Conan & Jordan Visit The Toto Toilet Showroom | CONAN on TBS

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  • @Kay-hz2be
    @Kay-hz2be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6869

    *People panic buying toilet paper*
    jordan schlansky: who’s laughing now

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4385

    I'm with Jordan. Japanese toilets are amazing and should be commonplace throughout the world. They also forget to mention the fact the seats are heated too.

    • @Zoza15
      @Zoza15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But these toilets are expensive!..
      Especially for the average.

    • @Zoza15
      @Zoza15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @crazY storM Why? XD

    • @abgeth
      @abgeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Zoza15 because it's cleaner? Cleaning your ass with just toilet paper is barbaric!

    • @ValcoireIGR
      @ValcoireIGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      not all people in the world has common sense and etiquette in using the toilet properly

    • @jkjkjk100
      @jkjkjk100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      A lot places in korea, taiwan and even china upper class have electric bidet. South east asia have regular bidet and middle east have hand bidet. The west is left behind

  • @Ai-Ai-O
    @Ai-Ai-O 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5663

    I just realized that if you Google "what is the job of an associate producer" it brings up a picture of Jordan. XD

    • @markcollinsage45
      @markcollinsage45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Omg you're right 😂

    • @dildobaggins2759
      @dildobaggins2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      job description also says: Various tasks... omg O:

    • @FairNuff
      @FairNuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      lol it really does

    • @Pokarface7
      @Pokarface7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      LMAO, it's the first result!

    • @thunderfieldcastle
      @thunderfieldcastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That’s not all-Google “what does an associate producer do” and you get a _different_ picture of Jordan!

  • @taikimori3186
    @taikimori3186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    0:36-1:01 the most beautiful speech I have ever heard in my life

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I love Japanese toilets. I can't agree more with Jordan. He should also mention the toilet seats can be set to warm in winter!

    • @taikimori3186
      @taikimori3186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lepetitchat123 and some of them are actually adjustable, not just the average point

    • @Zaftique
      @Zaftique 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@lepetitchat123 oh man, I know someone with an amazing toilet like this, my butt feels like a queen afterwards. I want one SO BAD.

    • @itantanmo
      @itantanmo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Westerners are falling behind in the toilet department. And bidet should be a standard

    • @GabrielGarciaRamos
      @GabrielGarciaRamos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Some people here in Brazil use little bidet gun sprayers attached to the wall.

  • @SyedAli-si3gn
    @SyedAli-si3gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8927

    Americans be laughing but Jordan was spitting facts.

    • @Conrad75
      @Conrad75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Syed Ali many places outside of the US also widely use toilet paper. Some countries even throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it

    • @SyedAli-si3gn
      @SyedAli-si3gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Conrad you’re not making the compelling case you think you are

    • @Conrad75
      @Conrad75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@SyedAli-si3gn I'm not saying that toilet paper should be the norm or anything close to that lol. I"m fully aware bidets are superior but I'm just pointing out it's not only an American related issue

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, he has been fascinated since karate kid 2 😂😂

    • @kevinwilloughby2807
      @kevinwilloughby2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He was! I've lived in Tokyo for 7 years now and every time I go back to the States it feels so barbaric to simply use paper.

  • @weathersytv3572
    @weathersytv3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Jordan actually makes a lot of good points and lowkey radicalized me on an issue I didn't know I cared about.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don't have anything fancy like this in the video, but I traveled to Europe and they have those shower heads with a separate shower head on a handle. You can take that second shower head and literally clean every crevice like you've never cleaned before. I bought one from Amazon and installed it in my apt the moment i got back.

    • @weathersytv3572
      @weathersytv3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR I'm 25 years old and have never been outside the states. I've always wanted to travel somewhere outside the US just to gain an overall different perspective on how I've been living my life. Personal hygiene was never something I expected would become a part of that perspective. I've always considered myself a generally clean person, but I guess by only American standards. :D

    • @catsfirst
      @catsfirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @SolidVault yes they are called bidets and they are everywhere in bathrooms in the middle east, mostly because Middle East is dominated by Islam and we believe that hygiene is very very important and that it is forbidden to not be cleansed well

    • @al3ndlib
      @al3ndlib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR it’s called Shataf and it’s the standard in The Middle East. It’s the same thing as the sink water hose that’s in the kitchen of most US homes. When I first came to the us I was shocked that you guys don’t use water as I’m Arabian and my people has been using water for thousands of years. I even have a portable Shataf for when I go camping in the desert.

    • @Lord_ofcinder
      @Lord_ofcinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@al3ndlib Not only arab countries its all over asia as well. We call it jetspray or a hand bidet. Only USA and UK dont use that I think, Ive seen it in new zeland as well.

  • @1rickopotamus
    @1rickopotamus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    conan and jordan abroad is better than anything ever shown

    • @susanab7
      @susanab7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would just watch a show of them travelling the world

    • @avrage_joe
      @avrage_joe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gordon Ramsay and his friends on a road trip is the best. Search it on YT. These 2 are a close second tho

    • @ishythegamer_
      @ishythegamer_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing beats an idiot abroad.

    • @jbscotchman
      @jbscotchman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously, it could be it's own show.

    • @cjpockets
      @cjpockets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch when they go to Italy

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8268

    I love when Jordan breaks.

    • @maazkhaled7533
      @maazkhaled7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Pandas are cool there were plenty of such moments in the 20-minute version of this episode.
      th-cam.com/video/b53spPKy6Ug/w-d-xo.html

    • @purpleyoda7019
      @purpleyoda7019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This was the hardest i laughed in a Long Time!

    • @soesu279
      @soesu279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes cause it’s hard lol

    • @LelaosXVI
      @LelaosXVI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t. :(

    • @salaheddinemalek1032
      @salaheddinemalek1032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Isuru Nanayakkara It’s just a goddamn character

  • @kewlgurlrockz
    @kewlgurlrockz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    5:13. An Irish, a wannabe Italian and a Japanese walks into a bar...

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Is the joke that the Irish would ever be outside a bar as he would not be able to enter one otherwise?

    • @jeremysmith9694
      @jeremysmith9694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean walks into a bowl?

    • @waylonjones2813
      @waylonjones2813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *toilet

    • @philsteakerson1797
      @philsteakerson1797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2 Americans and a Japanese...

    • @andrewwebber1632
      @andrewwebber1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An Irish, a Jew, and a Japanese walk into a bar

  • @nunchaks700
    @nunchaks700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5040

    Jordan is exactly right, it's alot cleaner to wash with water than just toilet paper.

    • @apathy526
      @apathy526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Muslims and Jews have been doing this since 1400+ years

    • @prophetdrogonaria4678
      @prophetdrogonaria4678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Take a shower

    • @jjmai69
      @jjmai69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@apathy526 They're not the cleanliest of people so not helping your point.

    • @molomomo3743
      @molomomo3743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@pishionelar also we don't drink alcoholic crap and most importantly we know who our father is.

    • @molomomo3743
      @molomomo3743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@donjohn2239 what???

  • @forteOG
    @forteOG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    4:53 always nice to see jordan try not to break character

    • @johnnyaxon_
      @johnnyaxon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      th-cam.com/video/b53spPKy6Ug/w-d-xo.html

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      This is Jordan v1.24. Laugh.exe and chuckle.dll were added to the program.

    • @rsand2009
      @rsand2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i kept clicking on the time over and over and eventually cried xD

    • @meowbium1785
      @meowbium1785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He even glanced at Conan then at the camera.

    • @lolbrunopt
      @lolbrunopt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did Conan even say? I didn't understand

  • @aswinrajendran9368
    @aswinrajendran9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Power surge in osaka" Joke made me laugh so hard and it even broke Jordan's character. Now that's the quality of conan' improvised jokes. No other late night hosts can break jordan .

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7767

    The United States is really *behind* on this issue.

    • @bigbluefrog
      @bigbluefrog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I see what you did there.. 😂

    • @TheRealEdwardPreble
      @TheRealEdwardPreble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahah funny also Why do i see you everywhere buddyyy your like everywhereeeee

    • @kelvin54888
      @kelvin54888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      behind on this TISSUE

    • @dandane5227
      @dandane5227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there

    • @o.mvasquez3319
      @o.mvasquez3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kelvin54888 underrated comment

  • @MrSwallows
    @MrSwallows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7667

    Jordan was so right about this issue. Can you imagine how much trees we can save just for not using toilet paper!?

    • @dototftvortic7708
      @dototftvortic7708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      But instead Japanese are using disposable chopsticks daily

    • @ytacczed
      @ytacczed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Love ur twin tower picture

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @Anthony Swiss You can't plant nearly enough trees to make up for our insane cosumption of paper products. They need way too much time to grow.

    • @Paskalion
      @Paskalion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@dototftvortic7708 because chopsticks are made from bamboos, which is technically wasn't trees, but grass.

    • @kev8943
      @kev8943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@dototftvortic7708 chopsticks are made out of bamboo and those things grow in a matter of days

  • @kennydizon86
    @kennydizon86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I keep coming back to this video just to watch them both break character and laugh 😂
    “In Osaka a man was..blasted off the bowl” 🤣

    • @crockett888
      @crockett888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hahahahahahahahaha “he was shot into the air” 😂😂😂

    • @kennydizon86
      @kennydizon86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@crockett888 gets me everytime dude! 🤣 😂

    • @MandeepSingh-of5hj
      @MandeepSingh-of5hj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100 percent I can’t control myself when I hear that line 😂😂

    • @thesoulmonster
      @thesoulmonster ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaaame!

    • @jma331982
      @jma331982 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂 Jordan can’t help it either 😂

  • @persimmcn
    @persimmcn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3600

    the videos just keep coming and coming i’m being fed so well

    • @spookygurl1619
      @spookygurl1619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Big facts omg

    • @Sunny.352
      @Sunny.352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liz same! Lol

    • @nopejoeandangie
      @nopejoeandangie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      looks like you had a big dinner, Liz
      easy there

    • @SGprooo
      @SGprooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liz I keep coming and coming for more videos.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      4L52 broken character 😂@@nopejoeandangie

  • @heamees4822
    @heamees4822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    0:39 Jordan was trying so hard to hold the laugh back

    • @lizzyvega9612
      @lizzyvega9612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I noticed that 😂

    • @lazybacon7520
      @lazybacon7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      And completely fails at 4:51

    • @johnnyaxon_
      @johnnyaxon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/b53spPKy6Ug/w-d-xo.html

    • @LelaosXVI
      @LelaosXVI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t like Jordan being so overhyped, it’s making him look more diffrent and chaotic in way. Even in Italy when he sort of broke character. He changed a lot. I Want the more reserved and quite Jordan back, when he was in full control :(

    • @MisterFoxx
      @MisterFoxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Julia Mimi Hey, sometimes serious people have certain things that make them laugh lol

  • @douggieharrison6913
    @douggieharrison6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:50 it's such a treat to see Jordan do his absolute best to not break character and smile or laugh, he's trying so hard

  • @DuperBoi
    @DuperBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    4:52 Jordan breaks character! 😂😂😂

    • @dampcarpet2607
      @dampcarpet2607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Prince he’s not a character that the real him

    • @emilieamelia8667
      @emilieamelia8667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      he was trying so hard not to laugh!!!!

    • @TK-kx8nx
      @TK-kx8nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Damp Carpet its an exaggeration of his character. Thats not really what hes like.

    • @artemkuznetsov6149
      @artemkuznetsov6149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3

    • @seya_2
      @seya_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was a best Joke

  • @rubinsaffy
    @rubinsaffy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2853

    I have the Toto 500h. It washes and heat dries you. Total hands free experience. Heated seat too. Auto flushing. Deodorized air so you don't stink up the bathroom. A night light. The list goes on. It's insane.
    EDIT: I own the Toto *500H. (Not the 550H)

    • @tomv5988
      @tomv5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      I want one now. I don't understand why the U.S. is 20 years behind Japan in toilet technology. I hope we catch up soon.

    • @borp6912
      @borp6912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      I would rather have a nice toilet than a nice car

    • @animationcrate
      @animationcrate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Yeah? Well mine does my taxes and listens to my problems so yours is basically useless

    • @zex00
      @zex00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Does it tickle?

    • @rubinsaffy
      @rubinsaffy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@zex00 lol it does. Sometimes it takes some getting used to lol..but the good thing is you can change the waters temperature on the remote..which helps a little.

  • @themaughan3378
    @themaughan3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    I guess the Japanese didn’t have to worry about the toilet paper crisis.

    • @hairybjr
      @hairybjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Maughan people are still panic buying, cuz you usually still use a piece after the bidet to dry. It’s not to the extent of other countries tho

    • @dave-vs5tx
      @dave-vs5tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geezus facking christ dude

    • @adamalakshar4226
      @adamalakshar4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Along with the rest of the world

    • @sefaandmaniatadegei9345
      @sefaandmaniatadegei9345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U mean everywhere exept Australia

    • @oliverfletcher9052
      @oliverfletcher9052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hairybjr Many bidets, like the one I have, have a drying function.

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3492

    Jordan is correct. It should be a right and not a privilege of luxury.

    • @sunbear3324
      @sunbear3324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah it should be provided by the government to every citizent.

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just use antibacterial wet wipes.

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@blakes5827 you cant flush those so do you just have poopy wipes in your trash?

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@coreyperdue37 I flush every one of them. I have done it for about a decade now. Works great!

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@blakes5827 you're ruining your septic system. Highly doubt that's true unless you have a beast of a system in your building

  • @burntmarshwigglestudio597
    @burntmarshwigglestudio597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When I was in Japan, my friend and I were approached in a shrine by two men who worked for Toto. They asked us to fill out a survey of our toileting experiences in Japan. They were SO enthusiastic. They watched us fill out the forms and when we marked a positive they almost cheered, and when we marked a negative they let out an audible disappointed "aww". I can only hope I always have a job that makes me feel that enthusiastic. Oh, and the toilets are pretty cool there!

  • @markballesteros5439
    @markballesteros5439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I love how respectful Jordan is. When conan was laughing, Jordan respectfully did not laugh even though it look as if he wanted to as to not make the Japanese man feel uncomfortable

    • @Leo-xe6rf
      @Leo-xe6rf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mark Ballesteros if u weren’t aware, Jordan has never laughed once in his life

    • @andrewwebber1632
      @andrewwebber1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He was trying to hold character.

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leo that is an incorrect statement.

    • @imkidfriday
      @imkidfriday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      nothing to do with respect. he was trying not to break character. and yes, it's a character.. i don't understand how people don't realize this.. it's quite obvious.

    • @istolethisaccount
      @istolethisaccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it wasn’t out of respect he just lacks emotion

  • @chwalkero2009
    @chwalkero2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    OMG. When Conan laughed at his own joke and could not finish it while no one around him showed any sign of amusement !
    I laughed so hard!

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ch Walkero Nah Jordan was clearly holding back laughter

    • @NWinnVR
      @NWinnVR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fr, something about people cracking them selves up when NO one around acknowledges it is always hilarious to me. 🤣

  • @wisdomleader85
    @wisdomleader85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    Uranus: Jordan Schlansky's home planet.

    • @outlaw9657
      @outlaw9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He'd live in uranus if you saturn one of those toilets.

    • @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm
      @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your profile name makes it even better.

    • @jesusordaz5523
      @jesusordaz5523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, I think he's more like Pluto because it got demoted from a planet and Jorden got demoted from a human being... LOL

  • @karlos_marxican-godless-co1712
    @karlos_marxican-godless-co1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jordan almost breaking character when conan talks about the guy being blown into the air from his toilet bowl kills every time 😂😂

  • @dnilepharaoh
    @dnilepharaoh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Best talk show host imo. This man knows how to make a joke that gets you to think then laugh unlike others who fake laughs or have an hour long show imitating a politician. Conan is light unique style comedy.

  • @Emmellbee
    @Emmellbee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    That ending was so worth Conan's annual budget

  • @guilhermegoncalves110
    @guilhermegoncalves110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    4:52 - The stone-faced Japanese resisted the two Americans laughing about a toilet malfunction joke.

    • @AWWEFAN99
      @AWWEFAN99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      new asian schlansky replacement

    • @JeansWebbTv
      @JeansWebbTv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, he didn't totally make it. Has to look away and does some low-key chuckling.

    • @misinformedmarti
      @misinformedmarti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Conan used Humor on Salaryman! It is not very effective...

  • @davidraveh5966
    @davidraveh5966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Holy crap! Jordan is so right! ugh LOL

  • @nicksacco5041
    @nicksacco5041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I have to say, that speech that Jordan gave in the beginning was the most passionate I've ever seen him

  • @mciu575
    @mciu575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Seeing Jordan laugh at conans “blast off the toilet” joke made my day

  • @anima099
    @anima099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    When Jordan breaks, you know you told a really good joke.

    • @jungi001
      @jungi001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well I don't know. He also broke when Conan was playing fart noises in Italy.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jungi001 **snaps fingers n points to THAT piece of comedy gold** exactly

  • @bigmack8307
    @bigmack8307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I agree with Jordan, sometimes paper just isn't enough when you got the 💩s

    • @dimelo3027
      @dimelo3027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And too much paper blocks your toilet but hey, how else could your plumber afford his brand new BMW?

    • @seriouslyryan6592
      @seriouslyryan6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Bison wait what? xD

  • @vermilionplains3464
    @vermilionplains3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jordan laughing at toilet humor is the funniest thing ever

    • @achuthonkan9525
      @achuthonkan9525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look up his ride with Conan in Italy

  • @shooglechic
    @shooglechic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I feel what Schlanski is saying so deeply after being stationed overseas.

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "Oh, you had a pretty big dinner" 😂

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was hoping to find this. It absolutely broke me.

  • @johnallen9242
    @johnallen9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Conan, my wife and I never get tired of watching you and Jordan dude! Our 5 year old daughter even loves to watch Team Coco!!!

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's sweet

  • @PlagasX
    @PlagasX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Woah... You had a pretty big dinner.."
    I almost fell out my bedroom window laughing so hard

  • @domwings4329
    @domwings4329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    American living in Japan for 6 years. I despise using toilets outside of Japan.. this is something that I must have now

  • @annasamuelson7212
    @annasamuelson7212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Conan just thought up the plot for Pixar's next great film franchise: "Toylet Story"

    • @UtsavChaudhury
      @UtsavChaudhury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment.

    • @mhp1005
      @mhp1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came to the comments looking for this

    • @tempota7792
      @tempota7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A hidden corn of a comment to be sure.

  • @NaturalProgressGames
    @NaturalProgressGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is easily the most excitement, enthusiasm, and conviction I've ever seen from Jordan Schlansky... lol

  • @micahrowe
    @micahrowe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your entire Japan trip has me in tears.

  • @andreabruson5558
    @andreabruson5558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Ooooh you had a pretty big dinner!" LMAO!!!

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Jordan deserves a hefty Christmas bonus for putting up with s**t Conan makes him do XD

    • @Dariocorral01
      @Dariocorral01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He has a job and gets to travel with Conan every where I think that is bonus enough! :-D

    • @bashfulgummybear158
      @bashfulgummybear158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Conan took him to a toilet factory to deal with his s**t

    • @headlight31
      @headlight31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      duchesswannabe Lol he’s still employed even though Conan doesn’t know what exactly he do. I think that’s more than enough 😂

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *H U M A N S O I L*

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he doesn't, he's already overpaid and does nothing all day lol

  • @rep5709
    @rep5709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    conan and jordan need a movie / series together

  • @SchweppesLemonIsGodTier
    @SchweppesLemonIsGodTier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how he presents this ridicolous idea that the toilet should come to you when they sense you have to go, and the japanese man sees it as his legit suggestion/gift to them, bows deeply and thanks him. Perfect comedy

  • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
    @ScoopMeisterGeneral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I mean... you really can't argue with what Jordan's saying here.

  • @PraveenKumar-ms4xv
    @PraveenKumar-ms4xv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    There is a lot of engineering put into a toilet... Jordan likes it

  • @kparsa1
    @kparsa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That is the most emotion I've ever seen him show EVER..lol

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how Jordan has become more and more Jordanesque over the years. The little 'breaks' are just so endearing.

  • @shaboidagoober1304
    @shaboidagoober1304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jordan breaking at the end. It’s great to his that part of his humanity. Hahaha.

  • @notyou6923
    @notyou6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4.53 whenever Jordan cant help himself & bursts into laughing, even if he 's about to, but stops, I totally lose it 😂😂😁💥😁...!❕

    • @hono_moo433
      @hono_moo433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is like cracking the da Vinci code

  • @benjil.3122
    @benjil.3122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    5:03 Jordan nearly breaks character and laughs

    • @AbduCola
      @AbduCola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      At 4:53 he does break

    • @pravakarpatra5132
      @pravakarpatra5132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn't break character as he was playing no character in the first place...He is really what you see...These bits aren't 100% scripted, at least the conversation isn't...

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@pravakarpatra5132 He's not playing a character in the sense of an actor playing someone who is entirely different than his own personality, but he does exaggerate his own quirks for comedic effect, he is fully aware of what makes the audience laugh and love him and plays along with it and part of it is trying not to laugh and to be emotionless like a robot, something he usually manages to do, but not always.
      Jordan have quirks and a very unusual personality, but he's not exactly what you see here in real life, by the way, In these remotes Conan is also playing an exaggerated character of himself, he's not that stupid or childish like he's sometimes act in these remotes.

    • @pravakarpatra5132
      @pravakarpatra5132 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@E_y_a_l You're one hell of a writer! Aren't you?

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pravakarpatra5132 Welcome to the internet.

  • @NasAfter
    @NasAfter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Guys this is true, here in the US.. We're a first world country yet we still use papers to clean our ass
    Doesn't make any sense

    • @maclokal
      @maclokal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laugh in Water 😁💦🌊

    • @mtd3369
      @mtd3369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Can't fight Big Toilet Paper.

    • @OhtheSuffering
      @OhtheSuffering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      To be fair, a lot of rich people have bidets in their master bedrooms. But of course, it’s not really talked about, so the average oppressed middle or low income family has no idea that this is “common” in those mansions and suites.

    • @myk-popper2960
      @myk-popper2960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Same thing goes for the metric system haha

    • @miraamshah
      @miraamshah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Unfortunately North America and Western Europe are very dirty :(!
      South Europe, South America, Asia and North Afrika know beter!

  • @r.minnis9722
    @r.minnis9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lmao - “Oooooo you had a pretty good dinner” almost killed me

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how they lost all seriousness in the end

  • @jonharold2403
    @jonharold2403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jordan Schlansky needs to start his own TH-cam channel

    • @rashadpreston7389
      @rashadpreston7389 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ask Jordan

    • @ElvenSkywalker
      @ElvenSkywalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The idea reminds me of Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags :D

    • @hectormzqt6169
      @hectormzqt6169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he takes the writers with him.

    • @TheStavness
      @TheStavness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan without Conan just wont work. It'll be all serious and informative with no humor. Conan is what makes Jordan so special because he is the exact opposite

  • @agentham
    @agentham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:16 Reminded me of Better Call Saul. "Fill me up, Chandler! Put it in me!"

    • @fairfight9857
      @fairfight9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really need to watch that show ASAP.

    • @booqrdoit9138
      @booqrdoit9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THATS what I was thinking of. Thank you lol

  • @littlerudy87
    @littlerudy87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I was in Tokyo last year I was amazed at how these types of toilets are everywhere there. From my hotel to the tiny hole in the wall restaurant that can only seat 10 people. It really is tremendous.

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    4:55
    Hard to keep character huh, schlansky?

    • @johnsonjohnson3261
      @johnsonjohnson3261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In his defense, after spending so much time on earth it is very likely for the one known as "Jordan" to begin to mimic human emotions for the mere purpose of fitting in.

  • @_burd.
    @_burd. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the fact that Jordan breaking character is always the most replayed part of the video

  • @ipwnyoudiehaha
    @ipwnyoudiehaha 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Those who have never used a Japanese toilet will never know how AMAZING they actually are!!

  • @ahmedelselly2553
    @ahmedelselly2553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how the Japanese are so calm and so respectful in non exaggerating way.

  • @zomkino
    @zomkino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:34 everytime i saw this photo i feel like " this guy is the original troll, the same trollface head and the same humor kinda"

  • @JustyRoads99
    @JustyRoads99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    literal toilet humor

  • @patrickjunio8664
    @patrickjunio8664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Am I the only one kind of impressed with the special effects at the end? I mean for a little moment in a show like this, I see no usual "jankyness" :) it's really well done. Maybe I'm just easy to impress, I don't know :D PS. SCHLANSKYYYYYY

    • @Sound8VisionVibe
      @Sound8VisionVibe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here, ridiculously well made CGI.

  • @jackielynne76exaxtly86
    @jackielynne76exaxtly86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Any video with Jordan Schlansky has got to be worth watching... Keep them coming Conan,I can’t get enough❣️❣️❣️

  • @hyypersonic
    @hyypersonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:50 I love how Jordan broke character too

  • @Yandumontet
    @Yandumontet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We need more ‘Jordan / Conan’ clip, it’s good for health all those laughter

  • @SamanthaIreneYTube
    @SamanthaIreneYTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I want Jordan to appear on Curb Your Enthusiasm just to see how Larry would handle him.

  • @user-ge4uk9ui8y
    @user-ge4uk9ui8y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:52, Jordan schlansky broke his character when conan told the joke and started laughing

  • @josakura
    @josakura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Toto Toilet and I love when Jordan's trying his best not to laugh at Conan's jokes.

  • @RHS-992
    @RHS-992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:52 schlansky couldn’t hold back this time 😂

  • @maridepp53
    @maridepp53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know how Jordan keeps a straight face during these videos, I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • @dukeofnorfolk1842
    @dukeofnorfolk1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:25
    "Ooo...you had a pretty big dinner"

  • @davidjung8291
    @davidjung8291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love when jordan goes straight to the point

  • @b.e.o5916
    @b.e.o5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:45 he really makes a great point 😂

  • @marcespinoza6068
    @marcespinoza6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jordan actually cracked a smile when Conan told the story about the man being blasted off his toilet.

  • @LeanMan82
    @LeanMan82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:38 I'm so very much with Jordan on this one...agreed!

  • @lepetitchat123
    @lepetitchat123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    No kidding, Conan's mobile toilet idea is great for the disabled!
    The Japanese guy is quite shy lol

    • @cindyknows9220
      @cindyknows9220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ii heard most people in japan are like that

    • @puffpuffpassmako
      @puffpuffpassmako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Japanese people have a different sense of humor than us. Sarcasm is also nonexistent there

    • @125loopy
      @125loopy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@puffpuffpassmako lol how do you know that?

    • @puffpuffpassmako
      @puffpuffpassmako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MeShannan because I've been in Japan

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@puffpuffpassmako The language barrier never helps. And the etiquette lady was pretty sassy!

  • @justn9124
    @justn9124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jordan is back yay!!! Those two are everything 😂😂❤️

  • @tammyvo5606
    @tammyvo5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rare sight of jordan smiling but keeping his calm

  • @D1sc0rd-
    @D1sc0rd- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My parents have been asking me what I want for Christmas for months. I have no ideas.
    They are going to be very confused when I ask for this toilet

  • @xYoungExodus
    @xYoungExodus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I would definitely pay for an automated toilet voiced by Conan

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ah Japan the only country in the world that treats everything as an art form

  • @OrangeBanana836
    @OrangeBanana836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Conan remotes are the best. Wish he'll visit Philippines, but i wonder if he is also popular here? any Filipino fans, like if you agree.

    • @badartist4307
      @badartist4307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's not popular here my friend. Everyone that i know doesn't have an idea who Conan O'Brien is. Im a lonely fan here hahahaha.

    • @Lawi_Jake
      @Lawi_Jake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please NOOO

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont care where he goes. His traveling shows are the best.

    • @OrangeBanana836
      @OrangeBanana836 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zyron Gonzales nah, ur not alone coz we're the same. 😂

    • @chrionihernandez6189
      @chrionihernandez6189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he has enough of a following here in PH pero we have to call him out lol

  • @cooperhilinsky5939
    @cooperhilinsky5939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The ending- “TOY-let STORY”

  • @al3ndlib
    @al3ndlib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Japanese bidet is way to fancy and unpractical, the better and cheap version that we use is called Shataf and it’s the standard in The Middle East. It’s the same thing as the sink water hose that’s in the kitchen of most US homes. When I first came to the US I was shocked that you guys don’t use water as I’m Arabian and my people has been using water for thousands of years. I even have a portable Shataf for when I go camping in the desert. Search Shataf in Amazon if you wanna try it.

    • @al3ndlib
      @al3ndlib 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ht9oc7gw1f you mean the bidet or shataf?

  • @Versisa
    @Versisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm irrevocably and uncontrollably in love with Jordan.

  • @ElMango64
    @ElMango64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I wonder what Jordan's favorite planet is.

    • @keithbrockway5759
      @keithbrockway5759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Its Saturn. Jordan loves the rings but hates the fact that its a gaseous planet, rendering it useless for human travel. It has a certain beauty to it but it is also misunderstood by homo-sapiens bc we'd rather study and look really close at Uranus.

    • @xcryanx
      @xcryanx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whichever one he's from.

    • @stllbreathnbut_y1844
      @stllbreathnbut_y1844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Earth

    • @fezguy89
      @fezguy89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      keith brockway I read that in his voice. Lol

    • @unknown5yearsago799
      @unknown5yearsago799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uranus

  • @isakyhadz
    @isakyhadz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @4:48 I love how Jordan breaks character and tries his hardest not to laugh 😂

  • @kaylaallison5471
    @kaylaallison5471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I legit jumped when the toilets came to life at the end lol!😂🤣

  • @zxcytdfxy256
    @zxcytdfxy256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    You know the country is on another level when their toilets are that advanced.

    • @christopherlundgren1700
      @christopherlundgren1700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah till you go to one of the areas that only has those squatting toilets and then you might have a different point of view.

    • @redX111t
      @redX111t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@christopherlundgren1700 in reality it's the most ergonomic way to empty your bowels, but nowadays those are getting rare in Japan

    • @OtisAdonisChad
      @OtisAdonisChad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@redX111t that's correct. It's the most natural way to defecate

  • @uniqueurl
    @uniqueurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:40 Jordan trying hard to be in character and stop sudden laugh. Hilarious

  • @michaelmcconnell3631
    @michaelmcconnell3631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I completely agree with Jordan on this one. Especially now

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm only at peace when there is a new Conan/Jordan video, so thank you

  • @benjaminrickdonaldson
    @benjaminrickdonaldson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jordan cracking at conans joke is the best ever.

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have no idea how quickly I would buy a Conan voiced toilet featuring Jordan when I’m unhealthy. My accountant would call me stupid and irresponsible