I can give a pass on the pronunciation because he's not used to it, traveling to Italy once a year or maybe less what really strikes me about his italian is that he owns a pretty vast vocabulary, that's experience for sure I can see he visited our country regularly for the last 20+ years, I just wish he had some italian friend over there to practice his italian while at home. he'd be perfect then :)
swashim I'm sure he laughs a lot. I don't think anyone at Conan's office ever said he doesn't laugh. There was just confirmation that he really is "like that," as far as going on about the kinds of things he does in the way that he does. He probably busts out laughing a lot when talking to Conan. I think he just plays up the straight-faced thing on camera because the dynamic between him and Conan is funnier that way.
Jordan’s got a really good point at 2:10 there is some bullshit stigma about being alone and it really shouldn’t be that way, especially for people who actually prefer to keep to themselves more often than not, I didn’t know it wasn’t like that in Europe though very interesting
Liisi Altsaar I don’t know how it’s on Finland/Estonia, but in Spain, Germany, France, Denmark and other countries that I know well, people are really individualistic. Unlike Asians and Americans, which rarely sit alone on restaurants, or go alone to concerts or to the movies
@@liisialtsaar8198 Nobody said it's inherently European, you silly. It is more commonplace in Europe than in the US. It can be more commonplace anywhere else as well.
@@naiddre Your conclusion is illogical and totally wrong. It is the American way thay fosters loneliness! Since people are discouraged to go out by themselves, then when they've got nobody to go to a pub with, they don't go and so are stay stuck alone at home. In Europe, people go out to be around other people even if they've got no companions, and so they get out of their loneliness, get social interactions etc.
@@naiddre You have your numbers wrong. In some countries where there is little sun during the year the numbers may go up a little. But in the top 20 of countries by suicide rate the is only 3 european countries (Lithuania, Latvia and Ukraine). What's more, USA is placed 34th in suicide rate percentage. Only those 3 I named before plus Finland have higher rates. Spain is 130th, Netherlands is 81th, Italy is 142th, Greece is 157th...
We know what it means. They're extra scenes either deemed not funny enough to make the cut for the show, or were simply cut for time. Shimmer is just stating the fact that outtakes from Conan are still far funnier than what most shows put on the air.
"Video-Games don't really indulge you in the experience like real-life does. Would you rather be a virtual Japanese-Italian, dressed in red and blue, (which by the way is a wrong color-scheme; he should be dressed in Green, White and Red (specifically in that order), or taste the freshest truffles directly from the soil, with no input-lag that comes inherently with transportation...?"
I’m 19 and I eat alone at restaurants all the time (I live in the US) and it’s so weird people always look at me strange and the hostess always makes a weird face when I ask for a table of one but I really enjoy it!! My friends always say “Oh you should’ve invited me I hate that you ate alone” but I actually enjoy it!
@@mileycyrus20082010 It's the same in Latin America. People don't like to be alone or see other people alone in public. People even refuse to eat alone if you're on the same table as them. They'd wait for you to get something or ask you to get something to join them (if you know them, that is)
@@mileycyrus20082010 I'm alone all the time, go weeks without seeing anyone, and it's ok for me. I event used to go to theaters alone and vastly preferred it, back before streaming. But when I go out to a restaurant, I do take out or I go with someone. I don't see the point of eating out alone. The ambiance just isn't enough to endure staring at an empty chair; I can literally do that at home.
Christobanistan There are nice restaurants that have bars. And you can just go sit at the bar and do your thing. That's what I do when I want to eat a good meal in private
I want to see Jordan’s wife in a clip, she must be really interesting for lack of a better word to be okay with being with someone like Jordan. “Most Americans get 2 weeks off so we’re talking about 1 week with the family and one good week off.” That’s the kind of romantic thing every girl wants to hear.
EVERYbody needs some time alone/time with friends, man or woman. That's just natural. That being said, Jordan does seem fairly out there, but he probably makes good money as Conan's Producer, and I have a feeling they encourage him to play things up for the camera.
Johnny D. Wicked its not a character he made. Its his own personality. Conan talked about it a lot and some people even met the guy irl and confirmed it.
You don't even realize how arrogant it is to speak for 7 billion people, especially about something like that. We all need some time alone, obviously, but each of us need a different amount of time. He's honest about his opinions and that is admirable in the nowadays butthurt-about-everything society, but what he's saying isn't a universal truth. Some people actually love spending time with their families.
The Keyboardslinger Yep, you’re completely right. This person was definitely making a completely literal statement applying to every human that has ever and will ever live.
@@thebookofeli849 Except there is 0 evidence that he is a character and 100 % evidence that thats just him. Especially his "opinions on opinions" segment. Name one piece of media where he behaves "normally".
It's actually impressive how much Jordan knows about Italy. And he speaks good Italian too! I guess he's more natural in these shows as you wold think.
Jordan has to play the “creepy innuendo” guy for Conan’s comebacks, and when he realized that he overplayed the body hair innuendo into outright sexual suggestiveness THAT’s when he started to crack up, because he knew he had lost control of his character.... 😂😂
@@JapaneseDenim bill burr wrote f is for family, appeared in breaking bad. Conan js funny but he isnt the best comedian, he is the best talk show host. His chemsitry with celebs and his wit is what makes him the best
He is one of the least funniest comedians ever!! I wouldnt even say he is one. There are countless people funnier then he is including John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson
It's scary how similar Jordan and I are sometimes. I mean, he seems much more patient, and I'm actually italian, but I just love traveling alone. Being in control, and able to experience the vacation as I want to. It's just great.
Every time i watch Jordan i like him more and more and totally agree with him I'd rather take a trip alone honestly. When your with a friend theres always this pressure that you should be having fun and crazy excitement all the time but when your alone you can do those little boring things you enjoy
I have never loved these 2 men more than I do now. It makes my day. Doesn't even matter how scripted it is. Jordan is touched in the head but it's great.
Some people seem to not understand that this is a whole act. Jordan schlansky isn't actually like this. It's a well over done play on his personality. He actually did a reddit forum years ago where he discussed this started as friendly banter between him and Conan because they are very different but friends and the other producers asked if he could do a more emotionless version of himself for skits which he agreed too. If you watch the office cleaning skit when Conan 1st enters the office Jordan hadn't seen the cameras yet so greets him one way then realized it was a bit and you can hear him change his tone. The guy really deserves credit because he did an hilarious character often times wo forewarning and stayed in character
The emotionless part is exaggerated, sure, but I don't think it's completely an act. I think he's learnt to behave normal (otherwise he would never be employed), but that the crew has told him to be more of his natural self in these skits.
rivolinho it is a bit frightening like the bad guy in a horror movie right at the moment he realizes he has you and is going to get away with your torturous murder.... but I'm still #TeamJordan anyway 😆
Greetings from Tennessee. Mr. O'Brien you truly are a genuine funny guy. I haven't watched a video that did not make me laugh. My favorite videos are with you and Jordan. You set the bar sir.. Congratulations on your success..
"Do you consider us friends?"
"I do."
*wheezing laughter*
Cambo 99 I’ve watched this video so many times & never noticed that 💀😂
4:15
Jordan is Conan’s perfect foil. They both show up the others’ absurdities in hilarious detail.
Whenever Jordan laughs or smiles it looks like he’s discovered it for the first time
You have 872 likes, and I'm only telling you this because you're a decent looking woman, otherwise, I wouldn't care.
@@mv1991 creep
@@Techiastronamo No. I'm simply saying what others don't have the courage to admit.
@@mv1991 A true hero
@@mv1991 A true douche bag.
"I'm in full control."
The last thing his female victims hear before they wake up in the hospital.
I thought he said ''I'm in full douche mood''
I bet Jordan is an amazing dom.
Mitchell Powers i
Yellowblanka that's what she said
I'm italian and he's right on everything. My god this man is really in love with my country
Stefano Giliberti how is his accent is it obvious he's American
GrayWoIf he's got an american accent of course, but he speaks a brilliant italian for someone who doesn't live in Italy.
GrayWoIf pretty good for an american. I'm impressed
Yup, including the shaving. I mean, that's a private matter.
I can give a pass on the pronunciation because he's not used to it, traveling to Italy once a year or maybe less
what really strikes me about his italian is that he owns a pretty vast vocabulary, that's experience for sure
I can see he visited our country regularly for the last 20+ years, I just wish he had some italian friend over there to practice his italian while at home. he'd be perfect then :)
5:35 and Jordan breaks again! He has broken into laughter so many times during the Italy trip. Goes to show how excited he was about it.
yeah it was pretty excited
Hammad Ali that was a good one
No. I think he realizes how ridiculous these conversations with Conan really are.
Jordan is obviously an actor..
swashim I'm sure he laughs a lot. I don't think anyone at Conan's office ever said he doesn't laugh. There was just confirmation that he really is "like that," as far as going on about the kinds of things he does in the way that he does.
He probably busts out laughing a lot when talking to Conan. I think he just plays up the straight-faced thing on camera because the dynamic between him and Conan is funnier that way.
"What's wrong with you??"
"What's wrong with YOU"
Jordan is the most eloquent babbler but a child when it comes to comebacks lol
You're a fool
@@shrishikesh2292 no you
@@shrishikesh2292 you paint yourself as a sophisticated man but you’re a fool
@@Clowncentral101 no you
@@Clowncentral101 haaha
Jordan’s got a really good point at 2:10 there is some bullshit stigma about being alone and it really shouldn’t be that way, especially for people who actually prefer to keep to themselves more often than not, I didn’t know it wasn’t like that in Europe though very interesting
Liisi Altsaar I don’t know how it’s on Finland/Estonia, but in Spain, Germany, France, Denmark and other countries that I know well, people are really individualistic. Unlike Asians and Americans, which rarely sit alone on restaurants, or go alone to concerts or to the movies
@@liisialtsaar8198 Nobody said it's inherently European, you silly. It is more commonplace in Europe than in the US. It can be more commonplace anywhere else as well.
@@naiddre Your conclusion is illogical and totally wrong. It is the American way thay fosters loneliness! Since people are discouraged to go out by themselves, then when they've got nobody to go to a pub with, they don't go and so are stay stuck alone at home. In Europe, people go out to be around other people even if they've got no companions, and so they get out of their loneliness, get social interactions etc.
Come here and kiss my shaft
@@naiddre You have your numbers wrong. In some countries where there is little sun during the year the numbers may go up a little. But in the top 20 of countries by suicide rate the is only 3 european countries (Lithuania, Latvia and Ukraine).
What's more, USA is placed 34th in suicide rate percentage. Only those 3 I named before plus Finland have higher rates. Spain is 130th, Netherlands is 81th, Italy is 142th, Greece is 157th...
that moment when Conan's outtakes are better than anything on any late night
💯
These aren’t outtakes; these are amazing!
shimmer9009 outtakes just means extra scene's
We know what it means. They're extra scenes either deemed not funny enough to make the cut for the show, or were simply cut for time. Shimmer is just stating the fact that outtakes from Conan are still far funnier than what most shows put on the air.
@@jeremyc9593 exactly
@@ashwinshaji4859 hi
@@BlackedOutDreams hey
When Jordan full out grinned, for a sec, my brain couldn't understand what I was looking at. I couldn't comprehend Jordan full out smiling looool
Jordan “The thing that travels alone” Schlansky
*Jordan "I travel often alone" Schlansky
Joe Rogan fans?
The thing that should not be
I thought solo travelling was the new cool for Americans...
Conan: "Can you move that it's getting really close to my eye?"
Jordan: "I'm in full control."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please make a clueless gamer with Jordan it would be amazing
They should play Minecraft
YESSS!
They should play assassins creed
"Video-Games don't really indulge you in the experience like real-life does. Would you rather be a virtual Japanese-Italian, dressed in red and blue, (which by the way is a wrong color-scheme; he should be dressed in Green, White and Red (specifically in that order), or taste the freshest truffles directly from the soil, with no input-lag that comes inherently with transportation...?"
The Dead Immortal make it happen TBS
When Jordan wakes up he prepares his body in various ways
And afterwards Jordan explores himself and the people around him
"Oh my God, it's back!" 😂😂😂
lol that got me
The thing that travels Alone! 😂
What he said about Europeans sitting alone is true.
Agreed, I like sitting alone as well.
I’m 19 and I eat alone at restaurants all the time (I live in the US) and it’s so weird people always look at me strange and the hostess always makes a weird face when I ask for a table of one but I really enjoy it!! My friends always say “Oh you should’ve invited me I hate that you ate alone” but I actually enjoy it!
@@mileycyrus20082010 It's the same in Latin America. People don't like to be alone or see other people alone in public. People even refuse to eat alone if you're on the same table as them. They'd wait for you to get something or ask you to get something to join them (if you know them, that is)
@@mileycyrus20082010 I'm alone all the time, go weeks without seeing anyone, and it's ok for me. I event used to go to theaters alone and vastly preferred it, back before streaming.
But when I go out to a restaurant, I do take out or I go with someone. I don't see the point of eating out alone. The ambiance just isn't enough to endure staring at an empty chair; I can literally do that at home.
Christobanistan
There are nice restaurants that have bars. And you can just go sit at the bar and do your thing. That's what I do when I want to eat a good meal in private
Yes! Team Coco read my mind. I wanted more of Jordan and Conan in Italy and they delivered with outtakes.
Hammad Ali fan favourite. Can we get jordo X Conan.
The fact that you made 3 different comments on a Conan video says a lot
Me too!!!!
I love Jordan. He is so precise with language and can immediately spot when (and why) someone else is not. Liberating.
jordan can spot when when someone else is not what? precise with language?
20 years of friendship between these two is so heartwarming
It’s kinda nice that Jordan doesn’t laugh that often because when he does it just makes the moment 10x more enjoyable
6:04 The way Conan turns his head around and licks his lips 😂😂
They have good chemistry.
“Thanks Chick”
@@eydanlopez814 lmaooo
Why are you holding out on us!? More Jordan!
Seconded.
3:12 “I’d like to take you there; I’d like you to hold a rock for me” 💀
I'm sorry but that wasn't funny.
I expect a better comedian from conan.
@@FriendlyCroock 🤓🤡
"The thing, that travels alone, is back!"
:D
light a candle for Jordan's wife
Too late...he already murdered her for distracting him from...himself.
@Jeffrey Scott It always bothers me how he how often he uses the word human in instances that it is not really needed.
F
I lost it when Conan said "Oh My God, It's back. The thing that travelled alone is back"
I want to see Jordan’s wife in a clip, she must be really interesting for lack of a better word to be okay with being with someone like Jordan.
“Most Americans get 2 weeks off so we’re talking about 1 week with the family and one good week off.” That’s the kind of romantic thing every girl wants to hear.
Hammad Ali Yes cause being with your in-laws is romantic 👌
You know hes putting up a persona right? Thats not how he is outside of work
You took him out of context
EVERYbody needs some time alone/time with friends, man or woman. That's just natural. That being said, Jordan does seem fairly out there, but he probably makes good money as Conan's Producer, and I have a feeling they encourage him to play things up for the camera.
"Everybody needs a little time away."
I heard her say,
"From each other."
"Even lovers need a holiday.
Far away, from each other."
So funny when Jordan breaks character. xD
Johnny D. Wicked brings me mirth and merriment
Johnny D. Wicked its not a character he made. Its his own personality. Conan talked about it a lot and some people even met the guy irl and confirmed it.
every person laughs, it isn't breaking character, only some people do more often than others
His character may be similar to this but I'm sure it's dialed to 11 when they're filming
It's because of that weird and creepy ass joker smile he has when he laughs
I have a weird crush on Jordan. The kind that would probably go away as soon as I'd get to know him if ever 🤣🤣🤣
Mia Carino you must be Italian...lol
I actually think it's kinda cool that you feel that way. ☺️
I…I kinda agree and I feel weird admitting it
Jordan speaks the truth on family that we all feel deep down. Yuge balls
sean d you do but not all sorry
It's scripted man.
You don't even realize how arrogant it is to speak for 7 billion people, especially about something like that. We all need some time alone, obviously, but each of us need a different amount of time. He's honest about his opinions and that is admirable in the nowadays butthurt-about-everything society, but what he's saying isn't a universal truth. Some people actually love spending time with their families.
The Keyboardslinger
Yep, you’re completely right. This person was definitely making a completely literal statement applying to every human that has ever and will ever live.
Jordan would be distraught with your spelling skills. 😂
"I sit sometimes I stand, I walk, I lay, I'm alone" the memior of Jordan Schlansky
The best thing about Jordan is that no matter how much Conan is bullying him, he still shows great respect to Conan. He's a really cool guy.
Agree. :)
He's a character
@@thebookofeli849 not really
@@DJ-ov2it yes really. His name is Jordan schlansky but he's a character
@@thebookofeli849 Except there is 0 evidence that he is a character and 100 % evidence that thats just him. Especially his "opinions on opinions" segment. Name one piece of media where he behaves "normally".
I literally "awww"ed out loud when Jordan called Conan his friend 😂
3:15 - jordan's little smile so perfect
It's actually impressive how much Jordan knows about Italy. And he speaks good Italian too! I guess he's more natural in these shows as you wold think.
As an italian, Jordan makes me proud
Conan and Jordan have the best chemistry ever. Cheers me up every single time. To more "Conan and Jordan without borders"
Jordan has to play the “creepy innuendo” guy for Conan’s comebacks, and when he realized that he overplayed the body hair innuendo into outright sexual suggestiveness THAT’s when he started to crack up, because he knew he had lost control of his character.... 😂😂
Jordan is not a character, im 100% sure thats just his personality
@@dantemacdonald7672 it’s a character that is an exaggeration of his personality
@@dantemacdonald7672 If it wasn't a character Conan wouldn't be so brutal
That's actually a great breakdown!
not a character stfu
BETTER. THAN. THE. ORIGINAL.
WE. DEMAND. ALL. OUTTAKES!
I love when Jordan's firmware crashes!!
Based on that shirtless photo I think Jordan had a long and steamy night with Calcio and his buddy Pepe.
"Do you consider us friends?"
"I do!"
....what looks like a genuine laugh from Conan!
It’s good to see Jordan lightening up. Jordan and Conan is the best thing on the show.
Conan is the single best comedian in the world.
Not just best talk show host, there is simply no comparison between him and others, period.
Louis CK? Bill Burr? Norm Macdonald?
Uncle Terry Conan wrote some of the best episodes of The Simpson’s so he wins.
@@JapaneseDenim bill burr wrote f is for family, appeared in breaking bad. Conan js funny but he isnt the best comedian, he is the best talk show host. His chemsitry with celebs and his wit is what makes him the best
Nah, Conan annoys me a lot because he overacts too much.
There are a lot better comedians, and one of them is Fluffy.
He is one of the least funniest comedians ever!! I wouldnt even say he is one. There are countless people funnier then he is including John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson
Jordan and Conan are practically my hero's... Especially when it's been a tough day.
I agree completely! “Cento per cento” in the words of Jordan and Italians everywhere lol
I was chuckling and laughing the whole time, my cheeks hurt
Reyyan Açıkgöz yeah eh
Jordan "I explore Myself" Schlansky
I don't know why I'm in a loop of watching Jordan's videos that I've already watched. But, I'm enjoying them anyway!
4:00 “May I interrupt you for a second....F* You!”. Jordan never flinched and continued on. 😂
It's scary how similar Jordan and I are sometimes. I mean, he seems much more patient, and I'm actually italian, but I just love traveling alone. Being in control, and able to experience the vacation as I want to. It's just great.
OH mY gOd hEs jUsT liKe mE
"I'm in full control." Great stuff, Jordan. Full points for committing to the role.
It amazes me how these two can hold it together for these bits.
It's pretty easy, I hold it together with my friend every night.
actually its quite hard ngl
Conan and Jordan ought to be a show of its own.
@3:39 I LOST IT.... LMFAOOO 😂💀💀
This is the one of the best video. The chemistry between them is so funny! Special when they are arguing
"You consider us friends"
"Yes"
Legit Laughter!!!!!🤣🤣
Jordan and Conan are like the current comedy duo. Conan still got it after all these years.
Wow Conan is just so original and awesome in his own unique way. One of the best genius comedians of this century.
These two are so good at comedy, even the outtakes are awesome!!
I love this video. It looks like after all these years they actually did become friends.
It’s absolutely incredible how Conan can make comedy with just one room. No fancy gadgets, stupid games or Hollywood stars
Well…there’s a map 😊
That guy in the audience’s reaction at 4:50 has me crying lmaooo😂😂😂
Why are these “outtakes”? They are perfect.
This trip is the gift that keeps on giving
love the subtle break in character at 3:15 on jordan when conan says he'd like him to hold a rock lololol
I feel like when Jordan breaks, that there’s a glitch in the Matrix...
LAUGHING SOOOO LOUD!!!!!!!!! Conan and Jordan=perfect comedy every time.!!!!!!!
oh my god this just kept getting funnier and funnier I almost couldn't breathe!
This video and the normal video are both two of the best videos Conan and Jordan have done. Spectacular.
I think the Conan videos with Jordan are my favorites. They are one of the all time great duos.
Same!!
Bless us with more outtakes PLEASE
If Jordan really isn’t like this in real then he deserves an Emmy.
Conan's excited head turn at 6:06 🤣🤣
I want to thank the geniuses at Conan for going on this trip
Seconded.
Drops the stick: "Thats neither of the choices I gave you"
As Italian complimenti a Jordan for his knowledge!
1:48 😂 3:59 This was arguably the Conan video that *made me laugh* the most....with the exception of Bill Burr interviews!
Same.
Every time i watch Jordan i like him more and more and totally agree with him I'd rather take a trip alone honestly. When your with a friend theres always this pressure that you should be having fun and crazy excitement all the time but when your alone you can do those little boring things you enjoy
Man, that was a great bit. How did I miss all these. Your deadpan humor is great.
I have never loved these 2 men more than I do now. It makes my day. Doesn't even matter how scripted it is. Jordan is touched in the head but it's great.
Some people seem to not understand that this is a whole act. Jordan schlansky isn't actually like this. It's a well over done play on his personality. He actually did a reddit forum years ago where he discussed this started as friendly banter between him and Conan because they are very different but friends and the other producers asked if he could do a more emotionless version of himself for skits which he agreed too. If you watch the office cleaning skit when Conan 1st enters the office Jordan hadn't seen the cameras yet so greets him one way then realized it was a bit and you can hear him change his tone. The guy really deserves credit because he did an hilarious character often times wo forewarning and stayed in character
The emotionless part is exaggerated, sure, but I don't think it's completely an act. I think he's learnt to behave normal (otherwise he would never be employed), but that the crew has told him to be more of his natural self in these skits.
Jordan is so much more cultivated almost like an alien passing by, various tasks - I can only imagine :)
0:28 the dancing contraption Conan sells in pawn shop episode. I’m on a Conan spree, I can’t stop.
Jordan : you should do it my way
Conan : to shave??
Jordan : more than your face
Me and Jordan : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying. MORE OF THIS PLEASSEEE
2:01 lmao, omg it's back the thing that travels alone is back 🤣🤣.
Look at Jordans face the whole time Conan is talking about him holding a rock and drowning.. He almost cracks up like 10 times 😂
Conan: The thing that travels alone.
😂😂😂😂
Jordan is super serious when Conan is hilarious but cracks up at random times. What a legend.
"The Thing that travels alone is back" XD
"I am in full control" - Jordan Schlansky moments before he lost all control
6:07 panicked Conan checking if anyone’d suspect that they were secretly married
5000 points to the person who splices this together with the main segment in a coherent way.
I'm kinda glad Jordan doesn't smile often. It's mildly troubling.
rivolinho it is a bit frightening like the bad guy in a horror movie right at the moment he realizes he has you and is going to get away with your torturous murder.... but I'm still #TeamJordan anyway 😆
rivolinho it's like a smile from Satan himself
I'm thinking he's a psychopath. Lol
There's a line in Yojimbo where the guy nursing the super-serious title character back to health says, "It's worse when you smile."
"Mildly" is putting it mildly....
Greetings from Tennessee. Mr. O'Brien you truly are a genuine funny guy. I haven't watched a video that did not make me laugh. My favorite videos are with you and Jordan. You set the bar sir.. Congratulations on your success..
I prepare my body in various ways.
"What, us together? Our nude bodies entwined?"
I've heard Conan question Jordan's hair grooming practices many times, and it never gets old.
Conan sounds like Chris Hansen talking on To Catch a Predator at 6:20 😂