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  • @Charley070
    @Charley070 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6025

    Having a camera for your living room for the sole purpose of being able to disprove an assault claim, is the BIGGEST red flag I’ve ever seen. Normal people don’t think like that.

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +171

      Like H U H

    • @darthstarfire
      @darthstarfire 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

      Maybe he had a negative experience with women claiming something happened that didn’t. Maybe think about why people view things this way or ask idk

    • @hospitable_ghost
      @hospitable_ghost 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@darthstarfireMen are more likely to be sexually assaulted themselves than to be falsely accused of ANYTHING so maybe sit down and shut the fuck up.

    • @QuincyJacobs-i8h
      @QuincyJacobs-i8h 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +236

      That's some Diddy stuff it's not for security it's for home movies

    • @casuallydelulu
      @casuallydelulu 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +524

      @@darthstarfirebffr dude the amount of false accusations in comparison to sa cases is so insignificant 😭😭😭 only sex offenders are worried about that

  • @scottydog6713
    @scottydog6713 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2762

    that expense report is killing me man. hes not giving girlfriend advice, hes giving sugar baby advice 😭 while not even hitting sugar baby expenses tbqh

    • @redfrog1628
      @redfrog1628 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

      Exactly. What's sad is that I see dudes online saying women are all about money, looks, stuff like that, and I'm willing to bet it's because of guys like this peddling "knowledge".

    • @Pocket_Sized_Satan
      @Pocket_Sized_Satan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      Self fulfilling prophecy

    • @jkutiye87
      @jkutiye87 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      ​@@redfrog1628as someone who used to be a pick-me, they only like "women who are after their money".

    • @redfrog1628
      @redfrog1628 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @jkutiye87 yeah, I've tried telling them that but they didn't wanna hear it. That's when you know they're deep in the stew.

    • @urinelover1428
      @urinelover1428 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      @@jkutiye87 fr the shock after you jump through all these hoops to appear "one of the good ones" to guys like this just to find out they don't even want girls like you hahah what an embarrassing time of my life

  • @ninastacey
    @ninastacey 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2691

    paying a guy to hit on your girlfriend via DM is crazy. SELLING that service is even crazier

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      toxic and genius lol

    • @joelleash8873
      @joelleash8873 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

      I’ve seen this girl on TikTok live who FaceTimes girls’ boyfriends/husbands to test their loyalty. It’s highly entertaining but also sad

    • @Alicest.
      @Alicest. 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      Yeah, it's kind of genius. If a guy is seriously considering doing something like hiring his "services", the relationship is long dead already, if it was ever anything more than a status for both parties at all

    • @chocolatedoughnut1305
      @chocolatedoughnut1305 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      The amount of insecurity required to want to pay someone to test their partners loyalty is insane but like if you’re gonna do it you could find someone on instagram to do it for like $10 lol

    • @QuincyJacobs-i8h
      @QuincyJacobs-i8h 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He's trying to get money the only way his immature mind can think ok

  • @betterbaulball
    @betterbaulball 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2377

    "I'm sorry honey, that chocolate bar you just bought brings us over my 200 dollar a week date expenses. Sadly this arrangement is no longer profitable for me, and unfortunately I will have to let you go. If you don't mind filling out a survey about your experience that'd be great!"

    • @ShallowVA
      @ShallowVA 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

      Dating, but make it Shark Tank

    • @24shineon
      @24shineon วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      Imagine having a $200 limit in this grocery economy 😭

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@24shineon I dunno, Caleb Hammer says it is possible to have a meal prep plan for $300 per month for one person, but even assuming a bit less care and time (since the $300 limit is for people in really bad situations), it should still be way lower than $800 per month? (I myself can't tell since I don't live in USA). Though it seems to be about a date, and that's a different thing than normal groceries.

    • @24shineon
      @24shineon 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@tymondabrowski12 it’s definitely possible it’s just sometimes more difficult depending on the stores near you and the ingredients you need, it varies by household for sure

  • @MrRobot-jb5tI
    @MrRobot-jb5tI 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3795

    Imagine breaking down dating costs like it’s a business expense. Can I write this off on my taxes?

    • @Valorian6167
      @Valorian6167 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      Not until marriage 😂

    • @donywahlberg
      @donywahlberg 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      These are the people we thought the people who split checks were

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      “Someone help me budget this my girlfriend is dying.”

    • @sillyxoxo
      @sillyxoxo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      i write down my divorces as business trips so yes

    • @ked49
      @ked49 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Depends, you a politician? If not no, if so yes(and you also get paid)

  • @FirstNameBunchANumbers
    @FirstNameBunchANumbers 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1233

    27:16 I appreciate Jarvis mentioning positive stereotypes are harmful too. Hearing comments about "Asians being smart" makes individual Asians who don't view themselves as smart feel bad, "positive" comments about being skinny makes ppl feel like they have to stay skinny to be liked etc

    • @gaywalllbiter
      @gaywalllbiter 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      I think it's called "benevolent racism" if u want to find more about this topic :-)

    • @GYAXA
      @GYAXA 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      This phenomenon is often called model minority stereotyping :)

    • @Fen_Fox
      @Fen_Fox 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +94

      on a somewhat similar note, the positive stereotypes regarding east asian appearances bc of the growing popularity of stuff like kpop and k or c dramas is very uncomfortable to read/hear as an east asian. I've read/heard stuff like "All east asian people are skinny and have spotless skin." Every time I just feel so uncomfortable bc I'm overweight, and struggle with losing weight bc of health problems. I've also struggled with acne for forever, and know many other east asians who deal with the same. It just rubs me the wrong way when people lump all east asians as all being the same, whether it be a positive or negative stereotype.

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

      Hey this is so off topic but I actually really appreciate you using the example of positive feedback on being skinny still being harmful in particular. Getting praised for being skinny as a kid led to me having issues with disordered eating as a teen, and this is the first time I’ve seen anyone validate that it’s bad. So yeah I can definitely second that positive stereotypes are still not a good thing

    • @XYZ-kb3mm
      @XYZ-kb3mm 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      As someone with an ED, this is so true, even though I of course enjoy the compliments, it makes you notice how you don’t get them anymore when you’re recovering. No insults even necessary to show me that you prefer me less now that I’m “recovered.”

  • @leer3394
    @leer3394 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1833

    I tell myself every day “im gold, im premium” and it helps me get through the day

    • @QueenIsma
      @QueenIsma 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Same❤😂

    • @Mark_Goddin
      @Mark_Goddin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      You ARE gold! And Premium!

    • @kamilsc8235
      @kamilsc8235 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      GOOOOOLD!!!!

    • @thillirrr6579
      @thillirrr6579 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      We are gold. We are premium. Once upon a time on a small (obviously very flat and not at all 3 dimensionally spherical) world far far away...

    • @leximichelle6022
      @leximichelle6022 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I hear a faint “GOOOOOOLD!” In my mind sometimes when I need a laugh lmaoo

  • @joshmcleod8194
    @joshmcleod8194 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1709

    $500 an hour for his consult is wild. I'm a therapist in an expensive city and most of us only charge around $150 an hour. With our Master's degree.

    • @qa5159
      @qa5159 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      I don’t think therapy should be charged but someone could not pay me enough to listen to rich people’s problems for 45 minutes

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      ​@@qa5159But how would that work?

    • @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6
      @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +183

      @@qa5159 therapist need to eat and live , sorry 😅😅

    • @yourpookiescrapmetal
      @yourpookiescrapmetal 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6fr 😭🙏

    • @dreamy.oliver8495
      @dreamy.oliver8495 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

      ⁠@@ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6I assume they mean in a world where there’s enough social services/gov funding that people don’t need to pay for therapy and it’s a free service

  • @Amosus2
    @Amosus2 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1393

    Dating coaches are having a competition to see how creepy they can be istg

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Just because you disagree with their views, doesn’t make them creepy. I don’t agree either, but still.

    • @maraque16
      @maraque16 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ImAgentK No. Telling people to record their girlfriend or wife without their knowledge is fucking *creepy*

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@maraque16 Oh ok fair enough, in my defense I didn’t watch the whole video.

    • @boredagain1
      @boredagain1 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ImAgentKmodern women don't like that their tactics are being exposed. W0m3n can be just as shitty as m3n, just a lot more subtle/covert about their fuckery, and ofc we're not allowed to talk about it cuz that's considered "creepy" or "misogynistic", just allow them to continue operating in the shadows..

  • @reguluscummins878
    @reguluscummins878 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1430

    he talks about having a girlfriend like having like...a lizard. brb calculating the money it will take to get my girlfriend a heat rock

    • @denslc
      @denslc 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      Not a bad strategy tbh. Living room heat rock would kill with the cold feet girlies

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

      Honestly, I’d actually really enjoy a sunning rock🤔 how much would that cost for a North American copper topped squish dragon like myself?

    • @bingonight1504
      @bingonight1504 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      A heat rock would get me better than these men

    • @Varinating
      @Varinating วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@dcarter455 I think an Argentinian black and white tegu enclosure should be perfectly good for a human who really likes sitting on scorching hot rocks. Those guys are big and they like it HOT.

    • @hermitgirl4247
      @hermitgirl4247 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@dcarter455 i think that would have to depend on your size. How tall are you? About 5 inches?

  • @MrRobot-jb5tI
    @MrRobot-jb5tI 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1545

    Nothing builds trust in a relationship like hiring someone to spy on your partner. Truly a modern love story.

    • @Winter-339
      @Winter-339 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Its the cutest 😍

    • @IamWanderwoman
      @IamWanderwoman 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Relationship goals lol

    • @Yourfavoritemess
      @Yourfavoritemess วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "She's my girlfriend"
      "And he's my fbi agent"
      "👕❤👕"

  • @alisathemushroom9923
    @alisathemushroom9923 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +691

    The DM service as though the girlfriends wouldn't automatically go to his page and see that he is offering that service

    • @DepressiveCookie
      @DepressiveCookie 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

      Right, also how discreet can the service be, the girlfriend is going to know who sent him

    • @zyyl1949
      @zyyl1949 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He did a few videos showing the results, a lot of the girlfriends actually did cheat

    • @sllizarrd
      @sllizarrd 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@zyyl1949he probably just faked them lol

    • @Thawah
      @Thawah 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And you believed those videos were real? ​@@zyyl1949

    • @queenredfromthequeencity
      @queenredfromthequeencity 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@zyyl1949 how real do you think it is... like for real? I get that he is only helping men to get women who are gold diggers. But since and lot of these guys are scammers I'm don't really believe anything they say

  • @pyrrhus2714
    @pyrrhus2714 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1081

    Whooaaaaa buddy. Might want to be careful who you are messing with. Based Austin might just steal your partner’s significant other. Stay safe out there

    • @DrewDrizzle
      @DrewDrizzle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Attempting to invalid the men that have already been validated by the objective goal that all men must in order to pass and maintain anything at even the most fundamental basics of all things necessary to not risk astronomical failures only to be proven the validity of reality on the most personal levels to not be able to be ignorant of the truths anymore, would be the best redpills for a bluepilled white-Knighting Bob to experience to be liberated from the fantasy that men and women are equal, and that want and react to things all the same ways that the "manosphere highlights daily" describes in his recent upload about how all of this simping and viewing relationships with modern women under the halo effect like delusions and the results experienced when just trusting them or treating them as males like or respond well to be treated does not ever reap the same results based on their actions.... All Women operate under "briffaults law" if every mans truly honest with themselves... Just look that up and seriously question every past and future outcome from anything expected having anything to do with any interaction with any woman, where the women in our lives act and live their lives in such ways to any standards that briffaults law doesn't apply to them, and you'll find that it simply doesn't exist..... Because men aren't loved or respected for who they are! We're only ever valued for what be provide! Without bringing value or displaying it, no relationship or interactions happen to get anywhere with women and nothing can be maintain without constantly meeting or exceeding their demands enough for them to feel like what have we done for her lately????.... Because they'll always continuously move the goalposts to want more and more..... Look up the story called "the husband store" and thats literally all modern women in a nutshell and how they're never happy wanting to be happy all the time in a society where they can ruin a mans life at any moment just because they're not feeling happy anymore..... For men that don't understand or refuse to acknowledge the reality of the potential threats of anything that can and has harmed countless good men, for these guys to be forcefed the redpills by their own good women that they talk about being so different or nothing at all of a risk to them ever being disappointed in would be the best thing for them to experience in life continuously until they accept the truth for what and how its always been. What modern women say and do behind our backs and feel inside about many things in theory aren't the truth in reality. The best recruiters of redpills aren't redpilled men.... It's always the women themselves. Its up to each man on his own time and strength to face the truth and set himself free from the bluepilled matrix that the evil powers want us all to believe to keep us in line to benefit themselves to have very little if any accountability or consequences at the expenses of those few that want the truth and to live in reality..... The second a war were to break out, or you're gone or sick.... You better believe that you're lovely woman will be getting dug out my chad and Tyrone balls deep all over that 304! And I the rest of us will be here to see y'alls crying and hearing y'alls say 1. Oh maybe the next ones different, I just had some bad luck 2. You know, but you lie to yourselves as a cope to not go insane or something, so you're in denial that you're all cuks 3. You accept the truths and you're able to come out with a realistic understanding of female nature and how men are hardwired, and now you can clearly see the landscape better and how things really work between the genders differences as men value a woman with no past and woman value men with a future and almost everything else we feel very differently about towards one another and value such as beauty and fertility. The manosphere has spoken and proven many hurtful truths. I'm not saying all women are bad, but all can very easily be if they aren't already all damaged today even before they get into any relationship not being able to pair bond and having delusional standards being an entitled modern women. Most simps will just keep simping as most haters are going to hate. These white knights will keep faking their tactics to try to score points with women or not get canceled for fake approval and views catering toward these women for views and chances to get leftovers of Chads and pookies. These types of men cannot be helped, because thats the only thing they've got left to have any skin in the game lying to themselves and women. These are the weak men that have ruined society making hard times for us all that ultimately caused most women to be the most unhappiest they've ever been. Its all so amusing to watch far lefty society ruin itself simping....... Y'alls can have our leftovers! The rest of us will just keep laughing at the fact that these men made another the old saying right again! That one mans trash could always be another mans treasure.... And those men are beta simps that wife up 304s and shame men that have standards and dont accept disrespectful behaviors and other toxic crap from women 😂

    • @jkutiye87
      @jkutiye87 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Based on Austin? I'm calling CalebHammer if you get his $200 loyalty test 😂

    • @rp2741
      @rp2741 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Based Austin is going to steal your partner's significant other aka yourself???

    • @bluesweatshirts7113
      @bluesweatshirts7113 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@rp2741or polyamory

  • @adsareawful50
    @adsareawful50 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +337

    As a man, I'm so often thinking "what's the point though?" when learning about "how to get women" content. Like, if you can't "get a woman" by just being yourself, if you have to put on this whole calculated persona in order to attract her, how are you ever going to actually be happy with her? Craziness

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      Literally the moral of like, the average Disney kids/teen show where the character gets a makeover and changes their personality to appeal to their crush… and then we learn that it never works 😅
      Love the username, btw

    • @nari5161
      @nari5161 วันที่ผ่านมา

      hot

    • @heatherangel9700
      @heatherangel9700 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      It's because it's not really about finding a partner to be happy with. It's about collecting women like Pokemon to impress other men.

    • @shtfcker24
      @shtfcker24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@heatherangel9700 i can actually confirm this. i hung out with a lot of guys when i was 16-17 (im 19 now) and there was a group of like 3 guys i occasionally ran into who all followed people like andrew tate and believed in all his “how to get women” advice. one guy in the group worshipped the buffest and most physically attractive so much that i actually thought he was gay until he started talking to a girl. none of them ever made eye contact with me. not once. one of them had a female teacher once a week and ditched all her lessons. i tried to have a conversation with one of them once and he only spoke to me through his friend who was standing next to him. women were not human to those guys at all. i ended up spending a lot of time with them because i found them fascinating - like animals in a zoo. the way they acted towards women was so bizarre i had to find it funny otherwise i’d find it terrifying.

    • @meowppii
      @meowppii วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      You've got it right!! These guys will make these tutorials and follow these kinda guys just for the approval of other men, not to find genuine connection w women themselves. It's so tragic that some people get on the internet and see this, believe this bs and end up influenced into becoming incels.

  • @overgrownghost
    @overgrownghost 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +772

    Him breaking down women based on races (and cultural backgrounds) is so... weird and gross. 🤢 Date someone who sees you as a person, not just your race lmao wtf

    • @smears6039
      @smears6039 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +131

      All of these people don’t see women as humans with individual personalities and needs. They view them as objects, who all act and think exactly the same, who can be manipulated into a relationship with the same action list. And then they wonder why no woman wants to be with a “nice guy” (lol) like them… it’s so sad. I’d feel pity for them if they weren’t such hateful creeps.

    • @gaywalllbiter
      @gaywalllbiter 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      U hit the nail on the head ​@@smears6039

    • @BlasianLynn
      @BlasianLynn 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

      The irony of him saying that and being a BM, growing up i dealt with that A LOT. bm making HUGE deal about me being blasian. It made me so uncomfortable. It taught me to run for the hills when people do that. Ive had my share of WM feeling the need to tell me how they love BW. Like oh ok thats cool fam…i am a normal person. You could simply say im pretty. Not be weird and make it about my race. Its one thing to think my culture is “cool” or whatever, but to literally want me for being black or biracial is weird af 😂
      Which is actually how i ended up with another mixed person. He also can relate to people being super weird dating about race.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      @@BlasianLynn This. I'm not an "exotic" race or anything, but I do have red hair. That shit is fetishized SO MUCH that it became a legitimate squick for me to have someone compliment me on the color of my hair. I very much understand the feeling of "I don't want you to want me for this trait alone." It's so gross.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      Honestly, couldn't even finish the video after that part. I'm so sick and tired of Black Women being put down, truly. Talks positively about any other race of woman, then just has to imply that most BW aren't feminine and have a ton of negative stereotypes "he won't mention". I know I'm the least desired type of woman. I'm just sick of it being shoved down my throat so much that a man can't even say something positive about us without mentioning a negative.

  • @emilyd.2796
    @emilyd.2796 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    27:40 this sounds like he’s explaining the behaviours of different dog breeds to see which one fits your lifestyle and would be best for you to adopt

  • @roguebird12
    @roguebird12 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +673

    I know too many people who treat dating like it's a chore

    • @elizabethr.9359
      @elizabethr.9359 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +172

      I think people forget you don’t actually have to date or marry like if you hate it just.. don’t?

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

      when you don't value the humanity of the group you pursue or the person you are with.....of course it would feel like a chore. all about what jarv said...all about the value of the person

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @elizabthr.9359
      I think it’s a bit more complicated than that. I’m saying this as someone who dated and is in a happy relationship, but from what I’ve seen, some instances of resentment toward dating have to do with finding the right person or feeling like you constantly have to start over again. A lot of people want relationships, fewer want to put in the necessary work, and even fewer want to put in the perhaps unnecessary work that modern online dating culture has introduced. In general unless someone’s outed themselves as an idiot, people complain because they’re struggling with a certain stage of a process, not because they don’t want to do it at all. Moving out of the country or changing a diet for instance.

    • @shrutighosh8934
      @shrutighosh8934 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      ​@@Window4503 moving out of a country or changing your diet plan solely affects you. But dating and how you treat your partner affects the other person in the relationship as well.... So projecting your awful experiences of the past into your new relationship isn't a solution or even a logical thing to do in the first place, but yeah choosing to remain single and not date if you have issues, is something that can be done

    • @elizabethr.9359
      @elizabethr.9359 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@Window4503 I don’t disagree with your comment, I was more touching on the idea that people often feel that they’re not whole unless they have a partner. I’ve met quite a few people who genuinely seem to hate dating and being in relationships yet they still do it. But it’s ok to not date or marry, it’s not something you have to do for people who really don’t want to but feel societal pressure to.

  • @jeridon6081
    @jeridon6081 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +194

    'Things Girls Hate but secretly LOVE!!! Number 1, Handsome Guys!!!!'
    To me that reads as 'well IM handsome and women keep saying they think im creepy... but that cant be right, they HAVE to love me!!!!'

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      That's what I thought too. Lol "girls say they hate me but they actually love me. Source: trust me, bro!" The whole idea of women not knowing what they want is already super gross, but that being his very first point legit made me snort laugh.

    • @jøy_what_riley_loves_the_most
      @jøy_what_riley_loves_the_most 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@animeartist888 a lot of people don't know what they want when they're teens, regardless of gender. with experience they learn and decide their own preferences

  • @Rhynne.Mitchell
    @Rhynne.Mitchell 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +893

    Haven’t started the video but this Jarvis guy seems awfully cool

    • @youaintgettingmyhandle
      @youaintgettingmyhandle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      Premium too. 😊

    • @Fr33kaz0yd
      @Fr33kaz0yd 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      Trigger warning- he is

    • @oscarthagrouch
      @oscarthagrouch 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      he’s golden!

    • @cemetery.chitchat
      @cemetery.chitchat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      In some ways, he’s a men’s dating and lifestyle coach 😂

    • @catherineware4965
      @catherineware4965 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I just started watching & luv his humour & advice already... ❤

  • @viradechtis
    @viradechtis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +249

    You mention that this is what Teachers have to go through, my sister is a teacher and she said now-a-days they will pull any kids to the side that they think might have used it, and take words and passages out of their papers - and ask the students to explain what the word means, or have them read the sentence. All of them cannot. Its so easy to tell what is written by AI and what isnt when you know the writers lol.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      Yeah, I’m an English teacher, and I know my students. There is no WAY some of them wrote some of the things they’ve handed in lol. The fact that they think they can trick me is absurd. If you don’t know how to use periods or capitalize the letter “I”, there’s no way in hell you’re suddenly pulling out words like “elucidate”.

    • @viradechtis
      @viradechtis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      @ahobbit1273 Right? It's so funny the stories I hear. Like my dude, you can't even pronounce, use in a sentence or SPELL most of the words you've turned in papers using -the audacity of some kids kills me lol

    • @arc4705
      @arc4705 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      i'm a middle school science teacher and tbh it's so easy to tell just looking at the document. The font and background are all different LMAO

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I'm not even a bad writer and I still refuse to use ai. My mom is a math teacher of all levels, and her lower level students sometimes get essay opportunities when in need of a grade boost. Needless to say, it is so devastatingly obvious when someone has cheated

    • @lunaticrambler2593
      @lunaticrambler2593 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Teachers have been doing this for decades to spot plagiarism 😄even before AI people copied from the internet or from classmates. It works well.

  • @RoadsofEuropeverreme
    @RoadsofEuropeverreme 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    Fun fact, in Don Quixote someone tells a story about a man who hires a friend to test his wife's loyalty. The story ends bad and even Don Quixote says it is not realistic. 400 years ago ppl did already think that's ridiculous

    • @Arian2472
      @Arian2472 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      RANDOM OF ME BUT I LOVE DON QUIXOTE SM

  • @imreallygrover
    @imreallygrover 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +144

    Thank you for explicitly not making fun of people who need social norms explained. I’ve been seeing a lot of videos that use the misogynistic rhetoric as an excuse to be ableist and make fun of people for not understanding social norms

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I think after a certain age there's a line you cross. You go from being unaware by nature, to choosing ignorance of the way others function. And I say that as someone who struggles with interpersonal facial cues & social norms 💀

    • @aKBnB
      @aKBnB 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@kdmac8110well that’s kind of gross

    • @TheVillainousSoul
      @TheVillainousSoul 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ​​@@kdmac8110 Social norms and cues are different everywhere you go. There's no universal body language, each person has their own. While some might be able to adjust pretty fast, some can't.
      And it's not just what's okay or not on a bigger scale but also smaller things you do that other people will notice.
      Point is, there's a lot more to communication and what people do and don't do. A lot that can inform how people communicate.
      And if you have struggled with this, don't put other people who struggle with it down, you should already know what that experience has been like for you.
      Be kind.
      Not just to others but, to yourself too.

    • @scream_kinh614
      @scream_kinh614 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      ​@@kdmac8110 no. Just no. I'm autistic, and a big ol Hallmark of autism is the struggle with social norms. I cannot understand tone, I cannot express proper tone, I can't understand how and when and how much I am meant to express myself in a given moment. I can read facial expressions ok, it's all the secret tone shifts and nonverbal cues that get me. I've been in therapy for years. I've cried for years begging to just be normal and be able to understand people the way that other people can. But I just can't. I have made progress but there's only so much progress I can make.

    • @LVDani
      @LVDani วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠​⁠@@scream_kinh614 ​​⁠everyone is so different too with how they express themselves as well. There are no hard and fast rules to every single situation and emotions are so complex. I have a difficult time understanding when people are being mean/rude to me. Apparently people bullied me in HS and I didn’t even know until my friends told me.

  • @verda_renee
    @verda_renee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    So many of these men are basing their "advice" on the metrics of celebrities, influencers, rappers, pro athletes etc Yeah, if you're a pro athlete dating an IG model who has Drake in her DMs, she's probably used to a lifestyle that includes quarterly vacations, $5k in misc gifts and $200 dates every week. But most of the men taking this advice are never ever gonna be with those types of women, respectfully. The pretty, down to earth, regular degular girl you meet at target or the grocery store probably isn't gonna require literally any of the stuff he's naming. It's just so wild to watch regular guys trying to apply these completely niche dating metrics onto regular women who literally just want time, honesty, and companionship.

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      The nails one gets me. I don’t get my nails done. I’d rather my boyfriend buy me a bunch of tea lol. The list of supposed “expenses” assumes a very specific type of woman, never mind the concept being ridiculous as a whole.

    • @natebrown9523
      @natebrown9523 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Yeah its just kinda weird. I saw a reel on instagram the other day that said “as a man your woman’s hair and nails should be included in your monthly budget”

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      And ironically, all the people this metric is set upon have the all time worst relationships😂😂😂

    • @SDMItch
      @SDMItch 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Window4503 I’m the same, although I would probably prefer chocolate, Dr. Pepper or a book (hardcover if he really wants to charm me 😂)

  • @Ghost_Fish39
    @Ghost_Fish39 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +280

    If a random man messaged me I'd be so scared and immediately block him...

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      I think it would depend on what was said? If he starts out acting normal-ish, like he found my profile by chance and wanted to chat, maybe. But if he slides into the DMs all like "hey, you're hot ;)" yeah I'm outtie 9000

    • @firefly3003
      @firefly3003 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      SAME! I'm in my early 20s, but I learned really fast that the second I turned 18 that a lot of men didn't care who I was in relation to them that I was a sexual object to them. I had my ex's stepdad message me on my 18th birthday. I didn't know the guy! We had never met and he only knew me because my Ex had mentioned me once or twice. The block button and the private account setting are a life saver!

    • @mochisinclair8675
      @mochisinclair8675 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      My dms are closed all the time cause i got tired of getting dms on social media.

    • @dampsocc
      @dampsocc วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      No because im instantly suspicious of any man who messages me then i tell my husband how the interaction went its usually small talk then they say some weird sexual shit then i say im married they say i don't mind then i block they are very predictable

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Especially a random dm to meet a stranger somewhere?? Absolutely the fuck not

  • @kassiemaser2581
    @kassiemaser2581 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +235

    Once he got to "nails and shopping" I was like "oh okay, he's just talking about being a sugar daddy."

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      That’s not enough money for a sugar baby 😭 $200 is two mid range meals

    • @elijahishere
      @elijahishere วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      There's definitely a disconnect between men online and women in the real world. Women in the real world enjoy fun experiences, not just expensive stuff. Women may want to be treated by their partner every once in awhile, but having a budget for nails and shopping is bizarre, especially when most working class women are not shopping on a regular schedule. Normal women want to go out with someone emotionally available with shared interests who they enjoy spending time with.
      They conflate the women that guys like this date with everyday women that they'd pursue and wonder why everyday women don't like them. They place a ton of emphasis on momey and sex because they think thats all women want and then question why they're single 🙄

    • @shtfcker24
      @shtfcker24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@elijahishere it gets even weirder when you consider how much men like this complain about gold diggers. there’s millions of career women out there who you could date, have separate bank accounts with and each pay your own expenses if you don’t want a woman to “steal” your money, but these men are so deep in their traditional mindsets that they force themselves into a wallet x incubator relationship even though they don’t want one. but then again, man smart woman stupid, so what do i know.

    • @antigraphophobic
      @antigraphophobic วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@elijahishereI wonder, too, if it’s like…an obtuse misunderstanding of some conversations I remember seeing online a few years ago where someone was questioning men paying on dates and some women went into what all went into getting ready for a date? But it’s like he took that conversation and thought, “Oh, so it’s a literal transaction. If I want dates, I have to help cover this stuff.” I dunno. I could be totally off. That’s what it made me think of, though.

  • @raincloud_1740
    @raincloud_1740 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    13:02 in my college english class, some people submitted ChatGPT project proposals for stories that WE DIDN'T EVEN READ in the class. it's rough for the english professors fr

    • @The_real_tomold
      @The_real_tomold 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Dude in my CP class I used grammarly and ended up getting a zero on the essay 😭

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      My college english class had a rule in the syllabus not to use AI for assignments

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@inkystars19 Same, all my classes say not to use AI under the academic dishonesty section of the syllabus

    • @peaches1535
      @peaches1535 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@The_real_tomoldgrammarly isn’t fair bc my community college made us download and use it… it’s really helpful!

    • @raincloud_1740
      @raincloud_1740 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @inkystars19 so does mine lol, I think a lot of people don't really care

  • @kindofkelly
    @kindofkelly 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +559

    this dude started talking about bath and body works candles and i said "he looks like he's got mahogany teakwood in his house" and then he immediately shouts it out. STOP😂

    • @kayla_mallen
      @kayla_mallen 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      No bc mahogany teakwood is my long-time fav... I didnt know it had such an association 🤚🏻😭

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      ​@@kayla_mallen same bruh I adore that candle and now I have to question myself.

    • @buriedpet
      @buriedpet 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      What, is that candle a f-boy thing or something?

    • @registeredjopper
      @registeredjopper 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@buriedpetteakwood is no-paper behaviour

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@registeredjopper How? That's one of the best ones 😭

  • @mayaaa3932
    @mayaaa3932 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +301

    Why is everyone skipping over him saying someone broke into his house??? You okay Jarvis 😭😭?

    • @amberhale6164
      @amberhale6164 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      LITERALLY it took me so long to find this comment. the first one that mentions it 😧😭

    • @Heyitskatiekindred
      @Heyitskatiekindred 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      Yeah he said he’s talked about it before??? Was it on the podcast?? That’s so scary

    • @jinx17
      @jinx17 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      right?!? I was like HOLD UP

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +114

      He talked about it on the podcast! Someone came into his house mistakenly thinking it was the house of their tinder hookup. Just a mistake, thankfully, but still terrifying.

    • @Anienem
      @Anienem 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +106

      He talked about it on Sad Boyz! He came home late and forgot to lock his front door, and some guy wandered in thinking it was his tinder hookup. Worst part is, after the guy realized the mistake, he was like "um... are you Jarvis Johnson? omg man i've seen your videos!" Super freaky. iirc Jarvis was already set to move a few days later, so thankfully he got out of there pretty fast.

  • @katiegipalo
    @katiegipalo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +389

    “I’m the dating coaches’ coach” is giving “I’m your favorite artist’s favorite artist”, iconic

    • @MrIljuha2000
      @MrIljuha2000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      First one sounds more higherarchical, so kinda but not really 😅

    • @nari5161
      @nari5161 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I am your weedman's weedman (Major Lazer)

  • @guyanomaly
    @guyanomaly 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +281

    I’m the most average-looking guy you could possibly imagine and I’ve had gorgeous girlfriends. Granted I’ve also had gorgeous boyfriends. I am not straight.

    • @aKBnB
      @aKBnB 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      😂😂☠️💀☠️😂😂

    • @aliamcbride
      @aliamcbride 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      That's because bisexuality raises your Sexual Market Value

    • @greysunshinexx
      @greysunshinexx 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      how to keep attractive partners ✍️ be bi ✍️

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Quick, write that down. Write that down!

    • @nari5161
      @nari5161 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      bi guys >>>>>

  • @heather_bee
    @heather_bee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +283

    If your new guy has anti grape allegation cams set up, sis you better run so far and so fast!

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      Agreed! If you have a camera set up in your living room to combat assault allegations, my first thought is NOT "ah, that's smart" or "oh no did someone lie about you before?" but rather "What did you do that made someone claim you assaulted them???" and then a followup of "Do you just not know the legal definition of assault and disagree over what happened???"

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      It'd be really funny if he was in a non-single party consent state for recording, and tried to use the video he secretly recorded to defend himself in court and got done for violating that law lol

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Also, if anybody accuses him, this guy?
      I instantly believe them!

    • @scream_kinh614
      @scream_kinh614 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      ​@@Vantitas where are you getting the idea that women falsely accusing men is rampant??? It literally is not. Especially not in comparison to real SA that goes completely unreported.

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      vantities, dude, you're _way_ more likely to get SA'd than accused of it, falsely or not.

  • @QiotiCoyote
    @QiotiCoyote 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    we know Jarvis is telling the truth about him caring more about the thought than the execution of the gift bc Drew Gooden's 3D White Jarvis

  • @willowism
    @willowism 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +291

    Where the hell is blankets in the things you should have in your living room?? Have u ever known any woman *not* to love a soft blanket? It's TRUE SHIT

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      Right?? Suggesting something snuggly and warm to keep her from wanting to get up once she's all cozy would actually be a lifehack. Not this "have a camera in case of assualt allegations" BS. So weird and gross!

    • @sanctuary_polaris
      @sanctuary_polaris วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Soft blankets are a must, doesn't matter the time of year I have to have a blanket

    • @peaches1535
      @peaches1535 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      If he doesn’t have soft blankets and apple juice in the fridge then I don’t want him 😭

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Shoot, as a man I still love soft blankets and rugs. Like she can borrow one of mine but best believe I got 3 for myself.

  • @Jupiterfunk
    @Jupiterfunk 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    This guy is, no joke, the embodiment of the mindset of so many men I talk to. It is genuinely scary. They have been conditioned to think that money is everything. It's very sad and guys like him are predators who look for men to take advantage of.

    • @jamesp1389
      @jamesp1389 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ye I used to work with a guy who was just obsessed with money and this sort of 'i will be mega rich' mindset. At least he was nice enough to say he'll remember me when he's wealthy 😂

  • @monow5197
    @monow5197 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +522

    82% AI is crazy for a service that charges that much

    • @iksskan9147
      @iksskan9147 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Not gonna support this guy but there is no plagiarism checker that can actually detect AI output.
      It is probably copied off some other website but thats it.
      AI plagiarism checkers themselves are a grift 😂.

    • @Soy_boi
      @Soy_boi วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@iksskan9147 there are lots of ways to detect the use of ai generated text. Just because you don’t know how these programs work doesn’t mean they can’t work. While plenty are scams, AI text isn’t as smart as some people seem to think

    • @businesszeus6864
      @businesszeus6864 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@iksskan9147no they’re not. they’re currently used by universities and colleges everywhere, the parent company of Chat-GPT even made it for the sole purpose of recognising its own AI, it’s not a plagiarism checker, it’s an AI checker, made by the AI company.

    • @dweebcentric
      @dweebcentric วันที่ผ่านมา

      Paying for that GPT Premium

    • @lunaticrambler2593
      @lunaticrambler2593 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@iksskan9147 Exactly my thoughts, it's such short pieces of text that sounds like your average marketing speak. Sure there is something funny about calling that AI generated but 82% is a deceitful confidence to give for this short an amount of text, let alone accepting that percentage on face value. I get wanting to hate on this guy for justifiable reasons and he probably didn't put much effort into things to begin with, but randomly claiming it's AI off these unreliable tools is just a bit weird. He's already a terrible grifter, we don't need to make things up or discard reasonable doubts to make him even more lazy or malicious.

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +156

    hearing him talk about "attractive woman" as if she's a rare lizard or bird with astronomical vet bills XD

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      “If you want to become an exotic pet owner, here are the expenses you’ll need to afford to maintain their comfort.”😂😂😂

    • @CutiePatutie_SmookiePookieBear
      @CutiePatutie_SmookiePookieBear 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@dcarter455 LMAO

    • @cassidy._
      @cassidy._ วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂

    • @helloharmony_01
      @helloharmony_01 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      underrated😂

  • @Rcanine_
    @Rcanine_ 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

    Camera+rubiks cube. He clearly just wants to know how to solve it and hes too ashamed to look it up.

  • @FirstNameBunchANumbers
    @FirstNameBunchANumbers 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Someone tells me they have a security camera inside so women don't "falsely accuse" them, I'm running so fast I'm breaking down the damn door

  • @blittleing
    @blittleing 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

    I can already tell that he's not confident about the girlfriends wanting him. He's confident that insecure guys will believe him. And more relevantly, that they'll pay him

  • @DelaneySearsWebb
    @DelaneySearsWebb 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    I’m horrified that this guy’s favorite Bath and Body Works scent is mahogany teakwood because that’s my favorite 😭

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      It’s a solid fragrance… he doesn’t get to claim it. I rebuke him like the demon he presents as😂😂😂

    • @RodanmTekle-s1d
      @RodanmTekle-s1d 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@dcarter455 he got u all😂😂😂

  • @thedepressedpainter8880
    @thedepressedpainter8880 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +233

    "Sexual marketplace value" just sounds like sex trafficking, but maybe that's just me

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Doesn’t unconsensually filming women during (probable) intimate acts on the couch seem traffick-y too

    • @im_an_oyster
      @im_an_oyster 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I mean I hope it was just poor phrasing but this guy makes it hard to hold onto that hope 😬

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Jarvis did say he was on some Diddy ish🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yep

    • @KofiE-A
      @KofiE-A วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like and is are 2 different things

  • @lolalane69420
    @lolalane69420 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +118

    every time one of these guys makes a list of "things women say they hate but secretly love" it's just so sad to me. she didn't want him i guess

  • @andam_boris
    @andam_boris 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +134

    “loyalty tests” are EVERYWHERE it’s ridiculous

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Honestly, if you think you need to test your partner's loyalty, you should probably just break up. Good relationships are built on communication and trust. Clearly, you have neither if you're hiring someone to bait your partner into cheating.

    • @andam_boris
      @andam_boris 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@animeartist888 i agree, it is really saddening that people are made to believe they need to be untrusting via toxic masculinity culture etc, super duper not good for society since we do live in a society :p

    • @TheAxelSwan
      @TheAxelSwan 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wow I Lowkey fw and agree with this

  • @oliviathehater1
    @oliviathehater1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    i literally had to pause the video and reflect after he explained why he was cameras in his living room. INSANE

  • @JasonDeGraw
    @JasonDeGraw 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +252

    I’m ✍🏼premium ✍🏼and ✍🏼BASED ✍🏼

  • @Nerodotnet
    @Nerodotnet 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    27:59 “I’m not gonna say anything because there are plenty of lovely FEMININE black women out there” Oh brother, I’m white, not even American, and I still clocked it. he REALLY couldn’t be any more blatant with that one 😭

  • @rosemonique1344
    @rosemonique1344 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    The SMV calculator just reminds me of Ho-Math and his charts
    That episode is such a comfort watch when I need to remember not everyone views relationships as transactional and women as less human.

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    This was not the way I expected to find out that my girlfriend has a girlfriend or wife

  • @matthewtracey1902
    @matthewtracey1902 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    2:52 yo but Jarvis just killed that Andrew state voice

    • @MsBree0
      @MsBree0 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      He did, it was scarily accurate

    • @sdani.
      @sdani. 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ikr???

    • @rebeccablaske8634
      @rebeccablaske8634 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Sadboyz viewers already know all about his his andrew tate impersonation talents 😎

    • @matthewtracey1902
      @matthewtracey1902 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @ wait what?!? I’ve been watching regularly for a good year now, did I miss it or is it an older episode

    • @optimistoftheinternet
      @optimistoftheinternet วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Right?? 😂😂 spot on

  • @fozzyspots
    @fozzyspots 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +159

    men need to realise that women DO NOT THINK IN TERMS OF RATINGS!!!! you CANNOT appeal to everyone. the men i think are gorgeous are ugly to other people. the men other people think are gorgeous are unattractive to me. it's individual taste!!!! someone's 10 is someone else's 3!!!!! oh my god!!!!! there is no universal attractiveness!!!! this guy is a 1 to me because i don't like this trimmed, hyper-masculine, muscly look!!! understand personal preference and the importance of personality and hobbies and humour and intelligence and subjective attraction!!!!

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      So much this! I've had many women in my life show me pictures of dudes who they said were "SO hot, omg you have to see him" only for me to make that little instinctual "Ugh, really?" face on first sight. They get offended, but like... our tastes can be different. That's fine. I tend to dislike the traditional muscly masculine look as well. Dude, if you look like you could snap my spine in half with a sneeze, I'm not comfortable hanging out with you at ALL, much less alone. I prefer a chubby nerd!

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Ok but can we get more recognition for chubby nerds? Do guys really think girls don’t want to hold on to someone huggable too?! We love people who are passionate about whatever their interests are (basic definition of a nerd) and someone who is comfortable in their own skin (confidence) and make a good human pillow for cuddling 😂 that’s pretty much the beauty standard right there!!!!

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@dcarter455 I love a chunky tech nerd 😍 like a smart teddy bear

    • @eva-b5r4j
      @eva-b5r4j วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      One day men will discover that women are human beings and therefore each single one is different and surely out there there’s at least one who’s gonna like you for what you are

    • @breakfastlover4so
      @breakfastlover4so วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@dcarter455why is fat attractive???

  • @halipeno7137
    @halipeno7137 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    "Thank you, Jarvis!" we all say in unison

  • @liza_beth5887
    @liza_beth5887 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    "weeoo weeoo it's the cap police". New classroom management line unlocked.

  • @rosafrancescamusic
    @rosafrancescamusic 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    the ai text detection systems are hugely unreliable- there's loads of cases of neurodivergent students being accused of cheating because they don't write in a way that the detector would deem 'normal' for a human. not saying he didn't use ai, but i think it's bad practice to assume any unusual language/syntax must be ai

    • @3bugsinatrenchcoat
      @3bugsinatrenchcoat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      esl students also get falsely accused often because they tend to use more academic language than expected

    • @ked49
      @ked49 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      My writing is not written in a normal way, but it gets detected as 100% human because it is most definitely not perfect(what ai detectors detect)

    • @Heyitskatiekindred
      @Heyitskatiekindred 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      This. I work in AI and the text in question reads very much as AI to me, however there is no ai detector on the market right now that can detect ai perfectly

    • @rosafrancescamusic
      @rosafrancescamusic 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@3bugsinatrenchcoat yes i've also heard this!

    • @rosafrancescamusic
      @rosafrancescamusic 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@ked49 that's v cool for you but unfortunately a lot of people have had the opposite experience. i've seen people in adhd communities online literally posting screen recordings of them typing something and it immediately getting picked up as ai

  • @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806
    @elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    'Having vacations quarterly' yeah, so pretty much most people can't do that lmao. Even if they sacrifice money to their significant other to make sure they are cared for or whatever, having the ability to take a vacation every 3 months is wild to me and adding in a partner you don't know well or haven't met yet makes no sense. My partner and I do a few fun nights but we can't do vacations due to our conflicting work schedules. It just is what it is for a lot of people. How do they expect the average person to go on 4 vacations a year WITH their partner every time?

  • @milkymommyz
    @milkymommyz 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    India is IN ASIA. Indians ARE ASIAN. 🇮🇳
    They aren't separate categories. 😭 Asian is a category that comprises regions in the Asian continent.
    Love the video, Jarvis 🫶🏼

    • @alucardvalentine6418
      @alucardvalentine6418 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      He thinks that asia it's just JP, CN or KR

    • @biteofdog
      @biteofdog 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Russia is in Asia, although they are considered Eurasian's.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      My first thought when he generalized "Asians" as one category and then said stereotypes that were primarily Japanese. Was a severe eye roll moment when he went on to India without mentioning that they are Asian by definition.

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Which is why you know for a fact that 1) he has never dated any of the women he speaks of, and 2) has based all his information on generic stereotypes that are fetishized and gross.

    • @llynxfyremusic
      @llynxfyremusic วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'm sure he's also lumping people from Pakistan and Bangladesh into the Indian box too. Probably assumes any brown person from that area as Indian lol

  • @ambersmith2612
    @ambersmith2612 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    If he DM’s me I’d see he’s a dating coach and that he sells DM’s??? And then I’d know I was being set up?

    • @ellaesw
      @ellaesw 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      No literally how is it discreet if it's coming from his Instagram😭

    • @aurorarose6678
      @aurorarose6678 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      my thought is that he might use a secondary personal account??? but he is a weird little freak so i have no idea

    • @jjjabbers
      @jjjabbers วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Me when a randomly attractive male dms me without any prior mention: "Oh, this must be a scam."
      **[Report]**
      **[Block]**

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jjjabbers cause the only real men who slide into DM’s are scary period!!

  • @beefbaby9840
    @beefbaby9840 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Jarvis spent so much time getting progressively angrier at this weird guy that it got dark outside

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Bro is literallt breaking down expenses like he's budgeting to keep a horse or something 😭
    If you have to do this to keep a girl, you don't have a relationship, you have a transaction. It's soulless and sad

  • @b23FilmArchive
    @b23FilmArchive 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    feeling golden today.. thanks

    • @kithric4878
      @kithric4878 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You are golden :)

  • @marissadawn0701
    @marissadawn0701 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    11:00 the "all purchases are non refundable- even if she passes" ???? that's so wild why would that be a policy LMAO

  • @charcharbug
    @charcharbug 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    22:21 But... you're filming in a living room... I can't handle these double standards Jarvis

    • @Iilloveface
      @Iilloveface 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Top tier comment 😂😂

  • @LeoStableford
    @LeoStableford วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I've fitted cameras throughout my entire home because I am the protagonist in a found-footage horror movie and people won't be able to see doors slam on their own or gaudy CGI phantoms rush the camera in IMAX if I didn't have them. Doesn't everybody do this prior to getting possessed by a demon and going on a rampage in all the areas with camera coverage?

  • @5ChampionsofHyrule
    @5ChampionsofHyrule 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    Getting someone to spy on and manipulate your partner because you don't trust them is a modern Shakespearean tragedy waiting to happen

  • @Borfborfle
    @Borfborfle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    what makes me sad is imagining vulnerable young guys out there who don’t have access to things like therapy. it’s one thing to have those resources and turn your back on them but another to be left helpless due to circumstances. not saying people, even young ppl, aren’t responsible for their actions but… idk, it feels tragic.
    also, when he started qualifying how different ethnicities of women behave in relationships… it made me sick. but i’m sure i’m not alone there.

  • @jonathanboustany5192
    @jonathanboustany5192 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    who up late dating they coach rn

  • @generallyuninterested4956
    @generallyuninterested4956 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Jarvis's knowledge of magic the gathering and mastery of the pokemon franchise levels up his hotness 1000%

  • @shamedgeeky
    @shamedgeeky 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    22:29 I have bath and body teakwood mahogany body spray in my bathroom lol. When it came out the staff at my b&bw were calling it the boyfriend candle

  • @simlover00
    @simlover00 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    That's not an attractive woman, that's a superficial woman. Who cares more for the monitary value rather than the emotional value.

  • @McBlazington
    @McBlazington วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Your partners significant other is you. You're getting an honest and timely response from you to you.

  • @BloodyB0dy
    @BloodyB0dy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Holy shit I recognize this guy. We matched on a dating app and when I drifted he did NOT STOP harassing me and DEMANDING I go on a date with him. I told him to stop harassing me once and he said “lmao stfu” these men are terrible

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      He’s so nuts I wholeheartedly believe you lmao

    • @jjjabbers
      @jjjabbers วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      This could be fabricated to all hell and I'd believe you.

  • @beccalibur
    @beccalibur วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "things women say they hate but they actually love" why is it so hard for men like this to realise there are no cheat codes or secrets to connecting with women, JUST TREAT US LIKE PEOPLE. IT WILL ACTUALLY BE SO MUCH EASIER THAN ALL THIS BS.

  • @KZesty
    @KZesty 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I always appreciate seeing a levelheaded person point out and break down this nonsense. Thank you, premium Jarvis

  • @AkarshBalaji
    @AkarshBalaji 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    He always sounds so condescending. I think he leans into it for the character, but I'm not sure it's helping young boys and men. Just perpetuates toxic masculinity

    • @Mamapeepeepoop
      @Mamapeepeepoop 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      At first I read this as you saying this about Jarvis' advice 💀

  • @tootsit6858
    @tootsit6858 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    12:26 ai checks arent an accurate thing to use... all they really check is grammar and stuff like that, so i wouldnt listen to them tbh. they say stuff is ai generated like 98% of the time

    • @spaceybirdie
      @spaceybirdie 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Not my experience - an English teacher

    • @lucidattf
      @lucidattf 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@spaceybirdiemy own writing gets flagged as ai and honestly i think it might have something to do with my autism. i don’t think im alone in that either

    • @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6
      @ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I wouldn’t put it pass this guy because what he is saying doesn’t even make sense 😭

    • @Peayou...
      @Peayou... 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No not your autism, its just not systems are not accurate ​@@lucidattf

    • @naonao9528
      @naonao9528 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't think the AI check was necessary. That was more obviously written by AI than that mushroom foraging book that poisoned people.

  • @neakveemo7877
    @neakveemo7877 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

    The “goooooldd” always makes me so happy :D

  • @beatificdreams
    @beatificdreams 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    I can't overlook the irony of Jarvis being sponsored by a security camera, takes shots of him putting the camera on his bookcase shelf in his living room, and then laying into this guy for having security cameras. Lol!
    Yes, I understand the creepy he's pointing out, and they are totally different things, but it made me laugh watching it. 😂

  • @Attackurheart-cq8jh
    @Attackurheart-cq8jh 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    TH-cam hid this from me for a whole minute sigh

  • @laram.8768
    @laram.8768 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    " you're allowed to like things"
    that's exactly why it's super weird to refer to normal things you like as a "talking piece", it's like your life revolves around dating

  • @ZanetaW
    @ZanetaW 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    10:04 reminds me of the meme "first date idea I stare at you like this"

  • @kaitlynm2375
    @kaitlynm2375 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    on the camera in the living room topic, this isn’t entirely the same thing, but i was dog watching for my coworker for about a week (just feeding them, taking them out for a minute) and found out on the last day that there was a camera in their living room. when i asked about it, they openly admitted to watching me while i was in there helping out. my issue doesn’t come from there being a camera in general, it’s ID LIKE TO KNOW IF IM BEING WATCHED AND RECORDED. even if i’m not planning on doing anything wrong and have no i’ll intentions. it feels so wrong to videotape someone without informing them at all

    • @sabra.waffles
      @sabra.waffles วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Right at least give a heads up so you can make sure not to be like picking a wedgie or some shit in view of the camera 😭😂

  • @aquademoney
    @aquademoney 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    “all women want a really attractive man” sir im a lesbian💀
    i swear these ppl just forget we exist or sum shit lmao😭

    • @exhaust4246
      @exhaust4246 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Minority.. & don't care anyway

  • @bigoof9486
    @bigoof9486 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    He used to be a fitness channel and was in ROTC for college. But dropped out the program and went to the manosphere/red pill after his channel blew up and had his heart broke x2. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

  • @sethtorres5202
    @sethtorres5202 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I heard this modified scale and i like it so much better then 1-10.
    1: Not attractive to me and i don't think other's would find them attractive
    2: Not attractive to me but i can see how others would find them attractive
    3: Attractive to me and i dont think other's find them attractive
    4: Attractive to me and i think others also find them attractive

  • @bunniesprite
    @bunniesprite 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Oh an indoor security camera! Ok the world is pretty crazy these days gotta stay sa- oh he wants to make sure girls don’t accuse him of assault…. Oh…..

    • @bunniesprite
      @bunniesprite 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Now this is fully my opinion but I’d bet he’s recording explicit videos of women without their consent. Hopefully not distributing but that’s another possibility that isn’t too far off

  • @DepressiveCookie
    @DepressiveCookie 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    6:51 fellas get your girlfriend 3rd party tested! Do any of these coaches have wives or girlfriends?

  • @farrahnobles1049
    @farrahnobles1049 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    i met a guy who had cameras in his living room and used them to disprove an assault claim.... but once he told me that story i realized i never wanted to talk to him again

  • @laylalove123
    @laylalove123 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I’m a teacher and I have caught students using AI based on how high level and out of character the writing seems compared to their usual on paper style. One kid, I asked him to define a word he had used and he had no idea it was even used in his work.
    I get students to do a lot of draft work to help compare to any final typed pieces just in case.

  • @hokton8555
    @hokton8555 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    can you really be a dating "expert" since you probably need experience but at the same time having to date many people means that you are probably not that successful

  • @amittesukku
    @amittesukku วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Impatiently waiting for people to stop rating other people's looks with a ten point scale.

  • @Mir_Teiwaz
    @Mir_Teiwaz 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    These people played video games where dumping tons of items on someone makes them like you and thought that was real life too.

  • @michaelio6548
    @michaelio6548 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I love how all these dating coach/redpill men are like “women are shallow and only want you for looks and money! So play into the shallowness and buy my course on how to get more looks and money!”

  • @NifesimiDoesThings
    @NifesimiDoesThings 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The dating pool nowadays is trash. I gave up on looking for any kind of companionship when I realised that most m3n don't see a human being when looking at me, they just see an attractive object. It's even worse when men try to perpetuate that idea or behaviour that money can buy me..... I have my own.....
    A lot of m3n, think that having money is a good enough personality trait and when women don't want to deal with them, regardless of them being rich, they resort to whining and broke shaming.
    There is so much bad advice on the internet and people actually take it in real life.... it's shocking

  • @DamianFire21
    @DamianFire21 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    I'M premium??? AND based??? Jarvis, you're too generous ☺️

  • @jordanjohnson3043
    @jordanjohnson3043 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Ladies, if he's not performing a review of the relationship's Q1-Q4 expenses, dump his ass!!!

  • @moonxwillow
    @moonxwillow 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    sorry you said a strange man was in your house???? when was this previously discussed ??

    • @mayaaa3932
      @mayaaa3932 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same!! I didn’t see anyone else talking about ut

    • @chatceux
      @chatceux วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mayaaa3932 iirc, I think it happened a while ago, like a couple years ago before jarvis moved into his current place. I think they talked about it on a couple old sadboyz episodes but I don’t know which ones

  • @JennyferPepin
    @JennyferPepin วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Everything is so 'calculated' that no woman would ever feel a genuine connection with a guy like that.

  • @laurabustos6560
    @laurabustos6560 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Since my son got me hooked on Jarvis's channels etc I've never been this early for a video! I guess sometimes it pays to have a day off for a dread doc appointment.

    • @Throatzillaaa
      @Throatzillaaa 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hope your doctor appointment went okay ❤️ my nerves always get to me before appointments. It can just be like a dental cleaning or something else basic, and I know I'll dread it. I've started making my appointments earlier in the day when possible, so I can just sleep in a little, and when I get up, I really only have time to get ready and go. It does help a little.

  • @m0chi_queen
    @m0chi_queen 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I love the setting of these videos its way more cosy and warm compared to just a white wall. Love it

  • @pixelfrogger_
    @pixelfrogger_ 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    i forget how much Jarvis uploads it's crazy how much content you put out and its not slop at all keep doing what you're doing (if you want lol)

  • @HelensLibrary
    @HelensLibrary 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Jarvis repeatedly referring to him as "sport" is giving me life 😂