Before that moment I always thought, that Jordan is a serious guy with no humor. But now I start to think that most of his savage moments are done more out of humorous reasons than out of anger.
@@jrockoclock7088 judging by this video he must know little of it, he said "你好吗(nihaoma)" but he said it without tones. However this show was made so many years ago, Jordan could be fluent by now if he kept studying
That's because he takes care of the micro not the macro , in a perfect world if Jordan does his job correctly, you don't even know he exists.... *Jordan Schlansky*
The "I have various tasks" line in Italian killed me. Don't know if it's Jordan's sudden burst of confidence of if he knowingly uses it to anger Conan.
I don’t blame them, mocking a language and culture integral to their identity for a joke gets old pretty quickly. I like Conan but I do think that some of his stuff could come across as insensitive to people.
@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa agreed but not quite. Conan has been doing that for many time now and some people just getting so sensitive while most of them just laugh it off. Some people just have a dark sense of humor and it's up to you whether you like it or not.
Shizuo Heiwajima That’s fair, I do think in this context it’s a pretty mild joke. If the language were non-European (especially if it were a minority language) instead of Italian, I could see why it would be more upsetting. Either way I don’t think the execution was super great, judging from the reaction in the room. He’s done similar gags before that were much funnier. (Again, context matters. As far as I heard these people didn’t know he was a comedian.) But yeah, different people are into different styles of comedy and that’s usually fine, sometimes it’s just a matter of preference.
@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa yeah. Also don't forget that the Italian teacher said that herself to not speak english in her class. Which is why conan ended up like that.
Not 5 minutes, Jordan spoke Mandarin in an Italian class, Conan ate a brochure, two internationals just left because of the Americans, and even the teacher was annoyed and didn’t understand the humor! It’s awesome the atmosphere these guys bring!
@@NomadUrpagi No, because when you come in late, you're being a massively douchey distraction to everyone else who is paying for the class. If you're more than a couple of minutes late, don't go.
¿Do Geese See God? Are you distracted that easily? You maybe want to attend class your self, but a one on one class where they prescribe you at the end....
1:25 "You've come in here, you've eaten a brochure...You admitted it was a mistake and then you ate it again...Twice, you ate a brochure twice!" lmao I lost it...the way jordan says it and Conan laughing hhahaha
Maybe the best Conan performance: talking in an Italian class using non Italian words that sound Italian. I come back to this video once in a while, when I'm down, and it's always a killer😂
My Italian teacher was like we only speak italian But it’s the first class how are we supposed to speak Italian She was like I don’t care And it was a year full of silent classes Still can’t speak or understand the language
It's actually a fairly efficient way to learn a language, assuming that you live in the country and has an interest in learning the language beside the classes. Most fast language courses are like that.
This is amazing, I’m from Libya. Libya was occupied by Italians back 1911. When I was a kid, I used to play soccer a lot, if the ball touch someone’s hand, every bad will announce “Mani” which means hands. I just understood that now after watching this episode!
What I admire about his talent is how a serious situation and boring situation he is able to twist it into something funny even though its awkward to them.
2:19 these two students are sitting across from Conan. 2:20 Conan does the "f*** you" sign with his hands under his chin in the direction of those two students 2:22 The instructor says "You just" (before she is cut off and about to tell him the offensive gesture he just made) 2:23 Conan says he has not felt this hated at a table 2:29 Conan says the two students left (seated across from him) because they couldn't take it anymore, not realizing it was because of the gesture he made in their direction
1. The chin flick. Brushing the back of your hand underneath your chin in a flicking motion means “get lost” in Belgium, northern Italy, and Tunisia. In France, this gesture is known as la barbe (”the beard”) and is the hand-sign equivalent of macho grandstanding nypost.com/2015/03/24/18-gestures-that-can-get-you-in-trouble-outside-the-us/ It also means f*** you.
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"I have various tasks"
Best catchphrase ever.
Needs to be on a tshirt RIGHT NOW
They should makee t shirts on it and sell ot on conan's website,
Just make Jordan into the Flaming C's sidekick, and that's his catch phrase when they go into battle.
Abscent due to reasons.
"Ho vari compiti"
"They are well behaved and look at you, you're an animal"
Conan: "Did she call me an animal?"...... Jordan: "I was paraphrasing"
What my teachers say to me.
Savage level 1000
"Your an Animal" Jordan snuck that one in
“You come in here, you've eaten a brochure.”
i love how when they spoke mandarin the subtitles were also mandarin xD
And yet i understood somehow.
All he said was hello Ni hao ba
Ran Sherman
Obviously, it’s for deaf people, who also happen to know how to read mandarin, and who understand Conan’s English.
the subtitles were not mandarin they were Chinese
AlmightyJesus ??? I’m Chinese and I’m confused lol
1:24 the part that made me die laughing the most was "you come in here you've eaten a brochure, admitted it was a mistake and then you ate it again"🤣
It's so funny 😂 Jordan almost sounded like an exasperated parent
😂😂😂
Before that moment I always thought, that Jordan is a serious guy with no humor. But now I start to think that most of his savage moments are done more out of humorous reasons than out of anger.
he also knows mandarin???
@@jrockoclock7088 judging by this video he must know little of it, he said "你好吗(nihaoma)" but he said it without tones. However this show was made so many years ago, Jordan could be fluent by now if he kept studying
If I had an inch of Conan's confidence...
You'd be a major douchebag already
Too bad I have it
Confidence is actually measured in ounces
Heywood Jablome inches actually if you know what I mean . wink wink
TheSoupirail What are you so mad about?
“You’ve come in here you’ve eaten a brochure. You admitted it was a mistake and you ate it again”
Even in italian Jordan still can't say what exactly his job is. 😂
Lol that was like my mother. Never could tell me exactly what her job was at the bank.
Various tasks will suffice
That's because he takes care of the micro not the macro , in a perfect world if Jordan does his job correctly, you don't even know he exists.... *Jordan Schlansky*
@@dv9239 your family history
He can. He did. He does various tasks.
Ray at the end is one of the funniest side-characters in a Conan remote.
That’s sweet of Ray’s mum to jump in the comments and leave a nice message.
@@megamcgee No, Woody Boy, it's me, YOUR mum! I guess I just like Ray...
"Ehhh, beceehhh.. eehh."
Conan is a master improviser.
Italy is the first place where people have really not found Conan funny at all. So I guess I'm skipping Italy!
Boco Corwin he is Martin Freeman
Distasteful europeans, what else can you say.
He's really not that funny at all. Unless you enjoy over the top, childish SNL type of humor
tertertr tetrete I love that
Conan is a perfect representation of me in high school Spanish classes.
MONTEBELO! 👏👐🖐️✋👋
Oh hey
Uhhh, Taco Supreme!
Uhhh, spaghetti!
You pretended to speak Italian in your Spanish class?
@@_GandalfTheGrey_ HAHAHAHHA i cant breathe
"You've eaten a brochure" 😂😂
He's an animal
"Look at you,"
Lolll I laughed so hard when Jordan said that
Twice
😂😂 Never laughed so hard in my life..!!
“We’re representing our country.”
That’s as close as Jordan gets to liking his own country.
"God Bless America you son of a bitch"
Jordan: How are you?
Guy that speaks mandarin: Thank you
Conan: *takes another bite at the italian brochure*
Shi N I also noticed that
Life in a nutshell.
Thank you. I didn't catch that. Too funny.
i feel like he was saying thank you to Jordan for speaking to him in chinese as a sign of respect
LMAOOOO
Did anyone else notice Jordan laughing at the end?
Was about to comment that
He almost broke a bunch of times 😂
That chinese dude at the end😂😂😂😂
ElectroGuy29 You at the and lol🤣🤣
Eh becay eh?
He gave up
ElectroGuy29 he seems like a character from the simpsons
Sounds like Stewie Griffin Frome de family Guy hahaha
Conan has never made me cringe because it is funny, but when he started speaking gibberish Italian I died inside.
it wasnt conan it was the other people they made it awkward lol
I thought it was the funniest part of the skit lol.. You can even see Jordan start to smile cuz he thought it was hilarious inside 😂
They're all just staring at him, jordan looks like the most normal person in that room
MrJarvishead you act like this wasn’t preplanned to an extent lol
"They're all just staring at him, jordan looks like the most normal person in that room"
For once, Jordan looks like the normal one
The "I have various tasks" line in Italian killed me.
Don't know if it's Jordan's sudden burst of confidence of if he knowingly uses it to anger Conan.
When you're at a job interview and they ask u if you're working some place else..
*I have various tasks*
AbbeKing lmao
I think I've put that in a few CV's in my time...
Conan is one of the few people in the world that can make me laugh out loud while im alone on my phone.
3 minutes of conan hand gesturing italian and the guy from china stole the moment!!
edward michaels probably we Chinese speaking ppl use hand when speaking frugally 😂😂
1:24 is my favorite moment lol Jordan talking so condescendingly to Conan but Conan knows he's completely right so he can't do anything but laugh
he consumed the sugar packets at the cafe in naples, now the brochure here... conan is a goat
Yes, he's the greatest of all time!
jordan: you’re an animal
i mean he’s not wrong
He is total GOAT, I'd love to see him on a goat farm, lol. Sad his show's cutting to half an hour, in 2019.:(
Goatest of all time
the G.O.A.T
2:38 The man speaks like 3-4 languages. And yet he had NO WORDS to describe what Conan did.
I have various tasks
X Pina name one
That would make a great t-shirt
io faccio vari compiti
Going to put in my resume this
Breathing, sleeping, eating, drinking and pooping is a full time job. Don't believe me? Try not doing it for a week!
“Ehhhh... Perche....” *gestures to Conan*
Had me rolling for some reason 😭😭
I feel sorry for the Italian language.
Why? thats how they talk
Dtrollmancan well I certainly do not talk like that LOL don't assume stereotypes are the same for 60+ millions of people.
Dtrollmancan ARE YOU SERIOUS ? 😡
Mr. Person Humanson FROM ITALY THANKS A LOT ! 🙏
Dtrollmancan no that’s not how we talk at all!
The China guy steal the show!!! I’m literally on the floor laughing! Eeeeeee beeeeee causesssssss
No need to point. We know who Conan is! 😂
Perche ... he can’t roll the R. XD
@@paperbackonly8438 or just said it fast?
I fell to the ground over that last bit. “Eeehhh beeeccccaaayhuuu”
😂😂 OMG no one in the whole room found this funny. They were like so angry 😂😂
TheCloud1132 -- They paid for the class... they wanted their money's worth.
swiftslick laughing my ass off is worth it.
TheCloud1132 it's scripted lol. I think they're told to react like that.
please, it's part of the show. That makes it more funny
@@swiftslick and Conan O' Brian showed up for no extra fee. Wow.
Jordan: "You're an animal"
Conan: "Did she really say I'm an animal?"
Jordan: "I-I'm paraphrasing."
Some people would pay a lot to be across a table from Conan, but those two weren't having it :D
I don’t blame them, mocking a language and culture integral to their identity for a joke gets old pretty quickly. I like Conan but I do think that some of his stuff could come across as insensitive to people.
@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa agreed but not quite. Conan has been doing that for many time now and some people just getting so sensitive while most of them just laugh it off. Some people just have a dark sense of humor and it's up to you whether you like it or not.
Shizuo Heiwajima That’s fair, I do think in this context it’s a pretty mild joke. If the language were non-European (especially if it were a minority language) instead of Italian, I could see why it would be more upsetting. Either way I don’t think the execution was super great, judging from the reaction in the room. He’s done similar gags before that were much funnier. (Again, context matters. As far as I heard these people didn’t know he was a comedian.) But yeah, different people are into different styles of comedy and that’s usually fine, sometimes it’s just a matter of preference.
@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa yeah. Also don't forget that the Italian teacher said that herself to not speak english in her class. Which is why conan ended up like that.
@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa Why would Italians taken an Italian language class?
"Twice. You've eaten a brochure twice."
"You admitted it was a mistake, and then you ate it again."
Jordan is pure gold
😂
Jordan: i am paraphrasing 1:06
Not 5 minutes, Jordan spoke Mandarin in an Italian class, Conan ate a brochure, two internationals just left because of the Americans, and even the teacher was annoyed and didn’t understand the humor! It’s awesome the atmosphere these guys bring!
Jordan saying "I have various tasks" in Italian completes my life.
"You've come in here, you've eaten a brochure"
jordan smiled at the end!!!
Zoë lol. Good👁!
1:20 someone is late for class.. 🤔
it looks like jordan from the past looking to see the future
Shouldnt we be able to be late to class we are paying for
@@NomadUrpagi No, because when you come in late, you're being a massively douchey distraction to everyone else who is paying for the class. If you're more than a couple of minutes late, don't go.
¿Do Geese See God? Are you distracted that easily? You maybe want to attend class your self, but a one on one class where they prescribe you at the end....
what an eye! good job!
Conan: 'Ray can you, say why you think those two left?'
Ray: 'Eh becuuuhh...eyy...' *(jestures accusingly)*
I lost it when he said " I have various tasks" in Italian and Conan understood it!😂
Actually Jordan translate it for him
"Youve come in here and eaten a brochure. You admitted it was a mistake then you ate it again"
You have to give the teacher props. I was stunned how well she took Conan’s buffoonery.
1:25 "You've come in here, you've eaten a brochure...You admitted it was a mistake and then you ate it again...Twice, you ate a brochure twice!" lmao I lost it...the way jordan says it and Conan laughing hhahaha
HAHAHA Jordan's lil smile at the end 2:48
I can speak Italian too, well I know 2 words: “Quinten Tarantino”
maybe Tarantino which is an Italian surname but "Quentin" isn't an Italian word.
too bad his name is "Quentin" and not "Quinten" ;)
Luciano pavarotti
Hammad Ali bro !!
siemensohm I said I could speak the language not write it. lol
Conan is out of his element in this skit. Jordan owns the room with his fluent Italian speaking.
I love Jordan's paraphrasing skill 🤣
Conan needs to hire that Asian guy. His comedic timing is gold lol
Maybe the best Conan performance: talking in an Italian class using non Italian words that sound Italian. I come back to this video once in a while, when I'm down, and it's always a killer😂
Jordan: “you may not speak English in this classroom.”
Also Jordan: speaks in English nonstop throughout the class
Conan's comedy is so unique and creative. He always keeps me laughing.
Whenever I remember that Conan is hilarious, it becomes my nightly entertainment.
2:38 "ehhhh peCcheéééé....." ("Ehhhh beCcause.....) 😂😂😂
The ending of the video featuring Ray is one of my favorite moments in film.
"can you say why you think those two left?"
"ehhhhhh, perchééé, ehhh"
English: "Hello"
Chinese: "Ni hao"
Japanese: "Konnichiwa"
Conan's Italian: "Luciano Paverotti"
i love how everytime conan says anything in another language he takes a bite outta that paper
It's like Joey Tribbiani speaking French.
Eh, bkeeehhhhhhh 👉
Finrod Felagund "ehh ...perché"
Jordan even smiled LOL
Ehh becaaau eeehhhh.... 👉😂.....
😂😂😂😂
Epic. I love that
“You’ve come in here, you’ve eaten a brochure” lol never before spoken words
House Stark : "Winter is coming"
House Targaryen : "Fire and Blood"
House Schlansky : "Various tasks and duties"
My Italian teacher was like we only speak italian
But it’s the first class how are we supposed to speak Italian
She was like I don’t care
And it was a year full of silent classes
Still can’t speak or understand the language
Well my English teacher since 7th grade was American, she didn't speak a word in my Language, turned out pretty good :)))
@@Plaģiātists well, maybe because you watch too much cartoons when you were a kid and it's easy for you to learn.
Wtf?! That's stupid.
It's actually a fairly efficient way to learn a language, assuming that you live in the country and has an interest in learning the language beside the classes.
Most fast language courses are like that.
Völundr Frey but you cannot do that until you actually know the language lol...
"You've eaten a brochure ... twice." I need a situation where this comes up naturally.
2:49. Jordan was just smirking. Clearly 😂😂😂
Conan u are the funniest host I ever seen
Rider Money lee yeah,he do "hardest" things for so..he deserves it
they're well behaved and look at you. You're an animal... hahahaha Jordan was amazing in this!
Various tasks 😂😂😂
This is amazing, I’m from Libya. Libya was occupied by Italians back 1911. When I was a kid, I used to play soccer a lot, if the ball touch someone’s hand, every bad will announce “Mani” which means hands. I just understood that now after watching this episode!
"You've eaten a brochure twice". Knowing how smart Conan actually is that was really embarrassing. :D
"Umm...because....." *points at Conan *
And then Jordan trying to stifle his laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jordan is scolding Conan like a tired father abt that brochure 😂😂
This is the funniest remote, I died when the students left
I love how the lady next to Conan kept a pen in her hand the whole time - as if she was going to learn something from him. 😌
At the end, Jordan nearly loses it when the Chinese guy says 'eeee becceeee' and points at Conan
Jordan was being a total dad yelling at Conan for eating the brochure
I love how done everyone is with him
What I admire about his talent is how a serious situation and boring situation he is able to twist it into something funny even though its awkward to them.
Ray is iconic, he should have been a character in the Tv-show Community
2:19 these two students are sitting across from Conan.
2:20 Conan does the "f*** you" sign with his hands under his chin in the direction of those two students
2:22 The instructor says "You just" (before she is cut off and about to tell him the offensive gesture he just made)
2:23 Conan says he has not felt this hated at a table
2:29 Conan says the two students left (seated across from him) because they couldn't take it anymore, not realizing it was because of the gesture he made in their direction
bulls**t, that was not a "f***" you gesture and the teacher is cut off saying "gesti".
1. The chin flick. Brushing the back of your hand underneath your chin in a flicking motion means “get lost” in Belgium, northern Italy, and Tunisia. In France, this gesture is known as la barbe (”the beard”) and is the hand-sign equivalent of macho grandstanding
nypost.com/2015/03/24/18-gestures-that-can-get-you-in-trouble-outside-the-us/
It also means f*** you.
@@viksra Those two girls actually did look Belgian :)
@@viksra They are about to learn the language i dont think they knew the meaning of the gesture
@@viksra you copy and paste stuff you found on the Internet and presume to teach an Italian what the "chin flick" means? please
0:40 i like the swedish ikea lamp there in the italian immersion class room.
Those who left doesn't appriciate Conans greatness! 😂 This is just beautiful!
1:23 "you come in here, you've eaten a brochure" :D
this video is a gem
*I love Jordan!!*
I'm Italian and it cracks me up when he pretends to be Italian ahahhahah!!!
I know Italian words, Ferrari, Lamborghini Maserati, Monica bellucci, pizza, pasta and bacon burger
When he said various jobs I almost died 😂😂😂😂
On the next performance review, my self-evaluation is going to be: "I perform various tasks"
"I AM paraphrasing"
JORDANS GETTING QUIRKIER AHAHOMG THAT WAS AMAZING
2:14
Conan: Chun Chen cho
*cuts to the two that left the class*
*cuts back to Conan banging his abdomen and speaking inaudibly*
understandable
if someone was eating a brochure i would leave too
Every Jordans smile is so precious 2:49
OMG, Conan is the best, lol!
the like two groans from the audience members when conan says 你好吗 at 1:19 is absolutely killing me
0:52 when Jordan actually is running the show
If Jordan was a Bond villain his name would be Various Tasks
Ray did a fantastic Eric Cartman impression towards the end there. Bravissimo!
Conan is the best
"Eh becuse"😂😂😂
Perfect comedy with perfect ending !
Nobody:
Italian Jordan: _" Ho vari Compiti"_
(I have various tasks)