Al Bundy's Best Insults
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- There was only one man who could insult people like only Al Bundy could!
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Al Bundy wasn’t the hero we wanted. He was the one we needed.
💯💯 I agree
Yep !
Amen Brother!
Hes the hero we need now with all these damn softies getting offended at everything
The USA is a better place... Thanks Al...
Only man in history that could effectively handle a Karen.
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man that's so accurate
I look forward to the pendulum swinging back.....SOON!
This is the shit that's supposed to relax us.....remember what that was like....relaxation?
And then society grew up.....sorta ....
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
@Pete Jones Karen is the shorthand term for over entitled soccer Moms and people who act like them. The kind of person who takes “The customer is always right” too literally and says “I want to speak to a MANAGER!” like it’s some sort of threat.
Back when a shoe salesman could still afford to have a home.
Capitalism
This is a sitcom its supposed to make you LAUGH
😥
The Pumpkin King Back when we still had it.
Al would be making 15hr now 😒
“I’m sorry mam, unlike your mouth, we occasionally close” LMFAOOOOO
Nowadays that joke would mean something else.
It's crazy how the set up for the jokes were corny but the deliveries were like haymakers. Truly, an underrated and hilarious sitcom
The corniness for me is part of the hilarity lol
"Bud, don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other" - Al Bundy
That’s beautiful.
@@someonethatwatchesyoutube2953 the truth often is.
Imagine the casting calls. "Must be fat and willing to be brutally insulted for it"
@Christopher Kulander more like money
And hold your laughs until the director says cut
I'm a fat guy who insults himself everyday, I want my money lol
Pay is good😂😂
@@nokachi3339 Money? How much do you think these actresses actually made?
The way Jefferson always laughs behind Marcys back was always hilarious 😂
@CHARLES_LEE_RAY I admit back in the early 90’s as a 12-14 year old when I watched this show regularly with America I wasn’t much of a feminist then.
I’ve never taken Al’s or any of the family’s crude remarks seriously lol.
I remember my grandma detested the show and was a bit upset my dad let me watch the show at such a young age lol.
@CHARLES_LEE_RAY how old are you? 13? 😂
You remind me of an annoying kid that just repeats everything you say.
Fun fact, Jefferson dated Adam Carrola 's ex wife.
These jokes come with a 5-10 year prison sentence now.
Hahaha, yes you're right -you can't say anything now!
Worth every second.
Yeah because at this point theyre lethal with the existence of discord mods and twitter
Freedom of speech my ass
Is that due to the DMCA?
The jokes are one thing but his delivery is impeccable. I'm weak with laughter.
And being filmed Infront of a live audience, those cheers we're real when Al entered the room
I love how Jefferson always laughed when Al destroys Marcy
Me too 😂
Al and Jeff lol.
Jefferson is a player. Marcy is his cashed up free ride. That's why al likes him. He's one of the boys.
Me too 😂
That’s because there was legit heat with them and it was funny
The way Jefferson always cracks up at Al's roasts behind Marcy's back is gold xD
I love how Jefferson always cracks up when Al insults his wife.
I know, it makes each insult more classic. 😆
My gf'name is Marcy....hahahaha...she even looked a bit like her with same haircut and small boobs..to add more insult to injury when Marcy's Playground came out she was teased relentlessly....BWHAHAHAHA
Which one?
Al was his idol lol
I HATE MY WIFE
“Hi honey. Did ya miss me?”
“With every bullet so far.”
I died hahaha
Too bad she didn’t.
That was priceless 😂☺️☺️
Al wasn’t racist, sexist, or whatever. He disliked everyone equally. That’s why I like him so much. 🤣
Lmao 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Well... he was sexist and definitely not a fan of fat women LOL but true on the other points.
Spot on!!!
I imagined Ed probably was a little embarrassed making those insults .
@@kendallrivers1119 Ahhh the usual 'sexist' tag to everyone that isnt a cuck
These are NOT insults. This is just brutal honesty. AL BUNDY FOR PRESIDENT
Yes, but thanks to this snowflake generation, they're considered insults
Al Bundy: Greatest character in sitcom history.
For me it's Al Bundy, Archie Bunker, Fred Sanford and George Jefferson: The sitcom kings.
@@kendallrivers1119 For me, it's Al Bundy, Archie Bunker and Frank Barone.
Don't forget Red Forman
Followed by Red Foreman and Uncle Phil
@@davidreeb7193 this era in history is for pussies
the older i get, the more i understand Al.
He can say what he wants, has a job that supports his family and a voluptuous wife who is always up for it.
I'm jealous of Al Bundy!
He was a prophet , he saw the feminist movement coming 30 years ago
@@AfricaGeo Archie bunker saw it coming 50 years ago.
Me too
I read this as Ai and still agreed with you
We need an Al Bundy in 2021. Take people down a peg.
I see what you did there...
Well, the Donald Trumps of the world are now censored...
No pun intended
Lol this the only man that, if they tried to cancel, would shut every single person trying to cancel him down. I bet he'd have enough 1 liners for em all to line up and just go down the row
Peg? Oh no
Married With Children is such a classic sitcom and I'm rewatching the entire series. It's sad that a show like this could NEVER exist in 2023. People are way too sensitive.
I grew up with this show. People nowadays are too easily offended and extremely Bundyphobic.
Where are you watching it if I may ask?
@@Manus_0813 They have the entire series on Hulu.
It's a sad state of affairs when a sitcom from 1987 is a breath of fresh air in 2021. Love ya Al!
Karen's wouldn't stand a chance against Al Bundy.
The show was controversial back in the day, but looking at it now, the Bundy's were more virtuous and closer than most families today. Al Bundy never cheated on his wife even when given the opportunity with Vanna White. Peggy never cheated on Al and always adored him. Al went to a job he hated each and every day to provide for his family. Although the Bundys quarreled with each other, if anyone messed with their family, they were all brawling.
Ain't that the truth!
Yup, If Kelly was crying or treated like shit by one of her scumbag boyfriends, Al would beat them up.
My parents used to force me to tach the Cosbys because they were more wholeseome🤣 they all turned out to be degenerates in real life
Yep he just loved Hooters 😍😍😍
The best sitcom of all time
Gotta love how Jefferson laughs at Als jokes to Marcy 😂
'Hey honey, did you miss me?'
'With every bullet so far.'
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm using....
"Why must you always be so negative??"
"Why did you cross the road??" xD
My favorite
" New cars for everbody peg you want a new bmw"
" I see my self in a jaguar"
" Only if if we can find one that hungry"
"I'd say it behind your back, but I've only got a half tank of gas" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh my God that was too funny
I'm not sure I get what that jokes means though. Like he's gonna run her over?
@@cptepic5664hes saying her back is so big that a half a tank of gas couldnt get him there lol
This needs to be played on loop at a feminist gathering
Are you gay Why do you hate women?
I love how Jefferson laughs at all of al's jokes behind marcie's back. Hilarious.
We need more comedy like this. Nobody gets offended (except Marcy) and we all laugh.
@benz merc they would unfortunately. It's sad our world seems to have lost its sense of humor.
People get offended by everything nowadays. If they brought back the Muppet Babies someone would probably complain that it's not diverse enough.
"I'd say it behind your back.. but my car only has a half a tank of gas." LMAO
best one in the montage
My favorite line of all time
yes we get the joke
i remember rodney dangerfield making that joke on carson. "shes a big woman, big woman i hit her with my car she says 'why didnt you go around?' i said 'my car's only got half a tank of gas'"
My Dad laughed his head off cause he says that line is priceless!
Al Bundy for President 2016, anyone?
Ace's High ye
War with the French? I could live with that.
Joseph Scott me too
I Set Fires You know Married with two kids was a really popular Sitcom in France, right ? I watched it growing up. Loved that shit. And man Katey Sagal was (and still is!) a babe. So yeah why should we fight ? I say let's just sit down and watch reruns !
Mimosa E. she is still hot, but was it the same show?
The “congratulations Marcy I didn’t know you were expecting!”line was 😂
Thank you
God I wish this show was on today.
If it premiered today, then it would be canceled with in a day because Generation z is soft and baby like
@@katiatannus3146 it would be canceled within the first 90 seconds and the producers, writers and anybody having to do with its production arrested for hate speech
If you have Hulu, all of the MWC episodes are there. I've been binging them like crazy 😁
@@sarcasticgrunt01 dude you’re the King. This should be required viewing for all entering freshman males in the United States
“How dare you say that to my face!”
“I’d say it behind your back but my car’s only got half a tank of gas!” I’m dying
OK, I hate to ruin what sounds like a side-splittingly hilarious joke, but I actually never understood this joke. Can you explain it?
It is tough. I sold my 2004 Chevy 2 weeks ago with only 115,000. Traded up for a 2011 VW for free. It is hard.
@@jakes3799 The women is so large it would take more than a half a tank of gas to drive a car around her.
"2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight.
"2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight.
"1,2,3,4, you're going to fall through the floor."
"Hey Honey! Did you miss me?"
"With EVERY bullet so far"
I swear I've said this more in the last 6 years than in my entire life. 😅😂
@@nicktaylor2391 agreed
Now this is comedy. This is what i watched as a kid and NO ONE GOT OFFENDED. man i miss the 80s & 90s
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Rakolta
These days commedy its shit. This was reall comedy. Old but gold
@@acamaca1156 Ok Millennial
Overweight woman: exists.
Al Bundy: "It's free real estate."
It's free real estate sized bucket of lard...
Free real estate with low value...
@@icee0711 low value, high fat
Not just estate he can put whole colony there
Al: Insults Jefferson's wife
Jefferson: *I've been waiting for this all week.*
You mean Jefferson's soon to be ex-wife
He went to Al just to hear his wife get insulted 😂
“Well, I’d say it behind your back, BUT MY CARS ONLY GOT A HALF A TANK OF GAS!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Al is the 🐐
so glad I was able to grow up watching this. there is no way this would ever last in today's times
Agreed!!🤣🤣🤣
I bet people want to erase this show from history
It's always been hilariously ironic to me that the show didn't really take off until some uptight woman complained about so much that people actually started watching it lol. I remember when it premiered (yeah, I'm old as dirt) and I liked it but I didn't really get into it until season 2 or so and then I stopped watching when that kid from Peggy's family was brought on. The show had gone way past its sell-by date at that time but I still love watching these classic clips.
sad but true
It'd get cancelled before the first commercial break and all the actors would have to go into hiding.
“Well I’d say it behind your back but my cars only got a half tank of gas” 😂
His half a tank of gas joke is the best diss in the history of TV
No, that was when he explained the customer that her shoe has a fragile heel with kork filling and she is a giant seal with pork filling.
Maybe from Pluto 🙂
The women who played his customers have top notch humor!!
People won't admit it, but what this country needs right now is the return of Al Bundy.
AMEM!!!!
Start a TH-cam channel and be the change you want to see.
I agree but in todays uber p.c. society most of the jokes that made the show funny would no longer fly.
@@erikanderson2333 Ya know it's funny. While I totally agree with you about how you couldn't make a sitcom like MWC today, isn't it funny how many of these same non PC sitcoms that people say couldn't be made today like MWC or All in the Family are readily available in syndication. It's like they're grandfather claused.
@@joeheid4757 Yup, whenever MWC comes on I watch it. The show is still funny. I think it's a very underated show. Fox would not be what it is now if it weren't for that show, that includes The Simpsons. MWC is more than just crude and un-pc jokes. As far as I know it's never been off the air.
“You’ll be hearing from my attorney.”
“Is it the law office of Häagen & Dazs?” 😂😂😂😂
“Well I would say it behind you, but my cars only got a half a tank of gas”
“I’d say it behind your back but cars only got a half a tank of gas” IM DEADDDDDD
Customer: "How DARE YOU say that to my face????" AL : "I'd say it behind your back but my cars only got a half of tank of gas!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
"I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas", gets me every time...
“I’d say it behind your back but I only have half a tank of gas” just killed me.
Al Bundy is classic. His humor would never be tolerated in today's climate. Glad it was produced right before things got 'woke'.
Millennials ruined everything...
Archie, Jeffersons, heck Looney Tunes could never be on today.
@@ct6502c ok boomer
@@bostonbault6343 oK bOoMeR
Nothing like an elder, to blame problems on the kids lol.
0:50 is pure gold.
"I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas."
I loved that Jefferson laughed everytime Al roasted his wife!!
Peggy: Hi honey, did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet so far.
All those in favor of Peggy meeting Mr. Mayhem?
Al Bundy: The ultimate weapon against the moder day Karen. Combat-tested in the 90s and battle ready for present day society.
Bundy for POTUS 2024
Peg: Al, I wanna have sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.
In all reality Peg was pretty damn hot!
I think that was the point, Al was bored.
Sadly, a sitcom like this today would never fly because of all the whiny, sensitive people that have nothing better to do but get offended by anything, everything and anyone that even sneezes the wrong way.sad how far backwards we have gone. RIP Married With Children. I LOVED your show and you will live on on TH-cam and our memories!
"Excuse me, but am I invisible?!"
"Possibly from Pluto" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Fat Woman: I've just have had enough of you.
Al: You wouldn't say that if I came with medium fries and a drink. You know medium, the size between small and You!
@@ladyfire44
I want a balloon
You already got one
@4:05 I love Jefferson’s reaction when Al insults Marcy! I’ll bet you a million dollars that laugh was definitely not scripted 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We must applaud these 'thick' women for being a good sport for our entertainment.
Indeed. But what i like is that like attack on titan no one is safe in this show. I can imagine that would have helped.
Fat*
@@Surteronarto Is that what caribou do in there boats
The hero that we all need
But definetely do not deserve....
It's sad to know, we will never see this type of humor on TV, ever again. Todays PC culture is ruining America.
Yup, I was gonna say, this sh*t don't fly anymo.
@Jaron Zennaiter
I have a feeling that in another 10 years we will.
The next generation will relish pushing the buttons of these PC SJW freaks.
I hope you're right.
Sorry I don't have that much faith in the tie pod eating generation.
Lmao.
Oh how I miss this television show. I almost wish it could have gone on forever.
It’s on Hulu
@@alfredogarciajr40 Thank you!
Al Bundy teaches us a valueable lesson. Don’t get married.
We need Al Bundy more than ever!
JusCuz410 Yeah, and here I was thinking things could not be worse 4 years ago since I watched this. Ohhh how wrong I was...
Nah we need Ted Bundy to Decapitate and Arse Fk all the Fems for us lol
Stewart Mills, you are not wrong... 😁😁
Al Bundy we need you now more than ever.
The #1 enemy of Karens everywhere.
Mostly Chads and Meatheads everywhere.
Today his "No ma'am" T-shirt would read "No, Karen!"
Watched this with my mom as a kid was a great growing up experience. We both loved it. Miss you mom.
"How dare you say that in front of my face?! - I would say that behind your back, but my car only got half tank of gas!!!" Priceless...😂
"What do say I nail the pumps to your hooves?"
"It'll give you more traction while you're pulling the ice wagon."
We need Al Bundy now more than ever.
They don't make shows like these anymore.
If Bundy aired today, the feminists would go nuts.
Might be but he, as sexist, ALWAYS fails. The feminists on the otherhand are shown as crazy so all in all i think the show does not prefere one over the other.
spidermann5000 If you really break down Married with Children and look at it from a morale prespective, the show is all about the man’s sacrifice to become a “provider” for his family. Yes, Al “hates” his wife and he is clearly annoyed by his children, but he keeps going to a job he despises every single day, and he comes home from it every single day. While he hates his life, he still sticks around and provides for both his wife and his children.
Al Bundy may be sexist, arrogant, rude and lazy, but he’s loyal to his family, not once does he abandon them. One of the intro songs shows Al sitting in a couch handing out money to his family with a depressed look on his face. One must ask why he doesn't just take the money and leave? It's because he actually loves his family.
Just listen to the lyrics of the opening song; “Love and marriage, love and marriage, goes together like a horse and carriage, this I tell you brother, you can’t have one without the other”. It is basically a tale of a man making a sacrifice.
Now I may be looking way too deep into this, but the whole show portrays, in a very tragic way, the plight and duty of a husband and father. Al is very much portrayed as a “hero” in many ways, but a hero that loses. He never gets his way because he puts his family first, and that is why he is so bitter.
Mangs Yes you go way to deep into it :P
But its an interessting point and that I agree with that. :)
Well Said, Very well said. It is a bit too deep, but still Personally I never seen it from that kind of point of view.
Sacrifice..yes..I agree. Though it's been a while since I even Seen Married with Children, I can remember the times when Al Really did stick up for his family, like his Daughter...
The time his Daughter, Kelly was going out with some Loser and they were on a date at the Movies. Al went by and beat him up for Smooching on his daughter (or something like that).
That in itself shows that he wants to protect his daughter, NOT to mention some Scene when the Bundy Family was fighting some Other Family at a park or something.
They all Dislike eachother, but they all Stick together, making them strong as a Union.
Despite the negativity of what Everybody goes through personally (and you can't help but to feel so Sorry for them at time), they Are Strong in there own way. Can't help but to give them all respect.
The whole entire Series is like a Bitter/Sweet way of looking at life (or the life of the Bundy Family).
OK, maybe I went to deep myself. σ_o
+Mangs
Not a bad breakdown, to piggyback on that Al never cheated on his wife. He turned down the opportunity of infidelity on numerous occasions. He kept his marriage covenant in tact. In the aspect of living a carnal life despite his attitude Al Bundy is the example of a True Husband!!
I really hate that society is so damn sensitive today.. this was so hilarious I miss those days. Thank you for uploading Al best insults he was hilarious
This is my hands down favorite show. Al Bundy is a legend. I am not offended by the absurdist humor that was this show's stock and trade. What's crazy is that fans say that this show would not fly today. But, what people may or may not know is that a very conservative (her words, not mine) woman, Terry Ricolta, kicked up a huge fuss over MWC. She found the episode in which Al goes to buy Peggy her favorite bra for her birthday very offensive. The show went from cult fave to wildly popular after that. I suppose they had Karen to thank after all.
No, you're right... she was right-wing. The Romney family are her in-laws.
“Did you miss me!?”
“With every bullet so far”
Say that to Tank Girl
I miss Humor and Freedom of Speech, it was soo much fun.
Jefferson's reactions to Al insulting Marcy is always tremendous 😂😂😂
Fat woman: "Do you have something in my size?"
Al: "Try Montana."
😂. Maybe more like Texas
jefferson laughing behind marcys back when al roast her always makes me laugh
We need Al more than ever nowadays
"How dare you say that to my face."
"Well I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas."
One of the best lines ever.
Yeah best insult hands down! Very creative and hilarious!
This man knows how to handle karen. AlBundy: The Anti-Simp.
If aired today, this be cancelled after Season 1. I'm glad i grew up with this.
After Episode 1.
Everyone involved would be cancelled and fired.
@@sammencia7945 Oh definitely. And their whole career would be ruined.
Amen to that
Well someone did try to cut it down back then too. But thankfully, more people loved it than hated it.
@@99thJediWarrior they literally mentioned her in the show lol got the tv show cancelled and football haha
"Did you miss me?"
"With every bullet so far"
Best
Insult
Ever
!!!
The thing that’s really sad is that blond lady seemed nice but Al ruined it
Lol
“With every bullet so far” 🤣🤣🤣
Made howl 😂😂
"Missed you with every bullet so far" man were those the days. These youngins can't and don't understand the days when everyone could rib and poke fun at everyone including themselves.
everyone was made fun of...
+Hey Zeus "anymore"???
Al Bundy, the only man powerful enough to take on all of Tumblr and Twitter and still have the energy to roast a chicken
Shout out to the bigger ladies that were OK getting insulted for the comedy.
Something we sadly can't laugh at nowadays without someone getting triggered
@@HotSpringDemon who cares, laugh anyway. That's how you deal with that.
@@lennybrewster4673 good point
0:50 The jumping woman.
"I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas."
Ahhh the 80's when men were men a joke was a joke and PC cancel culture was no where to be found.
Most Definitely..... well said..
True but cancel culture isn’t anything new it’s been around for a long time what you don’t think people weren’t a little offended by this back then?
Amen brother!
If your watching this in 2021 and your not whinging about. Then you are the last hope for our society
Godspeed, brothers.
I'm not whining about this I'm actually laughing my butt off 🤣 at this I can't stop 😅 it's just that hilarious 😂 I would like to know which episodes these insults appear in.
Omg,some people are still normal👏
@@RicaUrsu23 Debatable. 🤙🏻
Lo l
“How dare you say that to my face?”
“Well, I’d say it to your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!”
THIS is why Married with Children was the best show at the time.
Dead right there!
Best Bundyism in this whole compilation! 😂 😂
Yup that's possibly the greatest insult Al ever laid on anyone, sheer perfection 0:58
I don't get it
In other words the woman is so big that it would take more than half a tank of gas to drive to the _other_ side of her, just to 'say that to her face'
Simply put, shes the size of a _planet_ , so half a tank of gas wouldnt be enough gas to drive to the other side of her... The most painful insult Ive ever heard. Youch!
I like how Jefferson laughs at all of Al's jokes about Marcy lol.
I remember reading back in the day that this show was secretly one of the best places for opportunities for women. More women writers on the staff than most shows, Amanda Bearse directed 31 episodes (and was able to go on to do more at other shows), and as you can see from this compilation it was one of the only opportunities for overweight comedians/actresses to get work for a long time.
It's another great example of how, if they followed the Rules of post 2010 Wokeness and destroyed this show, they would be ironically stripping all sorts of opportunity from the very people they purport to want to help.
I have to say, big respect to all those non-hourglass-figure actresses that had enough chill to play in this show.
Yes sometimes I feel sorry for them.
Great call Jeru, it was funny as fuck humour for that time, but I must admit feeling uneasy at the plight of the actresses filling those roles.
Hey,20 bucks is 20 bucks!
@@danielkirby819 they got their revenge in one episode.
I can’t believe they could say this on tv. I miss those days. I took it for granted.
"Hey honey! Did you miss me"?
"WITH EVERY BULLET SO FAR!"
The 80’s and 90’s were magical times. A time when people weren’t afraid to laugh at themselves at the sake of their own expense. This show is a treasure.
If this was released today it would be taken down for sexism. Shame.
...and it was cancelled, off of every network. Yesterday. Reason why I commented. Nothing wrong with being in shape and being a man. Just saying.
And discrimination against fat woman
Its not ok to be fat that's my opinion u because i was fat and i had a book of health problems i did something about it I got off my fat ass ate better walked more and became a little ass I'm happy about that it's not ok name a fat person who didn't have somthinf wrong like not being able to run, thigh rubbing and chafing, back problems, trouble breathing, reactions to things, hair loss and so on... Don't lie and say ur healthy I wasn't healthy im proudly fat shaming myself it does no damage to you
You dont like it? Do somthing about it
😂😂😂Why did you cross the road? 😂😂😂
Jefferson and Griff were a great addition to the show 😂
The world today needs a Married with children rerun. I can already imagine the protests and screams for it to get cancelled xD
It would be different. All of the jokes would be made by the "strong independent" wife, at the expense of the "bumbling foolish" husband. Because that's all hollywood is these days.
To hell with the wyning liberal idiots, they pushed the button, THEY chose to watch this. If they're offended GTFO and go back to their safe space as nobody gives a rip about their feelings.