“Here we have a Vault-Tec living quarters security door from 2077. It hasn’t been opened in about a hundred years. It’s designed to protect the occupants from radiation, pathogens, explosive blasts, and gunfire. Today I am going to show you just how ridiculously insecure the lock is by unlocking it with just a screwdriver and a bobby pin in less than 30 seconds.”
He opens it, he stares at you with eyes wide open without blinking for a whole minute, and then he closes the door just to open it again in order to show it wasnt a fluke
Doctor Who picks up on this a few times. A lot of the creepy episodes are not so much shocking you with jumpscares, rather they are creepy because the evil thing that's coming for them doesn't run and leap at the protagonists, it's not angry, it's not really evil, it just **is**. One chilling quote goes along the lines of "Do you know what it means when something chases you very slowly? It means there's a reason they don't have to run."
I love how it sounds like he's a very calm, collected, cool headed serial killer who's MO is to chase people into secure locations purposely letting them lock themselves in only to explain to them how he's picking the lock while on the other side of the door before horrifically murdering them.
took him almost a full min. this bunker door is already better than most commercial locks Edit: thank you guys. never thought this would reach 11k. not even more than a few dozens. love his vids though and watch him often....next he should try to speedrun this with the pick him and bosnian bill made
The disrespect when LockPickingLawyer is about to get in your house but he tells you how, why, and do it again, all while being calm and collected is just terrifying and almost plausible.
Okay hear me out: we need a mod for fallout, where LPL randomly appears with an awesome Jingle like the mysterious stranger and then picks all locked doors and containers in a certain area.
In other cases you can hear a: "This is a Master lock model 176, it can be opened with a Master lock model 176" and then you just get headshotted by a tomahawk
You know, it might be wise to just somehow completely forego a door altogether. He can pick anything trying to keep an opening closed, so why even have an opening there at all? Surely it has to be the only way to- "As you may recall, my wife was able to expose the security flaw of the Ben and Jerry's Euphori-Lock, not in the lock itself, but what it was protecting. That's why I have brought her here so that
You'd have more luck glueing a big paper sheet across your door. Since he *will* first try non-destructive options first, and that you can't rush a solvent, you'll get more time than putting any number of locks :p (Also, you could booby-trap a lock that will solder itself when closed again. Once again, taking advantage of his nature and the fact he *will* do it again to show it wasn't a fluke) [I feel compelled to say that I'm not thinking LPL actually is that binary, that's more "cryptid LPL" logic :)]
Everytime there's a lock picking section in a game now, I always repeat LPL dialogue to myself. "Click outta 1, 2 is binding, bit of a false set on 3--"
We need a horrorgame where you lock yourself in a building to collect resources and you hear him outside picking your lock, which helps you to determine if you should get moving or if it's safe to stay a bit longer. If you're still inside when he opens the door, you're dead. The amount of time he needs is randomized within boundaries that depend on the lock and door quality. To get into a room, you have to use what you found in the previous room (or whatever gear you still have from the rooms before that). You can open the doors to the next room with either lockpicks (where you can choose to keep the current lock or replace it with one you found) but that takes time, or you can break the door but then risk him finding an easier way to open it than lockpicking.
Or an open world game in general with mechanics as such in bigger buildings especially. Surely there would be scary quests like the one you mentioned. But yeah, would be cool overall if the enemies tried to open locked doors as well.
@@nguyentandung42 that’s the learning curve. Learning the different locks and judge how fast he can open them. If the game cripples LPL’s skill a bit so he isn’t quite as fast as his usual videos, I think it’s possible to balance.
How you defeat LPL 1. Acquire many Master Locks 2. Create a trail leading away from the door and far enough away to give you a head start 3. At the end there is Master Lock HQ 4. His dislike of master lock is his number one priority, so he will proceed to pick his way to the CEO’s office whereupon he will naturally begin upon the mother of all analyses and critiques on the failures and shortcomings that by the end of it, I will be far off, and but a forgotten memory to him.
Pitiful fool. You may have bought yourself time, but LPL doesn't forget. He will find you. Eventually, once you have used your last masterlock, he will enter your final abode, your tomb if you will, and use your blood to quench his hell-forged picks.
He teleports in front of you. "As you can see, the space-time continuum offers no protection whatsoever from intruders pretending to be sub-atomic particles, and I'm gonna do that again just to show that it wasn't a fluke"
or, if you're playing 4 or 76, looking for any random item in your home that contains screws or adhesive. I've honestly had that thought before, a wild-eyed man in a vault suit bursts in waving a minigun around, starts shoveling desk fans, duct tape, and typewriters (nothing else) into his backpack, and then walks out. You're not sure if you're too terrified to be confused, or too confused to be terrified.
Hey, at least its not McNally official. Imagine being safe inside your bunker and then you hear from the outside "You are using a Vault-tec pre-war model vault. It can be opened using a Vault-tec pre-war model vault"
The worst part is, he wasnt even coming for you he just saw a lock and instinctively had the urge to pick it just to prove that nothing can hide from him
When you hear his voice, surely the longest you can delay him would be to say "Oh it's you let me open the door for you" - and actually start unlocking...
There is no lock that can stop the LockPickingLawyer. Chairs are a little harder for him to dislodge but he'll just find a car jack and pop your door frame out of place.
There was one lock...he did a video on it. It's literally a 3d sticker that looks like a lock, which apparently is realistic enough for some thieves to think again about trying to break in!
"OK folks, if you are going to make the investment in a proper bunker, you need to make sure it can be properly secured. In any case, that's all you have for this life..."
LPL after opening the bunker: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I thought this bunker was abandoned. It must have been disturbing hearing me describe everything I was doing to pick the locks while you were in here. I'm not here to hurt you, I just wanted to pick the lock. I tell you what, how about you reset the locks and let me pick them again so I can prove it wasn't a fluke now that you know I am not a threat?
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Oh, there's a video showing that there is a body connected to those hands. See for yourself. th-cam.com/video/JBqKtphALr8/w-d-xo.html
You know. I didn't think how unnerving it would be to hear someone actually narrate how they are picking a lock to your door and hearing them get ever so much closer to opening it
This is simultaneously the funniest thing I have seen in awhile and the saddest. I just laughed like a maniac at a still image with heavy breathing and a LPL voice over.
*as you’re running through the trees and rocks stumbling and tripping trying to escape this monster, you think you lost him but you still hear the footsteps so you keep running until you finally see the door to your bunker and felt relived but, you knew that there was no time to waste you quickly put in the passcode and enter the bunker and closing yourself in it, you take a sigh of relief and sit down on a chair calming yourself down while getting food from the fridge, but then you hear those words, the words you hoped you would never hear again “This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we have a TC-700 bunker door”, you think to yourself “That’s Impossible, this door has no lock to pick”, but you hear the clank and clinking sounds of a lock pick, indicating that it’s getting unlocked, without a moment you quickly grabbed your dad’s shotgun and pointed it on the Bunker door, still thinking to yourself that it’s impossible to unlock, as you wait you hear it talking from the other side of the door “one is binding, nice click on two.” as you shake and tremble, hoping that the door might not unlock, you hear the bunker’s door open, as the door slowly opens, it reveals a man, it looked normal but upon further inspection it’s fingers were lock picking equipment, it had no eyes but ridiculously large ears, it had a mouth with locks closing it shut, as you stare at this creature it steps one step forwards and you instinctively fire a shot, but it seems like no bullets hit him, but you see on his lock pick fingers, he caught all of them and drops them to the floor, as you look you start to fire more shots, hoping that one would hit it, but it’s no use it catches all the bullets and you ran out of ammunition, as you drop your dad’s shotgun a tear falls from your face, as you accept your death he stabs his lock pick fingers into your chest, and hear clanking and clinking and a door opening as he takes his fingers out of your chest, as you look down you see your chest wide Open revealing your organs as they fall through your open chest, you finally succumbed of blood loss and die, but before you do, it closes and opens the door again, showing that it is not a fluke. (This is just smth I thought of on the spot, i’m not a great writer and English ain’t my first language so there moght be grammar errors)
Mcnally would be way scarier "you are using the master lock nuclear standard bunker door it can be opened using a master lock nuclear standard bunker door
the image of this guy walking around covered in dangling keys and lockpicking devices as he cannot resist unlocking every single thing he sees is the most hilarious part to me
POV you're the krabby patty formula
How did I catch this 39 min after it was posted and pinned on a video over 9 months old…
the fucking idea of plankton sounding like that while just being normal outside of this specific moment kills me
he posted this three hours ago and it's pinned, IT WAS MADE NINE MONTHS AGO MAN
This mf likes vocaloid his words are not valid
Pretty cool that a video from 9 months ago blew up.
It's okay, you have another minute as he closes it and opens it up again, to show it wasn't a fluke.
LOL
And then he will show how the lock looks from inside
naa. he knows the lock now. he will go way faster the second time around
@@lukaza1261 no thats how he picks them so fast he learns them ofscreen and showcases on how to pick(how easy or hard) them and shows inside of locks
@@v.k5587 And then he'll show the guy what his chest looks like from the inside. Then he'll disappear into the fog to hunt for another victim.
The best part, he isnt coming after you, he is literally just there to pick the lock of your bunker's door. The ultimate example of chaotic neutral.
Damn
And show the entire wasteland how to do it too.
he opens it, sees you, closes it again, says " to make sure it wasn't a fluke, " before opening it again and walking away.
567
"I'm not here to steal your rations. I'm not here to murder you. I'm just here to show that I can open your bunker whenever I want!"
I really want a Lockpicking Lawyer horror game now.
It's called "welcome to the game 2"
With an optional hard mode, where all locks are Master locks.
@@SanderEvers That would be baby mode
@@SanderEvers no just wave rakeable locks
I don't think there would be anywhere near enough content that could be derived from that.
would be even more terrifying if mcnally was outside your bunker
"Here we have a standard bunker door which can be opened with a standard bunker door"
That would be a fucking nightmare
@@crazynedry5085itll end tok quickly for one so thats a bummer
Dang you beat me to it, I was gonna say “this is a vault Tec bunker door it can be opened using a vault tec bunker door”
Dear god
@@mjlnirswrath9782there's more
POV: You're the CEO of Masterlock after bringing out another failure of a lock
that would actually be horrifying lmao
POV: DISNEY JUST SUED YOUR BROKE ASS.
CEO of masterlock after running out of jokes for the comedy aisle of home depot
After finally making a design that was good, based off his own ideas, but no cred given.
the CEO of masterlock would never make such a good lock, not even in his own home
I would have never thought hearing LPL say "That was _far faster_ than I was expecting" could ever be so terrifying
Granted, it still took him a little under a minute, so it's still something, at least.
the despair you feel as he is explaining his every move just makes him that much more terrifying
even more so considering how calm he sounds
💯
He makes it sound fucking trivial.
Mmm yea the true despair is this once moment
@@junkoenoshima6756 Profile checks out
“Here we have a Vault-Tec living quarters security door from 2077. It hasn’t been opened in about a hundred years. It’s designed to protect the occupants from radiation, pathogens, explosive blasts, and gunfire. Today I am going to show you just how ridiculously insecure the lock is by unlocking it with just a screwdriver and a bobby pin in less than 30 seconds.”
I really wanna see him open a lock with a Bobby pin
"Now let's do it again to make sure it's not a fluke"
XD
then kill everything inside
RUN
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This gives me the same vibe as "Vsauce, Michael here. Your home security is great! Or is it?"
Never thought I could laugh so much at a still image with a heavy breathing sound effect
Yeah wth
Y'all know the scream at the end is a guy getting his femur broken?
@@squeletoon27 yeah
@@squeletoon27 Yeah, the well-known femur-breaker.
it's not just heavy breathing sounds though
Unironically he’d make such a great villain, explaining all the weaknesses in your security, and then doing it again to prove it wasn’t a fluke
Not to mention he's a lawyer
The Bunker Busting Lawyer
alternatively
the bunker busting barrister
The bunker busting judge
The Bunker Busting Bandit
Bunker busting bureaucrat?
JUSST DON'T GIVE HIM THE ANTI-TANK MISSILE LAUNCHER
"You are using a Vault-101. This can be opened with a rogue Vaultdweller."
He opens it, he stares at you with eyes wide open without blinking for a whole minute, and then he closes the door just to open it again in order to show it wasnt a fluke
You're assuming quite a lot there, saying that he has a face or eyes
HE IS A HAND!!!
The key to surviving is running out before he closes the door. He'll take another 30 seconds or so opening it a second time giving you a headstart.
@@akrinornoname2769 what's his SCP #? 😂
@@jwalster9412 [REDACTED]
"this is a bunker lock, it can be opened with a bunker lock" *BANG*
I hope LPL sees this, I know he'll get a kick out of it.
indeed he will in fact, ima send this to him
Ikr
He might *pick* it apart 😂
He’ll get a click out of it
SEND IT TO HIM
I like to imagine he didn't even do it for malicious reasons, he just happened upon a closed bunker blast door and decided to open it.
The fact the vault held out for a whole minute is a testament to how secure it is.
I love how menacing this makes him, all it took was the premise and it turns his calm explanations to something way more menacing
there is no escape, you can't hide, and you can't run. he will come for you, and your locks.
Friendly reminder that he owns multiple guns
@@coreflakes and hundreds of locks
@@coreflakes and lockpicking is a similar skill to: (sabotage, explosives disarmament, and hacking)
Doctor Who picks up on this a few times. A lot of the creepy episodes are not so much shocking you with jumpscares, rather they are creepy because the evil thing that's coming for them doesn't run and leap at the protagonists, it's not angry, it's not really evil, it just **is**.
One chilling quote goes along the lines of "Do you know what it means when something chases you very slowly? It means there's a reason they don't have to run."
I love how it sounds like he's a very calm, collected, cool headed serial killer who's MO is to chase people into secure locations purposely letting them lock themselves in only to explain to them how he's picking the lock while on the other side of the door before horrifically murdering them.
"I welded the door shut, there's no way he'll get in here!"
"Nice click on 3... number 4 is binding tightly..."
He lockpicks the atoms
The lock is only as strong as the door it's locking
@@theorangeheadedfella he could probably make a hidrogen bomb by picking atoms using only the rake
"I've got my friend Bosnian Bill here to help me pry open this bunker, and get at the tasty treat inside."
Outside: “This is the lockpicking lawyer…”
Inside: “What you do when you have less than 2 minutes left to live?”
Hand lockpicking lawyer the address to the CEO of master locks. Then. He shall leave to go unlock the front door and enter his house instead.
took him almost a full min. this bunker door is already better than most commercial locks
Edit: thank you guys. never thought this would reach 11k. not even more than a few dozens. love his vids though and watch him often....next he should try to speedrun this with the pick him and bosnian bill made
well he almost fell into a false set, any inexperienced picker may have jammed that lock and got themselves trapped
Yeah I’d surely hope so
At least we know it isn't masterlock
I would hope that a bunker door is better than a commercial lock
Sounds like a mul t lock core he's picking in the actual video. Extremely extremely difficult
The disrespect when LockPickingLawyer is about to get in your house but he tells you how, why, and do it again, all while being calm and collected is just terrifying and almost plausible.
Why use locks, just put a big wooden plank over your door to jam it, it's literally unpickabl-
LPL: "A nice click on 2, nothing on 3"
"false set on nail 4"
@@gokudomatic wow is that a sam and max profile picture i see
"Let me just pull out my pocket knife to test if this plank is slash resistant like it claims to be"
@@Qibles Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
@@gokudomatic oh, nice, I love Sam and max
It’s even scarier when you realize that vault door doesn’t have a physical lock to pick
That familiar, soothing voice... You know he's getting in there.
My girlfriend's roommate said the same thing
LPL explaining his actions is like someone breaking every bone in your body while naming them
"...oh shit, get the welder"
"Why?"
"JUST GET WELDER WE ONLY HAVE TWO AND A HALF MINUTES AT BEST"
“Nothing on 1, 2 is binding”
Good luck bro. Hope the wrath of LPL doesn't get you. If it does, I'll see you in the video
2 minutes if he feels like explaining things for a bit over a minute first...
@@joyeuse8524 He'll test whether it was a fluke or not. That gives them the extra time.
You have 3 extra seconds.
This needs to have ended with Jerry Miculek saying “Here we go” followed by a beep.
Okay hear me out: we need a mod for fallout, where LPL randomly appears with an awesome Jingle like the mysterious stranger and then picks all locked doors and containers in a certain area.
That would be awesome
That’s really, really dumb.
Send me a link.
I don't think the Vault in Sierra Madre can picked
@@mmyr8ado.360 LPL: nice click out of one......two is binding.
@@mmyr8ado.360 well you see LPL IS OUR NEW GOD
In other cases you can hear a: "This is a Master lock model 176, it can be opened with a Master lock model 176" and then you just get headshotted by a tomahawk
You know, it might be wise to just somehow completely forego a door altogether. He can pick anything trying to keep an opening closed, so why even have an opening there at all? Surely it has to be the only way to-
"As you may recall, my wife was able to expose the security flaw of the Ben and Jerry's Euphori-Lock, not in the lock itself, but what it was protecting. That's why I have brought her here so that
generous application of a 50. BMG ought to help with that!
Ah yes the BnJ video
The unstoppable power couple.
He literally used thermite in one of the videos, he will melt your walls down
She's gonna use a regular kitchen knife to saw her way through the wall
The terror you feel as you sit behind the most unpick-able door and hear him MAKING PROGRESS.
And you cant protect yourself either because he’ll probably throw all of his lock picking tools at you like a touhou character
Danmaku is actually lock picks, wiper inserts, jigs, etc... ?
Insane discovery
I didn't expect for a Touhou topic in this type of video
@@Silver-Rexy wow I didn't know
@@supreme_xenon same
Lock sign: 1000 locked doors
He's not even filming, he just can't resist the urge to narrate his successes. 😂
now watch as you the main character locks all the doors to buy some time while trying to lock pick the exit.
You'd have more luck glueing a big paper sheet across your door. Since he *will* first try non-destructive options first, and that you can't rush a solvent, you'll get more time than putting any number of locks :p
(Also, you could booby-trap a lock that will solder itself when closed again. Once again, taking advantage of his nature and the fact he *will* do it again to show it wasn't a fluke)
[I feel compelled to say that I'm not thinking LPL actually is that binary, that's more "cryptid LPL" logic :)]
@@NWolfsson Its the lock picker expert
As you are finishing the lash pin, he is getting through the final master lock.
Everytime there's a lock picking section in a game now, I always repeat LPL dialogue to myself. "Click outta 1, 2 is binding, bit of a false set on 3--"
Scariest will be that he will close it and open again, to be sure that was not a fluke.
he turns around to nobody standing behind him to talk about the known security flaws and does it 2 more times but extremely fast
I like to imagine a really spindly man with long arms and him standing at 11 feet tall when he opens the door he literally just rips you apart
We need a horrorgame where you lock yourself in a building to collect resources and you hear him outside picking your lock, which helps you to determine if you should get moving or if it's safe to stay a bit longer. If you're still inside when he opens the door, you're dead.
The amount of time he needs is randomized within boundaries that depend on the lock and door quality.
To get into a room, you have to use what you found in the previous room (or whatever gear you still have from the rooms before that). You can open the doors to the next room with either lockpicks (where you can choose to keep the current lock or replace it with one you found) but that takes time, or you can break the door but then risk him finding an easier way to open it than lockpicking.
Or an open world game in general with mechanics as such in bigger buildings especially. Surely there would be scary quests like the one you mentioned. But yeah, would be cool overall if the enemies tried to open locked doors as well.
Dude he can open master lock with his presence you don't stand a chance
In easy mode, it closes once and gets re-done to show it isn't a fluke
@@nguyentandung42 that’s the learning curve. Learning the different locks and judge how fast he can open them. If the game cripples LPL’s skill a bit so he isn’t quite as fast as his usual videos, I think it’s possible to balance.
the last doors you lock will be the easiest locks for him to unlock (the rake method) to add a fear effect.
I like the idea that the McNally vers is just him opening the bunker with another bunker
At the end, I was expecting him to say somewhere along the lines "and as you can see here, this lock offers little to no protection"
This is a Master lock ultimate bunker door lock. It can be opened using ANOTHER Master lock ultimate bunker door lock.....
How you defeat LPL
1. Acquire many Master Locks
2. Create a trail leading away from the door and far enough away to give you a head start
3. At the end there is Master Lock HQ
4. His dislike of master lock is his number one priority, so he will proceed to pick his way to the CEO’s office whereupon he will naturally begin upon the mother of all analyses and critiques on the failures and shortcomings that by the end of it, I will be far off, and but a forgotten memory to him.
Suddenly, inside your mind, your thoughts, the words begin invading your skull:
"Nice click on 3...number 4 is binding..."
You've gained 40 minutes at most
Pitiful fool. You may have bought yourself time, but LPL doesn't forget. He will find you. Eventually, once you have used your last masterlock, he will enter your final abode, your tomb if you will, and use your blood to quench his hell-forged picks.
He teleports in front of you.
"As you can see, the space-time continuum offers no protection whatsoever from intruders pretending to be sub-atomic particles, and I'm gonna do that again just to show that it wasn't a fluke"
*Center of the door begins to glow and then melt*
"They're getting through!"
I imagine this is how people in fallout feel when some guy from a vault breaks into your home looking for stims and ammo
or, if you're playing 4 or 76, looking for any random item in your home that contains screws or adhesive. I've honestly had that thought before, a wild-eyed man in a vault suit bursts in waving a minigun around, starts shoveling desk fans, duct tape, and typewriters (nothing else) into his backpack, and then walks out. You're not sure if you're too terrified to be confused, or too confused to be terrified.
Hey, at least its not McNally official. Imagine being safe inside your bunker and then you hear from the outside
"You are using a Vault-tec pre-war model vault. It can be opened using a Vault-tec pre-war model vault"
It got me on "that was far faster than what I was expecting".
The worst part is, he wasnt even coming for you he just saw a lock and instinctively had the urge to pick it just to prove that nothing can hide from him
When you hear his voice, surely the longest you can delay him would be to say "Oh it's you let me open the door for you" - and actually start unlocking...
"No need, I already opened it myself."
@@kaksspl curses - foiled again!
Unlock, then relock the door as he picks it.
i feel like padlock companies should hire this man as like a final boss for product testing
There is no lock that can stop the LockPickingLawyer. Chairs are a little harder for him to dislodge but he'll just find a car jack and pop your door frame out of place.
"We will test how this chair leg holds up against my new hydraulic bolt cutters and Ramset"
There was one lock...he did a video on it. It's literally a 3d sticker that looks like a lock, which apparently is realistic enough for some thieves to think again about trying to break in!
@@Left_Joy-Con He could probably pick it anyway.
@@stTrooper-nf9dh I mean...he could use a crowbar to dislodge the sticker, if that counts.
This is like an evil villain describing exactly how he's going to torture you.
"OK folks, if you are going to make the investment in a proper bunker, you need to make sure it can be properly secured. In any case, that's all you have for this life..."
"If you do have any questions or comments, please leave them as your last words, and as always, have a nice afterlife, thank you"
The lock picking lawyer outside my bunker: 😏
The shotgun boobytrap waiting for him right the door:
LPL after opening the bunker: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I thought this bunker was abandoned. It must have been disturbing hearing me describe everything I was doing to pick the locks while you were in here. I'm not here to hurt you, I just wanted to pick the lock. I tell you what, how about you reset the locks and let me pick them again so I can prove it wasn't a fluke now that you know I am not a threat?
Nonono, you saw his face. And he can't let that slide. You ded my dud.
@@kaksspl implying that LPL isn't just two floating hands and a 2 inch coq suspended in the air
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Oh, there's a video showing that there is a body connected to those hands. See for yourself.
th-cam.com/video/JBqKtphALr8/w-d-xo.html
He then demonstrates how to unlock your spine
and you know he's bringing .50 cal ammunition to take care of any other "locks" in his way.
You know. I didn't think how unnerving it would be to hear someone actually narrate how they are picking a lock to your door and hearing them get ever so much closer to opening it
This makes lock picking lawyer look like a SCP or something similar
meanwhile mcnally hitting it with another bunker to open it in 3 sec
you missed the part when he relocks it, and does it again to prove it wasn't a fluke
"Hey, VSauce, Michael here, you're home security is *great* ...Or, *is it?"*
This is simultaneously the funniest thing I have seen in awhile and the saddest. I just laughed like a maniac at a still image with heavy breathing and a LPL voice over.
lmao the femur breaker at the end got me
Just buy a bunch of locks, remember every lock added is about a extra minute (unless its master lock then its an extra second)
There was a video where he opened a whole bunch of Master Locks with just a comb and it took him no time at all. That second is very optimistic.
@@kaksspl You gotta remember hes gonna detail the whole process of him picking the lock so
What should terrify you isn't that he's talking and opening the door, it's who he's talking TO while opening the door.
*as you’re running through the trees and rocks stumbling and tripping trying to escape this monster, you think you lost him but you still hear the footsteps so you keep running until you finally see the door to your bunker and felt relived but, you knew that there was no time to waste you quickly put in the passcode and enter the bunker and closing yourself in it, you take a sigh of relief and sit down on a chair calming yourself down while getting food from the fridge, but then you hear those words, the words you hoped you would never hear again “This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we have a TC-700 bunker door”, you think to yourself “That’s Impossible, this door has no lock to pick”, but you hear the clank and clinking sounds of a lock pick, indicating that it’s getting unlocked, without a moment you quickly grabbed your dad’s shotgun and pointed it on the Bunker door, still thinking to yourself that it’s impossible to unlock, as you wait you hear it talking from the other side of the door “one is binding, nice click on two.” as you shake and tremble, hoping that the door might not unlock, you hear the bunker’s door open, as the door slowly opens, it reveals a man, it looked normal but upon further inspection it’s fingers were lock picking equipment, it had no eyes but ridiculously large ears, it had a mouth with locks closing it shut, as you stare at this creature it steps one step forwards and you instinctively fire a shot, but it seems like no bullets hit him, but you see on his lock pick fingers, he caught all of them and drops them to the floor, as you look you start to fire more shots, hoping that one would hit it, but it’s no use it catches all the bullets and you ran out of ammunition, as you drop your dad’s shotgun a tear falls from your face, as you accept your death he stabs his lock pick fingers into your chest, and hear clanking and clinking and a door opening as he takes his fingers out of your chest, as you look down you see your chest wide Open revealing your organs as they fall through your open chest, you finally succumbed of blood loss and die, but before you do, it closes and opens the door again, showing that it is not a fluke. (This is just smth I thought of on the spot, i’m not a great writer and English ain’t my first language so there moght be grammar errors)
I like it!
Also, good job with learning a second language, it's not easy.
"moght"
Thats how you found out you are a synth
Hahahaha man, I'm breaking down to tears of laughing. Best thing is the muffled voice. Thanks man, that made my day. :D
LPL should become a SCP.
Mcnallyofficial: "Hold my knife! You were using a MasterDoor series 8000. It can be opened using a Masterlock."
*Whack*
-Door opens -
POV: Your a brotherhood member watching the courier enter the bunker
The psychological horror of him just telling you how close he is to getting in.
I wonder if LPL uses his lock picking voice during foreplay with his wife.
"#1 is loose, #2 is binding tightly...."
What is wrong with humanity..
Check the aprils fools videos
@@JohnArktor The back door one is hilarious.
> Finishes
> Let's try it again to be sure it was not a fluke.
"As you can see, this bunker door offers poor protection against a skilled picker and should be avoided."
Naw... The bunker just opens when it sees LPL coming🤣. it's like oh no, not him!
LPL: *Throws lock aggressively*
POV: You are the last human on earth, and then you hear this outside your bunker.
is it poo'teen?
@@myslef7636
Diaper Pudding?
It’s so fucking ominous cause he’s so calm and just calmly talking to himself 😂😂
I can see him picking locks in fallout that can’t be broken open and him robbing entire place like a master rogue
Lock Picking Lawyer opening your chest cavity asmr
The algorithm just blessed me with this exquisite meme
Once he gets inside he dissects his victims. Dudes a keter level threat because nothing can contain him
hahahah
I cant show my friends this as none of them watch LPL but... this is good banter.
I'm gonna show mine anyways
Mcnally would be way scarier "you are using the master lock nuclear standard bunker door it can be opened using a master lock nuclear standard bunker door
LPL becoming an SCP is actually pretty amazing lore now that I think about it.
POV he is in your walls
Lockpicking lawyer: “hmmm nice click out of 4 and… we’re in”
Start running
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a min. 🤣
if this was a horror game i would literally die of a heart attack if i tried to play it
Pov: the bombs dropped and it's ww3, you're about to get your Daly dose of radiation
SCP 106 HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE FACILITY AT GATE A!
He pinpoints every single flaw of the lock. I think that's the most terrifying thing xD. "This puny door can't keep you safe from me"
the image of this guy walking around covered in dangling keys and lockpicking devices as he cannot resist unlocking every single thing he sees is the most hilarious part to me
The sense of community i feel knowing a Fallout & LPL meme exists is unparalleled.
Why is this so terrifying , holy shit
This is extremely scary. It really is horrifying in its own way. You're trapped, and you know he eventually will get in.
Ummmm, this might be the funniest, silliest and most creative thing I have ever seen. thank you.