r/Hmmm | don't click this please
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Top posts from r/Hmmm on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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“Don’t click this please”
465K people: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
3.2 million people*
@@rayurbae6964 no 31,950
@@rayurbae6964 the name pun isnt as funny as you think it is
Just went down to 2M somehow people unsaw this
quetzalcoatlus northropi fed like modern-day skimmers, catching fish during flight while cleaving the waves with its beak
“the fat little demon boy sitting in the chair currently” is how i would describe myself
What a coincidence,
same.
Yeah, theres some magic at work, (which is impossible) since I would describe myself the exact same way
4:21 is where that sentence begins
Me too
Robin’s “Ehheheheheh” is one of the most recognizable laugh for some reason
@about you stop this
@@ForeverPlayerTwo right
@@ForeverPlayerTwo what is it?
@@MaggieBeaver right right
@@zwabbah4841 right right right
nobody:
not even the under-the-house demons:
the censor noise for some reason: AIUHAAIUAHA
Yeah like bro what the ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ Is that
No it’s HAUHAUHAUHAUHAU
I find it so funny
HOLY HWAHWOAHWHA
WHAT THE HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU IS GOING ON!?
Finnish person here. That particular reindeer is actually an artwork inspired by the reindeer. The antlers of the real animal are sprayed with reflective paint so they can be seen in the dark from a car. Roads in Lapland can be very badly lit (if they're lit at all) and you do not want a reindeer coming through your windshield because you didn't see it in time. Worst case scenario is that it kills you both. I learned to drive in the North and we were taught that if you can't avoid a collision with a reindeer (or a moose) aim for the rear so you don't get impaled.
just in case you guys were wondering why moose and deer are such a problem, watch Hood Logic(the animal dude on tictok) or look at the death rate on moose/deer accidents
We were also told to never ever break if a collision is unavoidable. Speed up to increase the chance of the damn thing being yeeted over the cabin.
@Egolo Egman true, but a lot of collisions happen in the summer too.
Sometimes they just junp out and you don’t see it in time.
Robin is able to make any subreddit funny when it isn’t supposed to be
Ikr
But it is supposed to be.... nvm. Suit yourself.
As a Russian speaker- I will comment that HIS ATTEMPT AT ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ IS PERFECT
Exactly what I thought
That was more like "Зрасвутье, comrade!"
What timestamp?
5:47
What does it mean
0:39 Alright so basically the banana is actually a gun, and when Polpo(the guy on the screen)attempts to eat it, the “banana” reverts back to it’s original form and he pulls the trigger. I think you can tell what happens next.
BOOM
One of the few times guns become useful
I said that on the EzPz video and got no likes, please stop being more popular than meeeeeee
/s
Yes finally a JoJo fan who who understood the context
@nameless one he was on a kill streak
Some subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 312nd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
Wow you are dedicated
Almost a whole year
HE STILL GOING
I’m starting to appreciate the dedication…
He’s a man of focus, Commitment and sheer f*cking will
"LOOK AT HOW F***ING CUTE THEY ARE HEHEHEE" thats a new one for me
Timestamp
@@shibz8293 8:58
@@shibz8293 8:46
@@SpladsOink i find it quite funny that both of our replies are edited lol
"LOOK AT HOW F( *ÄAAÅAāAÁÆ* )ING CUTE THEY ARE"
9:25
Imagine how much of an ear "violation" the audio signal needed to produce that would be.
Because that's an oscilloscope.
And oscilloscopes use two audio signals as the input for what they draw.
6:39 when giorno accidentally gets angry and smashes his keyboard
R/expectedjojo
Noice
lol
3:50 Zucchero in school when fighting his bullies:
3:39 the high pitched "aww what a cute idea" and still staying high pitched with the "aww you fucked it up" really got me good
The image with everyone with the banana in their mouths is technically a mass suicide, because in the show the banana is a gun and he accidentally shoots himself.
(The show is Jojo, it’s weird.)
That's just Polpo and his bros enjoying some snacks.
Yea, it is pretty bizzare show
@@niezniszczalnypl1451 Get out.
@@splattyfatty Never
Guys. It aint a show its an anime. Probably the gayest anime to exist though
Fun fact: when newts/lizards die they just kinda stay and stick on the side of the wall, within a few days you would'nt even know if they're dead or not, until the tail is kinda lose and they're hanging on one leg.
0:45 context: that's a scene from jojo part 5. Basically Giorno(the main character of this part) has the power transfer objects into living creatures or plants. The guy in the image on the computer screen is a mob boss. Giorno turned a gun into a banana and the mob boss shoots himself in the face. He does this because the mob boss is evil but he doesn't want it to be traced to him. There is nothing else going on
Thanks, captain obvious.
@@kubotheinconsideratefool4208 it's not obvious for Robin, is it now?
@@prince_sylex the mob boss being evil is.
Mk: dont click this
Me: And I took that personally
@about you shut up
how@about you shut up
The cling of Robins voice just warms my heart
Your pfp doesn't for me
@@zeke3023 it does for me lol
@@zeke3023 AAA I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT
your pfp is great
Your pfp terrified me
I honestly love how much you can tell robin dies inside more every video.
"How many people have died on this set of stairs"
Zero, they all died below the stairs
Robin: _swears much more recently_
Editor: I need a raise...
*emkay says Finland*
me: im so sorry i have to do this
*inhale*
me: TORILLE PERKELE!!
7:51 Why does Robin question how the combination works and not how the cat has opposable thumbs?
Probably because one of these videos is bound to mention polydactyl cats. It fairly common in domestic cats.
Cats have 5 fingers, at least some
I’ve never met a cat that didn’t have opposable thumbs.
9:07 They're drop tanks
Basically "disposable" aircraft fuel tanks that are attached to the plane's underside to boost its range and are dropped when empty.
Was looking to see if anyone else had explained, thanks fellow aviation nerd :)
"I thought that was a fursuit for a second"
You thought correctly. Fursuit with stuffed koi pillow.
this was the kind of comment I was looking for and I found it
3:39 I'm actually dying laughing "Oh what a cute little idea! Oh [unintelligible] y' totally f***** it up didn't 'cha?"
Connor’s career looks Ike
It took a kick to the shin in that first one
(Edit) the neon deer looks rad af
Also,
8:06 those are what you LEGgings
Exuse me- why so many videos-
@TommyInnit 🅥 This is a bot, not the real TommyInnit
@Not RickRoll👇 Same link as the comment under it, dont click it
@about you Bot
hm
0:49
The first thing that came to mind was Klarion, I wasn’t expecting for him to say Batman.
I clicked it as soon as I got the notification, YOU CAN NOT STOP ME!
i loved robins attempt at saying здравствуйте lmao
Fun fact: ducks are predators
Oh
thank you for the fun fact
I am horrified and will no longer ever go outside again
@@FC_ULTIMATE that’s very sus
One quack and the child is gone
~ Me from another comment section
0:40
The joke in the anime, JoJo, is that the character on the screen gets killed by a banana when its turned into a gun, so these people really like bananas or something...
0:40 I find this one particularly disturbing because in the banana that character on the TV is holding turns into a gun that fires into his mouth and kills him
5:58 ... fun fact, American Firetrucks are called "The Ignitor"... making the photo technically the truth.
Every episode there is always a new sound to bleep out swears and it’s awesome
5:53 you could say he has the world at his fingertips
Nice
Finnish man here. That neon reindeer earlier on? Common sight. The only good thing about them is that they're much easier to not drive into while sober
1:58 I wouldn’t be surprised if that was bouncing around like a g mod prop
0:44 the anime is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. In that scene, the banana he's eating turns into a gun, which kills him.
This one is probably the best one I've seen so far and I watched many of your vids
0:39 is a reference to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where Giorno Giovanna(the main character) changed polpo's gun into a banana, and that scene is before Giorno turns it back into a gun and kills him. Giorno Giovanna's Stand is Golden Experience (localized name is Golden Wind A.K.A the name of the part) The stand can turn anything that has no life, into anything like a banana, a plant or anything that has life. Stands are Psychological Manifestation of spirit.
There is literaly jjba on the screen wdym reference
@@ЛевПоваляев-п5д Ok
"It's not YOUR PS5 it's OUR PS5" -every cousin on Thanksgiving ( 2:50 )
5:18 Yeah this has been circulating the internet for a while now. It's real, but it's an art piece. I doubt anyone actually uses it.
You couldn't convince me to use it at gunpoint - I'd be *less scared* of the gun than I would be of going out on that thing.
The photo of the stairs by them self feels like a liminal space photo.
Robin: What in the f-
Censor: AUHAHHAHAHA
0:45
Is a scene from jojos bizarre adventure
But basically, the banana turns into a gun.
"You better shit quick" -Robin
XD That got me more than it should've
11:03 I swear my elementary school had something like this and I kept rolling over my fingers with it 😂
"Hey can I use your PS5?"
"OUR PS5"
7:30 if the person who invented high heels were high
Let’s be honest, they probably were high
2:19
GTA players having a car meet:
*Me with 1 sticky bomb:*
love your videos please make more!!🥺🌸
After watching dark true stories I REALLY needed a refresher and this was a good one!
I love robin’s voice and the meme
At 12:03 I began to question if I skipped the Subaru ad at all
11:42 Pretty sure those are asbestos floor tiles, they used to be used for database centers etc to protect the expensive equipment from fire. They work like a drop ceiling, you use that suction device to remove tiles and run cabling beneath the floor, which means you don't need to be standing on a ladder to install cabling runs and keeps both network cabling and power lines further away from lighting fixtures (potential interface) and water pipes.
The asbestos tiles usually do quite a good job at fighting fires, and aren't as dangerous as other forms of asbestos - it's all contained in a hard tile, so it's not going to go airborne on its own unlike fireproofing where the fragile fibers are more exposed. Of course, if one of the tiles should break, then you have a dust that's even more dangerous, but these aren't just ceiling tiles, they're hard and durable and designed to handle decades of supporting foot traffic and heavy equipment. So they really shouldn't be used in new construction, but they're very stable and thus tend to be at the very bottom of the list of priorities for remediation efforts, particularly since they need to be replaced with a more modern passive fire prevention system and that said replacement system can be quite expensive.
8:45 I finally found Godzilla that is not on a tv, but in reality... Now I need to find a way to get a hug from him.
7:23. "oh my good actual roller skating loving god" I need to write that down. That must be a brand new sentence
0:44 I know you said you don't wanna get an explanation, but too bad. That's a scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure where a character is tricked into shooting himself by another character turning a gun into a banana.
The thing that makes the photo in 0:40 more r/Hmmm is the anime scene in the tv, it ends with the banana turning into a gun and the guy committing bullet-through-back-of-head
0:42 the guy in the computer I forgot his name, is eating the banana. MC of the anime disguised a gun as the banana. He shoots himself in the head and paints the wall with his own brains after accidentally shooting himself
"To show you the power of spite...
I CUT THIS CAR IN HALF!"
I got some cyanide and happiness
Vibe there
0:40 for context that is a jojo reference, its a fat capo of Italy's mafia, when he eats the banana it turns into a gun and he shoots himself,
Yall need to make an 1 or 2 hour video. I would love that
Finaly, I was waiting for this
Oh a falcon
@@AzRill5 oh a whater mamal
@thx you might wanna listen at this one too: th-cam.com/video/8wLwxmjrZj8/w-d-xo.html
I love it
@Not RickRoll👇 don't try to use this trick on me, I was born when it was wreaten
5:21 Duck: Qwack
Dogs: *You picked the wrong house fool !*
"We got to watch the extinction of the dinosaurs while eating our nuggies"
Kids when u ask them how preschool was
20 year old me when a coworker asks me what i did on my day off
"Ouchie!"
Me: *checks foot to see if I'm feeling actual pain or not*
What make this funny is how Usopp is in the tree like "Will Luffy's dumb idea work?" 11:12
Also where my One Piece fans at?
One Piece fan here lol
1:51 blizzards stock going down colorized
Fun fact: The guy on screen 0:40 kills himself because the banana turns in to a revolver
@Not RickRoll👇 thanks, very helpful👍
THE CENSOR SOUND IS JUST PURE GOLD-
In case people didn’t get the banana thing, basically in the show the banana turns into a gun and kills the dude.
That suit of armour looks like it was designed for Zoidberg
Seeing the thumbnail, if that happened to me, im burning the controller. Just...wow..
How do you know it hasnt, do you always look at the controller before using it? What it it’s just crawled inside and is living there now?
Shit now I wanna burn my controllers…
"Look how cute this little man is. Or lady"
Me: (looks down) OR LADY???
I clicked, what’s going to happen ⁉️⁉️⁉️
I am going to reply to you
@@ಠ_ಠ-ವ8ಖ I am going to reply to you too
@@ayamPENYETZ I am going to reply to you also
@@thatoneperson6388 im going to reply to you too
4:13 "They look like burnt bacon"
God damn it, Calcifer
Every r/hmmmm video mk does should be called hmmmmk change my mind
The ferret holding asuka was great
0:45 banana gun
is that a jojo reference?
EmKay: fun channel
censored sound: nightmare
0:40 for context (and spoiler) the banana is actually a gun
9:08 I know you thought those are bombs.. nope, those are dropable fueltanks..
0:48 I disagree, I definitely need context. I've only seen some memes and clips from Jojo, but isn't that the gun that one guy made to look like a banana? So it starts off dark and creepy, and gets even darker and creepier?
0:41 *Context may not be required, but it will be given. Also, spoilers for JoJo.*
Polpo, the character on screen, dies here because the mc turned one of his guns into a banana. Polpo accidently pulls the trigger and it turns back into a gun with the barrel pointing at the top of his mouth as it fires.
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The sneakers on the chicken is actually a great idea. Mofos are f'ing dangerous with those claws.
0:45 he is literally just eating a banana…
That may or not turn into a gun, causing him to shoot himself.
2:44
*Me:* "mom I don't want to share my PlayStation"
*Mom:* *You mean OUR PlayStation*
*sees undead demon*
Robin: that looks like burnt bacon
0:40 I was literally same position eating banana as that meme showed up. What is happening!!!!!
0:45
It's even worse when you know what comes next
his attempt at здравствуите ( Sorry if I misspelled it, I'm still learning Russian ) is almost perfect
Robin has the perfect voice for an infomercial
No one has died on those stairs. They all died a couple hundred feet BELOW them.
I aspire to be on Robin's level of sarcasm
0:43 Polpo's Banana turned to a gun. And it killed him.
2:21 grabs bowling ball with malicious intent
3:45, okay so I actually looked up 'neon deer of finland' and, it's a thing. And I find that really cool. Thank you.
2:22 This is a picture of the canyon that I live next to. Because of stuff like this the stores nearby actually had to put all their carts inside and put 6ft poles on the handles so you couldn't take the cart out of the store.
0:45,
*GOLDEN WIND INTENSIFIES*