Asmon reacts to the LockPickingLawyer April Fools Video

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  • @Notaforumguy007
    @Notaforumguy007 ปีที่แล้ว +5578

    that was masterfully written there was hardly a moment he wasn't making an innuendo and it worked perfectly with what he was actually doing.

    • @anthonyelledge7475
      @anthonyelledge7475 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      That is a lawyer for you

    • @Nekomancer1983
      @Nekomancer1983 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      And he does that every year. He's not only a locksmith, but a wordsmith as well.

    • @Johannes_Kuhn
      @Johannes_Kuhn ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you would just listen, without watching, you might imagine something else is going on.

    • @ronin1648
      @ronin1648 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I learned so much, about locks and "backdoors", two for one

    • @charmingsushiball9769
      @charmingsushiball9769 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think i'm too foreign to understand the innuendos

  • @harambae117
    @harambae117 ปีที่แล้ว +3426

    I love that the LPL doesn't escalate, nor de escalate. He just KEEPS GOING.

    • @hdog9046
      @hdog9046 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      You could say he's edging his audience!

    • @matthewglover8804
      @matthewglover8804 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      MOMENTUM BABY!!!!

    • @rpie1382
      @rpie1382 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well that continued to plateau..

  • @fifthofascalante7311
    @fifthofascalante7311 ปีที่แล้ว +5928

    This is 100% better when you’re on audio only.

    • @mestre12
      @mestre12 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Oh, hell yeah

    • @jkterjters
      @jkterjters ปีที่แล้ว +61

      If it started from “on this channel,” then it would be perfect.

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    Lock Picking Lawyer: Come for the April Fool’s videos, stay for the public humiliation of Masterlock.

    • @jonmsimpson
      @jonmsimpson ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Watching LLP vids have taught me that the only thing locks keep out are honest people.

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@jonmsimpson Honest people wouldn't steal even if it was unlocked with the key in it, locks exist to keep out lazy thieves.

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@OrbObserverthis

    • @toshi9742
      @toshi9742 ปีที่แล้ว

      Autocorrect or nah? 😏
      (Sorry not sorry)

    • @Hemestal
      @Hemestal ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ​@@OrbObserverthey also keep out the average oportunistic thief. But theres nothing not even the best lock can do against an actual lock picker.

  • @Alexandra-Rex
    @Alexandra-Rex ปีที่แล้ว +7586

    He has the best April Fools videos out there.

    • @Lark88
      @Lark88 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      His other April Fools videos are just as hilarious.

    • @mikeuk666
      @mikeuk666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Lark88whoooosh

    • @Lark88
      @Lark88 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@mikeuk666 why are you whooshing me? I was agreeing with him.

    • @pillowhead4456
      @pillowhead4456 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@mikeuk666 whooosh

    • @lvl-3bot
      @lvl-3bot ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@mikeuk666 whoooosh 🤡

  • @endotimez9086
    @endotimez9086 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    The frightening part is just how easy it is to pick a standard door lock.

    • @TractorBoy521
      @TractorBoy521 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      I think it was just his ex-girlfriend's back door being easy tbh

    • @SuperSayinSolidSnek
      @SuperSayinSolidSnek ปีที่แล้ว +96

      bro, there's a glass window right next to it.

    • @wevegottrouble5891
      @wevegottrouble5891 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      The frightening part is that lock manufacturers know this and *still* sell their products to unsuspecting, gullible customers who don't know.
      LPL has featured countless of videos breaking into even relatively advanced door locks with ease, and many times it's an easily preventable exploit that allows extremely untalented novices without lockpicking expertise to get into your home, such as raking.
      Your lock is only as strong as your weakest entry point.

    • @Caramelhorse1
      @Caramelhorse1 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll be happy to know that less than 2% of US burglars used lockpics/shims to enter their target building.
      You'll be less happy to know that for over 98% of burglaries, the lock didn't matter.

    • @cbot9302
      @cbot9302 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@SuperSayinSolidSnek The point of LPL channel is "detectionless attacks." In other words, methods where you can get in and out of a place without anyone theoretically knowing that you did. Hence why every video of his isn't just taking an angle grinder to a lock

  • @michaelmccartney157
    @michaelmccartney157 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    He could have cleaned the knob while he's at it

    • @solaire8498
      @solaire8498 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He’s not that kind of lawyer

    • @bernddasbrot7244
      @bernddasbrot7244 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      that would be gay

    • @mikeuk666
      @mikeuk666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@bernddasbrot7244like you would know kid

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He deals with the locks, polishing the knob is the girlfriends job.

    • @dragonflysword
      @dragonflysword 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I recommend doing that afterward.

  • @Dr.UldenWascht
    @Dr.UldenWascht ปีที่แล้ว +752

    I have nothing but respect. This is when a true gentleman tries his hand at toilet humor.

  • @diverse20101
    @diverse20101 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    LPL is a legend with his April Fools videos

  • @Ghostfighter3000
    @Ghostfighter3000 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    asmon not wearing a white shirt? Must be AI

    • @KoarTCN
      @KoarTCN ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Lets be real, none of those shirts are white any longer.

    • @yahikotendo5631
      @yahikotendo5631 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@KoarTCNbro💀

    • @dllsorfe
      @dllsorfe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it must be underneath...

    • @mineralbunny8736
      @mineralbunny8736 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His white shirts are all in the laundry getting white again XD

    • @KoarTCN
      @KoarTCN ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mineralbunny8736 There is no amount of bleach which could accomplish such a feat. Those are permanently stained.

  • @BlueAsterismSolstice
    @BlueAsterismSolstice ปีที่แล้ว +237

    The first time I watched this, the innuendos flew right past me. I thought he was just being overly cautious like the undisturbed lock pick he did that had a sticker cover the keyway. He prevented residue from the sticker and then put it back on when he was done.

    • @notdemomantf2294
      @notdemomantf2294 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought "haha it's implying that LPL is robbing someone:

    • @pianissimo7121
      @pianissimo7121 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't know what backdoor meant. Only during the brown residue i guessed what was happening

    • @mygamechannel2300
      @mygamechannel2300 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never even thought for a second that he was talking about the real door because I listened to it while doing things.

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You must be a girl

  • @irishbob26
    @irishbob26 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    That was the funniest.
    I remember when he did it It took me a min to cop on to what was happening.

  • @mineralbunny8736
    @mineralbunny8736 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I like how he “flushes out” her back door holding a towel right underneath with his bare hands BEFORE he put on his rubber protection🤔

    • @Blackbirdone11
      @Blackbirdone11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      So you dont get the rubter joke. Makes sense..

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The rubber is for the main job. In between the preparation there's still the baby wipes, *and the towel.* What are the towels and baby wipes for.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He'd be wasting the rubber if he did things out of order. It could rip from being snagged in the wrong piece, or work itself out of the proper fit and he'd have to remove it.

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro doesn't know what lube is for

  • @elixir9665
    @elixir9665 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "i thought it was july" classic

  • @diogogomes2393
    @diogogomes2393 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Wow, never in my mind i would tought Asmon would stumble on the Lockpickinglawyer channel. Beware of the rabbit hole!

    • @_eeveeon_
      @_eeveeon_ ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Too late. He's seen the first now he has no choice but to see them all

    • @hendrickstrauss3311
      @hendrickstrauss3311 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First click...

    • @blastbomb2798
      @blastbomb2798 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not again😅

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว

      Soon, Asmond will have his Covert Instruments Genesis set.

  • @azimuth9819
    @azimuth9819 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Would be so funny if after he tried to pick it, it was already unlocked and 2 people were inside waiting lmao

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    *unlocks door*
    LPL: "Okay, now we can finally begin the process of penetrating my ex's backdoor."

  • @fluffyninjamenace4661
    @fluffyninjamenace4661 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ah yes, LPL loves to takes his time with door-play before actually breaking in the backdoor.

  • @Monsux
    @Monsux ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Back doors can be tight, but good luck trying to fill his wife's beaver…

    • @SuperTimmmi
      @SuperTimmmi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naked gun reference?

    • @Reyn_Roadstorm
      @Reyn_Roadstorm ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@SuperTimmmi Different LPL April Fools video reference.

    • @UyeGaming
      @UyeGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Reyn_Roadstorm Probably both.

    • @jcmottern
      @jcmottern ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love taxidermy😊

  • @orclord5719
    @orclord5719 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This mf too relatable. Over the years, it turns out he watches the same channels i do

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Honestly, I was expecting him to be like "It's time to show you how to break into some stranger's home."

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He could do that next year. 😆

  • @DarkPoisoneer
    @DarkPoisoneer ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Aside from the joke in the video, the fact it is a lockpicking video with skyrim music in the background brings memories

  • @PyrrhoVonHyperborea
    @PyrrhoVonHyperborea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The McNally version of this would be the definition of hardcore...

  • @carpickles
    @carpickles ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The first time I saw this, I did not think of it the way it was intended to be interpreted at all until just looking back now. Good lord I was pure then LOL

  • @DarkKyugara
    @DarkKyugara ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The best April Fool's joke comes as a surprise, like in July, you never expect it.

  • @Tk_Tank
    @Tk_Tank 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I'm actually glad to find it this way" 💀

  • @HenryHoang-x
    @HenryHoang-x ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You would be surprised how many locks are so easily broken into, when I was a kid I was playing with a screwdriver and I poked my house door and it f*cking opened.

  • @mattfromwiisports4910
    @mattfromwiisports4910 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “ I thought it was July “ 😂😂😂

  • @EM_vi_ix
    @EM_vi_ix ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you'd leave your house once in a while you'd know it's April and not July.

  • @gavinomeara8390
    @gavinomeara8390 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can only imagine how many takes it took to keep a straight face during these recordings.

  • @RinrinFran
    @RinrinFran ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This clip is best played via audio only and let imagination run wild.

  • @kevinsargent
    @kevinsargent ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was expecting him to spit on the lock

  • @SwetPotato
    @SwetPotato 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This auto-played for me while I was looking away from the screen, I was SHOCKED

  • @Madmartigan69
    @Madmartigan69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When "One Wipe Charlies" just don't cut it.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That back door was so dirty Asmongold had to avoid wearing a white shirt.

  • @Tefezilla
    @Tefezilla ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait til he sees the big coq

  • @YeaNo.
    @YeaNo. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching this without looking at the screen was a crazy experience for me.

  • @zinc_trioxide
    @zinc_trioxide ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please, clean the backdoor first before use!

  • @LittleRedRubberDuck
    @LittleRedRubberDuck ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This one is a classic 😂 LPL is great!

  • @MixMeister5000
    @MixMeister5000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad i learned how to get in her back door.

  • @IsYitzach
    @IsYitzach ปีที่แล้ว

    It was originally published on TH-cam in a horizontal format without subtitles on April first. You're watching a repost somewhere else that may have been reposted in July.

  • @vili-pekkavaltonen5943
    @vili-pekkavaltonen5943 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The skyrim music on back make it so good.. he should have made book about lockpicking aswell and pointing it out.

  • @XBullitt16X
    @XBullitt16X ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video works so well with LPL's dry sense of humour and monotone voice xD.

  • @ollllj
    @ollllj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the other april fools video about his long Johnsons-locks are the best, still.

  • @limysyenpai537
    @limysyenpai537 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    back when i thought the joke was him breaking into his ex girlfriends house only to realize years later i was wrong.

  • @LightSilver7
    @LightSilver7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the only time one considers a rubber

  • @spyros186
    @spyros186 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    now I want to see a McNally video roughhousing it as usual

  • @thesleeper4319
    @thesleeper4319 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He then went inside and loosened her up lol

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No no, you meant her BACKDOOR. 😉

  • @gauravdas5002
    @gauravdas5002 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Deaf people: 😮
    Blind people: 💀

  • @boogalooter7280
    @boogalooter7280 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    WD--40 isn't lubricant, it's a water displacer. It'll only lubricate temporarily and eventually gum up, especially in mechanisms that heat up

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True, but to be fair to the LPL the can was not shown and the color of the applicator tube is different that what comes on WD-40 (red) so it was probably an actual lubricant used for small mechanical devices

    • @mattmanyam
      @mattmanyam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's always one WD-40 pedant... Always.

    • @Danbotology
      @Danbotology ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, the name of the product makes more sense now.

  • @ozramblue117
    @ozramblue117 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Lol! I’ve seen this. Nice to see you reacting to it. The guy IS genuinely impressive though.

  • @malikar_8623
    @malikar_8623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro finished so fast

  • @sanji663
    @sanji663 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Skyrim music in the background fits way too good here.

  • @gytispranskunas4984
    @gytispranskunas4984 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its deadly humour. How does the commentator hold a calm voice and not burst out laughing

  • @Silenceaverted
    @Silenceaverted ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’d break the glass and reach around if it’s a guys back door he was trying to get into

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dang, at first i thought the joke was that he is breaking into his exes house, but then it was just a bunch of sexual double entendres like the last one

  • @TheBongReyes
    @TheBongReyes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I must still be 14yo.. as the innuendos from the original video got me cracking up. 😂

  • @aschnt-983
    @aschnt-983 ปีที่แล้ว

    This sounds like the same voice as channel "History for Granite"

  • @psibug565
    @psibug565 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was Zack suggesting the Mulvany version of this video ie “Smash the window, reach around and grab the knob”?

  • @jackbounder6374
    @jackbounder6374 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wd 40 is a penetrant and not a lubricant.
    Yes there is a huge difference we're talking night and day.

  • @Caydiem
    @Caydiem ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sexual innuendo: The video.

  • @kbaptiste28
    @kbaptiste28 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's the skyrim music that does it for me.

  • @ZenixStromPNG
    @ZenixStromPNG 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A full year later I discover this

  • @krishanuphukan80
    @krishanuphukan80 หลายเดือนก่อน

    McNally would have violated that lock in ways we could never even imagine

  • @followtheflood2685
    @followtheflood2685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I might be retarded... Because it took me 1:50 untill I realized what the "inuando" was

  • @ivanstefancic8938
    @ivanstefancic8938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:34 - hahaha 😂

  • @russelldooley4670
    @russelldooley4670 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Needed an appropriate sound effect when he opened the door.

  • @Kosmopoli
    @Kosmopoli ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the side of LPL I never had to know about😞

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lpl's april fools' videos are always great.

  • @7kortos7
    @7kortos7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this was very well made. good job lock picking lawyer.

  • @Dargoneth
    @Dargoneth 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The scottish warriors 20 sec insult is so good 😂

  • @soul-man
    @soul-man ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol ex gf, bf at work, back door, lube, rubber protection lol well so familiar lol 😂😂

    • @corystarkiller
      @corystarkiller ปีที่แล้ว

      Your exgfs do a lot of pegging. 😂

  • @justjuniorjaw
    @justjuniorjaw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You see Asmon, it's an out-of-season April Fools joke.

  • @galeanart7209
    @galeanart7209 ปีที่แล้ว

    "awake" from elder scrolls V Skyrim

  • @StoryEnjoyer220
    @StoryEnjoyer220 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh my god I only understood now after re watching it what was going on.

    • @Sciss0rman
      @Sciss0rman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same... I don't know what my brain was doing when I watched this on LPL's channel.
      I must have had a stroke or so.

  • @veroxid
    @veroxid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm gonna be honest:
    The innuendos went right over my head when I first watched this. It wasn't until next year's April Fools video with the diaries that it all finally locked into place.
    At first I thought he was making a "I'm going to break into my ex's house and steal her crap; don't mess with a locksmith" joke video.

  • @mineralbunny8736
    @mineralbunny8736 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish the thumbnail didn’t have April fools written in it :( woulda giggled harder.

  • @shubhambobhate4941
    @shubhambobhate4941 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the Skyrim music in the background 😂

  • @Ugapiku
    @Ugapiku 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Other than War Thunder events, this is the best April fools!

  • @Kspice9000
    @Kspice9000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A master class on innuendos.

  • @spencer77822
    @spencer77822 ปีที่แล้ว

    He forgot to spit on it

  • @Baneofhumanity24
    @Baneofhumanity24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PSA: please DO NOT use WD-40 as personal lubricant.
    WWJD-40 is much better.
    But seriously, that will hospitalize you, that tissue is highly vascularized

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that's the best part.
    It IS July.

  • @bittenbone2382
    @bittenbone2382 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I will be impressed once both LPL and Mcnally can pick that one lock that both of them have said is currently impossible

  • @rey40
    @rey40 ปีที่แล้ว

    Skyrim music while lockpicking the door lol

  • @theretrodragonyope
    @theretrodragonyope ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I going insane or is that Skyrim music I hear?

  • @D123-f9k
    @D123-f9k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He forgot to flick away a bit of debris 😂

  • @hadson2460
    @hadson2460 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is a nice backdoor there

  • @mapsgoonthewall5396
    @mapsgoonthewall5396 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love his April fools videos.

  • @Juice1984
    @Juice1984 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a great April 1st.

  • @fuzzy-02
    @fuzzy-02 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you're secretly teaching the bros.

  • @Khyroh
    @Khyroh ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I watched this whilst having a poo.

    • @bsvenss2
      @bsvenss2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice, do you have a picture?

    • @TheDinohunter2000
      @TheDinohunter2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @johnpatton7533
      @johnpatton7533 ปีที่แล้ว

      the way god intended

    • @mikeuk666
      @mikeuk666 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@johnpatton7533 God is fake though

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hopefully her bf appreciates the kind gesture

  • @Mytelefe
    @Mytelefe ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is that out of season april fools joke ?

  • @g_o_l_d1113
    @g_o_l_d1113 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I honestly felt like Asmond had no clue about the main joke lol

  • @thepanzerofthelake732
    @thepanzerofthelake732 ปีที่แล้ว

    The blind people in the audience: AYO WTF!?

  • @ZiIIous
    @ZiIIous ปีที่แล้ว +2

    good thing im virgin and don't understand why chat are spamming horny emotes.

  • @YDG666
    @YDG666 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember this video back in the day it got out

  • @deadlyshotta2893
    @deadlyshotta2893 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When scrolling online not watching the video, or paying attention. And wife laughs and says what what the hell are you watching.. haha 😂

  • @Fefko13
    @Fefko13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The one occasion where blind people had more fun consuming this video.