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  • @nancydemoss8421
    @nancydemoss8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Jackie Gleason was given the freedom to ad lib basically all of his dialogue. He was a genius and that made him the real star of the movie! RIP Mr Gleason!!

    • @robertthomas5736
      @robertthomas5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mister Jackie Gleason, Created and Kept Making The Character even Funnier, Every time He was on Camera

    • @666kinski
      @666kinski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      & Mike Henry..Junior..RIP.

    • @bigl6322
      @bigl6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I did not know that…. Very cool!

    • @Stevespoken
      @Stevespoken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There used to be a video with Hal Needum I think they took it down Jackie would have a glass of booze every day just to start

    • @jimmysmith9273
      @jimmysmith9273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Never interfere with a Master Smart Ass! Never laughed as hard as a 15 year old stoner🤣😊🚬👿

  • @saltonan8753
    @saltonan8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    “You sounded taller on the radio” Classic line

    • @charleshales4634
      @charleshales4634 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too funny!

    • @cheechdubinsky6709
      @cheechdubinsky6709 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Ooohhhmmph. What the hells the world coming to?

    • @josepharmelin6467
      @josepharmelin6467 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      As a black man, I must tell you that dialog had me on the floor, rolling with laughter. I thought it was great to show that attitude in such a manner. I loved it!!!

    • @Hiljack67
      @Hiljack67 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂🤣

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    “There’s no way, no way you could come from my loins.” Got to be the best line in the film. Jackie was a masterful actor.

    • @jaystew730
      @jaystew730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..."When we get home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth!"

    • @dennisholst4322
      @dennisholst4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is the best God bless him

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dennisholst4322 IMO you’re right you “Sumbitch”

    • @voxhumana-qt4ki
      @voxhumana-qt4ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "when we get home the first thing im gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth"

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @robertbreedon9137
    @robertbreedon9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    "The Goddamn German's got nothing to with it" still makes me laugh every time

    • @NCAUDIOVIDEO
      @NCAUDIOVIDEO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haha that’s my favorite line 😂😂

    • @burt1202
      @burt1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      🤣🤣 Funny azz hell everytime I hear it. "What did he say, shut up one $hit at a time..."

    • @millzw13
      @millzw13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @robbyel3958
      @robbyel3958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just spit my coffee out when he said that. Forgot about that line.

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I might have said the same thing myself. Before he said that, the other sheriff told him "I hear perfectly well. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
      Who ever says "germane"? 😂

  • @craigwhite3438
    @craigwhite3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    If you lived in the north, it was a movie, but if you lived in the south it was a documentary.

    • @31Alden
      @31Alden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @ictdpowerstroke4591
      @ictdpowerstroke4591 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yessir

    • @denverman22
      @denverman22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If ya know ya know y’all

    • @paulmacpherson3114
      @paulmacpherson3114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same here years ago in Glasgow, you got a slap round the ear, and if the cops turned up at your parents door you got your arse kicked from your dad

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No one cares. That's just foolishness 😂

  • @MyREDTAIL
    @MyREDTAIL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    RIP Burt, Jerry Reed, Jackie Gleason, & Dom D Louise, You are all sadly missed by all of your Fans etc.

    • @mrt723
      @mrt723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sally Fields. yes she is still with us ,I remember her in the Flying Nun and other movies
      Growing up with these people makes me rather sad its like losing a good friend ,all great people

    • @ChilesRussellTaylor
      @ChilesRussellTaylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gone too soon!

    • @benphillips2947
      @benphillips2947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mrt723 Sally Field is, thankfully, still alive.

    • @sshurmatz
      @sshurmatz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Plus Pat McCormick and Fred the Dog.

    • @UNITEWAD
      @UNITEWAD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AMEN. X

  • @Michael1966W
    @Michael1966W 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3538

    Burt Reynolds might have been the star, but Jackie Gleason made this movie

    • @MyREDTAIL
      @MyREDTAIL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Right on

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      This movie would have bombed without Gleason. Supposedly when he read the script he said "This is the worst thing I've ever read. I'll take it."

    • @John-np2bf
      @John-np2bf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      This movie would be nothing without Jackie but I think the same can be said for Burt. I love Jackie Gleason. All his old comedy is priceless. This movie wouldn't be anything without them, 50/50.. IMO..

    • @GeorgeAshburn
      @GeorgeAshburn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This movie was a perfect mix of actors, story and direction.

    • @mom2adevildogw489
      @mom2adevildogw489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This movie was a success because of BOTH actors! The 3rd part bombed & featured Jackie Gleason, but it bombed because Burt Reynolds wasn't interested in reprising his role as "The Bandit!"

  • @michaelmckinnon2906
    @michaelmckinnon2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    RIP to those who are deceased who made the masterpiece that was Smokey and the Bandit.

    • @bradleystopher8725
      @bradleystopher8725 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      RIP Burt Reynolds (Bo "The Bandit" Darville), Jerry Reed (Cledus Snow aka The Snowman), Pat McCormick (Big Enos Burdette), Mike Henry (Junior), Hal Needham (the director of Smokey & the Bandit) and Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

    • @Band-maid-fan101
      @Band-maid-fan101 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only people left is frog and little enos

    • @GridIndustries
      @GridIndustries ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bradleystopher8725 You forgot Fred, who was played by Fred, apparently Jerry Reed's real-life doggo.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GridIndustries
      Fred was paid 30 cheeseburgers for his part in Smokey and the Bandit which is not too shabby for a dog in 1977.🤣

    • @romanstar7550
      @romanstar7550 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TRUE MASTERPEICE OF COMEDY , LAUGH AS HARD AS I CAN

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    “My hat blew off daddy”
    “I hope your goddamn head was in it” is still my favorite piece of film dialogue of al time

    • @davidwoodman3655
      @davidwoodman3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      U Will not see a show like it today no com sen show s now days

    • @rodgersilva3359
      @rodgersilva3359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My favorite thing was who are you what do you think you are are you some kind of a goddamn Superman

    • @lasondraperry4298
      @lasondraperry4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sophiabrown8251
      @sophiabrown8251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laught until I cry.

    • @davidwoodman3655
      @davidwoodman3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sophiabrown8251 love that show to we cool

  • @jettcarlburg356
    @jettcarlburg356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    This was Jackie Gleason's last great performance. He should have gotten an Oscar nomination.

    • @blasianluvschocolate397
      @blasianluvschocolate397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Facts 💯

    • @JLTitus2902
      @JLTitus2902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      His last movie was "Nothing In Common" with Tom Hanks in 1986. Smokey and the Bandit came out in 77

    • @JK-of6bq
      @JK-of6bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@JLTitus2902 I believe he said Last GREAT PERFORMANCE! Not Last Movie! I concur 100%! After this movie his health issues were up and down quite a bit. Even Smokey part 2 he was no where near this level and Smokey 3 He was better than in 2 but no where near in The Original....And all other movies that came after he was Ok but his Health issues kept in from being Like Ralph Kramden or Sherriff Buford T. Justice!! But that is In My Opinion..

    • @godofrandom94
      @godofrandom94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my dad love that line

    • @abunidalparedes
      @abunidalparedes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The fact is Jackie Gleason was a heavy smoker.

  • @scdevon
    @scdevon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4551

    Remember when you could just watch a movie and have fun without everyone getting "offended" at everything?

    • @maxwelter9545
      @maxwelter9545 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      +scdevon Yes, I do!

    • @jrobertlysaght
      @jrobertlysaght 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      +scdevon well obviously the subby was offended. he edited out "A colored sheriff, what's that's the world coming to".

    • @mrtequilashooter
      @mrtequilashooter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      +scdevon Can you picture what he would say about Hillary?

    • @spikespiegel5878
      @spikespiegel5878 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +scdevon oh yeah those were the days

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Cap285 lol

  • @D_Isness
    @D_Isness ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I NEVER get bored of watching Buford T. Justice or the performance JG gave in making him 1 of the best known (and funniest) Sheriff's of all-time. Priceless.

  • @westtexasdave2140
    @westtexasdave2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    “Shut up! One shit at a time.” Gets me every time

    • @toddinnis7220
      @toddinnis7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ramon317
      @ramon317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @jefftappan3091
      @jefftappan3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The T/A was the real star.

    • @davegeisler7802
      @davegeisler7802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @littleteethkeith
      @littleteethkeith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m a supervisor at my job. I can’t tell you how many times a day I say that quote my mind.

  • @kennethhickman4583
    @kennethhickman4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "Look at that ugly alligator Daddy."
    "That reminds me.I got a call your mama tonight." 😂 thats hilarious

    • @kellylynn2584
      @kellylynn2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 love that comment

    • @evanjameson5437
      @evanjameson5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      indeed! one of the all time funniest lines!

    • @readonnawilson9600
      @readonnawilson9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @rickwaldren3633
      @rickwaldren3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hes so stupid he dosent even know who hes chaceing.or what he looks like daddy my hat fell off can we watch the foot ball game daddy

    • @phesm4353
      @phesm4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆Yesssssss!

  • @paulmunro3175
    @paulmunro3175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Gems like this movie are not being made these days. Producers not only lack a sense of humor, but a set of balls. When you can still laugh out loud at a movie decades later, you are watching a piece of art.

    • @bigtoe0341
      @bigtoe0341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is also no originality. It’s all superheroes and sensationalistic gun fighting BS.

    • @dennisholst4322
      @dennisholst4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He humiliated those so called smart people

    • @fitmaxas381
      @fitmaxas381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those days movies were piece of art, now just piece of shit

    • @jeffcampbell2710
      @jeffcampbell2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There was no script for the movie. They had to Add lib. Sally almost didn't do it because of that. Burt convinced her. Then they fell in love, in the movie, for real. Jackie drank all day.
      It was only meant to be a B movie shown in the South. It's an Icon now.

    • @catadkins7338
      @catadkins7338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t like this comment enough! Perfectly said!

  • @jacobmacartney1921
    @jacobmacartney1921 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law.” Line kills me 😂😂

    • @Andrewleedy133
      @Andrewleedy133 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's simple old fashioned communism

  • @melmiller9507
    @melmiller9507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Should of won an Oscar. This performance was so brilliant and unique. Jackie was able to combine a funny goof sheriff , but a sheriff that was actually a good competent smart police officer nonetheless. It makes his character so believable and likable. I think people overlook this aspect of sheriff Buford T Justice. There is no one that could duplicate this performance.

    • @nupatriarch1681
      @nupatriarch1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He didn’t need a damn Oscar. The Academy had NO respect for comedy in those days, and is a joke today. Lets not make them more important than they ought to be. Jackie Gleason is a comedic genius, we can all see that

    • @devin4066
      @devin4066 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well put! That hits the nail on the hood. He’s so hilarious but you never see him as a clown. It’s a genius performance!!

    • @rockolutheran
      @rockolutheran ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its should HAVE, should HAVE. Please people, its not that hard to remember

    • @mrsb1212
      @mrsb1212 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⁠@@rockolutheranIt’s not its! Its is the possessive word like “his” and “her” for nouns without gender. It’s is a contraction and should be used where a sentence would normally read “it is”. It’s not that hard to remember! 😂😂😂

    • @billyyank5807
      @billyyank5807 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was the year of Rocky. All the presidents men and the network.

  • @dmcallister1506
    @dmcallister1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Smokey and the Bandit hit the jackpot when they hired Jackie Gleason. He had the best lines.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The writers/director talked to Jackie and said it would b perfect for him. And he joined

    • @annaritaranalli1791
      @annaritaranalli1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gleason was a priceless light comedy actor

    • @100hooker
      @100hooker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@annaritaranalli1791 Jerry Reed was a close second though

    • @annaritaranalli1791
      @annaritaranalli1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I beg your pardon 100 hookers

    • @Jailhouse_Chris
      @Jailhouse_Chris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He apparently ad-libbed most of his lines. Absolute comedy legend.

  • @kennethhickman8119
    @kennethhickman8119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    "But the god damn germans got nothin to do with it."
    "What diid he say?"
    "Shut up. One shit at a time"
    Still funny 42yrs later. Gleason was awesome. To me,he made the movie timeless

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      funny as hell line give me a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a gdamn hurry

    • @papiXchuko
      @papiXchuko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “That’s a big 10-4!”

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      classic@@papiXchuko

    • @jettcarlburg356
      @jettcarlburg356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gkroll8467 We have a BBQ restaurant here in Austin, TX that actually has an item on their menu called "JW's Diablo Sandwich".

    • @rumrnr78
      @rumrnr78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t think my comment is “germain” to the situation...

  • @chadmiller2224
    @chadmiller2224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the best thing about this film! Mh dad and I watched it on vhs all the time and I'll never forget his laughing at Bufords lines. We even had the same 77 Trans Am when I was a kid. Used to love riding in the back with the t-tops out. It even had the front license plate my dad bought somewhere to put on it. RIP to my Dad, Jackie, Burt, and good ole Jerry Reed of course.

  • @mbrew3244
    @mbrew3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "The fact that you're a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
    "The Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!"

    • @LyonsArcade
      @LyonsArcade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      they did a variation of that bit in the Sopranos that was hilarious years later. Couple wise guys go over to a Russian guy's house and end up killing him, then they're trying to get rid of the body, and the guy isn't dead and runs off. They're trying to call somebody on the phone and the phone line keeps cutting out. The guy on the other end of the line informs them "He killed 16 Chechen Rebels singlehandedly... he was with the Interior Ministry....." And when he hangs up, the one wise guy says "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Checkoslavakians. The guy was an Interior Decorator!" the other guy says "His house looked like shit......"

    • @oooziet.j.6832
      @oooziet.j.6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saint Germaine champanska!

    • @smalik0786
      @smalik0786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The god damn Germans got nothing to do with it !!

    • @caitlinthomas1527
      @caitlinthomas1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@smalik0786 shut up! One shit at a time😂😂

    • @lgcocjjp4
      @lgcocjjp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "You sounded TALLER on the RADIO'...😭

  • @MrBerkelyjest
    @MrBerkelyjest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I'm 55 years old and still laugh my ass off everytime I watch this movie! I even to this day in 2019 use all of the quotes from this movie! My wife hates that I do that but it's okay, she doesn't understand a classic movie like this!😂😂😂😂😂! Rest in peace Burt, Jackie, Jerry, Dom and any others who are no longer with us! Love this movie!

    • @samuelmccunemccune4919
      @samuelmccunemccune4919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YA nice job I do too

    • @sadflute8639
      @sadflute8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My brother and I do the same thing lol

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Divorce day bitch wimpy

    • @sadflute8639
      @sadflute8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gkroll8467 what ?

    • @ronderulijkummar7453
      @ronderulijkummar7453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would absolutely LOVE that ! And I laugh my ass off when I watch that movie! What a Timeless Classic that never gets old!

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Burt Reynolds now joins Jackie Gleason and the pursuit is back on. RIP. 🙏

    • @AgriVideos1
      @AgriVideos1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Rudy Juarez don’t forget about snowman.

    • @Chief176
      @Chief176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yep... and remember Bandit, Nobody, NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possums pecker!

    • @walterpetersen776
      @walterpetersen776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's Jerry Lewis who died snowman was played by Jerry Lee Lewis

    • @JackSmith-jj3bi
      @JackSmith-jj3bi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Walter Petersen Jerry Reed not Lewis

    • @sergeanthunter8784
      @sergeanthunter8784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget about cleutus the dog

  • @candygirl1990
    @candygirl1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love buiford, he is exactly what we need right now. So iconic and funny

    • @YesIdied
      @YesIdied ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing, we could use this wisdom of wordplay

  • @Marzelini
    @Marzelini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Jackie Gleason was a hell of an actor and Hillarious!

    • @richb.4374
      @richb.4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was also a very good pool player. In fact, in the movie "The Hustler" he made with Paul Newman, he did all of his own shots.

    • @hughkingsley8631
      @hughkingsley8631 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Did you ever see him with Richard Pryor in The Toy? Absolutely hilarious. Richard Pryor is funny on his own, but put him with Jackie Gleason, and it becomes pure magic.

    • @Marzelini
      @Marzelini 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hughkingsley8631 Yesss, i love that movie 🤣, Jackie Gleason’s wife in that movie is funny af too Lmao!

    • @Marzelini
      @Marzelini 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richb.4374 I need to see that one, haven’t yet, thanks for the recommendation.

  • @fuzzynuts8129
    @fuzzynuts8129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Burt Reynolds may have been billed as the star of this film, but Jackie Gleason stole this movie. They don’t make them like this anymore.

    • @royvee7332
      @royvee7332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely some of his best work

    • @ldreese33
      @ldreese33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My dad and I have had this conversation. Jackie Gleason made the movie.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He improvised alot of these lines hes saying here

    • @OGStarlightKY
      @OGStarlightKY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah man, I remembered when I first saw the films. Jackie Gleason was and is the only person in this movie who could make me laugh until my guts hurt.

    • @jmangi6221
      @jmangi6221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed, he's one funny sumbitch!

  • @DavidSmith-rv1bg
    @DavidSmith-rv1bg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Who you chasin' Sheriff, or is someone chasin you?" "Ain't nobody chasin me boy!" That's priceless.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im a chasin a gdamn maniac all the way from.....

    • @gandalfthegrey8236
      @gandalfthegrey8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gkroll8467 Texarkana, Texas.

    • @charlesfosterkane8034
      @charlesfosterkane8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was eating a Diablo Sandwich from the Hickory House in Georgia

    • @1rstGear
      @1rstGear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@charlesfosterkane8034 Gimme me a Diablo sammich and a dr.pepper, and make it fast im in a got-dam hurry......YOU WANT SUMTHIN?!?
      Hush puppies daddy-
      WE GOT NO TIME FOR DAT CRAP!!!
      😂😂😂 I swear Jackie Gleeson made you believe he was Beaufort T. Justice

    • @charlesfosterkane8034
      @charlesfosterkane8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William Warren I watch these scenes over and over with a sammich I my hand 😆

  • @Buckleup-x9r
    @Buckleup-x9r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    To this day, sheriff Buford T. Justice brings tears to my eyes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @timmcdonaldjr2712
    @timmcdonaldjr2712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I remember seeing this when it first came out back in 1977 as a 12 year old. Just as funny now 41 years later.

    • @luckyalexander8881
      @luckyalexander8881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Dad took us to see this movie at the drive in.He was and had been a professional Truck Driver and still was.And I rode With him for many years when not in school.

    • @dougnew8152
      @dougnew8152 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unfortunately this film was used on me as a way to be groomed, one of worst movies in my history! I also saw this in 1977 but I was too naive to really know what was going on.

  • @francis2811
    @francis2811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "Pure and simple old fashioned Communism - it happens every time." Brilliant comedy!😂

  • @adamf34
    @adamf34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I loved Billy Bob Thorton's quote about this movie, "People in the south think it's a documentary."

    • @bevgilmore1996
      @bevgilmore1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      'scuse me, i live in the south
      and i always thoght it was a documentary... DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!

    • @paigecat9104
      @paigecat9104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I LOVE THAT! Made me bust out laughing!

    • @eromitlabhitw
      @eromitlabhitw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait... it's not? Shoot, next thing you'll tell me, 'rasslin ain't real!

    • @MrSmashmouth07
      @MrSmashmouth07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @jamesgoodwin2450
      @jamesgoodwin2450 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha very funny

  • @Joker-11B-SYLV
    @Joker-11B-SYLV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You can think about it, but dooont do it."
    Said every father since the beginning of time. Lmfao

  • @shotatoriumi4473
    @shotatoriumi4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    To everyone else, Smokey and The Bandit is just a movie, but if you live in the south, it's a documentary.

  • @Penfold8
    @Penfold8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "There is no way......no way that you came from my loins!"

    • @duanemercer3843
      @duanemercer3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielhartley1956
      @danielhartley1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favourite line from my favourite film of all time, I use it all the time, (except the punching your momma in the mouth part), she's scarier than Sheriff Buford T Justice.

    • @brentmeredith5295
      @brentmeredith5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's my favourite line in the hole movie

    • @jimmyturner2096
      @jimmyturner2096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I use that quote almost every day.

    • @geoffowen7627
      @geoffowen7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That line has been stuck in my head for decades, pure genius.
      😂😂😂😂

  • @metalmat3651
    @metalmat3651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Jackie Gleason literally sounds like he is having a heart attack during every scene

    • @AdolfTrumpler
      @AdolfTrumpler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sponsored by Carl’s Jr and Hardee’s

  • @christianmuller292
    @christianmuller292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "You can think about it, but don't do it"...
    That's what I say to my sons when I believe they're up to something. Works every time. Jackie Gleason really had an influence on the way I react to some people who deserve it.

  • @NeilLB7
    @NeilLB7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Burt....you are missed. This was a huge movie to me as a kid growing up.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      does he call his son moose twit or tick I could never hear it clearly smokey 3 gets a bad rap sure its a mess but it all Jackie Gleason compared to the first two where hes in it not as much, I know the film was reshot part 2 was pretty bad dont get me wrong Jackie saved it but I dont want to see a non likable Burt argue with his then ex girlfriend in real life its not fun to watch the film goes from being annoying and stupid to moments of real mush first all are we to believe sally would try to marry jr again thats too freaking stupid the elephant part was very dumb the pile up in the desert was impressive but went on too long whats with Universal with car stunts, if done right good, but then becomes too excessive, the blues brothers, midnight run another car pile up in the sand, still a very funny film screw political correctness

    • @jeffcampbell2710
      @jeffcampbell2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a guide to being Southern. A time long forgotten. There's a lot of truth in this. The South was much different. People stuck together then.

  • @keithplump3008
    @keithplump3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Everytime I watch this movie I laugh my ass off. Jackie Gleason was the best . Rip Mr Gleason.

    • @tedpert8786
      @tedpert8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They didn’t have to use anything but were funny as hell rip all of you!

    • @bobbycv64
      @bobbycv64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JG, WAS THE GREATEST, just like he said all the time

    • @yvonneholmes2990
      @yvonneholmes2990 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who the shit would call their child Buford!

  • @roadsidetees2024
    @roadsidetees2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "i'm gonna BBQ your ass in molasses!!!" ~ Classic line, one of the best of the whole movie.

    • @balancedactguy
      @balancedactguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He follows that line with "You're going away till you're Gray!"......Classic!!

    • @bradleystopher8725
      @bradleystopher8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      200th like

    • @mvader7188
      @mvader7188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      After the classic, "I saw that you sumbitch!!!"

  • @mkast2815
    @mkast2815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    They never give Academy Awards to comedy roles, but this one deserved it.

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They have in the past, both to movies, and actors and actresses.

    • @larrydalesowell1016
      @larrydalesowell1016 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whoopi Goldberg “Ghost” performance got an Oscar

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @larrydalesowell1016 Gjost was not a co.edy. her character was not funny

    • @larrydalesowell1016
      @larrydalesowell1016 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mt3311 Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost was a comedic role. It was not a dramatic role.

  • @charger19691
    @charger19691 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    How could someone give this a thumbs down?!? It's classic Jackie Gleason!

    • @sonnywright8515
      @sonnywright8515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Probably a frustrated L/winger lol cause it is classic.

    • @jlowry71
      @jlowry71 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Sonny Wright That or they've had an experience on Craigslist where they actually HAD their ass barbecued with molasses...

    • @charger19691
      @charger19691 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL!!!!

    • @izzojoseph2
      @izzojoseph2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mama didn't nurse them when they were 5.

    • @sonnywright8515
      @sonnywright8515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Smokey and The B. when movies were movies.

  • @RalphGrimes
    @RalphGrimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    My mom and my great aunt took me to see this the weekend it opened. I was 10 years old. It was funny then but as I got older and continued to watch it regularly (as any normal Southerner does) it just got funnier as I caught all the adult humor I missed as a kid. I too use these quotes on a daily basis. It’s part of my DNA.

  • @michaeltalamo1833
    @michaeltalamo1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The scene of him holding up his fingers for a cigerette and the son…just….gives it to him. Iconic

    • @dellboy2404
      @dellboy2404 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🫡😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bobforaker772
      @bobforaker772 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Backwards at that

    • @davidpage3893
      @davidpage3893 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Henry played a good inept goofball idiot. His real voice made his character very convincing.

    • @herkloader34
      @herkloader34 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then holding that lighter up and....."click".

    • @SkelatorRevisited
      @SkelatorRevisited 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Best Scene is the El Diablo

  • @PimpLenin
    @PimpLenin ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You have to give props to Mike Henry playing the role of Junior. He was an excellent sidekick for Jackie Gleason.

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Henry played Tarzan in the 1960's. He turned down the tv role that went to Ron Ely/ He was Donald Penobscot on M*A*S*H. He died from complications of Parkinson's and CTE, the football brain disease.

  • @justintime1343
    @justintime1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    *"For some reason or another...you sounded a little taller on the radio."*

    • @blasianluvschocolate397
      @blasianluvschocolate397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ,😁 put the evidence in the back

    • @josephdemartino2668
      @josephdemartino2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I. NEED. A. DIABLO. SANDWICH. AND. DR. PEPPER. AND. MAKE. IT FAST I AM. IN. A. GODDAM HURRY .

    • @josephdemartino2668
      @josephdemartino2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BANDIT. GET. ME. A.CHEESEBURGER FOR. FRED.,

    • @12yearssober
      @12yearssober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “THE GOD DAMN GERMANS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT”!!!!!

    • @lokiwiseyt8608
      @lokiwiseyt8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeffery Epstein what he say

  • @JbdplaysMC
    @JbdplaysMC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "For some reason or another you sounded a little taller on radio" -Buford T. Justice

    • @rondj1965
      @rondj1965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was politically correct before 'politically correct' even existed!

    • @phatman274
      @phatman274 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Translation - you sounded white.

    • @eetchit6034
      @eetchit6034 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jbd_Man wink wink lol

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about “You sumbitches couldn’t close an umbrella”

  • @tonyfeliciano5981
    @tonyfeliciano5981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    R.I.P. Bandit and the Snowman n Buford all together in heaven!!!! They say it couldn’t be done!!! Three angels in heaven on another run!!!

  • @davidcook3116
    @davidcook3116 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn well edited. And, would someone please tell me why wasn't at least nominated for an Oscar.

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp65 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Buford T. Justice is one of the most underrated movie villains ever. RIP Jackie Gleason.

    • @rosebuster
      @rosebuster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think a better word is "antagonist". Villain would have to be an evil character and I wouldn't really call him evil.

    • @anthonythorp7291
      @anthonythorp7291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say futurist. Power abusive cops, who knew.

    • @Bl4ckw0lf1
      @Bl4ckw0lf1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't say villain.

    • @lilskimmilk5049
      @lilskimmilk5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you mean he made the movies what they are,

  • @mr.grumpygrumpy2035
    @mr.grumpygrumpy2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Jackie Gleason was a tremendous artist, and he killed it in the Smokey series.

  • @timg2088
    @timg2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth..."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That was always my dad's favorite line.

    • @graciescottsdale
      @graciescottsdale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "There is no way, NO WAY, that you came from my loins"

    • @csoblo
      @csoblo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favorite line. One of many

    • @Cluez31
      @Cluez31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My dad's too lol

    • @jrome3264
      @jrome3264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lesstech74
      @lesstech74 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      +1😆

  • @jerryrichmond4707
    @jerryrichmond4707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have this on Bluray Disc and it's like being back in the theater every time I watch it. Jackie Gleason's performance is the benchmark for comedic perfection!

  • @graycloud057
    @graycloud057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    No one could say “sumbitch” like Jackie Gleason.

    • @buckspa
      @buckspa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitch + Bitch = Sumbitch

    • @mt3311
      @mt3311 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is how I say that to this day. Since I saw that movie when I was a teenager.

  • @ernesthendrickson7379
    @ernesthendrickson7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    We miss these wonderful happy men who entertained us mightily. They were irreplaceable and missed and ever shall be!!!

  • @chrisbarras3908
    @chrisbarras3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I can't believe he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award for this role

  • @JustMe-um7sr
    @JustMe-um7sr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My late pops and I always had a good time watching this movie. He loved Jackie

  • @brianviera9539
    @brianviera9539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    One of the funniest bastards to ever live. Classic shit.

  • @tarnsand
    @tarnsand 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    No actor/comedian could have played Buford T Justice like Jackie Gleason. According to Burt Reynolds; Jackie adlibed many of his lines and consulted throughout the movie at the request of Burt.

    • @tiredowalkin
      @tiredowalkin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Tarn Sand Not a bit surprised, and that made the movie so much better!

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Tarn Sand Too bad the sum bitch smoked 5 packs a day :/

    • @tiredowalkin
      @tiredowalkin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Junior: [waiting for the "funeral procession] Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?
      Buford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.
      Rest in peace

    • @ricks.1318
      @ricks.1318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AMEN !!!! May he R I P .....

    • @daviddaniel9287
      @daviddaniel9287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      J.W. pepper is the only one who could come close. But yes I agree.

  • @billygazdik5287
    @billygazdik5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Without question, Buford T Justice is one of the single greatest bit part roles in the history of cinema. Jackie Gleason is a legend.

    • @Royale_with_Cheeze
      @Royale_with_Cheeze ปีที่แล้ว

      Bit part? Not by a longshot. Big and Little Enos could be considered as bit parts.

  • @tjmiles81
    @tjmiles81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    At my great aunts funeral me my pops my mom and my grandmother were in the procession....it was taking forever. My mom said " if they had cremated the sombitch, I'd be kicking Mr. Bandits ass around the moon by now." My parents laughed for hours after that. I didn't know where it was from til they had me watch this. This movie is funny af. Jackie Gleason is a genius.

  • @scott250r2
    @scott250r2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Without Jackie all the Smoky shows would have been a flop. He was the man

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right!

    • @jmangi6221
      @jmangi6221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're exactly right. The dude was insanely funny, what a freaking character.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he was just as important as burt sally jerry@@jmangi6221

    • @scottharman110
      @scottharman110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As good as he is that third smokey and the bandit movie could have destroyed the first two it was so bad.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      screw you part 2 sucked I dont want to see a real life couple yell at ear other once they broke up they should have gotten another girl and the story she would try to marry jr again what is she a moron the plot sucked made him ook like and unlikable bum it stank a least paart 3 had more jackie gleason in it@@scottharman110

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "My hat flew off, Daddy!"
    "I hope your g*ddamn head was in it!"
    XD XD XD

    • @ms.reneer1010
      @ms.reneer1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Masters hahahai

    • @JulieT..
      @JulieT.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😄 😄 😄 🎩

    • @tmorelli1982
      @tmorelli1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite line. Wonder if he add libbed it

    • @mistervacation23
      @mistervacation23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then, "top come off Daddy" "No Shit"

    • @wisdomseeker3362
      @wisdomseeker3362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good call! Now I wonder. I'm sure he ad-libbed a lot. ✴

  • @Christopher1889
    @Christopher1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Loved watching this with my Dad. God rest his soul.

    • @beverlypage7341
      @beverlypage7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was a favorite of my daddy's and we watched it on a regular basis.

    • @808breaksbad
      @808breaksbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I.m 63 now, and this was my dad's favorite movie too. I guess he identified with the Gleason character

    • @danp4186
      @danp4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep me too the only film where both Dad and I lost complete control of our senses.....love you Dad

    • @Brandino73
      @Brandino73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me and my Dad still watch this from time to time.

  • @daxbentonful
    @daxbentonful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "HOLD UP ON THAT CAR WASH GENTLEMEN "

  • @2990rick
    @2990rick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    BACK WHEN MOVIES WERE GOOD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, RIP

    • @fuctards3937
      @fuctards3937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all modern movies are so boring id rather watch sky news.
      the difference is in the past movies showed us real imagery of things,
      now all we get is cgi computer game bs.

  • @chrissfamily
    @chrissfamily 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Gleason was the real star of this movie to me

    • @scdevon
      @scdevon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Her knockers bouncin' all over the JOINT" !! LMAO.

    • @Music-tk5oq
      @Music-tk5oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scdevon Every line he ever said WAS FUNNY!

    • @wardyman70
      @wardyman70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her ass was wigglin, too!

  • @warptek
    @warptek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Classic Gleason. This movie wouldn't be half as good without Jackie.

    • @warptek
      @warptek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Greg Tastad This is why he was called the Great One.

    • @justintime1343
      @justintime1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @warptek: Even Burt Reynolds acknowledged that.

    • @paulallen8109
      @paulallen8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine the Bandit just being chased by some generic, faceless, bland cops? That wouldn't have been anywhere near as entertaining. In any good movie we need a good antagonist.

  • @Queencreole504
    @Queencreole504 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My grandpa I miss him. He was just like Jackie Gleason hilarious man.

  • @denmark39
    @denmark39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    He should have gotten an Oscar for that role.

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Perfect roles for the perfect cast at the perfect time. This movie was like capturing lightning in a bottle.

  • @quietcorner293
    @quietcorner293 9 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I remember watching Smokey and the Bandit as a kid. Now when I see it, I realize it was Jackie Gleason who made this movie. Who else could say "Sumbitch" like him?

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jeffrey Teeselink The fun fact is that Jackie Gleason wasn't really confortable with all the cussing,even though they let him adlib something like 80% of his lines.

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean like "Possum's pecker?" RIP Jackie

    • @stevenking2980
      @stevenking2980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Tick Turd"?

    • @rockerdriver
      @rockerdriver 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeffrey Teeselink GOOD SHIT!!! Lol!

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Poontanging around." Then smiles

  • @ryanmustain6545
    @ryanmustain6545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This reminds me of my grandpa. Watched this at his house as a tot in the 80s/90s and loved Gleason every bit. What a great time!

  • @scoobycarr5558
    @scoobycarr5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jerry Reed gets beat up by a motorcycle gang at a bar after one claims his dog bit him. Then Jerry destroys all their motorcycles with his 18 wheeler. That still gets me every time.

    • @johndates9827
      @johndates9827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same here. Old "Cleetus" bruised up from his beat down by the bikers slowly gets in his cab. Cranks the engine. Peers ahead. A sly grin comes across his face. Then he drives his 18 wheeler over the parked cycles.
      :)

    • @infinite5oul578
      @infinite5oul578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep! And that Glowing Smile is why they called him The Snow Man! Hahahahaaa!! Classic movie all the way through!

    • @lauriejackson8351
      @lauriejackson8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jerry Reed had the last laugh

    • @VH_Rules
      @VH_Rules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Far Out” 😅

    • @jimmyturner2096
      @jimmyturner2096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did the same thing for real in Texas about 14 years ago. I was jumped by some young thugs. Because of my sticker on my truck. I got a 12000.00 dollar fine. But it was worth every damn penny. As a V. P of a club. We respect other peoples right. to any patch or stickers. But we can voice our opinions.. We will not fight 15 on 1. That's a bunch of punk ass bitches.. I'm still free to fly any flag or any sticker I want to.

  • @guibox3
    @guibox3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "The fact that you are a sheriff is not germaine to the situation."
    "The goddamn Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!!!"
    Holy crap I nearly blew snot all over my computer monitor.

  • @vccstudents
    @vccstudents 9 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    97 people must have had their asses barbecued in molasses!

    • @scottdunigan6026
      @scottdunigan6026 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      now it's 103

    • @vccstudents
      @vccstudents 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scott Dunigan Well, it has been over a month since I posted. :)

    • @rexschannel9662
      @rexschannel9662 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +vccstudents 103 wankstains. lol.

    • @danielraidt9244
      @danielraidt9244 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Rex's Channel 105 a holes now

    • @ericostling4727
      @ericostling4727 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rex's Channel damn right

  • @garygarrett4277
    @garygarrett4277 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live in Oklahoma and everytime we visit family in Alabama.People there are always so friendly,the culture of the south has that southern hospitality. And most of all,they know what respect is to their elders.Not like the kids are today,I was raised to say yes sir and no mam when talking to someone. People in the south have always been very respectful.😊😊

    • @cubanreemachine9592
      @cubanreemachine9592 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah but who wants to respect boomers. I will respect someone from the traditional generation but a fucking boomer. Go fuck yourself.

  • @superfreak19891
    @superfreak19891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    So he's been chasing the same guy from state to state & is stood right next to him in a restaurant & doesn't even realize it's him, always gets me every time 😁😁😁😁

    • @Lance1972
      @Lance1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Nice ass."
      I lose it everytime.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      let me have a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a ......................

    • @gravyboy3072
      @gravyboy3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Lance - "Nice ass." It's been so long since I heard it that way I had forgotten about it. I guess the last few times I've seen this movie was on TV and he says, "Nice lady."

  • @jettcarlburg356
    @jettcarlburg356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrives. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway"
    Jackie Gleason !!!!!
    Dude should have gotten an Oscar!

    • @sinjin90ful
      @sinjin90ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can think about it but don't do it!

    • @dennissneed2214
      @dennissneed2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....you might want to think about it, but don't do it..

  • @EricJones_J
    @EricJones_J 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sheriff Buford:"Hold it Hold it don't ever ever raise your voice to me...do you know who you are talking to?"

  • @smoothoperator32
    @smoothoperator32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Put the evidence in the car" "but daddy but but" "PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR" 😂😂😂 that cracks me up every time

    • @michaelvaughn357
      @michaelvaughn357 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'They ain't no way, no way that you can come from my loins. The first thing I'm going to do when we get home, is to punch your Momma in the mouth' . . .Classic 🤎

    • @levifout60882
      @levifout60882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Put the evidence in the back."

    • @KRDP
      @KRDP ปีที่แล้ว

      @@levifout60882 that scene makes me die laughing so hard

  • @paulmills9340
    @paulmills9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Never ever in the history of film was there ever an actor/actress more suited to a role as this!

    • @ashleyernst2416
      @ashleyernst2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      R.Lee Ermy as Gunnery sergeant Hartman

    • @paulmills9340
      @paulmills9340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleyernst2416 he was an actual drill sergeant in the marines before he did film/tv so he was in the role already

  • @rossman9743
    @rossman9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Daddy, the top came off!"
    Junior's stupidity was perfect.

  • @Murray-kx7lb
    @Murray-kx7lb 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    There should have never been a sequel to perfection

  • @johnbarton1726
    @johnbarton1726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This was the first movie my mom and dad took me to they're no longer with me but I'll never forget them I loved this movie now I have a son and he loves it to I love you mom and dad

    • @maryshoemaker7398
      @maryshoemaker7398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Barton great memories 👍 keep pass'n it on👍🤣 hopefully your son will pass it down to his child 😄

    • @bradleystopher8725
      @bradleystopher8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

  • @jq747
    @jq747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "She insulted muh authoritah"

  • @394pjo
    @394pjo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "you sounded a little taller on the radio"

    • @jd7699
      @jd7699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember it "You sounded a little whiter on the radio."

    • @d.delgado2137
      @d.delgado2137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember Jackie saying “ a lot whiter’ as well. Nobody believes me!

    • @PaulNewfield-PasadenaCAU-wb4xg
      @PaulNewfield-PasadenaCAU-wb4xg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jd that was the joke, it was a way to say the sheriff sounded like a white sheriff, without making it a “racist” joke! I’ve gotten a few double takes after showing up to a job interview after an initial phone call. I too sound “taller” on the phone! 😉

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he he what the hell is da world comin to

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      your going away till your grey I got the evidence put the evidence in the car@@bobbymoore3436

  • @aseasonedtrucker431
    @aseasonedtrucker431 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is honestly my favorite movie of all time. Have watched it almost 200 times

  • @jesseloera9974
    @jesseloera9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "What the hell is the world comin' to?" Buford T could sure see into the future.

    • @Shadowcub69
      @Shadowcub69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For us it was looking into the past.

    • @wb6162
      @wb6162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He had no clue of the shitstorm that was coming

    • @animal79thecat
      @animal79thecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shadowcub69 snowflake

    • @georgeforgerty2875
      @georgeforgerty2875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey boy ! Best line in the movie

    • @31Alden
      @31Alden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clearly, a man of vision …

  • @yungkidnf
    @yungkidnf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Deputy: "You see that, he went right through our roadblock."
    Buford: "You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella."
    Classic.

  • @muckerwood
    @muckerwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio"... lol

  • @roundman74
    @roundman74 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my all time favorites when I was growing up. Buford t justice always been a character 😅

  • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
    @edgarallanlovecraft5485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it!"
    That line just breaks me up every time

    • @robertdamron898
      @robertdamron898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is no way. No WAY that you come from my loins.

    • @donthr
      @donthr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      funny fact: he actually was german... but under cover. smart. yes, we are.

    • @scottwoods3510
      @scottwoods3510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackie Gleason wasn't German, lol. Both his parents were Irish, and Gleason is as Irish as it gets...

    • @Chief176
      @Chief176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Shut up... one shit at a time!!"

    • @nobodysbaby5048
      @nobodysbaby5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muffled Laughter.

  • @mikerules666
    @mikerules666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Absolutely some of the best comedy the world has ever seen. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @chocodiledundee1
    @chocodiledundee1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I could not possibly think of anyone more legendary that Sheriff Buford “T” Justice played by Jackie Gleeson , no way man , I do remember when I a kid in the very early 80’s with all my family one of the few moments we’ve had that we all together watching him and laughing our pants out .... absolutely spotless acting, he steals the show , and we get Burt with his Trans Am all his undisputed number 1 charisma and Jerry Reed with his music and and his legendary role of “Snowman “ and there’s Sally Field , man this was 70’s and 80’s very finest.... the chemistry here is out of this orbit out of this realm .... this movie became real to our lives , this movie is so Powerful that we do remember them as part of our lives and they characters took life forms into our deepest memories.
    Bless y’all from this movie, thank you for the best memories I’ve ever heard , I became a truck driver and cowboy enthusiasts because this movie and the characters.
    One of my greatest influences in my lifetime , I’ve got all the hats , all the boots , cowboy shirt and Native American Indian jewellery from the characters like Burt and Jerry Reed I still dress up like this up to today .
    Bless y’all dearest American heroes T justice , Snowman and The Bandit and Froggy

  • @robbieplant7136
    @robbieplant7136 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Set up a road block, good idea, what the hell you know" thats my favourite lines from the film haha

  • @mitcha1986
    @mitcha1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I happened to have my young son in the car!" His son is like 40!

    • @michelleswafford2647
      @michelleswafford2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @thisislaflaretv5250
      @thisislaflaretv5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @glennstone723
      @glennstone723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was getting a cussing one time due to road rage. Before I knew it , I was telling the dude, I would appreciated it if he watched his language with my young son in the car....my son was in his 30's at the time.

    • @Visionary_Watcher
      @Visionary_Watcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not only that but he'd already swore about 20 times himself

    • @theoneandonly6431
      @theoneandonly6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Visionary_Watcher That was the funniest thing about it!

  • @6548ww
    @6548ww 8 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    no one could've play the SHERIFF but Jackie Gleeson

    • @brettthomas5747
      @brettthomas5747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I couldn't agree more! what a great actor. I don't think any actor today could come close to Jackie! excellence!

    • @Ryan19812012
      @Ryan19812012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You think that is why he died in 1987 for being so angry in these movies.

    • @ronniedelay
      @ronniedelay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This movie would have been nothing without him

    • @partgard1
      @partgard1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NNNIIINNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO COULD HAVE!

    • @levis6945
      @levis6945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true legend

  • @michaelbarlow6610
    @michaelbarlow6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "Let me have a Diablo Sandwich, a Dr. Pepper and make it fast--I'm in a goddamn hurray!". LOL!

    • @greenmask111893
      @greenmask111893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need find out what this "Diablo sandwich" is about every time that word appears.

    • @michaelbarlow6610
      @michaelbarlow6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ Michael D. Durham. A "Diablo" sandwich is what in the Northern USA is called a "Sloppy Joe" sandwich which is ground up hamburger meat mixed in a barbecue sauce and then placed between a hamburger bun. When I was in school they would frequently serve "Sloppy Joe" sandwiches for lunch in the school cafeteria.

    • @michaelbarlow6610
      @michaelbarlow6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Michael D. Durham. Why that sandwich is called a "Sloppy Joe" I have no idea.

    • @greenmask111893
      @greenmask111893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelbarlow6610 Ah, ok.

    • @jordansdaddy203
      @jordansdaddy203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greenmask111893 The Diablo sandwich is a delicious combination of beef, tomato sauce and sour crème.

  • @Jayflo7
    @Jayflo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Was Gleason absolutely brilliant in this role or what? Genius performance!

  • @partymanau
    @partymanau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Anyone who loves Jackie should read the biography, "How Sweet It Is". Jackie had a depth most never saw. A genius on many levels.