I recently started chemo treatments and I basically do nothing but sleep all day so the last few nights I've been binging these podcasts like crazy when I'm awake and I just want to thank y'all for cracking me up nonstop
Sending healing thoughts hon, I worked in cancer treatment and I acted like a fool to make my patients laugh. It was a daily goal 😆😆😆😆 You got this, Jane! Dink fam sticks together!!!
I keep coming back to this video, years later, just to skip to the timestamp 29:09. I just need to hear Julien sigh heavily and then say "...we are creating a giant umbrella that goes on top of churches and provides water to the whole church", followed by Jenna's "I can't be here anymore. I have to go" while she's barely breathing through her laugher. That particular moment just makes me laugh!
PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN!! This made my mom actually yell from the other room "are you okay" because I was laughing so hard that it made me sound like I was crying.
I'm a codependent in a relationship with an emotionally unavailable, abusive, and damaged man. Your relationship is gradually giving me the courage and motivation to leave him and nurture my amazing self and attract the kind of person who will celebrate my ridiculous self. Thank you both. 💖
Please take care of yourself! You’re beautiful and beyond capable of overcoming this situation. I was in a toxic relationship myself last year and it took just about everything in me to leave him. But it happened and let me tell you, it has not been easy. I’m still nursing wounds I thought had long scarred over. This may hurt, but it’s so worth it, darlin ❤️ You can do this.
Let me tell you something. Watching this at school in the library was the biggest mistake of my life. I'm crying and wheezing and I'm getting a lot of strange looks.
23:19 - 31:00 will forever go down as the greatest podcast segment ever. It's been 3 years now and I still go back to watch this and crack up every time at Julien thinking on his feet about this hahahhaa if there's anything I miss most about Jenna's presence online, it was her interactions with Julien in videos like this hahaha hope you're doing well, girl!
Matthew 25: 34-35 Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me UMBRELLA WATER
I WAS CRYING LAUGHING WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE WHILE WATCHING JULIEN EXPLAIN THE UMBRELLA WATER. THIS WAS DURING A LIBRARY STUDY SESSION, HIGH-KEY ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT.
My oldest daughter is the same way, Jenna! She has completely stopped wearing dresses and only wears shorts, t-shirts, and her crocs. Nothing makes her mad quicker than when her shorts have fake pockets 🙄😂 My younger is the opposite, she would wear a dress everyday if she had enough dresses!
When Cermet try’s to get attention from Jenna but Jenna wasn’t paying attention and the Cermet knows so he sticks out his tongue and then proceeds to be self conscious and leaves. I laughed so hard it made me spit out my Reece’s. Thank you Cermet
I'm having the most stressful week and watching these podcasts every day is giving me the best distraction and so many dinky snortgiggles, you're the best
it was fricking funny but, why didn't Julien just pitch umbrella water as a device for conveniently delivering holy water through the roof of the church and directly into its stoup/font cause that would've been brilliant.
I think the yawn knife should've been where you could stab the person and it would put them to sleep instead of killing them. That way you wouldn't be charged for murder and it still would stop them from hurting you.
I've had the worst day- fender bender, ran out of gas, got dropped from my psych class for being a minute late because of said fender bender, got a D on a quiz, missed another class, and my phone got run over by a car so now I'm out 200 dollars because I needed to get a new one. Anyways. This cheered me up. You guys make even the worst days have a silver lining. Keep up your hard work.
I’ve been going through a really tough time in my life and I’ve gotta say, even though I don’t watch your podcasts I always download them. You’re laughs are just so infectious it makes me feel better, so thank you for what you do
Can we get a segue off again please? However unlike last time, write them down & put them in the cup then when you pick them don't tell each other what you have so you aren't anticipating them so much!
please for april fools day just have a podcast where all you say is "well the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming" I stg I'd watch the whole thing. 10/10 for entertainment.
LMFAO, listening to Julien try to sell umbrella water for 10 minutes was truly a delightful experience 😂 and Jenna laughing so hard she was going to pee just all-around makes me happy
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Julien is that kind of salesman that has to be escorted off the set of Shark Tank by security
I'm positive Mark Cuban would give him an offer though lmao
I am crying
FUCK
I was about to like this but it has 666 likes so i must step back and let the devil do His work...
this is the realest thing ive ever read
I recently started chemo treatments and I basically do nothing but sleep all day so the last few nights I've been binging these podcasts like crazy when I'm awake and I just want to thank y'all for cracking me up nonstop
Jane Koistinen Sending get well wishes ❤❤❤ I'm sorry for what you're going through
Sending healing thoughts hon, I worked in cancer treatment and I acted like a fool to make my patients laugh. It was a daily goal 😆😆😆😆 You got this, Jane! Dink fam sticks together!!!
Stay strong, love! I’m rooting for you, sending positive vibes your way. You’ve got this ❤️❤️❤️
Stay strong were all rooting for u
Feel better and get better ❤❤❤❤
I think Julien's only aim is to make Jenna laugh so much that she cries..its fucking adorable.
Megan Fonseca We all need a Julien in our lives
Its honestly one of my favorite things on this earth.
I love when guys can make you laugh like this 😂
IKR, wish I had a friend like that
Such good friends
Julien: *adjusts sales pitch*
Jenna: yeah okay sold
Julien: *keeps adjusting*
Gh
😊just
a true artist
I keep coming back to this video, years later, just to skip to the timestamp 29:09. I just need to hear Julien sigh heavily and then say "...we are creating a giant umbrella that goes on top of churches and provides water to the whole church", followed by Jenna's "I can't be here anymore. I have to go" while she's barely breathing through her laugher. That particular moment just makes me laugh!
that's my favorite part xD
i just laughed very hard at this part :)
candy belt: WE ARE COPS
umbrella water: WE ARE BRITA
pocket fear: WE ARE AIR
I love watching Jenna's mental state gradually decline every time Julien segues into a sponsor. 😂
Sam Weaver sAME
I never cried because of the comments😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i love watching juliens mental state gradually decline throughout the entire podcast because of jennas fuckery
cmon dude yeah, on a scale of 1-10 Julien's had it.
theres a vid of juliens segweys and you can se ow she progressivly gets more annoyed so fu ny
"maybe not the butt plug" he responded, stumbling.
Caitlin Robert uhrs
PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN!! This made my mom actually yell from the other room "are you okay" because I was laughing so hard that it made me sound like I was crying.
oml i remember being a fan of you
Lol my son just asked me if I was ok too. The umbrella water is what did me in. 🤣🤣🤣☂️💦
They did it again 👌🏼
w o a h
i feel like you just broke the 4th wall or something by commenting this
btw you got me back into Aj and i truly thank you for that
I did not expect to see bepper here 😁 I watched you years ago.
"do you want a kazoo?"
"I want a kazoo"
"pRiZe RiVeR"
Julien is quite the salesman, he would stop at nothing just to make a sell. Belt candy, we are cops. Seriously.
"happy to have you home, son"
IM NOT A BOY
@@kaileegarcia612 Kailee
I will buy ANYTHING julien wants to sell, im CRYING
Seeing "Podcast #157 - Snake Oil" in my notifications during math class made me say *_wtf did they talk about this time_*
I wasn't disappointed.
Super Aesthetic Unicorn same
omg jenna laugh crying saying "I can't be here anymore" hahahaha
*BELT CANDY*
_we are cops._
This was just 52 minutes of Julien advertising stuff and jenna hysterically laughing. Good stuff
nobody:
absolutely no one:
not a soul:
Belt Candy: We Are Cops
And umbrella bottle: we are brita
if someone just clicked on the podcast and was scrolling through the comments and they see this they would be so lost 😂
Candy cow
Jenna totally missed a chance to use the sound board when she saw her profession as an alien
Its different genders
"Paparazzi is Female"
"and Paparazzo is Female"
"Oh wait.. they're both female"
"is that a belt?"
"...this is my dog"
I had to *un-like* then *re-like* this just to get my point across
As seen on tv commercials
🤣🤣🤣
this game is made for someone like julien I LAUGHED SO HARD
Belt Candy: We Are Cops
In theatres October 21st
Umbrella water: we are Brita
“You parked somewhere you say ‘FUCK’ I thought this was a lot closer to the church” 😂
I'm a codependent in a relationship with an emotionally unavailable, abusive, and damaged man. Your relationship is gradually giving me the courage and motivation to leave him and nurture my amazing self and attract the kind of person who will celebrate my ridiculous self. Thank you both. 💖
Please take care of yourself! You’re beautiful and beyond capable of overcoming this situation. I was in a toxic relationship myself last year and it took just about everything in me to leave him. But it happened and let me tell you, it has not been easy. I’m still nursing wounds I thought had long scarred over. This may hurt, but it’s so worth it, darlin ❤️ You can do this.
@@opal_skies97 Thank you so much. 💖💖💖
How did this comment age? Did you do it?
@@irisx1602 yeah, he's history. Thanks for asking. 😁
Jessica Redfern makes me soooo happy! ❤️❤️
Gah I've been marathoning your podcasts for a week now and the 'dinks' like transcend me to another dimension I've heard them that much 😂
Annie G sometimes I sit in class and just start thinking DINK DINK DINK DINK
Annie G Look up the "dink dink" compilation it really loses all meaning after that lmao
Hannah that is genius.. and worries me how many episodes I've watched seeing so many dinks together 😂
same!
Do they send you into the... dinkmension?
"Candy Belt, We're cops"
"This game is fun if you have a Julien in your life"
we all need a Julien in our lives
"Julieeeeeeennnnn-uuuuhhh" 😂
Let me tell you something. Watching this at school in the library was the biggest mistake of my life. I'm crying and wheezing and I'm getting a lot of strange looks.
Kelly McDaniel i relate
😂😂😂😂
I laughed so haRD DURING UMBRELLA WATER THAT MY RETAINER FLEW OUT MY MOUTH
HannierzHangover It's Brita, umbrita.
Oh. No. I’m wearing my retainer right now
Please do this again sometime because I can't bREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD 😂
Emily Danielle yeah they should do it like once every two months
I love how her goofy sales voice gets like hard new york
23:19 - 31:00 will forever go down as the greatest podcast segment ever. It's been 3 years now and I still go back to watch this and crack up every time at Julien thinking on his feet about this hahahhaa if there's anything I miss most about Jenna's presence online, it was her interactions with Julien in videos like this hahaha hope you're doing well, girl!
I cried laughing during umbrella water.
Was anyone else proud of Julien for knowing Paparazzi is by Lady Gaga?
Dalton Lavelle julien DOESNT suck at celebrity trivia: music edition
Kermit popping his head up for like 3 seconds is like me in a group chat
Why do I find everything that Julien says so funny? Like.. idk but I think I have adopted his humor 100 :D
okay I'm 15 minutes into the episode and there are tears coming from my eyes THIS IS SO FUNNY
ssssame
PaulineMM FUCKING SAME....HELLO
No matter how many times I watch this episode, it always gets better 😂😂😂 "That North Star really does me dirty sometimes..."
Matthew 25: 34-35 Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me UMBRELLA WATER
Amen
Amen
Amen
"...for I was hungry and you gave me candy cow belt..."
Nema
You could have totally said umbrella water filters it to holy water, c'mon Julian lol ! Would have sold like a GOD CHURCH.
sgoodz holy hut
Oh hell yeah get dat pdp merch
sgoodz Brita of Dibley!
sgoodz >999
That’s what immediately thought of
I'm currently having panic attack after anxiety attack over and over, and this video is helping me feel a little better. Thank you dinks ❤️
You should have a Segway off with snake oil cards
Georgia Moore Julian already won
PLEASE play Cards Against Humanity!
Cool Swede they should with j Cyrus
Taylor Wenneson and Chris! That’d be hilarious
"The vomit grows on the bush... it's like a Chia pet." 😂😂
Where can I order my “candy belt: WE ARE COPS” t-shirt?
Um can we all just take a second to appreciate Cermit's cameo at 8:35. Boy that tongue is on fleek 😂
FGFsMo fave part of the podcast 😂😂
YES that was so great
JENNA I went to the army navy store and bought MY FIRST CAMMO SHIRT I wore it today with leggings and it looks like I’m cosplaying as you
Sofi dont forget to put on face full of 100 layers of rhinestones to complete the look
and make candles out of your hand
So that means you look fucking dope. Right?
Dont forget to always have a cermet near by
Jenna cosplay: leggings, camo top, ponytail, and a dog.
"Belt candy protection services....we are cops"
Now that's a damn fine slogan if I've ever heard one 😂🤣😂🤣
I had to wait tell umbrella water was over for me to finish my f****** eyeliner cuz I was dying laughing
I WAS CRYING LAUGHING WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE WHILE WATCHING JULIEN EXPLAIN THE UMBRELLA WATER. THIS WAS DURING A LIBRARY STUDY SESSION, HIGH-KEY ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT.
WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE 40FT UMBRELLA I LOST MY SHIT
Julien sounds like the commercials off of rick and morty
stephanie w he also sounds like the mayor from the Simpsons
omg that is so true
pure improvisation
I usually fall asleep at night to these podcasts. Thanks Mom and Dad for tucking me in.
Blasphemy!
Same!!
My oldest daughter is the same way, Jenna! She has completely stopped wearing dresses and only wears shorts, t-shirts, and her crocs. Nothing makes her mad quicker than when her shorts have fake pockets 🙄😂 My younger is the opposite, she would wear a dress everyday if she had enough dresses!
jess.and.company omg this is so funny my sister who is 4 only wears tshirts, shorts and crocs haha.
I hate dresses tbh I only wear them if I’m going somewhere important
Fake pocket rage is totally valid
Over a year later and I'm still scream-laughing at 'holy house' 😂😂
Jenna's alternative, "holy hut" had me CRYING
omg julien was making me laugh my ass off, hahahaha
Lanaaa
Madison Ezell ay lmao
Julien takes this game way too seriously I'm trying so hard not to cry I can't believe I just found this now 😂😂😂
It's official, I'm going to call church's holy houses/huts for the rest of my life now lol
"They're 'moshpitting'".
It's called "moshing", HAHAHA! Y'all really are Mom and Dad.
moshing is older than both of them tho
the holiest water out there is water that falls from the heavens!
When Cermet try’s to get attention from Jenna but Jenna wasn’t paying attention and the Cermet knows so he sticks out his tongue and then proceeds to be self conscious and leaves. I laughed so hard it made me spit out my Reece’s. Thank you Cermet
Read the title and already have the biggest smile because I’m ready for whatever ridiculousness y’all are about to present to lighten my Monday 😂
*Last time I was this early Jenna didn't have a basketball game tomorrow.*
I love how Julien was just holding Jennas foot through out the sponsors lmao
I'm having the most stressful week and watching these podcasts every day is giving me the best distraction and so many dinky snortgiggles, you're the best
it was fricking funny but, why didn't Julien just pitch umbrella water as a device for conveniently delivering holy water through the roof of the church and directly into its stoup/font cause that would've been brilliant.
fuck i commented this prior to Jenna expressing a similar pitch dammit
"When you run to the HOLY HOUSE" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Having a low time right now, y’all always made me laugh and a feel a bit better. I will keep rewatching old videos. Hope you’re well.
julien shouldve called the umbrella water, the umbrita
I love Jenna's salesman voice 😂
She reminds me of Coach Steve from Big Mouth
"I can't be here anymore!"
*hysterical wails*
kaykay12152 That is definitely my new answer for any ridiculous situation.
I think the yawn knife should've been where you could stab the person and it would put them to sleep instead of killing them. That way you wouldn't be charged for murder and it still would stop them from hurting you.
That’s smart though, because I sure don’t want to be violent or be violent-ed against... yawn knife
5 years late lol but see that would just make too much sense
it's the end of the video and I'm still lmao about the vomit bush
I've never seen lmao used in a sentence like this before I'm shook
Rome Taylor omg.. my mind is blown...
i come back to this episode every few months it's too funny
Why is no one acknowledging Kermit just casually popping up at 8:33????
HEY WHATS UP YOU GUYS DINK DINK
anxiety DINK
DINK DINK
i just had an attack of you (anxiety attack)
anxiety
DINK DINK
Patiently waiting for you to invite Shane and Ryland. 😉.
Hope you guys are having a good day! /hugs
Zola Lewis they have had Shane before, but it would be awesome if they had both him and Ryland!
Trash Bandicoot : I have watched that one. It is actually what got me into watching Shane's stuff. 😉
YES!!! THAT WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD PODCAST!!!!
honestly that tupperware container outfit idea is so good and i lowkey need that kind of organization in my life
belt candy: we are cops. i am SCREECHING.
Julien should teach a master class in pivoting lol
A W H
H E L L
Y E A H
HELL
YEAH
said mom
I think this is literally the funniest Jenna Julien podcast I always come back to it 🤣🤣
I've had the worst day- fender bender, ran out of gas, got dropped from my psych class for being a minute late because of said fender bender, got a D on a quiz, missed another class, and my phone got run over by a car so now I'm out 200 dollars because I needed to get a new one. Anyways. This cheered me up. You guys make even the worst days have a silver lining. Keep up your hard work.
Emily Simmons chin up kid that sounds Fucking terrible. Hope it gets better.
I’ve been going through a really tough time in my life and I’ve gotta say, even though I don’t watch your podcasts I always download them. You’re laughs are just so infectious it makes me feel better, so thank you for what you do
For those of you who get easily triggered by mentions of vomit/barf, the section on vomit bush ends at 12:00! Love y'all, stay safe💗💗💗
Just got humiliated at school and came home to this on my phone. Thank you for making me laugh when I feel like shit Jenna and Julien!
Keep your head High! ... I promise you, you won't even think of those people in a few years
want me to fight someone for you? i got you dink fam
Things will turn around for you, babe ❤
Sorry to hear about that homefry, it'll get better soon. Stay strong, you got the dink fam behind you!! Lots of love goin your way bruh! :)
IM ABOUT TO SQUARE UP I NEED NAMES AND LOCATIONS RIGHT NOW
*is vegan*
*eats candy cow*
GraceSings BOI
GraceSings EYYYYYYYBB
BUT IM A VIRGO
I just spat out a dorito reading this
GraceSings okay
Can we get a segue off again please? However unlike last time, write them down & put them in the cup then when you pick them don't tell each other what you have so you aren't anticipating them so much!
Bailey Tranchemontagne yes!!!!!!
My fav episode...I’ve listened to it probably 4-5 times! Can’t believe the podcast is over 😔
This is what the writers of rick and morty play before they write the inter-dimensional cable episodes.
julien rocked this podcast LOOOOL crying laughing from start to finish, you two are awesome!!!
Is Jenna’s mic tape bothering anyone else
Maggie Claussen yes
It is now
Julien uses it for twitch streams
I thought it was a tentacle
The salesman Julien is basically the way he is when he's talking about the sponsors I have a headache
Julien literally wont stop until jenna has a mental breakdown and says yes
please for april fools day just have a podcast where all you say is "well the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming" I stg I'd watch the whole thing. 10/10 for entertainment.
KERMITS LITTLE FACE POPPING UP AROUND THE RAINBOW STAR BELT PART!
I died laughing at Kermit 8:33
On the bus trying to stifle my laughter. I. Can’t. Breathe. 😂😂😂😂
LMFAO, listening to Julien try to sell umbrella water for 10 minutes was truly a delightful experience 😂 and Jenna laughing so hard she was going to pee just all-around makes me happy
Omg Kermit’s head that pops up around 8:38 is the cutest thing ❤️😯😂
Belt Candy™ “We are cops!”