20th (Century) Morbius (2040)
21 Morbiuses (2041)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 1 (2041)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 2 (2042)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 3 (2043)
Morbius 25: Morbidly Morbius (2043)
Morbius vs Blade II (2044)
Morbinity War (2045)
Morbgame (2046)
Morbius 29 (2047)
Morbius vs Jared Leto II (2047)
Son of Morbius (2048)
Morbius 2049 (2049)
The Morbengers (2050)
Morb Man and the Morbius (2050)
Captain Morbius (2050)
Morbius 36 (2051)
Morbius 37: The Morbtacular Morbius (2052)
Morbius and Venom (2053)
Morbius vs Venom (2053)
Morbius Kills Venom (2053)
Morbception (2054)
Morbius 43: Morbius Gaming (2054)
Morbius 44: Morbiuses Eleven (2055)
Morbius: A New Morb (2056)
Morbius: The Morbpire Strikes Back (2056)
Morbius: Return of the Morbi (2057)
Morbius 48 (2058)
Morbius: Morbius (2058)
Morbius 50 (2059)
Morbius: The Phantom Morbius (2060)
Morbius: Attack of the Morbs (2061)
Morbius: Revenge of the Morb (2061)
Morbius 54: Morbzilla (2062)
Morbius: Little House on the Morbrie (2063)
Morbius: The Morb Awakens (2064)
Morbius: The Last Morb (2064)
Morbius: The Rise of Morbius (2065)
Morbius: Beyond (2066)
Morbius: Into Morbness (2067)
Morbius 62 (2068)
Morbius and the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2069)
Fantastic Morbius (2070)
The Morbman (2070)
The Morbius (2071)
Breaking Morbius (2071)
it got funnier the more i read
Wait, don't you mean the unbearable weight of morb-ssive talent?
Can't wait for Morbius: Morbius (twenty-fifty-something)
Cmon. It at least has to make it to 2077. Think of the meme potential
What about better call morbius
I keep trying to explain to the court that I was in Morb Mode, and I couldn't stop myself.
Hol' up
"Morbed is a former thief. It is said that he possesses a mysterious lantern that he keeps shackled to his wrist, and can wield powers possessed by Necromancers, Wizards, Crusaders, and Druids."
"MORB (acronym of mid-ocean ridge basalt) is the rock (basaltic in composition) formed by eruption of magma at the oceanic spreading centers to form the oceanic crust. It is commonly porphyritic with plagioclase or more rarely olivine phenocrysts."
yes
@@big_sea no
@@flyingpigs7844 idk
@@Ganonsmork you say goodbye and i say hello
@@arfansthename goodbye?
11:18 Ah yes, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man (2002) and DEFINITELY NOT Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
😂
This channel is actually helping me power through depression, keep up the good work yall
I love how morbin is just moving fast and you leave dust like a Powerpuff Girl when you fly.
Fun fact: I went to go see The Batman, but instead played Morbius! The crowd went wild with joy and excitement to see Morbius and completely forgot about Batman
It’s morben time
Who need a Batman when you have a BAT man! Morbius for life!
I feel so bad for Matt Smith he's an amazing actor that got put in this horrible movie with horrible writing
he didn't get paid enough to have to work with Jared Leto
@@Elipsis_ i cannot tell if this is sarcastic
damn you english if only there was a marker like /s but as a punctuation mark
As much as I like Matt Smith, you are wrong. Morbius is the movie of all time
wait i read that wrong my brain put in the "best" all by itself whoops
@@Memezuii you said /s. Your Opinion is silenced.
6:05 this is my favorite part.
6:25
It’s seems they are finding out the theme of Spider-Man villains.
When me and my brother went to see Dr strange multivitamins of molasses, there was a group of older teen siting in the upper rows, and during the Marvel opening, one of them yelled "Morbius?!", in such a way where it wasn't too loud but you could still hear,
So fucking funny
Multivitamins of molasses
morbiverse of madness
Dr strange Flintstones gummies
@@ijustlikebees The Florbstones
@@PunishedKrab mmmm nutrition
I'm already cry laughing 1 second in just from Bren saying "it's morbin time"
Same
09:17
"He's just the king of Vampires again"
Alucard : "Who the f*ck am I?"
Dracula: "you're just my servants." *bitch*
*cough* Dio *cough*
Morbius solos Alucard no cap
“They can’t possibly make an even worse comic book movie…”
Madame Web comes out
It will make a madame webillion dollars and have a 341% on rotten tomatoes
14:12 You mean a *_morbile_* game >:)
...that sounds like some kind of terrible medical word XD
Y'all can mock the Spidey villains but as wild and silly as they are, they're the main Marvel villains I actually remember and enjoy.
Honestly have no idea how this film became a meme (I've never seen it, but has anyone else?). I feel like it's because we haven't had a current disaster b-movie in so long. Regardless, I loved seeing this after my period of Breath of the Wild playing. I feel like it was meant to be, seeing Jude's shirt.
Not every Batman villain is all that they are cracked up to be either
the reason it became a meme was because nobody actually watched it, so it became a joke that everyone watched it even though very little people actually did.
@Ace Marvel 15, yeah but again. They're the ones I remember.
You remember them because you read them as a child. Not unusual or important.
I wish they brought up The Wall or kangaroo man
Mr. Incredimorb using the last bit of battery on his phone to call his wife, Elastimorb to tell her he was about to die saving that schoolbus was one of the emotional moments in any movie I've seen 🥺
You forgot about the part where Incredimorb went on a tangent about how “Over There needs to take care of itself” after incinerating a drug dealer’s stash
You knocked down a building?
@@Coco_1958 It was just a little... Morb-out, just to Morb loose.
School bus?! Oh you mean Morbbus
"They went pink, purple, and blue which means it was made for us."
Heck yeah, Morb who you Morb man ❤️💙💜
Isnt that the colors of the bisexual flag
@@evangelinewood3325 yes
@@evangelinewood3325 💀💀💀💀
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Funfact when this movie came out, i went to say morbius, but was thinking morphius and shouted, "Its Morphine time!"
22:36 "SAVE MORBTA!"
Morbius is the ideal definition of "so bad it's a masterpiece"
Yes! Ive been waiting for them to do this! This has to be the most movie ever and the most video of of all time.
Same
I like how you put “we actually watched it…” on the thumbnail.
Like of course you did, everyone on earth watched morbius
I was gonna argue that I haven't seen it but than I remembered that I was visiting Cybertron that day, your point still stands 👍
6:12 In Dr. Octopus' defense, the chip thing that allowed him to control the robot arms got F.ked once the ""power of the sun"" blew up in that building and somehow the arms managed to take control of his brain (so basically the robot arms are the "true" villain, not Dr. Octopus himself)
A dumb explanation? 100%, but an explanation nonetheless
Still better than transform an entire city into giant lizards just because yes 👀
Pretty much. He started to go mad when the arms ai fused with his nervous system and started poisoning his mind. ever since then he was a hostage to himself. No Way Home pretty much sums it up. He learned to be better by helping to stop the green goblin. Too bad the movie effectively retcons his development.
Mega Man X: You can copy my homework, just don't make it obvious.
Spider-Man: Don't worry, it won't be obvious.
The homework:
I am so exited for this video. This is going to go down as a video that exists!
yes
@@big_sea yes
YES
I just realized I misspelt excited and I can’t edit it as it’ll remove the heart so uh that’s apart of the joke now
@@timtamTom.2 I understand your pain
28:42 THANK YOU BREN! My thoughts exactly. With the introduction of the multiverse everything has gotten way too complicated and downright unenjoyable (at least after No Way Home).
On the topic of multiverse, you could also say that in a parallel universe Marvel could be called Morbel because it is the production studio of all time that made movies
the post credit scene for morbius is just "HEY hears a movie that you COULD HAVE been watching!"
Honestly I disagree.
People forget because it was over a decade ago, but the four year lead up to Avengers was bloodlettingly slow, and then it began to pick up the pace as they worked through the Phases, with Infinity War and Endgame being the fastest paced in terms of events.
Based on that original four year wait, we can assume that Marvel is going to ramp up from Shang-Chi in 2021 to some form of Avengers, maybe in 2026, maybe earlier. They’re definitely placing down the pieces for various characters to come in, including building some in the shows.
Right now it seems like we’re leading into a Dark Avengers, or at least a Young Avengers team, even if said team doesn’t have a film called “Young Avengers”
The saddest part is that Morbius was actually a good character
*Was*
How so
Nice Argument Senator,
But why wont you back it up with a Source?
@@ordinaryfellow2567 THE MARVEL COMICS
@@plushluigi7417 oh shit ok.
@@ordinaryfellow2567 yez
10:45 My favourite part of 'Michael' was when he said, "It's Mikin' time!" and Miked all over the place.
1:48 Fun Fact; Vampires are just A Thing in Marvel Comics. Dracula actually exists in marvel, and had descendants. Also, Vampire Bats IRL don't act ANYWHERE NEAR as aggressive as these bats. Theory; the bats Morbius takes DNA from are actually Vampiric Bats infected by actual vampires.
Throw everything that makes a movie bad these days and you have the making of a movie. What do I mean by a "movie"? There's some unintentional laughs but it's not really a... hilarious movie. It's not an intelligent movie, it's not an artistic movie, it's hardly an action movie, it's not a drama, and it's not a horror film. It's simply a movie. A collection of moving pictures which tells a story. Who would I recommend this movie to? People with the mindset of a teenage boy who thinks cringy dead memes is eternally funny.
I mean it IS the movie of all time.
The only good thing to come out of that meme was Sony losing millions by showing it a second time.
It's not so much a movie as it is a movie-shaped product. It's a movie in the same way that the hotdog is a cut of meat.
I'm so glad Josiah mentioned the random pink lettering for the intro cos I don't see too many people talking about how the title card looks nothing like the font they use for all the promotional stuff
Cult leader becomes a twilight vampire and fights the 11th doctor who's also become a twilight vampire.
And then they morb.
@@justafurrywithinternet317 HARD
9:58 maybe the real chair was the friends we morbed along the way
He was Chaired Leto
You're not you, if you're hungry. Here eat a Snickers.
(That's what I was thinking the whole video)
You guys make every movie look like a dank meme. Thank you for snapping me back into reality.
This was one of the funniest ones. The part where y'all were ripping on the obvious names of Spider Man villains had me dying!
Morbius 1
Morbius 2: it's morbin time
Morbius 3: in the multiverse of morbness
Morbius 4: The Final Morbtier
Morbious 5: Demorb'n
Morbius 6: infinity morb
Morbius 7: EndMorb
22:06 let me tell you something that pisses me off so he says “I am venom” but in the trailer he continues saying “I’m just playing it’s your old pal doctor Michael morbius” as a joke but the cut the joke so it’s like WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYY
This whole video is literally just Jude, Josiah, and Bren just making morb puns for 30 mins.
19:45 😂👍👍 waaay more terrifying than the Vampires in "Morbid-us" 👏👏
Loved the scene where Milorbius hits the Yoinky Sploinky after killing four police officers in a subway. This movie had some of the writing of all time.
I never realized how dumb most of Spider-Man’s villains are until now. Still love them all to death but makes me question what drugs the writers were taking when they made those characters
6:06 yeah, I realized that too. I mean, I think the only way I can still make them pass as villains is that not everyone is gonna be like Peter Parker. They're not going to find the goodness of themselves to give to others and not be villains, and while that has happened to some of Spider-Man's villains (mainly Dr. Conners) they're villains because society made them villains (if you know some of their backstories)
The Wall is probably the weirdest Spider-Man villain in my opinion. Like, he’s just a wall lmao what’s his powers?
@@RomronGramsay05 he can run faster than your average wall
@@foxsecret it's Wallin time
The idea is that they tie into the "With great power..." theme. The Villains all gained great power, but failed to be responsible with it.
5:42 my favorite bit
6:47 Don't forget Tarantula. He followed spiderman around with his spike limbs, he was stronger than spiderman, and even poisoned him.
You have method actors who you know have talent and are willing to push themselves for the sake of entertaining everyone for that next level of believability in the movie and then you have Jerod Leto.
Leto just uses the Method as an excuse to be an even bigger asshole than he is typically.
It takes real talent to morb.
I was really looking forward to seeing this movie and I was not let down in the slightest this is obviously the best movie of 2022
This is the most underrated channel on TH-cam
13:14 You could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Navy battleship, leaving hundreds to drown at sea
Because it’s so…sharp
☝️🤓
@@mrcat4969 Man, shut up
10:45 felt special for a second there
When Michael said "You wouldn't like me when I'm Morbing," I got chills. #/10 Michael is a movie.
Jared Leto has been good in one (1) movie and it was House of Gucci, a movie in which the makeup and hair department successfully made you forget that the weird Italian cousin was in fact Jared Leto
What about Requiem for a Deream?
This was honestly one of Microwave Society's videos
God, I’ve heard the movie’s cgi was bad, but with you guys slowing down scenes, you REALLY see how bad it truly is…
Also holy crap, your content is addicting and I love your chemistry
>Matt Smith cannot be a villain.
>Proceeds to play Daemon Targaryen in HoD