Is he one of those introverted people that drink a whole can of monster before going into the store just to ask the cashier which aisle was a certain shirt in?
Not really, introvert doesn't go out. It's all extrovert with that much talk. If I want to shop poison I would browse what I want, read all the details making sure what I want and I bought them. Happy now?
"My name's Bites-From-Throat. When I hatched I bit someone's throat out. Bit it CLEAN out of their throat. They stopped having a throat in their throat. Think my mum still has it somewhere."
Amber Shuey is it bad I thought about that Geico lizard while watching this video? I'm like: I didn't know Geico Lizard had a side job with the Dark Brotherhood!!!
of course. But for him, the volley of inane questions levelled at him on a regular basis is without a doubt the most compelling feature of this frozen wasteland.
Argonian: do you have any hammers that would smash BONE?? Belethor: Take a look.... Argonian: Spot on! *ear piercing screams* Belethor: oh dear... Guard: hm.... Body's still warm...
Always good to meet a fellow member I use a kajhiit and the brotherhood tends to use me as a lock picker now where did I put my battering spade I need a shopping trip
A few days ago in Skyrim I entered a shop and when I talked with the man inside I realised he is the guy from this video, so I was like "... DO YOU DO POISON?"
That is soo true You walk in the centre of town in the most famous killers guild armor buy blades poisons and stuff and the next day someone is dead *AND NOBODY SUSPECTS YOU*
I took out Nazeem via drinking an invisibility potion, slipping him the strongest frenzy poison I had, then immediately chugging another invisibility potion and watching him go postal in the town square and get promptly annihilated. Had to wait until nightfall with another invis. potion to loot the body bc the guards wouldn't feck off
>Argonian >Dark Brotherhood >Drachis skin >Black >Vampire >All the horns Sir, you've just created the exact same character I did... Brother? Is that you?
Wait, the vampire is the video is modded, right? The orange glowing eyes usually don't appear in argonians and khajiit, they just turn red like before Dawnguard.
WHATS IT MADE OF? WHATS IT DO? WHY DO THEY DIE?!! Well I-I uhh... I MEAN COULD IT KILL A PET? QUITE A LARGE PET. a sort of almost PERSON SIZED PET?! Oh I suppose...
You know where poisons come from? mostly plants and if you 're going to need a lot of poison do you know how to mass produce it? with the help of other people , bu growing farms and/or communities..... do you know how you call those communities ??? Settlements !!! Another settlement needs our help i'll mark it on your map...
whoever does the voice for this guy is fucking great! I wish i had him as a companion in skyrim, a legit show or series following his events would be fantastic!
Whenever I feel panicky, sad or depressed I always watch these videos and they never fail to cheer me back up. Thank you Sorenova for putting these out. I love them!
"Do you do poison?"
"No, sir, just shit. This is Riften."
"Do they still shoot tourists in Windhelm?" "Mainly sir, yes."
uthertheking "Don't I know it!"
Belathor’s shop is in Whiterun
Austarlia's Tacos whooosh.
Nick You star
Immediate laughter when I heard “Do you do poison??”
Our pictures
Ok this is just weird
@@slickboi762 Wow.
...
@@e.gundogan8656 WE MUST BAND TOGETHER
"I've just got pets at home!"
Not even 5 seconds later
"What would that rake do to the human head?"
Summer McElhose
LOL IKr
Dude has a good question actually
*the "rake" is a broom*
*Broom falls over*
Summer McElhose ik I noticed it too
*appears suddenly*
“DO YOU DO POISON”
Your profile picture is perfect for this comment
@@batatinhacomlepra6899 Spot on!
Yes actually
@@Xavier-cv2vw WOT SORT?
@@lifeh5990 Oh, uh-
I wish all Fallout and Elder Scroll games had this intense and hilarious dialouge... And characteristics.
They both do
But you need atleadt 100 iq to understand
Monty Python: The game
New Vegas
@Seven Bays same voice actor
*cAn iT bE dEtEcTeD iN cAsSeRoLe?*
I'm the 666th
Noooooo, I guess not...
nO,... i gUeSs nOt
WHAT WOULD IT DO TO THE FACE WOULD IT BE HIDEOUSLY CONTORTED?
CAN it Be DEtectED iN a CROissANt!!!-
When you get to into your role playing character
Yep. This is me when I play D&D. Good times.
I do. Then I downloaded some shit from Loverslab and got raped by 2 Thalmor. Im not the same anymore.
Colt Zar rip
...looks like my altmer ran loose again. Sorry about that...XD
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY
u got any BATTERING SPADES?
-what?
-BATTERING SPADES???
FOR BATTERING A PERSON??
Take a look
killmenow1200
(People’s screams)
Oh dear...
What exactly would a battering spade be?
Oh hello Puro
"¿What would it do to *THIS* face?"
*shows bloody murder memo*
Me: *dies*
Maybe thats what the dark brotherhood wanted
¿acaso hablas español?
Hmm...
Ohhhhhh 666 likes, nice
And of course its maven black-briar
Is he one of those introverted people that drink a whole can of monster before going into the store just to ask the cashier which aisle was a certain shirt in?
Actually I think yes - the faster you tell the faster you can get out of here
This is a very specific sentence there Mr. Swift
I mean the argonian is using a dialogue directly from a British comedy show called Bruiser
th-cam.com/video/EEyUeCyXl1Q/w-d-xo.html
Not really, introvert doesn't go out.
It's all extrovert with that much talk. If I want to shop poison I would browse what I want, read all the details making sure what I want and I bought them. Happy now?
Going by his teeth, he probably bites into the can.
"My name's Bites-From-Throat. When I hatched I bit someone's throat out. Bit it CLEAN out of their throat. They stopped having a throat in their throat. Think my mum still has it somewhere."
EmbiggenedJ
What’s that from
@@timpind.8237 "Notes of a Blackmarsh Accoucheur
, Tome 3"
@@alexeysaranchev6118 I can't find it
@@Cadaverous0711 It was a joke.
Alexey Saranchev that.... that was hilarious
Yes please more British lizard man
Amber Shuey mitchell and webb
Is that the source? Sweet
Amber Shuey yeah its from mitchell and webb and if you think this is funny wait till you see sir digby chicken ceasar
Watchin it!
Amber Shuey is it bad I thought about that Geico lizard while watching this video?
I'm like: I didn't know Geico Lizard had a side job with the Dark Brotherhood!!!
WHAT WOULD IT DO TO *THIS* FACE?!
WOULD IT COME OUT IN PUSTULES OR A RASH?
You see, the thing is-
WHAT WOULD DO TO THIS FACE (Holds up a pic of Gabe Newel)
WHAT WOULD IT DO TO THIS JOSH....OR THIS GROBAN?!
WHAT WOULD THAT RAKE DO TO THE HUMAN HEAD?
Strange how Bites went to a general store when an Alchemist was next-door.
i think he did a bit TOO MUCH poison
The alchemist didn't have what he wanted so he's window shopping at this point
Arcadia only sells healing potions for ataxia
need to browse all the goods before deciding where to purchase
She must be out for lunch or something.
Bites: "Could it be detected in Casserole?"
Belethor: "No... I guess not."
0:20
The Dark Brotherhood's finest at work.
ikr
Lmao
He’s not great at the... Subtly of a Assassin, but he gets the job done.
Does Belethor have to deal with this every day
Yes
Absolutely. I work in customer service, and I know for a fact that's pretty much Belethor's life.
Kheraja probably has to deal with this, vampires, werewolves, mages needing magic items and thieves stealing his stuff
of course. But for him, the volley of inane questions levelled at him on a regular basis is without a doubt the most compelling feature of this frozen wasteland.
absolutely
-Have you got any battering spades?
-Wh-what?
-BATTERING SPADES. FOR BATTERING A PERSON
i died
Gravedigger WHY DO THE DIE??????????
he got battered by a Patented Battering spade.
SPOT ON!
Gravedigger
Thats the point. Killed ya by laughter.
TF2 Soldier approves
Argonian: do you have any hammers that would smash BONE??
Belethor: Take a look....
Argonian: Spot on!
*ear piercing screams*
Belethor: oh dear...
Guard: hm.... Body's still warm...
No.
get out of this comment section dirty incel
And that's how a war crime was commited
@@kirkhammer9612 Incel ? Why
@@masterzoroark6664 You mean the murder ?
I have not idea what is this, but I like it
Mr. Webb, of Mitchell & Webb, doing rapidfire sketch comedy, being spliced into TES-5 Skyrim, specifically Belethor's General Goods.
th-cam.com/video/EEyUeCyXl1Q/w-d-xo.html&t
Its comedy gold, thats what it is (but if you are looking for the original search bruisers do you do poison)
I'll tell you what it is ... it's the Elder Scrolls version of a hidden camera prank lol.
as an argonian dark brotherhood member i can agree this is how i shop
Always good to meet a fellow member I use a kajhiit and the brotherhood tends to use me as a lock picker now where did I put my battering spade I need a shopping trip
hello fellow members i am a new recruit of the brother hood and i wanted to know if you had any shopping tips
all the things in this vid is a good tip plus battering spades are useful
thanks brotherhood brethren
you are welcome brother
I'd never thought a British Argonian would be so classy and intimidating...
now that you say it, he does sound a lot like Liquid Snake from MGS1...
Philippe Bergeron I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT THERE WAS A SUCH THING AS A BRITISH ARGONIAN
Philippe Bergeron Why does he sound like Gordon Ramsey?
Mate this ain’t a classy accent.
@@Hobbit98LP That's Robert Webb actually, AKA Jezz from Peep Show. It's a voice clip from a comedy skit he was in
A few days ago in Skyrim I entered a shop and when I talked with the man inside I realised he is the guy from this video, so I was like "... DO YOU DO POISON?"
Simply Moi ik he is belethor from whiterun
Susan Stark Mines died xd
I thought he was talking about Nick Valentine
Wheat The cat yeah I’ve killed him a lotta times he gets annoying but then I 5hough5 nah just steal from him
- Me belethor?
Why do they *DIE!?!?!?!*
*COULD IT BE DETECTED IN A **_C A S S E R O L E ?_*
Ashley Miller
Why not S W E E T R O L L S
what would that rake do to the human head? *points to a broom*
[broom falls]
I mean would it go THROUGH the skull or just EMBED itself in it?
B A T T E R I N G S P A D E S
I don't know why this was in my suggestions... but I'm not complaining.
Mine too
God yes, I would love the misadventures of Bites; the over eager assassin.
That is soo true
You walk in the centre of town in the most famous killers guild armor buy blades poisons and stuff and the next day someone is dead *AND NOBODY SUSPECTS YOU*
Kâčpêr Ň ØwØ čîěň The Guards In Cyrodiil do, but they don’t actually have enough evidence to convict thy face.
"MuSt HaVe BeEn ThE wInD!!!"
I took out Nazeem via drinking an invisibility potion, slipping him the strongest frenzy poison I had, then immediately chugging another invisibility potion and watching him go postal in the town square and get promptly annihilated. Had to wait until nightfall with another invis. potion to loot the body bc the guards wouldn't feck off
@@bengal4047 LMAO YES
@@bengal4047 big brain
Huh. Looks like SOMEone has been spending copious amounts of time with Cicero...
Did someone say Cicero? *I LOVE CICERO!*
I'm surprised the dear Fool of Hearts isn't following en suite of this madness.... 😂
Well it's not my choice! The man refuses to leave my side!
I mean I'm not complaining but-
Yes, and those who decides to kill cicero will experience emotional pain like i did and then regret thei choice of killing Cicero
Luna Spiritus ehhhh im not too fond of the ancient corpse diddling plus he hurt veezara the chillest brotherhood member
This is some How 2 Brotherhood quality shit.
No
This is me every Saturday evening at the local Tesco...
Good times
This is brilliant, the way he moves is great! xD
That's awesome, I look forward to seeing more! :D
DecoyDamsel Spot On
666 likes
Nice
This is perfect
Just... the camera angles... the zomming in on the face yep
The way the brrom falls over... nice
zomming
brrom
I zomm my way to ur brrom
bunnybrat2 rake
shit ur right
Spot on, one might say.
All right, chill out, you need to stop it with the skooma already.
Skooma!? Where? Do you ha... Fuck it's a Guard?
But... oh sh... its a guard
Narc!!
NEVER
Hail ye guard may thou lice a happy and comfortable life
“Do you do posion?!”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”
"So that's a yes."
Nick valentine looks different what mod is this
"Nick Valentine - Sold Siblings" mod. It's from the same guy who made the "Last Danseborn" mod.
Draco Deathclaw your comment made me realize that the person who voiced the bretons in skyrim is the same person who voiced nick valentine
Draco Deathclaw He also voices Codsworth
It's a holotape minigame for pip-boy
OldSchoolCoolGaming It's a joke pal.
>Argonian
>Dark Brotherhood
>Drachis skin
>Black
>Vampire
>All the horns
Sir, you've just created the exact same character I did...
Brother? Is that you?
We're all lizard brothers, aren't we?
stride99 Khajiit thinks not
Frozium WHAT'S IT MADE OF WHAT'S IT DO WHAT'S IT?!?!
Same for me except my Argonian guy has fins on his head like how Argonians could in Oblivion. With white feathers
Wait, the vampire is the video is modded, right? The orange glowing eyes usually don't appear in argonians and khajiit, they just turn red like before Dawnguard.
Dark brotherhood... mORE LIKE
DANK BROTHERHOOD
#AirHornOrchestra
I mean. I already have dark set to be changed into dank, but ok
Don't ever type on a computer again, you disgusting cesspool of a human being.
Wiznik DaNk 🅱ROtHerH00D
GS-Asriel-Dr6mr Your an asswipe
The zoom on the lips when he says "person-sized ped" is such a great detail, I don't know why it's so good
WHATS IT MADE OF? WHATS IT DO? WHY DO THEY DIE?!!
Well I-I uhh...
I MEAN COULD IT KILL A PET? QUITE A LARGE PET. a sort of almost PERSON SIZED PET?!
Oh I suppose...
Every time I stumble upon this video. I can't resist the urge to watch it
"Could it be detected in Casserole?" XD
From "do you do POISON" I stopped breathing or seeing properly.
The thing is tho, that's honestly 100% accurate to how an nod conversation in Oblivion would play out.
I answer all my phone calls with "DO YOU DO POISON?!"
“Sleazy little man, but he has good stock.”
"Battering spades! For battering a person!" has to be my favorite
Should have tried Arcadia's Cauldron.
TheMCJarhead or Warmaiden's
The fact that this is in Belethors shop just makes this 100 times better.
Not enough people know that the audio for this was sampled from bruiser
I hope that he does the rest of the sketch
thanks you for this, i never knew i needed argonian vampire Robert Webb till i got it
Belethor: Are you sure this if just for rats?
Assassin: 'aRe yOU SuRE thIS Is JusT fOr RaTs?'
Yes yes I am
... definitely
funniest thing is he has the thieves guild symbol for loot on his house
I like he doesn't get a chance to answer his questions properly
Now imagine his best friend being an alchemist as they discuss poison and battering spades!
Lol XD
This guy is like manslayer's hyper cousin.
Not enough gay sex innuendos.
Both of these comments are very true.
I need a one hour version I think
Is it sad I went back to watch this multiple times today?
Not at all
This is probably my 60th time watching this is the last month
Nope
no
Hell no watch this hourly now
*a very energetic argonian looking for a ways to complete his task*
This a Sorenova classic! Never gets old
now i have to go and watch mitchell and webb for 9 hours
byeeeee
Got glasses today. Decided to watch this video several times instead of looking at shit and being amazed because i'm basically blind.
"Something that would make the skin melt PAINFULLY". I laughed way to hard at this... actually I laughed the whole time.😂
He’s not very discreet in the dark brotherhood, but at least he’s asking the important questions.
Can we appreciate his target is Maven Black-Briar? And he called her a 50 year old woman? Lol
Belethor you had one job
Yeah, I believe he was doing that job too, as in making sales.
Think you got the wrong store, the potion shop is next door...
But he sells everything even his Sister if he had one
That is an odd rake
"Could you bounce so high you go into orbit and asphyxiate in the vacuum?"
"No, sir. They took out that spell 2 games ago."
Ded
"I've just got pets at home"..."have you got any battering spades, for battering a person"?
Best 55 seconds ever
Ikr? I'll waste a whole thirty minutes of my life for this video and not feel bad about it at all.
I want more Bites
nom.
then go to a college bbq
You know where poisons come from? mostly plants and if you 're going to need a lot of poison do you know how to mass produce it? with the help of other people , bu growing farms and/or communities..... do you know how you call those communities ???
Settlements !!! Another settlement needs our help i'll mark it on your map...
It took me a minute..
Preston you aren’t even from this universe get out of here
Well it's time to grow drugs
I ... don't get it
I literally just watched that episode of Bruisers. This is unsettling. The Dark Brotherhood knows.
this is legit how i roleplay in these games. i just scream this kind of crazyness at the screen. 10/10 good shit OP
this was so good i love bites so much so far what a nice lizard man
Woa
There needs to be a Netflix series about this xD
Yup
Mhm
Its from a show
You're god damn right.
wanderingbufoon what show?
That's me when I have an arch enemy and looking for a way to get rid of them
"My poisons are too strong for you, traveller"
"What would that rake do to a human head?" **points at broom**
looks like gmod meets skyrim
Immediately subbed, there should be a Dark Brotherhood member in Elder Scrolls 6 like this that could teach us all the art of the battering spade
that's what I'm like when I walk into a store
BATTERING SPADES FOR BATTERING A *PERSON*
I just can't imagine this video without the British accent
Im SO glad my recent youtube feed has been nothing but old skyrim skits...rather see it years later then never at all x'D
This is the kind of quality content that forced me to subscribe, I had no other options after seeing such beauty
Typical day for Belethor
Jeremy pls
When I needed to go to bed, this video came to mind, so I had to find it again in order to finally rest.
Thankyou for the memories
"Would it dissolve her stomach and make her lungs bleed until she DROOOWNNED??????!"
(I simply couldn't stop laughing at that for a whole 5 minutes)
Dark Brotherhood 101
whoever does the voice for this guy is fucking great! I wish i had him as a companion in skyrim, a legit show or series following his events would be fantastic!
If your talking about Belethor, his voice actor does Nick Valentine who's actually is a companion in Fallout 4
That's Robert Webb from an old comedy sketch in the show Bruiser.
When it showed Maven I choked
Understandable. I mean, who DOESN'T want to kill Maven Blackbriar?
@@Serpentking789 depends, if u wanna MAKE SOME MONEYYYYYY
It seems like people are commenting every 4 months so.. Here you go.
On Penis
Whenever I feel panicky, sad or depressed I always watch these videos and they never fail to cheer me back up. Thank you Sorenova for putting these out. I love them!
Always nice to find out where some random voice clips originate from
I can no longer talk to either of the NPCs in these bits without thinking about British lizard trying to aquire poison
6 years later and I still love this 😂
Brotherhood of edgelords more like, long live the penitus oculatus!
Maarten Burger Don't you mean Shitus occulatus?
Penistus? XD
Long live the Penitus Oculatus!
I only join the dark brotherhood because you get to be part of a murder-cult and it's fun to be part of a murder-cult
Maarten Burger dont send glorified imperials to do a bounty hunters job
This will literally never get old no matter how many times i watch it