I wonder if pictures of the repaired and damaged sections of wall are allowed on Truth social. It would be a pity if it was flooded with damaged wall photos. It might annoy someone.
And yet for all of the ridicule and criticism Trump most certainly deserves, everything nationally and internationally is somehow worse in every way under Biden. It doesn’t make Trump not awful as a person; it just shows you how pathetic this administration is that they’re failing in every conceivable way and are desperately trying to switch their public image to garner support. Accordingly, now they suddenly don’t want to defund the police, masks are optional, and American made products are important to them again. Both parties are con artists.
God forbid, that would be such a shame! If it ever gets up and running they'd better watch out for that. Something tells me "Truth Social" is a misnomer, but his supporters will never know what that means, so no worries.
@@amostlyreasonableguy the consequences of one administration's actions is not seen immediately. As everyone points out the government moves slow so a year or 2 after something is passed it actually goes into affect. Well 2 years later people are blaming the current administration. Like if my old handyman fixed a hole in my wall and then it doesn't hold up a year later. I can't just blame my new handyman like " this would never have happened if my other guy was still here, oh wait he's the one that set this into motion"
I'd love to know who writes these hilarious breaks that illustrate whatever joke Jimmy's telling. For me they are always the highlight of the show and brilliant production as well.
Funny how the dead always come back to help the government cheat cause if this was true I come back and help the American citizens not the corrupt government DUH
... or the DOJ. trump committed treason over a year ago and the DOJ still hasn't taken any action against him or his high ranking GOP cohorts. yet, after just one complaint, the n. carolina dmv takes immediate action! treason? oh that can wait. but a fart license plate must be dealt with now! btw, i don't support her having that word on her license plate. but, there are more pressing issues at the moment.
@@karlysindy498 Karly thanks for taking the time to send your very sincere words. I would join Friends of Asheville Recreational Trails but I can't take the biting cold and snakes! 🤣👍
I knoooow!! I found her frigging adorable!! Also...although many criticize Jimmy Kimmel's comedic style, I think it's just different. My favorite's still Colbert but every now and then I keep coming back for some of these jokes as well :D :D
Imagine being so mad that a person has FART on their plates, that you choose to contact the DMV and complain enough that they do something. Jeez, that's a person who should take up knitting or something else that wastes a lot of their time but makes them feel accomplished...
Uh, yeah, give them giant, sharp, metal needles. Great, brilliant idea! Oh, and by the way... knitting actually makes things, as does crocheting. Blankets, afghans, sweaters, winter hats, scarves, baby toys, etc., all are easily made by knitting and crocheting. Just, you know, for your edification.
I remember reading about someone who got a plate that read LUVTOFU because she loved tofu, but then they took it back because they thought it meant...something else.
I watched a Central American family go through a new section of Trump's wall in 2019. They used a cheap cordless reciprocating saw. It took about two minutes.
Mr Damage It’s a cheap saw, only works on cheap border fences. As much as I hate to ease your concerns, your crappy house is safe…unless it’s made from by trump. Hey, what’s your real last name btw?
*Re: Fart Lady:* I've been to Ashville, NC a few years back, with my late buddy who was looking for property. I was totally surprised to see that they had a ton of vegan restaurants, art galleries and music festivals, etc. Blown away to learn that they had a very vibrant art scene and progressives. So, I am not surprised that they have such an awesome spirit like this beautiful, funny woman!
Ms Sindy 🌻 I reckon that those bunches of vegan restaurants etcetera are possibly responsible for fragrant warm breezes in your neighbourhood, and you desire to have that number plate, resolves that mystery, politely. I presume you have two of them. One in front as well. And a few spares, in case some passers-by are envious and help themselves from your truck. Regards from London 😷 🌈
@@outlawJosieFox The pricetag for President Trump's border wall has topped $11 billion or nearly $20 million a mile to become the most expensive wall of its kind anywhere in the world 😂😂
I am always nervous when they interview someone from NC but finally they found someone with a brain to put on national TV! And she actually had teeth too! Well done!
Because it's Asheville; I was born in NC and Asheville is the only city I would consider living in. It's small but it's seemingly where the rational minds of NC (outside of Academia) flock.
@@Jay-xh9dl South port NC is building up nice. It's a huge amount of people from NJ moving down there and buying lots and building a home. What's funny is they go to Asheville with their kids to swim so I take it you have nice lakes there
Karly Sindy...... Best news story I have heard in a long time, during these stinky times. Ironic ! We are laughing all the way up in Canada. You are Officially an Honorary Citizen of our great country ! Thank you. I know what my next Plate will read....
@@davidcross4815 I don't buy that...I understand that my information comes from the media...but using an unsecured server and mishandling top secret documents, and destroying evidence, seems like plenty to go on to me.
TRUE STORY: so speaking of license plates... my mom's name is Betsy Jan. And it just so happens that she has an affinity for "woodies"(if u don't know what a "woody" is, they were classic cars. usually station wagons with wooden panels along the doors & hatch, that were popular in the 1960's). Anyways, in 2001 my mom("BJ") decided to buy a purple 2000 PT Cruiser with wood paneling across the exterior. so of course, she got a personalized license plate that said: "BJS WOODY". Seriously! This is no lie! "B.J.'s Woody" ...what does that make u think? And the worst part of all was that my dad didn't have a very reliable car at the time so whenever he & i wanted to take a long drive anywhere, we had to take my mom's PT Cruiser. So here are two men driving down the highway(me in my 20's & my dad in his 50's) in a purple PT Cruiser with wood paneling & a license plate that essentially suggests we have a strong desire for blowjobs & erections. i hated that f*cking car so much
Imagine thinking someone who went bankrupt 6 times and tried 5 times to make 1 website, and failed every single time, is smart. Just. Wow. America is doomed.
Clutchyfinger: 6 CHAPTER 11 Reorganizations - are NOT the same as personal bankruptcies. He paid the debts back. The Trump Organization owned 500 COMPANIES. 6 Chapter 11s out of 500 companies is an excellent track record. Let's see YOU do better. As for 5 attempts at building a website. Have YOU ever designed a complex website? I have. It takes a lot of trial and error. Do you remember the "Obamacare Website Fiasco"? Apparently not.
Plus Trump’s a serial adulterer, a fraud University, has likely most lawsuits against him for variety cons and non payments.. he defied emoluments clause, had his kids shoved in WH without security clearance. That is a very tiny list of the horrible criminal Trump is! People are greedy who boosted him into power, or just subversive criminals themselves!
but, regardless, ... he's left our nation in such a diabolically dangerous and socially- divided state that it may be a decade or even longer before we are assured of our healthy survival!
As a Canadian, I strongly feel that one of Trump's most excellent ice rinks would have been more effective along the Southern border. Slipping on ice is no joke. Sorry.
Es Ben Zen I agree! Getting a ticket for farting is no laughing matter. And posting signs that say FARTING LIMIT… Adverts that remind drivers that “farting kills.” I agree, we should not make fun of farting.
Russia: Anyone who protests the war in the Ukraine is getting shipped to the front lines. Me: So you want to send a bunch of anti-war people INTO your army where they will no doubt be telling those same soldiers what's going on back home.....Now why does that sound familiar?
There is the story about the former professional Norwegian rally driver Petter Solberg where he was asked in English if what he was doing was dangerous. His English was anything but fluent and what came out was usually a mix of Norwegian and English. In this case he tried to downplay the issue by saying that it was not the speed but the impact that killed you. However in his words the meaning for the English speaking audience became something else. What he answered was : “ it is not the fart that kills you, it is the smell “. ‘’Fart”being the Norwegian word for speed and “smell” is a slang expression for impact or collision.🤠
The first time l traveled out of NY was to Ashville NC about 50 years ago and it was an adventure to say the least. This woman seems like a hoot and God bless her in her fight to keep that plate
I really thought that a guy was behind the "fart" plate, so refreshing it was a woman with a great sense of humor!! There may be hope for the future yet, lol.
He didn’t show someone used a belt and climbed it in 30sec. And the kids dropped from the wall. Also they forgot about the tunneling. Katt Williams made it hilarious. “Have you seen the tunnel for El Chapo?”
I’ve always assumed everyone who lives in Asheville is cool, but now I have proof. My wife and I visited a few years ago and loved it! I’d join FART if I lived there. I mean, I definitely am a friend of Asheville’s recreational trails.
I'm sure we should be able to join online since it's "Friends of ...." and it has a website ... I just hope she's collecting dues to cash in on her 5 minutes of .... making us all smile.
The best fudge come from Uranus. Seriously. I dodge touristy stuff, but i was in that building for nearly two hours. Their confections are heavenly, and their puns are endless
My husband and I would definitely have shown up for the FART meeting, me to support the trails. Since my husband will sometimes wake me in the middle of the night to fart and laugh would have come along just to giggle. He's a 61 year old kid...he's adorable actually. Sorry tmi
You know I’m honestly surprise about that license plate. About 20 years ago there was a camp that I would go to in Old Fort North Carolina. Now three years in a row the sign didn’t say old fort. Someone drew over it to say old fart. Now I haven’t been over there in almost 20 years but I can tell you in the three years every summer it said old fart. Ahh the memories.
He SAID happy birthday after pointing out that it was the day after his birthday, and everybody clapped! The kid was really pleased. Look, there's some Humanity, plus he didn't have to break the rhythm of his speech!
I found a way to send emails to Congress critters on their websites even tho I don't live in their districts and they restrict contacting them that way to their local constituents. Ask me how-to. It is easy.
We have CRAP plates around here. They don't seem to have a problem with "Cut Rate Auto Parts" 😊 And I'm sure you've seen the Powered by Crap bumper stickers to go with them.
What, exactly, is a “powerful wall”, and why would he put it somewhere that no one wants to get thru? Was it supposed to be around Mar-a-Lago? I can get with that…
@Mr. chicano Yeah I'm not sure how that happened either. I was born in Florence, SC and moved around in the south (WV, KY, VA, NC) I have spent most of my years in NC. So really don't know where my accent went.
The fun you could have with that DMV letter.. “My late grandfather had a condition and used to fart all the time. The license plates reminds me of him and keeps his memory alive. Please don’t take my grandfather away from me again.”
@Randy Phillips Why, so he can finish destroying democracy? Don't you think he came close enough already? Or, are you one of those that thinks trump cheerleading for Putin and kissing Putin's and Un's a$$ is okay. Very SAD.
It's insane...any one of us would be rotting in prison right now if we were charged with half of what the orange crayon did throughout his failed Presidency.
I'll believe it when " He who will not be named" is charged with a crime and is taken to court! So far he has not been charged, even though the evidence is mounting!! Good luck.
Trump revealed the evidence of his treason in public on Jan. 6, 2021. Apparently GUTLESS Garland and the FECKLESS DOJ buried their heads in the sand that day. Sleepy Joe- WAKE UP and get us a real prosecutor before it's too late.
Instead of interviewing the person with the FART license plate, I would have found it much more entertaining to watch an interview with the person who COMPLAINED about it.
@@dizzug4058 Karen is an understatement, who willingly contacts the DMV enough that they actually do something? Those 3 letters elicit yawns or a bulging vein to appear on most people's faces, it's never been a place anyone willingly goes to...
I don't know how anyone could forget that. I literally spent four years screaming, cursing, and pulling my own hair every single fcking time I listened to him speak. Not kidding.
@ Or we could point out the millions of childish or lacking class antics of the right wingnuts along with their inability to understand... just about everything. Their latest being "let's go brandon" It all started at a nascar race when the crowd started chanting. F---k Joe Biden while first time winner Brandon Brown was being interviewed. They initially thought the crowd was saying let's go brandon until it became clear what was actually said. Now that in and of itself is funny. But then the classless act of Republican rep Bill Posey ends his house floor speech with it and it became viral amongst both senate and house republicans to the point of ridiculousness. Some wearing masks in the capital depicting those words. Some wore baseball caps to work at the capital and Ted cruz I'm posing with a sign of the phrase at the world series. All those things being without any class or respect of the presidency itself and of course extremely childish. Then with the public taking it on using it In everything they said. It became boring and unoriginal just like the republicans themselves. Alas! Are we as a country forever doomed to mediocrity due to our republicans ignorance?
Why does it not surprise that Trump's choice of walls sucks... Oh, because of all of his other ventures that were clusterf-cks... How anyone can believe what he says blows me away, but I do give him props for being a great grifter. ☹️
Honestly, who actually thought that there was a chance that he would stand WITH his supporters for that? He doesn't fight with people, he only knows how to send people to fight FOR him.
I love Jimmy Kimmel and thank you for being here for the last what’s six years of this insanity with Donald Trump and thank you to the writers of the show and everybody connected with the show.
Jimmy Kimmel has a strange unhealthy obsession with Donald Trump, dude ain't even president anymore and Kimmel constantly talks about him. And I say this as a person who doesn't like Trump.
No it’s “Virtually” 100% effective, you have to put those virtual reality goggles on, and then you can’t get past, because you can’t see anything, Trump Apps don’t work. And thats the whole “Truth”.
"We're building a wall. It's going to be a wall. Nobody's going through my wall. Trump builds walls. I build walls." That might very well be the Trumpiest of Trump quotes.
I wonder if pictures of the repaired and damaged sections of wall are allowed on Truth social. It would be a pity if it was flooded with damaged wall photos. It might annoy someone.
And yet for all of the ridicule and criticism Trump most certainly deserves, everything nationally and internationally is somehow worse in every way under Biden. It doesn’t make Trump not awful as a person; it just shows you how pathetic this administration is that they’re failing in every conceivable way and are desperately trying to switch their public image to garner support. Accordingly, now they suddenly don’t want to defund the police, masks are optional, and American made products are important to them again. Both parties are con artists.
What's a real pitty is that the fruckers in office now won't repair any damage to the wall. It's needs to be kept up ... morons
@@amostlyreasonableguy "I'm not a Trump supporter, I just repeat bs GOP talking points and call myself 'reasonable'."
God forbid, that would be such a shame! If it ever gets up and running they'd better watch out for that. Something tells me "Truth Social" is a misnomer, but his supporters will never know what that means, so no worries.
@@amostlyreasonableguy the consequences of one administration's actions is not seen immediately. As everyone points out the government moves slow so a year or 2 after something is passed it actually goes into affect. Well 2 years later people are blaming the current administration.
Like if my old handyman fixed a hole in my wall and then it doesn't hold up a year later. I can't just blame my new handyman like " this would never have happened if my other guy was still here, oh wait he's the one that set this into motion"
I asked my friend what it was like to live in Russia. He said he couldn't complain...
Putin wont let him.
Good one!
Great joke!
@@ralphchristianson that's the joke...
Like yakov Smirnoff said
In America you go to party
In Russia party cones for you
I'd love to know who writes these hilarious breaks that illustrate whatever joke Jimmy's telling. For me they are always the highlight of the show and brilliant production as well.
Lock him up !! Lock him up !! ALREADY !
its insane how much stricter the DMV is than our congress.
Facts
If only trump was trying to get a licence, he'd probably be in jail by now
Higher IQ too
Funny how the dead always come back to help the government cheat cause if this was true I come back and help the American citizens not the corrupt government DUH
... or the DOJ. trump committed treason over a year ago and the DOJ still hasn't taken any action against him or his high ranking GOP cohorts. yet, after just one complaint, the n. carolina dmv takes immediate action! treason? oh that can wait. but a fart license plate must be dealt with now!
btw, i don't support her having that word on her license plate. but, there are more pressing issues at the moment.
Jimmy you have a great show keep calling them out you’re a great man.👍🏾
Great show always!
Ms, Cindy has a great smile and a great sense of humor. We need a story like that to help counteract all the bad. Kudos to her.
My fellow North Carolinian seems like a fun person
Thank you and agreed! I've been so thrilled to be a part of something that brings so many smiles to so many faces.
@@jamesgoines7663 I try not to take myself too seriously. =)
@@karlysindy498 Karly thanks for taking the time to send your very sincere words.
I would join Friends of Asheville Recreational Trails but I can't take the biting cold and snakes! 🤣👍
I knoooow!! I found her frigging adorable!! Also...although many criticize Jimmy Kimmel's comedic style, I think it's just different. My favorite's still Colbert but every now and then I keep coming back for some of these jokes as well :D :D
Imagine being so mad that a person has FART on their plates, that you choose to contact the DMV and complain enough that they do something. Jeez, that's a person who should take up knitting or something else that wastes a lot of their time but makes them feel accomplished...
Take up knitting? 🤣
Yeah they really do need to.
Karen strikes again
Probably someone who took it as a subliminal message, tried to obey and wound up with a shart instead.
LMAO, Thanks
Uh, yeah, give them giant, sharp, metal needles. Great, brilliant idea!
Oh, and by the way... knitting actually makes things, as does crocheting. Blankets, afghans, sweaters, winter hats, scarves, baby toys, etc., all are easily made by knitting and crocheting. Just, you know, for your edification.
I personally wouldn’t order that license plate but imagine how miserable you have to be to file an official complaint about it 🤦🏻♀️.
Seriously.
I remember reading about someone who got a plate that read LUVTOFU because she loved tofu, but then they took it back because they thought it meant...something else.
I’m sorry my message wasn’t about license plate.
I remember when Yona Shimmel used to be funny. That was before he was diagnosed with Trump derangement syndrome.
@@JG-im3xv weird comment, but ok...
I watched a Central American family go through a new section of Trump's wall in 2019. They used a cheap cordless reciprocating saw. It took about two minutes.
@Mr Damage One doesn't necessitate the other.
@Mr Damage big difference between breaking
Last year Arizona had a horrible rain storm that made a part of the wall collapse! 😂
@Mr Damage like we dont have any here in the USA. Domestic
Mr Damage
It’s a cheap saw, only works on cheap border fences. As much as I hate to ease your concerns, your crappy house is safe…unless it’s made from by trump. Hey, what’s your real last name btw?
Bunker "Mushroom" Bonespurs. He should consider doing a deal with the devil and buy a guitar.
The devil owns his soul already. 👿👿👿
Not AT ALL what I expected the person that bought a "FART" license plate would look like.. Pleasantly surprised!
“Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”
- Eric Trump
I wish I could be a fly on the wall in he T**** household right now- where’s the money Lebowski?!
They weren’t getting help from Russia for nothing in return
can we have all those russian condos in trump towers confiscated?
and donated to a homeless veterans' association?
Hahahaha that wall is fkn hilarious 😆😂😭
@@oldrrocr Specifically, they should be donated to a homeless-aid organization that helps homeless People of Color & Veterans.
North Carolina both smelt the license plate, and dealt it. I'm pretty sure under international law, that means no backsies.
*Re: Fart Lady:*
I've been to Ashville, NC a few years back, with my late buddy who was looking for property. I was totally surprised to see that they had a ton of vegan restaurants, art galleries and music festivals, etc. Blown away to learn that they had a very vibrant art scene and progressives. So, I am not surprised that they have such an awesome spirit like this beautiful, funny woman!
Ashville is the Austin/Portland of North Carolina.
Asheville is a blue city in a red state....
Yes! It's a great place! Thank you for the kind words!
Ms Sindy 🌻
I reckon that those bunches of vegan restaurants etcetera are possibly responsible for fragrant warm breezes in your neighbourhood, and you desire to have that number plate, resolves that mystery, politely.
I presume you have two of them. One in front as well. And a few spares, in case some passers-by are envious and help themselves from your truck.
Regards from London 😷 🌈
All the major cities in NC are like that
HOW COULD THEY TRY TO REVOKE THE PLATE?!
It’s beautiful.
The bigger question, what loser not only got upset about it, but then went to the effort to voluntarily contact the DMV to make a complaint?
@@gloomyblackfur399 It's North Carolina. Outside of Asheville and the Research Triangle, it's got a very high density of reactionary old farts.
Anyone can get through the wall, they have ladders in place to crawl right over it. The wall is a joke.
The F.A.R.T girl is everything. Made me so happy. What a great sense of humor!
Exactly. Hope more fart girls out there go on and presavier. Go in girl ❤️
4Art!
I imagine her new "club" has fun too!
And a young 11 year old girl claimed the wall in about 2 minutes.
How were people taken in by trump. I still find it hard to understand how anyone thought he was fit for public office.
Kimberly Guilfoyle Just been subpoenaed.
"THE BEST IS YET TO COME"
-Kimberly Guilfoyle
Prison for her raising 2million for Jan 6th and made a speech.
I love how it’s the sweet FART license plate lady who helped me regain my hope for humanity.
Yes! Me too! This has been magical to be a part of. It seems to bring out the best in people! We all need some child-like silliness in our lives!
u need to get out of the basement
Thank you Jimmy, you are helping us all cope.
So... that Chinese comedian dude was right. "Walls don't work. Trust me. We built one. And now it's just a tourist attraction." 😆 🤣 😂
Trump is such a f******, I guarantee you his wall wouldn't even cut it as a tourist attraction....
lmfaoo
How much did that cost the American people while social services were cut at the same time?
@@outlawJosieFox The pricetag for President Trump's border wall has topped $11 billion or nearly $20 million a mile to become the most expensive wall of its kind anywhere in the world 😂😂
@@LuisLopez2 have you seen it
The only 'fool proof' is it proves what a fool he was.
JUST LIKE TURD BIDEN?
@@wdmulanaxjr what does Biden have to do with trumptards failure wall 🤣🤣🤣
@@wdmulanaxjr 👈🐑 KEEP THESE BETA MAGA KKKLOWNS CRYING DAILY
LOL
@@wdmulanaxjr you evidently wouldn't know a good man if your tripped over them, lol
She is a bright, pretty woman with a GREAT sense of humor.
Man, If I ever needed a laugh, it was today.
Thank you, fart-joke lady!
Kanye is an OJ waiting to happen, I hope he either gets the help he needs or goes back on his meds
It! Already happened, in a clay version video. Hoping it stops there. BTW, he didn't deserve Kim! Neither does Pete!
He needs friends. Homies
BiPolar-schizophrenia. Somewhat similar to Tom Cruise's condition I believe.
@@mungodegrijalva822 She's some kind of prize?
Birds of a feather and all that.
This is just like when tRUMP ran for president. Nobody cared until it too f*ck^ing late.😉
I am always nervous when they interview someone from NC but finally they found someone with a brain to put on national TV! And she actually had teeth too! Well done!
Must have spent a long time searching for that
Because it's Asheville; I was born in NC and Asheville is the only city I would consider living in. It's small but it's seemingly where the rational minds of NC (outside of Academia) flock.
. .. ... "actually had teeth .... " , Ba ha ha ha ha ha aaa ...
We actually have a surprising amount of teeth here...🤓
@@Jay-xh9dl
South port NC is building up nice. It's a huge amount of people from NJ moving down there and buying lots and building a home. What's funny is they go to Asheville with their kids to swim so I take it you have nice lakes there
Karly Sindy...... Best news story I have heard in a long time, during these stinky times. Ironic ! We are laughing all the way up in Canada. You are Officially an Honorary Citizen of our great country ! Thank you. I know what my next Plate will read....
Why isn't Trump behind bars,he needs to have his freedom in his favorite orange suit.
US Legal system. Punishes the innocent and rewards the rich, corrupt politicians.
Because in this shithole country laws only apply to the poor
Same thing is asked about the Clintons...
@@xbpbat21x unfortunately for the " right " there is nothing to charge the Clinton's with.
@@davidcross4815 I don't buy that...I understand that my information comes from the media...but using an unsecured server and mishandling top secret documents, and destroying evidence, seems like plenty to go on to me.
Lock him up
What are they waiting for? Lock him up!!
TRUE STORY: so speaking of license plates... my mom's name is Betsy Jan. And it just so happens that she has an affinity for "woodies"(if u don't know what a "woody" is, they were classic cars. usually station wagons with wooden panels along the doors & hatch, that were popular in the 1960's). Anyways, in 2001 my mom("BJ") decided to buy a purple 2000 PT Cruiser with wood paneling across the exterior. so of course, she got a personalized license plate that said: "BJS WOODY". Seriously! This is no lie! "B.J.'s Woody" ...what does that make u think? And the worst part of all was that my dad didn't have a very reliable car at the time so whenever he & i wanted to take a long drive anywhere, we had to take my mom's PT Cruiser. So here are two men driving down the highway(me in my 20's & my dad in his 50's) in a purple PT Cruiser with wood paneling & a license plate that essentially suggests we have a strong desire for blowjobs & erections.
i hated that f*cking car so much
Toooo funny....
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the laugh! 🤣
Hilarious 😂❤
A VERY POWERFUL WALL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The greatest wall you have ever seen
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
..." nobody is getting through my wall ... expect for everybody ..."
And as for the "Fart" plate tell the DMV that it makes people smile !
Mexico must build good walls.
I think you meant to say except, not expect.
Love the Fart plate! She s so happy and seems like such a fun person!
She has inspired me to get a Washington State license plate to honor the South Lake Union Trolley.
@alphabrainwave 😂😂😂
ROFL!? 🤣
Couldn't agree with you more....Milania ....if that's her real name.....is a Russian agent
OM.. can't wait to see it.
Good one
Imagine thinking someone who went bankrupt 6 times and tried 5 times to make 1 website, and failed every single time, is smart. Just. Wow. America is doomed.
Clutchyfinger: 6 CHAPTER 11 Reorganizations - are NOT the same as personal bankruptcies. He paid the debts back. The Trump Organization owned 500 COMPANIES. 6 Chapter 11s out of 500 companies is an excellent track record. Let's see YOU do better. As for 5 attempts at building a website. Have YOU ever designed a complex website? I have. It takes a lot of trial and error. Do you remember the "Obamacare Website Fiasco"? Apparently not.
Plus Trump’s a serial adulterer, a fraud University, has likely most lawsuits against him for variety cons and non payments.. he defied emoluments clause, had his kids shoved in WH without security clearance. That is a very tiny list of the horrible criminal Trump is!
People are greedy who boosted him into power, or just subversive criminals themselves!
@@nuwavedave I am sure you know that you don't understand most of what you wrote. So stop copy pasting crap.
@@coolwater55 Don’t forget the ‘grab them by the ’ quote. That was before he was elected. Just wtf.
@Ameri Color fool lolol
Jimmy never disapoints
Imagine that dangerous clown once lived in the WH. A stark reminder of how close we all have gotten from a total catastrophe.
Compared to Biden. Lol.
but, regardless, ... he's left our nation in such a diabolically dangerous and socially- divided state that it may be a decade or even longer before we are assured of our healthy survival!
Calling him a dangerous clown is insulting. To Pennywise !
You vote potato head did you.
@@robertzeleznik8124 Some clowns are more dangerous than others.
Benjamin Franklin wrote a book called Fart Proudly. She can say she's quoting a founding father 💜
in praise of older women who fart proudly was his full treatise
Founding farter! 💩😏
Hello Suzan how are you doing today.
Our founding farters were a bunch of rich white slave owners who refused to pay taxes. Look at far we have come. They pay the slaves now.
Adore the FART plate and that lovely woman needs to be on the show more often
She’s wonderful
Can you Imagine a 77 year old Grandmother who was arrested for protesting the war in Ukraine being shipped over to fight ridiculous.
She'd fight about as well as the rest of the Russian Army.
As a Canadian, I strongly feel that one of Trump's most excellent ice rinks would have been more effective along the Southern border. Slipping on ice is no joke.
Sorry.
@@ehpa9047p
Imagine the stupid people that believe These stories coming from the corrupt media @ actors, i hope Trump leave Jimmy for last 😳
@@markr9193 The only thing Trump will have the ability "leave for last" by 2024 is a KFC moist towelette.
Her license plate makes old people smile and 7 year old boys all across NC giggle. Perfect!
Fart means speed in danish … It's not funny!
Does she have an old truck? Because that would be really appropriate that it would be an old fart!
It's the south, very few men matured mentally past 7 or they wouldn't need their trucks and guns to make them feel like adults...
Lies again? Fart For Fire
Es Ben Zen
I agree! Getting a ticket for farting is no laughing matter. And posting signs that say FARTING LIMIT…
Adverts that remind drivers that “farting kills.” I agree, we should not make fun of farting.
I've been in construction for 42 years. I've never heard of a "powerful" wall.
Dude, it a transformer. Walldorfer
Russia: Anyone who protests the war in the Ukraine is getting shipped to the front lines.
Me: So you want to send a bunch of anti-war people INTO your army where they will no doubt be telling those same soldiers what's going on back home.....Now why does that sound familiar?
I saw a clip of an elderly survivor of the siege of Leningrad being arrested for protesting the war, I hope she does not get sent to the front.
That was my thoughts.
@Herbie hancock. ya because thats the same thing.
@Herbie hancock. Bad bot
Won't those people just give up and hand over all their equipment.
For the Russian version of IKEA I was choking on my food while eating. Tears of joy....thank you.
Were you choking on beetballs?
Jimmy you're sick! 😂😂😂😂
Love it!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Don't stop!
She is far more charming, quick-witted, and articulate than I imagined someone who made their truck a fart joke would be.
Don't judge a book by it's cover! =)
Go to Asheville. Learn.
I may be in love, lol.
We are pretty well read in A'ville. Don't let our congressman mislead you.
It's always good when people can surprise you in a positive way
The woman with the fart license plate could tell the authorities that fart is the Norwegian word for speed.
You have no authority here Rune Dahl Weaver!
I said drive FARTER!
There is the story about the former professional Norwegian rally driver Petter Solberg where he was asked in English if what he was doing was dangerous. His English was anything but fluent and what came out was usually a mix of Norwegian and English. In this case he tried to downplay the issue by saying that it was not the speed but the impact that killed you. However in his words the meaning for the English speaking audience became something else. What he answered was : “ it is not the fart that kills you, it is the smell “. ‘’Fart”being the Norwegian word for speed and “smell” is a slang expression for impact or collision.🤠
@@runedahl1477 👍🤣💨
I feel the need for fart!
As always excellent
I thought Jimmy was going to say we are ‘behind you’ all the way. 💨
The license plate is fine. After all, it is located right next to the exhaust pipe😀
The first time l traveled out of NY was to Ashville NC about 50 years ago and it was an adventure to say the least. This woman seems like a hoot and God bless her in her fight to keep that plate
This Tesla driver agrees...
It also means Fleet Air Refueling Team.
Yay! Go Asheville ! She was fun, happy , well spoken and made a FART plate seem kinda classy. I applaud her ! May the trail club flourish❤️
I hope she uses the special hardware to attach those plates ...very high risk of getting stolen
Lovely Lady 👍
I really thought that a guy was behind the "fart" plate, so refreshing it was a woman with a great sense of humor!! There may be hope for the future yet, lol.
Hello Teresina how are you doing today.
Since its a woman its ok???
@@jasonjackamill7745 Pretty sure you missed the point of the comment. And no, I'm not gonna explain it to you
Set
@@davel9514 please do she said I thought that a guy was behind it, so refreshing it was a woman
Ms.Cindy’s smile is infectious and her sense of humor is the coolest.
FENCE! It's a FENCE!
He didn’t show someone used a belt and climbed it in 30sec. And the kids dropped from the wall. Also they forgot about the tunneling. Katt Williams made it hilarious. “Have you seen the tunnel for El Chapo?”
Good point----- it's a fence.
@@martavillanueva1062 it was that, build that wall, we’re going to build it on the border of Colorado 😂
I’ve always assumed everyone who lives in Asheville is cool, but now I have proof. My wife and I visited a few years ago and loved it! I’d join FART if I lived there. I mean, I definitely am a friend of Asheville’s recreational trails.
I'm sure we should be able to join online since it's "Friends of ...." and it has a website ... I just hope she's collecting dues to cash in on her 5 minutes of .... making us all smile.
@@colinwalker1773 Hi, how are you today?
The best fudge come from Uranus. Seriously. I dodge touristy stuff, but i was in that building for nearly two hours. Their confections are heavenly, and their puns are endless
OMG Jimmi this one of your best shows ever. I allmost phessed myself laughing.
Lol phessed?
Really?
My husband and I would definitely have shown up for the FART meeting, me to support the trails. Since my husband will sometimes wake me in the middle of the night to fart and laugh would have come along just to giggle. He's a 61 year old kid...he's adorable actually. Sorry tmi
Hello Judy how are you doing today.
You know I’m honestly surprise about that license plate. About 20 years ago there was a camp that I would go to in Old Fort North Carolina. Now three years in a row the sign didn’t say old fort. Someone drew over it to say old fart. Now I haven’t been over there in almost 20 years but I can tell you in the three years every summer it said old fart. Ahh the memories.
Hahaha that’s too funny 😁
@@lizpedano1542 For sure.🤘☺️😆
Great stuff 👍😊
She really said he should of stopped the speech to sing happy bday, to show humanity lol! Fox "news" never fails at stupidity
What about when hannity freaked out over Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a burger!
@@northerngm6431 🤣 They reach SO FAR to complain about nonsense
Boobert and MTG would probably hum 'The Death March' instead!
He SAID happy birthday after pointing out that it was the day after his birthday, and everybody clapped! The kid was really pleased. Look, there's some Humanity, plus he didn't have to break the rhythm of his speech!
@Daren Halfpenny broburt looks like she "hums" a lot; look at those teeth, she could eat an apple through a picket fence!
You are on this council, we grant you the rank of master.
I live just south of Asheville in Saluda. I would love to come to your next FART meeting!
I thought Mexico was paying for that wall? 🤔
Mexico took all the metal and got money for the scraps lol 😆
Mexican president told him to F-off.
I’ll betcha that when she drives around & people see her FART plate, they don’t honk at her, but they “toot” at her!
Karly, you're awesome! Thanks, Jimmy, for bringing us the most important news!
The FART segment was one of the greatest segments I've seen.
Trump: "Nobody can get through the wall I build." Like every comment Trump has made, the opposite of what he's saying is almost always the truth. LOL!
I heard the Kool Aid Guy broke thru a couple times 😳
Why do they keep calling it a "wall"?
It's a fence.
I'm trying so hard to find one sentence of his which was true and... I give up!
@@outlawbillionairez9780 hahahaha lmao 😂
oh yeah bc biden didn't literally just go on saying fund the police after everyone who voted for him wanted to defund them. hmmmmm.
I found a way to send emails to Congress critters on their websites even tho I don't live in their districts and they restrict contacting them that way to their local constituents. Ask me how-to. It is easy.
Good to know about the wall. Wonder why this hasn't been on the news before
In the 90s, I had the plate FAAQUE in California. I said I was a pilot, and the plate referred to a taxi-holding pattern.
We have CRAP plates around here. They don't seem to have a problem with "Cut Rate Auto Parts" 😊
And I'm sure you've seen the Powered by Crap bumper stickers to go with them.
“15 million dollar doggy door”🤣🤣🤣🤣
What, exactly, is a “powerful wall”, and why would he put it somewhere that no one wants to get thru? Was it supposed to be around Mar-a-Lago?
I can get with that…
Pretty sure it's obvious people want to get through it. Lmao
It was originally going to be built at the southern border of Colorado.
It was always a cluster-f bc he lets more undoc in for his sex/drug trade than anyone else!! Hope the MAGAts figure it out one day!!
With trump sure it's impossible to get through....for him. He wouldn't have a clue on how to use a handsaw.
@@gigisasz4580 They won’t figure it out.
I didn't think anything could make me smile at this gruesome and depressing time, but the FART lady definitely did it!
@Mr. chicano Yeah I'm not sure how that happened either. I was born in Florence, SC and moved around in the south (WV, KY, VA, NC) I have spent most of my years in NC. So really don't know where my accent went.
awesome! so glad to hear it! we all need some child-like silliness in our lives right now!
This is too funny. I would laugh-cry if I saw that driving in front of me.
Laughing at facts seems childish to me.
That and the partial list of words not allowed! 🤣
The fun you could have with that DMV letter.. “My late grandfather had a condition and used to fart all the time. The license plates reminds me of him and keeps his memory alive. Please don’t take my grandfather away from me again.”
Everyone farts In one form or another!!!
Sad to think it takes over a year to get enough evidence to convict....for something the entire world watched live while it was happening.
What inspiration for the youth of today..
@Randy Phillips Vote BLUE always unless you want a Putin wannabe back in America !!!
@Randy Phillips Why, so he can finish destroying democracy? Don't you think he came close enough already? Or, are you one of those that thinks trump cheerleading for Putin and kissing Putin's and Un's a$$ is okay. Very SAD.
It's insane...any one of us would be rotting in prison right now if we were charged with half of what the orange crayon did throughout his failed Presidency.
Everything is good until there's bad stuff for sure!
He never mentioned their tunnel building skills.
I'll believe it when " He who will not be named" is charged with a crime and is taken to court! So far he has not been charged, even though the evidence is mounting!! Good luck.
If you or I did ONE thing Trump has gotten away with, JAIL TIME!
Trump revealed the evidence of his treason in public on Jan. 6, 2021. Apparently GUTLESS Garland and the FECKLESS DOJ buried their heads in the sand that day. Sleepy Joe- WAKE UP and get us a real prosecutor before it's too late.
Not sure how she squeezed that plate out, but I guess it wasn't quietly.
🤣
Let FART be free
Boy what a gas that was.
The last clip is the best clip, thanks Jimmy
Instead of interviewing the person with the FART license plate, I would have found it much more entertaining to watch an interview with the person who COMPLAINED about it.
haha! me too!
listening to another karen complain about their feelers being hurt would make me want to fart
Maybe equally as entertaining...she was delightful.
@@dizzug4058 Karen is an understatement, who willingly contacts the DMV enough that they actually do something? Those 3 letters elicit yawns or a bulging vein to appear on most people's faces, it's never been a place anyone willingly goes to...
Both
where did all the money for the wall go?
there MUST be some accounting for it (even if made up)
Ask Steve Bannon, him and a few cohorts stole millions from trump sycophants.
Jimmy you're brilliant
Well, of course, we witnessed it in real time! What has taken so long?
Almost forgot donald’s absolute inability to form a normal sentence.
I don't know how anyone could forget that. I literally spent four years screaming, cursing, and pulling my own hair every single fcking time I listened to him speak. Not kidding.
@ yeah, none of them were ever in charge of a country were they?
@ Or we could point out the millions of childish or lacking class antics of the right wingnuts along with their inability to understand... just about everything. Their latest being "let's go brandon"
It all started at a nascar race when the crowd started chanting. F---k Joe Biden while first time winner Brandon Brown was being interviewed. They initially thought the crowd was saying let's go brandon until it became clear what was actually said. Now that in and of itself is funny.
But then the classless act of Republican rep Bill Posey ends his house floor speech with it and it became viral amongst both senate and house republicans to the point of ridiculousness. Some wearing masks in the capital depicting those words. Some wore baseball caps to work at the capital and Ted cruz I'm posing with a sign of the phrase at the world series. All those things being without any class or respect of the presidency itself and of course extremely childish. Then with the public taking it on using it In everything they said. It became boring and unoriginal just like the republicans themselves.
Alas! Are we as a country forever doomed to mediocrity due to our republicans ignorance?
@Rondo James you haven’t been paying attention.
Yeah Biden is super cohesive
Stunning. One complaint and the DMV goes nuts.
Why does it not surprise that Trump's choice of walls sucks... Oh, because of all of his other ventures that were clusterf-cks... How anyone can believe what he says blows me away, but I do give him props for being a great grifter. ☹️
who cares? mexico payed for it anyway :P
@@ShortFuseFighting ha! Nice
Biden got the world on a blink of a world War and you are talking about Trump?liberalism is a real mental disorder
@@ShortFuseFighting and Biden got the world on a blink of world War
Trump greatest president of our lifetime.PERIOD
The wall was 'fool proof'? Apparently it never faced a fool like trump, lol.
So you think Biden is a sane right minded individual? Just wondering
Ya im curious your thoughts as well..
@@bluegrip3007 They never mentioned Biden.....
@@TD1237 you’re the problem.
Love the Don Jr joke!
Notice trump's leaked schedule didn't have a time slot for "walking down to the capitol with protesters"?
Honestly, who actually thought that there was a chance that he would stand WITH his supporters for that? He doesn't fight with people, he only knows how to send people to fight FOR him.
Notice skyrocketing prices on everything ,notice Biden hasn't been to the Border with record illegal?
@@ericklaus3972 notice how no one from the white house is wearing a jacket at the border that says "I REALLY DON'T CARE... DO U"
@@ericklaus3972
You should notice that when you use Whataboutism you are completely lacking a logical response
@@Repdem logically!! Whataboutism is a made up word
I love Jimmy Kimmel and thank you for being here for the last what’s six years of this insanity with Donald Trump and thank you to the writers of the show and everybody connected with the show.
Jimmy Kimmel has a strange unhealthy obsession with Donald Trump, dude ain't even president anymore and Kimmel constantly talks about him. And I say this as a person who doesn't like Trump.
@@gunnar8798 Because he’s still in the news. He’s being investigated.
He should be talking about the Clinton foundation child traffickers 🤦♂️
@@RogerPeet bahahaha sure pal. Make believe hour is over 🙅♂️😂🤣
Why would he talk about that made up bullish!t?
HONESTY... 2022. THX , Michael...
“It’s almost 100 percent effective” 🤣🤣🤣 If by “100 percent” you really mean “not at all” I’d have to agree
No it’s “Virtually” 100% effective, you have to put those virtual reality goggles on, and then you can’t get past, because you can’t see anything, Trump Apps don’t work. And thats the whole “Truth”.
It's as effective as a degree from Trump University ! lol
@@edwardfletcher7790 lol. His whole life has been about scamming people
"We're building a wall. It's going to be a wall. Nobody's going through my wall. Trump builds walls. I build walls."
That might very well be the Trumpiest of Trump quotes.
Trimp bankrupt companies
trump ( bunker boy ) :
--- An impenetrable Powerful wall folks!! 👌🤡
Mexicans:
---- Hold my Cerveza 🍺😎
Trump won hands.
That's great!!! Love it!!😆
Didn’t the wind blow over part of the wall as well