Your post made me think of Meatloaf song from their 1972 I believe it was Bat Out of Hell album, just the only part I wouldn't want would be the second verse that followed him when he said "oh you took the words right out of my mouth oh, well it must have been while you were......" lol
I adopted a 5yo cat from a neighbor and he's coming with me in a cross country move! He's been such a big emotional support during the pandemic and thru some permanent work injuries. Pets are family. 💕
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If all politicians put their own interest in front of their countries interest, then democracy is doomed. Therefore I loved his open words, that suit a good politician.
@Led zep 4 1971 January 6th was beautiful. Trump was always meant to expire. He’s a pawn you idiot. Nobody cares that you bash him. Trump did what he was told. He didn’t start anything😂11:11
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! You reminded me again that the former guy really needs to face consequence, in the most clear and ethical way, with very sharp jokes.
That thing about "who" counts the votes, came straight out of Stalin's playbook on Totalitarianism. Hmmm,... Hey Putin.! I wonder who could've given him that idea?
Oh, really? So how will you feel this Sept 11, 20 years later? Or this Apr 19, 26 years on. Everything fades. Ppl who remember die, younger ppl don't care about big events, and nothing changes. Makes me scared T**** might get another term in 3 1/2 years.
Every time I hear Trump's voice again after not hearing it for a while it's like a winning streak is broken. Like my life is so much better without such painful stupidity.
I don’t know about Ryan’s speech in particular, but often those House speeches on cspan are unattended. Newt Gingrich pioneered this- he made his name in the 90’s yelling at the cspan camera with no one else in the room. Ryan was channeling the country there with the emotion tho.
Tim Ryan is awesome. He makes me happy I live in the midwest. I've voted Democrat in every Presidential election since 2000 and I'd highly consider voting for Tim Ryan if he ran for President. Such good energy and he's not a jerk like most of the insurrectionist party.
How in the hell did the state of Ohio give us both Jim Jordan, and Tim Ryan? What in the hell is going on over there? Love this Tim Ryan guy. He gives me hope
Gerrymandered districts. Republicans know that most voters just vote based on the letter behind the name. So they make sure that they get the most far right extremists who still might win the election in the primary.
We also have Sen Sherrod Brown, I am very pleased with him. Unfortunately my Rep is Gonzalez whose only high point is that he was one of the 10 who voted to impeach. Other than that he's a waste of time.
All those poor dogs….so unfair to return them to shelters turning their worlds upside down….breaks my heart how LITTLE heart those people have. They helped YOU during the scary lonely times and now???
It’s immoral, but I did it in reverse, now that things are getting better in El Paso, it’s my 3rd day with my adopted pup and I couldn’t be any happier.
Tim Ryan killed it. I love that we have him in the house, but when you have Jim Jordan in there as well, I'm not entirely sure if he balances it out. Jordan is out of his goddamn mind
When you abandon young people who seek your help with a sexual predator you’re not really someone who should not be in charge of changing the the toilet paper roll.
He has become my top favorite. All of Late Night has done wonders this past year in helping people cope. But, Jimmy and Guillermo are ahead of the rest! (Still love Stephen and Evie!😉)
I grew up in a republican family (from the 1800's). This bullshit has nothing to do with what I was taught from childhood. Unfortunately, our party has been going down hill even before Trump. Thanks to Trump, we can see the darker side of the republican party.
@@mark-xx1lt me too. I grew up with conservative principles like fiscal responsibility, strong national defense, personal responsibility, etc... the current republican party doesn't reflect any of those principles. They blame everyone else for everything, never take personal responsibility, badly mismanaged defense dollars, alienated allies, emboldened enemies, and put the unquenchable ego and narcissism of one man above everyone and everything. It's become a cult, and the only thing they protect anymore is trump and the worst among us. Republican leaders have turned into sniveling cowards and spineless sycophants who grovel at the feet of trump's madness so they might get a gets nod from him for his insane core followers. They've betrayed our country. It's hard to fathom how much damage trump's done to the country, but his impact on Republicans has been total, rendering everything good about them bad. It's honestly really sad to see the party of Lincoln and Reagan become this tinfoil hat wearing brigade of conspiracy theorists and trump worshipers.
But he forgot to say anything about BLM rioting in WASHINGTON were they burnt a church, damaged monuments, looted,and assaulted police he called it peaceful protests the man has no morals
@@ericklaus3972 It doesn't matter what the crystal clear facts are to these people because the zombie slaves will continue to get all their info from msm & late night.. critical thinking is no longer an option when you've literally been brainwashed..
This is why we need more than 2. So if one goes off the deep end we don't have to watch everyone desperately plead with them to remain on land as they do backstrokes in the ocean without a care.
@@TahtahmesDiary We do have mor than two... just not effectively! I agree with you, but even better than more people empowering more than two parties would more UNITY. LESS partisanship, more listening and creative solutions, and the USA really can be great... "again". --J
@@SeattleiteInOrbit Our prisons are too full of offenders who have not harmed anyone. Trump doesn't meet that description. Some people still belong there and he definitely belongs there.
I like the one where obama said the same dam thing. While walking on the whitehouse grounds. Oh and when obama told Putins diplomat he will side with Putin . But you seem to only get your news from Kimmel . Bahahahaha
so many people, who just leave their pets... it hurts my heart. On so many levels. So you never loved this animal? You just wanted a toy for some time? The animals loved you. Your home were their home. You just.... How? and why are there so many of you? ...and now sadness wants to turn to anger
I have a rescue, who ever had him before me will surely burn in hell, the damage they did to a lovely little man. I've had him 16 years, he was under one when I got him and he's never recovered fully from his first year.
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That's a pretty low bar, living in reality. 😁 Ryan is spot on with what he says, and unlike so many other politicians, he says what he really believes in.
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@@adamjames5077 You don't know this. It is just as traumatic to a dog to rehome the dog as it is to a child to rehome the child. Read that again until you understand it.
@@Ava-wm6cv Yes, many people feel that way. I'd say that's actually closer to normal than near personifying an animal. Animal life definately should not be mistreated. However -- news flash -- an animal is not a person. That's no disrespect to those who count pets among their family number, it's more like a "significant living being count" of the household. --J
I think his father Fred Trump drummed into his mind at a young age that being a loser is a fate worse than death. SO he has to think of himself as the BEST at everything to massage his narcissistic sociopath ego.
The contorted clarification about the word "negative" is just pathetic. Almost as bad as his sharpie hurricane map, bragging about "acing" a brain damage test, his "aksually, _we're_ the super elite", his "no I said would instead of wouldn't", I could go on...
The US will no longer exist in 4 years if we head farther down the Biden highway ..and teachers Unions have already removed all past history so chances are slim or not at all students in hundreds of years will ever know..Jimmy Kimmel should be defunded. No intelligent person should listen to his atheist lies..
God this is so true. Once had a teacher gift me a kitten for Christmas and my mom made me take it to a shelter. Broke my heart. Hope that kitten got to have a great life with someone who loved them and could take care of them.
When he was in the Dem presidential line-up I thought he would make a great senator, so I'm glad he's stepping up for that and I hope he wins big-time.
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?
As a marine combat veteran I will never forget and never forgive. They better hope they never get out of prison. I like many others have sworn an oath to protect this nation, that includes domestic terrorists, like the Jan 6th terrorists. We will be waiting for those that forsake us.
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?
People returning their pets are disgraceful but honestly, they obviously didn't really love them & therefore they probably weren't even giving them the best life. I really did see this happening.
"Kümmel" Lol, I never thought about the heritage of his name before, but now I know. (To everyone who doesn't speak German: it's the german word for cumin)
@@sssssnake222 But that's not what Trump said. He specifically said "I'll do what(ever) I want" all those times, and the context was always about what he would do as president. Do you deny it? If Obama, either Bush, either Clinton, Reagan, Carter or any other U.S. president said that, you'd be fine with it? --J
@@da324 (Y0U'R3 L337 4 40UR5, 4 'DA23,4'-3V3R🖖) Probably, I'm a nerd. 🤓 I'm working on myself. Hey, if @jake hensley was being "agreeingly" sarcastic instead of mean, my reply could benefit someone else who would've made the same mistake. Maybe. ☮ --J
Tim Ryan ....took the words right out my mouth 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Your post made me think of Meatloaf song from their 1972 I believe it was Bat Out of Hell album, just the only part I wouldn't want would be the second verse that followed him when he said "oh you took the words right out of my mouth oh, well it must have been while you were......" lol
Won't change anything
@@andrewpotter3954 probably not although I sure think he got some attention 😎
Very Powerful Speech Tim
Tim Ryan with the heat!🔥🔥🔥
With that rant Tim Ryan just became one of my favorite representative's.
7:02
Amen...but you don’t need the apostrophe in “representatives” dude...
Ditto
Amen! More Time Ryan's in the USA, regardless of politics!!
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Petty grammar BS!
Well now, as a lawyer of mine told me many years ago, “The law is here to protect the innocent, not the stupid.”
Yay, Rep. Tim Ryan. Thank you.
Hi how are you
No
@@jimmyconway3844 You're a minority.
I adopted a 5yo cat from a neighbor and he's coming with me in a cross country move! He's been such a big emotional support during the pandemic and thru some permanent work injuries. Pets are family. 💕
Im so glad you found a furry friend to keep you company.
Hello Marina how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?
I can't explain how great I have had it with my guy Cheech and his noisy tail
@@stacyyoust Hello👋
Wow -Tim Ryan nailed it
Tim Ryan just lost his re-election
If all politicians put their own interest in front of their countries interest, then democracy is doomed. Therefore I loved his open words, that suit a good politician.
@Led zep 4 1971 January 6th was beautiful. Trump was always meant to expire. He’s a pawn you idiot. Nobody cares that you bash him. Trump did what he was told. He didn’t start anything😂11:11
@Led zep 4 1971 The election was stolen. It’s proven we are past debating. We are winning the culture war. Every day we get bigger.
@UC-Cdur0AT2PceZrLVbKU7fg who says you’ll see another election?
Tim Ryan...One True American!!!!!! Watching from Germany ......
The voiceover for “This WEEK in COVID HISTORY” is fab
The best time of the night. Love you Jimmy and Guillermo!!
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! You reminded me again that the former guy really needs to face consequence, in the most clear and ethical way, with very sharp jokes.
Wow! Tim Ryan said my feelings perfectly!
That Tim Ryan thing was the best speech by an American politician since JFK lol
It’s right up there with Michael Bennett’s speech about Ted Cruz.
That thing about "who" counts the votes, came straight out of Stalin's playbook on Totalitarianism. Hmmm,... Hey Putin.! I wonder who could've given him that idea?
Damn I dig Tim Ryan’s energy!! I wish he’d brought that to the primary debate
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We will never be able to erase this period in our history.
As we shouldn't. This needs to be learned from, and looked at as a period of shame. Hopefully we grow out of this and not apart from it.
I know, I could just cry!
Oh, really? So how will you feel this Sept 11, 20 years later? Or this Apr 19, 26 years on. Everything fades. Ppl who remember die, younger ppl don't care about big events, and nothing changes. Makes me scared T**** might get another term in 3 1/2 years.
They're trying like hell.
We AMOST made it 20 years without a terrorist act on American soil. Thanks a lot, MAGA.
Tim Ryan is a truth teller.🗽
Yea he's great! I wish we Ohioan's had 10 more of him and 0 more of Jim Jordan 😔
@Blue Bishop "Blue Bishop Ryan" would actually be a great name. It has cool musician vibes - kinda like Father John Misty
The “I do what I want“ montage needed to end with a Cartman clip.
HAhaha, whatevah, i do whuta waaant
You WILL respect my
UH-THOR-AH-TIE !
Every time I hear Trump's voice again after not hearing it for a while it's like a winning streak is broken. Like my life is so much better without such painful stupidity.
Dear God yes!
Fake account by Antifa.
Every time I hear creepy joes voice I picture diapers and inflation. That's if he can even complete a proper English sentence.
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Oh, does Joe wear diapers now like your hero trump? Now that's been documented by people who worked with him on the Apprentice
What's your favorite achievement of the new administration?
Rep. Tim Ryan! Yes! I wish I could have seen the faces of the a-holes in that room, when Tim Ryan was yelling the damn truth at them!
I don’t know about Ryan’s speech in particular, but often those House speeches on cspan are unattended. Newt Gingrich pioneered this- he made his name in the 90’s yelling at the cspan camera with no one else in the room.
Ryan was channeling the country there with the emotion tho.
Republicans in the house probably left the room rather than take history lessons from democrats.
Tim Ryan is awesome. He makes me happy I live in the midwest. I've voted Democrat in every
Presidential election since 2000 and I'd highly consider voting for Tim Ryan if he ran for President.
Such good energy and he's not a jerk like most of the insurrectionist party.
Uhm...Ryan is a democrat...not a Republican.
He did run...
Hello Lynn how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?
How in the hell did the state of Ohio give us both Jim Jordan, and Tim Ryan? What in the hell is going on over there? Love this Tim Ryan guy. He gives me hope
Maybe Gym Jordan snacked on paint chips as a child?
Easy, Jim obviously bought and bribed his way in. No question about it.
Gerrymandered districts. Republicans know that most voters just vote based on the letter behind the name. So they make sure that they get the most far right extremists who still might win the election in the primary.
The state of Ohio sucks - Michigan
Cedar Point is cool
We also have Sen Sherrod Brown, I am very pleased with him. Unfortunately my Rep is Gonzalez whose only high point is that he was one of the 10 who voted to impeach. Other than that he's a waste of time.
Thank you Tim Ryan 👏👏👏👏👏
2:30 Those *"I can do whatever I want"* clips perfectly sum up the former Spoiled-Brat-In-Chief
All those poor dogs….so unfair to return them to shelters turning their worlds upside down….breaks my heart how LITTLE heart those people have. They helped YOU during the scary lonely times and now???
They'll probably end up having a better life then with owners who gave them up a year later. There needs to be a blacklist for pet owners who do this.
It’s immoral, but I did it in reverse, now that things are getting better in El Paso, it’s my 3rd day with my adopted pup and I couldn’t be any happier.
Tim Ryan killed it. I love that we have him in the house, but when you have Jim Jordan in there as well, I'm not entirely sure if he balances it out. Jordan is out of his goddamn mind
And Bill Hader is spot on with his SNL impression of said loony.
When you abandon young people who seek your help with a sexual predator you’re not really someone who should not be in charge of changing the the toilet paper roll.
Gym Jordan you mean lol
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Tim Ryan hit the nail on the head!!!!
Brilliantly too.
I wish he would hit a few republicans in the head. It might knock some sense into them.
Naaawww it’s just a diversion
@@jimmyconway3844 You're a minority.
Jimmy Kimmel, you're BRILLIANT!!
J.K. Absolutely the Best Late Show Host Period. Funny. Witty. And a good all around guy. Love watching v
He has become my top favorite. All of Late Night has done wonders this past year in helping people cope. But, Jimmy and Guillermo are ahead of the rest!
(Still love Stephen
and Evie!😉)
Dam, Tim Ryan going hard in the paint
Tim Ryan is expressing the anger so many of us are feeling.
Exactly. Pent up
100%
Yes sir
Exactly.
I really think he should be made a example I really should how this country can still have a big following is Jim Jones like instead of the gop
This was all real good.
Great writing.
One of Kimmel’s BEST EVER
Tim Ryan got my vote. DAMN!
Jimmie- you have been one of my few connections with reality for the past year! Thank you!!
Thanks for watching!!
I'm 60 years old and I've basically been a republican my whole voting live, but what has happened to the Republican party makes me want to puke.
Thanks for your astute comment about the RHINO'S. THEY ARE LOSERS !!!
Quit voting for them! I quit them a long time ago. They don’t care about anyone but themselves!
I grew up in a republican family (from the 1800's). This bullshit has nothing to do with what I was taught from childhood. Unfortunately, our party has been going down hill even before Trump. Thanks to Trump, we can see the darker side of the republican party.
@@mark-xx1lt me too. I grew up with conservative principles like fiscal responsibility, strong national defense, personal responsibility, etc... the current republican party doesn't reflect any of those principles. They blame everyone else for everything, never take personal responsibility, badly mismanaged defense dollars, alienated allies, emboldened enemies, and put the unquenchable ego and narcissism of one man above everyone and everything. It's become a cult, and the only thing they protect anymore is trump and the worst among us. Republican leaders have turned into sniveling cowards and spineless sycophants who grovel at the feet of trump's madness so they might get a gets nod from him for his insane core followers. They've betrayed our country. It's hard to fathom how much damage trump's done to the country, but his impact on Republicans has been total, rendering everything good about them bad. It's honestly really sad to see the party of Lincoln and Reagan become this tinfoil hat wearing brigade of conspiracy theorists and trump worshipers.
@@jpkjnn6733 thanks
Thank you Jimmy and team for this video. Love, light and joy to everyone always.
Hello Barbara how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?
Its about Time !
Its not the end of the world , the low didn't protect stupidest lets move forward with what fix the errors without pointing fingers .
For what? Dems' have been saying that sh*t for over 5 years.. 😂🤣
Tim Ryan said it all today.
But he forgot to say anything about BLM rioting in WASHINGTON were they burnt a church, damaged monuments, looted,and assaulted police he called it peaceful protests the man has no morals
@@ericklaus3972 what about what about
i think that Lawyer said it all
@@ericklaus3972 that wasn't the topic so why would he??
@@ericklaus3972 It doesn't matter what the crystal clear facts are to these people because the zombie slaves will continue to get all their info from msm & late night.. critical thinking is no longer an option when you've literally been brainwashed..
“2 parties living in reality”…why does that seem like a distant dream?
Because it is. The GQP is a sinking ship.
This is why we need more than 2. So if one goes off the deep end we don't have to watch everyone desperately plead with them to remain on land as they do backstrokes in the ocean without a care.
Greed and self serving people...
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We do have mor than two... just not effectively!
I agree with you, but even better than more people empowering more than two parties would more UNITY. LESS partisanship, more listening and creative solutions, and the USA really can be great... "again". --J
" I can do whatever I want! " Save it for the Warden my friend ! 🤣🤣🤣 Choked on my coffee
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Yep. Nothing funnier than imprisonment jokes. USA number 1!
@@SeattleiteInOrbit Our prisons are too full of offenders who have not harmed anyone. Trump doesn't meet that description. Some people still belong there and he definitely belongs there.
the "Honey boo boo presidency"
I like the one where obama said the same dam thing. While walking on the whitehouse grounds. Oh and when obama told Putins diplomat he will side with Putin . But you seem to only get your news from Kimmel . Bahahahaha
so many people, who just leave their pets... it hurts my heart. On so many levels. So you never loved this animal? You just wanted a toy for some time? The animals loved you. Your home were their home. You just.... How? and why are there so many of you?
...and now sadness wants to turn to anger
I try to remind future dog buyers "Check the shelters!" Absolute sweethearts in there.
I have a rescue, who ever had him before me will surely burn in hell, the damage they did to a lovely little man. I've had him 16 years, he was under one when I got him and he's never recovered fully from his first year.
@@Ava-wm6cv I'm so glad he found you... or you him... and you gave him so many happy years :) ♥
January 6 2021 WAS NOT just a typical TOURIST VISIT!
I have no idea who Tim is, but I am in love with this guy already! 👏
He ran for president.
@@sandra127100 he was way too nice when running. We never saw his passion or him speaking bluntly until now. This Tim is more effective.
HELL YEAH, TIM RYAN!! Proud to have you representin!!
Hello Sarah how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?
Tim Ryan making Ohio proud. He’s the complete opposite of gym Jordan.
I said this on another comment! I wish we had 10 more Tim Ryan's and 0 Jim Jordan's!
My Congressman.
@@jltrem mine too!
Yeah he's great. I live in another state of the midwest but Ohio is lucky to have him.
@@lynntaylor9681 Hopefully he'll be our next Senator.
Tell em Tim!!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍
"It was a a third world election", stated the third world Ex-President!!
Exactly! I'm from a third world country, and sadly most of our politicians are like trump.
Wow, what an excellent comment.
He said "election" again? Oh boy, did he forget the "S" in front of it yet again. Orange guy so silly sometimes..
It'll Be a slow police chase, he'll try to escape in his golf cart lol
😂🤣😂
..driving all over the green..
After ditching the golf cart, he can't run either. Not like OJ.
@@johnO21 A hilarious visual 😆🤣🤣
Hahahaha 😅🤣🤣😂 please please Dumpty try it
Hello Jimmy, greetings from Costa Rica. I really enjoy your show!
Hey, I've been watching a few vids about Costa Rica recently! It looks like a BEAUTIFUL place
“Save it for the warden, my friend!“
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Thanks Tim!
Thank you Jimmy for the "This Week in Covid History" segment. The right seems to suffer from memory loss. This should help.
Yah and don't you love the voice of the narrator? It really sounds like the 1950's
Thank you, Tim Ryan. For living in reality.
That's a pretty low bar, living in reality. 😁
Ryan is spot on with what he says, and unlike so many other politicians, he says what he really believes in.
Hello Kellie how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
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Hello
I'm heartbroken that people are returning their dogs. Unconsciounable.
They will be given a new beautiful loving home that the family loves them for life 💙 and not just for a pandemic. 😉
@@adamjames5077 You don't know this. It is just as traumatic to a dog to rehome the dog as it is to a child to rehome the child. Read that again until you understand it.
YAH POOR PETS
Some people think animals are there to be used for their own ends rather than a family member .
@@Ava-wm6cv
Yes, many people feel that way. I'd say that's actually closer to normal than near personifying an animal.
Animal life definately should not be mistreated. However -- news flash -- an animal is not a person.
That's no disrespect to those who count pets among their family number, it's more like a "significant living being count" of the household. --J
Haha Tim Ryan is AWESOME lol I couldn't have said it better myself! 🤣
Love.. This week in covid history... brilliant
Well said Tim Ryan! Well said sir, thank you for standing up for reality
@RepTimRyan! You go boy!!
I like how everyone shows disgust at the idea of eating a mother cicada full of eggs....but then line up to pay thousands of dollars for caviar🤣
All about the branding and marketing!! 🤣
If people got hungry enough they'd eat them, no prob. IMO we Americans would benefit in multiple ways from being more hungry more often.
Not I
12:58 That's how his wretched mind works...he can't say "I tested negative". He's got to say how tremendously successful he is (at testing negative)
Yeah, he's obsessed with the "power of positive thinking" to a pathological degree.
Narcissistic sociopath
It is just astounding that people think highly of Trump. 🙄 It says a lot about his worshipers.
I think his father Fred Trump drummed into his mind at a young age that being a loser is a fate worse than death. SO he has to think of himself as the BEST at everything to massage his narcissistic sociopath ego.
The contorted clarification about the word "negative" is just pathetic. Almost as bad as his sharpie hurricane map, bragging about "acing" a brain damage test, his "aksually, _we're_ the super elite", his "no I said would instead of wouldn't", I could go on...
great monologue Jimmy thank you
You guys nailed it again. Thanks
Hundreds of years from now, American History students will be watching "This Week in Covid History"
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Yes Trumps administration got the vaccine
@@erictirado147 Trump's Admin didn't have a strategy which is what he ran on -nothing.
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The US will no longer exist in 4 years if we head farther down the Biden highway ..and teachers Unions have already removed all past history so chances are slim or not at all students in hundreds of years will ever know..Jimmy Kimmel should be defunded.
No intelligent person should listen to his atheist lies..
Awesome pep talk Ryan
Never EVER gift any animal to a family without 1st discussing it with the adults of that family.
God this is so true. Once had a teacher gift me a kitten for Christmas and my mom made me take it to a shelter. Broke my heart. Hope that kitten got to have a great life with someone who loved them and could take care of them.
part of the problem is that pets are considered property. They are, but it is also a living being which deserves love and a good life.
I love 💕💕💕 “This Week in History”.
Please keep them coming !!!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel!
Tim Ryan is my new choice for whatever he wants to do.
Ryan 2024?
When he was in the Dem presidential line-up I thought he would make a great senator, so I'm glad he's stepping up for that and I hope he wins big-time.
Good solid monologue, very funny Jimmy! And props to the writers who work so hard every day that make you shine!!🌝
God bless tim Ryan
Good for you Tim .Tell them the truth.
Get off your knees Mitch !
"Save it for the Warden, my friend" Lol.
Thank you Tim Ryan!
Jimmy Kimmel ages like John Stamos. Like a bottle of fine wine 😍❤️😂
Wow- my friend and I were talking last night about how cute and handsome Jimmy is-💖
@@MsM1975 lol yes fr he just gets better with age 🥰
@HaveIt WrightWe can admire whoever we please- I don't care what their Political affiliation is - they are both Handsome and FINE AS WINE Men😍💖
And Timothy Olyphant 🥰
@HaveIt Wright 100% Agree Stamos is a creep on the inside....
"Training cigarettes for face bronzer." Priceless 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾❤️🇨🇦
I'm from Europe and enjoy watching your talk show and the way you present it.
"I don't eat anything listed as one of the plagues."
You're thinking locusts.. and they're tasty, too.
stay the hell away from me with that opinion 😐🔪
yea i got puzzled when he said that. Since when were cicadas a biblical plague?
Crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside. 😎
That's disgusting yuck
@@gunhedd5375 gross but I still laughed.
....."and you aint one of em!" haha!
Hello Alisa how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?
This is our guy in OH13. He's one of the best.
Our guy Jordan in a ridiculous GOP gerrymeandered district 4 one of the all time worse.
@@randalohly6234 And you just described the ONLY reason repubs have majorities anywhere. Crooked redistricting.
As a marine combat veteran I will never forget and never forgive. They better hope they never get out of prison. I like many others have sworn an oath to protect this nation, that includes domestic terrorists, like the Jan 6th terrorists. We will be waiting for those that forsake us.
Thank you for your service
"In his weight group, which is morbidly obese"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💞
Yes attack his wieght,great point
@@erictirado147 Considering how much he loves to attack the looks of women, I'd say it's fair game.
@Black Queen I just love how Trump lives rent free in ur brain 4 months out of office
That’s like saying with High BP that’s everywhere
@Black Queen how ever u still talk about him again lol
The Former Guy's _Theme Song_ since he's thrown so many people under the bus...
🎶The wheels of the bus go round and round... 🎶
Colbert did a cartoon for that, the wheel on the bus go bump, bump, bump.
@@SurleyBlaine 😆🤣🤣👍🏼
Colbert's the best!
Tim ryan my new hero
OH YEAH! Same
No
I wants to hear him say I can do what ever I wanted when they locked him up.
As he bends over, I can take it.
I agree with giving Twitter back to him when he is in jail.
Jimmy Kimmel.... Always Wonderful and very entertaining !!! I love it.
"Save it for the warden my friend." 🤣
Its amazing how America can be brought to its knees by one man's ego....
TIM RYAN, is a REAL TRUTH TELLER.
Hello Margaret how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida...If I may ask where are you from?
This is the best "This week in covid history". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People returning their pets are disgraceful but honestly, they obviously didn't really love them & therefore they probably weren't even giving them the best life. I really did see this happening.
TIM!!!!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Kümmel is one of the few ppl who can still make me lol irl ✨🙏✨
Just last year he sucked as a comedian. What a change he has made. I used to hate this show. Now it's my favorite one.
Agreed. By the way, you're hot. ;)
@@dutchdna geez what r you 12?
it's Kimmel
"Kümmel"
Lol, I never thought about the heritage of his name before, but now I know.
(To everyone who doesn't speak German: it's the german word for cumin)
"I can do whatever I want"....His mantra, his psychological makeup. There it is, in a nutshell
More like, I'll do what I need to to save America. You know, the exact opposite of what you say.
@@sssssnake222
But that's not what Trump said. He specifically said "I'll do what(ever) I want" all those times, and the context was always about what he would do as president. Do you deny it? If Obama, either Bush, either Clinton, Reagan, Carter or any other U.S. president said that, you'd be fine with it? --J
@@sssssnake222 You're a minority.
@@jeyruff429 Do you take everything literally. I can't stand Trump, but I didn't take that comment literally.
@@da324 (Y0U'R3 L337 4 40UR5, 4 'DA23,4'-3V3R🖖)
Probably, I'm a nerd. 🤓 I'm working on myself.
Hey, if @jake hensley was being "agreeingly" sarcastic instead of mean, my reply could benefit someone else who would've made the same mistake. Maybe. ☮ --J
It must be taxing when all these lies and deceit catches up with you.
And scary too 😂 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣
Hello Michelle how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?
You tell ‘em Tim!
"Who needs studies when you have stories?"
I Love Jimmy Kimmel......... he is always so right in everything he says !!!! It is a pleasure to watch his clips !!!!