DSP Rage Quits SF6 After Bragging About How Good He Is and Getting Cooked in Master Rank All Day

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  • @efanaddict4493
    @efanaddict4493 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +683

    Literally blaming his cat for his loss wtf

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      60 blames per second

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      His excuse book never ends.. he blamed the heat also

    • @tardissins7512
      @tardissins7512 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      There are no cats at irl tournaments. He will be amazing if he goes to an irl tournament!

    • @savageone3195
      @savageone3195 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Jasper is just larping as his cat, he's really a detractor.

    • @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa
      @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      He's going to start calling Jasper a situational disability 😂

  • @Deadricblood
    @Deadricblood 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +423

    Jasper remains one of his biggest detractors. We hear you Jasper and appreciate your support.

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      everyone knows cats hate pigroachs

    • @xavierlewis9733
      @xavierlewis9733 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      He is a real one, a true 💀 🚜.
      Jasper 4 Prezdent 🇺🇲

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Best money phil ever spent!

    • @mikeall7012
      @mikeall7012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So no treats for Jasper tonight?

    • @tammytheranger7645
      @tammytheranger7645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Big ups Agent De Claude

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +403

    "you should literally delete the game and delete your internet fukin social media!!" oh come on now! he just beat you up in a video game. it's not like he did anything truly humiliating that will follow him for the rest of his life, like, oh i dont know, JERKING OFF on CAMERA

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      in front of kids

    • @JathanielLunnington
      @JathanielLunnington 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@ninjafrog6966 it's the guy! I'm watching his Twitch!

    • @intellectic9155
      @intellectic9155 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      "Oh, the camera was on this whole time?"

    • @ghettoprince187
      @ghettoprince187 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@intellectic9155"Hullo...."
      😂

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      THANK YOU

  • @MauZangetsu
    @MauZangetsu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    Pig gets distracted because his cat jumps on his chair. Meanwhile, Maximilian can fight and win with his daughter jumping him from behind and still talk to her all at the same time

    • @daijodan
      @daijodan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Phil would have slapped the shit out of that kid if she tried that on him in real life.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Justin Wong as well.

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@jazzygeofferz PR Balrog competed in a tournament while holding his baby

    • @spectraltheinkling8526
      @spectraltheinkling8526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@TheLaurelCrown i read that news

  • @k-ondoomer
    @k-ondoomer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +295

    "Why is he punching me??!"
    Bro you agreed to the fight lol

    • @KnucklesWTD
      @KnucklesWTD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Not once but twice

    • @scribblerjones
      @scribblerjones 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @flossatnite2082
      @flossatnite2082 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      lmfao this actuallu made me laugh out loud bro

    • @Sam-vh9zs
      @Sam-vh9zs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Why is he hitting me?!? I’m not even doing anything !!!! Not what I wanted!! Hail Mary wake up level 3 super drive rush, that’s game.

    • @BrandonMelvinDrums
      @BrandonMelvinDrums 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😆😆😆

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    For a game with no steaks he sure is acting like it’s a barbecue

    • @warrenweaver6664
      @warrenweaver6664 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Omg 😂

    • @Powers_D147
      @Powers_D147 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahh yes. Smoked pig is back on the menu booooooys.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Gout

    • @The_Rampart
      @The_Rampart 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      No nice juicy tender steaks.

    • @RoflCopter726
      @RoflCopter726 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Celebrate Gout 100

  • @papayer
    @papayer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    'Jasper distracted me, I almost got him!'
    my brother in Christ, you got perfected.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I know it's just a saying but he is not your brother in Christ, if Hell exists, it exists for a reason, for people like him 😂

    • @EnclaveZA
      @EnclaveZA 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The dude at the 10 min mark gave him several chances and still he got owned😂😂😂 I've never seen anyone so bad at fighting games!!!

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    Every single loss. No matter what, no matter how he is beat, he always thinks he didn’t get beat legitimately. Dude has a major mental issue

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      He needs to go to therapy to find out why he can't cope with the idea of losing or being wrong at something. It seeps into every aspect of his life and content, he has to always "win" and get one over on people. It is his biggest problem and has held him back his entire life as the majority of the issues regarding his personality feed back into this trait of always having to win and being unable to handle loss.

    • @CornerPressurE
      @CornerPressurE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He's the white LTG

    • @DSPsWifesBF
      @DSPsWifesBF 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CornerPressurEthey’re both absolute tards. They both avoid accountability like the plague

    • @Osithirith
      @Osithirith 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If he doesn’t constantly bitch like this what does he have to talk about? Nothing.
      He’s the King of Hate it’s all he’s ever had to be interested in him about. Now it’s just people making fun of him and a handful of dents supporting him.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean it’s pretty clear. He says his mother brushed his hair until he was about 18 years old he’s a man child. Children have a hard time emotionally with losing.

  • @ZooberWezeeKenzan
    @ZooberWezeeKenzan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    “I’m waiting for a legit hit”
    *Counter hit*
    “Still waiting for a legit hit”
    Again, responsibility is a foreign concept to this man

  • @Poopbucket45
    @Poopbucket45 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    Gets perfected, “ you don’t know how to play street fighter at all” 😂

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Dood, he did nothing wrong in that match. He did everything right. Game sucks.

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Poopbucket45 I like to pretend he's looking in a mirror anytime he loses.
      Sorry, I meant any time he starts losing.
      Sorry, I meant any time something doesn't go his way.
      Sorry, I meant any time he's breathing.

    • @vanguarddnice
      @vanguarddnice 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Btw those Cammy was Raw Phil lol.

    • @rez7437
      @rez7437 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dang piggy, the self hate is real

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    Why would you rage quit? There are no stakes remember! 🥩🥩🥩

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      No steaks.

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      He can’t have stakes because of the gout, you know his aunt didn’t tell him to see a doctor normally!

    • @thinkindark
      @thinkindark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hillarybanks92 it's so cruel how his aunt didn't warn him that he might end up with gout after 10+ years of drinking gin like a fish and eating like a fucking raccoon all day every day!

    • @Phantom.Gaming64
      @Phantom.Gaming64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because he is a lying hypocrite.

    • @DiktatrSquid
      @DiktatrSquid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ego, pride

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    🐷: "You just mash buttons and gamble!"
    Heh, Phil must have been talking to himself there

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Especially the gamble part

  • @calgriff1900
    @calgriff1900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    "I WANNA WIN MATCHES" literally sounds like a 5 year old crying over online points.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      5 year old would be better at SF though, they would train in the lab and become really good then Mock DSP and get banned in matches

  • @mikeall7012
    @mikeall7012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    Total gambler mantality. Only talks about the wins, never the loses and cant step away from the table.

  • @DSPsWifesBF
    @DSPsWifesBF 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    His cat tries to hang out with him and he sprays him with water.
    Phil can’t be likable if he tries. He would be a villain if he wasn’t such a soy

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jasper is a slave and its the least of the bad shit dsp does lool

  • @SeffTrollins
    @SeffTrollins 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    I pray there's perfect ko's in these videos simply for the seal laugh edits. They kill me every time.

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Me too. I lmao every time.

    • @geotcxs1697
      @geotcxs1697 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Saw this comment and was like "I'm gonna be on the lookout now" and it was LITERALLY the first match 🤣💀

    • @DSPsWifesBF
      @DSPsWifesBF 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Phil’s fake laughs make me embarrassed for him. I doubt he’s even fooling the dents

    • @InfiniteBeak
      @InfiniteBeak 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@SeffTrollins perfect! Peeeerfeect!!! Ack ack ack ack

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Multiple perfects in this vid. He got cooked

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    How can capcom get away robbing this guy inputs! WOW

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Kahpcam*

    • @larkwans2725
      @larkwans2725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      they stole his tire too! and made his wife gain 200lbs

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Same way he gets away with robbing his dents.

    • @GNARK1LL420
      @GNARK1LL420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Someone to do a class acktion lawsuit against Scatcom

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Come AHN DOOD

  • @oAPXo
    @oAPXo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    That A.K.I. was fucking brilliant.

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    Once again his ego wrote checks his butt can’t cash

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Jaha proved this in the famous Jaha vs Dsp parking lot meet up... dsp physically cried and said he forgot what he said

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@dertythegrower I believe that ass whopping would have done wonders for phil and had he caught it he would be a different person today.

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@pko1683I'm telling you now brother that beating would've done nothing but make him more of a hermit. He's a natural born yapper

  • @Lanthias
    @Lanthias 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    He bitched about having to do Patreon videos and not being able to stream tonight as well. He blames the people who gave him $50 because he can't organise his own schedule...

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      he’s literally his own boss, he makes his own schedule

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It would not be stressful to still do both streams and do Patreon react videos. It's literally just pressing record and watching some dumbass videos for an hour or two. Lazy mf

    • @darkmagicianscousin5261
      @darkmagicianscousin5261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@ninjafrog6966 And proof that not everyone is meant for self-employment.

    • @thinkindark
      @thinkindark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@darkmagicianscousin5261 piggy isn't self employed, not really. He's just a professional, full-time beggar from the comfort of his snort fort

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Jasper is the ultimate detractor. Remember when he exposed WWE Champions on DSP's phone? And when he pulled the plug?

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He has to live with DSP, it’s only natural he’d hate DSP more than anybody

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    > Scrubs are mashing their way to Master because Capcom sucks
    > Pig highest rank is Master and Is stuck in Master

    • @valsione38
      @valsione38 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Worse yet, he's stuck in 1500 because above 1600 people have way better matchup knowledge and 1800 onward.....yeah pigs can't meet god.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    “any monkey could do what you’re doing right now”
    then do it phil. if you’re so confident in that statement, pick cammy and do that combo consistently

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're less than a monkey doing patterns. Good job Phil

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Meanwhile an infant monkey can do what he's doing with Bison. Easiest character to use in the game.

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He can’t play as Cammy because he’s married stoopid!

  • @pakapasiti
    @pakapasiti 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Admits to multi mashing inputs and acts surprised that it “drops” inputs when it’s reading all his multipresses and giving him the garbage he’s hitting

  • @Lethargicaman13
    @Lethargicaman13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Imagine unironically saying “you did nothing to hit me” after getting you’re ass beat and being over the age of seven. His super power is not realizing how embarrassing this lol

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    *65 year old man yells at Street Fighter 6*

  • @victorvillanueva1104
    @victorvillanueva1104 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    Don't forget this is a 40+ year old "man" yet he throws excuses and tantrums like a 5 year old. Very mature and robust content.

    • @Iridium-77-g
      @Iridium-77-g 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Very robust. Much curation.

    • @Pembo-vn7qq
      @Pembo-vn7qq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This is one sad little creature lol

    • @DrumRoody
      @DrumRoody 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Iridium-77-g wow

    • @elshaddaimosthigh5003
      @elshaddaimosthigh5003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he's 42 and tbh bro no one ever really fully grows up :(

    • @2inverse469
      @2inverse469 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yet he still manages to make money.

  • @DSPPolitics
    @DSPPolitics 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    He thinks his opponents aren't better than him because they don't impress him or "outplay" him. Bro it's skill based matchmaking in a popular game with a large player pool, you're not entitled to matches with the vastly more skilled pros that you think you should be playing against.

  • @theMaster...
    @theMaster... 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten...

  • @calbon2994
    @calbon2994 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Secret agent Jasper is the one behind the lag and losses.

    • @TheMygoran
      @TheMygoran 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Most likely Jasper screwed with his modem as well, trying to blacklist phil from the internet

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Me when my beloved companion distracts me from an inconsequential online game (He will suffer for this treason)

  • @yohagain
    @yohagain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    27:42 the fact that his mother combed his hair until he was 17 by itself is shameful enough, but him bringing it up unprompted is outright insane. You couldn’t get me to confess something like that even under torture, he uses it to blame his mother for his own hairline and unhealthy ways. Wow…

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Blame everyone else

    • @erheetrherh2659
      @erheetrherh2659 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And thats not how even hairloss works, you can plug your hair all you want, it doesn't kill the hair follicle.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@erheetrherh2659Thabks I was about to comment thag exact thing. Combing your hair doesn't destroy your hairline lmao, it's just that he wants to believ that he is aging geacefuly😂😂😂

    • @yohagain
      @yohagain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@erheetrherh2659 but you know what does? Binge drinking and bad eating habits! Up to a point of course, genetics are heavily involved, but Dave doesn’t do himself any favors with his crappy diet of midnight burgers and gin.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The funny thing is that his mother *IS* to blame for his hairloss: guys get their hair genes from the mother’s side of the family. If your maternal grandfather and uncles went bald early, odds are so will you. 😅

  • @MunKDaDDyy
    @MunKDaDDyy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    And yet look at the money he still made, these dents really are something special

    • @250914616672152
      @250914616672152 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i doubt those anon tips are real, either they are fake or the OIC is going file a bankruptcy

    • @jjjordan3881
      @jjjordan3881 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Ikr, it's unreal there's ppl out there that'll give him a dime. I can't fathom it. He's such a flagrant lying pos.

    • @thinkindark
      @thinkindark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@jjjordan3881it's mostly OIC using its many alt accounts tbf. As soon as it disappears from piggy's streams, so too will piggy 🤞

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thinkindark 1 health emergency from OIC and DSP will be homeless

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    He really thought M. Bison was his ticket to the upper echelons of SF6😂

  • @carloshill
    @carloshill 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    I heard these pathetic excuses and they were ridiculous but now he's blaming his loses on his cat unreal

    • @amyford2971
      @amyford2971 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Especially as the cat just jumped on the chair with him. It wasn’t like he walked in front of tv and was jumping at TV or anything. He just wanted a bit of attention from him. Who knows maybe he was trying to calm him down.

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    I love how the dents are responsible for leaving his door open. Lmao, literally anything he can do to avoid accountability.

  • @Paltheos
    @Paltheos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    9:08 - 9:40 This clip is insane, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. 1) How can a grown man be unable to move a declawed cat? 2) Confirming point 1, he then sprays (??) the cat with water (what bottle is he drinking from that has a spritzer?). Surely gently picking up a cat is less disruptive than harassing it by spraying it with water. WTF

    • @CrashKazooie
      @CrashKazooie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think he sprays Jasper because he thinks it discourages him from the same behaviour, but cats don’t understand that at all… poor fucking cat

    • @realbeefcastle
      @realbeefcastle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Phil shouldn’t be allowed to own a pet. I can’t imagine dousing my cat with water. He is truly a scumbag.

  • @DonZorociaFR
    @DonZorociaFR 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    3 hours of pure grind to get -27 MR, keep it up Phil 💪💪💪

  • @lamarpray5324
    @lamarpray5324 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “Dropped input” is his go to excuse for every game he plays. Instead of owning up to a misplay no lets make up a scenario that never happened and blame it on that. Dude is wild lol a habitual liar.

  • @JackSpearhoes
    @JackSpearhoes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    “I’m going to training right FUCKING NOW” -DSP
    “I’ve actually never labbed ever” -DSP

  • @JesseHenderson-xc2kg
    @JesseHenderson-xc2kg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    If its so pattern, Dave, counter it.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    42 years old Ladies and Gentlemen

  • @avidism
    @avidism 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    admitting your mom used to do your hair until you were 16-17 is wild lol

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What else did she do for him....

  • @reudevad
    @reudevad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Reminder that people pay him to act like a spoiled child

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Dem cheeks got clapped tonight 😂😂😂
    Poor Jasper took the blame

  • @sugarbelleash
    @sugarbelleash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I would like to see an hour of Cammy compliations.

    • @DaquanHarrison
      @DaquanHarrison 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I would love to see it, too. Especially since he keeps calling my main a brainless, no skill character and yet he gets beaten by her relentlessly. And also to take inspiration from them to better myself as a Cammy main.

  • @walkertr5685
    @walkertr5685 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    dude the perfect ko clip kills me every single time it plays 😂😂

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    God he’s such a baby 😂

  • @MinecwaftBeans
    @MinecwaftBeans 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    In Philburts defense getting distracted by Jasper is technically getting distracted by half of his "family"

    • @larkwans2725
      @larkwans2725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      in terms of mass, kat counts for at least 95% of his """family"""

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s a whole fucking family reunion in that closet.

    • @bigsmoke9794
      @bigsmoke9794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@larkwans2725That's 95% including the mass of Phil. Bomboclaat big gyal

  • @saturos13
    @saturos13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That AKI combo was insane! props to that guy

  • @thomasshepard7891
    @thomasshepard7891 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    No fucking way he pulled out the cat distraction excuse lmfao that's a new one.

  • @MICHAELILES12
    @MICHAELILES12 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I can't wait for him to be in his '50s living with his parents

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s like that old guy from to catch a predator who’s like 45 and tells Chris Hanson that his moms totally going too take his computer away

    • @outlandishusername
      @outlandishusername 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@whocares1631 "Old guy" "45" - Damn.

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “Mahm!! Bathroom!!”

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      imagine 50-60 year old DSP still begging for 5.00 pay pal tips and reminding us that youtube takes 30% and all the ways to donate to to the channel. Super fun positive chill stream only allowed to chat about the game , and help me win faster

    • @BrandonMelvinDrums
      @BrandonMelvinDrums 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing he could do. Bugged adult mechanics dood

  • @Joey80900
    @Joey80900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Idk how you can be so bad at a game you play literally all the time. It makes no sense.

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      its hard to play video games with hooves

    • @darkmagicianscousin5261
      @darkmagicianscousin5261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The inability to learn from mistakes. His mama told him as a kid nothing was ever his fault and he unironically still believes this.

    • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
      @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He's not "bad" per say. he just doesn't adapt. What he's complaining about is that this game doesn't play like SF2.

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The only thing he's gotten really good at is making excuses. Practice makes perfect.

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's playing ranked

  • @adrianmartinez8125
    @adrianmartinez8125 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Now I fear for Jasper, is just matter of time he gets so heated that he may kick jasper full force. 😢

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think Jasper wins that fight lol dsp would hide in the bathroom and be like "I'm an alcoholic! It's naht my fault!"

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And if he doesn't get banned after doing something like that, then it is official that he has more plot armour than Goku

  • @yournan4310
    @yournan4310 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I wish I had never found out about this guy.

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Your intro is gold. When he says state taxes he has to pay that came out of no where. I live in Washington. There is NO state tax in Washington. There is just federal tax.

    • @MobileNasty
      @MobileNasty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No fkn waaaay

    • @DSPsWifesBF
      @DSPsWifesBF 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yet his minions continue to give him their money.
      The dents would be prime material to join a cult.

    • @JesseHenderson-xc2kg
      @JesseHenderson-xc2kg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I cant lie, i moved to WA 3 years ago and ive been wondering WTF hes even talking about in the intro....didnt even dawn on me that he lied so flagrantly....but his dents dont know so i get it i guess.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      there is state taxes on businesses, which he does fall under

    • @AugustStephenson397
      @AugustStephenson397 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There’s no Income tax in WA.

  • @bytz4742
    @bytz4742 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Dsp when the offensive heavy character with little to no defensive tools does not infact have defensive tools: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @rando.name.
    @rando.name. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2:15 Remember $50 is NOT above and beyond according to dsp. Its just what is expected.

  • @J-Tex-Corporation
    @J-Tex-Corporation 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    How do his dents not understand that EVERY LOSS he goes off the rails. I'm convinced he's trolling.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lol it's not trolling, he's really like this.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Phil’s dents are the same people who give him money. Not the smartest bunch.

    • @J-Tex-Corporation
      @J-Tex-Corporation 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scorpion6328 Valid point!

  • @11Christys11
    @11Christys11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It’s an all new low to blame Jasper. If I were Jasper I’d start giving Argentina memberships out of spite.

  • @darkmagicianscousin5261
    @darkmagicianscousin5261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I cannot state how much I love the "pattern play" excuse, because there's so many facets too it that individually make him look bad enough, but together make him look seriously mentally challenged. One being even if they were all pattern players, you're factually the bigger scrub because you lose to it every time. So if they're scrubs, you're a Scrub Bottom and they Top you 9/10.

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There is also the fact that his Bison does every single thing he accuses others of. Safe repetitive patterns, mashing MP hoping for a chain regardless of space, same desperate drive reversals on wakeup. Then he rages when someone blocks him and punishes.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I wasn't ready!"
    Ok Phil because your opponent should wait for you 😂

  • @RobAreviews
    @RobAreviews 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love how he believes just saying the name of moves means he's the superior player, despite the fact that he just got wrecked. The proof of the pudding is in the eating, my doooooood

  • @mortified0
    @mortified0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The best part was as he was slamming his hand on the pad he was rating that Ryu nice over and over lol

  • @Derek258Crusco
    @Derek258Crusco 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how Phil says tip me $100 now so we don’t have to worry about it like it’s are job to tip him. What a creep

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Remember the scene in the Boondocks in the Catcher Freeman episode when Ruckus was telling his version and the slaves were making fun of how the owner talked when he got mad? That’s how Phil talks. “Staahp draahping my inputs! It’s going to staahp right now!” 😂😂

  • @iRock_750
    @iRock_750 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Memology does more work editing and censoring the first minute of the video than DSP has done in his whole life.

  • @StationaryBeggar
    @StationaryBeggar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Jasper bout to have the back claws removed at this rate.

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Imagine being an adult, and actually giving this guy money. Remeber, when he does a personal react stream, he’s charging $50 for it. So he’s actually getting paid for what would be a late night stream. His viewers must all be in ♿️

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They're mobile af for sure.

  • @fhagane6821
    @fhagane6821 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Pandalee was underage

  • @belikewatersf1051
    @belikewatersf1051 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Complete 💩 attitude it’s all cause he didn’t get that Wolverine toy 🧸

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      his attitude is like this because he did get that toy (it was just a few months later), and everything else he demanded from his simpleton parents, like a brand new car that he totaled by illegally driving without his glasses

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      All cause Daves pull out game weak.

  • @JFresh9
    @JFresh9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I hope Phil's parents see the results of their parenting on display every time he """"works"""" 😂

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love when he fights the aki complaining everything she's doing is pattern play when he starts every round with drive dash and the guy starts punishing him. Like Phil...just stop. Also Phil is the biggest scrub out of anyone he played against, all he does is spam drive dash and aerials because they're hard to punish against bison. And then he immediately does wakeup reversal every time he's knocked down or in the corner.

  • @iConformed
    @iConformed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “I do this because you guys tell me there’s meaning behind it” is so fucking telling haha

    • @ZHunt-sj1lf
      @ZHunt-sj1lf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Smfh.......these kids are legit weirdos

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Someone needs to tell him to have a blinking break.

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They did, he got pissed and refused.

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They did early in the stream and he was like 'what? I've only played two matches I'm not having a break' But he was already getting volcanically pissed off after just two matches

  • @TrashbinCat
    @TrashbinCat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Jasper has a blast making his owner whine and scream and it's easy to see why!

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Add Jasper to the list of excuses.

  • @Notyoji
    @Notyoji 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:26 You could see him think, "I'm gonna blame the cat."

  • @daltonbolser5100
    @daltonbolser5100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Doctor: Any last words Phil?
    Phil: Yes please tell everyone how they can support, and please try to hit the $100 tip goal so you can put the M. Bison hat on me when I go, cause right now I have received ZERO contributions.
    😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is nuts for real

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "WHY IS HE PUNCHING ME TWICE!!!" does he really not think that ppl can't see the giant orange COUNTER HIT on screen

  • @runningwithflair
    @runningwithflair 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Lol jasper is the newest detractor

  • @pinkrudy
    @pinkrudy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    typical phil game:
    that was scissors! that was headstomp! that was standing fierce! that was low medium! that was drive rush! that was my drive impact! rinse and repeat

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Jasper's getting the belt tonight 🤕

  • @loubloom1941
    @loubloom1941 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This is a 58 year old man freaking out about one of them beat em up games 😂

  • @Sonjaden-q2b
    @Sonjaden-q2b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can not believe he behaves the same as 20 years ago. Seems like he has not mature at all. Lol

  • @Nasferatu_Padre
    @Nasferatu_Padre 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You know he wanted to whip that cat into the wall. He is on the verge of tears playing this.

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Damn cat distracting this hard working streamer, to the gulag with thee!

  • @variedakollector1285
    @variedakollector1285 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “You did nothing intelligent.” Were they like, supposed to play you a certain way? Lol 😂

  • @kyletech84
    @kyletech84 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    sounds so odd when he says it like that, "private patreon videos" like he's doing some strictly men only fans videos on the side hustle for spare hogan funds. 🤢 🤮

  • @Dizzifying1
    @Dizzifying1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Will he do anything except spamming Drive Impact?!"
    This is the equivalent of complaining about your opponent playing scissors whilst you stick with paper every single time.

  • @billbrasky1318
    @billbrasky1318 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Every time he acts smug, this is always right around the corner

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You'd think he'd have learned to keep his mouth shut by now

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      An ass beating is ALWAYS around the corner with him, doesn't matter the game or how he's feeling.

  • @Zolva92
    @Zolva92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It makes me happy seeing other Bison players INTERACT with his move list

  • @vortex_1336
    @vortex_1336 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If he starts losing he just stops playing and puts the controller down.

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He just starts explaining why he's losing instead of trying to counter his opponent.
      Either that or do a few lean in bans

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    hell yes! i can watch this manchild's meltdown AGAIN!

    • @Apollo3p
      @Apollo3p 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Today was glorious

    • @larkwans2725
      @larkwans2725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Apollo3p I love when he blamed it on jasper. pretty soon he'll be blaming the Big Bitch, and she'll sit on him and that will be the end of his "legacy"

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    if theyre spamming the same pattern/move, you would think it would be EASIER to learn how to counter it

  • @poethegamer118
    @poethegamer118 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    6:31 could've sworn he was gonna take more breaks to keep his salt levels down, but maybe he forgot

  • @KyleoftheViridianForest
    @KyleoftheViridianForest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Im no Street Fighter Expert but I love how when he's loosing and expaining why I feel like he could actually do something in game!

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He absolutely can he's just a whiny bitch who thinks everything has to change around him instead of just altering his decision making

  • @TheMygoran
    @TheMygoran 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    DSP is the guy who goes outside, finds out that it rains and says "No, it's not raining. It's just wet sunshine. It doesn't rain dood, i did nothing wrong" but the thing is... he believes it with all of his heart

  • @ZoobleZi
    @ZoobleZi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Lmao dude lost to his cat #DetractorJasper

  • @Ian-Omega
    @Ian-Omega 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “My cat was trying to play with me so I sprayed it with water”. What a horrible little person.

    • @QuantumLeaper86
      @QuantumLeaper86 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Let's hope his roommate does the same to him when he wants to "play"